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eminsunnytoons123 · 2 months
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Muppet high:
The trio!! ^_^
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Since I have been becoming yet again REALLY And A LOT interested in @eldritch-muppetshow 's muppet high AU, haunted theatre AU, And the muppets Playground AU, And since i have Drew the trio of the haunted theatre AU, heres the trio of the muppet high AU =^_^=
And yes, muppet high was actually supposed to be an real animated television series, but then it Got cancelled- but they did made figures, plushies And mugs of them!
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Heres the picture of the figures! And i'll draw them too, and even @eldritch-muppetshow 's versions of other characters in the Show/AU =^.^=
And honestly, if this was a Show, id definetly watch it! And i even made the logo for it =^_^=
I hope y'all will like this! Especially @eldritch-muppetshow =^///^= 💖
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eldritch-muppetshow · 2 years
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the jim henson hour but it’s a comically terrible animated spin-off
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torentialtribute · 5 years
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Wilder is on the rise and ready to take the Blades to the next level
Chris Wilder is unique in managing teams for promotions of ninth, fifth, fourth, third and second level.
& # 39; I missed a few but I don't feel like going back, & # 39; he says. & # 39; Maybe later when I'm done. Go around the circle. & # 39;
Wilder is not nearly finished yet. At the age of 51, he simply drives on to Sheffield United to the Premier League ending the club's 12-year-old exile.
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The Blades secured automatic promotion to the Premier League alongside Norwich City
He did it while he knew a profit on the transfer market, navigating through a broken boardroom and implementing a hugely attractive, energetic style. He is an excellent contender for the manager of the year. & # 39; There is a lot of goodwill from the soccer world & # 39 ;, he reflects.
Wilder's legacy is the sum total. He was born in Sheffield, would stand on the Bramall Lane terraces as a boy and played for the club under Dave Bassett.
His earthiness also appeals. He often catches the bus to the city and that will not change now that his status has been increased. & # 39; Maybe I should put on a cap, wear a wig and pull a piece & # 39 ;, he says. & # 39; But I love the bus, why wouldn't I? My house is right outside the door and it takes me directly to my favorite pub. & # 39;
He adds later: & # 39; Don't forget your carrots, they have struck me from an early age. And I do not. Jenny from the block and everything. & # 39; I have breaks. & # 39; Chrissy from the block! & # 39;
From a little to whole, Wilder remembers his origins. And where is it now? I started with my partner who ran to Sunday League Club, Bradway FC. Team selections were decided in the night club prior to the kick-off. . co.uk/1s/2019/05/04/23/13096648-0-image-a-18_1557008942791.jpg "height =" 422 "width =" 634 "alt =" Chris Wilder was born in Sheffield, as a boy on the Bramall Lane terraces are "<img id =" i-bcb7a391b3ba51f6 "src =" https://dailym.ai/2J0KiDS -18_1557008942791.jpg "height =" 422 "width =" 634 "alt =" <img id = "i-bcb7a391b3ba51f6" src = "https://dailym.ai/2Y6SkP6 23 / 13096648-0-image-a-18_1557008942791.jpg "height =" 422 "width =" 634 "alt =" <img id = "i-bcb7a391b3ba51f6" src = "https://dailym.ai/2uS4u1n /1s/2019/05/04/23/13096648-0-image-a-18_1557008942791.jpg "height =" 422 "width =" 634 "alt =" Chris Wilder was born in Sheffield, would stand in the gallery Bramall Lane terraces like a boy
& # 39; Al s players were there with us that they started, they got more honor than the boys who got up early & # 39 ;, he says, just a joke.
From there, he joined Alfreton in October 2001, and in the 27-week period he had won four-fold trophies, including the Northern Counties League Premier League and the Derbyshire Senior Cup.
I moved to Halifax and learned to stand up for six years due to hardships. & # 39; In a sense, it was good because it was a blank canvas & # 39 ;, he says. & # 39; But it was difficult: coaches who didn't show up, wage deferment. Things I have experienced since the first days I use it now. It doesn't really change. It's about the human dimension, it's about people. & # 39;
He won promotion of the conference in Oxford and then in Northampton planned a path amid financial uncertainty, including staff not paid for three months, to claim the League Two title in 2016.
