#i cant believe im mossing this much

[phantomskeep]

I'm so sad because I work on ships and my hitch is over the summer. This means I'm going to not only miss the fucking Barbie movie, the new Spiderman, fucking ASTEROID CITY, elementals, flash, Indiana Jones, TMNT, and finally the goddamn ladybug and chat noir movie. I'm so sad this is a great year for movies and I'm going to be stuck in the middle of the Atlantic for all of it༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

I'll be with y'all in spirit and in spirit only :')))

[synthshenanigans]

new jash twitter photo :0

[photo for ones who do not have the app]

[mossymultiverse]

[sends you a kubfu]

....i check my rotumblr notifs, see this, and then immediately hear a commotion. looking over towards the main door of the chatuea, i see a little teddybear lookin guy being utterly swarmed by ghastly. they dont.. look like theyre doing any damage.

not to be a boomer but could you perchance also send some info about kubfu? i might have to actually deal with this

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARI IM BREAKING IN AND SHAKING YOU SO HARD RN. u think u could just drop those tags on my post AND LEAVE???!!!! im literally so giddy rn because u get it……u get it so bad

“knightly demeanour vs animalistic tendencies…gentle nature vs his violent actions” my knuckles are white im clenching my fist so hard rn because!!! ur so right there IS something just Off about the guy isnt there?? “simmering” UGH THATS SUCH A GOOD WORD like its there but it isnt so obvious at first because he truly believes hes a good person, fighting for a good cause, helping the weak, protecting vulnerable towns and villages!! but its also the fact that like that isnt really what hes fighting for deep down in his heart. im still messing with this but tell me what u think!! i think hes just the slightest bit misguided (by slight and bit i mean a lot❤️) and has no clue how to view his knighthood because he doesnt get to choose!! he doesnt get to choose who he has to raise his sword for and who he has to bend the knee for

BLARGG i got carried away but im so glad u liked the little drabble🫶🏽🫶🏽knight!sugu lives in my head rent free, im so glad someone else is crazy about him hes so hot

PEHJDJSJD MOSS????? ur making the brainrot worse pls stop 😭😭 this is gonna get extremely long i think just bear w me </3 god i adore ur take on him SO much i cant even explain it

moss. grabs ur shoulders. no because youre actually a genius. i was already sold but i never even considered how perfect a knight au is for suguru holy shit????? UR SO RIGHT. ALWAYS. he is ABSOLUTELY misguided and i think there are so many possibilities for his character in an au like this…

its so similar to his canon circumstances but also Not. and there’s that whole other factor of knighthood and honour thats so different from sorcerers because sorcerers can be (and SHOULD be) a little insane in the head but knights have to be Perfect. but then they also have to be Human and the tragedy is that u cant be both at once. (more on that later 🔥🔥 im normal abt this concept)

this is just my own take on sugu but!! i see him as like… Obsessively Moral. in the sense that he follows his own morals without thinking about anything else. almost destructively. and god moss the way that could translate into a knight au…..

just. suguru being born with so much empathy and strenght (and also that one simmering Thing that makes him a bit off) and immediately being recognized by the people around him. being branded a knight and given a sword to Protect people with. a purpose that he devotes himself wholly to, pledging himself to the protection of the people around him, and finding genuine satisfaction out of helping them (while also getting his kicks out of killing monsters bc it satisfies that one little simmering Urge he has). and the people love him and he loves them!!!

but then we get into the concept of knighthood (which im extremely normal about) and how fucked up and paradoxical it is. bc knights are supposed to Protect but also Kill. and they have to do both. suguru is given a sword to Protect people with but swords only do one thing and that is Kill. so how could he not get a little addicted to the way it feels?

its just sooo… messed up. honestly. knights are branded as heroes and saviors and theyre loved by all but deep down theyre more like dogs who have to lunge in whichever direction their superior throws a bone at. ”he doesnt get to choose who he has to raise his sword for and who he has to bend the knee for” <- LITERALLY THIS. he has to be obedient because knights are defined by Loyalty above all else and there are…. SO many ways that could fuck suguru up mentally.

him being seen as a Perfect Knight… having love for the people hes sworn himself to protect but also an undeniable love for violence…. and having no choice but to do what his king tells him to. its just bound to go wrong!! and when it does he’ll have no choice but to bear the blame alone bc thats what a good knight is supposed to do.

like im just imagining knight!sugu having a similar crisis to canon sugu in which he fails to protect someone, or has to sacrifice a certain amount of people to save more, or maybe just has to Kill something in a very gruesome way. and then slowly people turn their backs on him. maybe not entirely shut him out or anything, but now there’s this tension when he walks in and he sees a hint of fear in the eyes of the people he used to speak to so warmly.

and its just this nausea that he cant get rid of because hes spent his LIFE protecting these people. its all he knows. its what he was born for. and now theyre afraid of him? when he does nothing but devote himself to them? when all he ever did was save them over and over again? i can just imagine that contempt building up inside his stomach. slowly rotting.

and then suddenly all he can think is how ungrateful they are, how weaklings who cant protect themselves should just sit still and let him do it for them……. Yeah. i just think knight!sugu could be corrupted so easily because of how kind and moral he is (the traits that made him a Perfect Knight in the first place . throws up blood)

anyway all this just to say knight!sugu is genuinely the hottest sugu ive ever seen in my life not even kidding thank u for feeding me 🙏🙏🙏 i SCREAMED when i saw it in ur masterlist. if i saw him beat the shit out of a monster w his bare hands i would fold instantly and follow him wherever even if he went crazy and got banished <33 rip to the rest of the village but im different

