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[jess19898]

Tagged by @wildernesslexa

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better. Also I’m on mobile and useless so I had to type this out and idk how to bold

Name: Jess

Sign: Libra

Gender: female

Height: 5’4”

Where do you see yourself in ten years? All I know is that there will be cats lol and probably living in the country somewhere like I am now.

If you could be anywhere right now, where?

I’m actually pretty chill where I’m at

Favorite 90s shows: oh god there’s so many um Xena, Rugrats, Full House, All That, Gargoyles, and Captain Planet just to name a few

Your last kiss: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Have you ever been stood up? yes

Ever been to Vegas? Nope

Your favorite shoes: champion bungee slip on

Your favorite fruit: strawberry

Your favorite book: no possible way to answer this

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: a lot to choose from lol least embarrassing one is the time that I got lost half a block away from home because I was hella stoned and turned right after leaving the alley instead of left. Took me 20 minutes to realize what I’d done. In my defense tho, I hadn’t lived there that long lol

Your lock screen:

Your favorite gif:

Tagging: @kleksuh @moonshineconspiracy @griffinxwoods @kim I can’t find your blog for some reason

[griffinxwoods]

37 binch

damn binch thats hard 

the entirety of pray by sam smith probably 

[griffinxwoods]

moonshineconspiracy replied to your post: moonshineconspiracy:this show doesnt care about...

kayla why do i still care about this show

is it alycia bc thats my reason for watching still jkdsfnks

[griffinxwoods]

tagged by one of my fave kiddos @alohamoraz thx for this i gotta pick up my room but i dont wanna so really this is .. A Blessing

last

1. drink - water

2. phone call - my bff jimmy 

3. text message - to my pal saying i couldnt make the fitness class for today bc i got outta work late jksfhs

4. song you listened to - me rehuso by danny ocean (a bop) 

5. time you cried - pft like a month ago. i used my once a year cry already for 2018 so check back next year

ever

6. dated someone twice?- hm no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - negative

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed - since birth sOn

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yup and no one lets me forget it 

fave colours

12. green

13. black

14. purple

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yah

16. fallen out of love - 🌝

17. laughed until you cried - yeah man im funny as heck

18. found out someone was talking about you - i think so lol

19. met someone who changed you - hm i think so

20. found out who your friends are - maybe 

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - bitch i wish 

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - a lot but i deactivated fb so 

23. do you have any pets - yeah my annoying son, yogs

24. do you want to change your name - sometimes i Dont Like it so yeah

25. what did you do for your last birthday - probably nothing skdjhfs had a family lunch tho on the weekend so theres that

26. what time did you wake up today - 10am 

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - eating shit on this site most likely. 

28. what is something you can’t wait for - to quit my job

30. what are you listening to right now - my amazon alexa playing thunderstorm sounds :) 

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - my gd job every day man

33. most visited website - here :/

34. hair colour - black

35. long or short hair - long

36. do you have a crush on someone - i wish 

37. what do you like about yourself - not much bitch 

38. want any piercings? - hm not really. maybe another couple on my ears but ,,thats all 

39. blood type - o neg. 

40. nicknames - umm so my grandma calls me puchucha kjsnfs but thats a Her thing. my pals call me a fucking dumbass 

41. relationship status - single as fUck son

42. zodiac - scorpio

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - parks and rec, jtv, odaat, atla/lok, sense8, the handmaids tale (i used to go Hard for game of thrones i just havent watched in a while) anyway i love tv im so behind kjsdnf

45. tattoos - i have 4 right now but ya girls eventually gonna get a sleeve at some point 

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - yup

48. piercings - just ears

49. sports - god i used to do softball, basketball, soccer, track and field, cross country, football but for fun. a bitch was active and then depression made me chubby

50. vacation - last place i went to was canada and i might go on a cruise with my pal if i get enought money saved/a new job that pays more :)))

51. trainers - what the fuck this mean?

more general

52. eating - what do i say here

53. drinking - idk water??

54. i’m about to watch - ‘the edge of seventeen’ maybe. if not i’ll just stay on this site or work on my fic hahaaha

55. waiting for - deaths embrace 

56. want - a gd girlfriend thanks

57. get married - if by 35 im not already married then im just marrying jimmy 

58. career - a mediocre writer. maybe an average editor. best case scenario a script supervisor 

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - both!!!

60. lips or eyes - both!

61. shorter or taller - shorter

62. older or younger - older i guess

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship thx

65. troublemaker or hesitant - whAT does this mean!!!

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - i wish!!!

67. drank hard liquor - hell yeah

68. lost glasses - no

69. turned someone down - yes

70. sex on first date - no lol

71. broken someones heart - doubt it

72. had your heart broken - every time i see a beautiful girl with an ugly boy 

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - i mean yeah

75. fallen for a friend - no

do you believe in

76. yourself - lol

77. miracles - maybe

78. love at first sight - def not. 

79. santa claus - HELL YEAH

80. kiss on a first date - yes pls thx

81. angels - yeah

other

82. best friend’s name - there’s a few but i’ve mentioned jimmy here so 

83. eye colour - doodoo brown thx 

84. fave movie - theres too many bitch tf. 

85. fave actor - hello???? see above thx

i’ll tag @commander-leksa @maybeicanbesaved @fuckyoujroth @moonshineconspiracy @jess19898 anyone else who wants do it just say i tagged you pal its all good. 

[griffinxwoods]

I was tagged by @alohamoraz thx binch, love ya punk ass

put your music on shuffle and post the first 10 songs:

1. Dive - Ed Sheeran 2. Logo Te Pate - Moana Soundtrack 3. Get Out While You Can - James Bay 4. My Shot - Hamilton Mixtape 5. Lost Boy - Troye Sivan 6. Deliver - Fifth Harmony 7. Juke Jam - Chance the Rapper 8. Bodak Yellow - Cardi B 9. Dreams - Dua Lipa 10. Phresh Out The Runway - Rihanna

i’ll tag @kleksuh @jess19898 @moonshineconspiracy @maybeicanbesaved @commander-leksa idk ,,,literally anyone else if ya wanna do it go off, just say i tagged you kids! 

[griffinxwoods]

10 songs I’m obsessed with + tag 10 blogs

I was tagged by @fuckyoujroth thanks pal sorry I’m so late hahaha

I’m clumping this into one bc I can: the entire soundtrack for The Greatest Showman esp golden globe winner This Is Me

Echame la Culpa - Luis Fonsi & Demi Lovato

Pray - Sam Smith

Finesse - Bruno Mars and Cardi B

Curious - Hayley Kiyoko (that video ,,,nut)

Lights Down Low - MAX ft gnash

New Rules - Dua Lipa (still yes)

Bad at Love - Halsey

Reggaeton Lento - CNCO

More Than You Know - Axwell x Ingrosso

Do I know 10 blogs ,,maybe not but anyone who wants to do it then go off buds, here’s some mutuals lol - @moonshineconspiracy @kleksuh @jess19898 @gayleykiyoko @heathersapples @maybeicanbesaved

[kohiruu]

Are you single though, clexa valentine 😏

Hmmm...ask me again after my date on the 14th with the very lovely @moonshineconspiracy 😉

[griffinxwoods]

um bish where are my admiring anons

this implies that i have more than one and im sure thats fake