#mcmahon-helmsley

[blondetaffy]

Stephanie, her husband Hunter, and Hunter's boyfriend Shawn

[outsiderswolfpac]

(part 1 of 3 because tumblr only allows 10 images at a time and there's 22 cards)

friendly reminder all of these are made with kayfabe gimmicks in mind and not the real people. that being said, fuck vince mcmahon.

90s wrestlers as tarot cards! I-VII

1-2-3 kid — the fool

reversed meanings: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration

hunter hearst helmsley — the magician

reversed meanings: trickery, illusions, out of touch

shane mcmahon — the high priestess

reversed meanings: lack of center, lost inner voice, repressed feelings

stephanie mcmahon — the empress

reversed meanings: dependence, smothering, emptiness, nosiness

vince mcmahon — the emperor

upright meanings: authority, structure, control, fatherhood

reversed meanings: tyranny, rigidity, coldness

(both work in my opinion!)

shawn michaels — the hierophant

reversed meanings: rebellion, subversiveness, new approaches

chyna and eddie guerrero — the lovers

upright meanings: partnerships, duality, union

reversed meanings: loss of balance, one-sidedness, disharmony

(again, both of these work depending on when you're talking about in my opinion!)

[oplishin]

twitter stuff: nathan frazer and axiom are watching football together and whenever of their teams scores a goal the other one brandishes a steel chair at them aasdljfbadf

im just imagining that they live a shared apartment where every closet is full of black folding chairs. It’s a joke until it isn’t <3

[blowflyfag]

WWF RAW MAGAZINE: JUNE 2001

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[frentique]

[baddawg94]

Triple H (WWF Champion)

Stephanie McMahon

WWF Raw Is War

2/28/2000

[sleepy-achilles]

Just three people who disgust me. and then the four legends who put them in their place.

It's officially 1am and my dog is enjoying sleeping in my bed. Kinda jealous.

Enjoy :)

[meduzza13]

Time to play The Game  Black paper, watercolor pencils

[owlsounds]

so I had fun watching a pirate stream of WM39, and because I really haven’t in ages, I decided to make Simpsons memes along the way for anything that stood out to me.

it was fun 2 nights, overall.

[cephalopodsquad]

... that's how we're gonna end the becky v trish match?

[judgementdaysunshine]

Danger risk

For @aritamargarita

Pairing: Jeff Hardy x Fem reader

Description: You are afraid and take care of Jeff after he's attacked by Edge and Christian

Gif credits to @likeit-or-whumpit

You run backstage after seeing Christian and Edge attack Jeff in the ring terrified that he was badly hurt or fixing to be jumping in the ring without a thought standing in front of edge who stops dead in his tracks while christian runs into you covering your head as best as you could. Matt jumps in pulling christian off you while edge backs away and rolls out of the ring leading to now as you hold jeff's hands as he's being checked over by paramedics while Lita moves strands of hair away from his face and matt grows frustrated and angry by what happened unable to keep your nerves in check as he's taken to the ER only having a concussion and a small bump on his head, you help lay him in bed after finally being able to go home keeping a close eye on him having him eat some food tapping or gently nudging him to keep him awake due to how bad his concussion was giving him Tylenol to help with the small amount of pain until you both fell asleep waking up to find him asleep almost freaking out for the first few minutes of being awake until he wakes up right when you lay your hand on his shoulder to lightly shake him awake. Every time the two of you would go to the arena to watch Raw together backstage you would always be nervous of him running out to the ring to try and help matt and possibly get more hurt than he already was a few days earlier keeping a close eye on him and if you weren't right next to him in the locker room Lita was whenever you would grab a drink, use the restroom, or grab food before going out for your match against Jacqueline turning your head as you get the count and win to see the McMahon Helmsley regime fighting back good until you were overpowered crawling as soon as you are on the ground looking up in a daze to see jeff in front of you with matt and edge next to him while christian and the APA chased half of the regime backstage as lita and jacky deal with Steph and Tori worried that jeff had gotten hurt again despite the bruise forming on your back and your busted lip sharing a long hug backstage after being checked by paramedics putting ice on your back and your lip stitched before smacking his arm "You could have gotten hurt!" you sigh before he holds you again "I'd rather be hurt knowing that you're okay than stay backstage with this concussion and you get badly hurt by assholes" the words melt your heart despite still being upset that he risked his well being.

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[wrestlingisfake]

Can't believe they just turned Jack Perry into "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and the Elite into the McMahon-Helmsley Faction, and they're somehow all on the same side.

[baddawg94]

1999’s Armageddon (WWF PPV)

No Holds Barred Match

Triple H

Vince McMahon

[sleepy-achilles]

Shawn Michaels being bad at technology is the greatest long-term storytelling in professional wrestling.

Up there with Stephanie and Hunter taking over the wwe.