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E5 "Choose Your Pain"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

yeah i still dont like a black woman being "someone to fear burnham" idk guess we'll see. hmm i feel like there could be something in that telescope oml this view into the bridge and other facilities onboard discovery at the start of this episode is SO PRETTYYY let me LIVE. there. oh this is weird oh so space bear gets the titty stab but not burnham XD ofc ofc awww space bear depressed let him outttt id be depressed too, stuck in there with only a slop bucket and no moss in sight :/

ayyyyeee vulcan aboardd also why katrina's eyes are so red is she ok? bruh i been preoccupied by tardigrades too um ok lorca, mr. isaac clarke over here with your eye stabbery i kinda like lorca's face. hes so "f everything idgaf" oh my god the scale of the ship next to the shuttlepod

beat em up oh crap hmm hes gone so acting captain'll be saru thatll be interesting ugh i love this intro theres this feeling of utter suspension hearing and seeing it ugh seeing discovery fly through all these things and spin its so nice ugh the handssssssssssss i love the measurements and all these things and the constellations left behind ugh so much to see look at saruuuu cant wait till he frkn understands burnham's previous decisions and can stop treating her so blah i love his eyes WHO ARCHER JONATHAN AAAA PIKE CHRISTOPHER OH FUCKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND THEN IT WILL BE you know. you know. YOU. KNOW. oh my god ok shaking okokokokok MUDD DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR NAME IS MUDD MUDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh my god this is so cool

oh dang. this poor guy. he was just in there to get foot in face. you sure are mudd. you sure do do that survivin. hi stamets. lmaooooo he knows hes brilliant - get it stamets own that shit it is kind of odd hearing burnham say such praise haha oh yeah its all BURNHAMS fault uhuh. cool to see some lone captain scenes its so odd to see such serious lighting in a trek production. listen. this is still all so NEW to me k. this guy ash tyler is pretty what is that its cute but also id be way to scared to come anywhere near that thing ughhh this outside shot of ncc discovery is so PRETTY thats so interesting? warp freeways because of space shrooms. damn. im with it.

DI DID DID DID THE THEY USE THE F WORD ON S T A R T R E K ???? DID THEY FUCKING USE THE FUCKING F BOMB ON FUCKING STAR TREK, ON THE FUCKING STAR TREK ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW HOLY FUCK I DID NOT I DID NOT HEAR THAT. my fucking mandible fell off when i heard that. i cannot believe what i just witnessed. i cannot believe my ears. not even AOS did the "fuck". oh my god "fuck" is canon in trek. that brought tears to my eyes hang on yall holy. shit… ima table that cuz i cant get over that idk when i can wow

saru has the perfect voice its so saru. its really cool to see his face like this the prosthetic is so great. it looks more real than (almost) anything pure cgi. cuz it IS real. i love it. beautiful example of practical effects. beautiful execution. also sorry but "predator"? really…? i dont appreciate burnham's treatment at all when its already bad enough that black women are almost always represented racially or with such a societal disdain cuz fucking EVERYONE hates black women. it is what critically annoys me in this series above all else so far :/ also sorry but WHAT THE FUCK DID STEWART DO HOW DARE YOU FUCKING THROW IT FUCK. YOU.

#LorcaNotMyCaptain

ugh not again with the titty stabbers. dude. this is slavery. let the fucking space bear go. look what you did to it. he shriveled up to survive. i HATE the treatment of other lifeforms in this series so far. CRACK IT OPEN? fuck you saru. fuck you too stamets. man everyone is so unlikeable. thats another issue i have in this show so far almost everyone is unlikeable af.

i didnt get to know phillipa that much so not much to say. burnham is so standoffish, idk if we have anough time to unravel her dimensionally. sylvia is kind of more annoying than endearing. lorca is lorca. ofc i dont like him (except i DO like an unperfect captain - i just wonder if hes redeemable). stamets is so catty like i get it yes be proud of your ideas that people might be ignorant towards but bruh still theres not enough good quality to counterbalance it so far. saru looks cool sure but hes so blatantly crass towards even other non-human lifeforms when he himself is non-human, cuz sry all that "crack it open" bullshit is gross af, desperation or not. i would NOT want him as my acting captain, ill say that, no matter how pretty he might be. i like ash tyler the most so far. i mean i get it its only episode 5 of 15 in s1 of 5 seasons - but still maybe im not too used to this many characters simultaneously being difficult to connect with. im gonna wait and see if this all develops. saru's feet. are hooflike his hands are so expressive his shape is so hes so lank. im SO impressed with how amazing he looks up close. i can SEE the subsurface scattering of his skin and the blood in his veins yeah please. we need this small talk with saru. thanks. k. i needed to see this redemptive quality in saru and co. cuz the getgo, everyones so adverse to alignment and connectivity

poor space bear i really hope you will be happy out there, mossie. youre FREEEE oh my god. space bear just warped. oh my god WARPING space bear. i need a plushie of it. mossie. stamets and doc. they gay for each other. they hubbies. they are literally brushing teeth together. yeuip. they gay. mhm. for sure. wow. first ever fucking explicitly gay couple in star trek. and it took this FUCKING long. i aint talking about TOS yall, we all know the love story that is the first 4 seasons + 6 classic films + 3 alternate reality films of Star Trek k - i just mean very literal and established archetypically, that makes sense. about fucking time. IDIC is literally mother gay but this took half an entire century to fucking show a gay couple onscreen. fuck me. k well. SNW Season 2 and 3, dont let us down. Im going to fucking die if theres even a wisp of something near Lower Deck's "K+S" carving scene. i digress.

alright DISCO, ima see how you unpack all this universal animosity, cuz damn are you thick with it in the first entire third of your first season.

[foofenshmirtz]

Log # 2 The trees that walk

Disclaimer, this Au goes into detail about death, and mentions of sexual assault, cults, religion, gods, and gore. viewer discretion is adviced. I do not own any of the characters unless stated otherwise and everything is purely for entertainment purposes. i only own my writing.

After some time in these woods I figured it would be best to start logging down my findings. If I'm going to live in these woods I want to understand my surroundings and the people around me. Most of the forest residents have been here for years and have the advantage of experience, but i have something they don't which will ultimately be my saving grace.

