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“Why? Are you about to come in your pants just from me grinding against you?” Andrew chuckled against Alex’s neck, “You’re so hot when you’re desperate.” He teased his boyfriend, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t enjoying this just as much. There was something so hot and so dirty about the way they moved together, and how their hard cocks pressed against one another even through the layers of clothing.
Andrew stopped moving against Alex, but kept the pressure against his hips present, “I’m not even touching you and you’re begging me to make you come like this. Should I? Or should I fuck it out of you?”
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litchisworld · 4 years
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worldsendgirlfriend · 3 years
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been mostly on twitter lately bc my qy memethread bload up and i now have double the followers i had before in less than a day
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gummybearklepto · 10 years
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Liam pursed his lips and tapped Russell's head. "More to save? Pffft," The man leaned back in his chair. "We'll fall apart without you, no one to make sure John gets a laugh for the day? There's as much to save of me as there is of you, silly."
“Hey, hey, watch the hair here. And the skull. Need that if you want to upload my conscience to TIM later.” Russell replied, trying, and perhaps sound a bit too stringed on making a joke. And his eyes fluttered shut again, breathing the air ; stringent, sterile, it was strange how overwhelming clean smelled like when you spent the better part of your time in the underground. You got used to things like dust and dirt and that kind of vague sense of oil from a subway track somewhere.
He’d be lying if he said he didn’t miss that right now.
He’d rather be back there, than here. Here felt too open, too exposed. As if someone might walk in and cut the both of them open for spare parts and experimentation.
At least most of the minds were quiet.
Or.
No, actually, he took that back.
That was fucking horrific.
And he opened his eyes again, turning slightly towards Liam. “There’s plenty of you that know, you know what I do, just as well. And it’s easy to make him laugh, just peg a tomato at him at an impromptu time. Really.” And he almost wanted to wave that bit of concern off. Young had managed without them before, it wasn’t pretty, and it wasn’t by and large good, but he was still waking around wasn’t he?
Some victories here.
Russell just wasn’t sure at the moment if he was worth the same. He was fodder, the relief, the backup plan, he wasn’t by his nature a leader or a hero. He couldn’t do anything specifically special, and dying for a friend seemed a reasonable way to go all things considered.
“Could you imagine if I wasn’t silly though? Oh wow, you’d all be so thrilled having three stick in the mud parents rather than just the pair and the annoying fairy godfather that gave you candies behind their backs. No one down there would ever get drunk without me. You’ll have to start distilling it yourselves. Actually ; no, John would probably kill me if I set up distillery in one of the closets.” 
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vocifera · 12 years
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I took this from the aion meme thread because its TOO TRUE
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⭐ (to Rian from Shiloh )
☆ - Knocking on their door at 3AM.
“Coming,” Rian called as he hear another knock on the door, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He hadn’t bothered putting on pants as it was, after all, the middle of the night. Whoever came knocking on the door could deal with it, at least he had a shirt on. 
Yawning, he looked through the peephole, surprised and worried as he saw the familiar face. He opened the door quickly, “Shiloh? Come in. Is everything okay?”
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♚ – simon & mercer
♚ - Pushing them into a wall and kissing them with passion.
Simon’s gasp quickly turned into a moan as Mercer pinned him to the wall. His fingers tangled in Mercer’s hair, the feeling of his boyfriend’s body pressed against his own nearly sending him into a frenzy.
“M-Mercer,” Simon panted between kisses, “Are you sure we should be doing this here?” Despite his words, Simon made no real attempt to push Mercer away, even encouraging him with a roll of his hips. They were still at HQ - probably the only ones left for the night. Simon had wanted to stick around to finish up some work, and of course, Mercer wanted to stay, too. Now he knew why.
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First - simon & mercer ( celeb au?? or spy au. )
first - our muses having their first time
“Are - are you sure?” Simon asked, his hands resting on Mercer’s belt. They were in Simon’s bedroom, having wound up there after a hesitant kiss had turned into touching and gasping, with hands slipping underneath shirts and lips trailing onto necks.
Simon had feelings for Mercer - he always had - which was why he wanted to make sure this wasn’t something they were just going to do once and never talk about again. 
