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thegreatyin · 5 months

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i love how roughly 2 hours into zwillingstürme the most screentime ebenholz has gotten so far has consisted entirely of him being 1) actively miserable and 2) actively suicidal. this is slash gen btw. i love it when my favorite blorbos just go through the absolute fucking wringer to end all wringers

#ebenholz's life is 2 million years in the pit of eternal agony and then 1 month of being on antipsychotics #then it's right back to the agony pit for that guy #yin-thoughts #arknights #it's interesting to me at this point that eben'z unironic response to a lot of Deeply Fucked Situations is maybe i should simply die #like. he did it in LE too. it's not just cause he's having a shitty week during zwillingstürme. this is just a consistent character thing #he's so fucked up. i love my fucked up little goat. i love him so much #he probably needs to see a licensed professional like fifteen yesterdays ago. unfortunately im not sure terra has therapy

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shipsarebeautiful · 1 year

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Quick disclaimer, I’m going to talk about an NSFW topic, so if you’re not into that please scroll away now!

But, with that out of the way, here’s my Thoughts on a Thing. So, call me crazy, but I’ve been thinking about this topic for a while and after recent events I’ve come to a logical conclusion.

SHMK should, and I cannot stress enough how genuinely I mean this, have gay sex for plot reasons. Here me out!

Shu has IMMENSE issues with repression, and he always has done because of the environment he was raised in, and while he’s worked through a fair amount of those issues by now one glaring thing that still remains is how averse he is to anything sexual. There’s an entire story dedicated to exploring this aspect of his character (Astrae’s Atelier)! One part of that story is that someone from his school in Paris who is distinctly not averse to sexual stuff at all becomes very interested in Shu, to the point where they leave drawings of nude models and even porn magazines in his room to try and convince him that sexual things are normal (surprise surprise, it doesn’t really work). Kuro even finds out about this and brings it’s up again later on in the timeline, to which Shu is still clearly uncomfortable with it.

Mika on the other hand isn’t sexually repressed at all, much like the fan from Paris, and we know how openly horny he is all the time. But above his honrniess is his absolute loyalty. He would never do anything to harm Shu and would do everything to protect him and make him happy, recently including even digging up a grave to confirm or deny the reality of a story that Mika knew Shu wouldn’t like the ending of. He also still really struggles with comprehending how important he is to Shu, being willing to sacrifice himself in every way possible for the sake of Shu’s happiness without realising how that self-sacrificial nature is exactly what’s hurting Shu, and is incredibly insecure about himself and his abilities.

Them having sex is, I believe, genuinely going to be SO helpful for both of them. Because with the way Shu is Mika would be forced to realise how important he is to Shu since there’s no way he would do such an act with just anyone, and Shu would have to realise that sex isn’t the shameful act he’s always thought it to be and can be just another way to show someone how much you love them. On top of that, the act itself is inherently supposed to be one of mutual pleasure, it puts them on completely equal playing fields no matter how much they may want to value the other more than themselves.

Both of these characters are adults at this point in the timeline so it wouldn’t exactly be taboo to talk about such a thing, especially since sexual themes have come up in Enstars before though they’ve never truly been explored. And on top of that, since it’s now implied that they’re canonically together, it’s the type of topic that would be completely natural to explore with these two since sex is a normal thing in most romantic relationships.

And I’m saying all this as an asexual btw, so it’s not as if I’m just looking for excuses to sexualise the two because that’s not what this is about at all. I just whole-heartedly believe that it would actually be beneficial both to their relationship and to their personal development, and that this is something that can and frankly, in my opinion, should be explored in their future stories.

I SWEAR I’M NOT DELUSIONAL HERE, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

#enstars #shumika #itsuki shu #kagehira mika #sab actually posts #fun fact btw: aside the last two paragraphs this is almost word for word copy/pasted from a rant to my girlfriend in discord DM’s #but anyway! yeah #that’s my rant for today #I know that we as a collective group of Enstarries often joke about how maintenance is just sex #and while it’s not really canon (as far as I’m aware at least) I don’t doubt that serveral cast members in-universe genuinely believe that #(see my tier list in that exact topic that I posted yesterday)#but for as many jokes that get made we know at the end of the day that’s not what actually happens #but I unironically think it should happen #let me know your thoughts on this! I’m really interested to see how other people react to this #am I gonna start a shmk gay sex revolution or will I just look insane? we will find out

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steelycunt · 2 years

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everyone get up and make some noise for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!! we're losing our minds over here for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!!

