#mmmm crackfic

[chuuyascumsock]

Hot Cocket || Minors DNI

I just realized I never posted my Dazai fucking a hot pocket fic on here. If the Ao3 babes had to suffer, y’all do too LMAO.

Summary: Ah, yes, welcome to the bullshit that I call “art”. Today’s episode: Dazai fucks a Hot Pocket. Don’t ask me what gave me this idea, my friend came up with it so thank him for this utter monstrosity. I suppose I’ll take the smallest bit of credit for wanting to write a crackfic of Dazai sticking his dick in something he shouldn’t— because it’s called having a sense of humor.

Tags: Dazai Osamu/Hot Pocket, I talk about how dazai would definitely be a ham and cheese hot pocket kind of a guy, I make kind of weird metaphorical jokes, If Asagiri gets to blow children up then I can throw them into traffic, descriptions of fucking a hot pocket, descriptions of burning the dick (because he’s fucking a HOT pocket), um… creampie in a hot pocket..?, oh— and then Fyodor eats the hot cum pocket lol.

Dazai had been feeling particularly lonely on a Saturday night.

Without any women around to woo with his unhinged rizz, Dazai sought after a cheap comfort food he often turned to in his crippling depressive times. The freezer flings open with a creak to reveal the godly image of a box of hot pockets. As expected— nothing else resided in the freezer other than said hot pockets because Dazai was as broke as a medical college student in debt.

Dazai reaches a bandaged hand inside before grasping the box and pulling it close to his chest. He could already feel saliva pooling in his mouth as he re-lived his previous encounters and tastes of his hot pockets. But this one was different. This one was pepperoni. Normally, Dazai was a ham and cheese kind of guy, but they had been barren of any ham and cheese hot pockets. It made him sad to think about, but it also brought rejoice as he could finally try another flavor of hot pocket.

Dazai is quick to tear the box’s top off and reach a hand inside to grab the frozen snack pocket out. Even in a plastic wrapping, he could still smell the permeating waft of garlic and herbs. He fumbled around the kitchen as he ripped the plastic off and put the snack into the small cardboard pocket, basically throwing the hot pocket into the microwave like you would throw a small child into oncoming traffic.

Not really giving a fuck, Dazai punches the microwave which some how starts a two minute timer and the hot pocket starts spinning in small, grueling long circles. His eyes stare into the microwave’s glass window, taking in the way the hot pocket slowly warms up.

Deep down, Dazai wished to be a hot pocket. Because he, too, wished to be cooked in a microwave. What a way to go out.

It feels like eternity until the microwave beeps loudly to signify that the slutty— I mean tasty treat is done cooking. His eyes light up and Dazai takes the hot pocket out of the microwave. “It’s… It’s beautiful…” He whispers tearfully as the hot pocket steams from the packet. Realizing how hot it was the next few seconds after, he tosses it between his hands and onto the counter gently, “Ow— hot, hot— ahhhh.”

Staring at the hot pocket, Dazai begins to drool excessively— oh, and he was hard. Dude got a raging boner from looking at this hot pocket too long. Just like me fr.

“Aw man, now I’m super horny…” He whines as he looks down at his tightened slacks. He thinks for a moment before he looks back to the hot pocket and gets an idea.

The hot pocket steamed in need of his ACHING COCK (I can see you cringing behind that screen, Guac <3). Or at least that’s how Dazai took it because of how horny he was. “You want me, don’t you?” He grins at the hot pocket with desire— only getting a soft puff of steam in return and a whiff of garlic that made him twice as hard.

Eager to get off now, Dazai unzips his slacks and pushes them down enough to have access to the hot pocket. His accurate sized dick of three inches— I mean— his monster cock slapped against his stomach as he wasn’t wearing underwear because it’s canon that he goes commando. Dazai then took the hot pocket and brought it to his lips before taking a slow bite. And in typical Dazai fashion— he moaned loud enough for the entire apartment complex to hear and got several noise complaints which all went to Kunikida’s answering machine.