& # 39; I said to the players: & # 39; You can use this as an excuse to hold up the white flag or you can use it to take advantage, to have a siege mentality and to come out with a lot of praise. would do it. And because I had drawn all those players who were good characters, I already knew the answer. & # 39;
That summer, Sheffield United, led by President Kevin McCabe, gave Wilder his chance. It has turned out to be an inspired choice. In his first season back to the club, they became League One champions, where they had been languishing for six years.
This season has exceeded all expectations, all on a tight budget. everything with a tight budget "
This season exceeded all expectations, while it all worked with a tight budget
This season has been even better and exceeded all expectations. With a tight budget, given the ownership dispute between McCabe and Prince Abdullah, Wilder signed relatively ordinary players and lifted them to extraordinary standards, his team playing a progressive 3-5-2 system, where running is essential and the middle backs are told to move forward The left of the three, Jack O & Connell, provided the cross to set up Scott Hogan & # 39; s opener against Ipswich last weekend, while on the right side no center half created more opportunities for this campaign than the 29. of Chris Basham.
Movement on the side is kaleidoscopic, similar to the all-action teams from Chile and Seville that were broadcast by Jorge Sampaoli. condition, we don't want to be marked & # 39 ;, says Wilder. & # 39; Strange and beautiful positions. But there is a structure behind it. You cannot get the results we have without organization. It's about being positive and driving back their best players. A risk and return approach. & # 39;
Wilder does this however with players who were not really on the wishlists of other clubs. In midfield, 33-year-old Mark Duffy played 35 championship games and David McGoldrick, signed on a free Ipswich card, scored 15 league goals. At the age of 31 I was 85 years earlier in his career.
& # 39; We play with old school values ​​in a modern way & # 39 ;, says Wilder. & # 39; There are non-negotiables, you have to run and you have to compete. But we have some good players – that goes under the radar. & # 39; He is central to recruitment. & # 39; I make quick decisions, I don't have to see them ten times, & # 39; he says.
I know about them through networking. I know Chris Waddle well and sometimes I take a beer with me on a Sunday. He knows the result of North-East Counties South Division or whatever, Matlock versus Belper, because that's just him. And I have always had great interest in the game at every level. It has not been a culture with a checkbook. & # 39;
Billy Sharp, 33, is as sharp as ever and achieves 23 championship goals. Wilder inherited Sharp and entered into a bond with a fellow Blade. & # 39; Wilder says: & # 39; I have the reputation of being a bit of a loner, getting a stroke of 2-1, but he scores and is happy. & # 39; Far from. He was embarrassed about the position his team was in and wanted to do something about it. He certainly did. It is an appropriate reward that he leads his club in the Premier League. & # 39;
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Their shared joy was evident in an interview with Sky Sports where Wilder, arm draped around Sharp, the presenter soaked by squirting a bottle of Moretti, then he named Patrick Bamford and Adam Forshaw & muppets & # 39; because he suggested that his team would feel the pressure in the straight house. was an average of 2.2 points since Christmas.
& # 39; Maybe I shouldn't have had a little twink with Forshaw and Bamford, but part of me is fighting instinctively, & he says. & # 39; 39; We answered it in the best possible way, we won games when the heat is on, when other teams fall apart, and I'm very proud of that. & # 39;
He adds : & # 39; You have to enjoy it There is a lot of pain in football in difficult ti jden. & # 39; Wilder says he won't let his feelings spin. & # 39; I can't do that with these supporters, especially if my standby are family and friends. I have to be honest. I am not manufactured as I manage. It is not from a textbook. & # 39;
That honesty was clear last summer when I was considering running away the battle between McCabe and Prince, Abdullah threatened to paralyze the club. Eventually, progress was made, David Brooks sold to Bournemouth for £ 11.5million, and John Egan and Oliver Norwood bought for a combined £ 5m.
Hopefully a solution for the unrest in the boardroom will be found after a High Court hearing on Tuesday and Wilder has a clear picture. Wilder says he hopes that there will be a decent period for them after 12 years of & # 39; heartache & # 39; "
Wilder says he hopes there will be a decent period for them after 12 years of & # 39; heartache & # 39;"
Wilder says he hopes there will be a decent period for them after 12 years of & # 39; heartache & # 39;
& # 39; I always said that the owners of the football club are & # 39 ;, he says. & # 39; They must follow it in the right direction, I am sure they will. & # 39; Yet there have been admiring glances from rival presidents. & # 39; I work at a great club that is close to my heart, but like everything else you don't know what's around & # 39 ;, says Wilder.
