#... im going to have to get them so many apology gifts in advance

[phantomskeep]

I'm so sad because I work on ships and my hitch is over the summer. This means I'm going to not only miss the fucking Barbie movie, the new Spiderman, fucking ASTEROID CITY, elementals, flash, Indiana Jones, TMNT, and finally the goddamn ladybug and chat noir movie. I'm so sad this is a great year for movies and I'm going to be stuck in the middle of the Atlantic for all of it༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

I'll be with y'all in spirit and in spirit only :')))

[yourlocalstranger123]

Tignari & Cyno

Reader as kind of a sugar daddy/mommy [the atmosphere while typing this is so fcking awkward 🥲]

Warning:NSFW,

Apologies advanced: I'm sorry if you didn't want to use a strap, but right now, I'm not in the mood or have enough energy to write a separate one for F! reader and also F! Reader strap, it has fake cum as she has a button to release it.

This is the backup writing for you to enjoy since im going to take like more than a week to write the flirty villain [kinda?], Creator writing.

Characters: Tignari & Cyno.

Content/parts:

First: crack with sugar daddy/mommy reader. [Kinda?]

—NSFW—

(1.) Cyno's punishment [you're here!]

(2.) Cyno with tignari and care taker Reader. (Or nurse/doctor reader)

(3.) Tignari aphrodisiac mushroom

(4.) Tignari's heat.

(5.) Cyno & tignari x Eremite Reader

Note for content: cyno & tignari x Eremite reader. Ik, it sounds random, but the idea from it was: HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE EREMITES? THEY. ARE. H0T. 😳 YOU CANT SAY NO, THEY AREEEE. PLEASEE. I WOULD LITTERALLY GO ON MY KNEES FOR THEM—

[That what my friend told me to put. Honestly, I would do the same...]

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Tignari + Cyno

Cyno litterally makes 10x more jokes than usual around you. Even though it doesn't really make you laugh, you think it's enjoyable. While Tignari....not so much- Which he is glad at. Oh, his reaction is so cute and funny when you gave him limited edition cards. Except when he said that he'll pay for it even though it's a gift...

"This...is for me? W- wait! I'll pay you 1 million mora tor these!"

"Cyno. It's a gi—"

"2 million mora?"

"...." *friendly but firm holding of his shoulders*

"It's. a. gift."

"..."

"..."

"2 million, 500 thousand mora—?"

"Cyno, if you keep talking about giving me mora for a damn gift, I will literally go around Teyvat and even sell my f-cking soul to get more."

"Yes ma'am/sir-" *feeling shivers down his spine. Although....why does he feel hard down there—*

Dang. He made sure he'll never make you mad. Tignari is just mentally slapping himself on the forehead at this. You still give him the limited edition cards everytime it was released.

Tignari always thanked you for your kindness for playing supplies to do what he needs as a forest watcher. Although you still pay and give him stuff even though he has more than enough already....

"Ah, [name]. I already have more than enough. Thanks for offering though—"

"Accept. It."

Tignari with trembling hands as he accepts your forceful gift. Yeah, he ain't going to be on your bad or evil side. Hope to the archons that Cyno doesn't go too far.

....At least he can spoil himself with your gifts.

~`♡°•—~`♡°•—NSFW—~`♡°•—~`♡°•

(1.)

CYNO'S PUNISHMENT

"Hah....how many times have I told you, don't touch yourself?"

Cyno whined. He struggled trying to get free from the ropes and touch you. "M' sorryy!" and "Please!" Comes out of his mouth.

"If you keep whining with that mouth of yours, I'll gag it."

Cyno immediately shuts up when you say that as your hand tightens around his thigh. Letting out a whimper as a plea.

"First, you went home injured without even stopping to get a doctor or even at Tignari's. His house is way closer! And now you're breaking our rules? Touching yourself without permission. Now that's not what good boys do."

Cyno whined, wanting to beg for your mercy and forgiveness, but you didn't let him. He choked on a moan as he felt your knee rubbing against his crotch.

"Aren't you enjoying this too much? Maybe I shouldn't touch you for a whole week...."

Cyno cried a plea to keep touching him. He leaned onto your shoulder, sobbing in pleasure as it overwhelmed him.

Suddenly, Tignari came in. He paused as he saw the sight of Cyno tied up on your bed, and you pinning Cyno down on it. You turned around seeing tignari cover his drooling mouth as his ears slightly tilted downwards. His face is red as his ears twitched.

Tignari just stands there, watching the lewd scene of Cyno panting as he begs to have your touch. Tignari snapped out of his thoughts when you told him to come here. He kneeled beside you, gripping his pants in hopes you don't know. You rub his ears as he softly moans. Biting his lips to refrain the noise further but failing. His ears twitched when he saw Cyno already looked fucked out when you finally start stroking him as you finger him, kissing his prostate. You can feel his hole tightening and his cock twitching for attention, knowing that he'll cum.

"P- please? Wan- Na- cUuM!!"

Tignari tried helping him get over the edge, but you stopped him by tugging his tail, which maid him yelp as pre-cum sticks onto his pants. Cyno's eyes shot wide open as you stopped your movement, edging him. He squirmed as he clenched around nothing. He started sobbing, spreading his arms open and closing and opening his hands, wanting you to come over to him and touching him :(

He was laid down on the bed as Tignari got on top of him. Leaning in to kiss him. You let what Tignari wishes and desires to do with Cyno as you watch in amusement. Cyno pants in heavy blush, silently whining at Tignari to touch him already. Tignari easily gave in his pleading, taking off his pants and undergarments. Pumping both of their cocks.

Tignari's ears twitched as the fully tilted downwards. Cyno's legs started to tremble as he covered his mouth. They both rolled their eyes, saliva running down their chin as they both looked fucked out. Tignari finally fell on Cyno as his body gave up, supporting him.

Cyno flinched when he felt a cold medal going into his hole. He moaned into the sensation as he squirmed. It was a butt plug. You started fingering tignari as he whined but didn't stop you. Instead, he slowly tried thrusting back to make you go deeper as his head was thrown back when he felt your fingers abusing his prostate.

"Ngh— [name]...! Stop teasing me and put it in already– UgAhhH~!"

He felt his mind gone blank when you started pistoling his hole. He bit Cyno's shoulder to refrain his desperate moans, leaving a mark. Cyno soon felt pleasure overridden pain, whimpering in pleasure. Cyno watches everything drowsily with lust as he gets hard again. He kissed Tignari, making out with him.

"Mnm~ ah!! W- wait, slow down! I'm cuMinG!"

He came, ears twitching as Cyno grabs him and kisses him. The last string snapped when Tignari clenched around you, making you cum in him as he whined from being do full

F! Reader: You decided to finally give him his little reward [unlike Cyno, who broke the rule] pressing the button as Tignari drooled at the feeling of being so full

You put Tignari on the other side of the bed. Cyno starts to kneel on his knees, obediently waiting for you. He laid his head on your legs, eyes practically saying that he wants to have his turn to be ruined and fucked.

He teased you and tried to rile you up by showing the butt plug you put in him.

"Please....I've been good, haven't I?"

Pouting for your attention. You pretended to be thinking about it even though you'll give him a reward anyway.

I- I'll ride you! Pleasee? I just want you in me!!"

And here he is, riding you like it's the last time. He felt so full of you, touching the bulge that was caused by you, made him closer to the edge. You put your hands on his hips, helping him get to his climax as he cries a silent scream. He flopped onto your chest as he snores and slept soundly. You should probably wash them early in the morning, but for now, they will sleepily cuddle you.

[myysaints]

°˖ ⊹ ꒰ CL16 ꒱ TEAM COLOURS ─ CHARLES LECLERC

CHARLES LECLERC x f!actress!reader

⌗︙・ summary — with one simple instagram story, you blew up the internet. now everyone is eager to know if the rumours are true: is Charles Leclerc really seeing Hollywood's hottest it girl?

genre — social media au, fc irene from red velvet

notes — charles didn't get pole but he did get podium!!!! so here's a gift for all us tifosi's 🥂 also - i'm of east asian ethnicity myself hence why the past 2 smau's have had EA face claims asdfhg but regardless im totally open to doing smau requests for other ethnicities!!! my inbox is open after all haha. anyways i hope u enjoy this one! apologies in advance for the google translated french LOL

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yourusername   screw cowgirls, i’m a car girl 🏎 🏁

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scuderiaferrari   We think you look good in red ❤️

charles_leclerc   I agree yourusername   why thank you charles charles_leclerc  Of course, ma chérie y/nfanpage1   YOOOO WHAT THE-

danielricciardo   Great fun karting with ya on Thurs. You’re not bad – for a rookie 😉

yourusername   oh hush you dannyricdannieric   iconic new wag alert?????

landonorris   as the kids say, slay ✨

yourusername   i see i’ve taught you well 😌 landonorris   Haha, learnt from the best! y/nl/nsleftpinkie   GIRLYS PULLING THE WHOLE GRIDDDDDD purpleporschegirl   FR like i’ve never seen them this active 💀💀💀

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f1wagupdates   HOT OFF THE PRESS FROM f1anons ON TWITTER 🖤 After a tumultuous start to the season and a breakup from long-term partner Charlotte Sine six months ago, it seems that Charles Leclerc has found love again! The Ferrari driver was seen roaming Melbourne in the days leading up to the Australian GP, and fans have spotted him cozying up to an unknown woman. Neither Leclerc nor Scuderia Ferrari have commented on the situation.

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jamiesgridthots   literally where in the og tweet did it say it was abt charles….

keepittoyaself   Anon straight up said “Sine-ing” off. Who else could it be about? maybeimafool   okay, so here’s the real question: who’s the girl?????? ssumertimedadness   IDK, but she is sooooo lucky 😭

sculderiabullrari   So, we all agree that it’s Y/N L/N, right?

sainzpookiebookie   hate to be that person, but i don’t think they’ve even met each other irl... thegrreat63   ???? charles literally commented on her post about attending the AusGP ??? sennathesenate   Exactly. Why else would Ferrari give her a VIP paddock pass? Just because of one viral Tweet? tifosi55   yall r delusional LOL he literaly just broke up with charlotte theyre NOT DATING!

kimiiiboxbox   i know we’ve only seen them interact like once in a comments section, but i want charles and y/n to be real SO BAD

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f1wagupdates   SUBMITTED BY ANON 🖤 Amidst the rumours swirling about Oscar-nominated actress Y/N L/N being the next to join the wag crew, fans have spotted Charles Leclerc and an unknown woman spending a fun day at the beach in Monaco… 🏖☀️

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maxverstoppening   uh hello????? y/n l/n posting a story about going to monaco ….. charles posting about “coming home” 30 mins later ………. somethings afoot

tsutsumnodas   you’re not seriously suggesting,,,, that theyre,,, maxverstoppening   many thoughts being thunk !

gaslyyup   hollywood it girlie together with racing it boy? man, Monaco gp boutta be crazy fr

atoceanblvd   gonna take a bath with my toaster 🥰🥰

mlniemrtinez   the highway looks so comfy rn omg 😍 d3ftonesgirll   They better be real or I will actually hunt both of them down.

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📍Circuit de Monaco

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scuderiaferrari   caught yourusername hard at work 💪💪💪

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yourusername   doing my best for the best team 🫡

yourusername   hey charles_leclerc and carlossainz55 am i doing a good job?

carlossainz55   Absolutely 👍 ! charles_leclerc   Dunno about best, but you sure are the prettiest ;) yourusername   …..i don’t know if i should be offended or grateful charles_leclerc   ❤️😂 paddockfemcel   they know EXACTLY what theyre doing 😭😭

user1   y/n and charles in the comments playing with our feelings BOI IF YOU DONT TELL US THAT YOURE TOGETHER RN-

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charles_leclerc   Hard at work in Monaco. What a great race week. Finished P2. It’s good to be back.

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carlossainz55   You do too much, cabrón 😂

Liked by charles_leclerc drdannyric   um???? what does carlos know that we don’t….

scuderiaferrari   And onwards we go! To P1 and beyond 🚀

yourusername   looking good, leclerc ;)

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y/nl/nfanpage1   WHAT IS Y/N DOING HERE???

user2   no like….. seriously.... girl stand UP….. user3   I don’t get what she sees in him. He drives around in circles for a living 🙄 user4   Jeez why are yall so pressed 😭😭 they’re literally just friends… user5   !!!! that’s what im sayin!!!!! everybody’s so upset but they haven’t even confirmed if they’re dating or not LOLOLOL

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yourusername   quick pit stop to smell the flowers… 🌷☁️👒

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landonorris   A true rose

yourusername   gosh you’re so cheesy landonorris   I was talking about me not you charles_leclerc   Hey, both of you play nice landonorris   stay out of it Leclerc

ana_d_armas   Stunning, Y/N!

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charles_leclerc   💐🖊

yourusername   💌💌 clarleslaclarc   excuse me – what???? raikkkkonon   oh so they have inside jokes now… racketpiquet   Bro chill, it’s just a flower emoji, yall r doing too much 🤣🤣

babygotback   They are so UNSERIOUSSS first Y/N with flowers on Charles’s story now this??? 😭

jantalksalot   AND THAT LAST SLIDE. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT!!!! mickymousemacher   atp i bet they’re just messing with us for the fun of it

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f1wagupdates   It seems Charles Leclerc isn’t afraid of packing on the PDA – Here he is with an unknown woman at a local bazaar in Monaco! According to sources, the Ferrari driver is reportedly “very serious” about their relationship, and a source tells us that the two are “very happy” and “very much in love”.

