Queen Cobra - chapter 4
Itâs ya pal back again with that snake Miraculous holder Alix fic! The memes are back with a vengeance
dedicated to @randomestfandoms - happy birthday my amazing awesome friend!!!!
Also on AO3 as usual
Late the next morning, Alix was awoken by Scoot yelling in her ear, âYOUR PHONE IS RINGING!â
She batted the stupid kwami away and turned over, not even bothering to open her eyes. âYeah, thatâs why I put it on silent, so I can be asleep and ignore it. Now go away.â
âBut itâs Adrien.â
Oh, well why didnât he say so first?! That was different! Maybe the poor kid was having a sad moment again and still refused to inconvenience Nino about it. She grabbed her phone off the table next to her and answered. âWhatâs up?â
âHey armrest, glad to hear youâre awake for once!â
Pffff, that wasnât Adrien. She finally opened her eyes and looked at the phone screen to see that the call was from Arch Nemesis #1, and that Scoot was cackling away just out of armâs reach. She made a throat-cutting motion at him, planning to flush him down the toilet later when she had woken up enough to actually get up, and turned her attention back to the phone call. âWhat do you want, Kim?â
âJust checking that you havenât forgotten about the noodle challenge later today.â
âOf course I havenât,â she lied, quickly glancing at the clock to check how much time she had left before that. One hour? Really? There was no way she was getting out of bed before then, not when Scoot had interrupted her sleep so cruelly. âActually I was thinking, can we postpone it untilââ
âThis is the third time weâve had to reschedule! Youâre not scared, are you?â
âOf course not!â she snapped. âThe other two times were because of akuma attacks, that wasnât my fault!â
âWell you canât use that excuse anymore, so if you donât turn up then Iâll assume Iâve won. Is that alright, armrest?â
âOhhh, fine. And stop calling me armrest.â
âSure. See you later, munchkin.â
He hung up before she could say anything else. The first thing she did was turn to Scoot and stick a finger up at him.
âIâll kill you in real life, Scoot.â
Scoot just chuckled and floated a little further away. âMaybe have another check of your phone! You got a message, too.â
Stuffing her murderous rage back down, she looked at her phone again. Sure enough, there was a message, and it was indeed from Adrien this time.
Can you please come over? Something weird just happened!
Oh, so he did need something after all. It was probably best to visit him as soon as possible.
But the noodle challenge⊠only an hour awayâŠ
Would she have time to go visit Adrien first? Whatever the issue was, it was probably far more important than some stupid challenge, but then again she had waited so long for the opportunity to legally beat up Kim with a foam pool noodleâŠ
Never mind. Adrien was counting on her. She would just have to be super quick, that was all. And for that, she needed the help ofâŠ
âScoot!â She leapt out of bed and ran over, but the silly kwami flew too high for her to reach. âGet over here, I need to transform.â
âOh really? Then what about your murderous threats earlier? Do you only keep me around because Iâm useful, Alix?â
âNo! Iâm⊠Iâm sorry for threatening to kill you. There, is that better?â
âHmm, a little bit.â Scoot floated a tad lower, though still too high to reach. âBut in any case I havenât eaten in at least a week. Iâd need food before I can transform.â
Oh come on, Scoot didnât need to eat! It wasnât like Queen Cobra ever used her special powers, unlike Ladybug and Rena. âI donât have time to give you food right now. You eat way too slowly.â
âThen I suppose youâll have to deal with Queen Cobra being woefully underpowered, wonât you?â
âI donât have time for this.â She sighed. âOkay, look. You can hide in my hat or pocket or something and Iâll take a dead mouse with me and you can eat it along the way. Is that fine?â
He finally came back down to eye level. âMuch better.â
âGood. But before we goâŠâ She grabbed him in her hand, causing him to let out a little squeak, and then headed off towards the bathroom with an evil grin on her face. âRevenge.â
âWhatâŠ? No, no, no! Youâre not flushing me down the toilet! NO!â
âRelax, dude, Iâm kidding. Iâm just gonna brush my teeth.â
Scoot shook himself free. âOh, thank goodnessâŠâ
They were at the front gates of the Agreste mansion around 25 minutes later. Alix had worn her civilian rollerskates to get there fast enough, and Scoot was currently in her pocket munching on the dead corpse of some unfortunate rodent. She rang the bell and was let in by Adrienâs glorified babysitter Nathalie â though on the condition that she took her skates off first.