“My god, you’re such a slutty tease,” Dazai groans, swallowing the cold ass bite that’s always at the end of the hot pocket. Pushing at the sides with his fingers, the hot pocket opens to reveal its gooey melted cheese and sloppy pizza sauce insides with the occasional chunks of pepperoni. Dazai stroked his cock until he had spread enough precum along his length, though it’s questionable as to why he would as he’s fucking a hot pocket pussy and not actual pussy because he gets none.

Wasting no more time, Dazai slid his dick into the scalding hot pocket and screamed from the pain of literal lava burning the skin of his dick. But he kept trekking through the feeling, because he’ll be damned having his dick blistered by some hot pizza sauce and melting mozzarella chunks ruin him from being horny enough to fuck a microwaveable snack. “Yeah, you like that you dirty, saucy whore?” He grunted, uncaring of the melted cheese and pizza sauce sticking to his now blistering cock.

As this poor hot pocket was being violated like no one’s business, Kunikida was sobbing himself to sleep after getting multiple detailed complaints about how loud Dazai was being while he was aggressively fucking a hot pocket like I did to your mom last night.

“I’m gonna turn you into a toaster strudel, baby,” Dazai moaned loudly, thrusting harder into the hot pocket before filling it to the brim with his cum. “That’s it, take my seed you cheesy whore…” He panted, pulling his dick out of the cum stuffed hot pocket. It took a few moments until he realized the damage that the hot pocket had done to his dick as he looked down to see the various red burn spots and blistering skin covered in pizza sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. “Now I’m going to need bandages for my dick…” He sighed, tossing the hot pocket aside like they didn’t have a special bond. “Well, I’m not hungry anymore, my dick hurts… Time to stick it in some ice cream~” Dazai trailed off to get Kunikida’s credit card to go buy and defile yet another item of food.

As the hot pocket sat on the ground oozing with cum, a rat squeaked and scampered by before sniffing the hot pocket. Deemed worthy enough to take it back to its master, the rat dragged the hot pocket into a mouse hole and scrambled through the walls of the apartments until it made its way outside and into a manhole. Making its way through the sewers, the rat finally arrives at its master.

“What is this?” A Russian accent echoes through the sewers. Slender hands pick up the rat and the hot pocket, Fyodor looking at both with a questionable gaze. The rat squeaks to communicate with the Russian joker and squirms out of his grasp to scatter off to its family.

“A toaster strudel, you say? I’ve never seen such a thing, incredible…” Fyodor doesn’t even bother to take a good look at the hot pocket to see the fluids dripping out of it before he takes a large bite and chews. His face scrunches up— but he keeps eating because man is anemic and refuses to eat anymore of his belly button lint to survive.

“What a strange tasting toaster strudel…”

[abbey-abdominal]

kink negotiation comic i will never clean up because ill never stop laughing

[ellaenchanting]

Hypnovember 2023 Master Post.

This year was my 5th Hypnovember! To be honest, it felt particularly hard-fought since I had a lot of life stuff happening in the background this month. (Nothing traumatic, don't worry.) Still, I managed to write about 10,803 words, record almost 50 minutes of audio, and pay tribute to a lovely friend. I'm likely not doing daily prompts next year but I'm glad I ran this marathon one more time. 5 years is a respectable amount of time to do anything so- I'm proud of myself.

Everything I wrote/created is below! Use these icons to find what looks interesting to you:

Icons- 📰- story 🔊- audio ✅-recommendation list ⭐-Ella's favorites 😍- romantic 🌈- queer 😴- regular ole’ hypnosis 🛀- brainwashing and/or hypnotist in a tub 👻- spooky ❓- bad or reeeally questionable consent  👨‍🔬 -science! 🤪 -crackfic #-#sceneideas 😭-feeeels  🦄 -mythological creatures   🔥 -explicitly sexy  🔁 switchy switches 😵‍ -intelligence play  🫥-amnesia 🏴‍☠️- Our Flag Means Death fanfic ☕- comfort 🤏-tiny fic 💌-poem 🚫- denial or teasing 🪞-autobiographical or contains autobiographical elements 🧲 old timey mesmerism

Day 1: Dazed 🔊⭐😴

File description: One Take Wonder induction designed to remind you that going into trance isn't difficult at all.