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nyccelebgoss   Formula 1’s hottest commodity, Charles Lecclerc, spotted Monday night outside an exclusive Soho bar. Doesn’t help that a certain Y/N L/N is also in the city… Could Leclerc’s elusive beau be the award winning actress? All we know is: Leclerc may be kissing – but he certainly isn’t telling 💋 Follow us for more NYC celebrity gossip 🤫

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tsunogaslys   okay, as much as i wanna know whats going on, don’t they deserve a little privacy??

y/nluvrrrr   Was just thinking that. I hope they’re ok with all this media attention.

charlosscuderia   What the hell is charles doing in NYC?

mymuppetlando   Y/N made a story about being in NY. You can put 2 and 2 together lol. gridgirlfriend224   oh so he’s WHIPPED whipped 😭

warytonsennea   OK, now they HAVE to make some kind of statement.

y/nfanupdates   Yeah, there’s literally no way around this one LOL it’s def Y/N

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charles_leclerc   Well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag. So here I go: Mon amour, the past one year I have spent with you has simply been the best year I’ve ever had. Ma Cherie. You bring light to my life and a smile to my face each time I see you – Up on the silver screen, in the paddock cheering for me, or when I wake up next to you. Your love means more to me than you could ever know. Tu es ma vie et ma lumière. Merci d'être mienne. (You are my life and my light. Thank you for being mine.) I love you forever. ❤️

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yourusername   i love you so much mon amour. here’s to one year and counting ❤️

charles_leclerc   ❤️❤️❤️

danielricciardo   FUCKING FINALLY!!!! congrats you two 🙌

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landodelrey   ONE YEAR????? THEY’VE BEEN KEEPING THIS SECRET FOR ONE YEAR???

Liked by yourusername Liked by charles_leclerc tifosibabette16   i just KNOW that parasocial alex is smiling to himself somewhere 🤭

landonorris   S’about time. Oh, and you’re too good for him, Y/N ;) McLaren is waitingggggg

yourusername   sorry lando, but it's just like seb said: everyone is a ferrari fan (including me) charles_leclerc   😘 That’s my girl.

lewishamilton   ❤️

charles_leclerc   ❤️ yourusername   ❤️

scuderiaferrari   Welcome to the family yourusername!

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© myysaints

[robbiefischer]

im very sorry in advance this is so many so plz no pressure but maybe you could do ❣️🎢🧸🐾 🥰🎲 for julian and niko?

Oh my gosh, please do not ever apologize for sending me asks about my kids (or anything, really)! I was so happy to get this and loved working on these questions, tysm! I'm sorry I took so long to finish it up.

❣️ - What are their love languages?

Julian's love languages are physical touch and quality time, as well as words of affirmation. All things he did not get much of growing up. He lives for hugs, and forehead kisses, having his hair played with, and the way Niko always wants to hold his hand and keep him close while they're in public. Do that, tell him he's good and loved, listen to him play guitar and talk about his musical influences and favorite artists and he will melt.

Niko's love languages are receiving gifts and quality time. And while it's probably not one of his main love languages, he's also really fond of physical touch. Nothing makes him feel more loved than realizing that Julian's hanging on his every word as he talks about some obscure artistic movement or the intricacies of restoring an old canvas (well, nothing except for the perfect, unexpected gift).

🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?

Sorry, this is probably boring but neither of them feel like amusement park people to me. I'm sure once they have their daughter that they'll enjoying watching HER enjoy amusement parks, but they wouldn't like spending time at one otherwise.

🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them?

Ooookay yes I love this question so much, thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk about possibly the softest idea I have ever come up with for any OC.

Niko has a very cute stuffed bunny that Julian gave him as a present before he knew that Niko is allergic to rabbits. They joke that it's the only bunny he'll ever like because it's the only one that doesn't make him want to die. It's more decorative, but not entirely. He doesn't sleep with it every single night but he does want it when he's really stressed out or not feeling well, or if Julian's been gone for a while on tour and he's lonely without his husband.

Julian has a stuffed kitty. It is the same stuffed kitty he had as a baby/young child, except it's not exactly the same kitty because his awful mother threw his out as a punishment when he was around 5 or 6 which devastated him at the time. It came up once during a conversation with Niko who was just incensed at the idea of that happening (especially since Julian tried to shrug it off and say he probably was misbehaving or something and deserved it), and he and Julian's aunt Clare (who had pictures of Julian with the OG kitty) went on a hunt for another of the same kitty on eBay and estate sales. It took about a year but they finally found one in perfection condition and surprised him with it. He definitely cried. It's very much not decorative - he sleeps with it every single night, to the point that he'll pack it in his suitcase if they go on a trip or he goes on tour with the band. If he doesn't have his kitty, he sleeps so much worse than he would with it.

🐾 - Do they have any pets?

They have four cats - Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Yes, I know. Sorry, I'm a slut for Tolkien and therefore, so are my favorite boys. They adopted their kitties two at a time, as bonded pairs - Frodo and Sam came first, then Merry and Pippin about a year later.

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

Julian mostly calls Niko 'love', 'sweet pea' and Izzy (which comes from his middle name, Isidore - Julian is the only one allowed to call him that). Sometimes he'll go with angel as well, although that one's less common. Niko doesn't really get flustered by any of them, but he's *so* soft whenever Julian uses a pet name for him. He has a lot of feelings about how much he loves his husband and how lucky he is.

Niko has SO many pet names for Julian it's almost ridiculous. Sweetness and kitten are the most common (and Julian's favorites), but he also calls hm sweetheart, darling, my love, honey. If he feels like speaking French, he'll go with mon amour or mon cherí. Julian really doesn't get flustered by Niko calling him pet names either, he loves it so much, absolutely eats it up. He's never had that in a relationship before and he loves it so much. If he were a cat, he'd purr so loud every time Niko uses a pet name for him.

🎲 - Pick a random question to answer from this list.

Okay, so here's the deal. I'm combining two because answering one without the other just doesn't make sense to me.

🍳 - How well can they cook? / 🍪 - How well can they bake?

Julian is a fantastic baker, and a really good cook but baking is his one-true-love. He bakes multiple different types of bread including sourdough, cinnamon rolls (because Niko loves them), he's done his own puff pastry and croissants... if the base is any kind of flour, he can figure it out.

Niko is a really great cook, but he's not much of a baker. He could handle a batch of muffins, or a tray of a basic cookie and does when they have their daughter, Thea. But he's just not really into baking and doesn't have the patience for it, so it's not a skill he's worked on improving. Julian's just fine with that - he likes being the baker in their house.

[tasteofgummies]

🌼hiii can i have a (separate) matchup with mista and jonathan, sfw and nsfw for both pls? if u can’t do both then just mista is fine 🫶🏻

i’m a cis girl (afab) and my pronouns are she/her, i’m 5’2” w long brown hair and i’m on the chubbier side LOL oops!!!

i’m a v introverted/shy person so i don’t have a wide variety of irl friends but instead a few close knit friends. however i do try to go out of my way to be nice to people whether that be like…picking up something they dropped, asking if they need help with anything, idk im just a people pleaser and one of my biggest fears is coming off as “mean”

i’m into watching anime, reading, crafting, and also musicals! i’m such a broadway nerd it’s not even funny lmao it’s probably my #1 fandom

i feel like the way i would act around my f/o would be lovey dovey without laying it on tooo thick. like i love giving/receiving cutesy nicknames like “honey, sweetheart, my love” as opposed to the regular ole “babe” 😪 my love language is gift giving so i’ll def spoil them with little things that make me think of them, like their favorite candies, maybe a new game we can play together, or just anything that catches my eye hehehe🤭

tysm in advance you’re the best!! ❤️

I really tried to do Jonathan, but inspiration just wasn't on my side, I hope you like it anyway:( but I like the dynamic between you and Jonathan, so as soon as I can put it on paper, I'll edit this post, or post Jonathan's part separately

Mista x you ✨

>Guido definitely is the "excuse me, she asked for no pickles" to your "really, it's fine (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ"

>Even though he's an extrovert, and certainly not shy, he doesn't have many friends apart from the Bucci-gang, so he can relate to you, and is happy to know you choose your friends wisely

>Adores you kindness, he thinks you're such a cute little thing, helping people wherever you go

>But he realizes that your insecurity plays a part on that, he'll encourage you to set healthy boundaries and cherish yourself the way he cherishes you

>You're so awesome!!! Please listen to him

>If you're with him in Naples, it's likely you will get scammed frequently by people who claim to need help. He can recognize these scams easily, but if you're on your own, you may fall for it

>After you tell him about it, he'll pepper little kisses to your face, and tell you it's not your fault for being nice, all you have to do know is tell him who did that to you, and they'll never bother you anymore

>There's perks to your boyfriend being in the mafia and being able to intimidate people easily

>If you apologize and say something like "I'm sorry that came off mean" he'll tell you it's okay to not make every single sentence you say sound nice, sometimes you're talking about something serious, or something you're passionate about, and you get emotional, that's okay

>Canonically both his favorite movies are romance ones, so you can be sure he's getting into romance animes and plays

>On the surface, Mista is the "I don't get why they sing all of a sudden" but internally he's belting to every song

>He gets into musicals as soon as you introduce them to him

>His favorite musicals are Legally Blonde and Anything Goes

>Calls you chickadee afterwards tho 💀

>Cries to Burn from Hamilton every single time

>I think he has a thing for reverse harem, it's just so cute! The protagonist has so many options, and still chooses his true love over princes, millionaires, models, you name it

>This is also powered by the fact that he has literally no clue what you see in him, yet he can still be sure you would always pick him

>He's so glad you're affectionate, he's soooo touch starved

>He's good with the rougher part of crafts, he can build you a table, but he can't do origami to save his life

>He probably calls you "babe" at the start of your relationship, but then realizes he gets a better reaction out of you when he says something more classically romantic

>Calls you bambolotta, which means "little doll"

>He deadass stops functioning when you give him a gift

>He'll get teary eyed and kiss you out of excitement, but then will try to unsuccessfully play it cool (he's just like me fr)

>He tries to repay all of your love during sex

>He's dedicated to make you feel just as good as you make him feel

>Loves to leave marks on the fat of your hips and chest

>Speaking about chest, he pays special attention to your boobs, making sure you're getting extra stimulation

>Not gonna lie, he's into some raunchy stuff, but I think your doting nature will soften him up, he's not vanilla either, but focuses way more in your pleasure

>He does get excited and lose some common sense, but you have a safe sign/word for those cases

>Gets addicted to fucking you silly, you're so overstimulated you can't protest when he's pampering you, cleaning you and whispering sweet nothings in your ear

>"Please, please let me do this, bambolotta, let me spoil you the same way you do with me"

[distortedataraxia]

Hi ^^) it's my first time doing this, so I'm kinda nervous (ahhh how should I start?). Well, I'm here because i got interested in the BSD Matchup thing, so thank you in advancement >////<)

Uh- Im pretty shy and calm in real life, but in Internet I tend to be more teaser (maybe because I can't see the other person's face) even tho I can't really handle them in rl, and because of that ppl usually misunderstood my personality, also I have social anxiety, so it's pretty hard to people ACTUALLY understand and know the real me (honesty sometimes i wish ppl could just read my mind, that would be so much easier?). Sometimes i think like i just have a mask that I can't get off to the point of me forgetting the real me.

About those personality tests: I'm INTP-A, 5w6 and my love language is affirmative words and act of service

If I bake you something/draw you, for sure i treasure or relationship.

As for my hobbies: I like to read, sell, cosplay, draw, listen to true crimes podcast, watch animes, teach, learn languages (for now I can speak 5) study and bake (most time sweets). My dream is someday have a pretty (vegan) coffee.

For now I am a volunteer physic teacher to help 9 graders to pass in exams for good highschools, but I can't wait to get a real job in some quiet place (like a library).

I am a short (150cm T^T), a bit chubby, I'm a sagittarius and I like the caos in the "not so monotonous" way (I just hate get bored), and when I'm not envolved, obviously, just watching, I hate have too many eyes on me. I also hate when people try to force a friendship with me, like, if i hug you, I'm showing that I don't mind you getting too close (even tho it can surprise me sometimes), but that change completely when "you" hug me without intimacy, i will 100% dislike your hugs from now on.

Also I really like to hear people talk about their passion and dreams, maybe I can get a bit of inspiration haha.

Sometimes when I take my medicines I may be oblivious to my own felling, so in that kind of situation i just like so see people I like happy by making them a treat or just walking through the city with no place in mind, just to focus on their happiness to make me feel warm

Whaa- sorry if it was too long, I don't know how much I should say or keep to myself to get a good analysis, usually I don't share that much oh things aaah that's embarrassing... but yeah that's it I hope you are having a wonderful day/night

Note : Hi! Firstly I'd like to apologize for the time it tooks to actually write this and secondly I'd like to assure you that you weren't embarassing ^^ Have a good day/night i hope and take care of yourself ! I haven't written any forms concerning matchups to help people requesting, so anything that you wrote is okay, it's never too long or too short and i'll try my best pairing you with a character with what i have. I hope that you like the one i paired you with and that it aha isn't too much or a mess, matchups aren't really my expertise ahah ^^'

I pair you with...