#sorry i uhh. wrote this yesterday and just have not been able to stop thinking about it since so you guys had to see it #google vivienne westwood two cowboys shirt you know the one i mean xx the famous one from SEX xx #unironically this scene went from being kind of difficult to get through to housing my favourite paragraph ive written so far. all because #of sirius black's gay cowboy shirt. also pretentious vaggio reference because well this is remus' pov after all and i have spent #the last few weeks poring over the caravaggio art book i got for christmas i love it sooo much xx #hes done like. 8 john the baptist paintings but theres a few specific ones that really. give me the vibes im going for with sirius' arms xx #he's sooo. well maybe i get it is all im saying #this fic is just. sirius' gay little outfits and descriptions of all the different mugs remus owns and lots of flat kitchens #it is also just. remus having the worst ever time of his life emotionally physically financially and then sirius. sitting next to him #engaging in the sluttiest behaviour you could possibly imagine and having a little smoke #tonight they are in james' kitchen xx he has cooked them all a chicken jalfrezi xx #my fic #snippet #r/s #tsah

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pretend-pretend-vampire · 2 days

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it's getting to the point where I'm going to be buying the things I'll be using year-round soon. please enable my spookiness

#text #unironically I use my halloween shit all the time #even my slightly shitty plastic goblets #my mum got me a ghost mug yesterday it's so CUTE

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i-hate-edward-cullen-3000 · 2 years

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gael garcia bernal thats it thats the post

#please his EYES???#and his stupid teeth #his fucking nose are you kidding me #hes so PRETTY #reactivated my fucking tw*tter account for him thats the real tragedy here #been on a little movie spree with every movie hes ever been in yes i have a little bit of a problem #side note: someone add quiero que me quieras to spotify i swear i will listen to it on repeat for at least three hours a day im #im unironically obsessed with that song please im begging #gael garcia bernal #wwbn #werewolf by night #jack russell #HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT HIS VOICE???#HELLO ?????#watches vidas privadas yesterday ms carmen believe me i understand #hhnhnnnnngnnggghghngng #HELLO I CAME BACK TO EDIT TAGS BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT THE MAN IS LIKE 5 FT 7 #HES SO SMALL I LOVE HIM HHDSHKHLSKFAEHF

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elftwink · 1 year

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I graduated again but I came home and took a nap immediately so you're only hearing about it today but I still wanted to brag about it. so now I have two bachelor of art degrees and most importantly the fucking summer off. God bless

#good idea generator #yesterday at dinner my family was bugging me about work #first of all its literally not even been a day. or it hadnt. second of all I HAVE A JOB???#you want me to start a job hunt?? while employed at a place i like??? IN THIS ECONOMY??#but that aside. yay im done!! now i have to find other things to fill my time ig #also i am going to rb my fic again. unironically almost more proud of that than the degrees #well. ok not really. but also yes. its a different kind of pride #im proud i finished something that was a personal project w/o a deadline #more because its symbolic that i can actually do personal projects than anything else

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widevibratobitch · 4 months

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#logging in just to complain about my fucked up mental issues and logging right off again lol #i thought yesterday i was really feeling good but turns out i was just totally dissociated like i genuinely was completely out of it lol #its kinda creepy. like zero thoughts head empty but not in a good way. i hate when this happens cause i dont really know what to think of it #anyway. guess who's suicidal again lol&lmao #only now i feel like an idiot because ive been feeling like this for what like. 10 years now? and i still havent done it #which just makes me look like a bitch. i should either commit or just shut up about it.#unironically one of the most important things stopping me from doing it is the fact that my flat's in a constant fucking mess.#and id hate for smn to have to tidy all this shit up. that would just be such a mean and inconsiderate thing to do to leave it all like that #anyway.

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frankenfartstein · 5 months

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who up flying over they cuckoo’s nest rn

#me…#i’m unironically starting to fixate. .#i was listening to mcr yesterday. thought of the guys…#embarrassing..#my lit teacher … what have u done to me !!!!!#ky speaks

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allysah · 6 months

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shoutout to the entire history department at my school. they’re fr my ogs :3

#my life #specifically the one who spoke 10 minutes to me about gettysburg + god and generals (autism pilled) i love him #he showed me a picture he took of fucked up little sorrel #which is funny because his wife (who is also a history teacher at the middle school) showed me the same exact thing yesterday #unironically best friends with literally all of them (one is my actual adopted not actually but basically genuinely adopted dad)

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wingsofhcpe · 6 months

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one of those fifty things was a classist af post about how fanfic writers can't actually write for shit, yes all of them apparently bc they aren't educated in proper literary devices or whatever.

