#miuka?? toumi?? mito x touka

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Touka: Do you have a bobby pin? Izuna: Yeah. *searches in their hair* Izuna: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

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Hikaku: Do you take constructive criticism? Madara: Not without crying

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Hikaku: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Hashirama : What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Mito: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you. Hashirama : I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Mito: ...

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Madara: I desire moisture. Mito: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Touka: Are you reading fan fiction? Hikaku, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Touka: Oh, is it on AO3? Hikaku: This is CNN.

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Hashirama : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Madara, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Izuna, dramatically: They called me a fool. Naori, sick of Izuna's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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Hikaku: When do you usually go to sleep? Madara: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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Mito: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Touka: There are no books in prison. Mito: *sighs* Thank you.

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Mito: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Touka: Marry me.

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Touka: Are you ready to commit? Mito: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Touka: Relationships should be 50/50. Mito cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Hashirama: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Madara: Please, just say fuck.

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Madara: I feel like doing something stupid. Hashirama: I’m stupid, do me!

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Tobirama: I want to kiss you. Izuna, not paying attention: What? Tobirama: I said if you die, I won't miss you.