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Yandere Simulator syndrome: trying to improve something bad and ending up with something exactly as bad or worse

REAL REAL REAL EXACTLY!! every time this happens theres a small level of vindication i feel cuz like what did you THINK was gonna happen. GET REAL

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these rule actually. im glad my blog looks like old facebook for some reason

[mewgami]

:3c

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i joined tumblr three months after you don’t worry… you are not alone. also i downloaded it bc i had a crush on someone

oh my god we are five years old together… and god i can’t tell if that’s a cute reason to join or a hilarious reason to join. hellsite crushing

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Hi, Johann! How's your day been?

ive been chilling. its super hot (25c) so ive been pacing around my house and rotting in front of my fan all day. listening to music. watching minecraft videos rn wbu

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hi sie how are you it’s good to see you as always :)

hiihaii ros!! nice to see you too im chilling :] just got tickets to a convention wbu

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all the posts youve tagged as igsi have created SUCH an interesting portrait!!! if you ever want to talk about him, please take this as an invitation!!

sending this ask is like hand-feeding me crack cocaine. I WILL utilize this invitation i will tell you this man’s fucking life now. under the cut because this gets extremely long but tl;dr for anyone else: Igsi is my angry dog coded character who hates authority and will NOT respect gods (even though he ends up dating one)

OKAY so to start off. Igsivalitaq “Igsi” Anderson is a guy from my original story Ittuatuq and I’ve written a few things for it but I never actually wrote anything with him, though I should Really Change That. he’s one of the main antagonists in the second book/season (I section off Ittuatuq into books/seasons cuz im insane), but over time he becomes part of the main protagonist cast instead.

so, backstory: Igsi grew up in Iqaluit, Nunavut. He lives with his mother and father, but also an anthropologist named Roland Lawrence who’s lived there most of Igsi’s life(not important now but later), and as he grew up he started getting into trouble with authority, even at a young age. at first it started with petty domestic stuff, like acting out for attention at home or teasing classmates, but over time it started really escalating into getting into trouble with the law with crimes like theft, trespassing, underage drinking cuz of good ol undiagnosed mental illness. he specifically starts running into trouble with one RCMP officer in particular, Officer Nakasuk.

so, Igsi obviously starts to form a grudge against him, and he starts to repeatedly antagonize the Officer specifically. in turn, the Officer and Igsi’s parents set him up with the Officer’s mother, who we just call Mentor. the Mentor starts Igsi on a very spiritual path towards healing and also lowkey teaching him about being a whole ass angakkuq in the hopes that this makes him stop being such a troubled kid. and while Igsi does actually get very, very interested in traditional spirituality and does end up liking the mentor and wanting to be a full-fledged angakkuq, his troubles with the law still get worse.

this all REALLY comes to a head just after he turns 18. the night Igsi gets released after a gruelling inpatient treatment that really left him frustrated, he and the Officer really come to a head. theyre alone and it’s a dark winter so they’re really saying like the shittiest things possible. one thing leads to another, Officer Nakasuk threatens Igsi with a stun gun, Igsi’s frustrations of being treated like shit for his entire life for things he never got Actual help for while being consistently incarcerated by the people who have authority over him finally overflows, and… oops! Igsi utilizes his angakkuq power andddd the Officer is dead.

THIS is where the dog coding really kicks in because it’s like. oh my god, he killed a person. he has fought and injured people, yes, but he has never actually killed someone. and he’s an adult, there is no juvie waiting for him, its Real Prison, and while he has hated the Officer for breaking his community apart, he’s still law enforcement. this shit is going to ruin him. so… he runs! he runs away with practically zero preparation, into the very dangerous tundra wilderness in the dead of winter. and he essentially just becomes a stray dog, living on scraps while a part of him desperately wishes he could return home and curl up in the lap of his parents, but he KNOWS he can’t do that.

but at the same time he refuses to believe that what he did was wrong. that he’s done what should have been done long ago, that he DESERVED to bite the way he did, because goddamn it, he was horribly oppressed by a system that was created to subjugate people like him, and he will never be the boy he was again, and isnt that enough to prove it was worth it? its during this exile that he really feels dejected by the entire world, from controlling human society and uncaring spiritual society, that he’s like Fuck it, whatever happens to me, i dont care, i will never follow anyone’s orders ever again.

anyway. hes about to die in the tundra due to hypothermia (lmao) when he encounters a spirit made of flame. this spirit is a tuurngaq, an auxiliary spirit that angakkuit can bond their souls to and gain extraordinary power, named Paliq. Paliq is a whole other can of worms lol but essentially, the two of them have very similar ideals in regards to authority and being controlled, so they make a deal: they can bond, Paliq will keep Igsi warm and protect him from then on, but in return Igsi cannot treat Paliq like a regular tuurngaq and they must act like a team, not with no orders or subordinates. which Igsi is like okay yeah perfect.

this however does Not solve the fact that Igsi is wanted and also starving OOPS. so one way or another, Igsi ends up returning to Iqaluit, and obviously he’s fucking arrested. and while Igsi and Paliq are planning to find a way to escape and leave the country (its a terrible plan), guess what. it’s that fucking anthropologist in the beginning didn’t expect THAT. and he’s like Listen Igsi. youre a good man if a bit misguided. I can get you out of this situation to the best of my ability, but in return you have to tell me about what your mentor has taught you, and also tell me about your new friend. because turns out, while this anthropologist joined Igsi’s family to study poverty and culture in Inuit families, he ended up getting really obsessed with the “lost” art of traditional angakkuit so now he wants access to it.