It's OK.

Just drift.

Day 2: Brain Drain M/m(/m) 📰 😴 🌈😍 🔁🏴‍☠️☕

Choice quote: "Izzy grinned too, feeling oddly proud to be trusted with this quiet moment. He and Ed had never been conventional. Maybe it was OK that Ed and Stede weren't either."

Day 3: Coils (Author/you) 📰 😴 🤏☕

Choice quote: "When I say 'my words coil around you', it IMPLIES control but what it really gives is permission. "

Day 4: Denial 🔊😴🔥🚫

File description: "Denial. That's it. That's all the description you get."

Fun fact: Unless you want spoilers- then head over here

Day 5: Maid (The author/you) 📰 🤏🛀

Choice Quote: "What if you could clean your home and clean your mind at the same time? "

Day 6: Soul Contract (Being/supplicant) 📰 🤏🦄🤪

Choice quote: "So- you say you'll give me your free will?"

Fun fact: This is secretly Good Omens fanfic about Aziraphale (with the serial numbers filed off).

Day 7: Repetition is Hypnotic 🔊👨‍🔬

File description: "Repetition is Hypnotic- what it says on the tin"

Day 8: Addicted (M/f) 📰 ⭐❓😭🛀🪞

Choice quote: "It felt like being owned. It felt like love. Then just as surely as the flood started- it stopped."

Fun fact: This was NOT a fun story to write, partially because it dug up some of my and my friends' worst experiences. I'm glad it's been helpful for some people who have been in some really bad situations, though- I'm hope I did you all justice. You (and we all) deserve so much more than this.

Day 9: Erased (?/f) 💌🛀

Choice quote: "That had all been/Erased"

Day 10: Confidence (F/f) 📰😴🌈🫥❓😍🤪🧲

Choice quote: "'No,' interrupted the young mesmerist. 'I mean- I know this is quite unusual but- I find myself quite fond of you, Harriet.'

Day 11: Attitude Adjustment/IQ Reduced (M/f) 📰⭐😴😍😵‍#🔥

Choice quote: "'That's good, honey,' he encouraged. 'You don't need to think right now. I've got all your bigger thoughts for safekeeping.'"

Day 12: Hyperfocus (The author/you) 📰😴🤏👨‍🔬

Choice quote: "I know you can focus, but can you HYPERfocus?"

Day 13: Smile (Being/f) 📰🤏👻🦄

Choice quote: "It made her smile."

Day 14: Impossibly Deep (Person/person) 📰🤏❓🛀🫥#

Choice quote: "'Not possible to be this deep, isn't that right?'

'Mmmm not possible. Too deep.'"

Day 15: Shatter 🔊👨‍🔬🛀

File description: Just a quick loopable file with a nice "shatter" mantra

Day 16: Sex Obsessed ✅🌈

Fun fact: Recommendation list of my favorite content from my friend @sex-obsessed-lesbian

Day 17: Corrupted (M/f) 📰⭐🤏❓🔥#

Choice quote: "'I can give you what you want," he said, silkily. "All the submission. All the pleasure. Everything you've been dreaming of...All you need to give me in return,' he continued, 'is your 'no'".

Day 18: Pet 🔊☕😴

File description: I'm a bit sick so- did some nice self hypnosis around the idea of being pet.

Day 19: Elevator (F/f) 📰😴🔁#

Choice quote: "Have you ever ridden the Tower of Terror at Disney World?" Ivy asked.

Day 20: Transformation 🪞⭐

Choice quote: "She didn't know that something could be both campy playacting and extremely real at the same time-the feelings, the bonding, the lingering effects-all of it."

