#me and my robot clones

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

my fav pic from the cards what are they doing. r they making them kiss. is that whats happening.

[blighted-lights]

sometimes when padmé looks at ahsoka, she sees another little girl in her place.

[pushing500]

🎶We're gonna have androids soon! We're gonna have androids soon! We're gonna have androids soon!🎶

I didn't know that The Empire could just grant you a new title without you doing anything??

Maybe it's just because the Jones Boys are so pretty that the Stellarch wants to befriend them in any way possible.

"It's some luciferium! ... Thaaanks..."

Just a reminder that Mechi really does like Ivy and carries her around to cuddle and play with her at every opportunity. The Jones Boys are excellent adoptive uncles.

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[magickkart]

Just finished the fourth novella, someone hold me. Technically I know Murderbot prefers big jackets and tshirts, but I'm deliberately ignoring that in favour of silly anime outfits that expose its arms. The text is secondary to serving CUNT

[cupcakewebkinz]

Zoom Zoom

✮ I let the twisted have zoomies... Twisted Vee zoomies... Zoom Zoom around the backyard... Hehe ✮

☆ Caretakers of Twisteds au is mine!!! ☆

✯ Come here you two weirdos @soupiestzilla + @crayons-are-yummyy / @crayons-are-disgustingg (just ask me if you want to be tagged too) ✯

━━━━━━･❪ ❁ ❫ ･━━━━━━

Vee woke up and felt... Different. Not bad different, but different regardless. She felt like she was going to puke as per usual, but she felt... Energized? Like if she didn't move, she was going to explode.

So, she did.

She got up and went to walk, but she ran instead, stopping herself soon afterwards.

"Uhm... Okay... This is not normal..." She muttered, deciding to try crawling. It was worse. Crawling was way worse. She nyoomed across the house and into the bathroom before she batted an eye, and was now trembling from a mix of fear, confusion and a huge wave of nausea that overcame her. Why was she doing this? She snuck to the toilet as slowly as possible and just curled up against it, swallowing hard as she covered her mouth. She couldn't keep jolting around like that, but for some reason, she couldn't stop herself either.

What was wrong with her-?

Before she could ask, she threw up, thankfully in the toilet this time. She had gotten used to that... Chronic stomachaches are no fun. She sighed heavily before grabbing the usual towel and cleaning herself up, then getting up, just to start running again when she went to walk. She let out an aggressive sigh when she stopped, putting a hand to her screen. Then she got an idea.

She could go outside, nobody sleeps outside, nobody would expect her to be there and she could get... Whatever this is out of her system without anyone noticing! Great idea!

Until... She almost accidentally broke the door getting out. She was now shaking as she kept her hand away from the handle, having gripped it so hard it nearly cracked. She was so tempted to go get Shelly, to ask her if she could help, but instead- the door opened itself. Nah, it was Gi, looking up at her as she leaned inside.

"Come on sister, we gotta get your zoomies out."

"My what-?"

"Zoomies!" Gi cheered before dragging the robot outside, making sure to close the door very carefully so nobody heard it. Vee just stood on the back porch, mind full of questions, her body twitching as it screamed for her to move. She took a shaky deep breath as she looked at the moon in the sky, clenching her hands as her eyes widened at its beauty, while Gi just stood beside her, eating a chocolate bar real quick before tossing the wrapper into the outdoor garbage can.

"Hey, wanna know something?" Gi asked, making the robot look at her. Without thinking, Gi slapped her arm.

"Tag, you're it!"

"What-"

Gi had bolted off before she could even ask, so Vee grinned mischievously and let the cat urges in her take over- getting on all fours and swiftly chasing the gachapon like a wild animal hunting down it's prey. Gi, having done this plenty of times with ease, expertly avoided every attempt to be tagged back without a second thought. It was wild- seeing a wide eyed, evilly smiling, laughing twisted chasing around a laughing toon without a care in the world- if anyone would even see the two at such a late hour. They were having a blast though, Gi knowing very well that they were safe, and Vee was just enjoying getting the access energy out. The two jumped over bushes, weaved around the playground, even rolled around in the backyard together a bit, having the time of their lives in the moonlight. By the time Gi was worn out, Vee was at her normal energy levels again, and had captured the slightly sleepy gachapon by the hood of their jacket. However, instead of being mauled like any other twisted (besides Shelly) would've, Vee just carried her back inside like a mother cat taking her kitten back home, right to the blanket nest Shelly was in. Vee gently placed Gi on her feet, then sat beside her, watching the gachapon get snug against Shelly before she gently loafed beside them too, sandwiching them. Gi just tiredly laughed, then yawned.

"Thanks, Gi. How did you know I needed a good hunt to feel... Normal?" Vee asked softly, purring as Gi had started to pet her gently, even though nobody knew she could even replicate purring noises like that. Gi just laughed, finding it adorable.

"Just a hunch... I didn't know how I even thought of the word zoomie..." Gi replied honestly, whispering softly so they didn't wake up the dinosaur right beside them. Not like she had to though, Shelly was deeply snoring over there. Vee chuckled, shrugging it off as she laid her head down on her favorite oddly rainbow colored pillow, closing her eyes.

"Well, zoomies does fit pretty nicely, I'd say. We both went zoom..." Vee muttered, starting to doze off a little. Gi just nodded, another yawn coming out.

"Mhm... It was really fun... We should... Do it again..." Gi mumbled as they started to nod off as well, but before Vee could agree, they were already snoring. Vee just sighed, smiled and nodded back off herself. Hopefully they could keep their nighttime adventure a secret, just so they didn't put a lock on the back door, so they could keep on sneaking out every night and do it all again.

If Gi wanted to, of course.

[frogatz]

monthly calypsoworld tag ramble :]

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

i have so many thoughta in my head you couldnt even comprehend. i say while being dragged into a mental institution

[blighted-lights]

children of war.

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

somedays at work day dreaming about insane eerie indiana au story ideas all that keeps me going.

[technofinch]

Once again sleepy and want to play games with my friendssssss

[curvy-bot-128]

I just hacked into your brain to see if I could get your blueprints but, I stumbled on something that has me stumped. I found a file called "SEX.DRIVE" and can't decide if it's a drive that has your gender controls, your lets say "urges", or if it's just porn disguised as a important file. Haven't opened anything yet still looking through your files but, I just wanted to let ya know. (An possibly make you embarrassed if it's the latter) ;) I'll let you know what else I find.

...Anon how did you hack into me. My systems aren't connected to the internet, anon. Anon. Are you in my home.

Fuck why is this so hot.

[frankotalk]

honestly love robots so much especially as a trans guy bc of the sort of customisability and gender neutrality offered to robots. a lot of the ppl who voted robot on that poll seem to be hung up on the non-human element which is scary but the way i see it a robot can be lovingly crafted the way a child is born. especially when you aren't religious so the here and now means more to me than any concept of a soul. robots still have their own identity and even if they aren't 'human' they still feel... something. even if its programmed. our brains and environments essentially program us to feel specific ways so why get hung up on that as a robot. ROBOT CLONES HOWEVER

[sh5]

i think I never got into star wars bc the clone war period was by far the most interesting to me, but the only movies that focused on them melted my child brain (bc they’re boring……) and I just thought I hated star wars. I should watch the animated clone wars

[cattailtales]

every time that clone vs robot poll passes my dash there’s different commentary on it and what I’m beginning to glean from all that™️ is that a lot of people on this website place way too much.. gravitas on their perceived humanity lol

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

I hate that new poll so much cgfvbhjbhj

[gay-pidgeons]

look at my wip boy + peri color thingy