Atsushi ! ★

You, shy and calm in real life, a teaser on the internet, have came across the path of A CAT- I mean, weretiger.

He would be kind, understanding and considerate towards you and would respect your boundaries. Whenever you have troubles with anything, you know that Atsushi will always be with you and that it'll be okay, he'll support, understand and try to help you out.

That boy Atsushi needs theses affirmative words, he've been through a lot and only feel the right to live if he save people's lives and it's good sometimes to remind him that he's good enough just as he is.

if i got this wrong please run me over with a car , dig a hole and bury my brain inside of it... ACTUALLY NO PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY BIGASS BRAIN

Atsushi would try to surprise you with some little gifts sometimes, he won't overdo it. If you're like kyoka by example, he'd buy you crepes and ice creams. If you're as mysterious as Dazai, he'll try to go with flowers probably.

Atsushi would be really happy if one day you bake or draw something for him.

Atsushi spent a lot of time reading in his orphanage's library as a form of escapism, so you can sometimes chat about books you both read without much problems.

You also love to ask about Atsushi's days as he works in the armed detective agency, and his days are never the ssame, as he like to ask about your day too.

Atsushi would absolutely support you in your dreams of having a pretty vegan coffee, and he'll do what he can to help you make your dream possible.

Atsushi gets flustered easily, and it can be pretty caotic. But cute?

When you're out on a date with Atsushi, he makes sure that you feel comfortable and to not get all eyes on both of you.

You both would be a nice pair.

[animeomegas]

I really liked the kid naruto idea !

Its really cute and make my cold heart melt!!❤

Can we have some more of with the kind stranger ...

Hmm maybe the reaction of the village ?!

BUT what if the reader has dead ?? (you can ignore this)

I rally like your writing!! And this idea became my favorite!!!🥰

(I apologizeif im beingannoying it'sjust the first time I ask for something here😓)

Hello, I'm so glad you like the child!Naruto AU, and thank you so much for your compliment 😳🥰 Also, you're not annoying at all!!

Let me give you a few headcanons for the AU!

Naruto's first birthday with the kind stranger is one of his most precious memories. If Harry Potter style magic existed in this world, that memory would be the one Naruto used to conjure a patronus.

He and the kind stranger couldn't leave the house because of the violence Naruto is often the target of on his birthday.

So, the kind stranger did all the gift and food shopping in advance, and then on Naruto's birthday, they locked the door and had a pyjama day! Trying to spin it to make it look like they decided to stay inside, not that they had to stay inside.

They make dinner together, homemade ramen of course! And Naruto has a little stool to stand on so that he can reach the counter 🥺

Naruto gets lots of new toys and clothes!!!

And then the kind stranger brings out a bright orange cake with frog decorations, a handful of candles lit and ready for a wish.

Naruto wishes that the kind stranger never leaves him.

The kind stranger has a photo of Naruto sitting in front of his cake, tears streaming down his face but with a huge grin. They keep the photo by their bedside. Naruto has a photo of him sitting on the kind stranger's lap as he opens presents and also a photo of his cake both framed in his room.

If Naruto had thirty seconds to save things from a fire, he would go for the photos first and foremost.

(For his 18th birthday, the kind stranger (who's basically Naruto's parent at this point) gives him a collage of photos from all the birthdays they've celebrated together. It's honestly so heart warming to see how the number of people in the photo's increases every year.)

Sometimes, the kind stranger reads Naruto to sleep, but this can backfire because he gets invested in the story and stays awake. But when they sing... Naruto falls asleep immediately.

There's something about lullabies that make Naruto feel so safe and warm and sleepy.

I like to think that the kind stranger has a really nice voice too.

And this next part may be going too far but I don't care, because I love this headcanon 😤

The kind stranger also sort of ends up adopting the rest of team seven too.

Maybe they get called into the academy because Naruto got into a fight with Sasuke and they realise how isolated and mentally unwell Sasuke is, and they obviously have a penchant for attracting strays, so they start by inviting Sasuke over for dinner as an apology for Naruto's behaviour in the fight.

They phrase it in a way that causes Sasuke' ingrained Uchiha politeness to kick in and begrudgingly accept.

And slowly but steadily, they start to bring Sasuke under their wing, something Naruto is upset about at first, but when they explain it to him how sad Sasuke is, Naruto's bleeding heart and hero complex kicks in and he's on board, bringing extra lunch for Sasuke at school sometimes.

And once Naruto joins team 7, Sasuke is coming over to train more and more often with Naruto, and you make him bring Sakura over too.

And lo and behold, another stray puppy to psuedo adopt. Sakura does have parents of course, but they are quite removed from the shinobi life, and I headcanon that Sakura butts heads with her parents because she doesn't act like a civilian in a lot of ways.

So the kind stranger teaches her about nutrition, getting her off the diet, and shops with her for nice looking but more hardy and flexible clothes for missions.

And last but not least....

Kakashi.

His whole team waxes lyrical about this person.

And he knows who they are of course, he's been on Naruto's protection detail many times. He's never met them in person though, because he always arrives late after they've dropped Naruto off at the training ground.

But eventually he gets curious and accepts a team dinner invitation.

And the kind stranger is like... oooh? What's this? Another stray puppy?? An older one sure, but a stray nonetheless.

So they start operation 'bring Kakashi into the family!'

And because it would be the cutest thing ever, I like to think that Kakashi and the kind stranger fall in love.

Now, it's one hell of a slow burn because of all of Kakashi's issues and the way the plot goes, but the connection is there immediately, and it only continues to grow until Kakashi and the kind stranger get mated after the war.

And Kakashi belongs to a family. Sasuke belongs to a family. Naruto belongs to a family. And Sakura belongs with a family who accepts every part of her.

And you know that Kakashi and the kind stranger look after Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's pups when they have to work or need a break.

And the kind stranger uses their lovely voice to sing Sasuke to sleep after his nightmares, to calm Kakashi down from panic attacks, the soothe Naruto to sleep and to relax Sakura after a mission.

Just....

Cuteness all round.

(Hope that scratched the young Naruto itch, anon!! <3<3<3)

[zackmartin]

hang on im having a vision. ok. florist!henry and mechanic!zack. zack leaves an oil handprint on hens workspace and it ticks him off and then other stuff happens and then they kiss and then ride off into the sunset on zacks motorcycle that he has now

Okay, sorry this took me legit over a whole ass month, my body hates me but. The way you’re literally a genius, like truly a visionary of our time. Like, I’ve legit been thinking about this au this entire time. “on zacks motorcycle that he has now” the way that you literally Get Him. (but seriously, I always give him a motorcycle in the future because he had one at least one point in his life. Like, he just did)(and I had (have?) a one-shot for Christmas where Hen is visiting Boston for the holidays and Zack’s dad gives him his old motorcycle as a Christmas gift and Zack’s so excited about it he wants to drive it right that second and he asks Henry to go with him and Hen’s like “right now? When it’s like, 10 degrees outside?” and idk why I’m telling you that but I am so.) ANYWAY. Just as a warning before I get into it, this is probably going to be kinda messy and rambly because I have really severe brain fog from my new meds like, it’s BAD. So, I apologize in advance, hopefully I’m not TOO incoherent lmao

send me an au and i'll tell you how i'd have it play out!

Lizzie, I am. So SO sorry for how long this ended up being. You activated that part of my brain and I went absolutely NUTS but I obviously don’t expect you to read all this, just know i had so much fun with it 💕

I think Alyson Stoner’s Max should work at Zack’s auto shop with him. No real reason why, I just want her too. I want them to be mechanic besties, and i want Max to make fun of Zack when she figures out that Zack is crushing on the florist next door 

OKAY, SO. Henry’s a florist that owns this little, modest flower shop in Swellview and one day an auto shop opens in the vacant spot right next door

But, Henry doesn’t actually meet his new “neighbor” until the grand opening of their shop when he comes strolling into his flower shop, and despite the fact that his auto place has only been open for a few measly hours, his overalls and work boots are already covered in gunk, and he smells like a nice mix of oil, gasoline, and a hint of sweat, which is already a bit of a turn off (but like. His outfit reminds henry of schwoz because it’s literally the same outfit schwoz always wore, just long-sleeved and covered in grease LASKJDF so like. Zack’s just. Got too many things working against him right now) 

(Also, just as a side note, Zack’s also wearing a worn out baseball cap, sometimes backwards, pretty much every day while at work. Idk why, but it’s happening in this au, and no I don’t take criticism) 

 But, this guy’s obviously trying to be nice, so Henry tries too, despite the fact that Zack’s putting his grease-covered hands all over everything, leaving gross fingerprints on the glass counter Henry just cleaned 

He introduces himself, and Henry, in a fit of annoyance, is very sarcastically like “I never would’ve guessed” considering it’s literally stitched in giant, white lettering on his overalls

I want Zack to call Henry “flower boy” in this AU just as a fun little reference to the fact that we call him “flower boy Henry” whenever we discuss the iconic flower camp line. I will not be taking any criticism at this time 

Zack tries to be helpful by pulling a rag out of his back pocket to wipe up his mess, except the rag also has stuff all over it, and it basically just spreads the grease around, so now instead of a few tiny fingerprints, there’s a giant smeary circle that takes up like a ¼ of the counter 

Henry’s just staring at him like “........really?” 

And that’s when Zack’s like “maybe I should go” Henry: “maybe you should” 

As Zack’s backing out, he accidentally bumps into a display, knocking a few potted plants over, and ofc, they break

Zack offers to pay for them, but Henry just,,,, does not want him to cause anymore damage so he’s just like “I will forget everything if you please just leave. NOW” 

But, despite the fact that Zack literally left the worst first impression, Henry’s dealt with wayyyy worse customers, so once he’s cooled off, he’s decided not to hold a grudge (or. So he thinks)

But, the thing is. Henry doesn’t need to have peace and quiet all the time, because, I mean. He practically grew up with Piper’s screaming temper tantrums, and Ray’s temper tantrums, and the chaos that was the Man Cave, and even the chaos that was Kid Danger missions, so it’s not like he needs it to be quiet 24/7 but like. This particular auto shop is. Very loud

Between the whir of the tools and the fact that they always have the radio turned up as loud as it can go 24/7 is enough to drive anyone insane

(And to make matters worse, the music they always play is literally the worst music Henry’s ever heard in his entire life)

And there’s just that one day where Henry’s having one of those mornings where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong; like, his alarm didn’t go off so he’s late, and he spills his drink all over himself and his car on the drive to work, and he gets stuck in traffic, and he has a raging headache. One of ThoseTM days, ya know?

But much to his relief, this is one of those rare mornings where the auto place doesn’t have the radio on, so the only thing he hears is the occasional sound of the louder tools

And his shop is kinda slow, so he’s able to just go through the motions of doing arrangements and trimming

Except, around noon, the radio goes on. And it’s not like they turn it on and gradually turn it up. It always starts out full blast, and it startles Henry to the point where he accidentally clips the top of a rose clean off

And that’s kinda when he has his “that’s it!” moment of just being,,, completely tired of this shit

So he storms over to the shop and finds Zack, who's currently sprawled out under a car

And Henry tries to get his attention just by calling his name, but it’s so damn loud in there

So Hen has to kinda,,,tap his boot to get his attention (except. It’s a little harder than just a  tap. Like, not enough to hurt him, ofc, but it’s more than just a nudge lmao) 

And Zack rolls out, completely unaware that Hen’s been stewing in annoyance towards him for the past few months to where he now completely despises him, so Zack’s just like “:) hey, Flower Boy. What’s up?”

Hen: “first off, don’t call me that. And secondly: really, with the radio? Do we have to do this everyday? Haven’t you ever heard of headphones? Or…spotify?” Zack, scoffing, like this should be the most obvious thing in the world: “We can’t use headphones with these power tools. I need to hear if someone comes up behind me.” Henry: “...........you literally couldn’t hear me yelling when I was standing right here!”

Zack just shrugs at this

Henry: “Whatever. If you’re going to insist on playing this everyday, can you at least pick something good, instead of this garbage?” Zack, now standing up at the speed of light: “Garbage?!? This isn’t garbage! Bro, these are classics!!!!” 

Then Hen does that like, scrunched up face he does (the like, wtf face. Idk how to describe it, and I’m too lazy to find an example, but hopefully you know what I’m talking about alksdjf) “Don’t call me bro. We’re not bros. And it’s garbage. Please, just….pick something different.” Zack: “Well, what would you suggest?” Henry, who wasn’t prepared to offer an alternative: “....Not that!” 

