#ngl i’m proud of these

[wispscribbles]

MW3 spoilers / MCD ‼️

[piedpip3rrr]

how to serve in a god honouring way

[cupcakeinat0r]

Thinkin abt Dad bod! Miguel again…

Relationship weight gain is kinda inevitable when both parties are in absolute love with each other, and Miguel, despite being a total specimen, is no exception to this.

By now, you and Miguel have been dating for quite a bit, and you noticed Miguel getting a lil chunky. Not something you protested. At all. In fact, you were living for it. Yea, Miguel was gorgeous with those rock hard abs and that slutty waist of his that you were beginning to envy, but once his dad bod came in… dayum.

Miguel, however, did feel slightly embarrassed about it all, even though you reminded him everyday that he’s literally the most gorgeous man. Ever. It wasn’t about him, though. He was more concerned about you; that you wouldn’t see him the same way anymore, but you didn’t mind reassuring him a million times that he is all you want and ever need. Plus, it’s a dad bod, literally the best bod, like, c’mon now.

You’d watch him walk around the house with sweatpants on and no shirt, perky pecs (you could’ve sworn he had more titty than you, Jesus Christ), chest hair, pumped arms, fluffy abdomen and a tiny peek of a happy trail that could make your womanhood quiver. All that on full display for you and only you to ogle at. God, he was gorgeous. You, lying in bed, would bite your lip at the piece of work in front of you. Miguel was hunched over on his computer, which he dwarfed with his hands and build, reviewing some lab reports. Your eyes traced along his muscles, some of his stretch marks, and the one or two rolls he had on his side. How can a man look so delicious even while working?

“Whatcha looking at, mama?” He doesn’t look up.

“Oh, nothing… just the most beautiful human being I’ve ever seen.”

He finally looks up from the computer and smiles at you.

“That’s all you, mamita.”

You smile back. You still get butterflies with this man. You reach your arms out.

“C’mere, come to bed. I need my teddy bear.”

He chuckles. “ya mismo, beba, I only have one more left. I’ll be right there.”

You drop your hands in defeat. He says only one more, but you knew it would take him at least like 30 minutes to look over those things. He likes to be real thorough with them. You loved that your man had brains, but sometimes you wish he would just relax once in a while.

An idea flickered in your mind.

“Baby…”

“Yea, mama?” He mumbles, eyes concentrated on his screen.

“…how many kids would you want?”

He immediately perks up. Oh, now you’ve got his undivided attention.

“Kids?” He says, almost a little too excited, “What made you think about that?”

“Ohhh, I dunno… it’s just that you’ve got this dad look goin’ and… it’s been making think, y’know?”

“‘Dad look’?” He says with a humored smile.

“Well yea… I really like it. You’re lookin husky and thick, it’s so… sexy.”

The computer has been officially closed. Your plan is working.

“Oh yea?” His voice becomes lower, more sensual, as he climbs onto bed, his gaze becoming hungry. Miguel towers over you until he settles down on the comforter, nestled up right next to you, his thick thigh draped over both of yours. He rests his burly arm over your stomach, pulling you even closer to his warm body. Now that he lays next to you on the bed, you feel way smaller against him. You loved that.

“Mhm… it’s hard to not picture you with our future kids when you’re walking around here lookin’ like that. I’d make you such a cute daddy.” You coo, your hands brushing against his chest, playing with the hair there, occasionally caressing down to his soft mid-section. “Aw, baby… and I’d make you such a beautiful mommy,” Miguel groans into your neck, placing a kiss there, his hand goes up under his t shirt you’re wearing, caressing circles on your stomach as he imagines a bump there, “fuck, just thinking about you being pregnant makes me hot.“ His hand moves up to grab one of your breasts, giving it a light squeeze, his index finger giving your bud some attention, “and these filled with milk? coño, no puedo esperar.” He moans, his voice strained.

“So how many you want, daddy? Name a number and I’ll give em’ to you.”

Miguel just looks at you dumbfounded. He doesn’t know whether to get emotional or just pin you to the bed and fill you up with his kid to get a head start on this family. He thinks he’ll choose the latter.

“Mamita, I want however many you can give me.” he grabs you by the chin and smashes his lips against yours in a tongue-eating kiss. “Mmgonna look so pretty all swollen for me.” He then placed himself in between your legs, completely caging you in his broad shoulders and arms, his belly brushing up against your stomach. It’s not the only thing you feel, as you also feel his thick hard on when his hips start grinding against your weeping cunt.

