#ranboo headcanon

[imaginemcyt]

being childhood best friends with cc!ranboo would include...

synopsis: what it was like growing up best friends with ranboo

tw: none!

listen to: count on me by bruno mars, twin size mattress by the front bottoms, the best day by taylor swift

you probably met in your early school days, most likely first grade or so (you'd be like 6 for those of you who don't go to american public school!)

you'd become friends pretty fast, always picking each other during partner work time and playing with each other on the playground

you probably poked at worms and drew each other little pictures 😭😭😭😭😭

growing up your parents knew him and their parents knew you, so you'd always spend time at each other's houses

summers were always the best because you got to spend nearly every day together, always swimming at his house or riding your bikes around your neighborhood

when you were twelve, you got into a pretty big fight and didn't talk to each other for almost a month. it was the longest you'd ever been apart, and you both cried when you finally made up. your parents were extremely worried about the two of you

when you got to be about 13, your body changed quickly, and they were always the first to hype you up when you felt down about yourself, and they always stuck up for you if you got bullied or received unwanted attention

he became a personal guard dog for you 😭

they'd literally just intimidate people with their height and that's all it took

you were his support system when discovering his gender and sexuality and they will never ever forget that

you're genuinely their soulmate. even if not romantically, you're two halves of one whole, and you both know it deep down

you're the first person he goes to when he blows up online

you're in full support, but you want to remain completely anonymous and uninvolved

you don't want their clout, and they love you for that

everyone around you thinks you guys are dating, and you don't make a big deal out deal of denying it, just a simple "no, they're just my best friend!"

as ran continues to grow online, you remain entirely out of the public eye for a couple years

in late 2022, he introduces you to his fanbase and they love you!!

after that you still stay pretty private, only really joining for a couple streams and videos here and there

chat always asks about you

they love to tell stories about you on stream

when he moves to the uk, you cry harder than you ever have, but you understand that he sort of needs to for his career path, and you're in support

they promise to still call and text you every day

before he leaves though, you guys kinda have an "oh, duh" moment where you're like,, wait. you're an adult, too,, you could literally just go with him.....

so you do! you move to the uk with them!

your parents all see you off and you all cry together, but they know you'll be alright because you have each other to lean on

eventually you're introduced to aimsey, bill, tommy, tubbo (im delulu), freddie, and others such as wilbur, james, ash, phil, and charlie

you are an official member of cricket crew

sometimes you guys will go back to america and visit your hometown in california, driving together down your old town's streets, windows down and music up, reminiscing

they will cuddle you or hold your hand (/p) if you ever want or need them to

ceo of piggyback rides.

he knows you so well that you don't even have to ask

tesco trips. y'all never have to argue about who is going to do the shopping, you always go together because it's fun. hanging on the shopping buggy, riding it through the aisles, buying a bunch of things that you most definitely do not need

they 100% spoil you. they will buy you anything and everything, just because they wanted to. you try to do the same as much as you can, but he always wins because they have that streamer money 😔

you both have so many stories and so much blackmail on each other

and photos... my god, the pictures yall have........

birthday gifts are never serious, you always get each other gag gifts and inside joke related gifts

christmas is when you literally spoil each other

they always bring home your favorite snacks when they're out

if you're a gamer, they're introducing you to new games they found and learning how to play them with you

if you're not a gamer, he's teaching you how to play his favorites just for fun!

if they get too scared playing a horror game they'll call you into the room and make you sit with them and be scared too :P

you guys have this sixth sense, when something is wrong, you just... know. ran's upset? you don't even have to talk before you're already hugging him. you're sad? he's leaving tommy's house right now because he can't explain it, there's just a disturbance in the force

whenever anyone asks how you guys met/how long you've been friends, he always sounds so proud when he says "oh, i've known them my whole life!"

y'all are so sweet i swear to god

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Headcanon:

Niki and Techno always dye their hair together. one time they pranked Ranboo by putting pink hair dye in his shampoo, and of course it’s Ranboo, he wouldn’t remember that his shampoo isn’t pink. the white half of their hair was pink for weeks.

[oliverr-gardenn]

i may be obsessed with them

[captain-coelacanth]

I like the idea (mostly used in animation, but still) that the various mcyters' chats are little things that follow them around, like crows for Philza. Tl:dr this is how I envision the various chats :)

Philza's chat are little crows that fly along behind him, obviously; love to gossip and talk about nonsense

Ranboo's chat are those little enderman particles; just hover around, being fun and comforting

Charlie Slimecicle's are little baby slimes that bounce along behind him and stick to stuff (I love the idea that sometimes little hype messages get stuck on random blocks, left for another mcyter to find later)

Nihachu's are little hearts that zip along behind her and occasionally land on her and in her hair, same thing as with Charlie's - just occasionally get stuck for someone else to find

Tubbo's are bees; he just has a swarm of bees following him around, buzzing excitedly; might leave pollen and honey on his clothing

Wilbur's chat are little smoke particles, making him look like he's on fire - just a cloud of smoke around him, occasionally engulfing other people

Note: none of these are canon, I just like the idea of the chats existing with the characters <3

[king-of-the-oranges]

Ranboo can unhinge his jaw like a snake but one side isn’t as stretchy as the other due to not being his enderman part.

