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Hi MJ! Can I request for cc!Jschlatt with fluff prompt no. 46 please? Thanks!

46) "Stop trying to make me laugh, Im mad at you"

Schlatt gets mad over some fucking cookies and you're not having it

- cc!schlatt x gen!neutral reader!

- prompt requested!

- request rules!

⚠︎: swearing, nothing but fluff tho.

An// hope this is good! I haven't wrote in a while. The ending is kinda shitty, i didn't know how to end it yall im rusty.

"Y/N! Where's my fucking Tates?!"

Schlatt just knocked open the door to the bedroom you were currently in. You remembered that he was doing a livestream where he rates cookies and you both went to the grocery store to get a lot of cookies. You both ended up with a basket full of sweets and future cavities.

You both made it clear that all of these cookies wont go to waste. At least he wont need to go to the store for a couple of months, or weeks.

"I ate them!" You yelled back from the bedroom. He was in the kitchen slamming the cabinets frantically looking for the cookies he had been yelling for.

As you were about to yell back he stormed through the kitchen. "You fucking what?!"

"I ate them. Whats wrong?"

"I needed them!"

"Schlatt you already made the video!"

"I was saving them for later!" He groaned and flopped onto a chair next to the couch.

"C'mon Schlatt. We can get more." You reasoned with him, but he wasn't responding. "They were good cookies-"

"Shut the fuck up."

"You cant be mad at me for some cookies."

"Oh yeah I can!" He crossed his arms like a baby and slumped in the chair.

"Schlatt." You started but he didn't respond again. "Schlatt!" You tried again but he was giving you the silent treatment.

"Schlatt~" You scooted closer to him.

"Hmm."

"Schlagg." You poked him on the cheek.

"Schlurger." You poked him again.

"Big Guy." You poked him. "Schlapp". Another poke. "Schlagg."

"Stop trying to make me laugh, Im mad at you" Schlatt finally spoke up.

"Thats false." You smiled at him. "You can never be mad at me."

"True, thats true, but you still owe me my Tates."

"Fine."

"I want them hand delivered by tonight." Schlatt continues.

"Alright!" You smiled

"And a glass of milk."

"Thats asking alot." You laughed.

"And a back massage." Schlatt grinned at the glare you were giving him. "Too much?"

"Yeah."

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Pluto Projector- Rex Orange County

He looks at you with nothing but admiration. Its like some sort of daze he is in. He thinks of you as a perfect human being a star that somehow fell into his hands and he dare not let you go.

He had almost let you go, and he regrets leaving you to cry even though you never let it show. You would never let him see you cry, break down, or slip. But that night he fucked up and he knows he can act like a boy sometimes and he hopes you forgive him. You forgave him that night and he hopes that you will continue to forgive him time and time again.

He thinks you're perfect

You slowly opened up to him. He really never did.

You dont know much about his family, past friends. He doesn't want you to run away from his present self because of his past self and what his past self was feeling.

He was paranoid

But you were perfect to him.

He wants the encore to last forever. He is a hopeless romantic through and through. And he hopes you understand him more than he understand his own self. Maybe in time maybe one day he'll do the same.

He watches you from the couch as you do the dishes so delicately as the glass would break.

He wishes he, in his mind, would be old enough to understand his feelings towards you. Why he feels you are perfect to him. Why he wants to wake up to your face and why he wants to tell his secrets and his deep thoughts to you.

You know he loves you and in due time he will open up because he wants to. So you tell him not to worry, because you'll wait until the last star in his sight fades.

Be he still worries.

He should be old enough to know his feelings toward you and your feelings towards him.

Old enough to understand

An// hopefully this makes sense I was j writing my feelings 🤧

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Letter to an Old Friend

quackity reaches out to an old friend for a little bit of comfort

-c!quackity x gen nuteral reader

- angst/fluff??

- a sort of contuiation to Heartless (c!schlatt x reader) but this is based off of Quackity's recent lore stream so there are spoilers!!!

⚠︎: slight swearing, angst, hopeful ending, recent lore stream spoilers

An// Im back!! I have 2 more weeks of school and then I am on winter break!! I have two stories I want to write up so rn this is a quick short blurb.