And then he’s storming off again. And ofc now Zack’s annoyed, cause this dude just came waltzing into his garage just to demand he change his radio station, and how dare he call the classics garbage?!?!?! Buuuuuuuuut….there’s just something about him that Zack can’t help the little ghost of a grin that’s creeping onto his face and he literally can’t stop himself from watching Henry go. Like, he would never admit it out loud at this point, but he’s just the tiniest bit attracted to that fiery side of Hen

and ofc in this au, Henry’s car is a clunker (three guesses as to where I’m going with this alskdjf). It gets him from point A to point B, but just barely 

There’s one night where Henry’s driving home after finally getting one of his every-few-months hangouts with Jasper and Char where they all catch up and it’s like, the wee hours of the morning, and he’s on a back road (because the two of them live a few towns over, so the three of them always have to drive a bit to meet at a town in the middle) (luckily he’s back in the Swellview city limits, tho) And what should happen? 

If you guessed “his car breaks down”, you are correct! 

Henry’s been….kinda neglectful about getting maintenance on it, because there’s only one (1) auto shop in Swellview that he doesn’t want to take it to for obvious reasons and he’s just been too busy (and honestly, too lazy) to take to a different shop in another city, so he really isn’t shocked that this happened

But ofc it had to happen on a back road where he gets no cell service, at a time of night when hardly any (if any) cars go by 

He pops the hood, just to see if maybe it’s something he can fix on his own, but that man don’t know shit about cars

By some lucky twist of fate, about a half an hour later, this motorcycle pulls up 

And motorcycle guy asks Henry if needs help, and ofc Hen is like “yes, please. Thank you so much” and he feels so relieved because, up until this point, his only options were sleeping in his car or making the million mile trek back to town, and considering he’s not a teen anymore, either of those options would probably result in several body parts being wildly sore tomorrow lmao 

As they’re shutting off their bike and putting down the kickstand, Henry’s like,,,,struggling to see them in the dark (even with the flashlight on his phone) so he can’t tell who it is right away (but it doesn’t matter, cause they’re wearing one of those helmets that hides their whole face anyway). 

The only thing he can really make out is the guitar shaped case that strapped to their back that they take off and set down next to their bike, and the jeans and leather jacket they’re wearing, and even tho Hen hasn’t seen their face yet, the bike and the guitar and the jacket makes Henry have a very fleeting thought of “hm. Kinda hot” 

Listen. I know it would be super corny and stupid. I know, I KNOW. BUT. I really need Zack taking off his helmet to be like that scene in jatp when Willie takes off his helmet in slo-mo. And as he’s doing it, Zack’s like, “So, don’t recognize me without the overalls and grease, huh? 😏” 

And ofc Henry’s having an “oh NO” moment, because the thought doesn’t go away even after he finds out that motorcycle guy is Zack, so now he has to reconcile with the fact that Annoying Auto Shop Guy is also Hot Motorcycle Guy

But, Henry doesn’t want him to know that ofc, so he’s gotta try to be cool (or. As cool as henry can be asldfjk) 

Zack: “Man, how lucky are you that the person who finds you on the side of the road at this time of the night just happens to be a mechanic? :)” Henry, sarcastically: “Yeah, I feel super lucky right now” Zack: “Must be fate 😏” Henry, through gritted teeth: “It’s…certainly something.” 

Zack goes to look under the hood and he just says out loud “so, what seems to be the issue?” 

And Henry, who doesn’t know SHIT about cars, decides to just throw out the first car sounding word he thinks of: “I think it’s the…..carburetor” 

Zack: “I’ll give you fifty bucks right now if you can point to the carburetor. Actually, you don’t even need to point to it specifically, just the general area of where it is.”

Henry takes a shot in the dark and points to a random spot, but Zack makes this like, loud buzzing noise to indicate that he’s wrong. Henry tries two more times, with two more loud, obnoxious buzzing noises from Zack, before he’s very impatiently like: “alright, then why don’t you just tell me where it is if you’re such an expert?!” 

Zack, lips slowly curling into a shit eating grin: “It was trick question, Flower Boy. This car doesn’t have a carburetor.” 

Henry, scoffing: “I know. I was just testing you to make you sure you know what you’re doing. You passed.” 

Zack just rolls his eyes and breathes out a laugh before he looks under the hood to see if he can find the issue, and he’s just like, “Man…when was the last time you changed the oil on this thing?” Henry: “You’re supposed to change the oil?” Zack, whirling around to face him, looking like he’s about to have a stroke: “Please, tell me you’re joking” Henry: “Pfft! Of course I’m joking. I know you’re supposed to change the oil” 

Anyway, it ends up that it’s an issue that Zack can’t fix right there, so he drives Henry home on his bike that night (much to Henry’s dismay) and has the car towed to the shop the next morning

And when Henry goes over a few hours later after Zack’s had time to really run a diagnostic, Zack has to tell him that the cost of fixing the car is wayyyy more than the cost of the car itself and it would be MUCH cheaper in the long run to just get a new car

But like. Henry’s had this car since he was young, like he drove Piper to her high school graduation in it, and he and Charlotte and Jasper took a road trip in it the summer after they graduated college before they all started their careers and went their separate ways, and even though Henry’s not really in contact with Ray anymore, Ray was the one that helped him pick out this car since Henry doesn’t really know anything about them, so in a weird way, it’s kinda like his last connection to him, so he really can’t bring himself to give it up just yet

And for some weird reason, henry ends up telling Zack all of this because he’s basically having a breakdown about having to get rid of it

And Zack can definitely understand that, considering the only person from his past that lives in Swellview is Max, and even though he would never ever admit it, he misses his brother and his parents and his friends 

So, he promises Henry that he’ll fix it, and he’ll even offer him the hefty friends and family discount, but only if Henry agrees to let Zack show him how to fix it 

And ofc now Henry’s really confused because that just seems like a really bad business decision lsdkjf

But Zack’s just like: “I would just feel better knowing that you’ll know what to do if you end up broken down on the side of the road in the middle of the night again. It’s solely about your safety” (It isn’t. He obviously just wants an excuse to spend time with the cute Flower Boy) Zack, King of terrible jokes: “I can’t always be your knight in shining leather” 

Ofc, it’s bad enough for Henry just having this shop right next door, but having to spend a few hours after work learning how to fix cars from Zack just sounds like absolute torture (especially now that he’s like, the tiniest bit attracted to him)

Zack: “Either you spend this little time with me now, or you spend every few months bringing it in for maintenance. Either way, I win.” 

And that sounds wayyy worse to Henry, so he begrudgingly agrees 

If I was gonna write this, I would have to include a scene where this like, ridiculously flashy pink limo shows up (there’s some crazy shit in Swellview, but even this is pretty wild for downtown), and this girl in a sparkly outfit that looks like she belongs on rodeo drive rather than main street steps out, a blonde girl in much more casual clothes behind her

Henry’s been in his back office up till this point, but his employees and even a few of the customers are excitedly chatting about something, so much so that it piques his interest, so he goes to see what’s up, and one of his co-workers is very eagerly like “London Tipton is outside!!” 

(the only reason Henry even knows that name at all is because Piper and Jasper were both obsessed with her web show aldkjf)(Henry, on the other hand, has been a bit turned off to web shows ever since Frankini LASKDJF) 

And much to everyone’s even bigger shock, London and her blonde girlfriend she’s holding the hand of (obviously it’s Maddie. I literally would not pair London with any other girl but Maddie. They’re soulmates, your honor), step right into Henry’s shop

London tries to skip the line, but Maddie gently holds her back

On the other side of the counter, Henry has to quietly tell some of his employees to chill, cause they’re practically buzzing lmao 

When the two girls finally get to the front, London is like “I’m looking for Harry-” “Henry,” Maddie corrects

Henry, who is now thoroughly confused: “That’s…. me?”  (Like, he doesn’t even know what London’s doing in a place like Swellview to begin with, let alone his little modest shop, but now he’s trying to figure how the fuck she knows of him enough to literally ask for him by name. Almost. like he’s wracking his brain to figure out what obscure connection they may have) 

Anyway, they’re there because they’re getting married, and Maddie wants to use all small businesses for it (like for the cake and the catering etc) so they want Henry’s shop to do the flowers 

And ofc, Henry’s thrilled about that, because London Tipton’s wedding is a huge deal (like, it’s literally being covered by like E! News alsdkjf) 

After the meeting when they’re getting ready to leave, Henry’s curiosity finally gets the better of them, and he just asks how they heard about his place and they’re like “You came very highly recommended by a friend :)”

But that really does nothing to help Henry figure it out, because he doesn’t know what friend they might possibly have in common

Anyway, after they leave, Zack meets them outside on the sidewalk (so, Henry can see them through his shop window). Zack gives London this big bear hug (despite her obvious protests considering he’s all covered in gross stuff)(Maddie, however, happily accepts his hug) and that’s when it finally ClicksTM for Hen

So, when Henry goes over that night after work to work on his car, he’s like “So. I met your friend London today.” and then he sort of defensively is like, “you know, I really don’t need you doing me any favors” Zack, scoffing loudly: “You think I care about doing you a favor? I believe in your business, Hen. I figured you could find the perfect balance between London’s flashy taste and Maddie’s more modest one. That’s all.” Henry, unsure of how to take a compliment from Zack, of all people: “Oh…..Well, thank you.” 

And now there’s a kind of tension in the air because this is the first conversation they’ve had since they met where they aren’t lowkey bitching at each other (and this is kinda the turning point where those annoyed feelings start turning into genuine “I really like this person” feelings) 

One night, when there’s a sort of lull in the conversation, Zack asks Henry if flowers really do have their own secret language 

At first, Henry kinda just gives one word answers, partially just to be spiteful, and also partially because, usually when he starts talking about this stuff with others, they quickly grow bored (the only one that really listens is Charlotte, and that’s because I LOVE Nesha’s HC about Char being a plant Mom that has like, a whole forest in her apartment.) 

But, Zack keeps gently pushing him to keep going until Henry finally caves (if you were to ask Zack directly, he would say he just wanted to know because he was bored of the awkward silence between them, but it’s actually because he’s starting to view Henry as a legit friend and he’s got a lil’ crush, so he wants to share in something that Henry is obviously passionate about)

So, it basically becomes a situation where there’s a trade off: Zack teaches Henry something about fixing a car engine and Henry teaches Zack something about flowers

Anyway, Zack starts flirting using flowers lasdkjf Like, henry goes into work a little late one day, and one of his employees is like “oh, by the way, a customer left a gift for you. It’s on your desk ;)” and it’s a single flower that Henry told Zack the meaning of, and it’s basically supposed to be like, a symbol for admiration

Zack sometimes gets it wrong but Henry can usually piece together what he meant

(and sometimes he gets it very right, but Henry thinks he got it wrong. Like, he sends one where he’s pretty much trying to tell Henry in no uncertain terms that he’s super into him, but Hen thinks he just messed up again. Like, he couldn’t possibly have meant to send such a strong message)(even though it gets to a point where Henry is also super into him, so he’s desperately wishing that’s what he meant)

(they’re idiots to idiot lovers in all universes, your honor) 

Sometimes he sends one back, so it gets to the point where they’re having a whole secret conversation using flowers

Anyway, there’s one night a few months later when they’re so smitten with each other, and Zack’s showing Henry how to do something, and Henry’s pretending like he doesn’t know how to use a wrench asldjkf so that Zack will have to put his hand over Henry’s to show him how to do it (like those really cheesy scenes where a guy is showing a girl how to hit a golf ball, so he puts his arms around her, and guides her through it; same deal here, just with a wrench instead LSJDKF)

And the closeness from that kinda leads to their first kiss. It should be the most unromantic setting, what with them literally standing over an old engine, in a dingy garage, but they somehow make it work 

Zack: Sooooo, uhhh…..what kinda flower would you use if you wanted to ask someone out? Like….on a date? 👀” Henry tells him that there isn’t one that means that EXACT phrase (if there is, I’m sorry, google was wildly unhelpful lsdkjf), but red roses are pretty well known for being romantic in nature, so you can’t really go wrong with them 

So, ofc when Henry goes into work the next day, there’s a single red rose on his desk 

And, that’s pretty much it! They go on a date, they fall in love, they ride off into the sunset on Zack’s motorcycle

Oh! And I meant to say this wayy earlier but like, okay. Gays stick together, this is a fact laksjdf so like, even though it isn’t on purpose, a lot of the people that work for Henry and Zack are LGBT in some way, so they all end up becoming friends with each other at one point, and they eventually get a pool going on how long it takes for Zack and Hen to get together

Like, they’re all just getting a drink after work together one day, and they’re talking about a fight Hen and Zack got into that day and one of them is just like “they need to just kiss already, this is getting ridiculous”

Zack and Hen eventually figure this out, though, so like, they keep pretending to hate each other just to mess with them LSKJDF

Like, Zack goes storming into Henry’s office one day, and he slams the door shut behind him, and all of Hen’s employees are looking at each other like “👀😳” cause obviously they think they’re about to have another knockdown, drag out fight, but they’re actually just, having lunch together lajksdf

They would find out eventually, tho, cause Zack’s not shy about PDA and he would either forget, or one of the employees would walk in on them giving each other a kiss goodbye or something, and then it would be all over, because that would spread like wildfire through that little group alskdjf

The only one that knows from the very beginning is Max, and that’s not because Zack told her, she literally just knows him really well and she can tell he’s lying and she also can see the literal hearts in his eyes whenever Henry is around sldkjf

A few more HCs just cause I’m obsessed with this AU:

They still send flowers back and forth to each other every once in a while, just because that’s a thing that’s so exclusive to them and they like it 

There’s a time after Henry’s been riding Zack’s motorcycle pretty regularly, where he goes through this phase of wanting to throw himself into it by wearing the leather jacket, and the fingerless gloves and shit, and his outfit basically ends up being the one he wears with the sunglasses in the Danger Force episode Return of the Kid (if you don’t remember it, or for anyone else that might be reading that doesn’t know what I’m talking about, if you google that episode, it’ll will show you the exact outfit I mean)

And Zack has to very gently be like “Baby. No.” cause let’s be real, that outfit looks fucking ridiculous anywhere outside of dystopia alskdjf 

He basically gets Henry down to just the leather jacket and the shades but Henry’s still like “I’m keeping the fingerless gloves” 

Zack, after letting out a HUGE sigh: “Fine.” 