[goldiesflag]

Been writing a darkish fic

Head cannon for why Ranboo is half white and black! Sit back and watch as I struggle to explain this for the third time.

Endermen aren’t born. They’re brought into existence by the void (connects overworld to the end) starting from young children. The void sends the children to hauntings. It will not send one to a single enderman.

Sometimes, in the void, the children get caught amongst the nothingness. They get lost. Overstaying your welcome in the void isn’t good for anyone, and their skin begins to change. They grow weaker as they start to die. Some fade away then and there, but some find their way again, finally being sent out to the overworld with their new haunting.

But now, they’re weaker. They’re different. White sticks out easily in the dark, and endermen are children of the night. One child could bring the death of the whole haunting. So they are left to die, or are killed.

[woodlands-nd]

it's interesting to see the variations on the way people write ranboo in fics, specifically with how he is with water (the other stuff is cool too but it's what I'm thinking of now.)

For like in minecraft I've usually seen it that he can't touch it or it burns or whatever (with varying degrees) and sometimes he can drink it, sometimes not

For like real life aus or whatever (like c!ranboo but in an irl situation) theres like human and hybrid or whatever. For human I've seen it where he gets like hives or is allergic to water, for hybrid it usually hurts him I think but I've seen him clean himself using like lava with resistance potion or water resistance potion.

[indicolite-artist]

im getting a little carried away w my niki ranboo siblings headcanon

[sharkbarkinnit]

Shark. I got an idea.

Bubbly enthusiastic reader who forgets alot with Ranboo AWW. Of platonically and I'm totally not exposing myself nooo definitely not. ANYWAY thank you if you do this!

-💫

OH MY GOD THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA THANK YOU!!! (idk if this is cc or c so imma do character boo i hope thats ok:])

Bubbly and Forgetful Reader with Ranboo (platonic)

You and Ranboo are best friends! You guys do almost everything together!

A lot of the time its just you running around and talking his ear off, but he doesn't mind!

Sometimes while rambling though you do forget what you are talking about-

It also sucks when Ranboo also can't remember 👁👁

Definitely one time you guys made plans to have lunch together but completely forgot

you still went over to his house though

energetic as ever

sometimes you guys make plans with Tubbo and Tommy but forget and end up at one of your houses

The other two eventually find you and remind you

you both feel really bad but Tubbo reassures y'all its ok

Tommy just teases y'all

Tubbo and Tommy have to remind you guys of a lot of things to think of it actually

most of the time its little things like where you put your axe or where you guys are going

though sometimes when it is bad for you guys they do their best to help and make you guys feel better

sweet friends they are

ranboo will forget a lot of things about himself

especially his height

but a quick reminder is when he tries to walk through your front door

he tries to then just BONK

he hits head a lot-

Thanks for the request!!

Im so sorry this took me so long! school has been kicking my ass👁👁

anyway thanks again 💫 !!

DONT FORGET EVERYONE REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!

[nomsfaultau]

As much as I adore stupidly tall Technoblade, there’s so much potential in him being short. All these tall tales of the man that causes everyone else in the land to tremble, and then in walks a guy who’s barely 5’5” and yet everyone in the room tenses. Particularly love the image of Quackity cowering back from a tiny ferocious pig man.

plus the comedic potential of Tommy being taller than him ALONE makes it worth considering. Tommy trying to hide behind Techno for protection except you can so easily snipe him with a bow regardless, or continually slamming his forehead on the doorways in Techno’s house. Since Techno never planned to see basically anyone again in retirement he fully did not make an house survivable for giants. But also every week Techno makes his doorways shorter by an inch just so Tommy never adjusts to ducking. It’s like two months before Tommy realizes. It’s also a massive problem when Ranboo starts hanging around the house, especially since they leave horn marks on the ceilings.

[jackinthebox80085]

How the SBI + others would draw themselves!

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

These three just casually living in the tundra while also being the least physically built for cold weather possible:

This is absolutely just an excuse for boreal trio cuddle piles, and I will find a way to sneak this headcanon into a fic someday for that purpose.

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

the syndicate in order of (greatest to least) (also sorry no connor lmao):

Height: Ranboo, Technoblade, Phil, Niki

Strength: Techno, Niki, Phil, Ranboo (i am a buff c!Niki truther ok)

Smarts in reference to battle strategy: Niki and Techno tied for first (can you tell I think Niki is badass), Phil, Ranboo

Stealth: Ranboo, Niki, Phil, Techno

Speed: This one is tough because Ranboo can teleport and Phil can fly once his wing prosthetics are made, but running speed it’s Niki, Techno, Ranboo, Phil.

