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phantomskeep · 1 year

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I'm so sad because I work on ships and my hitch is over the summer. This means I'm going to not only miss the fucking Barbie movie, the new Spiderman, fucking ASTEROID CITY, elementals, flash, Indiana Jones, TMNT, and finally the goddamn ladybug and chat noir movie. I'm so sad this is a great year for movies and I'm going to be stuck in the middle of the Atlantic for all of it༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

I'll be with y'all in spirit and in spirit only :')))

#sobbing crying pissing myself #phantomsrants #i cant believe im mossing this much #i thought last year i was sad that i was missing the jurassic world movie #now im even MORE sad #i cant believe im missing barbie and spiderverse #the barbie movie #my beloved #ill dream of you #and ken #spiderverse #i love you too #and miraculous #im so unbelievably sad about this #ive never wanted to NOT go on a ship more in my life #legit whenever we pull into port and i get shoreleave im RUNNING to the theaters #me dragging my captain my crew and the poor bossun:#WE'RE GONNA BE LATE WE NEED TO SEE THE BARBIE MOVIE BITCHES #... im going to have to get them so many apology gifts in advance #tbh tho #the bossun whose supposed to be on with me also really wants to see the barbie movie HAHAHA #two oil covered sailors who have been on a ship for 60 days rolling up to a random theater: two tickets to barbie plz #i wanted to rent a lifted hummer pink stretch limo to roll up on the barbie movie #but it looks like that wont be happening :(

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