Although, there is a huge part of Zack that loves the wardrobe change, because he thinks his boyfriend looks very hot in leather jackets

If Zack and Hen are in Zack’s garage during work hours, and they give each other even a quick little goodbye kiss or something, every single one of Zack’s employees will whistle or whoop or something. Every. Single. One. (because Zack just has that type of friendship with his employees, like there’s a definite camaraderie in that garage) (also it happens every single time)

Max literally will not let Zack live down the fact that he’s now hopelessly in love with the flower shop owner he used to make fun of 

I didn’t say it earlier in the fic, but Zack is a part of a band in this universe, but just as a hobby, and they sometimes play at bars. And when Zack finds Henry on the side of the road, he’s actually coming back from one of those gigs

they play that music that Henry can’t stand, but actually, it’s good when zack does it alksdjf

Zack and Henry are a cheesy couple in every universe lasdkjf Sometimes Zack will sing/play directly to Henry (like they’ll just lock eyes, and it’s like they’re the only two people in the bar) and their friends around them are definitely standing there like “🙄🙄 really?” but they all secretly think it’s cute. They WILL relentlessly tease them both about it, tho 

There’s two constants whenever Henry goes to see Zack play: 1. He always gets tipsy lasdkjf and 2. He always turns to the random strangers around him to very proudly declare: “that’s my boyfriend! He's in the band. :)” 

Zack does it too, though. Like, they’ll be at some random wedding, and Zack’ll point to the floral centerpiece and just be like “Do you see this? My boyfriend did this :) He did all the flowers. He’s so cool 🥰”

Anyway, I gotta stop myself here cause I’ll just keep going on forever if I don’t, but. thank you, Lizzie, for this gift, I’m literally having a BLAST thinking about this universe 🥺🥺🥺💓💓💓

[sxfik]

I have an idea!

Ok so we all know that Hanseo is abused by his big brother, and if i remember correctly, the jipuragi trio found out about it from the guillotine file for the first time.

Now hear me out, what if the jipuragi trio found out about the abuse from Hanseo himself, not from the guillotine file??

After failing to burn down geumga plaza, Hanseok threw that object at Hanseo, telling him not to dodge it, and it left a scar on his forehead. When Hanseo visited jipuragi, he seemed proud of that scar, right?? Because thats what he got from saving geumga plaza, and he hoped that the scar would show them that he wants to be on their side.

BUT lets forget about all those stuff for a moment.

Hanseok loves to strangle, threaten, and hit Hanseo with the hockey stick. It certainly happens more than once, so i figured that there must be a bunch of scars and bruises on his body right?? What if the jipuragi trio noticed one of his scars/bruises?? I know Hanseo always wear long-sleeved stuff, so its not exactly visible, but what if someone caught a glimpse of it??? Perhaps the scar/bruise was on his arm???

Maybe when Hanseo visits jipuragi, Vincenzo asks him to wash some coffee mugs, and as Hanseo is rolling up his sleeves...

"yo whats that on your arm??"

And maybe Hanseo is like "thats a bruise..? Do you not know what a bruise is??"

Okay, idk. I have no idea how he's gonna react if that happens. I just feel like Hanseo wouldnt be proud of his scars if he didnt get them from trying to save geumga/jipuragi people.

And now im just wondering, what do you think? How would Hanseo react, in your opinion? If the jipuragi trio really did find out about the abuse from Hanseo himself, how would that affect their relationship? Im really curious about what you think

Hhhhhhhh sorry if its too long. I just thought that this might be a good way for Hanseo and jipuragi to kinda get closer with each other...

han seo headcanons (part one)

helloooo, thank you for sending an ask in :D

SORRY this answer is super long and for some reason my phone isn't allowing me to add a keep reading cut thingy, apologies in advance to the amount scrolling you have to do

tw: abuse

i've been thinking so much about this ask and just how han-seo would react to them finding out, and honestly i never really took note of how many long sleeved shirts he wears. i believe han-seok has switched a lot more into emotional manipulation and abuse than physical abuse but he has a lot of anger issues. i'd honestly imagine him using han seo as a punching bag for any and every inconvinence that happens to him, even as an intern.

i also agree with you, han seo is someone who is a very bright personality who tends to hide his hurt and emotions, and he's very very good at it as he has been living under a psychopath his whole life. he's good at hiding his anger (although it definetly bubbles over in smaller outbursts) and especially his hurt (i.e. the scene that han seok throws that candle holder at him and he just smiles back). han seo has a lot of anger at himself for not speaking back or being able to act like himself. like in that scene in the office, you can tell as he curls his fist that he wanted to speak back so badly. even when he finally snaps against han seok, he said "i'm getting tired of being afraid of you." i feel like he'd be embarrassed that even after years, he hasn't been able to escape his abuse

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i feel like this scene and their dynamic would play out something similar to this:

han seo joined the team and has been working with vincenzo and cha-young for around a month. at this point han seo isn't walking on eggshells with both of them, he's a lot more comfortable and visiting their office regularly without choi/han/han seok finding out.

sometimes it's vincenzo and cha-young providing him books to study economics from, maybe even giving some brotherly/sisterly advice to him. every couple weeks, vin and cha-young give him quizzes and slowly, he's getting better and better

over time, he even got closer to the plaza residents (even though the residents were definetly cold to him in the beginning, miri scaring the shit out of him by doing her ghost thing, the lady with the lipstick from bye bye balloon staring him down, snack bar lady refusing to serve him, larry also scaring the shit out of him by doing his zombie routine)

but despite this, they adopt him into their family, han seo doing small errands for the residents, him buying the best coffee, food and getting camera equipment for the snack bar lady's son. han seo gifting the pawnshop couple with cute baby items etc.

(obviously he buys the most expensive shit bc he's still a rich boy, but they dont have to know)

(side note: he'd be fucking adorable with a baby, imagine him being the babies "uncle han seo" who gets them the best gifts !!)

even though he was comfortable with all of them, every once in a while his facade would slip.

every once in a while, someone would make a sharp movement towards him and he'd flinch. or if someone makes a quick step towards him, he'd back up and stiffen up on instinct

even if it was someone patting his back or just making a quick movement, he'd react on instinct from the years of abuse from han seok. but no one ever said anything about it if they noticed.

one afternoon after lunch, they were washing dishes, han seo on washing duty and cha-young drying and placing them back. and han seo was in his full sleeves and cha-young notices his sleeves getting wet

"yah, roll your sleeves back, by the end of this your whole sleeve will be wet! you know how uncomfortable those sleeves would be?"

"ahaha, it's alright noona, i'll be fine"

han seo tries to laugh it off, grining at her with one of his wide grins but there's something off about this one. but cha-young gives one of her patented glares and he rolls them up carefully, shielding his arms from her view, and continues washing the rest.

cha-young doesn't take note of his bruises at first, but noted the care he went through to shield his arms from her. his arms were posed almost awkwardly and he was on high alert

it wasn't until after they both finished and he was drying his hands that cha-young saw the massive bruises he had, climbing up his forearms and under the sleeves

he stiffens when he sees her stare, and quickly tries to cover them but she grabs them before he could hide it

she's completely quiet while she stares at his arms. after a moment, he speaks up

"oh i accidentally banged these against my doorway, they're just small bruises. it's go away in a couple days" he smiles at her again but she could tell from the way his shoulders were frozen and the wavering of his voice that it wasn't the truth

"did he do these?" she asked him, her face completely neutral and her voice barely a whisper. she's still looking at his forearms, her fingers ghosting over the bruises.

han seo just looks down and the silence is enough of an answer for cha-young. he walks away, embarrassed that she found out about it, even though his years of therapy told him that it wasn't never his fault, he still felt the shame and anger of not being able to break free.

he's quiet for the rest of the time, feigning tiredness and finding an excuse to leave the plaza

that night, it was just vincenzo and her working at the office late, in preparation for babel. cha-young's mind was still on what she saw that afternoon. abruptly, she stands up, her hand gripping the pen in her hand as she turned to vincenzo sitting at the other desk.

"did you know that bastard hurt him? he's been abusing han seo this whole time?" she asked vincenzo, her voice seething with anger

"i know."

"you know??? why didn't you ever say anything?"

vincenzo looks up at her from his stack of papers, setting his pen down.

"it wasn't my place. i picked up on it when he flinched when mr. tak reached toward him to place a hand on his shoulder."

cha-young sat back down then, her lips pressed together, and vin went back to his paperwork

"we should get him out of there. who knows what han seok would do in one of his rages?"

"couple nights ago, we went to drink makgeolli and i offered him a way out. i told him if he ever needs to leave, and if he's ready to leave, he has a place at the plaza."

"and is he? leaving that is?"

"no. he thanked me, but said that he needed to stay until his brother and his group crumbles to the ground."

cha-young let out a sigh, biting her lip, the worry on her face all too evident

"hong cha-young byeonosa-nim, we shouldn't baby him. jang han seo deserves revenge against his brother just like we do and the choice is ultimately up to him."

"i know. i just worry."

they stayed quiet for the rest of the night, working late but the topic never leaves cha-young or vincenzo's minds

the next day, han seo avoided her like the plague, not wanting to talk about what she saw yesterday

but while he was studying, she approached him, a glass of juice and a snack in hand, setting it next to him. she checked over his work quietly as he took a break and glanced at his arms, doing a once over just to make sure he didn't get any new ones.

"well done, han seo, you're doing well" she smiled at him and ruffled his hair and han seo let out a breath of relief and gratefulness that she hadn't treated him any different

from then, cha-young and vin only got fonder of han seo and han seo was pretty much adopted by them. after the battle and han seok is in jail permanently, he moves out of his apartment, and gets one closer to the plaza.

mr. nam would show him how the organization worked at jipuragi and put him to work, the paralegal grateful to have an extra hand around the office

eventually, even han seo grows an affection to the instant coffee and buys more for himself and his apartment

vin would take him shopping for suits, both rich boys obsessed with their sleek looks. they take cha-young with them once but she manages to sleep off at every shop they go to.

vincenzo also plays hockey with him regularly and the plaza invites him to plaza game nights. they get up to all kinds of mischief,

han seo loves spicy food, just like cha-young so they make it their mission to go to try every restaurant and compete to see just how much spice they can handle. obviously vincenzo doesn't even make it past the first round of the spice competitions but cha-young and han seo have the same competitive streak that keeps them going

han seo is also dropping hints to both of cha-young and vincenzo that they should get married. constantly teasing vincenzo about cha-young in the way only younger brothers do

obviously on one of cha-young and han seo’s days out, han seo drops hints CONSTANTLY, trying to get her to admit cha young likes vincenzo

and OBVIOUSLY she slips up, and han seo doesn’t let go of it

he does the whole younger brother teasing every single time he catches cha-young glancing at vincenzo at the firm

“cha-young noona and vin hyung, sitting in a tree. K I S S I N—” “HAN SEO!!!”

obviously chayenzo eventually get together but decide to keep it a secret (and of course, they were awful at it)

eventually when they reveal it to the office, mr. nam and han seo react like that one scene in suspicious partner (“quick, act surprised” “*gasp* you guys are together??????? we had no idea!!”)

han seo is basically adopted as a younger brother to both cha-young and vincenzo and even the plaza loves his presence and he gets to have a peaceful existence for the rest of his life

anyways han seo deserves a happy ending with a good family. he deserves a second chance with a family that LOVES AND CARES FOR HIM AND GIVES HIM CHOICES AND ALLOWS HIM TO BE HIMSELF. (and yes this covered more than just one scene but I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS ON HIM) as always feel free to add on :D

[honeymyheaven]

I see that you write for record of ragnarok👀 can i request for Poseidon? A hc of their relationship with fem!reader? I started reading this manga last night from 1 to 5am and damn im weak for Poseidon 🗿

YES !! OMG this request makes me so so happy !! aaaa im gonna split this up in three parts because i think the dynamic is different depending on whether the reader is a goddess, half-goddess or human so im gonna write three separate things thank you sm for this request !!! also pls keep in mind poseidon is very fickle and not a very good God...he literally killed his own brother.

!!very mild nsfw !!

