#meowbeast

[exactly10meowingkittens]

Pop team epic,

POP team EPIC!!!!

[words-for-cat-bracket]

WFC S2 - ROUND 2 - WEEK 3 - 7 of 8

meowbeast (Alternian) vs ឆ្មា (Khmer)

info and propawganda under the cut!

meowbeast - no IPA

do it for her (Nepeta)

ឆ្មា (chmaa) /cʰmaː/

short and sweet. very fun to say. chma chma chma !!!

[visionaryparacosmos]

I <3 fanon troll words. Dirt noodles come out after it rains. My hatethrobber beats with the loathing i feel for you. Take the vertical transportation device up to the 13th floor.

[gothwizardmagic]

[=^w^=]

[splinteredstar]

Tinycat you are blocking the light

[eyencogneyeto-polls]

:( Well, we gotta do the age old question; is it Meowbeast or Purrbeast? :3

[artistic-generator]

Oh that is a creature indeed.

In Which I Agree With Alternian Cringe Collector

THE BEAST is very creature-core. sometimes when i’m on my laphusk he’ll try and bite the screen because i can only assume he wants to be the laphusk. THE BEAST yearns for the mines (troll minecraft)

[splinteredstar]

My cat does the same thing.

I think they breathe through their ears.

Hi Sam, can we please see Dearborn and Polk? Pretty please?

Of course! I have some videos of them queued up, but happy Thursday -- here's a rare majestic Dearborn Chicken Waffle...

And here's Polk napping as only she knows how to nap.

(Yes, I know cats pressing their heads is an issue, but I promise it's just her nose tucked into her paws, there's no pressure on her head and she's done this since she was a baby.)

[gratuitousauxiliatrix]

Besides Not All Of Us Needs To Become A Space Pirate Or Space Private Detective To Keep Ourselves Entertained

[tgcg]

playin around aka karkat doesnt know how to carry people instead of dragging them round like a corpse

TG: man you suck at this

TG: im the most unelevated dude in history right now

CG: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ENTIRE TORSO EXTENDS LIKE A FUCKING MEOWBEAST AT THE SOFTEST HINT OF UPHEAVAL!

TG: a real bro would accept my faults litheness and all

TG: not my fault im agile like a goddamn ballerina

TG: if lil newton got a load of this situation pre-apple exposure he wouldnt have needed that tree is all im sayin

CG: IF YOUR SPHINCTER OF A MOUTH WOULD STAY SHUT FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SECOND MAYBE MY BELEAGUERED FUCKING FRAME WOULDN'T FEEL SO INSANELY INUNDATED WITH THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

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TG: you gotta lift with your legs karkat

CG: HRAGHAJGRHRGJRHRRR.

TG: listen man your poise is all wrong

CG: LET ME FOCUS!!!

TG: the smokey bear of workplace safety would be losing his shit at your posture

CG: NO. NO. I GOT THIS.

TG: i guess if i really really wanted to look at the ceiling this would be cool

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TG: oh shit

CG: HYAAAAAAAG

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TG: pfffffhahahahaha

CG: PFFFF.

[exactly10meowingkittens]

what it feferi got to use a huge gun like Eridan or Jade .............

I LUV-ED this idea so much,,,,Thabk u thank u T)(ANK U!!! I HAD to do multiple sketches Dose the anatomy of this gun work? Probably not...is it funny though.....hopefully...838) ps. . Should I add more silly doodles to requests 38)

[maidofhearteditz]

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3833< Human skin ver since I forgor XP

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3833< Nepeta Lalonde(Roxy ways) sprite edit 4 me >3<

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[quadrantfanatic]

hi karkles i need advice

going to be cosplaying roxy for a convention and i wanna know what prop i should make for her:

a martini glass

vodka mutini plush

her riflekind specibus

HM.

I SUGGEST HER RIFLE.

THAT DUMBASS MEOWBEAST SHE HAS CAN BE PURCHASED I BELIEVE, SAME WITH A MARTINI GLASS.

[splinteredstar]

[birchbow]

Verato: Sssssolicit

There's all kinds of shit you want from her--but all you can think, sudden and terrible, is how your horns ache, how long it's been since you thought to run a tangleripper through your hair or polish your horns or even clean up your motherfucking paint. How motherfucking shameful good it would feel, to have her hands back on your horns, or gripping your hair to kiss you like she did before she pulled you in your room.

It's entirely motherfucking unwise, to let someone you know of so little take you apart for putting back together. But. You're so downright double-damned exhausted with being wise about shit. And she's tall and strong and slick like a motherfucker, and you only ever got hornt the fuck up for a motherfucker you thought you could fix, not. This.

And it's been so very motherfucking much, is all. Pupation, trying to find yourself ground in a ship your ancestor's staked out on a hundred invisible lines. Your whole messy situation with...brother Makara, and then his vanishing-away to yet another vicious pan-fuck.

You weren't there to give an eye for him, this time. You swing back and forward again on glad you couldn't and hating yourself for the thought. You should have been there to sacrifice for him again. You should have noticed the heretic flavor of Hanati's disrespect. You should have never caught diamonds for a troll who had a moirail, and you shouldn't be fucking thinking on him, now. Not now. You want Chayal so bad, and if you think too ungrateful you know you'll deserve when she's taken from you.

"Shit's been...hard, a minute or two," you admit, and it's an admission that wouldn't be not hardly anything for a shameless motherfucker like Gamzee--don't think on him, one-two-three--but it's all the bolder of a flirt you've got in you. She must know that, too, because when you look up her eyes are on you even harder somehow, dark and bright like a meowbeast stalking.

That look takes you dry in the mouth. Shivers you, sends you twisting a little under her hunting look to see some old and ancient prey drive tense your claws and the set of her shoulders, like she might set on you with her fangs if you break for it. Drives out the words, "...Any shit you could do. To ease me--it. Just for the day..."

You manage to spark surprise in her at that, startle and interest. "I took you to move slower," she says. Not like a judgement, just...amending at herself. "But you throw yourself to your convictions, don't you, brother?"

"Here for a good time, not a long time?" you offer, hopeful to amuse, and she grants you a soft laugh and then goes "Hmm," to herself. And then smiles, bright and terrible.

"Then trade me a secret," she says. "And we'll make sure that time is very good."

Verato: Tell her a secret...

==> ...about who you know ==>...about what you want ==> ...about who you were

[START OVER]

[absylphe]

If You Think That Is Exhausting The Eldest Is Turning 6 Sweeps The February After Next And The Next 3 Are Right On Her Heels Transforming Into Moody Pre-Teens (In The Earth Sense)

I Am Tired Every Night But I Manage

It Is Good That Trolls Their Age Are Mostly Self-Sufficient And Do Not Require The Same Helicopter Supervision That Human Children Do Though That Is Also Lonely In Its Own Way

Perhaps When I Am Done The Bread I Will Send You Some

Excuse my tone but...

SIX? GOING ON SEVEN? I do not envy you. That is exhausting to even think about.

You make my stomach growl describing the bread, Kanaya. Perhaps that is a sign to eat.

And I have, however he is a Little Shit! He prefers whatever I'm holding.