are you fucking hearing yourself

#idk man but seeing that after writing fic for 11 years in a language that's not my native one & evolving ON MY ABSOLUTE OWN and then-#-going as far as to study literature now that i have the chance & finally gain enough confidence in my skills to start working on-#-my own original work after years of daydreaming about it just to read THAT from a posh spoiled bitch really fuckin' felt like a kick to the #-balls that i do not possess #like fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU #among other things like being fully purposefully deadnamed AGAIN today after yesterday's family fiasco #and getting swamped by fifty fuckin academic tasks left and right #AND a constant bombardment of imagss of mulilated children in posts with notes full of zionists excusing said massacre #and then THIS fuckin post abt fic writers or whatever #i cant take it seriously im at my fuckin limit but Unironically I'm about to start crying out of sheer anger and fury #i dont like feeling so angry. i hate it and it makes me feel like a monster but i cant DO this shit anymore #it's only Tuesday and i have less than 1% drive left for the week what the fuck #tw vent #maybe delete later idk

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im-pandora-i-promise · 8 months

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yo you guys somebody thinks im a good gimmick blog this is a revelation

people think im eligible to give advice bro thats so crazy

#pandora sucks #the first day as a gimmick blog #i was like genuinely so worried what the others would think of me #like i was like #do they all hate me #does everybody actually secretly want me dead #does every single one of them unironically think im the most annoying person alive #should i go find a hole to die in #and then i got over it and was like #this is literally just a silly little community full of silly little people #so have fun #so thats my advice: don’t be afraid. honestly you can just do whatever #im typing this while in my drawing class #i should not be on my phone right now #my best friend watched three episodes of my little pony yesterday

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lightningelite · 10 months

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This is so stupid but I FINALLY FOUND MY FAVORITE TEDDY BEAR FROM WHEN I WAS A KID

#this might unironically be the happiest I’ve been all year #I still remember how I got him like it was yesterday #a substitute teacher I had in 2nd grade always did a thing at the end of the day where she’d pull out names to give gifts #& one time she bought a little abominable snowman with a scarf & Santa hat that I wanted so bad but #I didn’t get my name pulled as usual but this time I was so sad I started crying until she just gave him to me #I’m so sad I can’t remember her name she was so nice

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ilynpilled · 1 year

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damn ppl r truly getting insufferable about that poll like it was funny at first but now u all r kinda annoying

#it is NOT that serious #i got one annoying anon too yesterday like lmfaoo #telling me to eat glass and be normal trust its normal to like fiction with bad things im not 12 years old i fear #like being mad for the bit is fine but some of u r genuinely unironically seething likevahdhwj

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ragazza-paradiso · 2 years

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one thing that bothers me is when you tell people you’re a fan of eurovision and they just shit on it to you immediately. like if someone told you they had any hobby, like they follow F1 or they like knitting or they go climbing or they’re a big fan of jazz music or whatever else, no one would just instantly shit on it to that person knowing that they enjoy it and it brings them joy. so why do people constantly do this to me?? i’m really tired of awkwardly laughing and going haha yeah. next time i’m just going to ask them what they’re into and tell them it’s stupid too and they’re an idiot for enjoying it.

#this post comes off so dramatic but honestly this is so annoying #had a conversation with a ‘friend’ or i should say someone i knew a few years ago and i hadn’t seen in ages #he immediately said ‘i don’t believe anyone watches eurovision unironically’ while he’s talking to someone he knows is a esc fan #like firstly 180 million people watched last year they can’t all be watching it as a joke lol #and secondly i get it if it’s not your thing but it doesn’t cost anything to be nice or just switch the subject #this with many other things is just making me feel completely out of touch with like 90% of people now #yesterday i was on a really packed bus and there was a group of like 5 or 6 teenagers and none of them sat on seats next to each other #so when the bus got packed they were all sat next to strangers instead of their friends #which is so bizarre but i don’t know what’s cool anymore i guess #completely unrelated but yeah so much stuff is anti social and just miserable these days or at least i notice it more now #and btw i’m not someone who brings up esc constantly i honestly don’t talk to anyone irl about it apart from my sister and mum

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b0mblover · 5 months

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posting this here bc were moots everywhere else

i uh.

was requested to draw ed sheeran :D

THIS IS SUCH A WIN FOR ME HOLY SHIT.

someone actually thinks i can draw well enough to draw our lord and savior 😭 im gonna cry holy shit

IM HAVING ISSUES PROCESSING THIS

SOMEONE ACTUALLY THINKS IM THAT GOOD ENOUGH TO DRAW GOD

holy fuck this has given me such motivation