#munway

[shieldofiron]

Eddie: Sorry babe

[jesse-wilder]

Heather: I’m going to check on the cake.

Eddie: Great. While you’re doing that, I’m going to check on the ring bear.

Heather: …you mean ‘ring bearER’, right?

Eddie:

Heather:

Heather: Look me in the eyes & tell me you’re not bringing a bear to our wedding.

[annaruby]

[gonegrove]

Eddie breathes

Heather: ...he's so damn stupid. What a loser.

Billy: ...Thats your man.

Heather: And?

Heather: it's so tragic that I have to have sex with him. it sucks that it's mandatory. i'm so brave. 😔

Billy: It's ???? Literally not???? There's literally no reason for you to even talk to him let alone have sex with him.

Heather: No, it is. 😔

[kuroandtheguys]

QUOTES (as in things i’ve said, not necessarily original things but things ive said.) FROM MUN HIKARY,HER DAD AND CLASSMATES AS RP STARTERS:

"get your fuck boy out of my house"

"Listen here you fuck nugget"

"don't touch me you bafoon"

"leave the soul alone"

"WHERE IS SPACE DAD"

"i got some shoes from my drug dealer, i dont know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day...."

"Sure thing Chew-Brocka"

"the beatings will continue until morale improves."

"looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?"

"The egg-salts?"

"much cheese cake"

"FIGHT ME"

"DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE!"

"baby,princess, dear,dearest. Do me a favorite and get your head out of my ass"

"Whats up gays!"

"Its 1 get the fuck up you lil shit"

"its a porch...not a deck....."

"when one plays the earth game twister one finds out more about the other's than they wanted"

"pain is your reward for being near me."

"oh it's the nasty crime boi"

"follow the yellow-dick road"

"these jokes arent the only thing that suck"

"stupid controls! I said walk to the side not jump off the cliff"

"_GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY GODDESS!"

"Zarkon unhand my space father"

"sadness is merely a part of life."

"BON BON YOU WANT SUM FUC"

"they're gonna play Mario cart"

"that's how friendship dies"

"ID BE THE TINY ANGRY GUY, I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME"

"Space Dad jokes are out of this world"

"space dad part of a balanced breakfast"

" i wonder whats over here, oh its plot"

"not all wood resists magic damage"

"destroy us all!"

"i could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer."

"i would fuck lance because who wouldn't"

"ITS BECAUSE IM A DEMON ISINT IT? THATS RACIST!"

" IF YOU LOVED ME YOUD KILL THE SPIDERS"

"Fite me!"

"fuck Shiro because, just look at him. Who wouldn’t?"

"I am tumblr senpai"

"Why is he grinding?!"

"They bonded by beating the shit out of eachother."

"ah ah put those grabby hands away." (wow without context that sounds really dirty)

"if I have social anxiety and YOU have social anxiety then who's going to order the food?"

"now if they made space dad shaped mac and cheese i wouldnt mind so much"

"it could be 1 of 2 things metal leg or morning wood"

"i like chicks not dicks"

"why cant you just say vagina?"

"Ok so if you ever need a break from your mech with a watersport kink let me know."

"I love you" "dude thats gay..." "we are litterly having sex"

"watch your mouth you little shit"

"yes daddy dearest"

"COME HERE MY SPACE CHILD"

"Let me hug you space child"

"i must adopt this lost space child"

"soft and warm space dad"

"omg your so extra"

"hgn those claws he could just rip me apart"

"we can go inside"

"i wouldn't want to expose you"

"he's see more of your girlfriend than you have"

"we had a bonding moment i punched you in the face!"

"I ate my school"

"this limp noodle"

"PRAISE MUNWAY"

"You wanna ride my huge dragon"

"and i don't know....somethin' bout friendship..."

"Tid be a pitty if i killed him off"

"you've been shanked" "..with a ruler..."

"did you just giggle your boobs at me?"