Day 21: Forget 🔊🤪🫥👨‍🔬

File description: "Similar to the style of Samsung's website that helps you forget TV series you've watched, this file is designed to help you forget all of my Hypnovember content for this year- so you can experience it again for the first time!"

Day 22: Hypnotic Hands (F/f) 📰😴#🌈

Choice quote: "But mistress could make anything hypnotic. And today she had made HER hands hypnotic too."

Day 23: ...And Back Down 💌😴😭

Choice quote: "...And back down"

Day 24: Ready to Play (F/m) 📰😴#🪞🛀🚫

Choice quote: "The slight curve of her lip indicated she had something in mind but- had it started?"

Day 25: At Peace (Being/f) 📰🤏👻🦄

Choice quote: "It was useless to fight against it- although in the beginning she had tried."

Day 26: Shadows (F/f) 📰🌈🚫🛀

Choice quote: "Those shadows of her former self were still there- they helped make her who she was now. Who she was now, though, was happy."

Day 27: Shiny (F/m)📰🤏#😴🛀

Choice quote: "The leather boots weren't 'shiny, shiny' like in the song, but it didn't matter. "

Day 28: Workout (F/f) 📰⭐🛀🚫🔥🌈#

Choice quote: "'I'm going to challenge you a bit today, ok?' she says. 'Are you ready for that?'"

Day 29: Wholesome (The author/you) 📰⭐😂😴☕🪞

Choice quote: "It means something to us, and thus it has meaning"

Day 30: You Win (F/nb)📰😂😍😴☕

Choice quote: "'Hmph,' they responded, grumpily. 'I know what you're doing.'"

I'm entirely a hobbyist content creator and work primarily for feedback and belly rubs. :) (I do take tips on Ko-fi though if you're feeling generous!) If you liked anything I made this month, I'd be really really delighted to hear about it. Hell, I'm delighted to hear constructive criticism as well- anything to know this isn't all going to into a void somewhere. Reblogs are also very much appreciated.

That being said- here are a few people in particular I want to thank for your encouragement, your inspiration, your cheerleading, or just generally for helping get me through the month- @thekinkycocktailclub @mentat101posts @jam-and-stuff @linnybeenaughty @sex-obsessed-lesbian @theleeallure @tennfan2 @spiralturquoise @daja-the-hypnokitten @misscammiedawn @royb8772 @hypno-potion @hypno-sandwich @wellgnawed @redriotwest @egur19 @mozart32 @mys-oleander @sleepwithgiggli @telephonetrance @dommestic @subbypuppy (I know I'm leaving a bunch of people off so- I apologize if I am and know I still appreciate you a lot.)

Extra special shoutout to @emptyofbrains2 who has not only given me lots of great feedback but has also written a lot of her own great stuff this past month. Check out her Tumblr if you haven't already!

Stay tuned to this space for- whatever it is the future holds. :) I'm excited- I hope you are too.

Thanks y'all :)

[apollodarling-writes]

hear me out… isakai’d reader somehow manages to get thrown into attack on titan season one and retains all their knowledge. but also, knowing that if they try to change the plot line, things could be even worse. the angst potential and also the crackfic potential…. mmmm i think im gonna write out some scenarios

[botwstoriesandsuch]

I recently read Shades of blue after you rwcommended it and Oh My God was it worth it. That was beautiful and amazing and do you have any other recommendations?

✨MISSIONS ACCOMPLISHED✨

AAAAAA I’m so glad you read it!!! Honestly I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me for recs for awhile because I have.........a few...

