#monsta x out here fkn everybody up

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This is the absolute worst week. I am completely gutted.

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I have been so curious on your tags you have for groups...... can you please tell me a few because I am genuinely curious what you have for them. They are great and hilarious. Like baby nunu boulder I can think about at 3 am and laugh over it

Lmao, yeah I have a weird brain 😂 and I’d love to tell you! Idk what groups you’re into so I’ll just go through them all haha Some have stories, some are just obvious. But I’ll just give the rundown since I talk a lot anyway 😂

UPDATE: I have to put a keep reading thingy because, oh my god I wrote so much. I’m terrible.

Astro

MJ: Happy Virus

That’s a given I think since it’s something he’s known by but he really does make me extraordinarily happy so it fits.

JinJin: Smiley Jinwoo

I love his full name and I almost always use an idols full name in any situation. I mean “JinJin” is adorable obviously, but “Jinwoo” makes me real soft. And he’s a smiley puppy and I can think about his smile anytime and it will automatically make me feel a million times better.

Eunwoo: Prince Dongmin

Again with the full/real name. And “prince” because not only is he very princely in appearance, he also has, in my opinion, some of the most important qualities a prince should have. I’m all about appreciating him for more than just his face!

Moonbin: Binnie Bug

So I have this thing where I only call specific people “bug”. Like it’s not a nickname I use lightly, it’s special to me for a reason that I’m not even able to describe. Binnie just happens to be one of those specific people. And my favorite name to call him is “Binnie” because it sounds cuddly and cute and I call him “Bin” or “Moonbin” when he’s being rude 😂

Rocky: Dancing Minhyuk

Real name again 👍 and he’s extraordinary at dancing. Nothing exciting about this tag, honestly. It doesn’t mean I love him any less!!! I would protect him with my life.

Sanha: Bbu Bbu Sanha

Sanha is captain of Astro’s boat. 👌 And he’s beyond adorable when he says “bbu bbu” so every time I tag it it makes me giggle and smile because I think about how cute he is and how much I wanna pinch his cheeks urghhhhhh I love him.

Got7

Mark: Quiet Sparkle

Mark can sometimes be super quiet and reserved and I really like that side of him. I mean I love his weird loud side too but something about quiet Mark is oddly soothing to me. And to me, he literally sparkles at any given moment.

Jaebeom: Jaememe

I genuinely think it’s impossible for him to avoid being a living, breathing, walking meme and I love it so much.

Jinyoung: Heavenly Jinyoung

Another pretty generic one. He’s just straight up heavenly. In all the way omg (he’s such a great bias wrecker 😩 aghhhh save me from himmmm).

Jackson: Wang Puppy

A given. A typical nickname of his but I just think it’s so cute and accurate. I like to think he’s mainly cute and adorable considering I qualify him as my best friend and most people want to avoid falling in love with their best friend, but I will admit that he messes with my head sometimes and thus, the tag is far from accurate in those cases…

Youngjae: Happy Sunshine

The light of my life (well one of them. MJ and Yeonjun and Youngjae are all one giant sunshine of my life). And happy is my favorite look on him. Excuse me while my heart flutters because I love him so much.

Bambam: Damn Bambam

I actually say this multiple times a day. And more than just for when he’s doing something ridiculously attractive. Sometimes it’s “damn Bambam, why are you so cute and dumb?” other times it’s “damn, Bambam is the best meme.” just to name a few 😂

Yugyeom: Brownie

I know this is also a common nickname for him, although I think people spell it Browny, but for some weird reason, when I first got into Got7, I don’t remember exactly what Yugyeom did, but it made me think of a cosmic brownie, ya know the little debbie snacks, and that’s what was in my brain when I thought up a tag for him 😂

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Yeonjun: Baby Sunshine

He’s the baby out of my three sunshines, the other two as previously stated being MJ and Youngjae. He seriously makes me giddy with happiness and, like I said before, he lights up my life and makes it better.