& # 39; Hopefully this is the start of a decent period for the club because we have had heartache for the past 12 years. & # 39;
Keeping up would again be a huge achievement. & # 39; We will try to improve the same strategy and identity. We have five or six boys who played in League One. It is important that they get the chance and we do not take a debilitating ball into our team spirit and mentality.
& # 39; We have to play smart next year, but it would be very foolish for us to change. & # 39; The circumstances have changed drastically for Wilder, but not the man.
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City of Stupid
by Dan H
Monday, 06 October 2008
Dan "reviews" Cassandra Clare's City of Bones
I'd like to start this review (which like most Ferretbrain reviews will actually be more of an extended ramble and will involve strong spoilers from the outset) by citing a quote from the last page of City of Bones (told you there'd be spoilers) which I think perfectly highlights the problem I have with Urban Fantasy: 
"And there it was spread out before her like a carelessly opened jewellery box, this city more populous and more amazing than she had ever imagined: There was the emerald square of central park, where the faerie courts met on midsummer evenings; there were the lights of the clubs and bars downtown, where the vampires danced the nights away at Pandemonium; there the alleys of Chinatown down which the Werewolves slunk at night, their coats reflecting the city's lights. There walked warlocks in all their bat-winged, cat-eyed glory; and here, as they swung out over the river, she saw the darting flash of multicoloured tails under the silvery skin of the water, she shimmer of long, pearl-strewn hair and heard the high, rippling laughter of the mermaids."
Now I freely admit that this is a personal bugbear, but it actually kind of pisses me off that in order for the good Miss Clare to find any sense of wonder in the city of New York she has to imagine that it's full of cheap, derivative White Wolf characters.  Repeat after me, Urban Fantasy writers: vampires do not make the world more interesting. Werewolves do not make the world more interesting. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter.  Anyway, onto the book. By the way, this gets kind of incoherent. This is because reading City of Bones has actually caused me to suffer physical brain damage. 
First Things First: The Harry Potter Connection  I really, honestly, didn't want to do this. I spent the first half of the book saying "no, it's just because you know she was from that fandom, just because the villain's got an agenda of racial purity, a name beginning with V, and a secret society backing him up which he started when he was in high school, that doesn't mean it's not still an original work of fiction."  Then it turned out that the scruffy, bookish older character, who had a crush on the heroine's mother and while never popular at school had managed to find his way into a clique of popular kids and was very pleased about it was a fucking werewolf. His name is "Lucian," by the way.  In short: it's a Harry Potter AU in which Lily married Voldemort and gave birth to Draco and Hermione, while Remus Lupin hung around looking sad.  Okay, it doesn't map exactly: the Voldemort-analogue's Death-eater-analogue seems to have started out as more of a Marauders-analogue, and the Dumbledore-analogue appears to have been part of the group as well. There are enough parallels, however that if you're already aware of where the author started off you just can't stop making comparisons.  Although Mr Not-Lupin was my breaking point, it's the villain that really strikes me as being a bit similar to a certain well known figure from a certain well known series. His name is Valentine (that's his first name, by the way, his last name is Morgenstern). Everybody starts the book thinking he's dead. Many years ago he started a war which nearly tore apart the Shadowhunter World, and although he was defeated people still fear his return. His rise to power relied on a sinister organisation which he founded at the age of fucking seventeen. Oh, and of course he's dedicated to an agenda of racial purity, and talks about blood all the time.  So, yeah. Bit familiar really.  And I never thought I'd say this, but the difference between Valentine and Voldemort is that Voldemort actually works (at least until the point where he gets resurrected and starts acting like a muppet). In a children's series set in a boarding school, you can accept the idea that the path to world domination begins in the sixth form. In a Young Adult series set in actual New York you really can't.  But that's enough about Why It's A Bit Like Harry Potter, because it really is too easy.  Style, Plot and Pacing: Full Tilt to Nowhere  It has been said that Drama is real life with the boring bits taken out. This is almost certainly true, for a reasonably strict definition of the "boring bits". Certainly I wouldn't want to watch a drama that was actually, genuinely shot in real time, with hour long scenes of the characters doing housework or playing World of Warcraft (note that 24 in no way counts as "shot in real time," it's just a 24-episode drama series that happens to give its episodes numbers for titles). However it's important to recognise that there are lots of bits which don't count as boring, and which good drama leaves in. Things like establishing character, laying the groundwork for your plot, and having lines of dialogue that aren't fucking one-liners.  