Miscellaneous ships here, not just Revalink but the first lot are

- Pinesong by @a-perplexing-puzzle D-Do I even need to explain myself more??? I talk about this fic every other day of the week..... it’s just great vibes....soft and fluffy and angsty just *chef’s kiss* two gay boys searching through their old memories to remember how gay they are 

- Shades of Blue by @unapologetically-asexual OK I know original anon just said they read this but for you idiots that haven’t read it yet....uhhhh get on that. Nothing I could say would really advertise this fic better than this post

- somebody’s always looking (nothing’s quite as sweet) by @kouzaires One of my FAV Coffee shop AU’s for botw....so sof......so tender...........so warrmmmmm.............they characters are written so well.....just love it...a lot

- Broken Spirits by @legendoftoad It’s just AAAAAAAAAA??!!? My boys are hurting and the malice for half of it is frickin doing things to my boy and then of course you got your PTSD themes meddled in there and hnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhghgh my hurt/comfort itch is sufficiently scratched go read

- Linger On by ICanFlyHigher [idk if they have a tumblr] Ok I actually haven’t finished this fic yet but it’s been recommended time and time again so I’ve been reading this in my spare time I’m on like Chapter 12 or 13 I think but I can say with CERTAINTY that the writing is fantastic and tender moments are off the charts and my boys are so precious and also the Yiga are actually cool in this so that’s nice

- Learning Flight by homewardbound This is just *chefs kiss* *standing ovation* *throws confetti in the air* quality quality Revalink. Just a delicious chocolate cake of botw and Revalink. You got your mysterious Revali waking up 105 years later batter, and your angsty PTSD gay boys duo chocolate chips, and then you can chuck in some engaging sideplot elements as a few tall tiers, and then the cake is all whipped up with the wooden spoon of subtextual writing just mmmm delicious. and ALSO I betaed a thing that is gonna happen and let me tell you shit is gonna happen like VERY IMPORTANT SUPER COOL plot twists be happening so you better read it 

- Conversations After The End Of The World by @bismuthllie Ok this one’s a oneshot but I always go back and read it because...idk it just strums my heart strings a lot...I’ve said Pinesong was my first big Revalink fic I’ce read, but this was like...my first, first piece of Revalink content I read ever so...yeah <3 ....and also the art for this comic is fantastic too even thought it gives me the emotions......hahaha ok Revali it’s time to stop being dead

- I See You Swimming In The Sky by @unavoidablekoishi OK OK I know my logic isn’t the best considering it’s the only Revali/Mipha fic I’ve read, but god dammit it’s the best Revpha fic I’ve ever read I still need to catch up cause I’m like 3 chapters behind but this fic CONVERTED me ok, miphvali went from a “huh yeah the art is nice I can kinda see it” to “THAT FISH IS SIMPING FOR THE BIRD 24/7 AND THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER″ This is some *claps* GOOD. SHIT. Ok? *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so much charming characterization and interaction (and also has made me scream both happily and not happily on several occasions)

- Guardian of The Wilds by @no-themes-just-memes in which I constantly miscall it “Guardian of the Wild” because I’m stupid This isn’t so much a ship fic but it’s so cool Link is a spirit, Urbosa and Zelda’s mom are a thing, Zelda is HERE and she is AMAZING like no spoilers but holy shit Zelda is here and slaying in more ways than one and riding Satori and hhnnnnhhhhhhhh it’s all about those ~plot twists~ and tone changes ya know? very very very nice...

- Firebird by @paellaplease Oh no, it’s Kip’s obligatory Firebird gush whoopsie poopsie who would have guessed surely not me. This is just my standard for Oc ship content now it’s so good I am gay for one fire girl Maiya is my spirit animal and I just wanna cup her in my hands softly even though I know she would probably burn me for it but it would totally be worth it. The writing is just superb and I am also gay for great imagery and action which this is chalk full of so go read it 

Ok it’s actually 2am right now and I still need to finish a bunch of AP work so I’m just gonna speed run the rest of these recs