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❀ - Pulling them into a tight embrace whilst crying. (Chris♥Simon)
“Chris, oh my God, what happened?” Simon wrapped his arms around the other man’s torso and held him tightly, his hands rubbing circles on his back. He hadn’t seen the other man like this before, the sight alone making him tear up himself.
“Hey, talk to me, Chris. What’s wrong?” Simon pulled away slightly to he could look into Chris’s eyes, a hand coming up to wipe away his tears.
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“You do?” Andrew smiled, keeping his voice soft. He wrapped an arm around Alex’s waist and kissed him back, soft and slow. His heart was fluttering in his chest, an overwhelming sense of love and happiness filling him. Pulling back from the kiss, he whispered, “Can you say it again, please?” @ofmusingsxandmayhem
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merboyxelliot · 9 years
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❦: Our muses find an abandoned bag of candy.
Send Me A Symbol For A Halloween Starter!
[ @sevendeliriums ] 
Elliot was sitting in the autumn air, tail curled up under him trying to adsorb the fractions of sunlight he could through the clouds as he played with a bag of something he’d found seemingly abandoned by a little collection of ashy wood. Perhaps the humans had a party and forgot it? It smelled like food, but felt like plastic, and he was puzzled, sniffing it.
“Cormacc,” Elliot said, the last part of the name still coming out more like a stuttered clicking noise than a proper human letter, “What do humans do with this?” And he held the bag up so maybe they could see it. 
“It smells like peanuts.” Elliot liked peanuts. 
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merboyxelliot · 9 years
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You can tell a lot about a person from their music. hit shuffle on your ipod, mp3 player, etc. & put the first 10 songs. one rule, no skipping! tag 10 people & pass it on!
tagged by; agent-amare
As One - Dropkick Murphys
Air Hostess - Busted
Trust Me I’m a Doctor - The Blizzards
Hundred - The Fray 
Zoom Into Me - Tokio Hotel 
Learning To Fall - Boys Like Girls 
Writing on the Walls - Underoath 
Let It Die - Foo Fighters
Here I Am (Come and Take Me) - The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Soundtrack 
Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day 
Tagging: errr, it’s late here, so whoever is still up or ... ?
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merboyxelliot · 9 years
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cosmicgazers: 
[ Cont from. ]
“What, you collecting laundry? Oh certainly never. Here I almost thought you meant being less than half dressed while doing it.” Elliot said, leaning on the wall really only wearing about three layers of cloths himself, but considerably more clothed anyway. “You want breakfast?” He said, nearly turning off the wall and out the door.
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merboyxelliot · 9 years
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‘ship !’
send ‘ship !’ for the following
Matt / Mattie:
whothrows things in a fight ? : … neither of them? They seem sort ofcalm, but I guess, Elliot might if it was something like a pillow andthe fight wasn’t that serious-serious. 
who goes to their parent’shouse for a weekend when things get bad ? : I guess Elliot, sinceMattie leaving his own house in their little universe doesn’t make asmuch sense in my head
who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ?if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? : Elliot would likechildren at some point, it’s wired into his biology, I’m unsure aboutMattie
who is more adverse to physical contact ? : at this stageof the relationship, probably Elliot. Mattie seems a lot more likelyto initiate it. 
who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? :maybe Mattie, in that verse Elliot isn’t really used to the conceptof neighbors being so prone to rural or sprawled out spaces
whohates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? : Well, I thinkif Mattie ever meet Elliot mother he’d dislike her. Which is normalfor most people. Um, since Mattie’s family is the other characters, Idon’t think Elliot’s much prone to hating them. 
who is mostlikely to leave when things get rough ? : they’re in an arrangedmarriage, neither of them have the option of leaving. So !
whothinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought? : I don’t think they’ve interacted enough to really get a goodgrasp on this one. They’re still kind of fluffing that out. 
whois more likely to cheat ? : Er, Elliot I guess given biologicalMer-things at this stage of the relationship. 
who is the moreexperienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? : I’m going to have to assumeElliot, if only because he sometimes substitutes eating people forhaving sex with them, and Mattie doesn’t need to do that to continuefunctional living 
who hates/dislikes their significant other’sfriends ? : neither of them?
