#me rn: 🤰🏻

[hischierswhore]

pregnancy insta au (c. pulisic)

i have tremendous baby fever right now. i couldn’t help myself 🥹

yourusername & cmpulisic

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yourusername you + me = three 🤰🏻💕

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cmpulisic we can’t wait to meet you, baby 🥹

pulifan5 this is not a drill, i repeat. this is NOT a drill❗️❗️❗️

masonmount so happy for you both🫶🏼

west.mckennie i call being the godfather

benchilwell it’s gonna be me

masonmount no. it’ll be me

tyler.adams you guys thought💀

cmpulisic guys, the baby isn’t even born yet

yourusername what if i said it’s none of you 🤨

y/n&chrisfan mom & dad living up to the name

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yourusername

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yourusername a lil bump-date 🧸

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sophiaaemelia i cant wait to meet the little one🥹

yourfan8 you cant beat the ‘mother’ allegations and i’m here for it tbh

cmpulisic you’re an amazing mama already🫶🏼

yourusername & you’re already an amazing daddy🥰

chris&y/nfan obsessed

pulifan5 can christian fight though?

masonmount no

cmpulisic ???

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cmpulisic & yourusername

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cmpulisic welcome home, baby pulisic 🧸🤍

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chelseafc congrats !!! 💙

usmnt newest member of the squad! congrats!

sophiaaemelia so happy for you both! cant wait to meet the little angel 🤍

masonmount 💙

benchilwell 💙💙

west.mckennie congratulations C & Y/n!

chris&y/nfan this pic🥹

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yourusername

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yourusername she gets her style from me 🥰

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yourusername thank you auntie sophiaaemelia for the outfit & slippers 🤍

sophiaaemelia anything for my favorite niece🫂

cmpulisic i should be offended, but look at her little slippers 🥹

pulifan9 awwww🥹🫶🏼

benchilwell she looks so cozy

masonmount she’s the most adorable baby i’ve ever seen in my life agghhh

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cmpulisic

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cmpulisic my girls 💕

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yourusername we love you so much🥹

pulifan6 im obsessed

y/nfan4 ya know… the road is look rlly nice rn

chris&y/nfan9 🥹🥹🥹

masonspulisic i’m not crying 🥲🥲

natisdelusional i have severe baby fever rn and it’s your fault

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[screampied]

Off anon, idc anymore. This full nelson with Sukuna??? I swear to god I’m so fucking stupid, I read it rn and I’m at work and I don’t know how the hell I’m supposed to go back to work. My rose toy better be charged when I be back home 🤨 No but fr this is so???? So fucking good I’m crying, the dirty talk??? 🤤 And let me tell you, I just know for a fact that Sukuna got praise kink, this “praise me more” went straight to my pussy 🤰🏻 So to whoever requested this, thank you so much, and THANK YOU 🫵🏻 vegas, your pussy needs to be eaten every fucking day, shit made me feral I swear

AAAAAEERRRFFG omg baby i’m so glad u liked it 😭😭😭🙆‍♀️🤍 i was like half asleep last night so i hope i wrote both requests welllllll.

the rose toy PLEASE. i hope it’s changed too <3

HEHEH YOU ARE SO SWEET, this was so lovely to wake up to this made my day sooooo much better (the day just started) I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH 🤍🤍💆‍♀️ thank you thank YOUUUU.

[anantaru]

YORU LOOK AT THIS SCARA ART

if weekly boss why so hot

i need him and i need him rn 🤰🏻 i‘d fuck his boss form whenever he wants me to

[notsoattractivearenti]

ANNIE WAKE UP! YOUR HUSBAND IS IN THE GAME RN!!! 😋🤭🤰🏻😍

anon thanks for letting me know!!! 🥰🥰 but i couldn’t watch my husband cuz i have an early flight to catch so i’ll watch it later! 🥹

[kitten4sannie]

here’s the whore stash i had saved for u + one cute one of sans pretty smile 🌸😊 look at his boobies tho😭😭😭

yunho represents how i'm feeling rn SSJKSHJSHKDS god you're such a lifesaver bestie holy shit 😭 yeo's arms still shock me??? like i just need him to put me in a chokehold real quick ✋🏼 and san....i just...🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻 no but his smile tho ;; so precious and not his boobies PLEASEE 💀💀

