#incorrect stranger things

[love-byers]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

*Steve Harrington doing queer shit before he knew he was queer since he was 13 and practiced kissing with Tommy Hagan.

Also, 18+ MINORS DNI for cum talk, just to be safe.

Steve and Eddie were high at Steve's house:

Eddie: Guys do spit handshakes. . .why don't they do cum handshakes? Cause if you're willing to spit in your hand with another guy . . .

Steve: Oh, they do that, too.

Eddie:

Steve: Why are you looking at me like that?

Eddie: You sound like - you sound like you know from experience.

Steve: It's cause I have experienced it. Hasn't every guy?

Eddie: I'm. . .*deep breath*. . . I'm gonna need more information, Steve.

Steve: Well, my dad always told me: women are for marriage, men are fun. Which I think is stupid because women can be just as fun as men.

Eddie: MORE INFORMATION because. . .What the hell, Steve?! Does Robin know about this?

Steve: She didn't like hearing about the spit why would she like hearing about the other stuff I used to do with my jock friends?

Eddie: Am I - Am I too high?

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 27

all previous parts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 5.5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[rogueddie]

[simsim54]

mike: WHO ATE MY CHOCOLATE??? dustin: don't look at me mike: LUCAS, WAS IT YOU? lucas: *looks at will* will: ... lucas: it was Will will: LUCAS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL mike: oh, it was you baby? was it good? want some more?

[infinite-orangepeel]

[miwiromantics]

Robin: *talking non-stop about their interest enthusiastically* and then, oh- i'm sorry, are you tired? Am I talking too much, dear? Nancy:*trying her best to stifle a yawn* no no, I'm not tired at all, go on *makes heart eyes at Robin the rest of the time* In the other room Steve: *breathes* Jonathan: SHUT THE FUCK UP

[hangon-silvergirl]

pt4: st4 & shirts that go hard (+)

[hyperfixedbrainrot]

[love-byers]

[moonriselabyrinth]

I love the thought of Steve being like that one guy on Reddit who was afraid he was homophobic because he was jealous of his gay roommate being with a bunch of guys. Sadly only read one fic like that but it’s my favorite. Just…

Eddie: *scared out of his mind* I’m gay

Steve: hi gay, I’m Steve

Eddie & Robin: *silent gay judgement*

Steve: get it? Like the dad joke!

Robin: the problem was not us not getting the joke

*Later*

Steve: *close to tears* Robin I think you have to stop being friends with me

Robin: *tired, knowing it’s gonna be some bullshit* what are you talking about, dingus?

Steve: Robin, I haven’t changed at all like I thought! I’m still homophobic and you cannot have a homophobic best friend that would be so fucked up! We have to break up Robin!

Robin: why do you think you’re homophobic? You haven’t had a problem with me or Eddie? Why would you suddenly starting being homophobic again after all this?

Steve: you know how Eddie has been telling us about, like, taking you up to indie to hook up with girls at those gay clubs? About the times he’s hook up with guys there and in Chicago? How he went on, like, a real date with that guy like fucking six towns over? I keep getting so annoyed, resentful, and even disgusted, Robin! I’m a horrible person.

Robin: oh my god, you’re such a dingus

[lavenderstobins]

robin: if i die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?

steve: anything, rob

robin: blow up the hospital

steve, with no hesitation: done

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Hawkins has been saved, Vecna defeated. Everyone helped, but it was Eddie was now a vampire of some sort with wings. Steve, filled with euphoria of having won, slapped Eddie's ass like the jock that he is.

Steve: Good game.

Eddie: *moans* Harder.

Now, everyone is looking at him, and his eyes go wide. He stretched and slapped his knees.

Eddie: Well, I'm just going to go make sure that the gate is really closed for good. Hmm, look at the time.

He spread his wings and flew up into the sky. They all watched him fly high in the sky, and they could still hear him off in the distance.

Eddie: *shrieking* Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Robin: I guess he hasn't made the connection that if we're okay with him being a vampire, then we're okay with him being anything else. You're going to need a bigger net to catch that crazy flying fish, Romeo. *slaps Steve’s back* Good luck. Maybe try lassoing him.

[demi-god77]

[rogueddie]