@echogekkos writes such cute and soft Miphlink fics that are on my top tier list like this one and oh crap this post made me realize Healing Touch updated crap there are so many things I need to read and catch up on anyways want more miphlink angst? BOOM read the inspiration for eternity by Merakkli and oh what’s that? You want deep lore that was custom made with lots of hot ocs in a fic that spans way beyond BOTW welp here’s Hyrule Bound a universe entirely created by @themisadventurescrew which is yet another fic series that I am behind on crap but oh shit @kittmoon has started a chapter fic called Jaded Seas recently so you should go read that but also all of their oneshots are great as well so you should follow them and did I mention that everyone I’ve tagged are people you should follow because yeah anyhow here’s a crackfic about Goron children that had me shaking out of either fear or confusion for a few days by @angsttronaut ok moving on @thatsnotzelda writes beautifully just take a look at this angsty Revalink thing and also bambambambam you’ve been ambushed by @hatenostorms @going-fancognito @ashrel @lizards-writing-blog so now go request some from them because I said so they’re great also uhhh @idiotic-canadian and @moonchildrenn [Pins_and_Patches on ao3] hate happiness but that’s ok because I get to be emotionally wrecked by their angst and whump hurray! wait fUCK I completely forgot to rec this earlier but my first Zelpha fic was this gorgeous Coffeeshop AU by @theseventhsage called Dreaming of Coffee and Love so go read that *flipping through entire history of ao3* let’s see let’s see... All of the Rito Chronicles by  sturms_sun_shattered is great, and this Teba/Harth one is also a fav and oh CRAP my zelink content is just everything by @fatefulfaerie because it’s just *throws colorful streamers in the air* pretty and I love their writing welp I’m about to collapse lets just end it off with the z’s like @zzariyo and @zeawesomebirdie on ao3  they are some pretty radical french fries if i do say so myself and and ok ok read this other Zelpha coffee au which is also by @kouzaires and this Modern au also by @unavoidablekoishi ok that’s all I can remember right now bye 

[veeeffvee]

After reading your crackfic I lowkey ship it and I thing the ship name should be distortionbars

Heheheh I’m glad I’ve converted yet another one to my crackship :)

Also, I’ve been wondering what I should call the ship for a while now. I have a name for it that I only use myself, but it’s pretty mmmmbad so I’m open to suggestions!

I’ll add yours to the list!

[nympsycho-ao3]

That crackfic about Kakyoin shitting himself, I swear I never laughed out LOUD at a fic before so I give you kudos for that. You should do a part 2 where he shits his pants in the train during the cherry scene.

mmmm only if jotaro eats his stinky poopies

thanks <3

[pepe-weezys-pet-rat]

mmmm my friend just told me to do a random name generator of anyone id be willing to write about and make ships and-

hau from pokemon x shitfuck 😭

GLADION FROM POKEMON X PATRICK STUMP???

ROBAIRE FROM 4TOWN X PETE WENTZZZ???

anyway time to crackfic it the hell up

[amancaykardelens]