By the time she actually got past all of the security and into Adrienâs room she only had 30 minutes left before the noodle challenge. Taking travel times into account, it was more like 15 minutes. Hopefully this wasnât going to take too long.
Adrien leapt to his feet with a piece of paper in hand and ran over. âAlix! Iâm so glad youâre here! UhâŠâ He stared very pointedly at Nathalie until she sighed and left the room, closing the door behind her. âOkay good, sheâs gone. Anyway, I just received this letter today, and itâs about the ring again. Take a look.â
Alix took the letter and skimmed over it. It seemed to be a letter from that annoying rich guy again, asking the same things as yesterday, the whole âoh hey can I have my ring back if you find it? Also donât tell anyone or put it on! This isnât suspicious!â
âIsnât this from that guy from yesterday?â she asked.
âNo, that was M. Durand. This is Durande, with an E. Another one of the people my father did business with.â
âReally? Another one?â All these boring rich people seemed exactly the same, right down to their surnames, almost like they were just lame palette swaps of one another with no real individual character or personality.
âItâs so strange,â Adrien said. âThis man says that the ring belongs to him. But so did M. Durand yesterday. One of them must be lying!â
âOr both,â Alix suggested.
âTrue! But then why do they want it so much?â
âBecause itâs the Cat Miraculous,â Scoot muttered from inside Alixâs pocket.
âBe quiet,â she said, giving him a poke. âJust eat your food.â
âSo what do we do?â Adrien asked.
âNo idea. Maybe have a look for the ring and then wear it yourself.â
His face lit up. âImagine if it really is the Cat Miraculous, though. Wouldnât that be so paw-some?â
Alix resisted the urge to smack him over the head. âIf it really is, then itâs probably best to give it back to Fu like a good, responsible child.â
âOh yes, of courseâŠâ
There was a knock at the door, and Nathalie entered again without waiting for a reply. âAdrien, thereâs another guest here to see you.â
âWho is it?â
âSomeone by the name of M. Durant.â
âNot another one!â He crossed his arms. âTell him Iâm busy. I donât want to see him.â
âHe is very persistent.â
âTell him I already know what he wants, and other people have already been asking me the same thing so heâs not getting it.â
Nathalie frowned, for a second looking as if she were about to ask what this was all about, but then resumed her usual neutral expression. âVery well.â With that, she turned and left once more.
âThis is getting out of hand,â Adrien said, looking worried. âIf my fatherâs ring really is something special, I donât want to give it to any of these people. But then what will they do? And anyway, I donât even know where the ring is!â
âWe need a metal detector,â Alix suggested.
âUm⊠but thereâs lots of metal things in this house. And the ring might not even be metal.â
âThen we need a wizard.â
He laughed, a very un-Adrien-like laugh that she was still unaccustomed to hearing. âYouâre not very good at taking things seriously, are you?â
Of course she wasnât. And that was why she was also very good at messing up. âSorry, Iâm justââ
âNo, I donât mind! I like it. Without Nino here, everythingâs serious again in my life.â He put a hand on her shoulder. âI need someone to share my bad puns with.â
Sincere heartfelt affection was also something she was unaccustomed to hearing â at least from people who werenât Jalil. Probably best to say something equally kind in return.
âUm⊠cool beans,â she said, finger-gunning at him. And then wanted to punch herself in the face. Luckily she was spared from further embarrassment by the entrance of Nathalie, yet again.
âM. Durant asked me to give you this,â she said, holding out a little envelope at Adrien. âHe claims that it is urgent, and extremely confidential.â
âThank you, Nathalie,â Adrien said, taking the letter, his smile vanishing. âHeâs gone now, right?â
âYes.â Nathalie began to leave, but turned back for a second at the door. âAdrien, if I may ask⊠what is going on?â
âUm⊠they all want money. People keep turning up saying they lent some to father and that he never gave it back, and nowâŠâ
âI see. Would you like me to double check the balances to make sure that no one is owed any money, and print the receipts for proof in case this happens again?â
He nodded. âYes please. That would be great. If itâs no trouble.â
âIt isnât.â She walked out of the room and closed the door. Adrien immediately let out a relieved breath.