Soobin: Cucumber Watermelon

I read somewhere when they first debuted that he has a nickname of “cucumber” because he’s tall and I thought it was cute and went with it. The “watermelon” part is because one of my favorite outfits he’s ever worn reminded me of a watermelon. I shall include a photo to illustrate my point, but also because he’s adorable.

Tadaaaaa!!!

Beomgyu: Fluffy Sparkle

Because he’s fluffy and cuddly and cute and squishy and I just wanna squeeze him. Plus fluffy hair on him is my favorite. And he’s another natural born sparkler. Idk how he and Mark do it!

Taehyun: Doe Eyes

They were the first thing I noticed about him. They always look so gentle. Even if he’s bursting with happiness and laughing away, his eyes are still so sweetly soft. I love them.

Hueningkai: Dollbaby

I took one look at this boys face and thought he was an absolute doll. That perfect porcelain skin and those defined petite features, he’s just beautiful and a lot of the time he doesn’t even look real to me.

Monsta X

Shownu: Baby Nunu Boulder

I too laugh at this on a regular basis lmao. He seriously has such a baby face though. Like it’s so cute and his eyes when he laughs I just *squeals into a pillow* “Nunu” because it’s a nickname of his and “boulder” because he’s, well, very large 😂

Wonho: Sin Axolotl

I explained this recently but I’ll just say it again since I’m on a roll lmao. He’s, a lot of the time, sinful to look at. But he’s also basically the cutest living being. And if he was an animal, I know everyone says bunny which I totally agree with, but in my brain, he’s an axolotl. I made a post about it a while back with photos side by side and, quite frankly, I cried a little about how cute I find the comparison to be. Maybe I’ll look for it, and cry again, and repost it.

Minhyuk: Soft Angel Face

I don’t mean this in a negative way so I’m not really sure how to word this without it sounding that way, but 95% of the time, I’m not wildly attracted to Minnie. It’s not that I don’t find him attractive at all, it’s just he’s more often than not extraordinarily adorable and pretty to me. There’s still that 5% of the time where he messes with my head but for the most part, he’s very soft and sweet and angelic looking to me.

Kihyun: Hamster Clam

This is one of my personal favorites 😂 This is the one I think about at 3 AM and laugh about. He’s compared to a hamster all the time and I love it so much and think it’s so accurate. But the clam part *starts laughing again* There’s this moment in some interview of MX’s, I have no idea what it was since I’ve never seen the full thing, just this clip that’s permanently ingrained in my mind, but Kihyun says something about like clam chowder or something and than Changkyun takes the mic and says “You look like a clam. Sorry.” It makes me laugh randomly and that’s why I chose it. Every Monbebe knows about that clip I’m sure. I’m still relatively new here so I don’t know everything and feel like I have to explain what I do know lmao

Hyungwon: Anime Prince

He’s so princely to me. Like he just looks regal. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a complete dork, but he looks very princely in my opinion. And to me, and probably other people, he looks like he just stepped out of an anime at any given moment of any given day. As an anime and manga lover, it makes me feel some type o’ way.

Jooheon: Joobee

Obviously known as JooHoney, I wanted to go off the beaten path and this is what my brain came up with. It’s not very creative, I’m aware of that. But I think it sounds really adorable and it fits him and I’d probably call him that if I knew him irl too.

Changkyun: Crisis Causing Boy

Curse this boy, I swear. He messes with me sooooo much. One minute he’s squishy and so so cute and I just wanna cuddle with him. The next minute he’s *string of curse words*. A demon. A demon, I tell you. He has caused me to have more crises than I can count so that’s why his tag is what it is.

As for tags for members of other groups I don’t stan yet, I only have one because I couldn’t pass up the opportunity when it presented itself in my brain. Also, I consider Ateez to be one of the groups I stan but I don’t have tags for them other than their names yet. Anyway, the one I have a tag for.