Akane toma clases (demasiado) particulares de natación con Rin

porque lo estaban pidiendo (?) el crackfic completo en un solo lugar ~No me tiren con cuchillo, tirenme con tenedor~~ jajaj akane tomada de los hombros de rin (rin, en su máximo esplendor, en cuero, mojado :P) , mientras akane patalea, bah, intenta patalear, pero termina agarrada tipo koala de rin, estaban en la parte honda y se empezó a ahogar. A haru no le gusta mucho la situacion y lo mira a rin con una cara que no es muy ”de poker”, rin está sorprendido tratando de que akane se relaje y se suelte… y aparece ranma, como siempre en el peor mejor (depende de como se vea jajajaj) momento… le lanza una amenaza de muerte a rin, con un comentario que además menciona las pocas/nulas habilidades natatorias de akane, y muchas otras sarasas más. Akane se separa de Rin bruscamente para putear a ranma y de paso menciona que Rin es mil veces más apuesto que el, y que ademas es bueno porque intenta enseñarle en vez de hacerle burlas. A todo esto, Ranma ya está que arde (casi literalmente) y Haru tiene los ojos de un azul muuuy intenso (da miedo! jajaja). Rin entiende cada vez menos de la situación, bah, entiende que ranma y akane son algo así como ‘novios’, lo que no entiende es la expresion de haru, si es que está molesto con ranma por amenazarlo, con akane por halagarlo o con el por el ‘abrazo’ que tuvo con ella y por el comentario que recibió… Se da cuenta de qué es lo que pasa por la mente de su ‘rival’ cuando en medio de toda la situación, que va a explotar en cualquier momento, le dice a Ranma -quiero caballa-. El artista marcial pega un salto del susto, porque ni lo había visto a Haru, una vez que se recupera lo mira con cara de ‘y este qué onda?’. Pero en ese momento de perplejidad se le va un poco el enojo a lo que haru lo agarra del brazo y le dice como si nada, alejándolo de rin y de akane… -si es fileteada mejor, es más rica que enlatada- Ranma no se quiere alejar, pero sin saber este loquito qué tan loquito está, y como su deber como artista marcial es ayudar,fantasmas,ancianos y loquitos va y lo lleva a un restaurante a comer caballa… Mientras el loquito comia la caballa, Ranma intentó interrogarlo para saber quién es el chico que estaba enseñandole a Akane a nadar, pero Haru no le decía nada mientras comía parsimoniosamente la caballa. Mientras tanto Rin quedó entre ofendido, sorprendido, algo celoso y algo dolorido por lo que hizo Haru, y también tenía algo de miedo, ya que Ranma se veía muy molesto. a Akane, por otra parte, viendo que personas inocentes se habian visto involucradas en la bizarra ´'relacion’ con Ranma, y ya no estaba enojada, sino más bien preocupada. Digamos que le daba cosita verlo a rin todo acongojado porque su ´´novio’’ se fue… Así que queriendo arreglar la situacion agarró a rin del brazo,y le dijo -vamos a arreglar esto-. A lo que Rin responde -¿qué vamos a arreglar si no tengo idea de lo que pasó? -Lo que pasó es que Ranma es un idiota! y yo no tendría que haberte dicho esas cosas frente a tu novio, ,lo siento - dice Akane, los ojos de rin se abrieron enormemente y se puso todo rojo, -¿mi QUEEE´?!!- -Tu no-vio - dice muy divertida Nabiki, que estaba filmando todo, y además fotografiando, este recién llegado le iba a hacer ganar una fortuna! Ranma se estaba empezando a impacientar, su plan de sobornar al loquito con caballa no estaba resultando, hasta casi que prefería a la aprovechada de Nabiki. Rin todavía estaba en shock, de todas las cosas que le habían dicho relacionadas con haru, nunca le habían dicho algo así, por un segundo sintió deseos de sonreir y su corazón se expandió…Por un segundo, después cayó en la cuenta de lo irreal que eso sonaba y volvió a su estado de locura - ¡de dónde sacaron eso?! mi novio! jajajajajajajjaja- rió histéricamente. - Entonces estas disponible? cómo te llamas?- preguntaba Nabiki mientras sacaba fotos de todos los ángulos, acababa de descubrir lo bien que le sentaba el traje de baño en la zona posterior, y el chico estaba tan ensimismado en sus cosas que ni se percataba de nada, así que ella seguía sacando fotos. Sin embargo Akane, al escuchar su pregunta, se fijó en ella y sin disimulo dijo - ¡Nabiki!! qué es lo que crees que estás haciendo?!!- Rin quería esconderse 100km bajo tierra al ver la cantidad de fotos que la desconocida habia sacado con su Polaroid sin que se diera cuenta, sabía que ahora que iniciaba una carrera profesional tendría que acostumbrarse a los paparazzi, pero eso era demasiado!. -Gusto en conocerte!, nos vemos!