#melissa liveblogs percy jackson

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Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."

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BLACKJACK IS THE FIRST STRANGE THING PERCY SEES?? LIKE?? HIS DESTINED BEST FRIEND COME ON.

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Percy: I think we should get married.

Annabeth: you WHAT? You think we should what?

Percy: ...all right, show of hands-

Annabeth: OH MY GOD, WILL YOU NEVER LET THIS GO?

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Percy and Annabeth both not liking each other or trusting each other yet, but both defending each other as soon as someone else says something bad about them? Percabeth activated.

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Chiron’s like “Grover give us a second,” and Grover’s like “But if I take five steps away from that kid there is no telling what he might do.”

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Grover: How could I forget you guys, my best friends???

Annabeth: Because you were alone. *staring directly at Percy* It's easy to forget things when you're alone.

Percy: *staring back at her*

Grover: okay, well, now I'm starting to feel alone.

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Annabeth: ah yes, time to see if this is the hero I’ve been waiting for.

Percy: *takes a piss, flosses on a cliff, pets a lizard, takes a nap*

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I think Grover was completely losing it this episode. He was third wheeling off the fucking charts. Percy and Annabeth were both so EQUALLY sassy and rude and mean to each other I'm obsessed with how perfectly they fit together.

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Dude, Annabeth learning from Percy and refusing to leave him, and Hephaestus agreeing and rewarding her for it? Beautiful THE THEMES.

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You know Annabeth is kICKING herself for letting Percy trick her like that and she is NEVER going to forget it. She will be ready for any self sacrificing nonsense in the future.

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We really forget how little Nancy Bobofit was actually in the story just because of how much of the book Percy spends comparing her to monsters. He really really fucking hates her.

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Sally making a dream journal for Percy is probably the single most effective thing anyone is going to do in the fight against the Titans.

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Grover didn't eat enough garbage this episode.

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Poseidon's parenting is the equivalent of throwing your kid in the water until he learns to swim, keeping him trapped underwater until he realizes he can breathe.

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FOUR PEARLS. BECAUSE POSEIDON LOVED AND STILL LOVES SALLY JACKSON I WILL CRY.

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Percy: We know who stole the lightning bolt!

Luke: ...you do?