Goddess!reader

very guarded at first

you would definitely have to make the first move and even then it would be hard to make proper conversation

as he starts falling, he wouldn't really be able to admit it because he doesn't like being vulnerable

the only way you would know he views you differently is when you meet his gaze and the faintest of smiles crosses his face

even when entering a relationship, he comes across as rather cold, unsure of how to properly showcase his emotions

he likes showing he cares through small gifts and trips to places you didn't even know existed

veeerrry obsessive and possessive...borderline toxicly so

doesn't tolerate other gods or creatures making any sort of advances towards you, will decimate them the second they try

gets really upset if sees you pay what he considers to be special attention to others, and will go cold towards you for some time

lots of reassurance and apologies needed

is generally very gentle in his approach to you and it shows in the way he is in bed

will caress you carefully, take care not to leave any significant marks on your pristine skin

kisses you very often and presses his forehead against yours

he's not an easy lover to have

Half-goddess / nymph! reader

doesn't hold you in very high regard, only holding some sort of vague tolerance for you because of the deity blood you have

if you approach him first there's a 50-50 chance he'll either make some sort of short conversation or tell you to scram before he gets angry...it'll depend on his mood

but it will make him be curious of you and observe you for a while and if you pique his interest enough he might just approach you first

Once he falls for you it'll be double as hard for him to admit that and he'll struggle with his superiority complex quite a bit

the relationship will probably advance slowly, with his affection being built with each interaction

also possessive and gets very heated if he sees you frolicking with humans, will strike them down the second they have the 'audacity' to address you casually

at the same time, he does tell you to mind your place when talking to another God(the same goes for if you were human)

he would prefer it if you went to live with him but he allows you the freedom of choice

loves having his head in your lap but will never admit it

spoils you with necklaces and jewelry and extravagant gifts because as a minor deity "there's no way you've seen such luxury"

his mood will influence the way he behaves in bed quite a bit

sometimes hes oh so gentle and caring, careful of the way your body tangles with his, holding your head into his chest after and kissing the top of your head

but if he's had a very bad day, he has no problems using you to unwind, gripping your hips and biting down on your lower lip -> will apologise after and kiss your forehead

Human!reader

DO. NOT. APPROACH.HIM.FIRST

he will either kill you for the insolence shown by a mortal or if he's in a pleasant mood will allow you to live just this once

the relationship most probably starts off sexual and you would most probably have to be one of his worshippers because there's no way he would take just any human...his pride wouldn't allow him

youre probably just one of the many worshippers he uses to destress after a bad encounter with one of his siblings

until you'd reach out and hold his face in your hands while he's thrusting into you and ask why he always looks so lonely

it'll take him aback, he'll frown and tell you to mind your place, that you're lucky he's pleased with your body

"if it helps you...im yours to use."

his lips would purse into a thin line and pull you into him with more force "i dont need some filthy human's permission, im going to use you how i please anyway."

after that however he comes to you more often, even appears to you while you're alone on the beach

eventually you'd be the only one he comes to for destressing

will start being addicted to just laying his head in your lap and having your hands massage his scalp

will never admit out loud that he's fallen for you or that he loves until maybe several years into the relationship

the only way you'd know is when he takes you away to his palace

there will be no choice, you will be living with him now

won't defend you in front of other deities until they seriously cross they line after which he'd simply glare at them and tell them to mind their business

lots and lots of expensive dresses and jewelry and extravagant underwater shows and trips because he wants to showcase his grandeour

it just feeds his ego okay

when he's angry he can get toxic and will be mean until over time he learns to control himself a bit

but again you're just a puny human, he can't really fall for you so fast it'll take years

[iinfortunii]

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I. Other reasons may apply. I will soft block so we can both cease following each other and avoid any potential awkward situations. I won’t make a fuss if you decide to unfollow so I expect the same courtesy.

VII. ABOUT BEATRICE.

She is not a real person. Her concept as Deuce’s (toxic) pseudolover is my creation and was somewhat inspired from the real life Beatrice Portinari. Do have in mind that Deuce doesn’t talk about her so your muse can’t simply approach him and ask about her unless they can go through his memories / read his mind / any capability alike or he speaks about her, though it won't take a genius to figure out that she's a product of his imagination.

You can read about her by clicking here -link to be added.

She serves as a lie to shield himself from the internalized homophobia he deals with up until meeting Ace.

NOTE: As stated previously, Mun =/= muse, but I too have been dealing with compulsory heterosexuality for far too long, so I'd like to apologize in advance for projecting a bit of that into my portrayal. I'll work so that this part makes sense with what we've been given from Ace's novel.

VIII. MISCELLANEOUS.

A. I will never force people to follow me, so if by any reason you have to unfollow/block me, please go ahead. Your comfort matters and have every right to do what you must to ensure your wellbeing. With that said, I will not tolerate and will immediately hard block if you try to police my content.

B. I do not follow back immediately, and it can take me from a few hours to several days to follow back. Do not take it personally if I choose not to.

C. If I follow it’s because I am interested in interacting. I only ask you to be patient because it might take me a while to gather the courage to send something to your inbox or talk to you.

D. I have. ZERO knowledge about medicine. Don’t expect me to go full force and try to be 100% accurate, because I won’t.

E. I practice reblog karma (send a meme to someone if I’m rebloging it from them). If you see something you’d like to reblog but have no intention in sending something yourself, then please reblog from the source.

IX. FINISH.

Thank you for taking the time to read this! As you might have noticed, there’s no password to send. Make sure to check the psa tag for any updates, or don’t hesitate to send an ask if there’s anything unclear! I do my best so as not to post too much OOC posts, but sometimes it just happens. If it's nothing important, then I'll erase it whenever I have the chance/remember.

Keanu Reeves vc: You’re all breathtaking!

[caterva]

// my characters in response to androids becoming consumer goods(semi-specific to detroit: become human but probably accurate in other cases): Andi-

Androids actually exist in his world and, though rare, are sentient and recognized as having personhood. He sees them as no different from his fellow monsters. Would not buy an android, but would rescue one and MAY accept one as a gift, if it had already been purchased and it was a surprise.

Bezi-

Touched on here. The concept makes him uncomfortable, largely because he has seen many types of androids achieve sentience and it’s scary to him and his gods-driven, magic-filled world view. Would not buy an android and gets very nervous around people who abuse or mistreat androids.(He also doesn’t like when people yell at Alexa/etc)

Bill-

Has seen and read more than enough sci-fi to know where this is going. Lost his job due to automation and switched to his art and fursuit/cosplay making hobby. Treats androids of respect regardless of deviancy; will apologize for bumping into one, defer to one when they do that ‘oops ur going that way and im going this way, now we just did it again when we side stepped’ thing. Has trouble making eye contact with them but that’s just because he’s autistic. Would not buy an android but would probably ‘adopt’ one that a friend was getting rid of. He treats them like a roommate with a little bit of ‘god my depression is so bad, please please pleeeease do that menial task for me so i can function a little better’. Definitely makes them model his fursuits so he can post good pictures of them. Some of his AUs he’s very skilled mechanically so tbh he may be able to repair androids?

Griffin-

Has also seen enough sci-fi to know where this is going and is FURIOUS at the audacity. Is pro-android-rights but is usually too concerned with his own survival(having a hard time staying ahead of Paladins in a technologically advanced world) to pay them much attention. Will verbally berate, or occasionally assault, someone he sees mistreating an android. Has helped deviants. Will NOT buy an android, would not be gifted one. May rescue one and probably can repair them enough to set them on the road.

Jamie-

Has, likewise, seen enough sci-fi to know where this is going and is uneasy about it. Treats androids with respect. Would never buy an android but is probably gifted one. Some androids may be walking around with versions of his voice? Treats his personal android, again a gift, like a person and invites them to workshop characters and scripts with him. Is basically Carl but an actor.

Klaus- 

His mom is an android and he loves her so like? He’d be fine with androids. Be ready to throw hands with people who roughed them up but might also enjoy playing around with them to see how they react... which really is no different how he is with other humans, in his mind. He’s cheeky with them but not in an intentionally malicious way.

[might-guys-acorn]

Do you do hc's? If you do, could you do Akatsuki relationship hc's please?

Ive never done hc's before, but Im gonna do my best :) hope they turn out okay! -🦎

P.S. this post will be super long, so my apologies in advance folks❤

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Pain

Super quiet baby.

Shows his affection through actions, not words

Has difficulties showing his emotions, but genuinely tries his best.

Isnt sure how to be in a relationship, so is very awkward. Stutters a lot when talking to or about you: "Uh.... Y/N.....I think you look, uh, s-stunning today."

Blushes all the time.

You love it

So you do literally anything in your power to cause it. Brushing his hair out of his face, complimenting him in front of others, kissing him on the cheek randomly, etc.

Loves kissing in the rain. It overwhelms his senses, from the feel of the drops on his skin, to the smell of your hair, to the light shiver he can feel run down your spine after a while. He loves every second.

Will do anything for you. Legitimately ready to end the world for the one that he loves

Konan

Super sentimental type

Talks about her past a lot, and wants to hear all about yours.

Emotional connection is an absolute must, looks are always second in her book

Want you to get along with her friends, specifically Pain. You two are the most important people in her life, so its essential that you get along.

Thinks its precious that youre interested in her hobbies. Plenty of nights will be spent trying to help you learn origami, but at the end of the day, theres just a bunch of lopsided cranes and crumple flowers around the two of you asleep on the carpet.

I dont think shed be much of a cook, so meals are a must for you. She'll always compliment you on it though : "Y/N, this breakfast looks lovely. How'd I end up with a catch like you?"

She does make a mean cup of tea though

Likes to leave little notes or origami figures around for you to find when shes away :)

Deidara

Super obnoxious ngl

Likes to show you off to everybody. Like. Everyone. Other members, enemies, people on the street. You name it.

"LOOK AT MY S/O! ARENT THEY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEING YOUVE EVER SEEN? THEY ARE ART ITSELF, I ALMOST WANT TO BLOW THEM UP, THEYRE THAT GORGEOUS."

Theres never a quiet moment with him

Especially right before bed, when he starts to babble nonsense because hes tired. You never knew a person could have so many thoughts until he never let one pass without it leaving his mouth

His babbling is pretty endearing though, because he is forever thinking about how amazing you are

But the only way to shut him up is to kiss him

Luckily, hes an incredibly good kisser

Will forever refer to you as his muse. And model many an artwork after you. Its very sweet until he makes them explode to show off the 'true beauty'

Sasori

Very detached at the beginning

Doesnt like having ties to this world

But he soon realizes there's no way to get rid of you, and he doesnt particularly want to either.

After that realization, he spends as much time with you as possible

Expect lots of cuddles, quiet nights, and endless hours of talking. About his past, his parents, his puppets. He wants you to know it all, because he feels like with all of it, he has to be unlovable

Is very shocked when you stick around and accept him, becomes very attached to you afterwards.

Doesnt do dates often, but on the occasional one, hes incredibly punctual and expects you to be

Hes very insecure about his "heart". He absolutely melts if you take time to let him know that its wonderful, just like him

Overall, hes just very relieved to have you in his life

Itachi

Truly surprised to be in a relationship at all

This isnt part of his mission

100% soft boi™️

Loves to hold your hand, kiss your knuckles, gaze into your eyes, all of it. Anything he has to do to remind himself that youre real, and that you love him.

Becomes a literal puddle when he realizes youre trying to name and differentiate all of his crows

Lets you feed them regularly and marvels at how sweet they are to you

Doesnt understand how someone so pure could be with someone like him, but wont complain simply because he hates the thought of losing this light he's found in his life.

Spends all his time making sure youre happy. Taking care of you when your sick, reading to you on long nights, cuddling you when you get sad. He just wants you to feel better

Doesnt give gifts often, so when you find your favorite one of his crows (Midnight, youd named it) sitting on the table with a red bow around his neck, you cry for hours.

He gets confused and thinks hes done something wrong, but you just kiss him and tell him that its perfect.

Kisame

Doesnt realize hes fallen for you until he sees you wading in a river late at night, singing softly to yourself

Really likes holding your hand

Has some jealousy problems, but not because he doesn't trust you. He just doesn't trust everyone else.

Lots of beach dates

Thinks it's adorable how he has to convince you to get out of the water when its gotten dark and cold

Prefers you don't give him nicknames, just really likes the way his name sounds when it comes out of your mouth

Loves that youre not scared of Samehada, and thinks its precious when you talk to it like its a pet and not a sword

Is even more smitten when Samehada coos back at you, its loyalty to you both means the world to him

Hidan

Insists on your belief in Jashin

Wants you to believe and become immortal with him

The eternal Bonnie and Clyde

Also the kinkiest of the bunch

Has zero issue talking about bedroom business in front of anybody

Likes how you blush when he brings it up in front of large groups of people

"Aw look at how red your cheeks get, thats so cute"

Does things to get on your nerves, because he loves watching you react. Seeing how flustered he can make you is a frequent game he'll play, cuz your anger is just as cute as your smile

Likes to casually hand you his scythe even though its too heavy for you to handle

Watching you try to hold it up makes him laugh, and you yelling at him for laughing only makes it worse honestly

Will try to get you to go on missions with him, simply because you two work together better than anyone else. No one knows him like you do, so sacrifices are always more fruitful with your presence.

Kakuzu

The most distant of the organization

Will be very difficult to connect with

But when he realizes that you seem to know the bingo book better than he does, will insist that you work on his team

From there, he'll see your personality and be thankful for all the hearts he has, because there can be an extra to give to you.

