#naruto incorrect quotes

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Iruka:

Iruka: Kakashi , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Kakashi : * Sips coffee from bowl*

[im-still-watching-anime]

*after bringing sasuke back to the village*

naruto: i’m telling you sakura i’m not used to it and i overdosed on seeing sasuke

sakura: and I’M telling YOU that is NOT what’s causing your fever, rash, and dizziness

[sasukeuchiha-24]

💜 Sasuke Uchiha 💜

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

[kakairuprobably]

Kakashi [ get home from the hospital before being discharged and saw Iruka waitting for him in the livingroom]

Kakashi : Am I in trouble?

Iruka : Have a guess

Kakashi :… No?

Iruka : Have another guess

Kakashi : I can expl-

Iruka : remember how you always call me cute whenever I’m mad?

Kakashi : I can’t tell where this is going…

Iruka : ‘cause I’m about to get fucking gorgeous

[nonoel-28]

Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?

Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.

Ino: And where's Shikamaru?

Temari: I said it's still nap time.

[cherrycrisp]

Sasuke: You're giving me a sticker? Sakura: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow! Sasuke: I'm not a preschooler Naruto: I'll take it- Sasuke: I earned this, back off!

[kazuha-pista-badam]

kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved

[blooming-water-roses]

Memes of the Nart Lomls (ship coded)

[taiyou-hibiscus]

Temari : mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going

Kankuro : na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go

Gaara : mama did not raise any of us actually, mama was absent

Temari and Kankuro : omg

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi : *Accidentally hits Iruka in the face*

Kakashi : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Kakashi : ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Iruka : What’s wrong with you?!

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: everything will be okay so long as we’re all together :)

sasuke: i’m leaving the team

kakashi: :)

sakura: i have to leave to train with tsunade

kakashi: :)

naruto: i’m leaving the village to train with jiraiya

kakashi: :)

kakashi: haha things are not okay!!

[boringsickness]

Iruka: will you ever write a good mission report?

kakashi: na-ah

iruka: the fuck you mean 'na-ah'?

[becauseimboredincorrectquotes]

sasuke: Kakashi-sensei is late again.

sakura: how’s that possible? i called him at 8 o’clock this morning pretending it was 11.

sasuke: i printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon like we usually do.

naruto: i set his alarm clock to say PM instead of AM.

sai: i think you guys may have overdone it.

kakashi: *bursts through the door* WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[forumjutsu]

Kakashi: What's wrong?

Sasuke: Sakura's drunk.

Naruto: What?! I love drunk-Sakura! She's like regular-Sakura but way more fun!

Sakura, on the top off a table: Who wants to see me cut my arm off and solder it back?!

[kakairuprobably]

Iruka : I read that couples who are happily married can finish each other's-

Kakashi : -Mission reports.

Iruka :

Kakashi : [whisper] please

Iruka : Fine, hand it over