Mayor Poopenmeyer: Mayor here. What's that? Horrible crime in the works? Ruthless villain? Citizens in danger? That's fantastic news! Because I get to summon the New Justice Team!
Leela: Sh!
Mayor Poopenmeyer: Uh, they're usually here by now.
Leela: Well, so long. Keep in touch.
Mayor Poopenmeyer: Wait, stay and meet the superheroes. There's three of you and three of them so it'll be perfect. Is this clown on? Where are those daring crime stoppers?
Leela: Oh, I completely forgot. I left my apartment on fire!
Bender: Uh, as for me, I'm late for my LSAT's.
Fry: And I can't take life anymore.
Mayor Poopenmeyer: Clobberella! Captain Yesterday! My liege! You're just in time.
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“Ho, ho, ho!” - Robot Santa Claus
“My God! The real Santa! Get him, Jesus!” - Mayor Poopenmeyer
“I help those who help themselves.” - Dr. Zoidberg
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Welcome to….
Futurama Showdown!
The Showdown will consist of 72 of Futurama’s characters. Due to the nature of the show, I wasn’t able to include all the characters I wanted to, but I tried to make sure that popular or often discussed characters were included, but I am biased and included a few characters that I just really wanted to see (this is for you, Pazuzu).
Most of the characters will be fighting it out alone, but some of the couples/groups in the show are placed together for simplicity’s sake. Yell at me in my asks if you so desire.
The bracket was almost entirely randomized. I put characters on a wheel and spun it, and then randomized the order or the lineups.
The Bracket:
Rounds listed under the cut.
Preliminary Round
Poll 1: Pazuzu vs. Mr. Peppy
Poll 2: Guenter vs. Petunia
Poll 3: Mayor Poopenmeyer vs. Hanukkah Zombie
Poll 4: Hattie McDoogal vs. Walt, Larry, & Igner
Poll 5: Elzar vs. the Brain Slugs
Poll 6: Nine vs. The Waterfall family
Poll 7: Officer Smitty vs. Kwanzaabot
Poll 8: Marianne vs. the Crushinator
Round One
Left Bracket:
Poll 1: Preacherbot vs. Pazuzu
Poll 2: Yivo vs. Michelle
Poll 3: Melllvar vs. Randy Munchnik
Poll 4: Yancy Fry Sr. vs. Mom
Right Bracket:
Poll 1: The Globetrotters vs. Elzar
Poll 2: Scruffy vs. Linda van Schoonhoven
Poll 3: Hypnotoad vs. Richard Nixon
Poll 4: Yancy Fry Jr. vs Seymour Asses
Round 2
Left Bracket:
Poll 1: Leo & Inez Wong vs. Guenter
Poll 2: Dr. John Zoidberg vs. Barbados Slim
Poll 3: Hedonismbot vs. Dwight Conrad
Poll 4: Mr. Panucci vs. The Donbot
Right Bracket:
Poll 1: Fanny vs. Nine
Poll 2: Lord Nibbler vs. Lrrr, Ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8
Poll 3: Captain Zapp Brannigan vs. Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Poll 4: Hyper-Chicken Lawyer vs. Joey Mousepad
Round 3
Left Bracket:
Poll 1: Officer URL vs. Hanukkah Zombie
Poll 2: Kif Kroker vs. Hermes Conrad
Poll 3: Grand Midwife vs. Ben Vending Rodriguez
Poll 4: Francis “Clamps” X. Clampazzo vs. Roberto
Right Bracket:
Poll 1: Tinny Tim vs. Kwanzaabot
Poll 2: Turanga Morris & Munda vs. Turanga Leela
Poll 3: Amy Wong vs. Lars Fillmore
Poll 4: LaBarbara Conrad vs. Sherri Fry
Round 4
Left Bracket:
Poll 1: Colleen O’Hallahan vs. Mom’s Sons
Poll 2: Ned & Velma Farnsworth vs. The Headless Body of Spiro Agnew
Poll 3: Robot Devil vs. Morbo
Poll 4: Ndnd vs. Sal
Right Bracket:
Poll 1: Robot Santa vs. Marianne
Poll 2: Philip J. Fry vs. Doctor Ogden Wernstrom
Poll 3: Bender Bending Rodriguez vs. Flexo
Poll 4: Calculon vs. Cubert Farnsworth
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Mayor Poopenmeyer: We've received a tip that the Museum of Natural History will be robbed tomorrow at exactly 9am. The target: The priceless Quantum Gemerald.
Fry: Who's the perp?
Mayor Poopenmeyer: A dangerous villain known as The Zookeeper, who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly-trained animals.
Fry: Pack of highly. Got it!
Mayor Poopenmeyer: His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose, an elephant who never forgets -- to kill! And a seldom-used crab named Lucky, a.k.a. Citizen Snips.
Leela: You can count on us, Mr. Mayor. Justice away!
Bender: (gasping) Hold the elevator!
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“No! Not the magnets! Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. Swing low, sweet...” - Bender
“This is horrible.” - Philip J. Fry
“But it's not boring!” - Professor Farnsworth
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A Tale of Two Santas [S4 E1] (dir. Ron Hughart)
“Deactivated robot walking. We got a deactivated robot walking here.” - Smitty
“Hey, Santa, when you see the Robot Devil, tell him I'm-a comin'!” - Sailor Bot
“Hey, that guy said to tell you that-” - Bender
“I heard him!” - The Robot Devil
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