#mine.hcs

[freakinator]

actually i should lay out all my theories so i can get back to them later and see what i get right and wrong lmao

the server takes place in snapshots

uu and tsftlt are connected particularly in the multiversal aspect

each pov is their own reality

each "thematic switch" is its own reality (prey!parrot is different from scavenger hunt!parrot is different from prison!parrot is different from civilization!parrot)

spoke broke the fabric of reality of the server and each spoke ep signals a different reality

when spoke activated the world tearer is when the multiversal aspect of the series started, when he activated it it split the universe into one where it worked and one where it didnt which lead to even more tearing because of how weakened the fabric of reality is. we kept following the one that failed but the multiversal tearing keeps affecting orbital!spokes reality

each ep is its own reality but still runs in a linear timeline

spokes reality is the only consistent universe while parrot and wemmbu keep switching

the first session is the only one that occurs in the same time period, after that spokes pov becomes a prequel to the others

pze was the first and for a long time the only actual civilization on the server due to how expensive it was to maintain as well as the fact that the server being hardcore meant you had to be someone Really charismatic and persuasive to convince someone to become a guard for you, it became easier (tho it was still really difficult) to convince players to have kingdoms after pze became established as a powerful faction and showed that factions had their worth if you were determined and loyal enough

pze and invisible mafia are cults

wemmbu, parrot, and spoke are admins

jamatoP was never meant to be on the server but spoke having admin privilege let him whitelist him without telling anyone

zam used to be in the master builders but quit once he had so many excess resources that he decided to build his own kingdom

zam and clown have a similar relationship to ls s2 pre-series which slowly turned similar to s3

whenever mutinyduo are referencing lifesteal it means theyre getting along

whenever havocduo are referencing lifesteal it means theyre Not getting along and that parrot wants to kill himself/spoke

ls is connected to uu indirectly

ls is connected to uu directly

uu takes place in a reality where ls got disbanded after wormhole and this is the server they decided to make/join after

parrot is the only thing keeping the server/multiverse from completely falling apart somehow

minute is either never showing up or is gonna join as a clownpierce fanboy turned mercenary whos trying Really Hard to prove himself to clown

the server is slowly going from improv logic to scripted logic (not mechanics, in the characters' minds theyre acting perfectly normal, just that the rules and logic of the server is slowly turning that way)

spoke was the first post-launch invite and because of that he kept feeling left out/turned away by other players who were already in the smp mid-game which prompted him to invite his friend jamato without telling anyone

spoke was the first post-launch invite and because of that he kept feeling left out/turned away by other players who were already in the smp mid-game, jamato was the only one who took spoke in cause he felt pity for him

the reason rek is so famous is cause he was the first one to find the stronghold, leading to an early smp mid-game cause there was already an end fight when everyone was still in mismatched mostly iron armor. zam wasnt able to join the first day which is why he got bullied cause everyone felt like acting toxic from the high of having shulkers and elytra so early in the game while zam was still naked and early game

before wemmbu started getting obsessed with zam he basically only logged in for sessions

pre-series parrot logged in pretty consistently but tended to keep to himself and only really went out of his way to meet players during events (tho ppl still visited him somewhat often, mostly without permission lol, cause of how easily accessible his base is and how fun he is to mess with)

uu as a whole is a pastiche/commentary on the mcyt fandom (at least their side of the mcyt fandom)

duping fucked up the economy of uu so hard that stuff like The Wonders and PZE used to be considered Really impressive and important but are now considered normal esp after the wonders got blown up

clown took up building in-between fights and doesnt really care if they get griefed cause to him theyre nothing more than time-wasters

tsftlt!parrots grandma has multiversal knowledge, the totem in the vid was hers and is what keeps ther universe stable and safe from multiversal threats. its also what allows the invaders to travel through dimensions rather than as a fuel (planet was actually the fuel and also is the only one who can properly navigate through dimensions), what does this have to do with uu? nothing directly but this theory was spurred by this comment in spokes 1st ep:

[citrusinicake]

since it doesn't really work with my headcanon of him as a blazeborne, i just want y'all to know that i headcanon tango as an angry crier and that in my heart he's crying in my rage art and just whenever he starts seeing red really

[lesbenoits]

