#mothnard which is now the legal name of both of them

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

Tim, signing some documents: ah shit Bernard: what's up? Tim: signed this as Drake instead of Wayne. Bernard: oh right. What's your whole ass legal name right now anyway? Tim: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne Bernard: that's a lot of name. Tim: yeah, but I can be talked down to Tim Dowd if asked. Bernard: counter point. Keep all of them and make people use all three names instead of just defaulting to the last one. Tim: you make a compelling argument, but I raise you this. We both legally change our names to just Mothnard. Bernard: our wedding invitations are going to be insane.