Your smile makes his day, and seeing the way you squeal when the pay comes in for a takedown melts every heart he's got

Thankful that youre just as much of a tightwad as he is, it means you make a very cheap date

Appreciates your intellect, and is happy to have a partner that is as smart as they are attractive, unlike his past partner Hidan.

Silences are an essential part of the relationship, but niether of you mind. Your presence is all he needs to feel at ease, rather than filling the air with meaningless small talk

Tobi

Never fails to laugh at your jokes

Enjoys making you laugh, even if it means making himself look like an idiot

Definition of silly romantic

Will spend lots of time telling you that youre special to him, even if its in a way that doesnt make sense

"I dont need gravity when Im with you, Im always on cloud 9"

Likes to mess with you when you try to touch him by tranferring his body to other dimensions

"Youll have to try harder if you really want to hold my hand, Y/N"

When he does get serious, though, he'll pull you to his other dimension to talk. Its quieter and theres no risk of interruptions

Likes to hug you from behind, and always has a dumb joke on hand if he ever sees you crying

[danni-chuu]

RAD Student Files: Lucifer, The Celestial Realm’s Bastard Pride

before i start the post, Thank you guys for the support^^ it really means alot. and im going to go very in depth with these post, so i decided to make each brother have their own spotlight by making it individual post.  

also i apologize in advance if i cant joke around much with these post hehe^^;

Spoiler warnings, so you have been warned! 

 Background and Origin:

Lucifer,as famous as he is right now. With the Netflix show and other representations of him throughout history, his name has only been mentioned once in the bible.

“ How art thou fallen from Heaven, O Lucifer, Son of the Morning,” (Isiah 14:12 King James Version)  

this simple line was said to actually be a foreshadowing of the fall of the King of Babylon, Nebuchadrezzar . Some say it is alluding to the fall of a Pheonician God, Helal who sought after the Chief God’s throne and fell (pretty similar eh? actually dfq too similar) .

some say that Lines from Ezekiel might be marking a prophecy of Lucifer’s faith  (Ezekiel 28: 11-19 , the passage is alittle too long, so if you want to see it just search that up), the passage speaks about King Tyre and what his pride did to him not only that but the passage then goes to mention “ the Anointed Cherub”. This is said by Jonathan Edwards, a Philosophical Theologian is a reference to Lucifer; as Lucifer was made highest of the angels, not only this but is said to be the closest to the throne of God.

Now, who and what is Helal? the actual Hebrew text has the name “Helal”( which still meant Morning star) instead of Lucifer. both do mean the same thing, an Astrological Phenomenon.

the actual name of Lucifer came from the Latin Vulgate version of the Bible.Lucifer, which meant “Light Bearer” and was directly connected to the Planet Venus. As the bible gets translated over and over again, this later turned Lucifer instead of being just a figure of speech, became an individual being. most of the stories about Lucifer are taken from Poetic literature about the bible  and legends.

there are many interpretations to the fall of Lucifer( the Anointed Cherub), so i will give the most well known and then briefly touch upon the other interpretations.

Lucifer, before his fall was said to be God’s most perfect creation, a Cherub ( some would disagree and say a seraph, but more on that later) whose beauty was unmatched, whose knowledge was above those of his kind; God gave him knowledge that only Lucifer can have. second only to the father himself.he was the leader of the angels but, he grew in pride and decided that being second to the father is not enough. that he has to be equal--no greater than the father. With this, he waged war that caused great chaos throughout heaven. Michael (in some accounts, Gabriel) the archangel second to him lead the army that counters his and was able to defeat him and cast him and those who sided with him out of Heaven. following the Book of Revelations, it is also accounted that third of the angels in Heaven fell with Lucifer.

as he was cast into the Abyss, he is to bound there until the day of Judgement, but with his despise of God, he then goes to the mortal world to tempt and torment the Father’s most beloved creation, Humans. he does this so that he can acquire their souls and keep them away from God( this was stated in the Apocrypha, Enoch). it is said that he appears as a beautiful innocent child and uses this form to easily tempt humans to follow his words.

some interpretations state that the reason for Lucifer’s rebellion is because, God made another being, Jesus, who was Higher than him. as Lucifer only is near the throne of God, Jesus is to sit on the throne with God for all eternity. which infuriated Lucifer.

and in some interpretations, it is said that God permitted Lucifer to be able to tempt humans. and in some Gnostic Christian Sects they believe that Lucifer isn’t even evil, but the first-born of God who is to save humanity with his gift of Knowledge.

Jonathan Edwards, even goes as far as to say the fall of Lucifer to him pleases God, as his fall is for the greatness of God that is to come.

Lucifer in the Sacred Magic of Abramelin the mage, Lucifer is stated to be one of the four Principal spirits. in the True keys of Solomon, Lucifer is identified to be one of the three demons who can command all others of his kind, he is said to rule over demons in Europe and Asia ; the other two demons who have the same authority is Beezlebub and Astaroth . as for other legends, they state that Lucifer is the Consort of Lilith ( weird but okay?). according to Peter Binsfield, Lucifer represents the Sin of Pride; to note, it is said that Pride is the King of all sins, which seems fitting for Lucifer. He is also the Opposing force to Saint John the Baptist.  in the Friar Rush, Lucifer is said to be the “ Prince of Gluttony” .

as for Lucifer’s position in hell, there is some debate over it, on one side it is said that Lucifer is the emperor of Hell, with Satan being second to him and Beezlebub third to him. for some Demonographers, Lucifer is a great Lover of justice in Hell.  and the other side, it is said that it is either Satan or Beezlebub.

So How does it show in the game?

Lucifer in the game is well known as the loyal right hand of Diavolo ( the devil?). He is obedient to Diavolo’s wishes and does everything he can to make sure no one opposes him, even his brothers. this is quite different from the things mentioned above. Lucifer is supposed to be the highest one in Hell, he was able to even rebel against Heaven for it, yet here he is...serving a Demon?

Lucifer is shown to be a sadistic, strict, over bearing, secretive, but caring(?) sibling. he shows to be dealing with alot of problems with the past especially concerning Lilith.

(the sadistic side could be a reference to how he loves to torture and torment humans. just a guess)

the game seems to take liberty of taking shifting and twisting the origins to make a more human Lucifer, his story is also very similar to what his origins state.

but, the thing i want to focus on is Lucifer’s model, in the game he is stated to be seraphim, an angel that has 6 wings( this information was given by Luke during Chapter 5),  but his model only goes to show 4. now, in the information above, Lucifer is said to be a Cherub, so whats with that?

to be technical, Cherubs are angels of Knowledge, which for others means, his sin is caused by his knowledge. Seraphims are angels of Charity, while they are the highest choir, if you try to connect it with his sin, it doesn’t match. but, since the game used the Seraphim interpretation so we’ll go with that.

Lucifer is also shown to have dark hair and his wings have turned black, modern interpretations do this as to show his turn to the darkness, but some interpret it as the result of Lucifer’s wings being burned. his character model shows him with only 4 wings, so where’s the 3rd pair? most likely burned off during his fall to the Devildom , or they were burned during the Celestial war. and the implications that Micheal did it might be likely, since his origins states that Micheal was the one to defeat Lucifer and His army.

Diavolo when he gushes about Lucifer, he always goes on about how Lucifer was so bright and blinding, which could be a reference to his name as Light Bearer.

in regards to Lucifer’s relationship with Lilith, During chapter 5, we were able to find out about that Belphie, Beel, Lilith, and Lucifer used to be very close. hoping this game doesnt take the incest route, we can say that Lucifer and Lilith are just very close siblings rather than the original interpretation that He is a Consort of Lilith. much of the lore is still in the making, so most of the things are just possibilities.

ps. i hope you guys enjoyed reading this very long post ❤❤❤,sorry for taking a while to post :< school’s been taking up alot of my schedule so the time window for researching has been hard to manage. but enough about that, if you have any information you want to share that i wasnt able to include or you want to correct some things, please feel free to comment it :3

references:

The Encyclopedia of Demons and Demonology By Rosemary Ellen Guiley

The Organization of Pandemonium By Maxmilian Rudwin

A Dictionary of Angels Including Fallen Angels By Gustav Davidson

A Field Guide to Demons, Fairies, Fallen Angels , And Other Subversive Spirits By Carol K. Mack and Dinah Mack

The Names of the Damned : The Dictionary of Demons by Michelle Belanger

Dictionary Infernal By Collin De Plancy

And more ( Tumblr doesn't want links so ;<)

[nathalie-sancoeur-assistant]

Miracle Queen

At long last, my late Miracle Queen analysis is here....I apologize for the wait, this would have been out yesterday but unfortunately I realized I had places to be. 

As usual, spoilers are below

Marinette and Luka

DId anyone else take Marinette asking Luka about that “perfect tune” as a different take on asking someone out? Because she asked about it, but then Luka didn’t play it because she was still thinking about Adrien.  Then at the end of the episode, he ass “Are you sure you want to hear it” after she was done thinking about what Master Fu said about life not always giving you what you want or expect but it not necessarily being a bad thing. 

Low-key I interpreted the end of Miracle Queen being the start of a Lukanette relationship. 

And he pulled a Chat Noir here.

“No!” for once when Adrien doesn’t want someone’s advances they actually stop. Kagami respect.

“I mean, yes!” This boy is so confused... I mean, clearly he likes Kagami. He could probably see himself being in a sucessful relationship with her but he’s so confused by his feelings for Ladybug, these surfacing feelings for Kagami and his repressed feelings for Marinette...poor kid.

“Your indecision is hurtful, Adrien” I like that she’s not pushing him, but letting him know that he needs to gather himself soon. 

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“For a moment there, I thought you only had to wear glasses to get a miraculous” 

Hawkmoth and Mayura: Well....

“Dont know this one, he’s cute,  but he gets his clothes from a dumpstser” Luka X Chloe has been canonically shot down. 

Okay so...now Hawkmoth knows the identies of ALL the miraculous wearers outside of Ladybug and Chat Noir...what now? I mean, these all have to be people Ladybug knows and trusts right?- Hawkmoth now knows all their identities, so, he can find out what they have in common. 

They all go to the same school. If he found that out, he could narrow it down to have Ladybug be going to their school as well. 

Then, he could find out WHO they all have in common. Most of them are class mates, so it’s likely someone in THEIR class, but what about Kagami and Luka? The classmates all have relationships with their fellow classmates in common, but Kagami and Luka? Who do they have in common with the class? 

Marinette and Adrien. If it weren’t for Kagami, Juleka. So this is actually kinda dangerous for Marinette if Gabriel and Nathalie followed that line of thinking. 

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Oh my sweet stars...

She’s going down

He’s yelling timber

No but like she was legit just falling down and he just

I don’t know I just get the feeling this scared him.She completely rag-dolled like on some of those video games, and his instinct wasn’t to just catch her either, no, it was to just completely wrap her up in his arms like a burrito.

Then he’s asking her forgiveness, like...he knows he’s in the wrong letting her use it even if she is willing to help him or not. But he can’t do it without her. 

“Don’t blame yourself. From the very first day, I knew that I’d do anything for you.”

So basically what happened was, she was quite fond of Gabriel and loved his family before all of this. But as soon as he told her he was going supervillain, she got smacked in the face with something more because she got to see how much he was willing to do to keep his family intact. 

And he pulls her closer

And then just absolutely melts into her hand

And I am here for it.

I love them and they love each other. 

She’s so pretty. Now, that aside- she brought back Hawkmoth’s sentimonster. Is it a new one or the same one? It certainly looks the same...but what emotion has it been created from, exactly? Does that matter when reviving a sentimonster, assuming it’s supposed to be the same one? Or is it completely different aside from appearance? Her eyes are pretty in these shots.

I am in no way attracted to Gabriel but when we get shots like this I can kinda understand why Nathalie would be.

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This positive reinforcement...absolutely wonderful. She already had a breakdown and was on the verge of another. Chat kept that from happening and did his job as her kitty to keep her grounded and focused. They’re starting to see each other in different lights, her opening up to him so much emotionally like that proves that no matter what they’ll always have an unbreakable bond. They’re literally each other’s pillar of support.

“Littlebug” I love it. Imagine if that’s what he calls his future daughter assuming they get together in the future? Adorable. 

“No, its to dangerous! To many powers at the same time”- Master Fu has obviously been teaching Chat Noir too. He’s been getting all the info Ladybug has it seems, just from that line. I like that detail. 

Sometimes I like to imagine Gabriel or Nathalie in place of Hawkmoth and Mayura and this started cracking me up because it reminded me of Simon Says. Flutter flutter. Flap flap.

Who knew snakes liked cheese?

Cutie. And I like how the second time Adrien got the snake miraculous, he was actually able to wield it as necessary because he wasn’t trying to impress Ladybug, 

Okay so, I like how in this shot they didn’t have him breathing or talking and all the noise seemed to kinda stop. It’s realistic and I like that attention to detail.

Gabriel, honey...ily but you’re dumb. Ladybug is right there, her purifying that akuma before it even reaches it’s target was predictable. 

Also when Chloe opened up there, and Ladybug’s face as she realized exactly what all of this was about- I think it hurt both of them. But Ladybug’s already explained herself. Chloe should have known that if she wanted her miraculous back from Ladybug it wasn’t going to be easy. She already told her so...yeah I understand though. She’s just hurt and let it get the best of her. Girl needs to get her emotions in check. 

