#miracrails

[palestporn]

Chapters: 1/1 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Karkat Vantas & Gamzee Makara & Jane Crocker, Implied Gamzee Makara/Jane Crocker Characters: Jane Crocker, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Pale Porn (Homestuck), Feral Behavior, By our powers combined we can make Romantic Taming a tag come on guys, Bathing/Washing, Relationship Negotiation, This is a "Gamzee Is A Nuanced Character Who Deserves To Be Nuanced Goddammit" Zone, Pale Threesome, and by threesome I mean that clown gets fucking TOPPED high five, Complicated Relationships, Mentioned Pale/Flush Vacillation, (the gamjane leg of the situation not the gamkar part), humans am i right., Post-Canon, By which I mean I haven't read the "canon" epilogues and don't intend to, but the game's over and the gang's all here. for better or worse lol Summary:

When you've pictured hunting Gamzee down in this new world and kicking his scrawny ass, somehow you've always imagined it in some ill-gotten highblood megahive somewhere. That you'd find him living in squalorous luxury like any entitled highblood on Alternia, scheming and plotting.

The picture you got sent is of a flat gray beach, no hive in sight. Just a blurry figure with a mane of wild hair and curving horns, half-hidden behind a rock in front of an angry, stone-grey ocean. And now, all of a sudden, the word feral is back in your thinkpan and it won't come out.

[birchbow]

Chapters: 1/17 Rating: Mature Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Lord English (Homestuck), Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Homestuck Ensemble, Calliope (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), It's really a 'everybody is around doing things' fic I genuinely don't know how to tag this Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Pastiche, with everything that entails so read carefully!, Humanstuck, Urban Fantasy, Home-Brew Magic System Shit Don't @ Me, Time Shenanigans, Karkat Vantas Makes Bad Decisions This Is A Forewarning, Polyamory Negotiations, Hurt/Comfort, Lord English's Fun-Time Brainwashing Time-Travel Torture Gang, Aftermath Of...... Everything....., Past Torture, (physical/psychological/spiritual/emotional--largely inexplicit but not entirely), Past Brainwashing, Possession, implied/referenced past rape/non-con, (implied sexually as well but only shown in nonsexual Cal-flavored intimacy/tenderness), God Finds It Funny To Hurt You But He Also Won't Let You Die, Let's be real: plotty gamzee whump with a, Happy Ending

Summary:

Your name is Karkat Vantas. You've got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City's most infamous gang. You're going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he's not going to stop you.

AKA Winter Soldier Gamkar Fic, Work of Many Decades, Pride and Joy!!!!!!  This is for the folks who have consistently matched my clown-related freak all this time! I love you!! Mind the tags but also enjoy!!!

[boogtoons]

Gamzee patiently listening while Karkat talks.

[nonbinary-morro]

This fucking song man...

[ecto-biologist]

Karkat going to shoosh pap gamzee after he went murder mode

[cthonicascendant]

For the ship ask game:

Erikar (any quadrant)

Dirkgam (flushed, or any other if you want)

Gamkar (miracrails)

(I love how every one of these ships has at least three different possible dynamics, and that’s if I don’t include auspitism)

Erikar in any/all quadrants

Dirkgam flushed (5hip i haVe neVer con5idered before)

Miracrails

ok they probably ki55 too nothin 5ay5 moirail5 cant do a little ki55in but

[cowdragons]

gamzee who eats whole sticks of butter that haunts my dreams

[lizardlicks]

Meowrails vs miracrails: thoughts? Preferences? Do you prefer one over the other based on vibes, the characters involved, a well thought out reason? They're my Big Two so I'm always curious

I could never pick lmao. I die for some good good pale moirails indulgence in fandom. Canon fucked with both of them. Could have something good but nah. I think a lot of fandom does (or did) meowrails dirty by always having Nepeta as either the sweet cinnamon roll or feral goblin with no inbetween while Equius was the terminal asshole. Equius and Nepeta are both half feral and they take turns passing the braincell.

Karkat holds all the braincells, but unfortunately he's using them to have a panic attack, thanks.

[mewsplainer]

stcukhome. homestuck sketchbook pages bc the hyperfix is coming back with the strength of a thousand carapacians

and more among us

[splickedylit]

APOSTLE. DID YOU REALLY THINK HE COULD MAKE YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

[palestporn]

Conciliatory shame badges aka “oooo so there's somebody out there you trust to bite up your neck without tearing your throat out, huh? Hubba hubba. >:3c <>” do you see my vision

[birchbow]

Chapters: 15/17 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Mature Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Lord English (Homestuck), Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Homestuck Ensemble, Calliope (Homestuck), The Felt (Homestuck), It's really a 'everybody is around doing things' fic I genuinely don't know how to tag this Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Pastiche, with everything that entails so read carefully!, Humanstuck, Urban Fantasy, Home-Brew Magic System Shit Don't @ Me, Time Shenanigans, Karkat Vantas Makes Bad Decisions This Is A Forewarning, Polyamory Negotiations, Hurt/Comfort, Lord English's Fun-Time Brainwashing Time-Travel Torture Gang, Aftermath Of...... Everything....., Past Torture(physical/psychological/spiritual/emotional--largely inexplicit but not entirely), Past Brainwashing, Possession, implied/referenced past rape/non-con, (sexually not described in detail and more explicity nonsexual Cal-flavored intimacy/tenderness), God Finds It Funny To Hurt You But Also Won't Let You Die, Let's be clear: plotty gamzee whump with a, Happy Ending

Chapter 15: He Is Already Here

You think, oh, lovely, we’ve no time left at all, and you know.  You know.  It’s all ending.  It doesn’t have to.  Listen to me.  Please, listen.

AKA Crabvengers: Endgame Part I, AKA Clownfinity War Part I, AKA I haven’t watched a Marvel movie in many years I’ve run out of terrible references

[peculiardollart]

Regrettably, I am still trash.

[nonbinary-morro]

cant think of a caption rn its just,, gamkar,,,

((no reposts plz but reblogs are gr8tly appreciated :DD))

[clowndamned]