Woozi: Oojigoojigoo

I both hate myself for this and am impressed that I’m crazy enough to think of this. I just had to find out that his name is pronounced “oo-ji” and not phonetically. My exact thoughts when I discovered this are as follows: *gasp* “Ooji.” *has epiphany* *another gasp* “A baby.” *fawns over his cuteness* “Ooji - gooji - goo!” *is ashamed* “I’m a disgrace. I am the scum of the earth. I’m a genius!”

So yeah, I wrote a fucking novel I’m sorry 😂 You probably didn’t want all of this information. But now everyone knows my secrets…..? Are they secrets? Not really. Anyway, I’m sorry this is the longest post ever but I hope you at least find something of this entertaining or cute or any positive emotion really. And thank you so much for asking. I love exposing my horrible mind and terrible sense of humor to the world.

No seriously thank you. I’ve got questions about my tags before so I’m glad people are at least somewhat interested in them and what they mean/where they came from. I might update this is I think of more tags for the groups I get into in the future. This was fun. For fucks sake, I need to shut up, I’m so sorry.

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I think I have an out-of-body experience every time I hear Monsta X's White Love. Idk what it is about it but it gives me this indescribably high feeling. I'm whipped, it's fine I know.

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Okay I’m doing a science research project and I need your help. Give me the sexiest Monsta X pics you got. Most sexy. It’s for science

I’m gonna make separate posts for this, one devoted to each member, because I’m in that deep 👍

UPDATE: I shall link all 7 posts here now 😉

Changkyun

Hyungwon

Wonho

Minhyuk

Kihyun

Jooheon

Shownu

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Top 5 monsta x songs

Oof, I have so many favorites though 😭 not in order because I can't:

1. One Love

2. Fighter

3. White Love

4. Interstellar

5. Aura

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What was your first impression of Monsta X. This is important for you answer because life of earth is really dependent on it. We need that 1000% honest truth.

Fuck.

^ no that's literally it.

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Monsta X #1 & #3 because ur views on Kpop groups are important to me

I don't think my views are important to anyone 😂 but thanks babe!

1. What animal do you see the members of Monsta X as?

Shownu: Panda

Wonho: Axolotl

Minhyuk: Giraffe

Kihyun: Hamster

Hyungwon: Fox

Jooheon: Wolf pup

Changkyun: Panther or Jaguar

3. Group face rank

*whines* it's too hard 😩 (I can feel my brain shutting down trying to do this) *has an existential crisis* *panics* *laughs maniacally* I can't do this. I can't do this. Fuuuuuuuuuck.

God-like to Breathtaking (take that how you like)

Minhyuk

Wonho

Hyungwon

Changkyun

Jooheon

Kihyun

Shownu

*throws a tantrum* I feel like I've betrayed them or something...I make a big deal out of everything, I know. I literally don't know how to not be dramatic. But still this was incredibly difficult for me to do. I gagged a few times from the pressure 😂 Also, PSA: there is like a 0.0001% difference between all of them because they're all stunning and after like 20 minutes of a near death experience, this is what my brain finally came up with. Idk I love them all so much, they're all equal in my eyes. I just happen to have different feelings for each guy. My love for each of them is equal but different.

Oh look, I talked a lot. Again. I'm sorry 😂

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Freaking Monsta X with their abs. Making me squeal at random times. While they be pulling up with their six pack, I’ll be pulling up with MY six pack. . . of pudding.

*sobbing* *blubbers* I don't wanna talk about it 😭😭😭😭

I'll bring a six pack of beer and we'll make a night out of it 🙌

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Monsta X for the kpop group ask ☺️☺️☺️

Sorry this took me so long to answer! I finally have time (nothing to do in an ER waiting room 😒)

KPop Group I Would:

Kiss: Hyungwon. LIPS OMG!!! But anyone honestly 😂

Hug: Wonho. Cuddly with strong man arms, I would die!