Slenderman: a tall lengthy man, has no face, no way to speak or no real physical body that one could touch. He has the power to control and break peoples minds to a great extent. Avoid at most costs unless you have the symbol on your body. He is some type of immortal god and is the creator of the revenant proxies, humans who are loyal followers to him who are given great power to help serve him. From my understanding slender can't physically attack you but most people who come into close contact end up falling violently sick and get vivid hallucinations. Its best to avoid him but getting on his good side might beneficial. Slender also seems to be the creator of the portals around the forest, it seems he cant walk and teleportation is his only mode of transportation so it would only make sense. 

So far ive only come into contact with 4 of his proxies, i see them patrolling the woods often and they often come close to my cabin. They seem harmless to me for now but its best if i stay alert.

 Offenderman: From my understanding, not many know much about him. Not many see him around the woods and some even speculate if he is even alive or real. Nobody that has seen him has made it out alive or mentally well enough to truly say if he exists or not, but most in the woods believe that he was chased out to the farthest part of the mountains to keep people safe but by who nobody knows. He is the most ruthless of the brothers and if found he will ██████ ███████ ████ ████ ███████████████  ███████

Do not interact with.

Edit: he is located in ███████████ █████

Don't let them near.

Splender: for what i know about him is that he isn't as harmful as slender but is still best to be avoided. He constantly has a smile on his face though I'm not sure if he is actually happy.  I've only ran across him once but when i did he walked around like he was lost and constantly looking for something or someone. He talks alot but most of what he says is unrecognizable. From what I'm told he is the creator of the hollowed proxies, humans who were once happy who are now nothing but hollowed numb huskies of who they once were. 

Tenderman: He is the nicest of the 4 brothers yet seems to look the scariest. He doesn't seem to like me much. I've only seen him a handful of times but from what ████  told me he isn't fond of the murderers in the woods and is often trying to save people. He isn't like his other brothers and can be often found crying in the woods. Unlike his other brothers, he looks less like a walking tree and more like melting moss. I'm not sure why but he seems sheepish and is often found near rivers or with the deer of the forest. He doesn't have any proxies that i'm aware of and he seems to be more like a lost animal instead of some god, like his brothers. He seems sweet and If i wasn't the person i was im sure him and i would get along, but for now ill keep my distance. From my understanding, kindness is a rare thing in these woods and is often a sign of manipulation.

Maybe I'll try and change that.

That's all that I know about the brothers, from my understanding most just try and avoid them at all costs but I've been told that getting on at leasts Tender or Slenders good side could be beneficial to me. I'll debate it. I know trying to form alliances in these woods would be for the best for me but so far all the people i've come into contact with have only been dicks or too insane for my liking which is obviously to be expected and I'm not one to judge but I have standards at least. for now. Trying to befriend or at least be nice to a few of the revenant proxies might do me well in the future so ill try my best in that department but for now i'm going to stick to isolation and hope for the best.         

            Ps i know i'm the only one reading this so future me if you are skimming over this page again it means you aren't dead so good job us, but if its not us and its someone else and we do happen to be dead then i hope whoever finds this book finds it useful. <3

[steelycunt]

hi lovely ridi! hello!! dropping in for tea and a catch up (how’s the journal coming along? how are the boys in the jar??…how’s it going back at uni…) but also because i heard you’re looking for new music and er more importantly…you’ve been getting into more belle and sebastian!?!!

i’ve definitely been feeling the new music drought too except it hasn’t been bothering me because i’ve been so stuck on like 3 artists currently—been having a waterboys moment all summer and they are like THE band of the 80s for me because when i used to think (misguidedly) that the 80s was just a decade of one hit wonders and otherwise a musical wasteland it was the waterboys that changed my mind,, and maybe a dodgy comparison to make because truly what compares to mull of kintyre, but every time i listen fisherman’s blues and this is the sea it does remind me of paul’s glorious whoo-hoo at the end…but otherwise i’d rec a girl called johnny, glastonbury song and the big music. 

and b&s!! there’s honestly too many songs but if you haven’t heard it already you absolutely need to listen to lord anthony!! this is a ridi song if i ever heard one! also le pastie de la bourgeoisie and lazy line painter jane…um they all remind me of your special someone so you might enjoy that…

a few more i’ve been obsessed w lately: enola gay, sprawl II, my land is so green and getting away with it all messed up—actually i would just recommend James as an artist on the whole sooo many ***** ***** songs (sit down+say something) and also everyone’s heard Laid i’m pretty sure but it just happens to be THE */* song to me as well :|

HIII MY SIMMY HELLO!! always a joy to see you in my inbox or my notifs or on my dash...how are YOU my dear!! sorry i am so late to get to this but please accept the mug of tea and plate of biscuits i am holding out to you xx i am alright!! the journal is coming along very well im still at it still sticking things in her and writing things in her and taking great satisfaction in seeing her get fuller and fuller..the boys in the jar are equally well!! have made it more cozy in there to prepare for the coming winter months of course. added some more moss and some nutshells to drink from etc. uni is not too bad either...not yet at least...

thank you so so much for the song recs!! have noted them ALL down and started listening to them...particularly the belle and sebastian ones which i very much appreciate as i am currently on a project to get through all their discography in the next few months (it feels like the right time of year for it..). ur so right about the eighties also like i know weve talked about it before but i truly cant believe i ever dismissed it as a musical decade...ihave truly been made to eat my words as time has gone by there is so much good eighties music...although i hadnt heard of waterboys so that is exciting!! anything mentioned in the same sentence as mull of kintyre is frankly on to a winner with me. really like sprawl ii also ive been listening to that a lot...and was not familiar with james before!! much to explore...thank you so much...