"It was an earth shattering shit"

"I am the pumpkin gardian"

"Hold my beer and watch this mother fucker

"Careful nuts make you swell, just ask your sister"

"My dad the crack dealer"

"balls deep in an au"

"Don't fuck on my expensive leather couch you cunts"

"He's a perceptive hoe"

"blubbering balls of teenage awkwardness"

"What can I say except~ FUCK OFF"

"I am the alpha dad"

"thats a kick in the danger clam"

"your gonna get your weiner stuck in the baby gate"

"I'm taking you back to the pound"

"I'm so sorry the princess had his feelings hurt"

“Hey demons, it’s ya boi, Satan. Give me the homie back”

"my name is stan, im satan"

"I Came Here For A Good Time And All I Got Was Porn"

"it went from warm to freezing because snow miser is shitting on us"

"Near death can be fixed with ducktap"

"I don't remember what I did with my pants"

"It smells" "You smell" "Your face smells" "You almost got punched I'm the face"

"Bueno bear"

"MAKE THAT ANGST YOUR BITCH"

“Gently bullied him into submission”

*Holds up fishing pole and bubbles* hookers and blow.

"To hard, to thick. I'd get hair stuck in my teeth" "...don't ever say that in public."

"Even lesbians like babies"

"My dad is like a fun vampire"

You are a steampunk blood warrior with a plan"

"You are a steampunk blood warrior with a flan"

"You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth lesbian"

"You just made the inquisitior gay" "Yes" 5 minutes later "So what else us on the table" "The inquisitior"

"Did...did you just call the Cat a butt plug?"

"not like that you kinky fuck"

"kinky princess Matthew holt and his fluffy sidekick Mr whiskers."

"DONT MAKE ME KINKSHAME YOU AGAIN" "MAYBE YOU'LL KINKSHAME ME HARD THIS TIME"

"I'm gay and I'm ready to party"

"You founded a country on cocaine and prostitution?"

"You know what looks delicious" "What" "Your tight ass" "Your a hoe, like ben" "_ lemme smash"

"Human Sacrifice is always an option if you aren't a weak little bitch."

"Last time you had an imaginary friend I'm pretty sure it was a demon"

" I don't want to be propositioned by you in private!"

"Don't vore the dogs"

"Surely not everyone was kung-fu fighting" "They were" "..we're they fast as lightning?" "No they were slow, Tai Chi mother fucker"

"There’s a train of thought but it’s been de railed and Billy the kid robbed it."

"Shes just where burgers go to die"

"Im a priest to our lady of sin and this is my seeing eye dragon"

"Hello nightmares my old freind"

"they took some scaly lizard dick"

"I would go to Satan jazz club"

"Gandalf the off white"

"Stop kicking my puppy"

"You sleep darted that man in the dick"

"i didn't hit puberty...i just kinda shook it's hand"

"Tall, dark, warm and edgy. The perfect dad"

"Cerberus thinks he's a lap dog"

"thank god for incredible upper body strength"

"No ship wars. I multi ship like an adult" "Am I an adult I poly ship?" "Yes"

" my flaccid dagger"

"He's running around like a squirrel on crack"

"Could you please acidenly flex somewhere else your distracting me"

"It is the first day of Christmas fucker"

"Don't make me beat ypu with egg nog"

"Why did it suddenly become British?"

"You've been BLUNDERSTRUCK"

"Slav tellaported from another dimension to punch you in the arm"

"Floating kingdom of dabalon"

"I like my nightshade pomegranate flavored"

"dont dab on my boobs"

"The first vampire ran into the sun"

"I need a pocket sendak"

"Four score and 7 years ago our founding pirates"

"Been fueling up on....."

"Life is a highway?"

"the lyrics are coke and whiskey dumb ass"

"all i want for Christmas is the dreamiest daddy."

"HAIL KURO"

"patience yields fucking"

"Gray haired man on a house coming through" "I tottally thought you said gay haired man"

"Oh... mood"

"You wrap presents like a blind t rex"

"i take a look at me enormous-"

"white privilege."

