#mug idea from fic 'i want to be with you' (nauticalthemed)

[calc1fers]

reasons why you should like pandora:

she dresses like a benevolent art teacher but is really just a menace

bites people as a love language

can roast the living shit out of someone but get confused when they become upset bc really? she was just being honest

pandora meeting someone new: "your hair looks like pubes btw" dorcas: "pandora you are SCARING the HOES"

gives people the WORST fucking presents but she's so thoughtful & kind about it

pandora, giving reg a homemade ceramic mug with the word 'DILF' and abs painted onto it: "do you like it? :3" regulus: (through gritted teeth) "yes." 🙂🙂

she threaded stripy laces and small charms into her doc martens, and wears them with her school uniform

at this point she's gotten so many uniform detentions that the teachers just let her wear whatever she wants to wear

collects rocks (so me)

obsessed with dragons!! her favourite is the antipodean opaleye

polylingual - can speak english, arabic, russian, parseltongue, french, mermish and more :)

often zones out.. she's just in her own world