Marry: Changkyun. Something about him gives off good husband vibes *sighs dreamily*

Live with: Kihyun. I think it would be successful because we wouldn't kill each other from annoyance or something and we could both keep ourselves alive when it comes to food and cleaning and just being functional adults 😂

Be the little sister to: Jooheon. I think he's probably a really good big brother (excuse me while I have feels 😩).

Bring on a picnic: Hyungwon. Since he can't cook I'd love to cook for him and I think it would be cute to be on a picnic with him 🤭

Take a romantic walk with: Minhyuk. It would be romantic but he could keep it funny too. And his hands 😍 I just really want to hold them wow.

Keep as a friend: Shownu. This is difficult since I'm highly attracted to all of them 😂 but I guess Shownu has the most best friend vibes.

Hit a lot: Changkyun. Again, talk shit get hit 😂 But no we have a very similar sense of humor so we'd be making everyone's lives a living hell but I'd punch him whenever he teased me which would probably be a lot. And I'd probably hit him a lot for being too attractive or something 😂

Give a massage whenever he wants to: Wonho. For...reasons 🤭

Do anything for: Kihyun. I feel like I need to protect him for some reason so I'd really want to do anything for him because he's so special to me ❤️

Yay, this was so much fun again! I love MX way too much 😩 so this was rather difficult but I enjoyed it nonetheless 😊 Thanks for asking cutie! ❤️

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Can I send two groups? I'll send two groups😂 💖 Got7 and Monsta x ♥

You're always welcome to send in as many as you want! ❤️

KPop Group Who I Find Most Attractive

- Got7

I'm gonna break this down because I find each of them attractive for different reasons.

Most attractive voice - Jinyoung hands down. His voice...does things to me 😂

Most sexually attractive - Bambam, my bias, for obvious reasons 🤭

Most attractive husband vibes - Youngjae. I would marry this man in a heartbeat. He's my ideal type, I've figured out.

- Monsta X

This is like pure torture because they're all so attractive it's unreal. And my attraction changes on a daily basis.

So it's an exact tie between Hyungwon and Changkyun right now. With a sprinkling of Wonho because I'm a whore 😂

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I enjoy Astro, got7 and Monsta X. But my views on them are like SO DIFFERENT. Like Astro is just CUTE! All around adorable Then got7 is like they FINE! But then Monsta X is like CAUTION THEY ARE SO HOT U WILL GET BURNED LOOKING AT THEM! then the DUALITY Jooheon, cutest guy alive then BOOM FIERCE FT. Dimples Shownu is like so fluffy bear material then BOOM DADDY MATERIAL FT. SHOULDERS wonho is cute when he smiles but he can just take his shirt off and BOOM SEXY SEXY SEEEEXXXYY

*holds onto a wall to keep from falling over* yes. Just yes. I will read anything most of the time, tbh, but my views for each group are drastically different! I feel exactly the same way you do! Astro smut is usually a pretty hard no from me, it really depends on the member it's focused on and the scenario, but Astro fluff is my favorite thing ever. Got7 I'll usually read anything, also depending on the members. Some are more suited to fluff in my mind and others more to smut. I feel like angst is usually universal though. And Monsta X! You'll always catch me with the hardcore smut 😂 Don't get me wrong, I'm here for the fluff too, but MX smut is where it's at!

Thank you, cute anon! Sorry I rambled 🤭

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I see you over there, getting into the wonderful chaotic mess that is Monsta x....good luck picking a bias (and keeping one)! I personally have the whole group as wreckers tbh😂

😩😩😩 this is like pure torture honestly. So far bias is Wonho and wrecker is Hyungwon but they all fk with my head constantly so idk. *cries* help

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oohh are u getting into monsta x now??

Guilty! It's Kjersten's fault 😂 actually it's mainly Wonho's fault but Kjersten certainly didn't help anything 😝