Igsi agrees, the court proceedings go surprisingly well bc Lawrence has the money to provide Igsi with a good lawyer, and Igsi gets off with manslaughter. so he still does time but like, better than second degree. and while Igsi has obviously lost the trust from his Mentor for killing her son, he still has a lot of angakkuit knowledge that he starts to provide for Lawrence, and while Lawrence is very careful to make the whole transaction seem very equal bc they’ve known each other for so long and he knows Igsi’s deal with authority, he basically has Igsi on a leash and is using him as a working dog isnt that FUCKED. I love it.

this goes on until “present day” in the story (which actually takes place in 2030 cuz im insane), where Igsi is finally off of prison. and Lawrence is like hey I’ve got word from two reputable angakkuuk (the protagonist’s, Piqati’s, parents) that theres actually a super small hamlet in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where a living god resides and is basically a bastion for power and spirits. come with me and we can go there and you can basically do whatever the fuck you want there forever and i get to pursue my studies (unlimited power but Igsi doesn’t know that). and Igsi is like Fuck Yeah let’s go.

SO. NOW HES LOOSE. he enters Ittuatuq and immediately starts antagonizing the fuck out of everyone in there, but especially Piqati and his friends. WHICH IS INSANE. BC THEYRE 18 YEARS OLDS WHO ARE STILL IN SCHOOL and at this point Igsi is 24 it’s like. he’s beefing with high schoolers and he’s very pathetic about that. But what i reallyyyy wanna focus on is his interaction with a certain character: Airaq, the VERY beloved bear deity of Ittuatuq.

HIS DYNAMIC WITH AIRAQ IS SOOO. RRAUURAGH if you love dog coding and religious doubt then this is it this is the place. at first Igsi starts pursuing Airaq because he’s kind of very into the whole challenge of getting with a deity and the fact that Airaq seems so pure and beloved on the outside. so it starts out with very casual flings and hook ups, but over time as the plot moves on Igsi starts getting really attached to Airaq and it’s like. oh shit. now all of a sudden he feels himself getting wrapped around a god’s finger, instinctively doing what Airaq says (the whole fucking “call your dog off” dynamic), and oh god, is this going against his ideals? what does it mean that he’s falling in love with a god?

so yeah. dog metaphors, religious metaphors, and crazy insane power dynamics all about. also stupid crazy faggot sex but thats not what you asked for and i wont embarrass myself elaborating here LMAO.

OKAY THIS GOT VERY LONG. and i could honestly do this for hours but this is, believe it or not, just a brief overview of him and i barely even got into the main plot. if you or anyone who is reading this wants anything more specific then please feel free to ask and ill go even deeper. god i really need to actually start writing him cuz im obsessed with him genuinely.

thank you for asking this if you read all of this my dear mutual sworcerie im kissing you square on the lips (or just high fiving you if that’s cooler)

(btw heres him all drawn by my gf)

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Its scary that i joined tumblr before you

everyone always says this when they find out how late i joined tumblr. Do i really give off a vibe that I should’ve been here longer

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hi sie are you having fun smashing those two podcast characters together in ur head like they’re barbie dolls and you’re a six-year-old repressed lesbian. i hope you are 💕

IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

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what does yiik even MEANNNNN??!?!1 Yaoi is in knot???

no yeah you get it this is LITERALLY what yiik means. thats what the game is. yaoi is in knot ❤️

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milfself

milf/milfself is really killing me so i made this. thank you for bringing this to light

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Fancast question: who would you cast to play Inuk Avi in a live action adaptation of taz, and then who do you think could voice act as him? :)

Oh man, voice cast is EASILY Paul Nutarariaq. I really love his voice, a nice equal split between really chill and easily excitable. Nutarariaq be the Avi of my dreams. him speaking ! plus, a visual of him for funsies.

as for a live action fancast… man, i honestly really suck at applying real faces to characters! but as I’ve thought about it, im gonna have to steal Ipeelie Ootoova! while he could totally play Kuruk, i think he could also play someone as chill and goofy as my Inuk Avi… he certainly looks good in long hair. plus im biased, he’s from my hometown.

However, I think Ujarneq Fleischer would also be a good match! He’s very funny and so so silly. I loved him in Alanngut Killinganni and Minori! plus, look at his hairrrrr

(yes, Inuk Avi having long hair is very important to me, how could you tell?)

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WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

you know when an animal stares at you with big doe eyes like you’re about to hit them with your car

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Me 🤝 You

"I hope this character with an A name stays worse I like them more like this"

i hope our respective A name characters get worse and worse and worse. together <3

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iknow i say this every time you post your fics in yiikcord but ouh my god your writing is so good i jus reread your room was square andni started feeling physically sick and i mean that in the best way possible the descriptions are so uncomfortable and theyr eboth sooooo unwell and have so many Issues im obsessed . Thankvyou for your work

EEEEEEK!! ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO KNOW THAT YOU READ AND ENJOY MY FICS DIMA!!! especially that you reread this roralex one cuz ik roralex is not an unironic Favourite among yiikcord. but theyre just so fucking sickeningly fascinating to me and I’m very very glad that I could get that across!! it’s always such a huge compliment that i can make people feel sick or uncomfortable with my descriptions. ignore how weird that sounds. THANK YOU AGAIN DIMAAA 🫶🫶🫶

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I was listening to taz balance again & I completely fucking forgot about "his name is Elfis" fron the Pedals to the Metal arc chdvgg5g. But anyhow Johavi week is upon us!!

Elfis is such a good taz joke it always makes me laugh!! AND YESSS johann appreciation week is soon!! I really can’t wait 💖💖💖