#moirai achlyz

[the-gouremet]

IOM BACK BITCHES!!! AND DOES FATE HAVE SOME FUCKIN PLANS FOR MOI!!!

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aw yay :3

my partner!! lui (e/em) makes my heart fly and feel warm n fuzzy.. my darling kitty cate! i love em so so soo much we've been together for nearly 8 years!!! while it is long distance, i cannot wait to finally kiss em <33333 we will cuddle like silly kitties on a picnic in our most gorgeous outfits ive written it in stone >w<

raccoons!! hands down my favourite animal, they are a non-newtonian, non-euclidian, sneaky silly fatasses and i mean this affectionately. the day i see one irl is the day i ascend

my art!! getting to post and talk about my art & projects im working on fuels me, in particular, i love my oc moirai achlyz i will never get over her (@the-gouremet)

homestuck!! this goofy fuckin webcomic has taken my brain hostage and i invited it in. it has completely reinvented my way of thinking, i cant thank and curse it enough for all it's done for me.

minecraft!! this game is very dear to me, been with it since 1.6, i love how limitless it is in both capabilities and creativity. i could never tire out of it with how much is possible inside it.

BONUS!:

static!! yes the static noise you see/hear/feel on analogue televisions is a big brain buzzer for me, the chaos, the connotations, the fact that it is in my visual field 24/7 (hallucination go bzzz) i could genuinely spend hours watching a channel with no signal

[the-gouremet]

what kind of people frequent your place? do you have a favorite customer :o

MOIRAI: EXCELLENT QUESTION DEAR ANON!

MOIRAI: I GET TO MEET LOTSA PEEPS FROM ALL WALKS, DREDGED UP FROM THIS PLANET'S LIFE! LOW TO HIGH, MUTATED TO NORMIE, AND ALLLLL IN BETWEEN!!!

MOIRAI: OTHER FUNHOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE MOST FREQUENT CUSTOMERS, AS IS MOI HOSPITALITY TO MOI KIND! EASY ACCESS TO CANNIBALISTIC DIETARY NEEDS AND WHATNOT. OF COURSE I DO HAVE NON-TROLL FLESH TO WET ANYONE ELSES' APPETITE! SOME DON'T EVEN COME FOR THE FOOD, IOM RUNNING A CHARITY OVER HERE BASICALLY, ILL NEVER COMPLAIN THO!

MOIRAI: NOW FAVOURITE CUSTOMERS, OHHH BOI DO I GOT SOME LOYAL ONES!

MOIRAI: S'PPOSE I'LL START WITH SOME OF THE SAID FUNHOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS! OH MY DEAR TECHNE, THEY GOTTA HAVE THEIR RED MEAT! IOM GLAD THEY'VE FINALLY FELL OUT OF THEIR SHELL!

THEN WE GOT QUADRANT QUARRELS FEATURING KERIOK, OUR LOCAL SWASHBUCKLING DEBUTANTE CONFIDANTE, AND KHEPRI, DUBIOUSLY RICH WITHOUT A FUCK TO GIVE ABOUT IT!

AND DARLING BEBBEL RIGHT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUNHOUSE FUCKHOUSE!! NOT ONE OF US BUT JUST AS CRAZY AS THE NEXT!

MOIRAI: ONE OF MY NEWER CUSTOMERS IN QUITE THE WHILE; PILQES! ON THE LEFT! HE HAD NO DAMN CLUE WHAT HE WAS WALKIN' IN TO! DESPITE THAT I MADE HIM FEEL SAFE!

MOIRAI: OHH AND NOW FOR LOYAL! TYKHAI MY BESTEST FRIEND OF UNIQUE JOYS! SEA COMES IN DAILY FOR ALL THE AMENITIES, FROM ATMOSPHERE TO ZEALOTRY WE SHARE! SHE ALWAYS TIPS WELL BEYOND THE PRICE OF A DISH, BUT THAT'S JUST HER GENEROSITY, I APPRECIATE TYKHAI FOR ALL OF EVERYTHING!

[the-gouremet]

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[the-gouremet]

eat pant

MOIRAI: PANT: EATED

[the-gouremet]

IT ME!