"I swear to all of the gods I'm going to climb you like a fucking vine"

"The pellar, he uh.... loves his goat"

"whispers goat fuckerrrr"

"sleeping with slytherins" "dont you mean sirens?" "same fucking thing"

"No one told you life was gonna be this-" "Gay?"

"I am truly the hobo on top of the polar express" "No your the homo ontop of the polar express" "Can't she be a homo hobo?"

"Kinkshame me harder"

“Kinkshame me harder spicy papa”

"Male griffin returns and is like what the fuck did you do to my wife"

"WITH YOUR SHAG CARPET ID BE GETTING HAIR BALLS"

"Drug cloud please disperse"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"BITCH I OUTRANK YOU"

"Just cause I'm gay dosent mean the cake needs to be"

"Right in the paw patroler"

"Stuffed em up Mr patato head's butt"

"feed me"

"i swear if you start singing-"

"must be blood"

"here she gose again"

"must be fresh"

"i dont wanna hear this"

"FEED ME, FEED ME SEYMORE~"

"Get on the fucking dragon or I will leave you in this tower"

"Vivia le roi" "LONG LIVE THE REVALUATION" "No.... long live the king"

"I'm a senior my vote counts more"

"I am gentle snek"

"The boner wizzard is a girl" "That's a dragon" "Girl dragon"

"my father the actual 5 year old" "thats right 5 times a whole bunch"

"why..... is your icon a crotch buldge?"

"Layers" "Like an oinion" "Yes and their all gonna make you cry"

"You blushing" "I'm pasty and I burn in the sun anytime I go out." "So your burned..?" "Yes fucker"

 "You should be careful dancing around with those daggers when I'm throwing fire" "It won't hurt me. It's friendly fire"

[shieldofiron]

A true Hater x Hater ship will never die.

[shieldofiron]

He loves her big hoop attitude.

[shieldofiron]

You'll Never Get Away From the Sound of The Woman That Loves You

Eddie x Heather 70s Rockstar Au

@gonegrove I'm still thinking of them.

[shieldofiron]

Heather x Eddie Moodboard

“I can’t believe this happened, this is the last time, Freak...”

“Yeah, yeah, here’s your panties, Holloway.”

@gonegrove​ did this to me

[gonegrove]

Love thinking about Eddie with a crush on Heather. Like it’s the kinda crush where it’s less about her as a person bc she sucks but bc she’s physically his type so he’s both Annoyed about it, trying to just make it clear to the Lads it’s Visuals Only and also not sound like a raging misogynist when he says that bc like sure he’s a loser nerd in rural Indiana in the 80s but he’s not THAT bad. It’s just that Heather is Hot but has a Terrible Personality so you really gotta do some mental gymnastics there to enjoy the show or any fantasies.

[shieldofiron]

Heather staring in the doorway to the D&D club with unbridled lust.

[gonegrove]

She's Awful But She's Mine

Rating: M Words: 5,745 Ship: Heather Holloway/Eddie Munson (munway) Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Enemies But Also Lovers, Hate Fucking (Or Is It?), Light BDSM, Light Bondage, Secret Relationship, Eddie Munson is Not A Nice Person, Heather Holloway is Not A Nice Person, Corruption Kink, Rough Sex, Cringey Guitarist Energies, Enough Denial to Fill the Mariana's Trench, degradation kink if you squint

Summary (I can’t give a preview we in media res right into boning rip):

The Queen of Hawkins High wanted him so bad it made her hate herself and fuck if that didn't feel good.

READ IT HERE.

head’s up @shieldofiron @hyperfixatjons @rubysangel @summer-eighty-five @bowie-starss genuinely dunno who to give the heads up to on this and tumblr won’t let me tag some people i knwo would be interested B) cannot win

[shieldofiron]

I’m really normal about Heather x Eddie and I can stop anytime I want and I’m NOT outlining fics in my mind, no, not at all.

