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it would have been really funny if palpatine enacted order 66 only to be immediately killed by one of his own clone guards who doesn’t really understand the difference between the sith and jedi and just sees palpatine with a lightsaber and goes “oh a jedi!” And point blank shoots him without hesitation

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A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original

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PADME AMIDALA costume appreciation: ▶ Attack of the Clones [10/11] (costume design by Trisha Biggar)

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Crossfaded on my sweet and salty snacks

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"If you survive, you will be transformed. No man or woman can face a dragon and be otherwise."

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“suffering feels religious if you do it right” no shut up it doesn’t. my friends laughing in the kitchen while i make dinner feels religious. the sun on my face after a long winter feels religious.

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does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet

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breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

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ROGUE ONE: A Star Wars Story (2016) | dir. Gareth Edwards

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what happened to my liiiiinkkksss

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John Harris

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father to son

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Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."

I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.