[mossmotif]

i feel sick to my stomachhh i cannot believe i missed out on you posting abt tlou FUUUUUUCNKKKKK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK MY JOB FUCK WORK I'M NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN WHAT IF I MISS SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAINN??????? WAHHHH MOSS I'M SO FUCKING GLAD YOU'RE LIKING IT ALL!!!! LIKE SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOSO MUCH!!!!!!!! - @teddybeartoji

MICKEYY LMAO PLS DONT FEEL TOO BAD!!! MORE WILL COME I PROMISE!!! it's basically all ive been thinking about since i've started it, im about to finish the show (have like three eps left) and then ill be moving onto a playthrough for part 2 of the game! IM SO FUCKING EXCITED BECUASE I LOVED PART 1 AND THE DLC LIKE I CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS

i can't wait to get my thoughts together and share them,,maybe will def be pestering you with them <333 BUT AGHH I GEN HAVE U TO THANK FOR THIS BECAUSE U BRINGING IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE FINALLY PUSHED ME TO GET INTO IT SO MWAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

[mr-hoogy]

the peepo have spoken

this isnt your dms tho sorry tan

SIMMINIFRINRFRED?

importante backstory: TLDR winnie accidentally cloned herself, as you may know, and then later accidentally let simmie into her bloodstream, and then like 5 minutes after that, beat a boss fight by herself but went into a coma in the process, so simmie took over

anywhays now im playing my baby simmie in winnies body IM JUST SO EXCITED TO PLAY HER MORE BECAUSE she will be amazed by the Beauty of the World. when she sees grass, sunrises, people dancing and laughing for the first time... also she like doesnt have a personality at the moment (very hollow monsterhearts of her which is funny bc i wanted to play a hollow in monsterhearts but everytime someone took it first so now I have SIMMI) BUT she will be gaining one slowly yet surely and Im just thinko about it. bc I dont know what its going to be exactly?? like it will probably be determined entirely by rp but Im just turning around in my head the potential differences between her and winnifred... I also think like to me shes very much a metaphor for parts of winnie's personality that she pushes down, like I see her as winnie's love and innocence and gut instincts becasue *pleading emoji*

the party is also something im excited about...because they seem to feel neutral about simmie but at least Elliot is like "yea I just want winnie back already" and I feel like as simmie grows as a person she might sorta like. become afraid of the fact that one day she wont be as alive anymore? like winnie will come back. and then what happens to simmie you know? she returns to the mirror and just isnt the same anymore--will she still feel the things she learned to feel in winnies body? will she even get to feel grass on her skin ever again? AND IM JUST LIKE GRRGRGRBRLGRLGRLGR BC IDK WHAT HER REACTION TO THAT WILL BE!!! because we arent even there yet. but like Simmie is so much POTENTIAL Im just excited thinko about her. rlly right now im just daydreaming about her potential differences with winnifred. like as a bard for one, will she still be a good performer? (Im thinking no. it would be funny if she was tonedeaf LOL. I could see her being a more graceful dancer though...)

also like! it would be so fun if she made friends with people winnie didnt get along with as well that much and vice versa. I could see her and arda getting along which would be funsies and also like ? will the party see her become her own person? its kinda fun, because winnifred was moss's mom when he didnt really have a personality, and even though she was a BITCH back then, she cant fully push down her kindness and always believed in moss's autonomy and taught him new things. but the party right now is not nice in a different way. winnie back then couldnt tell moss she loved him or anything, but she saw him as a person even when all he could say was his name. but will the party see simmie as her own person?!?! winnie did, when it was just her and simmie, but that's a very winnie specific thing to do...and 2/3rds of the party is Inheritor. SO.......

Thanks FOr Listen To My Ramble. Im sure its comprehensible

[starboundsingularities]

Gravity Falls characters and how likely I am to befriend them

dipper: honestly?? seems cool. would probably enable my tendencies towards the paranormal in both a /pos and a /neg way because he definitely encourage me getting to the bottom of it and help me to do so but i alreadyd have a tendency towards paranoia and well he is a very anxious child. however would absolutely befriend him anyways and tell him about how whenever i fall asleep holding the journal its somehow always put away when i wake up (real thing thats happening to me. i do not know why). might be a little averse to some of my humor though (jokingly threatening to do VERY weird shit to people i dislike, shit like "I will ensure that moss grows inside of your internal organs" and "I AM GOING TO REPLACE YOUR VEINS WITH LICORICE" i feel like that would worry him)

mabel: would send funny pictures i bet. even if she cant give me a physical sticker she'd send me a picture of one and i appreciate the thought. seems very fun and thats bc she is in fact very fun. 10/10 would absolutely befriend her

wendy: seems very chill and laid back (even tho she Isnt) and shed probably be a really good friend but i get the feeling if we were to ever meet we would not make it into each others circles. we are not the same we live two vastly different lives and im willing to accept that. would befriend if the opportunity arises

soos: SOOS. HONESTLY. ID LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE BESTIES WITH SOOS. HES FUNNY HES COOL HES LIKE. THE EXACT KIND OF PERSON I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH. SOOS IF YOURE OUT THERE IM GOING TO BEFRIEND YOU

grunkle stan: im always down for a good crime. hell yeah. idk if we'd rlly be "friends" per se but id gladly let him adopt me and thats close i think

grunkle ford: id play dnd with him. i mean id play dnd with anyone that i knew (please. please) but like. i feel like it'd be an interesting one with him. again idk if we'd be "friends" but again id let him adopt me. and then play dnd with me. please.

gideon: i dont CARE if he got "redeemed" in the finale he's a little creep and im blocking him on sight. do not talk to me do not engage with me i do not want you near me.

pacifica: her redemption is definitely more believable and id be willing to give her a chance but it would not mean much as i dont think our interests would align at ALL. itd just be awkward i think.

bill: seems like itd be fun and hed certainly appreciate the idea of turning someone's veins into licorice and i think he'd get enjoyment out of some of the shit i send to my friends (flesh tent, furbynomicon, furby organ, idk some 4th thing) but it would likely not be anything meaningful because he would gladly kill me to further his own plans and i recognize that. would still send him furby organ though.

[actualbird]

Opening Line Tag Game :DDD

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

was tagged by @dont-offend-the-bees!! thanks for the tag, newt!!!! ur dghda fics holds a special place in my heart even though ive sailed away to fandoms afar.

well, here’s the first lines of the past 20 fanfics i posted onto my ao3, starting from most recent going back!!

