A Whole Rainbow of Ponies
Episode 7 of the Rump Design Games brings me and my cohost Pony Flickerman to the rainbow pony collection of year 2.
Disclaimer once again, Pony Flickerman and myself are both native.
Parasol (aka Sonnenschirmchen/Protovrohi/Rosa/Pingo de Chuva/Noivinha)
Spirit of the Pony: 5/5
Does the Palette Fuck: 4.5/5
Ugliness: 3/5
Promising start, umbrellas for parasol. These are absolutely weird shaped, they could've been connected and would've looked fine and I think the palette could've better matched the peachiness of her body. However, the absolute scene queen aesthetic of whatever's going on in the example pic. If I could give bonus points for swag I would.
Moonstone (aka Pierre de Lune/Mondschein/Ouranos/Turchino/Asinha Bola de Prata/Selene)
Spirit of the Pony: 1.5/5
Does the Palette Fuck: 4.5/5
Ugliness: 3/5
That's not a moon nor a moonstone. That is Uranus. Or Neptune. Whatever. Saturn! Fuck it! It's not a moon! What's with the random dots? Are those the moons of the planet??? She's not called Many Moons (great native name) like. Moonstone here has an opposite problem to Parasol where her colours blend in a little too well with her body. Maybe they were more vibrant upon release but the colours are still so similar nonetheless. I love me a bimbo though, dumbass bitch after my own heart.
Skydancer (aka Himmelstänzer/Astrapi)
Spirit of the Pony: 1/5
Does the Palette Fuck: 5/5
Ugliness: 4/5
Listen. I get it. Little Vs in the sky are meant to be birds. Understandable. What's not understandable is how in the fuck shitty cartoon birds relate to "Skydancer". Maybe you can try and bullshit it with "ooh birds dance through the sky" but I'm not having it, don't come for me with that shit. Have you ever seen a seagull? Pitiful. In relation to her story in relation to her Rump Design I think of music notes in the wind more than I think of crappy birds. There are no birds mentioned. Do better Hasbro.
Sunlight
Spirit of the Pony: 1/5
Does the Palette Fuck: 3/5
Ugliness: 1/5
Pony Flickerman, in tears: Why would you make the clouds GOLD and the sun SILVER, why would you DO THIS TO ME HASBRO
Aside from the colours being weird and atrocious choices for what they're supposed to convey, that sun shape is just. Bad. It's bad. She failed every geometry test possible. The opportunity to make it a cute cartoon half-sun with bigger triangles is right there my friend. Her name is Sunlight, why are we covering the sun in the first place. A pony with this Rump Design would better be named something like Cloudy Day in my opinion. As for her backstory, first of all HORROR STORY. NIGHTMARE FUEL. LIVING SHADOW BAD. Second of all, it has nothing to really do with sunlight, this is about playing hide and seek with her shadow and then the rain coming in. I am appalled. Haunted shadows do not interact.
Windy
Spirit of the Pony: 4/5
Does the Palette Fuck: 5/5
Ugliness: 2/5
Unnamed Host: Do you think this one is going to be like... leaves blowing in the wind?
Pony Flickerman: I don't think god loves me enough for that.
It's not horrible but it does look borderline like some zebra stripes. It could use some leaves or any other shape to convey the wind better. Like the little dots could be leaves instead. Her name at least makes sense with her background included, she's the fastest rainbow pony so she be fuckin' zoomin' like the wind. Impeccable.
Starshine (aka Sternenglanz/Asinha de Açucar)
Spirit of the Pony: 5/5
Does the Palette Fuck: 5/5
Ugliness: 5/5
Pony Flickerman: She is serving QUILT :clap: CUNT :clap: REALNESS :clap::clap::clap:
I think her Rump Design could've been another colour but otherwise it's cute. I have no qualms, her Rump Design is a star and it's shining. What's there to comment on. Originally her Design was a vibrant gold so there are no qualms. She's lovely and perfect.
Final Scores
Parasol: 12.5/15
Moonstone: 9/15
Skydancer: 10/15
Sunlight: 5/15
Windy: 11/15
Starshine: 15/15
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“A pet peeve I have about Equestria Girls is that Sunset Shimmer and Princess Twilight Sparkle’s relationship was constantly infringed upon for the sake of plot convenience. Examples of this include: Twilight’s visit to the human world and interaction with Sunset being omitted in Friendship Games, Twilight not being there when Sunset came through the portal in Mirror Magic, and Sunset not thinking to contact Twilight right away in Sunset’s Backstage Pass (which seemed OOC for her since she’s been shown immediately turning to Twilight whenever she’s dealing with a problem or just to fill her in on how her life is going). Heck, there’s even an EG comic that’s a part of an MLP magazine that includes Twilight being too busy with princess duties to spend time with Sunset. As someone who ships them, it sucked to constantly see them being kept apart due to the nature of the storylines they were involved in.”
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