#mostexcellentlesbian

[skinnybritishdudes]

Last Line Meme

I was tagged by @dearheartdont (thanks!). Tagging @mostexcellentlesbian @annafromao3 @everything-nerdy @moonikabear (obviously ignore if you're not interested!)

Strictly speaking, this isn't the last I've written in this story, but I only backed up a little bit. I give you a teeny snippet of the WIP that I currently call Charles + The Cat King, because titles are hard

“Do you want to make out with yourself, Charles?” asks the Cat King. He brings one hand up and runs the back of his knuckles down Charles’ cheek, then suddenly poof! he’s all pink and purple fire again. 

And then he’s Edwin. “Or maybe him?”

Charles sucks in his breath and takes a step back. The Cat King-as-Edwin smiles deviously, and seeing Edwin looking at him like that makes Charles feel like his knees are buckling. Filthy. 

The Edwin in front of him is dressed casually, with no tie or jacket; his white shirt is half unbuttoned, the sleeves rolled up. The wicked golden cat eyes are otherworldly looking out of his friend's face, something close to hypnotizing. Charles’ mouth falls open, and he leans closer without being conscious of it. 

“What do you think, Charles?” asks the Cat King in his best posh English accent. “Cat got your tongue?”

[idylls-in-juniper]

Assigning my friends TI4 factions based on what theyd enjoy playing/gender/intuition

@mostexcellentlesbian : The Emirates of Hacaan

@teacup-and-murder : The Ghosts of Creuss

@champagne-and-assassination : The Naaz-Rhokha Alliance

@coffee-and-manslaughter : The Embers of Muuat

@blue : The Arborec

[actualbird]

okay so i am now interested in tears of themis EXCLUSIVELY bc of your fics and how well written they are, so. how does one get into tears of themis.

hi, hi!!! this is such a joy to see, im so glad you enjoyed my fics :'D and read them wiTHOUT THE CONTEXT OF THE CANON OMG....this made me smile lots

and YESSSS GET INTO TOT >:DDD

the easiest and most direct way to get into tot is to donwload the game's app yourself and play through the story! tears of themis is available on play store and the app store

but if you dont wanna play it, a less direct way to get into tot is by watching playthroughs. theres a playthrough for basically frigging every story that happens in tot, because people in the world are lovely

that being said, theres a Lot of stories in tot, so i realize it might be overwhelming whether ur play it urself or watch playthrus.

so heres a list in Chronological Order of how every story rooouuughly happen in the timeline to play/watch thru

(i say roughly because timeline seems to be more of a suggestion in this game JHVAJHSFVAKSJH but heres how each story came out on global server, haha)

note on the legend ive made below:

bulletpoints marked with a "***" are events that had happened in the game prior to this current day. almost all of these are no longer accessible in the game on this day today, so even if you do the Play It Yourself option, the only way to see the event story and the card stories is by watching playthroughs of it

only after putting this all down did i realize it just looks MORE overwhelming omfg, im so sorry. i do not realize how much has happened in this game cuz ive been here since literal day 1 ajhvfjks. bUT OK, TO MAKE THIS EASIER

ive also marked with a bird emojis what i think is the Most important to play/watch.

okay with that outta the way, heres all the big stories in tot in chronological order

Main Story 1-5 🐦🐦🐦

Personal Story 1-2 of each NXX Boy 🐦🐦🐦

All stories of cards available on the Permanent Banner

Event: all card stories for "Summer Breeze"***

Event: all card stories for "Mysteries of the Lost Gold" and also the event plot (this one u can still actually play cuz it was released as a DLC ingame and u can download and play it any time :DDD)

Event: card story for Vyn's Birthday (SSR Star in the Night) and also the event plot*** 🐦🐦🐦

Event: all card stories for "Symphony of the Night" and also the event plot***

Event: all card stories for "Romantic Rail Getaway - Part 1 (Marius and Luke)" and also the event plot ***

Event: card story for Luke's Birthday (SSR Warm Embrace) and also the event plot*** 🐦🐦🐦

Event: all card stories for "Xmas Partyland"

Event: all card stories for "A Love Poem to Skadi" and also the event plot*** (NOTE: TRIGGER WARNING for a LOT of fucked up shit in the event plot of this one....)

Event: all card stories for "Romantic Rail Getaway - Part 2" and also the event plot***

Main Story 6 🐦🐦🐦 (NOTE: TRIGGER WARNING FOR EXPLICIT ONSCREEN VIOLENCE)

Event: all card stories for "Electrifying Night"***

Event: card story for Artem's Birthday (SSR Two Hearts as One) and also the event plot*** 🐦🐦🐦

Event: all card stories for "Secrets of the Tomb" and also the event plot***

Personal Story 3 of each NXX Boy 🐦🐦🐦

Event: card story for Marius' Birthday (SSR Crown of Glory) and also the event plot*** 🐦🐦🐦

Personal Story 4 of each NXX Boy 🐦🐦🐦

(happening currently as an event) Anniversary Event Plot

(coming soon, like, literally on July 11) Anniversary Event Cards 🐦🐦🐦

in this list, i leave out a lot of tinier bits of story like recorded private messages and minigame plots, but this is the gist of the Big Stories

if ur interested in the specific cards of each boy and which ones for each of them are most important to watch and in what order, i can help you out there by sharing my own personal list!!! but Only For Luke (and maybe marius too) HAHA...these two are the only ones who i have watched....Every Single Card From.

so yea, if u want a rundown of that, feel free to send another ask! or feel free to send an ask about anything related to tot because i am Obsessed with this game and am always willing to enable ppl to get into it >:D

once again, thank u for reading my fics!! im so glad you liked them <3!!

EDIT: ive put some trigger warnings on particular stories that feature Quite Prominent triggers but i dont wanna spoil as well....overall, a general trigger warning for murder, violence, mental health (usually not handled all that well, lol. what can ya do, pop culture psychology, HAHA...), suicide, self harm, terminal illness. these occur a bunch over a lot of stuff. if uve got qs for specific stories, feel free to drop another ask :DDD

[skinnybritishdudes]

Rules: answer and tag people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

Tagged by @dearheartdont Thanks!

Favourite colour: purple. but really black, but mostly purple (black)

Last song: In My Secret Life by Leonard Cohen. An under appreciated gem, if you ask me.

Last movie: I have pretty much been writing, studying, or obsessing over DBD every moment of this summer, and I'm finding it hard to remember the last time I watched a movie. If I had to guess, though, it was probably Clue. When I don't want to think about what to watch, I watch that. I have seen it one million times and will watch it one million more.

Currently reading: Introduction to Paralegalism by William Statsky. Working on getting certified for the job I've been doing for 10+ years already, and this class is harder than it has any right to be.

Currently watching: D20 Never Stop Blowing Up. I'm a couple episodes behind, but this season is so bonkers I'm absolutely in love with it. (and more and more, Brennan)

Currently craving: I'm gonna be real with y'all. Engagement with my latest fic.

Tea or coffee: Coffee. Preferably hazelnut flavored. Please don't watch how much cream and sugar I put in it.

Tagging: @sparklypurplefool @screamingheads @mostexcellentlesbian No pressure of course!