When he gets home, Signora is leaning against the door of his apartment. (something like a death wish, Genshin Impact)

It’s a somber affair, when it’s time for Azhdaha to fade away. (it's a hard rock life for us, Genshin Impact)

Azhdaha is born into a world of darkness. (you give me miles and miles of mountains, Genshin Impact)

It starts with one of Jean’s many romance novels. (what's inside? that's causing this malfunction, Genshin Impact)

Ajax didn’t think about it much, before. (i forget the difference between seduction and arson, ignition and cognition, Genshin Impact)

The ceremony is a small affair. (if it was important, we would have remembered, Genshin Impact)

He wakes up alone, shaking and bathed in darkness. (our endless and impossible journey toward home is in fact our home, Genshin Impact)

Kaeya doesn’t have baby pictures— what with the whole abandoned by his birth father at the ripe age of six at the doorstep of a winery tycoon shebang—but ever since he did get adopted, Crepus Ragnvindr took basically a million pictures of his two boys through every single year of their life. (angry react, Genshin Impact)

How strangely time passes; sometimes it soars like a feathered sliver in the sky, hopeful and free. (it's time to leave and turn to dust, Genshin Impact)

Thankfully, Charles is the one manning the bar when Kaeya gets to the Angel’s Share tavern. (ain't i the best you had?, Genshin Impact)

Life as a Fatui grunt isn’t as fabulous as the Snezhnayan rumor mill makes it out to be. (we don't even have dental..., Genshin Impact)

Here’s the thing: Childe’s career was going fucking great. (put your hands on me, Genshin Impact)

In the beginning, there was a land that was left by the gods to rot. (take this cup away from me, Genshin Impact)

Childe is in a domain hunting down intel when things go a bit fun. (taste of poison paradise, Genshin Impact)

Everybody in Pelican Town knows of the new resident, but knowing anything substantial about him is something else altogether. (a fullered blade and a scalpel, Stardew Valley)

Ronnie’s known for quite a while that Harvey is, well...endowed. (baby, you got lucky cause you're rocking with the best, Stardew Valley)

Ronnie has always been different from other people. (legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees, Stardew Valley)

Spring comes, as it always does. (that's what seasons do, Stardew Valley)

The universe lurches. (just enjoy the show, Polygon Cyberpunk Red)

It comes in stages, not all at once. (not quite 20/20 vision, Hades)

can you believe these past 20 fics were ALL posted this year???? I WROTE 20 FANFICS IN 5 MONTHS....ON GODS THIS PANDEMIC HAS GOTTA END, SKJDFHKJSDF.

anyway //steeples hands. some patterns ive noticed as i put this list together

i almost always use the first sentence to establish either setting or premise. i guess i do this because, personally, when i enter a scene, the first thing i want to know is what im supposed to be physically experiencing or what im supposed to be emotionally focused on, if that makes sense? i need to Know!!!!! which means that my first lines honestly, in my opinion, are a bit boring akjfkbjfkjbfd. i gotta set down the bedrock or else everything else will be wobbly!!! i write my fics like i construct a fuckin jenga tower, i swear akjfbakjsf

something i do keep in mind with all my first lines is the very simple yet integral rule: a sentence’s purpose is to do what it needs to do, but also to make the reader want to read the next sentence. this, i guess, is why nearly all of my first lines feel like a cliffhanger. thats on purpose because what i want to do with my first line is get u to keep reading. in a sense, my first lines are working triple time. they 1) do whatever it is they need to do for the story, 2) establish setting/premise, and 3) push you onwards to the next sentence like a baby sea turtle waddling to the ocean.

related to “triple time” but that was something i learned from a brutal fiction professor who was wonderful and intelligent! but also made me shift out of the fiction track in college HAHA. his basic belief was that sentences cant just be doing One Thing. you’re going waste a lot of time and a lot of words and lose your reader, if you go at things like that. sentences have to multitask. i am very aware of this with opening lines...

and last but not least, all these opening lines undoubtedly suck on their own HAHKJBKDFJDJF

i....dont think i have a favorite opening line of all of the ones i listed tbh. like i said, all my opening lines, on their own, dont exactly Wow, so im lukewarm about all these haha. i think....this is indicative of me having to step up my opening line game......

//jazz hands. anyway theres that! and as for ppl to tag, i am notoriously shy when it comes to writer tag games, but im breaking my shyness to tag @listentotheshityousay and @theinternationalacestation . 

no need to do it if u dont wanna, friends!!! jus know i adore yalls’ writing so very very much

[stimmypaw]

stimmypaw reads Thunder & Shadow, another blog post

much like the first time, I am continuing to read A Vision of Shadows for the first time and sharing my thoughts as I go! This post of course has a bunch of spoilers for Thunder and Shadow. It’s all in the read more, have fun!

I'm so glad echosong is okay but what will she do??? Where will she go??? I'm so worried

I don't like it that Briarlight is stuck in the medicine den all day, love to see her playing with kits and showing her strength tho she's so sweet and good she deserves better

Now littlecloud is sick too???? Fuck!!!!

Also seems Needlepaw and Alderpaw haven't managed to get along better yet, maybe Alderpaw can talk to her through Leafpool since she's going to Shadowclan?

Also graystripe is awful as always and I love him 2 bits

I love Rowanstar's character too, he's so stupidly proud. Shadowclan has a fun trend of having a long line of mediocre to awful leaders and I feel bad for Tawnypelt, Shadowclans braincell who should be leader.

Jayfeather is gonna miss his friends

YES, SKYCLAN!!!! SKYCLANNNN

Twigkit lifting her front paws im 💖💖💖💖 AAAAA BABY

Graystripe :] he's silly

Omg feather time

If something bad happens to this feather ill fraud my taxes I will commit many crimes this delivery must happen safely and if anyone takes it from violetkit I will Kill

Omg sleekpaw don't be so mean poor littlecloud :c medicine cats are important!!

I see alderpaw leaving his feather behind alderpaw get it to violetkit Now

Oh God imagine being puddlekit, shadowclan needs to get its shit together real fast

Leafpool is just that picture (i do not see) while trying to process the mess they got her in

OKAY SO I'm glad he's getting along with needlepaw and that he can finally give violetkit her feather but LITTLECLOUD GUYS??? LITTLECLOUD?????????