âI donât know if she fell for that,â he admitted. âAnyway, I guess Iâll see whatâs in this new letter nowâŠâ
He tore it open and began reading it. Alix went up on tiptoes to look at it over his shoulder. It was handwritten and a little messy, almost as if the guy had written it on the spot outside the door. And it was not very friendly.
âThe ring rightfully belongs to me, and if I hear youâve given it to any other imposters that claim it, then there will be consequencesâŠâ Adrien read aloud, his face blanching. âEveryone wants this ring so much â I think this is a threat! What am I going to do?â
âUm, do you want a silly suggestion or a sensible suggestion?â
Despite his nervousness, he smiled a little. âSilly, please.â
âAlright. You should invite them all over and then lock them in the courtyard and tell them itâs a Hunger Games. Whoeverâs alive at the end gets to keep the ring.â
He giggled a little. âHow do you even come up with this stuff? Have you got any more silly ideas?â
âHmm⊠You could make it into a treasure hunt. Let them scour the house and whoever finds the ring gets to keep it. Also hide little chocolates everywhere to make it more fun. Or it could be a tournament! With like chess and jousting and stuff. And at the end they have to fight me.â
âYou just want an excuse to fight them, donât you?â
ââŠMaybe.â
âShe always wants an excuse to fight people,â Scoot said, still inside Alixâs pocket. âFor example, sheâs about 10 seconds away from ditching you to go fight her panther friend, soââ
âShush! Be quiet!â She slammed her hand over the pocket, hoping she was smothering him. âFirst of all, Kim isnât my friend. Second of all, Iâm not just ditching Adrien. Well, maybe a little bit. But not because I want to!â
âItâs alright, you can ditch me,â Adrien laughed. âI wouldnât want you to lose a challenge because of me! But um, before you go⊠what should I do now? Any advice?â
Alix tried to think of something sensible, but her brain was running blank. Ladybug and Rena were the ones who were good at being sensible. Not her.
âBe safe,â she said, internally cringing over how clichĂ© that sounded. âIf this ring thing is so serious that people are threatening you over it, you should probably stay inside the house. At least until I think of something better and get back to you.â
His face fell. âAre you sure?â
âYes. It might be dangerous for you outside and Iâm not having you getting kidnapped and ransomed or anything, thatâs such a stereotypical rich-kid-thing to happen and itâs also really lame and probably not very fun. So stay here for now.â
âYouâre keeping me inside indefinitely?!â
âNot indefinitely! JustâŠâ She glanced at her watch. âLook, I really have to go. Maybe have a look for the ring while youâre here. See you later, okay?â
Seeing the hurt expression on his face was hitting her with a rather annoying sense of guilt, so she quickly turned away and headed out of the door. What was so bad about being stuck inside for a while, anyway? Even as an outdoorsy person, Alix got grounded all the time and she was easily used to it. It wasnât the end of the world. Being murdered over some stupid ring? Now that would be the end of the world.
Once outside of the mansion and out onto the street, she found an empty spot and let Scoot out of her pocket. âDude, youâve finished eating, right?â
âI have indeed,â Scoot replied. âAll that remains in your pocket is the skeleton.â
âEw, that is disgusting, you little traitor. I know perfectly well you can eat the skeleton too. It should be skele-gone.â
Scoot glared at her. âYou have been hanging out with Adrien too much lately.â
âWell someoneâs gotta. Anyway, thereâs no way I can make it in time unless I transform, and Iâm not passing up the chance to kill Kim â uh, I mean, defeating him in a way that definitely does not involve death. Scoot, form Voltron!â
With a flash she transformed into Queen Cobra and skated away.
One satisfying victory later, Alix rollerskated into Fuâs room with sunglasses on and her winnerâs prize of a can of Red Bull in hand. âGrandpa, youâre not gonna fricking believe thisââ
She stopped dead when she saw that Fu was already with someone. And not just anyone.