[the-gouremet]

Where do you get ingredients for your dishes and which ones are your favorite?

MOIRAI: OOOOOOOOO!! DOUBLE WHAMMY!

MOIRAI: WEEEEELL FOR MOI FAVOURITE DISH! A BIGASS CHEESEBORGER WITH AAAAAAAAALL THE COLOURS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM BLED INTO THE MEAT!!!!!

MOIRAI: PLUS ANY CANDY ON HAND SMASHED IN IT! WITH A SIDE OF FRIES, SCRAMBLED EGGS IN SLICED EGGS, THICK & CRISP BACON, AND A SMALL PILE OF CAVIAR! IF I WANNA BE REAL FANCY SCHMANCY!!

MOIRAI: AND AS FOR THE OTHER PART, LIKE ANY SANE PERSON I GET MY FRUITS, VEGGIES, AND OTHER PRODUCE FROM THE LOCAL FARMER’S MARKET! EXCEPT FOR MEAT!

(CW: PIXELATED CENSORED GORE UNDER THE CUT)

MOIRAI: I GUESS MOI MEAT HABITS ARE A LITTLE MORE… GRUESOME!

[the-gouremet]

do you eat ass?

MOIRAI: IOM NO COWARD

[the-gouremet]

how is your quadrents?

MOIRAI: I ONLY GOT ONE GAL IN A QUADRANT BUT I GODDAMN COULDNT BE HAPPIER TO HAVE MOI MATESPRIT!

MOIRAI: MY BABE’S NAME IS LAXSMI CYGNUS AND SHE’S THE PRETTIEST GAL I EVER LAID MY EYES ON!

Lax$mi: Moirai may be a little strange, bUt that’$ not stopping me from Wanting to $pend eVery moment I can With her. $he’s ab$olUtely perfect if yoU ask me!

(Mun note: I used marcy-rangel’s couple’s pose pack for the pose they’re in!)

[the-gouremet]

can i smooch?

MOIRAI: HECK YE! YOU GET A SMOOCH TOO ANON!

[the-gouremet]

So you eat people? Isn't that gross?

MOIRAI: EH! KINDA DEPENDS ON WHAT YALL MEAN!

MOIRAI: SINCE YALL ASKING MOI HERE, IT AINT! MOST ALL OF MY PEEPS WITH MOI MUTATION DO THE SAME! IT’S OUR NAAAAAATURAL DIET!

MOIRAI: ‘COURSE FROM I GUESS A NORMAL PEEPS PERSPECTIVE IT’S A LIL VILE!

MOIRAI: I MEAN IF YA LOOKIN’ FOR AN ANSWER, THE GROSSEST PART REALLY IS ‘THE CLEANOUT PROCESS’ YOU COULD CALL IT!

MOIRAI: IT’S NASTY AS FUCK!

[the-gouremet]

What’s your favorite candy?

MOIRAI: AIRHEADS EXTREME ARE THE SHIT!!!!!!!!

MOIRAI: THO I WILL ADMIT THAT THEY MAKE MOI HELLA SLEEBY ALONG W OTHER SOUR CANDY!!!!!!!!

[the-gouremet]

wait. no trickster. damn then you are one colorfull mutant

MOIRAI: YE YE! YALL BET! IM KINDA MORE OF A SUBSPECIES TECHNICALLY,

MOIRAI: BUT BEING A MUTANT IS JUST ANOTHER PART OF BEING MOI!

MOIRAI: THOUGH I GUESS WHAT I HAVE IS CALLED A MUTATION KSJDHFKSJDFKJSH

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*sip* nothing like quake 3 right?

MOIRAI: ??????????????????

MOIRAI: I DONT KNOW WHAT QUAKE 3 IS!

MOIRAI: ALL I KNOW IS IOM EXPERIENCING A MAGNITUDE 3 QUAKE FROM MY CONFUSION IF THAT HELPS!

[the-gouremet]

MOIRAI: HEY YALL HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!! ASK ME SOME QUARSTIONS ABT MY QUAD LIFE AND ILL LET YOU BE IN THE KNEW THE V-DAY!