#mod barbee

[keenie-bopper]

Everyone is freaking out over the crossover, meanwhile my favorite part of the announcement was this guy.

I am pretty sure Blitz just pulled a random Sinner off the streets.

[he11mare]

Me: "I have a half day in the office! Let's be productive and write!" Also Me: "... Horse."

[keenie-bopper]

Brain: “I can take Keenie!”

*remembers that her specialty is a crossbow*

Brain: “… Nevermind!”

[keenie-bopper]

[he11mare]

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I REALLY need to figure out how Distress can do this with a beak. You have no idea HOW BAD I WANT TO DRAW HER LIKE THIS!

[thorn-amidst-roses]

So I popped the armor off of Fancee Barbee to see if I could use the body for wolf guy (my emotional mind was screaming “SACRILEGE” but my rational mind was muttering “who gives a shit if you mod a Mattel doll, seriously, come the fuck on”). Long story short on that one, the answer is “no” - not because I think I couldn’t mod the body to fit an action figure head (I’m sure I could Frankenstein SOMETHING together), but because:

1. The arms on this body don’t actually match the body, they’re fully painted black. I’m terrible at color matching, so I just...ehhh, I could, but I don’t want to go through the hassle and then always have “it’s slightly off” in terms of color, shine, and texture in the back of my mind.

2. The undersuit is actually sewn into him. I could carefully stitch-rip the back to take it off, but there’s not enough material to attach a velcro closure, PLUS the thickness of that would mess with the breastplate/backplate (which are both hard plastic and snap together). I could ladder-stitch it back on later, but then that means wolf guy effectively only has one outfit.

So long story short, while I’m willing to do all sorts of mad science to his actual engineering, messing with the small details puts it firmly into “meh, nevermind” camp.

I have to wonder if I was maybe just looking for an excuse to keep Fancee Barbee intact without realizing it. And the hunt for a pale jointed body continues.

...one surprising thing though, I was pulling his boots off, and his whole leg kinda just...sproinged away. He’s partially strung?? A Mattel doll? In 2019?

[keenie-bopper]

I want to see the dash evolve into chaos… So I dare you to anonymously send your Hellaverse Crush:

“(CRUSH’s NAME), will you be my Valentine?” and nothing else

Let’s watch everyone wildly play detective to uncover their secret admirer.

[keenie-bopper]

*looks at the mug emoji in my inbox*

Do I dare reopen the mug prompt? My new friends do deserve some presents…

[keenie-bopper]

“My day was fine. I might even say, that I had a good day. But boy, was it draining.”

“Would anyone care to join me in brewing some herbal tea? I am thinking peach chamomile. What about you?”

I love when the dash comes alive, like that time we all were eating ice cream. So this time why don’t you guys join me, and brew a cup of something?

I had a long, but good day too just like Keenie. And having tea with my friends irl, sounds like a great night. 

[keenie-bopper]

Mod BarBee: I just found my nearest Spirit Halloween Store! Everyone better watch out! 😆

[keenie-bopper]

After clipping on her earrings and shaking out her wool, Keenie smiles to her friends.

"Looks like all that green dye has finally washed out...""So! What do you think?"

I am not ready to launch Keenie's next chapter, but I really wanted to move on from her green hair. (She will be open to multiverse and multishipping in her next story arc! So if you wanna flirt about her new look...😉)

[keenie-bopper]

Mod BarBee: Our story would have been very different, if Striker had just cut to the chase and killed Lipton before the Cherub’s arrived.

I still think there would be a lecture and battle, but at least then we wouldn’t have had the whole rigmarole of how “Life can be beautiful at every age.”

You are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! – Helluva Dad Vol. 7: C.H.E.R.U.B.

[keenie-bopper]

[keenie-bopper]

I can’t believe Seviathan VonEldritch is the one who owns Alastor’s soul!

Talk about a bad break up! He was so jealous, that he sent an overlord to spy on his ex! Now that’s just pathetic! Oops! Spoiler Alert!

[keenie-bopper]

Mod BarBee: I am visiting family this weekend, so I will be a bit inactive. Buuuuuut…

I will be going to aquarium! So maybe I can take some pictures and write about Keenie visiting the Envy Ring. 🐟🦀🪼🦈🐙

[keenie-bopper]

Oh that’s perfect! Now Keenie won’t have to worry about size difference!

//Hold on. So you're telling me they revealed Asmodeus is Sans from undertale???