My heart melted with violetkit, this was so sweet, why are the queens so mean to her??? She's just an autistic icon bro!! Like every cat I like in these books.

Alderpaw: hey I have an idea, why don't we commit crimes?

Needlepaw: FINALLY I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK

VIOLETKIT POINT OF VIEW FINALLY???? FUCK YES YESSSS YES YES SHADOWCLAN TIME IM SO HAPPY THIS IS SO COOL

Last time this happened the character immediately died tho

Hm

I am suffering for violetkit

i wish violetkit would spend more time with leafpool im sure she’d be caring maybe?? maybe im just desperate for violetkit to be loved

no one here knows how to treat a kit

OH YES YESSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS SSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEYRE TOGETHER AGAIN

im so sad

im 

broooooo

aaaaa i hope needlepaw treats violetkit better from now on, this is hearbreaking.

Fuck I knew it, the rogues are coming for them aren’t they? And where’s Skyclan now????? fuck fuck fuck

ok I have no clue who Fernsong is but he’s funny already why is he like this what is happening why is he blocking them from looking at Honeykit while talking about how worried he is about her?? Absolutely misterious I love him

  Jayfeather 🤝 Yellowfang

 “I don’t want kits around me”

oh the girls are fighting

oh the girls ARE fighting

furzepelt had a cool name im sorry to hear he only existed to die immediately :c

onestar also is very proud, im glad he accepted help this time tho

SPARKPAW MED CAT MOMENT HAHAH

i forgot bumblestripe was a cat and i was wondering if it was just a typo for bramble

also what’s up with dove and tiger??? i forgot everything about their relationship in the previous books because i don’t care about it and the erins tend to write some pretty boring straight couples

the way they’re described makes me feel like needlepaw and sleekpaw are just differently colored versions of each other at times, are they related?? they don’t seem to be.

and here’s the bit that’s previewed, oh boy, it must have been seriously scary being violetkit, but i hope they don’t convince her the clans hate her :c thunderclan likes her shadowclan just sucks

What do these background cats want from Twigkit???? To shoot lasers out of her eyes?? I guess she isn’t magical or anything but also she’s just a kit??? Firepaw was also just a kittypet and he’s a big deal :/// y’all just don’t get it, I hope Twigkit doesn’t get Dovepaw’s protagonist anxiety

I know Twigkit is being scolded but this scene is just so cute like Jayfeather is just tucking her in a moss bed while being mad at her for leaving camp

Thats another one I need to draw i love them

SPARKPELT YESSSSS YESS SYE SYES YES 🎊🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈💖💖💖💖💖💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💕

Mothwing ableist????? That's cringe

Omg poor kestrelflight

Jayfeather misses Leafpool so bad, Puddlepaw must feel awful though

OLD AGE? H HOW OLD IS LEAFPOOL THEN???

?????? OH GOD IM LOVING THIS???

This apprentice rebellion is Nuts its so good oh fuck!!! I'm loving whats happening here its awful and perfect

Violetkit is getting bitter :c she needs 2 be embraced and loved stat

She is also clearly getting some bad dependency and abandonment issues, desperate to do anything to please so she won't be left alone again :c

FUCK NO NO NO AAAA NEEDLEPAW WHAT WWERE YOU THUNKING??????? JESUS POOR VIOLETKIT

Kitnapping, this is bad

Oh, very interesting

These apprentices and rogues are so smart god this is a perfect plan

Twigkit absolutely is the sunshine

I love her interactions with Alderpaw, I wish she had gotten to see her sister

In comparison Violetkit looking around camp desperate for attention is awful

Oh fuck bribing

NEEDLEPAW DONT BE MEAN TO VIOLETKIT :C

Oh fuck ou fuck the 4chan kids are angry

??? BRO WHAT??? DONT KICK OUT VIOLETKIT, THATS WHY YOUR APPRENTICES TURNED INTO ANCAPS DAMN

I'm angy

Oh no

Something bad happened :c

Bramblestar: good day!

Rowanstar: Oh Is it??? You could say that while starving in winter, cringe ass

Mistystar: its not winter tho

Onestar: well you're fat

God rowanstar must be obliterated

Hey where's the rowanstars maps use idk loon on a lake or something this man has angst!!!

I appreciate Ivypool is her mentor, at least Someone is honest about whats going on and hey they can both relate on the fear of not being special! Ivypool can be very good to Twigpaw im counting on her

Oh fuck

Violetpaw sounds like she's in trouble with the rogues :c aa

AAAA TWIGPAWWWW AAAA

Violetpaw don't be mean about your sister :C she misses you so bad

Sleekwhisker is like that dad that let his kid starve until she learned to open a bean can she didn't want

Holy fuck

Aaaa violetpaw D:

Jesus christ that was awful

That was so intense I was so nervous for Violetpaw, I'm really happy for her now aaaa

Another gathering already? Wowie

I hope Shadowclan gets those herbs soon :c

I see he appeal in FernIvy and I appreciate it

Violetpaw and Twigpaw sharing a den my heart......this is IT

Jayfeather: I want to steal

I'm listening to Burn Pygmalion! and "viscious kin" is very fitting for this series ehhehe

I love violetpaw and twigpaw btw

IM CRYING

I cant believe Alderpaw is an all lives matter kinda guy

Yesss rebel get those herbs alreadyyy

Starclan has agreed to let kestrelflight kill onestar, goodbye onestar /j

Epic I love you harespring

Alderpaw being confused at Jayfeather saying he is proud is the Best

What an ending! Terrifying and hopeful at the same time, I am very excited to see the hijinks Bramblestar and Rowanstar will get into and how they will go searching for Skyclan, it was PAINFUL to have that prologue talking about them with 0 hope of them showing up again Nothing Nada Zilch, feels like that and the ending were just 2 remind us that that was still the major plot point hahaha, I appreciate it I guess. I'm glad Violetpaw and Twigpaw are on uh good terms despite it all, not very ideal and they're both upset but they still consider each other siblings and know they care about each other :'0 Alderheart getting his name is epic too!!! I was hoping he would soon. I loved everything about his interactions with Jayfeather here, loved all the characterizations really it was just top notch, Onestar being a bastard, Needletail, OH AND SHADOWCLAN JOINING THE ROGUES, top notch!!!! The ancap apprentices were a riot.