Sometimes you an really Tell Gabriel lives in the present without thinking much about the consequences of certain things. He looks so freaking happy about Chloe being so adamantly against Ladybug now and wearing all the miraculous, but how is she going to know what to say to transform before Ladybug gets the miraculous away from her? I understand the excitement of a new ally but “I don’t even need to do anything” Idk if you really want her to be able to use all the miraculous and potentially lose her mind as implied from Kwami Buster you might want to distract Ladybug and Chat so she can figure out the right transformation words. 

“Checkmate, Ladybug!” I have little to say except I love it when villains say “checkmate” during battle. 10/10 dialogue. 

He evil laughs so much in this sequence. I wonder if he’s practiced it? Has Nathalie ever walked in on him practicing his evil laugh in the mirror? and this...

Don’t say checkmate until the opponent has no more pawns to move, And the reactiosn the kwamis have? How many masters have they grown to love and admire that they lost just like that? Also I recall someone saying that this thing has a plot hole in it, but I think that Master Fu really was the true guardian of this particular box just from the backstory he has, he was given the miraculous box and grimoir by another master to protect. So he was in a way established as guardian of that box and so I see no reason why he shouldn’t be able to hand ownership over to anyone of his choice. 

“Hawkmoth! Tell them to give me my box back!” Did anyone else find that hilarious? Like a spoiled child running to a father who has the backbone of a chocolate eclair. 

Except in this case he has the backbone of like...a steel rod. 

And then he just goes to scoop up Mayura. 

“How disappointing...”

I like Mayura’s face here too. “Oh, he’s picking me up? Alright, okay I guess so, that’s fine.”

I literally slow down the playback scenes to watch these scenes go slower. It looks like their heads are touching.

That’s a whole mood. Me too. 

“Im going to New York with Mommy!” Chloe you’re a comedian. 

Wow, she really looks like she’s hurting. 

“Oh my Nathalie...” 

There’s not even a comma, he called her his. 

“There are no words to express how sorry I am”

“No, not for nothing” she still remains the optimistic one. She’s comforting him when she’s the one in need. He obviously thinks she should be upset with him but she just continues telling him its okay. All she cares about is making sure he’s happy and doesn’t want him to blame himself for her choices. Gabriel get this woman a ring. 

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“Goodbye....Master”

I feel so bad for these kwamis. How long does it take before they break after watching everyone they love eventually just die? Have any of them ever emotionally distanced themselves from mortals to avoid the heartbreak when they inevitably lose them? And without Wayzz how long does Master Fu have left being almost 200 years old?

Chloe is really putting on her clown wig in this episode. Mommy is staying in Paris so she can’t go to New York now. Karma, am I right?

“Even if like doesn’t give us the gifts we were hoping for, the true gift is life itself”....And that’s why I think Lukanette is basically canon by the end of the episode. Master Fu’s words play out in her head as she sits next to Luka and she’s not stuttering around Adrien. Her ice cream changes, and I just can’t help but feel like the whole melody thing was symbolic of her accepting Luka’s love and deciding to move on.

They can finally be together...

“Thank you young lady, I will never forget you” if only he knew...

And the way it ended, the endcard...it was all just very sweet and fitting. I do hope Marinette and Adrien will be together by the time Miraculous ends (it’s obviously endgame) but them developing a strong, loving friendship that isn’t plagued with stuttering and stalking is going to be crucial for them to really have a chance at making it. Adrien and Kagami and Luka and Marinette do make sense as couples as we get to know Kagami and Luka more. Still though, I do hope that Adrien and Marinette find each other in the end. There’s to much symbolism pointing to them being (as much as I hate the term) soul mates for them not to. 

And for the record, same with Gabenath imo. Gabriel IS losing his certainties, after all...

[hanhughsegbarzmarn]

Nolan Patrick - Christmas

A/N: HI! So idk what made me write this and I kind of just couldn’t not write it the more it thought about it. It’s my first imagine though so please be nice - also if you have any comments about it - Let me know cause I think I’ll write more of these (: thanks! - h (*also sorry about the cheesy ending - it’s Christmas and im feeling super cheesy)

Summary: Who ever decided that Christmas is “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” was obviously is out to spite you. Wonderful, my ass. Between the constant pressure of finding everyone the right gifts on a tight budget and not knowing which family member you’re going to see next it is safe to say that the only thing you’re looking forward to on Christmas is crawling into your bed after wining and dining with family you haven’t seen all year and probably wont see for another 364 days. I guess it’s a good thing you have Nolan by your side.

Christmas is supposed to be about spending time with family and friends - but when your family gets you so wound up you can barely think straight, all you can be thankful for is the rest of the year when you don’t have to put up a happy facade and tell everyone about your plans for the future or why there isn’t a special someone in your life. So when your friend Nolan, who you’d recently met as the newest tennant in your housing complex tells you he’s going to be alone over Christmas Break you decided that it would be a great idea to invite him to your families Christmas Party.

A buffer would be great, you thought. Nolan would be exceptionally helpful at keeping your father and uncles away from you as they could talk sports until they were blue in the face. Now it was just your mom and aunts that you needed to be wary of.

“You know Nols, you don’t have to come if you don’t want to. If you want you can just drop me off I can always Uber back to the house.” As you were riding to your parents home, you couldn’t help but feel overly anxious - maybe it was better if you didn’t subject Nolan to the craziness that is your family. After all, once he has to deal with them, you probably won’t be seeing him anymore.

“It’ll be fine, Y/N. Besides regardless of how this goes, it’ll be a lot better than staying home alone watching the 24 hour marathon of A Christmas Story.” He chuckled at your nervousness and grabbed your hand from your lap before rubbing small circles on the back of it.

“I’m just saying my family can be a little . . . Much at times. I just want to apologize in advance - I’ve never really brought anyone around them before, so I really don’t know how this is going to go. I mean its not that your my boyfriend or anything and need to be worried I just really don’t know how this is gonna look. I mean my mom -“ You started to ramble but were cut off when Nolan gave your hand a tight squeeze.

“Y/N, It‘ll be fine - Now we’re on the right street. . . But what house is it?”

“1220 - it’s a few houses down on the left.” You could feel your leg shaking - dealing with your family alone was stressful, and while you thought that having Nolan would make it less of an issue, you’re starting to wonder whether or not this was a good idea.

As soon as Nolan pulled into the driveway you hurried to get out of the car and met him at the trunk to grab the box of gifts you have for your family. Nolan carries the bottle of whiskey and the flowers he grabbed for your mom at the supermarket close to your place, before placing his hand on the small of your back to lead you to the door.

After a quick knock you opened the door only to be met with the shocked faces of your family. Your dad was the first to speak up “Y/N, we knew you were on your way but who is this? We didn’t know you had anyone else coming”

“Hi Everyone, this is my friend Nolan. He wasn’t able to spend Christmas with his family this year so I brought him with me, I hope that’s okay”

“Of course it is hun, I mean a little warning would be nice but I can add another setting to the table quickly. Thanks for coming Nolan.” Your mother quickly hurried to the dining room to make a space for your plus one. You couldn’t help but feel confused as you put your presents in everyone’s designated piles - your parents were being awfully nice . . . which was so unlike them.

“So Nolan, is your team going to continue to shit the bed this season? Or should I pick a more reliable team for my fantasy hockey league?” You’re chest clenched - this wouldn’t end well - you knew your dad liked sports but didn’t think he paid that much attention to hockey

“With all due respect sir, we definitley are trying our hardest. We haven’t had the best start to the season but that’s not for lack of trying. “ You could tell that Nolan was trying to be nice, but was still getting frustrated.

You could hear your dad huff from behind you, “ but the capitals . . . “ if this conversation were to continue, you had a feeling you would be leaving with one angry Flyer.

You went to ask about the food, hoping that by stuffing their mouths, it would prevent Nolan and your Dad from getting into it over hockey “Mom, is dinner ready?”

“Is that all you think about food? Y/N its not like you need much more” You began to shake your head knowing your mothers had issues with your weight since you were a child. “Go get everyone while I grab the food out of the oven, then we can say grace at the table.”

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After a long and trying to avoid as many questions as you could from your parents about any potential relationship between you and Nolan, you all sat around the tree getting ready to exchange some presents and enjoy a nice hallmark Christmas movie together. Your mother brought out a tray of cookies and hot chocolate for everyone to share. Reaching for one of the larger sugar cookies you couldn’t help but stop yourself when you felt your mother’s hand on your wrist.

After giving her an odd look you felt her lean over the side of the loveseat you and Nolan were sharing before she whispered in your ear. “Y/N, you already had so much at dinner maybe a cookie isn’t the best idea right now. Wouldn’t want to have to exchange the clothing I got you for a bigger size. I got a gift receipt for a reason, but that wasn’t it”

You shook your head and leaned back against the couch. Now there was the family you knew and loved. You could tell that Nolan knew something was up when he offered you a portion of his chocolate chip cookie and you politely declined. It was time for presents and your family has a tradition of pulling names out of a hat to see who gets to open up their gifts one at a time, and you couldn’t wait for the exchange to be over so you and Nolan could head home before you each went your separate ways.

Of course, this year your luck really had run out and you ended up being the last one to open your gifts. While you all usually only exchanged one or two things you never knew what your family would find and think of you, so mix the anticipation with your large want to leave and you couldn’t help yourself from bouncing your knee and tapping your fingers.

Your pile was small, not that you expected or needed much. So when you pulled out a few new workout outfits only to find a gym membership at the bottom, you couldn’t help but sigh. After muttering a quick and silent thanks to your parents, you began to get up from where you sat, frustrated that the only thing your parents could find for you was workout clothes. Your apartment complex had a gym included that you didn’t even need to pay for, but obviously your parents thought you needed to do more. Before you could leave the room, your mom was quick to grab one final gift from under the tree and handed it to you with a laugh.

“Here Y/N, we thought that this was an appropriate gift for you. Something you’ll never be able to find for yourself.” Scrunching your nose in confusion, you once again sat beside Nolan and started to unwrap the small box. Everyone started laughing at your reaction, and it was clear that your mom had made it known that she was proud of the Grow a Boyfriend toy she had found.

Pushing the toy back into the box you grabbed onto Nolan’s wrist. “Well thank you for the presents but I think it’s time Nolan and I headed back to our complex, we wouldn’t want to travel in this weather after all.” Everyone seemed confused as you looked outside where the lightest dusting of snow remained - Nonetheless, your family bid you goodnight and you and Nolan both started your drive home silently.

“I’m really sorry you had to sit through that. . . I was kind of hoping for a miracle to happen and for my family to not be dicks this time.”

Nolan grabbed your hand again and sighed. “It wasn’t that bad, I can tell that they stress you out though. You don’t deserve the way they treat you. While it isn’t necessarily as bad as physical abuse, I can still tell they find ways to put you down and that isn’t okay.”

You could feel tears in your eyes. No one else had been around long enough to notice the snide remarks your family made about you or how what they thought was funny would actually hurt your feelings.

“I really don’t want to end Christmas on a bad note, so instead of going straight back to our respecitve places . . . how about we go do something fun instead?” You looked at Nolan with a look of confusion - you hadn’t expected him to want to spend anymore time with you after having to deal with your family.

After giving him a positive answer, you started to get worried once you drove past your apartment complex. It wasn’t until you reached the next red light that he hurriedly pulled a beanie out of the arm rest between you. “Hold this over your eyes, I want this to be a surprise.

It wasn’t much longer until you felt the car stop. “Nolan where are we?”

He chuckled under his breath, “You’ll find out in a minute. Now I’m just going to sit you here,” you felt yourself being lowered into a seat. “And I’ll be right back - don’t move and don’t peek, okay?”

You nodded your head yes and waited for him to come back to you. You heard a big click almost as if it was a set of overhead lights being turned on, and almost jumped out of your seat when you felt an arm on your shoulder.

“Yo, chill out, it’s just me, Y/N. Go ahead and take the hat off so you can see again”

You couldn’t help but laugh when you realized that his version of a surprise was taking you to an ice rink.

“I should’ve known Nolan - what are we doing here?”

“We’re gonna skate, duh. And before you say anything about not having skates, I already grabbed you one of the extra pairs they have here. First though, I got you a Christmas Present and after seeing what your family got you, I figured it was best to wait.”

Out of his pocket Nolan pulled out a small ring box. “Nols you didn’t have to get me anything. I mean I don’t have anything for you.” You started to get antsy but he was quick to shush you.

In the box was the cutest silver ring with your initials on it. You were in shock at the sight of it. “Now I know its not anything fancy but TK got one for his mom and I couldn’t help but think it would be nice for you . . .”

“Nolan, I love it. Thank you” You couldn’t help but tear up at the thought of him getting you something so dainty and personalized.

“Those better not be tears, Y/N. After all we haven’t even made it onto the ice yet.”

As you both put your skates on, you couldn’t help but feel like the luckiest girl in the world. For the longest time, Nolan was just a neighbor - the cute guy at the end of the hall. But now it felt like there was so much more which made you think that maybe Christmas isn’t so bad afterall.