âAdrien! What the hell are you doing here?! I told you to stay at home!â
He was sitting there opposite Fu, having a cup of tea, listening to Wayzz pattering around on the phonograph. Looking up at her sheepishly, he said, âI, um, really donât like being kept inside.â
She lifted up her sunglasses to glare at him properly. âBut this is for your safety!â
âThatâs the exact thing my father told me when he kept me locked inside the house before I was allowed to come to schoolâŠâ
Oh. Oh. Of course. The years of isolation that Adrien had suffered. How could she have forgotten about that?
âAlright, fair enough,â she said, though still slightly annoyed at the fact that even real threats could not make this boy care for his own safety. âBut next time you leave the house alone, take that massive bodyguard of yours with you.â
âI did. Heâs waiting in the car down the street.â
âWell, I guess thatâs better than nothingâŠâ She skated forwards and sat down with a thump, leaning on the table in front of her. âSo, why are you here?â
âI told Master Fu whatâs going on.â
Oh, good. That was exactly what Alix had come here to do too. Scoot whizzed out of her pocket and started being annoying, as usual.
âMaster, please tell this imbecile what the Cat Miraculous looks like!â
Fu smiled, taking a long sip of his tea, before putting it down and replying. âBlack with a green paw print on it.â
âBut â butââ
âOf course, that is only when it is actively being used by a hero. Otherwise it takes the appearance of a perfectly ordinary silver ring.â
âAHA!â Scoot flew back and punched Alixâs arm. âI told you so! I told you so!â
âYeah, well I told you so too,â she said, pushing him away. âI wasnât wrong about it being black and green, was I?â
âSo my fatherâs ring really is the Cat Miraculous?â Adrien said, his eyes lighting up.
âThat seems likely,â Fu answered. âThat would explain why so many people want it, and would also explain why Hawk Moth wanted Ladybugâs Miraculous so much. Those two Miraculouses combined give the wearer power like no other.â
âYou mean like time travel kinda power?â Alix asked, thinking back to her birthday. If only she could go back in time and just â !
âPossibly, if that is what the wearer wanted. But its power comes with terrible consequences. Adrien, you cannot let anyone get hold of that ring. You must search for it and bring it to me.â
Adrien nodded. âIâll⊠Iâll try. But then what do I tell everyone who wanted it? How did they even know about it?â
âI do not know. Perhaps your father was bribing them to keep quiet about it, and now with him in jail, they are taking their revenge. Take care, Adrien.â
He sank down, his shoulders drooping. âSo I have to take my bodyguard everywhere I go now? To protect me?â
Alix gave him a poke in the arm. âNope. You could always take your awesome superpowered friend with you instead.â
He smiled at her. âThank you, Alix.â
âNo problem. If I see Ladybug and Rena again Iâll ask them to keep a lookout for you too, if you want.â
âThat would be great.â
The thought of Ladybug and Rena Rouge gave her a pang of, well, something. Was she missing them? Surely not! She hadnât even known them that well, had she? Not well enough to miss them!
But certainly well enough to trust them. It had always been nice having them around, and now she never knew when she was next going to see them, if at all. If only she knew who they were as civilians â then maybe she could actually hang out with them more often!
Adrien put his empty cup on the table. âThank you for the tea, Master Fu, it was much needed. I suppose Iâll go back and start searching for that ring nowâŠâ
âGood luck,â Fu replied.
âThanks.â He stood up to leave. âHey, um, Alix? Do you want to come along?â
âWhy?â she asked. âYou donât need a superheroâs powers to help you search for some random ring.â
âNo, I meant, it would just be more fun with a friend, I guess⊠and Iâve got loads of video games, so if we get bored, we couldâŠâ
Wait, he actually wanted to hang out with her? In his spare time? When he technically didnât need to? But that just⊠that just didnât happen. Marinette only ever invited her over to participate in her zany over-the-top schemes, same with Alya, MylĂšne only ever wanted homework help, Kim only challenged her to stupid stuffâŠ
They only ever spoke to her because they needed her for something. She had assumed that was the same with Adrien too. He was only hanging out with her because she was Queen Cobra, and he needed her help.
But thisâŠ
He didnât need her around right now. He just wanted her around. And not as Queen Cobra, but as Alix.
âHeck yeah!â she said, leaping to her feet so fast she almost slipped over in her skates. âLetâs go! Come on Scoot. See you later, ninja turtle!â
âYou too, solid snake!â Fu replied, waving at them as they left the room.
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