- dijo nabiki con rapidez y se subió a su bicicleta, no quería perder la millonada de yens que valian sus fotos si su “dulce hermanita´” las rompía. -Disculpa a nabiki, es muy particular - dijo Akane - de todos modos tenemos que buscarlos, quien sabe lo que están haciendo en estos momentos- - Es muy violento tu nov, digo ese chico?- no quería mencionar la palabra con N otra vez, y empezó a preocuparse por la salud de Haru, no era cosa que ese artista marcial se pusiera muy violento. - mmmm,,, naah! no golpea indefensos, va a estar bien- Rin no pareció muy convencido con la respuesta, Haru tiene musculos, está bien dotado, quizás el de la trenza piensa que tambien es karateca o algo así, pensandolo bien, nunca le pregunté a Haru acerca de esas cosas… aunque sé que en la tierra no se maneja muy bien, empezaba realmente a preocuparse rin. Aunque otra cosa que le había preocupado es que al pensar en lo ‘dotado’ de su amigo, no solo habia pensado en sus músculos… -Sólo dime quién es ese idiota que estaba manoseando a Akane! devorador compulsivo de caballaaa!!- escucharon cerca de allí… Si le pone un dedo encima lo mato, no sé como, pero lo mato, penso rin, y algo similar penso akane, pero ella sí sabía como matarlo… Cuando llegaron al lugar, Ranma estaba completamente desquisiado, la mesa estaba en la otra punta del local, y haruka tenía un plato en una mano, sus palillos en la otra y seguía comiendo caballa. Toda la situacion le había llegado a su estomago y le habia entrado un apetito voraz por la caballa. Además de que los improvisos celos desmedidos hacia rin seguian rondandole en la cabeza, y pensaba que llenar su estómago de caballa era un buen paleativo… -Soy Matsuoka Rin, y él es Nanase Haruka, si le ponés un dedo ensima te descuartizo!!- Dijo Rin en pose de pelea. Haruka finalmente se despegó de su amada caballa - Sé defenderme Rin!- , -Ah sí? cómo? llenando tu estómago de caballa hasta explotar?! qué hacés con este desquiciado?!- , -A quién llamás desquiciado?! soy Ranma Saotome artista marcial y te debo una paliza por haberte manoseado con MI prometida!- , - Si hay alguien acá que debe una paliza soy YO! , estaba enseñandome a nadar! no estábamos manoseandonos ni nada de eso, pervertido!!- Akane finalizó la pelea con un sillazo 'homerun’ que le hizo a Ranma. A todo esto ya habían evacuado el local y el dueño entre llantos - quién me va a pagar toda esa caballaaa!- Finalmente salieron del local, un dolorido Ranma, una algo ofendida, algo chusma Akane, Rin y Haru discutiendo que sabían defenderse y que cada uno tenía más fuerza que el otro. A lo que Ranma sugirió que hicieran una pulseada para decidirlo… Estuvieron muuucho tiempo intentando derribarse en la pulseada, mientras que todo el dojo Tendo finalmente dormía pacíficamente, Ranma antes de irse a dormir, les dice - recuerden que aquí 'todo vale’- Rin y Haru se miraron perspicaces tratando de decidir cómo usar esa valiosa información para ganar en la pulseada. -Si fuera un concurso de besos te ganaria por goleada- dijo Rin , en realidad pensó en voz alta, quedó tan desgastado que ni se dio cuenta que lo dijo en voz alta…Antes que se pudiera dar cuenta escucho a haru decir - ah sí? eso está por verse…-

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8,9,12,14 and 15 for the fanfic ask game please🤗

if you got a computer virus that deleted all your fics but had just enough time to save one before they were wiped out, which fic would you pick and why?

I answered this one here c:

the “you got kudos“ e-mail is usually much appreciated, but is there a fic you wish you didn’t get these e-mails for? if so, which one and why?

Mmmm, I don't think I had any of those? I love to receive emails that say someone liked my work:')

what headcanon will you keep implementing in your fics, even if canon ends up contradicting it?

I cannot think about one right now, but do ignore a lot of headcanons depending on the situation JAJAJAJ

what trope would you refuse to write even if you were paid to do it?

Any trope that involves any type of abuse.

describe (one of) your wip(s) in the weirdest/most contrived way possible! (asker can choose what wip)

This is a crackfic I will never post The Everhart-Westwood Family vs Durango, México