“Mi princesita wants to make me a daddy, huh?” He says in a mocking voice. You nod, making a timid noise, aroused by his dominance. You look down to see a wet spot on his sweatpants, his precum seeping through from your little daddy talk no doubt. His mouth sucks and nips at the delicate skin on your neck, your shirt being hastily raised, your now wet panties shortly following the shirt. You’re in for it now. A victorious smirk growing on your face knowing that that last report would be saved for another day.

“Baby, What about your report?”

“It can wait.”

Spoiler alert: He rails you like a dog in heat, cream pies you multiple times, and makes sure none of it goes to waste!!! <3333 u got what u wanted!!! Yay!!!

A/n: He is very gorjus to me, ur honor!!! <33333

Want more DadBod!Miguel ? Here’s my master list, bae!!!

[jackienova]

Fairy Lights Series

Inspired by songs from The Amazing Devil ---------- Shop Links: ✦ Redbubble for prints, stickers, notebooks, buttons, t-shirts, tote bags, blankets, pillows, and more! ✦ Ko-fi for digital downloads, or if you'd like to give a little monetary support.

[diosmarii]

Finished Zolu comic!

[rick-ety]

POV: Stanley finally escapes the parable but the narrator lost his life getting them out ,,,,,,,,,&,!:!/‘skxl

@thechaotichorselord’s narrator, mariella, and Stanley! (You asked for this.)

SORRY ITS SO LAZY BTW UVE NEVER DRAWN A COMIC THIS IS THE FIRST ONE EVER (so excuse my terrible storyboarding 😪) I also didn’t wanna get burnt out on this so I tried to just freehand it all and not put too much effort into the details. Just a quick little comic for you GRRRRRRRR

[anonymous-dentist]

🖤🩶🤍💜

[elizaisdunn]

where in the world is JudgeJudyAndExecutioner ??

[twistedappletree]

[professionalromantic]

Hard Thoughts: Lee Know

...as your best friend.

mdni!

• lee know, who is your best friend, your roomate. sweet like an angel, and the most genuine man you know.

• lee know, who one day decides to test his luck by jokingly flirting with you..

• "hey baby come here, come give me a hug."

• lee know, who's feelings grew for you ever since he felt your arms around his neck, your tits pressing up against his chest, he wished he could've at least tried to touch your ass..

• lee know, who tries to give you more hugs now, grabbing your waist and lifting you up.

• lee know, who gets wet dreams about you kissing him hard, and rutting against him like crazy.

• lee know, who now jerks off to the thought of anything between you happening, going from an accidental touch, to a full on fuck.

• lee know, who was too loud, and you walked in on him cumming. how cute.. you thought to yourself..

• but you decided to turn away in shock.

• poor baby called out your name, and you smiled, helping him finally have his fantasies fufilled,

• lee know, who now has a daily routine with you, come home, and make sure you cum around his cock.

[mntds]

#Shakespeare Unfollow

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I can’t believe they made us read Shakespeare in high school when Juliet was 14 and Romeo was literally 37

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I can resist everything except temptation

- Mary Shelley

#dark academia #cottagecore #aesthetic #quotes #aestheticquotes #Shakespeare #writing #poetry

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Guys… I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s no way Shakespeare was straight… right? 😭😭😭 like this stuff is so fruity…

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[patrickbuffman]

Gay people: I’m Gay

Society: ok

Epic Char burger car edit:

[cornsnoot]

ok i wanna show what i’ve been working on for the last little while

i (painstakingly) designed some reptile hides with integrated thermometers and hygrometers that i can 3d print and put on an etsy store fairly soon! there’s also a replacement cover that can be swapped in if people just want a normal hide again. i liked the idea of a way to measure the humidity INSIDE the hide rather than a random spot in the enclosure, plus you can get ambient temps from where the reptile is actually hanging out. there’s gonna be a black color option too, but anyway, hopefully folks like the idea and maybe this can serve as a bit of an interest check?

[elliart7]

*growling and gnashing my teeth every time I remember Ed probably carried Stede off that ship

Based on this post by @meanmisscharles 🕺🏻

Instagram/ YouTube/ Ao3

[official-penis-posts]

wgy my penist hurt

I’m sorry to inform you that your penist has Dick Mania. Your penist went on a bangin’ bender and it’s now headed for a depressive episode. Put a nice comfy donut on it, and wait it out with some your favorite soft porn and/or popcorn.

[flying-ham]

update on my sansa and lady wip