Gonner , texting Isis: Isis! Help I’m being kidnapped
isis : Where are you?
Gonner : I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Isis: I’ll call Dixie.
Dixie, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Isis: Where’s Gonner ? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Dixie: Gonner ? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Dixie:
Dixie: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Dixie: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Gonner : WHO ARE YOU?!
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COULD YOU IMAGINE A VILLAIN GONNER AU?????
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After being captured and tortured ruthlessly by humans, after having Dixie leave him for Ray- Gonner escapes and runs off, leaving Dixie to find nothing but a hole in his presence. Rushing away, sobbing after being betrayed, his heart shattered into a billion pieces- he goes to the one person he knew would be waiting for him. He pounded on the door, kneeling to the guards as they pulled him in, restraining him.
“Please! I need to speak to Piroska!”
Gonner spoke with tears pouring from his eyes, and with the mention of her name, she came rushing in.
“OH GONNER!! Let him go you mangey animals!”
The guards dropped Gonner, and he landed swiftly within Piroskas arms, collapsing into her person as he sobbed. Piroska was taken aback from the sudden action, Gonner had NEVER cried in front of her, let alone hugged her like this in a very long time. Piroska wrapped her arms around him, running a hand through his thick red hair.
“What happened, Gonner??? Why are you here so suddenly, and crying nonetheless!”
Gonner fell to his knees and piroska kneeled down with him, wiping the tears from his face, it hurt her deeply to see him like this. Normally she would make a snarky comment, a remark about Dixie or Isis- but- she couldn’t bring herself to do so.
“Dixie left Isis to die- and- she left me for another man….”
Piroskas eyes shot wide.
“Oh, that brat!! I knew she was bad news…”
Gonner said nothing, he simply looked to the ground in disappointment. Piroska very gently lifted his head, she rubbed the tears from his cheeks, a soft smile crossing her face.
“It’s okay Gonner, she won’t *ever* hurt you again, not if I have anything to do with it.”
Gonners gaze softened slightly, placing his hands over top of hers. He looked deep into her eyes, oh how it pained him to look at her again, after everything he’d done to her…left her for some novice who cared nothing for him. He had traded in a diamond for cheap rust. Gonner took Piroskas hands off of his face, pushing them away.
“Aye, I don’t deserve you. Piroska, I’ve hurt you, more than I care to admit…I thought I could have everything I ever wanted, but turns out, all I wanted- was you. I missed your kiss, the way you hug me…everything. I left you for someone who couldn’t give a rats ass about me if they tried. I’m sorry Piro-“
Gonner was suddenly cut off, Piroska had pulled him into a kiss, a sweet kiss. He sighed and closed his eyes, melting into her. She pulled away, looking into his eyes and shaking her head.
“Gonner, I knew you would come back eventually. I’ve waited an eternity for you, and it was worth it. I forgave you from the moment you left.”
Piroska and Gonner stood up, holding each other close and looking each other in the eyes. Piroskas smile widened, tilting her head up at Gonner.
“But you do know…if you join me- you’ll have to get rid of her.”
Gonner paused, thinking for a moment, then smirking and dipping Piroska down, chuckling.
“Aye, darling~ I would do anything for you~ me hearty.”
Piroska raised an eyebrow, standing back up from the dip as she handed Gonner a dagger.
“Anything?”
Gonner looked to the weapon in his hand, then back to the doors he came through. He took a deep breath, turning to face Piroska again, pulling her as close as possible, as if telling her that he would never let go.
“Anything.”
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Daddy/Mummy Im A Zombie i have questions.
Okay so I cant be the only one in the admittedly tiny fandom of this awesome movie series who wants to know more about the other characters backgrounds and stuff right? I mean I get that Dixie is the main protagonist but I also want to know how the others ended up the way they did. I’m glad that Isis is a bit more talkitive because I as the veiwer get to understand her better and she reveals more about herself but the other characters such as Gonner, Piroska and several others have like almost zero backstory from before they became zombies accept for Gonner who the only bit of backstory we get on him is the fact that he is a british orphan who was kidnapped by pirates. So i went onto the daddy/mummy im a zombie fandom wikia and found out litterally nothing new aside from various pronounciations of names. I know this sounds dark but i want to know what their mortal lives were like and how they died, like geez Piroska is wearing a wedding dress and has a freaking axe in her face how did that happen? And Gonner doesnt have any signs of any typical pirate death (stabbing/slashing, gunshot wound, cannon/explosive wound, sickness, poisoning, hanging, beheading, burning or drowning) so wtf happened there? I also kind of want to know more about how the zombie world works like they will burn like vampires if they encounter any bright light (excluding fire light????) and water effects them like acid if they touch it but have any figured out ways around that? Have they tried a lot of ways to get around that and failed? Have they not had a chance to try any ways to get around that because they previously have had little to no access to the human world since they died?? I also kinda want to know what would have happened if Dixie had tried to diguise Gonner and Isis so they could go to her party (with a large amount of waterless makeup, some kind of smell good that also isnt made using water), and maybe like an au where Piroska turns to the good side in the end? Idk but there just a lot of world lore and character backstory that I want to know but seems to be missing.
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