who wants to go to social gatheringsthe most ? : Mattie, probably. 
who is most likely to be dishonest? : I dunno, maybe Mattie if he’s done something embarrassing and istrying to hide the evidence from Elliot  
who is more emotionallyclosed off ? how does this affect their partner ? : I think rightnow, Elliot’s probably more emotionally closed off, I can see Mattietrying, but Elliot’s just so afraid and nervous and not as used tobeing around people in the capacity they’re currently set up in, intheir verse, so it’ll take some nudging at the moment to get him tocrack.  
who is the dessert person ? : Mattie. 
who is moreconservative ? : I don’t think either of them are that conservative (also the context of this question could change the answer so ??? ) 
who hates/dislikes oral sex ? :… well since he’s a fish part of the time, Elliot does find it abit weird. If only because it’s not really a super practical and / oras functional of a thing to do well under water.
Julian: 
whothrows things in a fight ? : Elliot would be more prone to,certainly. 
who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend whenthings get bad ? : Things haven’t really been too bad for them, but Ican see Elliot popping out for a little while in order to get moreself-time or Mer-time or something if he felt like he needed to bealone or with his other species a bit. 
who wants to have children? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? :Elliot wants kids, I don’t think Julian’s apposed to having them ifthey happen given Elliot’s peculiar biological happenings andfunctions, but right now they just have Mara the dog, and that’sprobably like a child. 
who is more adverse to physical contact ?: neither of them. At all, ever. 
who hates/dislikes theirneighbors the most ? : I think they’re neighbors probably dislikethem, if they’re too noisey.  
who hates/dislikes theirsignificant other’s family ? : Julian, if only because they mightsteal Elliot away from him and they’re so touchy and etc. 
who ismost likely to leave when things get rough ? : I think it mightdepend on whatever it was they were fighting about. 
who thinkstheir partner turned out a different person than they thought ? : Ithink from the starting point, of them having initially interactedfrom a sex-based meme, I suppose Elliot has found Julian to be a lotmore accommodating of him than maybe originally perceived. 
who ismore likely to cheat ? : at this point, probably neither of them. 
who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? : er,Elliot I guess, but I could see Julian being more ‘experienced’ in anexperimental sort of way. 
who hates/dislikes their significantother’s friends ? : I don’t know about friends, but I know Elliotdislike’s Julian’s job, if that counts. 
who wants to go to socialgatherings the most ? : Julian. 
who is most likely to bedishonest ? : neither really, they’re both pretty open. 
who ismore emotionally closed off ? how does this affect their partner ? :at this point, I don’t think either of them are that closed off, butmaybe either of them about either alien or mer of hybrid thingsthey’re not sure how to share or talk about without being incrediblyawkward. 
who is the dessert person ? : Julian 
who is moreconservative ? : Julian, I think. 
who hates/dislikes oral sex ? :Elliot again, most probably.
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merboyxelliot · 9 years
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ELLIOT AND FELIX PLS
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OH FINE I WILL.
Felix is, well, he started out sort of a curiosity to Elliot, and I think the attachment on Elliot’s end has taken a bit longer to grow out, but he is attached to Felix now. Especially when he’s drunk. Felix might call him weird, but generally excuses it, and doesn’t ask too many questions most of the time, so Elliot feels really safe. Which Felix may or may not feel himself after that sex drabble meme takes place, since we are getting into spawn season now. Anyway, I feel that once Elliot and Felix actually have / had sex, Elliot’s going to want to touch him all the time. Felix is one of the people that just picks up smells, so that’s a bit annoying to him. And subconsciously it causes a frustration, but as long as Felix doesn’t mind Elliot touching him so much because of it, Elliot’s not really going to stop himself when he catches himself doing it.
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merboyxelliot · 9 years
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Julian and Elliot
Ah, sugarcube it was suppose to be for questions. 
But Elliot loves Julian very much, it’s almost borderline adoration at this point. He really is like a cat to him, it’s very deep and unconditional. And might maybe just want to curl up in his lap for half the day because he’s so warm, and smells so, so nice. 
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