[oliverr-gardenn]

im just gonna dump some c!ranboo sketches and hcs here yup im definitely not obsessed with them

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ notes: just wanted to do something in honor of sorry boys going on hiatus. this is entirely based on their last video so watch that to understand the silly headcanon time. cc!wilbur likers will be blocked by the way, thanks. get out of here

↳ warnings: none. just the four members here. four original, and only, members of sorry boys. no one else

↳ song: campus—vampire weekend

masterlist | commissions | carrd

• You'd think that an afternoon shift at a trampoline park would be easy; especially on the down days. Hanging around the snack bar with your employees, blowing whistles at loud kids, and keeping whatever was left in the lost and found bin became something of a daydream to you upon first getting hired

• It was a better alternative to the fast food joint you had worked previously at a crazed food van—you'd rather do anything but that after quitting

• Your first tip that things weren't going to be that easy should have been the camera crew that shuffled in on your second week, lead in part by a blonde guy with a stack of pre-signed waivers in his hand

• "What's up with that?" You turned to your only other coworker at the hour, a lanky guy with a mask and fluffed up hair. You thought you remember his name starting with an R or something along the lines of that, but mostly you referred to him as 'dude' or 'hey you.' He never felt the need to correct you, so you just never stopped

• "Oh yeah." He'd responded with a tired voice while barely even looking around. "Uh, we have a group that comes in every few days and rents out the place. I've seen them bouncing around, and I'm not really sure they're, uh, stable I guess you could say."

• Glancing down from the reception desk and to the play floor below, you caught a glimpse of the three others he spoke of, one being the blonde kid from earlier, surrounded by a few cameras and doing some rather weak jump moves. One in a red fat suit fell over at one point and refused to get up as he rolled around on the floor whining

• "Er," You took a step out of the reception desk area as you pointed a finger down at the scene. "Shouldn't one of us be down there? Supervising, and all that." You neglected to mention that one of the men looked old enough to be your father and should probably be mediating them

• For a moment you thought your coworker would shrug and tell you to go on, but he just sighed and grabbed his whistle like a weary office worker preparing for a morning round

• "At least this time I won't be alone." He looked at you. The eyebags under his eyes made you feel like he'd done this a lot more than he'd ever wanted to, despite only being at work a few weeks more than you

• The next few minutes went by fine. You were mostly ignored by the two fellows in fat suits as they proceeded to say 'dude' and 'bro' far too much, and was only offered a high five by the same blonde— Tungo you now knew. At one point the cameramen pulled you and the other worked over for a small interview, the likes of which you seemed to enjoy more than him

• The first time either of you really had to step in was when the red fat suit one delved into his shell, yelling something about yoinking his pork

• "Chungus? Chungo?" You managed to say his name without somehow laughing. "Please don't do that. We're gonna have some problems if you continue to."

• As Chounce popped his head out like a cartoon character to look at you, you offered a wobbly smile, and was severely relieved when he finally brought his hands out of his suit to cross them

• "For the record dude I wasn't even pulling my plug." He frowned, having the decency to look midly embarrassed. "I was just thinking about my feelings, bro."

• You got a thankful look from your fellow employee at your successful endeavors

• The both of you continued to watch as a competition between Chounce and Tungo occurred, eventually somehow turning into a fight between them as the self proclaimed Master Za watched

• In reality, you were pretty sure their real names all aligned somewhere along the lines of Tommy Charlie and Phil, if the signatures on their wavers spoke for anything, but none of them seemed to call each other anything but nonsense

• At one point, you were compelled enough by the entertainment to purchase a bag of popcorn from the snack desk, earning a look at disappointment from your coworker as he saw

• "Please don't encourage them." He dragged a hand down his face, careful not to knock his mask off

• "I don't think it'd matter if I did or didn't." You smiled through a mouthful. "Just look at 'em." You waved at the kid zone they'd all migrated too in the last hour or two, currently kissing Master Za on the face as he yelped in protest

• "Wait." Your hand lowered slowly as you blinked. "That's not allowed—"

• The two of you took off in their direction, using your whistles for what felt like the hundredth time that day as you ran

• By the time closing hours came around, it was dark enough outside to make you yawn. It took a significant amount of convincing to get the three of them, mostly Chounce, to leave and stop bouncing, but it eventually worked with a few well placed bribes. Namely, handfuls from your unfinished chip bag from earlier

• "You weren't all that bad! Not a wrong'un after all." Tungo eventually confided in you in front of everyone as you went to close up, looking strangely proud about such a mediocre compliment. You grinned at him anyways, finding him to be one of the saner ones throughout the whole ordeal

• "Maybe next time I could judge a match of yours, yeah?" You offered as you thumbed through the cash in the register

• "Please do not encourage them." A familiar voice from outside sounded for the second time that day, making you suck air between your teeth in an attempt not to snort with laughter

• "And remember to check the bathrooms before you leave. One of them likes to hide in them after we close."

• "Sorry, what—"

• You ended up having to drag Chounce out bt his ankles that night and into Master Za's car so he could get home

• "You know what? It's still better than the food truck."

[ender-lune]

does anyone else think about nlm beeduo . anyone else .