[gonegrove]

Eddie on his toxic nerd boy shit

Heather retaliating with her toxic mean girl shit

They start kissing

[shieldofiron]

For @gonegrove because... it's true.

[shieldofiron]

¿Qué le ha Pasado al Sábado?

Eddie Munson was known for three things. The first was the time he read his poem out loud in class and it turned out to be about a human falling in love with a dwarf woman, and so everyone knew that Eddie Munson liked chicks with beards. He was known for his old metal lunchbox, of course.

And also, known mostly around the popular girls, he was a safe drive home. No questions asked, apparently, if a girl came to him at a party and tugged at his sleeve, she would be ushered safely into his van for an uneventful, if loud, ride home.

Heather didn't do sleeve tugging. And she didn't normally do things like this. But some older boys had gotten into the party, and Tina was apparently trying to kick them out with some help from that kid from California. And one of them wouldn't leave Heather alone. And her ride, Melissa, had disappeared. And Heather had a stupid curfew.

So, now she was here in a van that smelled like feet, trying not to think about what could be baked into these nasty seats.

The famous lunch box sat between her heels, cold against her ankle.

Munson glanced at her, just out of the corner of his eye, "Nice costume."

She eyed the same old clothes he wore every day, "Right back at you. You going as the town drug dealer?"

"And you're a black cat," He smirked, "Didn't waste even a single brain cell on that."

"I'm saving them for something worthwhile," She smiled sourly. Her knee shook and she folded her hands in her lap, trying to calm herself.

"Yeah, like what?"

"I thought this was supposed to be a no questions asked kind of thing."

"Just trying to make conversation," He sighed.

She leaned over and turned up the music, trying to stare straight ahead and not notice the way he turned to look at her.

Heather was not known for a lot of things. She had no notable crushes, it was widely agreed that no one in school was good enough for her. People didn't know her real favorite song (Red Hot by Mötley Crüe), her favorite color (Orange), or her favorite movie (Phantom of the Paradise.)

Heather enjoyed the control, knowing what other people thought of her. Like the boy next to her in the car.

She let out a breath, licking her lips and tasting the baby pink lipstick she'd carefully applied before going over to Munson and pulling him away from the partygoers.

"Turn here," She pointed.

"A dirt road? I thought you lived-"

"Did I stutter, freak?"

He rolled his eyes, but turned as directed, "As you wish."

"Okay, where-"

"Just park," Heather's leg was shaking again. Damn it.

He threw the van into park with a sharp jerk of his arm, "Holloway, if you brought me out here to get jumped, I have a crowbar under my seat, and I don't-"

"Shut up," She stared out wordlessly at the night.

"I'm not fucking-"

"Shut up," She reached over and grabbed him by the chin.

It wasn't what she expected. She expected a sort of wild kiss. Mashing mouths, and getting this ridiculous crush of hers out of her head. But his lips were soft, and her stomach went kind of melted and fluttery when he reached out, just a few seconds in, and held her jaw too.

Heather wasn't known for it, but she'd been watching him. Laughing raucously with his friends in the lunchroom, throwing balled up paper in the back of study hall. She'd picked up one once. It was a drawing of a dragon curled around a princess with dark hair. His claw was reached all around her waist, claws digging in.

Heather dug her nails into his cheek and Munson groaned, his lips falling open. He tasted her, and then groaned again.

She'd seen the other girls climbing into the van. Chrissy Cunningham putting a hand on his leather clad arm. A hand, studded with jewels hovering at her waist.

Heather climbed over the seat, straddling his lap without breaking the kiss. He kept one hand on her face, callouses brushing the sensitive skin of her neck, rings brushing against her hair. The other hand slid up her thigh, rippling the material of her fishnets. Frissions of heat rolled up her spine.

"Curfew?" He asked dazedly when they finally parted, baby pink lipstick smeared over his face, sticking in his stubble.

She patted his cheek, "Don't waste any brain cells. We have better things to do."

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For @gonegrove