[ncteez]

hi hello i just read your drippin' one shot and OMG???? YOU ATE FR

i can't stop thinking about it and i'm blushing so hard rn. jeno being the one calling the shots got me like🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻

hi omg thank you so much 😭😭😭 i def centered jeno in that fic and also i want his money sooooo….

fr thank you tho 🥹

[thedarkestgreys]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity!!

tysm friend! 💕

1) ao3 email alerts. no matter what kind. pure serotonin. 💌

2) watching the toddlers pretend to play the piano like Bowser does in the Peaches music video while scream-singing the song with them. 🍑🎹

3) the halloween themed christmas wreath my mom is making me rn. it’ll match our all black christmas tree perfectly. 🎃👻

4) being an aunt. 🤰🏻👶🏼👩🏼👩🏼 (we got another one on the way this year!)

5) lemon crème oreos. 🍋

[thiziri]

This is me rn looking at Tim's pictures and listening to him speaking 🤰🏻🥵🙃

[novacqnes]

“he wanted to fuck you. jesus y/n….the guy was practically frothing at the mouth the entire time and i had to sit there and watch it.” ellie seethed. she placed each of her arms on the opposite of your body, caging you in as her body stood firm against you. thus with every movement, no matter how minuscule you were able to feel the muscles that lay under ellie’s heavy suit. each one molding against you just perfectly.

THAT PART?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! god i am VERY much turned on rn it’s going insane down there alright🧍🏻‍♀️YOU are purely genius istg what do i need to do cuz i think thanking you for this masterpiece is not enough 🛐 ellie’s a dilf fr (detective i’d like to fuck) also all my homies hate phillip grant🖕seriously, i love you for this. thank you SO much. i wish you, a very pleasant life 🫶 reading this + listening to lana del rey is top tier ‼️ i would LOVE if u write more of these detective wives cuz it is now my fav trope ❤️ be gay, serve justice 🏳️‍🌈

also, i think i’m pregnant 🤰🏻

THANK YOUUU SM🤍🤍!!! This ask got me squealing & kicking my feet in bed. I’ve tapped into a part of brain that’s been deprived of dilf ellie. Which is why I need to write more she deserves it.

[phagvision]

I felt the same way as you. Literally didn’t sleep all night every day. And now I STRUGGLE WITH EVERYTHINGGG BC of this 🤦‍♀️ Also omg I didn’t mean it like that 😭 I just usually put my laptop to charge and then think “ok I’ll just lay in my bed while my laptop is charging and this time I won’t fall asleep and watch this fawkingg Abe movie” AND THEN I FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP at 6am but I don’t feel like doing anything in the morning so 😑🤨 I actually watched Waiting for Anya a few months ago and I think it was pretty good, I also like WW2 movies soo yeah. Also idk clash Royale’s lore LWJDIWN I just like strategy games 😭

OK ANyway good night and sorry for bothering you with these asksss 😂😳🙏

IM CRYINGGGG RN MY BAD, I JUST ASSUMED U WERE LIKE "FAWK DIS BORING AHH MOVIE MAN..THIS IS THE LAST TIME ILL TRY TO WHATCH THIS SHIT" even if u didn't meant like that I was laughing hardd at what you said SORRY WHDJEBHXIMJS2BKEBD

I remember war movies in general used to be my thing growing up cause my older brother used to put it ALLL the time for us to watch together, he was also the one who made me watch TWD and shit, so my mom used to fight me a lot.. cause I was too young to watch that type of stuff, SHIT

I was around 6 years old NO WONDER IM FAWKED UP IN DA HEAD 😹

I really thought Clash Royale had some lore?@&' oh my gawddd because of all the hype it gets, Now..I'm curious, someday I might download to see what this is all about but I'm just not good at these type of games so idk if I will last that long..#pray4me

Usually I might come off as harsh that I intend to, but tbh..is just my way of typing stuff I guess. I get why it might sound like I am annoyed but I'm just brazilian ajdusmsjebr so if I sounded off I'M NAWT..REALLY. I would have said so if I did, but it's all cool and you really sweet as well anon 🤰🏻

It's not YOU... it's me..