Please talk to me about autistic jacin tbh

okay okay so

he has really specific routines and it’s the Worst when he can’t follow them

even as a kid he would organize things in his room the same way, over and over

everybody was like wow look how neat ad responsible he is!! but really it was that he just Had to have everything the exact same thing 

the guard thing really had to do with specific routines and rules and he really fell into that loop 

imagine him thinking that that was why is mind was weak and he was chosen to be a guard?? oh my god… my poor boy 

one of the reasons he let is hair grow out is because as a kid winter would pet it and it just felt… so good… and he hoped one day she could do that again

basic greetings and manners are just Not Programmed in him and he comes off as rude a lot of the time even when he’s not trying to be

brutally honest but he genuinely doesn’t realize he’s not supposed to say that

like he’ll be 100% honest if someone asks for his opinion because he just doesn’t realize that they’re neurotypical and,,, they don’t actually want his opinion they want him to compliment them 

low empathy too just really doesn’t know how to comfort people?? like he feels bad for them but he just doesn’t know how to comfort people At All and it comes off as rude

like neurotypicals already have so many unspoken rules and i’m sure it was just even worse for him because on luna there was all sorts of subtleties and nuances and he just did not get them at all 

he hides a lot of his symptoms and learned not to stim in front of people and held it all in even though it felt rlly bad 

winter was the only person he was comfortable happy stimming (or really stimming at all) in front of

gets upset over little things a lot of the time that other ppl don’t even notice so they think he’s just being an asshole haha no i’m not projecting

i just have lots of thoughts about him and it adds so much depth to his character

as a kid would just shut down and go non-verbal in uncomfortable social situations 

was like selectively mute when he was younger too?? would only really talk to like three people

just,, it really makes sense and adds so much to his character and i could go on forever

[freakinator]

I've been wondering for a long time. How would you characterise Wemmbu? How he seems in your eyes, your opinion of the guy. I hope I don't sound weird or crazy.

aw dw anon its okay to be curious ^^

regarding my characterization of wemmbu, while there is a lot of consistency in how he acts since hes an improv rper and therefore generally just acts as a polished/exaggerated version of his own self, there are still a few differences in how he acts depending on what smp hes in

general: smarmy, quite pathetic but tries his best to hide it until he literally cant anymore, opportunistic, petty, truthful in that kind of way that makes you doubt him, not quite black and white thinking but can switch up fast when someone does something that presses his buttons (doesnt necessarily trigger when someones just being mean, its specific kinds of things -- mostly has something to do with pride and trust), has a desire to be on top of things but whether or not he indulges in that desire depends on his overall plans and the kind of server hes in, silly but in a lowkey way as in like he presents himself as a normal person which works but only if you dont look closer, lowkey cringey in that uwu kinda way (affectionate), good at one-on-one yapping esp if hes confident & knows more about the situation than the other person but starts to crumble if its either him vs a group or if hes genuinely not confident about something, willing to sacrifice so much just to achieve his goals whatever they may be

kings smp: more opportunistic and a lot more willing to lie & manipulate & betray, crab mentality very high but he holds it back since indulgin in all of it at once isnt very good for his plans

challenge smps: like kings smp but even More willing to lie & manipulate & betray, has a stronger crab mentality since the whole point of the smp is to win and he really wants to win and he knows he wont be seeing these ppl in this context again anyway so hes willing to do whatever it takes even if it means betraying his allies, << does Not apply to team challenges btw he will be very loyal until hes given a reason to betray such as believing the others are betraying them first

lifesteal smp: had a good grasp of what it means to be a lifestealer right from the get go but has struggled a bit in figuring out what that means for him exactly so he still has a bit of that new guy stench if you get what i mean (this characterization becomes less and less prominent the later in the timeline it is), has been very loyal thus far and is more than happy to point that out, average level of lifestealer aggressiveness, i like to parallel him with zam mirror-style due to them having opposite thought processes but coming to similar conclusions (pic below of unfinished draft ive had for ages cause idk how to word my thoughts regarding this properly other than 'the vibes')

unstableverse: very obvious mirror parallel to zam that i honestly wouldnt be surprised if it was on purpose, kinda hard talking about his motivations and character devoid of context regarding zam considering he spent 4 out of 5 eps as a major character (even when he isnt actually there lmao) and wemmbu spent 3 of those 4 eps obsessing over him but i will try my best, can be a bit of a stalker but only if he really cares about whatever it is the guy hes stalking is doing/potentially doing, no empathy (affectionate), generally doesnt care that much about individual players but when he gets attached he gets Attached for better or worse, zeroes in on his goals even to his own and others' detriment, a lot more pathetic than in other smps or at least has a harder time hiding his patheticness, also may just be me but i think hes more pessimistic?? not entirely sure tho

overall i think hes pretty neat! pretty cute and silly but also devious and mischievous, if i could shake him in a can i would

[lesbenoits]

What are your queer TLC head canons?

i have so so many and this honestly would have to be super long to list all of them and expand upon them all but here are a few

i adore the idea of trans kai and plan on making headcanons about it had some point but it’s a really cool idea

also nonbinary cinder?? hell yeah and it makes a lot of sense in canon too

kai and cinder are the Bisexual Power Couple for sure

kai was definitely gay for thorne i mean he was canonically annoyed by thorne’s attractiveness like ?? that is not hetero behavior my dudes

thorne is bi and would make so many bi puns,,, he would 

soft bi butch scarlet is basically canon and i love her with all of my heart 

i actually made a long headcanon post about this somewhere?? i can link it if people want to see it but anyway she definitely had a crush on emilie at some point

i’ve seen a lot of stuff about ze’ev being demi and like Approved i love that and i think he’s bi i guess i haven’t thought about it much to be honest but i love him too much to think he’s a hetero

also trans girl ze’ev is like,,,,, A Concept

i like bi cress and lesbian cress and i also like aro ace cress and there’s been some trans girl cress content going around which is Nice

cress and thorne’s relationship honestly sounds so much like compulsory heterosexuality she cannot be straight 

winter is pan for sure

remember that quote “winter loves everyone”?