This was a good book!!! Flowed very nicely and smoothly, reading in shadowclan's point of view for more than around 3 chapters was great. I can barely wait for the rest!!! Will Violetpaw find belonging in this new era of Shadowclan??? Or will she leave again??? Will Alderheart somehow figure out where Skyclan is and get them together at the lake??? Will Twigpaw get all the spicy details of Dovewing's secret romance with Tigerheart??? Who knows!! But I am very excited to find out what happens next :D

[mrs-spindelle]

I Feel Lost Sometimes

I feel like I’ve always been a witch but I dont fully understand what a witch is. All that I have ever done since I was a kid, its related to witchcraft from what Ive learned. I’ve felt one with nature, I had this urge to collect mosses, flowers and herbs and save them in bottles and make “potions” at a very very young age. I would collect dirt from places I played around because it made me happy, and I have always been connected to animals. They dont fear me when I approach, even wild animals and birds. 

I make trinkets using what is naturally around me, such as a token of good luck made of feathers from my beloved chickens without plucking them (so that no pain would be associated with my token). I’ve made my own dream catchers. Ive collected sand from beaches when I had a good memory on them. I cut a trimming of a flowering bush off the grave of my dead kitty and kept it in a jar, rather than keep his collar.

But how I was raised, I was taught to fear any pentagram, any witchy stuff, and that most of this stuff originates from Hell. Classic, yknow? So I never learned how to embrace it or learn about it, but its always naturally been apart of me. 

But I feel deep inside theres even more to me than I imagined. My sixth sense is increasing as I age. I predict things more and more frequently. I predicted the day I would meet a strange man who would give me the gift of a brand new car when my old one was broken, and wouldve left me unable to work. I predict smaller events, like conversations, moments while playing games, and familiar faces I’d meet later on in the day.

My dreams are incredibly vivid and every dream has a meaning. I only dream when I need answers, and my dreams come to my aid in the form of very symbolic messages that I’m able to clearly memorize and decode. They even once helped me protect myself against a woman who pretended to be my friend, only to find out that she would dig through all of our purses at work and steal our cash. I predicted it before we even had proof it was her.

I also have an innate sense of when to wait for something, and when to act through means that I dont fully understand. Despite everyone around me including my fiance telling me to act immediately, I feel deep inside that I shouldnt act quite yet. I’ll go months without moving, without going after that job, without change. Then, in the middle of the night as it always seems, my body doesn’t let me sleep. It stays awake and this insatiable urge to move and act upon my desires hits me to the point where I cant stay still.

And in those moments, the greatest opportunities happen to me at just the right moment with just the right luck. I met my fiance that way. I got the right job that would hold me over that way. I got the chance to experience something new that way when I would otherwise need to wait years for the chance to do so. 

I sense spirits sometimes and I can feel them. Sometimes I can even smell their perfumes or colognes. I feel cold or warm hands on my arms, or a gentle breeze brush over my face. Even then, I believe more in spirits and the balance of the universe than any god.

Theres much more that I could write about, but it would seem pointless. Im alone in this, I dont have other witch friends to help me understand whats happening, or how to embrace what I am or to explain to me any of this. I feel lost, like my gifts are just a mass of confusion. Are they even gifts? Am I even a witch or am I just more lost than I thought?

[yioh]

helloooooooooo, ok since the decade is coming to an end I wanna like. appreciate all the super amaZINg ppl I've met here huhuhu, so in no particular order, 

@your-local-bi meher!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u are so supportive and so wonderful and interesting to talk to, having the druck experience w u was so special thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!

@nazaaqat Faiza, literal loml, u r literally so soft and so kind and so nice and ur gifs??? so distinct and unique and beautiful, I love ur presence on here sm and I love that ur inbox is always open so I can have emotional breakdowns in it!!!!!!!!! jfdjlwdj lov u

@beesnutz fjlekdldsfvnkf GUSTE LMAO,,, one of the most. stoopid but seriously talented ( I mean just look at the naruck art ) ppl I've met , I truly believe that anytime we join our braincells we come up with the most insane shit ( throwback to all the fantasy aus we had ). btw I would still check if Kakashi's in ur kitchen stealing ur cereal haha xx (also mokashi is best boi ) (heres to having another chaotic s5)

@mia-ami I've only talked to u a few times but like the things u’ve told me are so so so special to my heart and u r such a wonderful person, I cAN and WILL cry

@floraflorenzi flora!!!!!!!!!!! literal icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I honestly love how much u love druck and ur gifs are so so so beautiful, ur vibe is so powerful, keep being u!!!!

@brisingr-iettauthr I swear to god blue, u are one of the nicest people ive ever met, I hope ur 2020 is filled with as much moss, forests and nature as possible!!!!!!!!!!! also ur fics are 10/10 SO G O O D

@imtheoneontherun elijaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! my og my best bro I love u!!! still cant believe that u introduced me to the masterpiece that is dirk gently (and consequently sent me flailing down a shit ton of EMOSHUNS) talking to u is amazing and I hope uni and life is going well for u :(<3333

@dreamy-slytherin leonie!!! sweet sweet leonie, ur art is so so incredible !!!! the amount of time and effort u put into ur passions is so freaking admirable and u always hype my own shit up lik. broski ur gonna make me CRY im  lov u hehehe

@muscosus robin literally u have the EXACT same taste as me and it always has me shook lmao, I mean ur into druck, anime AND kdrama????????????? my literal soulmate, its always so so so fun talking to u and I love raiding ur inbox and crying abt lee joo young u r literally the best ily

@honeyedmilks soffff♡♡♡♡♡ ur such a wonderful person and im so glad i met u and ur so so talented like, ur novel??? is so so incredible like its gripped me so much and like all in all , keep being the amazing kind person u are !!!!!! wishing u all the good luck for the new year :)

litchrally lov u all thank u for making this year special hehehehehehEHEHEHEEE

[im-just-having-fun-karen]

any of the unusualish asks

Ill answer all of them also this is the first thing to ever be sent to this blog so congratulations! You're the first!

who’s your celebrity crush?

