#missy did

[ssaalexblake]

the master is a woman for one regeneration and suddenly becoming a good guy is like, the Worst thing to want for that story to conclude with and that it’s actively wanted by people sometimes floors me 

[onyxonline]

I am not immune to the poppyganda

[yesokayiknow]

i think it'd be fun if while the master was on gallifrey and messing around in the matrix he found about abt the confession dial. not the sanitised story that twelve might've told missy during the vault but the actual real 4.5 billion years of the time lords using twelve's own will and testament as a torture chamber story. and he loses it. and he burns gallifrey. except he can't ADMIT that's why he did that he'd look SENTIMENTAL he'd look like an IDIOT so instead he makes up a story about how he found something in the matrix something so horrifying and awful and unbelievable that he HAD to destroy the time lords. and then thirteen ends up on gallifrey and digs a little deeper than he had and manages to reconstruct some of the missing files and when she runs back into him she's like i finally found out why you burned gallifrey and i can't believe they did this to me i can't believe they wiped my whole life and experimented on me and built the time lords from my stolen dna and the master's like yeah while mentally he's like hm i'm sorry they fucking what

[moonhibs]

I just feel like she hopes she'll become someone better but cries knowing she won't.

[fluffylord]

Please, tell me, really, are you all right?

[raspberry-gloaming]

So like, do you think that Missy was like, making lists of "biggest control freaks in the London area" or what, how did she find and pick Clara?

Or perhaps what I think is the far funnier option, she just happened to be working in that shop just like... because, or for some completely unrelated evil plan. And when Clara walked in out of the blue Missy instantly clocked her vibe it's that strong and was like "You know what would be a good idea?" Clara's casually browsing the shelves and Missy is mentally speed-running how many parallels to her and the Doctor she could get if she pushed them together.

[thekingofspin]

Missing them hours

(fun fact: that's every hour)

[dykepaldi]

some doodles of the universes favourite girlfailure

[booasaur]

Harlan Coben's Shelter - 1x03

[missygoesmeow]

me: i am going to do so much today!

me:

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Btw (completely basing this off of memory) I love a ton how Cosmo and Wanda in new wish decide to disguise as human neighbors instead of a fish pet or something similar like they did with Timmy, but what makes this funnier is that they suck ass at it, obviously not understanding human norms and how to be a normal human (and therefore simply look odd or just goofy.) but when you think about it:

Cosmo just isn't trying. like in episode 13 S9 we see Cosmo pretends to be missy and he seems to be pretty good at it, to the point timmy was completely fooled and didn't notice until Wanda said "Cosmo, it didn't work!" Instead of missy.

So this means that Cosmo knows how to be human and can pretend to be one really well, he just doesn't.

he just doesn't try and fucks around with his wife and their poor human imitation, and it's just kinda sweet.

Because this could imply that Wanda sucks at being human, but Cosmo doesn't, and instead of just letting her wife get humiliated by not acting human enough he decides to not care about looking normal and just messes around with her.

If they have to be weird, then both should.

[armand-dearest]

I COMPLETELY fucking forgot that in her first introductory scene, Missy refers to 12 has her boyfriend. Absolutely fucking insane behaviour

[shesnake]

it's actually so sick it's actually so lesbophobic that the whole thing about husbands of river song is not that twelve and river lived happily ever after forever and ever it's that they lived! happily! for as long as they COULD and so to make thirteen say "there's no point. time always runs out" to yaz RIGHT AFTER mentioning river is suchhh a cop-out and slap in the face. obviously there is something to say about how calling fifteen the First Gay Doctor erases this arc with thirteen and yaz but it was written by chibnall so thoughtlessly and so COWARDLY in the first place lmao you'd have to be stupid to have bought it

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Do you guys remember that time Twelve was going to sacrifice himself to save the universe and Missy just could not accept he was going to die?

Do you remember how she held her arms out for a hug and just bear-hugged him?

Do you remember when she knocked him out mid-hug, fully intending on sacrificing herself in his place?

[thegoldenghost4]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT KNOW

[thirddoctor]

I say this with love but sometimes I think Master fans could benefit from remembering that the Master is not the main character of Doctor Who. They've never even been a main character on the show.