City of Bones is real life with all the bits that don't involve people being actively awesome taken out. So the dialogue consists entirely of characters exchanging pithy quips or heated emotional outbursts, the action judders from fight to explosion to exposition without passing through anything in the middle. Our esteemed editor gave up on the book on page 63 when she got to the "Jace on the Piano" scene, I very nearly gave up on the book about a hundred pages later when it was revealed that Clary's mother had been married to Valentine.  I'm just going to let that paragraph hang there for a bit.  Hopefully you're now thinking "hold on Dan, why did you find that so annoying, are you going to explain to us why we should care about this, or are you just going to leave it there with no context or explanation."  Which is exactly how I felt about that scene.  Valentine, in case you've already forgotten (and to be honest I wouldn't blame you) is the racially motivated villain of Clare's totally original fantasy world. By page one-hundred-and-whatever we know bugger all about the guy except that he's the Designated Villain of this particular secondary creation. He apparently started a (totally original) war a few years ago in an attempt to purge the world of non-humans, and everybody thought he was dead but maybe he isn't dum dum dummmmm!  The problem is that the only thing that Valentine has done so far is maybe not be dead and possibly be implicated in abducting Clary's Mother because he's maybe looking for a thing called the Mortal Cup. It's sort of like having the "I Am Your Father" scene in Star Wars take place before the destruction of Alderaan. We find out that Jocelyn (Clary's mother and before you ask, no, nobody in this entire book has a name that isn't stupid) was married to Valentine before we really find out why we should give a shit about either of them (insofar as we ever do).  Incidentally our esteemed editor has pointed out that, tellingly, the moment she gave up on the book was the moment that made it bad romance, while the moment I gave up on it was the moment that made it bad fantasy. Make of that what you will.  Anyway, the basic plot is that there's this waste of space called Valentine who started a totally original war about sixteen years ago, and who is now looking for a thing called the Mortal Cup because he wants to create an army of Shadowhunters to wipe out the Downworlders (non humans to you and me) and safeguard the world from demons for all time.  There's a couple of things I'd like to say about that.  Firstly: Bored. So bored.  Secondly: Apart from the fact that he's Designated Evil, what exactly is wrong with this plan? Half the Downworlders we meet actually are horrifically dangerous and actually do kill people. It's not unreasonable to suggest that they should be dealt with, and the idea of making more Shadowhunters is actually a really good one. But Valentine is evil so, whatevs.  Anyway, in order to safeguard the Mortal Cup from Valentine they for some unfathomable reason have to go on a long CRPG quest where they talk to people, who send them to talk to other people, who help them to unlock Clary's Super Special Self Insert Memories which apparently contain the Key to Everything. After about five chapters of "now you must go here, now you must go here, now you must go to a party with a gay warlock" they finally find out that actually her memories will come back on their own, she just has to give them time, and also the magic feather isn't really magic and it was just her all along.  Sorry, I'm actually boring myself writing this.  So then there's a filler chapter where they have to rescue one of the supporting cast from vampires and another filler chapter where the vampires are attacked by werewolves and Jace and Clary go flying on a vampire motorbike. Then there's some angst and drama, then they go get the Mortal Cup because Clary realises that she's known where it was all along, but only she has the power to retrieve it because zomg special. Then there is Betrayal! Then there is Exposition! Then eventually the fucking thing ends and I can go back to doing something more interesting like unblocking our waste disposal unit.  The final revelation of the book is that not only was Valentine married to Clary's mother but that he was also her father. The book seems to expect me to be surprised at this, but given that her real father was supposed to have died before she was born leaving no personal effects whatsoever or any evidence that he'd ever existed and since, true to form, Shadowhunters never marry Mundanes (because what would somebody who isn't Teh Speshul possibly have to bring to a relationship) anybody with half a brain has already worked out that Clary's father is probably her mother's husband.  But! It also turns out that Valentine is Jace's father, having faked both his and Jace's death, and assumed the identity of Michael Wayland (one of his followers, who he killed) in order to evade detection. Then he faked his death a second time and sent Jace to live at the Institute. The institute which is full of photographs of the real Michael Wayland, and of Valentine, which Jace somehow never recognised. This final whammy ends in a classic exchange that goes something like this: 
"But, the Wayland ring-" "Ah yes," said Valentine, looking at Jace's hand, where the ring glittered like snake scales. "The ring. Funny isn't it how an M worn upside down resembles a W."