Donr have one

are you single or taken?

Single as of recent

rant. just do it

i suppose i could rant about a few topics.

COME BACK LATER

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

Im not sure what you mean but if you mean removing a watermark or stealing credit then no.

how many accounts do you have?

3, this is my fanfic blog, my main is in my bio and a have a last one for an undertale au

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

3 if you dont count my one pair of slippers (1 pair was bought for me as a gift, 1 pair was given to my aunt who then gave it to me, and the last i share with my mom since they're technically hers but i just love boots)

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

Well you didnt specify so ill just go with you!

Very kind and fun to talk to but we dont talk much and i wish we did more! You're willing to play the weird games i know of (the animal game ect) so thats fun and you're very open minded. You have some problems mentally and sometimes physically but i do too so we get along very well.

how many accounts do you follow?

I cant count them all

favorite brand of clothing?

Dont have one

name a dog

3B-027. Idk man id name a dog that

what unusual talent do you have?

I have sharp teeth and a strong jaw so i could bite a good chunk out of someones arm if i tried.

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

Some bitch named megan liked the new kid who had been there for less then a day and claimed they were dating even tho she didnt know his name

ever prank called a store?

Nah

what’s your coffee order?

Dont have one, i dont usually drink coffee

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

"Are you twins?" when me and my brother are in the same room

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

I'd get a tattoo of my mothers name with cat ears and a tail as well as her birthday

google the top song from the year you were born

No One

Alicia Keys · 2007

rant about your favorite musician 

Ok so they're called cosmo sheldrake and their music so weird but really cool and i like it so much its unreal because its super dooper catchy but its also really peaceful my favorite song is Pelicans We and The Moss

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

Ms Mast from 3rd grade, she knew i was gay before I knew i was gay

describe your blog in 3-5 words

Sassy bitch rarely writes

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

None

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

Cavetowns next one

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

Over eating

can you dance? sing?

I can sing, cant dance tho, im willing to post a video of me singing if someone asked but no one does

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

Nothing, im poor.

crowds or small groups?

Small groups

how long before a trip do you pack?

Idk, a few days

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

Tom holand, 10/10 man has a frog in his mouth

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

Think postive. I hate it when people fuckin say that bullshit.

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

Shinso purple or todoroki white

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

The universe i live in and the family

how old do you get mistaken for?

13-16

what do you think about a lot

My own death, ocs, fanfics, things i could of done better

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

Im cool with being a ravenclaw

what does home mean to you?

Its where you make it, sometimes its people and sometimes its just a town.

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

Vandalism or murder of pedos and nazis

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

Yeah, alot.

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

Soft irl but p sassy

Hair and all

describe your aesthetic

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation 

Goddamn it mason stop eating the fucking spoons/what happened to your school assignment?

I ate it.

I-it was a 3 page homework assignment.. It was paper..

Yeah it didnt taste that good.

[aphroxite]

Appreciation Post Because Fuck You Moss I Do What I Want

its come to my attention,,, there are absolute babes that follow me and i interact with on a daily basis who i dont show enough love to. so, instead of leading this slide, especially after the wholesome anons my buddies sent, this was inevitable.  so first and for most, my og discord gang: @mossible @neon-monsters @welcome-to-finns-trash-bin @wildspoon dod: thank you so much for approaching me that day three years ago when i was a wee baby on a pony game. if it wasnt for that, i wouldnt have been able to have the countless memories i have. i wouldnt be able to call my friends “friends” i have. i know youre a Big Boy now and i know life goes on, but i hope life treats you well while youre away. i love you bro. sky: god sky thank you so much for all the crack rp’s and the laughs you’ve given me that i laugh about to this day. your megamind craze never fails to make me question the sanity that is our discord group. like i said, i know life is rocky sometimes, but i care about you a lot bro, and i hope you realise that you mean so much to me. moss: mOSS MOSS MOSS MOSS!!!!! HEY MOSS, GUESS WHAT!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! its kinda weird to think we’ve known each other for so long but we’ve only stated REALLY talking this summer?? honestly, im so happy we began talking for real. im so happy we met and im so happy we’re surrounded with the people we’re surrounded by. thank you for the late night company, thank you for listening to me ramble and thank you for giving me so many inside jokes i think about in school that i cannot share to anyone because they’d think im more insane than i already am. rav: RAV MY HOMIE B I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY!!!! you’ve been my shoulder to lean on for so fucking long, and it baffles me how long you’ve stuck by me even at my worst times. its weird to think we’ve only known each other for three years but in all actuality i feel like you’ve been my friend since birth. you’re hilarious, amazing, and i lack the words to describe how much you mean to me. thank you thank you thank you for being here for me, it means so much to me. aND I CANNOT FORGET MY BROTHER ARLO (not tagging him because i know how he is with privacy and shit but he knows who he is) arlo you absolute cursed gremlin i love you so much and i cannot believe i have the honor to call you a friend and brother. yeah, our discord family is WACK but its still cool to know that a famous reddit-er is my brother. your skits and late night skins never fail to make me wheeze until i cant breathe, and the calls never fail to make me feel like i finally have a spot i can call my home. there are others i can rant about, but they dont have tumblr as far as im aware and i have school tomorrow aand my brain is shot: but seriously jokes aside: you all have made me feel so welcomed and feel like i can actually have a place to feel welcomed and free to be myself. i know i half my moments where i shut down or act uninterested but the fact you all have stuck by me, even at my worst, i just cant fathom it. it baffles me that i have amazing people like you guys. when i see you all in real life im gonna give you all the biggest hugs and give you the most smooches i can muster up. and i know i can be overbearing and over the top at times but thank you guys for sticking by, even in my worst times. i love you guys so much, and i want to give you all the world