pan

i love trans jacin and nonbinary/genderfluid jacin !! there are headcanons on my blog somewhere for nonbinary jacin but it’s a great concept 

iko is a lesbian i mean bi iko is cool too but i personally headcanon her as a lesbian and that she’s in love with emilie 

kiko who? 

anyway none of them are cishet and they’re all super gay thanks for ur time

[lesbenoits]

would you mind blessing us w some cressder domestic headcanons.

always

they are such a domestic couple like that soft lesbian aesthetic you know?

cress is the small gf and cinder is the tall gf and cress absolutely drowns in her shirts

definitely a clothes sharing couple but they’re not really the same size so when cress is wearing a sweatshirt four sizes too big everybody knows it’s cinder’s

cress is a really bad cook but she’s a really enthusiastic learner but one time she tries to cook cinder a special meal and realizes she may have gotten a little in over her head when the fire alarm goes off

whoops

they watch really bad net dramas together and cuddle and throw popcorn at the screen when the characters do stupid stuff

they both work really hard, cinder esp, so sometimes she’ll get home and just collapse on her gf’s shoulder or lap

on more than one occasion one has had to carry the other to bed because they got home and just passed out

definitely cat people

their stuff is always covered in at least two layers of cat hair

cinder once got cress a t-shirt from this trashy net drama they watch as a joke but cress loved it and wore it all the time

and cinder likes it because it’s really soft and smells like cress so it’s kind of become a shared shirt

imagine one is in the kitchen making pancake and the other comes around from behind and gives them a hug,,, hhhnnnggggjjj

take turns being the little spoon

there are days where the one is like “come back to beddd” and they just can’t resist their cute af gf and they spend the day in their pajamas

just so cute and soft and gay my girlsss

[lesbenoits]

What are ur fave cressder headcanons???

this got long and out of hand so i’m putting it under the cut

they’re such an unlikely couple but they’d totally be the ones to like, korrasami it

i feel like they wouldn’t get along that great at first like there would be Tension

it would come off as them not getting along but really they were both just rlly rlly gay for eachother

when cress first saw cinder she was Stunned because Wow

like that teen movie scene where the girl’s hair flips in slow motion? that’s what cress felt like looking at cinder

before they got together cress would probably imagine their wedding and pick out names for their kids and just be ridiculously in love with cinder

cress definitely went to scarlet, a Seasoned Bisexual, for advice

she was so sure it was one sided

and cinder was like Oblivious at first but she slowly started feeling for fond for cress until she Realized

and then SHE went to scarlet for advice, sure it was one sided

scarlet: “…. these kids”

cinder definitely doodled “cinder darnel” at least once during a meeting

they’d be such a soft couple, like after a day of running around and doing Official Things they would collapse together into a bed and there would be soft kisses and cuddles and cinder would brush cress’s hair away from her forehead and ahhHHhh

after cinder abdicated she was had a bit of a crisis because what was she supposed to do now??

then she and cress realized that neither of them at really travelled before

so they called up iko and émilie and the four of them went on this big six month long cliche-backpacking-roadtrip-spontaneous-let’s-see-the-world-together-trip

cress and iko would take so many pictures of their girlfriends

cinder would pretend to hate the camera but she secretly loved her adorable girlfriend and her enthusiasm about everything on earth

“what’s this?? it’s the best thing i’ve ever tasted!!” “that’s ice cream, cress”

cress’s enthusiasm would definitely be contagious and they would giggle and laugh and there would be soft forehead and nose kisses

they’re both abysmal cooks but cinder would be trying to cook breakfast and then cress would come downstairs and wrap her arms around her and hug her from behind and kadhffkjdhhdjskf

Imagine That Scene where they’re sitting on the roof of a car as the sun sets and there’s soft languid kissing and everything is Perfect

and when the trip is over they work to distribute the antidote and work with kai and winter on creating legislature to protect cyborg rights

the media probably assumes that they’re just Gal Pals a lot even though they’re not subtle at all

i feel like cinder would eventually go into politics in some way

when they were old they would definitely be that Old Lesbian Couple that you always see on tumblr and they’d be soso cute still

cress would probably take up knitting or some ish like that

and little kids would always love to come over and visit them because they always had lots of sticky buns and stories to tell and it would always be warm and nice

i jsut love them a lot??