No. No it fucking doesn't, you moron. For a start it's a ring, and rings are fucking circular. You can't wear it "upside down" because people look at your hand from different angles. And what the hell kind of family crest is it that's just the first letter of your freaking surname with no context or decoration? Where the hell did that come from, My First Heraldry Kit? And why didn't the people at the institute, most of whom were your former allies, recognise your family crest? And why didn't you just have him wear the actual insignia of the family you were pretending to be from you stupid, derivative stock villain?  In short the plot is stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. The pacing is shot to hell, full of scenes that seemed like a cool idea at the time, or which only exist to showcase some part of the setting. It's full of cheap shortcuts and copouts and unadulterated nonsense.  "Characterisation." You Notice I Used Sarcastic Quote Marks  There isn't any. I'm really sorry to come back to the fanfic thing again, but the fact is that the only way to get sense of personality from any of the characters in the damned book was to assume that they were their Harry Potter analogues and work from there.  That's right guys. This book makes Harry Potter look like a thoughtfully constructed work of character-driven drama. While Voldemort's actions frequently seem at odds with his alleged motivation (if he's so afraid of death, why does he treat his Horcruxes so carelessly, if he cares so little for life, why doesn't he kill the heroes when he gets the chance?) at least I know that he's supposed to have some kind of reason for his actions. Valentine on the other hand just feels like a puppet going through the motions of villainy in order to provide the story with some semblance of direction.  Then there's Jace. Who. Never. Says. Anything. That. Isn't. A. One. Liner. And okay, I know that part of the deal is that he's been so terribly hurt that he can't allow himself to have normal feelings which is why his love for Clary is so special but fuck that. "Makes constant wisecracks" is not a psychologically realistic portrayal of an emotionally scarred teenager, it's a cheap bit of sub-Buffy wish fulfilment. Towards the climax of the book they face an honest to god Demon Lord and he actually gives it sass.  Look, it really is very simple. Your readers take their cues from your characters. If you show us a scene in which your protagonists fight a Big Scary Demon and they act like it Isn't Scary At All, then we, the readers will assume that the Big Scary Demon is in fact Not Scary At All. If your characters are unimpressed by your world, it doesn't make the character look cool, it makes the world look unimpressive. Those who are following in their textbooks will find this principle outlined in Chapter One under the heading "Show Don't Tell, Dumbass."  Let's see, who else is actually in this turd of a novel? There's Alec, who is gay and Isabelle, who is his sister, who wears thigh high boots and carries a whip, and has hair "nearly the precise colour of black ink". Leaving aside the fact that the description makes her sound like the World of Warcraft Succubus her main function in the book is to be theoretically sexy but only enough to make the quiet, unselfconscious beauty of Clary to look special by comparison.  Then there's Hodge, who betrays everybody, which would come as more of a shock if I had the slightest grip on his personality beyond "well he's probably a bit like Dumbledore but I don't know really".  And that's it. Jesus Christ there are only about eight characters in the entire fucking book, you'd think one of them might have had some semblance of an identity. You would have thought wrong.  Unanswered Questions: Who Runs This Idiot World?  So, how did Jace not recognise that his father looked like Valentine, and not like the man who was actually supposed to be his father?  Why, if the only way to get more Shadowhunters is for them to be born to existing Shadowhunters, or for them to be made with the Mortal Cup (at a terrible risk) why the fuck don't Shadowhunters ever marry Mundanes?  Why isn't the Clave doing anything?  How did Valentine manage to put together a world-dominating secret conspiracy at the age of seventeen?  What's so fucking special about Clary?  Why is saving the world being left in the hands of five teenagers?  Are there really two more books in this series?  Why didn't I do the sensible thing and stop reading on page 114? 
Themes: Books, Sci-fi / Fantasy, Young Adult / Children, Cassandra Clare
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Wardog at 16:24 on 2008-10-09
You make me so damn glad I stopped reading at page 63. So. Damn. Glad.