[brrrkdslek]

THAT SAN THOUGHT JUST UNLOCKED A NEW KINK IN ME??? THE MAN IS SOBBING AS IF HE ISN’T POUNDING INTO ME🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️AND THE “please don’t leave me” GOOD LORDNEJKCKSKCJWJ I NEED A LONGER DRABBLE OR FIC OF THAT PLEASE

BROOO FR⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️I WROTE THIS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AND IM😭😭😭😭 ANYWAYS IM ACTUALLY WORKING ON A SAN FIC RN AND SHEJDJDJDJDJDJDJ UR GONNA LOVE IT IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONE LMFAOOO🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻

[iloveezab]

blue hair zab hits different😮‍💨😮‍💨

[becca-e-barnes]

Good morning , I’m going a little stupid for dilf!Bucky for quite some days now and I don’t know what will be the consequences for my hormones !

That’s all ! Have a great day 😆

This is so ominous!! Please don’t get knocked up 😂 hope you have a great day too honey! I’m going team building with work ��

[letterstotheflre]

okay so i’m halfway through the first season right and idk how to feel about karen bc i liked her and everything she had to say in the punisher and rn she seems like chill? ig i’ll see yk. i’m genuinely wondering bc i don’t wanna search it up bc that’s a bad habit of mine lmfao but do foggy and karen not end up together in some way??? like does it just not happen??? bc ik at some point she has this like kinda unspoken thing with frank even tho she’s like chasing matt idk idk but the way they set them up from episode two and on i was like??? are they not gonna bang

and like i said this before but i don’t think you understand how badly i wanna be railed by matt murdock wearing that fucking black suit bro the way i drool when i see it and that dumpy i stg. THE WAY HE KISSED CLAIRE IN EP FIVE BRO 🤰🏻 and also his voice is just 😵‍💫😵‍💫 the way i wanna be some petty criminal he stops in the middle of the night only to somehow end up fucking while he talks to me all condescending and shit bro akajsndndkajsjd

okay okay i’m done😭 but also tell me how i knew vanessa was vanessa the second i saw her😭 fisk is a simp highkey

the foggy/karen plot line was just a thing of those couple first episodes so don’t worry. i kinda hated it cause it felt like it was a pity date from karen to foggy yk?? and the thing with karen is that she always butts her nose in other people’s business, and it’s so fucking annoying. she is also always pushing people to do things that they don’t want to do! and not in an encouraging, trying-to-make-you-a-better-person way. it’s always to benefit her or get what she wants. i hate her.

MATT’S VOICE IS SO SOOTHING 😵‍💫 i could listen to him talk for hours. ugh just imagine that voice praising you and calling you a good girl in your ear while he fucks you into the mattress 😵‍💫 nono wait, you are some sort of criminal?? (not really, more like a frenemy of daredevil) and him fucking you against an alleyway wall because you two were fighting and whispering “not so brave now, huh?” in your ear while he chokes you and grinds into you 😵‍💫 WAIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE VERY OBVIOUS CHOKING KINK THIS MAN HAS?!?!

[taixju]

i should be studying rn… but i really can’t help but think ab what that 🪱 anon said. 😭😭😭

i really do think taiju is the kind of man to get turned on when you have an attitude with him— like in all reality, he’ll just use it as an excuse to “fuck the attitude out of you.”

he’s the type to have a hand at his neck while you yell at him, three fingers slowly loosening his tie as his jaw is slack— wet tongue running along his bottom lip.

“mhm,” he nods with a grin as he stands by the counter. “what else do you think i am?”

“sometimes, you can be so fucking lazy and inattentive!” you turn your back to him this time, your body instinctively making gestures to emphasize your words. “that’s what you fucking are!”

“say it to my face this time if you have the balls.”

and without a second thought, it was challenge accepted.

“yeah?” you turn back around, making an attempt to get into his face. “you-”

“you know that’s not you,” taiju abruptly seizes your jaw, bringing his head to the side of your face to speak low in your ear. “keep acting like you got no sense…”

his other hand grabs one of yours, bringing it to the front of his pants. “i’ll fuck it back into you at this point.”

with your palm over his warm bulge alone, you forget what you were even mad about in the first place.

happy 1k again! 🎁❤️💚

🚨 I. Am. Screaming. 🚨

“He’s the type to have a hand at his neck while you yell at him, three fingers listening his tie as his jaw is slack — wet tongue running across his bottom lip.” 🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻 THE WAY I CAN LITERALLY PICTURE THIS IN MY BRAIN AND IT HAS MY LEGS TWITCHING!!! JEN????? SHOULD I DRAW THIS? SHOILD I BRING THIS IMAGE TO LIFE? Literally this man can ruin me and I’d say thank you 🧍🏻‍♀️Hed probably make you grab the kitchen counter as he rips your panties off — Keep your hands there. Don’t fucking move.