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Rin: Haru... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Haru: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Rin:
Rin: I wrote sanitize, Haru.
Rin: Haru was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Haru: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Rin: Haru, you ate a chair.
Mine, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Ayame, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Shigure: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Kyo: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tohru isn’t
Rin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Kyo: I'm a knife.
Tohru, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.
Store Worker: Would a Ms, Rin please come to the front desk?
Rin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Haru and Momiji
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Haru and Momiji, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Kyo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Tohru : >:O language
Yuki: Yeah watch your fucking language
Haru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUKI THE FUCK WORD?
Rin : 'The fuck word'.
Momiji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Yuki: Oh my god they censored it
Rin : Say fuck, Momiji.
Haru: Do it, Momiji. Say fuck.
Kyo: Rules are made to be broken.
Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Haru: Uh, piñatas.
Momiji: Glow sticks.
Tohru: Karate boards.
Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Kyo: Rules.
Yuki:
Kyo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Yuki: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Kyo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Haru: Actually I did the math, Yuki would have $225, not $0.15.
Yuki: I’m right here....
Momiji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kyo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Momiji: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kyo: fuck u
Haru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Yuki would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Momiji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Haru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Tohru: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Haru: Apply juice to what
Rin: Directly to the forehead
Yuki: Great chat everyone
Tohru: Rin, can I talk to you for a second?
Rin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kyo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Tohru: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Rin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Tohru: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Rin: Absolutely not.
Kakeru: *Accidentally hits Yuki in the face*
Kakeru: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Kakeru: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Yuki : What’s wrong with you?!
Kakeru: I made tea.
Yuki : I don’t want tea.
Kakeru: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Yuki : Then why are you telling me?
Kakeru: It is a conversation starter.
Yuki : That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Kakeru: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Haru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Yuki : What did you do?
Haru: Nobody died.
Yuki : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Yuki: Haru...
Haru: Oh no, 'Haru' in b-flat.
Haru: You're disappointed.
Rin: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Haru: Thank you
Momiji: She didn't say that was a good thing
Haru: What I'm hearing is, you both think I'm funny
Haru: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Momiji: You were flirting with Rin
Haru: So what? She’s my partner.
Momiji: You asked her if her were single.
Haru:
Momiji: And then you cried when she said she weren't.
Rin: We need a distraction.
Haru: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Momiji, whispering: My time has come
Hatori: This is such a bad idea.
Shigure: Then why are you coming along?
Hatori: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Shigure: How's the sexiest person here~?
Hatori: I don't know-
Ayame, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Hatori, driving Haru and Momiji: So how was your day?
Momiji: We almost got surprise adopted!
Hatori: What?
Haru: We almost got kidnapped.
Hatori: Oh, okay.
Hatori: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Bedrooms For The Zodiac Couples
1. Tohru♥Kyo : a cosy little futon room
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2. Yuki♥Machi : the couple ver. of Tracey Emin's My Bed
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3. Shigure♥Akito : a luxury traditional room with a couple futon
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4. Hatori♥Mayu : a modern and stylish bedroom, surely with books! (or including a desk and plants)
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5. Ayame♥Mine : black&pink king size canopy with curtains
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6.Haru♥Rin : b&w bed with a fur rug and art posters
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7. Kisa♥Hiro : lovely white style with flowers
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8. Kagura♥her partner : simple cute canopy with a pastel-colored bedclothes
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9. Momiji♥his partner : unexpected luxurious. well I think they travel a lot overseas for business, and they will use hotel rooms most of the time.
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10. Ritsu♥Mitsuru : a simple and pure bedroom. They will keep the room very clean.
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11. Arisa♥Kureno : somehow I guess they'll enjoy a warm ryokan style.
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12. Saki♥her partner : This is the one.
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If there's any family gathering, i defenitely join this bunch of weird people in every kind. Yess yuchi's one.
Chaos-trouble maker squad: king ayame with his loyal fellow kakeru,mine, mutsuki, michi, hibika.
Victims: Yuki, machi, komaki, chizuru, kou.
Chefs: komaki and mine
Poison compounder: Yuki and machi 😆
Selfie's collector: mutsuki, michi, and hibika.
Storyteller: chizuru
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