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Wordless at 07:05 on 2009-11-10
I could've realized something when i noticed that the people who positively reviewed the series were a) Stephenie Mayer and b) Cassandra's close friends. To be honest I was a bit suspicious when Holly Black referred to her as "Cassie". but my main issue is this: 
Why, if the only way to get more Shadowhunters is for them to be born to existing Shadowhunters, or for them to be made with the Mortal Cup (at a terrible risk) why the fuck don't Shadowhunters ever marry Mundanes?
Why, if the only way to get more Shadowhunters is for them to be born to existing Shadowhunters, or for them to be made with the Mortal Cup (at a terrible risk) why the fuck don't Shadowhunters ever marry Mundanes?
Are Shadow Hunters...sterile? Obviously not, since Jocelyn had two children and both are successful shadow hunters....noting one even has "special powers" from them doing the nasty. Sooo what's the issue then? I pondered this for a good fat chunk of the book until i came to: "Sure," Jace said "But we haven't had the cup for years now, and a lot of us die young. So our numbers slowly dwindle." "Aren't you, uh..."Clary searched for the right word."reproducing?"....(skin a bunch of irrelevant ramble)"Sure he said."we love reproducing. It's one of our favourite things." okay heres the thing using the shadow cup 20% success rate, doing the old-fashioned ovaries and sperm route-about the same thing.So whats the point? I mean going after valentine would just kill the few shadow hunters they have and so why bother? Apparently seeing as everyone's doing like they do on the discovery channel let him have the cup. but this issue was left abandoned instead pursuing the predictable Jace heritage. in short i was bored and sickened....and confuzled but much later. After my feet stopped cramping.
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Wordless at 07:52 on 2009-11-12
Also the werewolves....*sigh*the werewolves...These are supposed to be human well at least half human. so I don't understand how sentient beings would kill each other for leadership of the pack. Really...that set evolution back at least a hundred years. Aleast. I mean even in the wild though male wolves fight they don't KILL each other...because that would be stupid. okay sure I'm taking some liberties but seriously when i read that i was like WTF.
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Shim at 13:15 on 2009-11-12
Actually, although I agree it seems kind of sad she can't find wonder in the city as it is - to me the most grating thing is that the "wonder" in America is all European. I'm just about willing to buy werewolves (being basically human) and even vampires, although I don't like the modern twist on vampires anyway. But mermaids in the rivers in ANY city? Easily visible? Not flippin' likely given the pollution, tidal barrages and so on you get. However, I'd like to reserve my major anger for the "faerie courts in Central Park". All fey-based mythology I know of has them inhabiting a kind of overlapping reality, usually underground or in magical hills or whatever, and rarely having any contact with humans. There's no reason for them to up sticks en masse and move to America. Especially given that in a world where this stuff is real, America would be quite full enough of the indigenous fantastic races like Baykok or Ishigaq or Kushtaka (all of which I just looked up; what do I know about Native American mythology? still more than CC, apparently). Or does she imagine the Faerie imitated their mortal cousins and had their own little genocide?
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C J Morgan at 17:03 on 2009-11-12
Or does she imagine the Faerie imitated their mortal cousins and had their own little genocide?
Now there is a story I would read. ...or write. *adds to list of ideas*
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Dan H at 23:58 on 2009-11-12
Hi guys, sorry for the lack of commentage, blame NaNoWriMo
okay heres the thing using the shadow cup 20% success rate, doing the old-fashioned ovaries and sperm route-about the same thing.So whats the point?
To be fair, presumably natural born Shadowhunters have about a thirteen year period where they're just kids, so the cup would be a better way to build an army *fast*. Of course Valentine does not in fact *do* this.
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muppet central high doodles
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eldritch-muppetshow · 2 years
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some school staff for the cheesy 90s cartoon that doesn’t exist. lindbergh’s actually the school janitor and not a student, but he sometimes helps the main characters w the problem of the episode
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eldritch-muppetshow · 2 years
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muppet central high!solid foam
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eldritch-muppetshow · 2 years
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(hands you lore abt muppet central high’s main characters)
- leon’s a sort of scheming, flirtatious, zack morris type of character who frequently gets his friends/himself into trouble with his Wacky Scheme of the week to try and make money/win over girls. he does have standards/something of a moral code though, which inevitably kicks in whenever he goes too far.
