#muse: tk 'teddy' baha

[general-kalani]

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Another day on Pandora, another spent sitting on the porch fighting off Skags. Or, well, just sitting.

Really, he didn't have much to do! And not much to look over either.

Mostly because of the lack of sight.

The whiff of off-worlder however had him getting the shotgun and aiming it in the general direction of the person approaching his shack and deplorable excuse of a farm.

"You! One more step and it'll be yer last... Hehehe, I'm messin' with ya. Welcome to a humble old mans shack!" The shotgun was put to the side of the chair again, leaning back in it with a grin.

"I only shoot Skag. Mostly anyways. What brings you here to me? I can definitely point ya around the place!"

[general-kalani]

New ask game: what new name would Zane assimilate from you if he killed you

"... Don't tell him, but he'd probably take 'Skipper' from me... Yeah, the full name's Alphonso 'Skipper' Knoxx. It's tradition to keep the middle name military-related... It's ridiculous."

"Necromancer! Made that shit up m'self!"

"Hope he don't come after me! Hehe, I ain't got nothin' to offer... Don't ask me how I got the middle name 'Vehicular Manslaughter' I don't know m'self hehe!"

"HOLY SHIT VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER?! I'M GOIN' AFTER YE!"

[general-kalani]

how much effort does your muse put into their costume for halloween parties and other dress-up events? do they have any go-to costumes? [the old farts of Pandora (any of them)]

{ Prompt from here! }

"Y'know, I never really celebrated 'halloween'. Family was uh... Too dedicated to the military for that. Have dress uniforms but they're not the best. Especially at a formal function it's way too god damn stiff. And I run military drills in a mech for fun."

"OH! I got it! Werewolf! Because where wolf! Hehehehehe get it?.. Please don't leave I need new friends."

[general-kalani]

🌌 steampunk

{ Prompt from here! }

Let my man T.K. rock a prosthetic LET HIM ROCK SOME GOLDEN EYES OR SMTH MAN THINK ABOUT IT Hammerlock would be amazing too for it. Hammerlock has prosthetic limbs already that area already "vintage" robotic but let my T.K. GET IT-

Seriously imagining how he'd probably design it himself for that au? I love the thought of it this man is already so cool but leave the scars there with like golden artificial eyes that Oberstein has going on????

I would literally die on the spot

[general-kalani]

{ Thank you for the follow @luposcainus!! }

"Oh yer definitely not a Skag! Welcome newcomer to Pandora. Hehe, we don't many visitors around here. What brings you to ol' man T.K. now?"

[general-kalani]

{ Thank you for the follow @pecuniarypriss! }

"Well hey there! Thanks fer meetin' with an ol' guy like meself! Hehe. Why you look like ya had a long walk... Though ya smell like off-worlder I won't judge! Be nice to have some company fer once... How ya doin' though?"

[general-kalani]

TK NO!

"Ah don'cha worry! I'll see it comin'... Hehehee! This is gon' be fun!"

[general-kalani]

I wish you all would get therapy.

{ Prompt from here! }

"No."

"Yeah, I need it. But frankly no one wants to go through that with a man like me. So otherwise, no."

"It's only CREATURES! I do not need therapy thank you!"

"Y'know I think I need it, but I can't really go get it."

"Not necessary for me thank you!"

"What's that again?"