Hello again Y/N

I know its been a long time since we have both seen eachother, its been since Schlatt's death.

Wait was it after Technos failed execution?

I sincerely think ive lost track of time since then.

You know I've created Las Nevadas, it's luxurious is it not?

But now as I am writing this letter I understand that I had made this place out of isolation with me only having myself in this place. I dont know the people eho come here to have fun. They greet me because I jave money then go to the next casino, its all a blur. I have Purpled around but we barely interact.

I also have met a new friend? Someone I can actually call a friend now. He is half slime half human. Ive done alot of research on these creatures and this is something new.

I named him Slime, cause he is.

Ive been teaching him about the human life so he can take over when I soon die

- Humans are assholes and they are going to gatekeep any chance they get.

You know this one very well

- Politics are the way to power

- create no emotional attachments to anything, everything gets destroyed

- hold your ground against authority

- trust nobody

-seek successful revenge

- legacy

I feel like I failed him with these rules I had learned over the years.

A lot of bullshit has happened over the past 11 weeks, but we can always catch up later.

The most important this is that Slime has died. He was the only friend I had after the other had betrayed me. I dont even want to write that bastards name.

Slime's human part has died but I persevered his slime counterpart. I have him recovering in a small room. He had finally wrote something in this book I gave him. It was gibberish mess, but I went to foolish and it spelled out LEGACY

I guess I taught him something

I named him Charlie, he was human and he will be human one day again.

I will make sure of it. And he is the only one I can trust right now.

Don't take it personally.

The whole point of me doing this was to set aside my pride and reach out to an old friend.

Speaking of old friends you are the only one I can come back to.

Karl has lost his damn mind

Lets catch up sometime becauss there is more to this story that you think.

~ Quackity

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THESEUS - a dsmp story

"It was never meant to be"

"Its always been meant to be."

Dream has given power to what he thinks is a naive girl who cant think for herself. His plan is to use her as a pawn, but what happens when a chaotic neutral girl turns against the people her gave her power.

Or

Ayria cant find her place in the whole kingdom, but when Dream comes along and gives her a place next to king Eret she suddenly finds a new calling. Several new callings.

• An// this is an upcoming story, but I just wanted to give little snippets of the story.

• The fist snippet is from chapter 1 and the second is from chapter 2

• rn I have an oc but I can change it from Ayria to y/n instead idk, but tell me what you wanna see!

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"So I need to give you a place to stay don't I?" Dream turned around and placed his hand on his chin.

"Uh yeah probably!" Ayria 

"I'll figure it out, while you're here you won't have to lay a pretty little finger on anything." Dream strided towards Ayria grabbing both of her hands sofly into his rough ones.

"What if I want to Mr. King?" Ayria playfully ripped her hands away from Dream.

"Oh. I'm not the king. There is no king. Yet. A castle but no king nor queen. Huh?" Dream walked around Ayria facing the window behind her.

"I have an idea. Since we don't have a king nor queen, what about you being the queen?" Dream said to Ayria behind her. Ayria turned around to face the man behind her.

"Huh? A queen?" Ayria gasped

"Yeah! I trust you judgment and you make good decisions, so I trust you. You would be a great queen next to my hand picked king."

"Wow Dream that's a lot to take in, I'm not sure."

"Hey! Everyone has a role here. It's like a job, but not really. Your role would be queen. Don't worry I have a plan for you. A man for you." Dream concluded while walking out of the Community House.

"DREAM STOP BEING ALL CRYPTIC AND SHIT! What's going on!" Ayria ran forward and grabbed his arm halting him on the path back.

"Don't worry! Don't you trust me? I trust you?" Dream softly said.

Ayria paused for a while the finally spoke to her captive at the moment, "I trust you." 

"Good decision cause I do too!" 

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"Eret we all know that you are one of the founding fathers of L'Manburg right?"

"You guys should, yes." Eret said carefully.

"Well what would happen if one of their founding fathers suddenly betrays them? Chaos right?!" Dream suddenly got really loud. He stood up still facing the walls.