- clifford’s the de facto leader of the main characters, and he’s pretty similar to muppet high!kermit; laid back, popular, chill, but not without his limits when it comes to his friends’ shenanigans. he’s still solid foam’s bass player, regularly holding practice sessions at his house (and their houses too, it depends on how annoyed his neighbors are at the noise that week).
- vicki’s sweet, nerdy, and wants to be a filmmaker once she’s out of high school. she’s frequently inspired by the movies she watches, which leads to her trying to make amateur films of her own (and dragging her friends into acting in them). she has something of a one-sided rivalry with bean since when he’s involved with a plan, people are often willing to overlook her objections bc he’s just so darn cute.
- bean bunny’s the resident Obligatory Kid-Appeal Character, tagging along on clifford and company’s adventures. no one’s really sure why he’s attending high school when he looks more like a kid, but at the same time no one wants to ask him this and (potentially) see him sad. he regularly uses his cuteness to his advantage.. and so does leon (provided he pays bean to do so).
- digit’s a television-addled sci-fi nerd who’s regularly lost in his electronics, whether that’s his tv, his walkman, other people’s tvs (you get the point). despite how spacey he is a lot of the time, he’s very savvy when it comes to things involving electronics and does his best to help with whatever clifford asks of him. because this is the 90s, he sometimes speaks in dated tv/pop culture references.
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eldritch-muppetshow · 2 years
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gorilla television (but not yet bc they’re still in high school), the last of the designs for the main characters of muppet central high are done! they’re more or less the main antagonists of the au but they’re (begrudgingly) willing to work w the main cast if the problem’s serious enough, they still have standards
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eldritch-muppetshow · 2 years
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muppet central high!digit cannot rollerblade to save his life. or other people’s lives. if anything, he is actively a danger to his own and others’ well-being as soon as he puts on a set of roller skates.
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eminsunnytoons123 · 1 month
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Muppet babies:
Baby digit
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Disclaimer: I had to get this Idea off my chest to share it with all my tumblr Sisters, Brothers And pen pals And even some more muppets Artists her, so for the sake of creativity And enjoyment, i'll risk it for @shypeachrunaway And all the other sisters, Brothers And pen pals of mine
Ever since I've again became interested in @eldritch-muppetshow 's AU's that include the muppet high, haunted theatre And Playgroup AU's, And Since I have simply created an AU called "muppets daycare" I had this Idea last night And this is as a little treat for @shypeachrunaway since I know she really loves digit =^_^=
I have decided to draw baby digit And how would he look like as a Baby, And I honestly think he now looks very adorable here =^///^= And yes, the background is the background of muppet Central, I thought it would fit background the best ^///^
And I really like giving babies big cute sparkling eyes that look at y'all very adorably, And the way you all cant decline their cuteness =^///^= I feel like Baby bean's eyes would be extremely sparkly =^.^=
I hope y'all will like this =^_^= tommorow i'll draw the characters of horrifying muppets world AU (And the game Idea I have) =^///^= 💖
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eminsunnytoons123 · 2 months
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Haunted theatre AU:
THE trio
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Since I was interested in @eldritch-muppetshow 's muppets AU's since october but didnt really Said it too much, And i still am interested in their AU's, heres a little gift for them =^_^=
I have Drew the trio of @eldritch-muppetshow 's AU called "haunted theatre AU" And i literally Got hyperfixated over that AU And i imagined the muppets Central high, haunted theatre And muppets Playground AU's to be Canon shows either on the youtube or TV =^_^= And if it would be series/shows, I'd definetly watch it!
And since i have saw their AU's, i was thinking about making my own versions of the haunted theatre AU, for example the moopets, but ofcourse i wont say to @eldritch-muppetshow to add them into the AU, but this is more like fanmade I can say =^///^=
And boy when I saw haunted theatre! Fozzie, I thought that he looked sooooo cute!! And wicked And even hugable! =>v<=
And i'll draw more doodles of @eldritch-muppetshow 's AU's as a gift for them, And i hope y'all will like this! Especially eldritch =^////^=
Note: haunted theatre AU, muppet Central high AU And muppets Playground AU Belong to @eldritch-muppetshow =^_^=
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