#mike.txt

[growsgardengrows]

Thinking about. Mindlflayers being willing to put themselves in danger to protect their prosthetic bodies. V2 enraging when you punch her with her own arm, bowing and cracking her knuckles before fighting. The swordsmachine having an entire subculture based around it. The earthmover seemingly screaming in terror the moment it sees v1. V1 itself letting gabriel and the prime souls speak freely before and after fighting them, tossing a coin to the ferryman, naming skeletons. You won't get away this time. O mother of me. The terminals have grown bored. I'm losing my mcfucking mind

[roundtriptojupiter]

everyone suddenly getting hyped about r/place is. Hm. like, if i told you i wrote gullible on the ceiling, would you look up?

[mikemurdock]

HE WASN’T IN POSSESSION OF HIS MYSTICAL AMULET AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT

[fnaftm]

i finally got around to watching the fun facts video for web of lies and these two facts are absolutely everything you need to know about matpat i think

[hawkeyegender]

I cant believe alan alda isn't gay like I look at him and just see gay. we missed out on a great one

[woonwijken]

collection of things that are connected to me

The Glass Essay - Anne Carson / Boot Theory - Richard Siken / I Like To Collapse - Joseph Ceravolo / Cain - José Saramago / Suzanne - Leonard Cohen / Take Me to the River - Talking Heads / The Cold Song - Klaus Nomi /

[mikeasaurus]

Mike let's kill people together. Holds out my hand

grabs your hand and twirls my hair

[fazbearnights]

ive just discovered the existence of securitywaiter/dreamtheory

as a mike schmidt/security guard introject who’s been dating a matpat introject for like 2 years now, i am living my fucking dream

i thought it was impossible to see content of my relationship. i was wrONG—

[ladyofsilverr]

this hair shadows issue is starting to become a serious problem, can anyone else explain to me what the issue might be?

[dripping-sky]

a thing I often think about when in the top floor of a particular building is how big it seems we can see into the distance. it looks endless, doesn't it? the skyline stretching out into infinity until there it no other thing

it's only 3 miles

I can't even see my house from that far away when I'm in that building.

the earth is so, so large compared to what we are able to see, even from way up high.

up in that building, people look tiny. I can see why authors sometimes have characters compare us to ants.

how small we look compared to the distance

the neverending stretch of horizon

and how small the horizon is to the earth.

all of us are small, and yet...

and yet.

we exist. we make an impact on the people around us, people who we often couldn't see from any one point without crossing the horizon at least thrice over.

the horizon is so, so small compared to us. and we're tiny compared to it

[epic-mike]

State Sanctioned Kosher ThingBurger

[growsgardengrows]

Thinking about how in the books of sorrow Oryx says that the worms have power over the hive because their gift was given and not taken, and how that condemned them to an eternity of struggle and ever-growing hunger

Thinking about how this season Eris doesn't merely accept or resign herself to the role Savathun chose for her as a "child of the hive" but instead takes her ascension of her own volition and thus let Savathun have no more power over her

And by thinking i mean going absolutely insane in the head about it

[nikaizkool]

Any relationship hcs with mike/and/or pac?

Pac holding your hand everywhere around the house, in the kitchen, on the couch, when he’s streaming, when he’s eating, when he’s cooking, even when he’s sleeping, I feel like it’d be a habit for him.

He’d literally just cuddle with you, anywhere. He’d pick you up and carry you on his chest when you guys are shopping, or out of the house. But if you were just cooking or something he’d turn off the stove and carry you to your room and cuddle with you, his head on your stomach and your hands tangled in his hair.

Mikes hands always on your waist, hands, thighs, hips, i dosent matter hes never leaving. Actually so cute with you on streams letting you take over and laying his head down on your thighs.

I feel like he’d cook for you, idk, he’d just wake you up with breakfast in bed, once you ate he’d be cuddling you with his hands around your hips and his head in your shoulder

[mikemurdock]

well that was certainly nine episodes of television

[undertakermedic]

i really relate to scout tf2 because i, too, have a father who is french and an asshole and never around

[roundtriptojupiter]

getting introjects from a media you’ve only consumed secondhand is one of the most awkward yet fun experiences