"All of this will be absolute chaos! They will fall. They wouldn't know who to trust anymore! They would be so vulnerable! So what I was thinking was that YOU, Eret, and YOU, Ayria, lure them into a trap so that we can kill them." Dream finally concluded. 

This scared Ayria a little bit. He looked psychotic, even with the mask on. This was so much for her to comprehend right now. Dream wants Ayria and Eret to be spies in L'Manburg and then lure them into a trap. This was insane.

Dream went on, "You two are on the right side. You both are out of these walls where you two are supposed to be. Ayria! You've listened to me up until now and look where it got you! You're in a castle, it will be beneficial to the both of you." 

Ayria grew weary, "Dream I don't know about this I barely know the kingdom."

"When have I ever steered you wrong?!" Dream pleaded.

"Dream hang on." Eret began

"Never, but I-"

"I WILL MAKE YOU BOTH KING AND QUEEN IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME!" Ayria was cut off by Dream.

"DREAM!"

COMING SOON

See the author's note above and tell me if you wanna see more of Ayria or but in a reader insert instead. xo

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PREVIEW: CHAPTER 6

"I wanted to go back to L'Manburg and then I decided not to because this is my home now. Wilbur was wrong." you laughed in disbelief of your past actions.

"Wilbur said that L'Manburg is your home?" Eret asked again.

"A lot of questions huh?" you chuckled. "Yeah he did. He said that everyone has a place in this kingdom and that L'Manburg might be my home."

"Maybe it is."

"Maybe it WAS."

Eret scoffed. "Believe me L'Manburg isn't gone, those men will continue to fight even if they are in their last life."

An/// tbh Idk if I should continue this story. Lmk pls

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UPCOMING FICS (APRIL/MAY 2021)

Requested Fics!

Jack Manifold x gen neutral reader

George x reader

Dream x reader blurbs

Rather be devisive than indecisive c!technoblade pt.2

Techno request

Ranboo x oc (platonic)

C!wilbur x reader

Karl x reader

Bangchan x reader

My Own Stories!

Pete davidson x reader (series?)

Tom holland x oc

Wilbur x reader series

Sapnap imagine

In a rich man's world pt.2 (c!schlatt)

MY MASTERLIST!!!!!

Please be patient! I will get them out asap! Also Im having a huge writers block moment so bear with me yall 😭🤚🏾

I love you all and thank you for liking my content!

Also talk to me! I use #mjtings! And #technowoah! For anything not fanfiction related

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Requests are open btw 🤭

Just letting yall know

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Rant//

Currently trying so desperately to get back into the dsmp content 😭 Im starting to fall out of the famdom and Im trying so hard to get back into it and write. I have 3 drafts right now and ive been trying I really am.

Ive been getting more into DC and Marvel so idk..

Im trying guys so please be patient i really want to write soon.

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Thinking about making a platonic Chuckle Sandwich fanfic soon...

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MY MOM JUST COMPARED BO BURNHAM (with his beard) TO PEWDIEPIE AND I CANNOT UNSEE IT NOW HELP

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Um...hey

I haven't been here in a while so this is what Im gonna do.

I feel like writing so I'm gonna do that, but as of right now I dont do requests. I kinda write when I feel like it.

And now I have 2 weeks off of school!

Plus I've been falling out of the dsmp fandom and constantly trying to crawl my way back in. Im will still be in the fandom!!

Im not caught up on lore and If someone could catch me up that would be great 😭

Ive watched some more videos too so um trying 😭💪🏽

So..im kinda back

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Recent quackity lore stream spoliers!!!

Not me writing a dream ff while quackity and sam talk about killing dream

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THANK YALL SO MUCH FOR 608 FOLLOWERS I LOVE ALL OF YALL!

ALSO DONT BE SHY TO TALK TO ME TOO!

I HAVE 2 NEW IMAGINES COMING OUT HOPEFULLY SOON, but school is starting up soon again so hopefully Ill write what I want to before my year starts!

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LETS FUCKING GO FUNNY NUMBER TIME

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Some new stuff coming out ig 🤭 also I decided to update the people who I write for so looknfor that!

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How do you write smut?

- a person who is a virgin