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A reminder that Wainwright exists.
He's superior to Jack in every way possible.
#dash commentary#muse: wainwright jakobs#dying all the borderlands characters basically woke up when they heard someone's attracted to jack LMFAO-
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Borderlands: Skies the Ultimate Treasure Hunter
Skies goes with the Vault Hunters to a wedding, where she meets and old...acquaintance.
*Links to previous and next chapters in reblog*
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Guns, Love, and Tentacles Part 1
“...then loop it down and pull it tight. There.”
“Yeah...I don’t think this is right.”
Skies looks down at the tie tied into a twisted knot around her neck.
“Hm, well, it worked for me,” Rhys says from her ECHO communicator. “I guess it’s easier to do than to explain.”
“I’ll just get Moxxi to tie it for me,” Skies decides as she undoes the knot. “She must know how to tie a tie.”
“You’re pretty excited about this whole thing,” he comments.
“Of course!” she cheers, “it’s the first time I’ve ever been invited to a wedding, and I’m not just crashing it to kill the bride or groom for a scorned ex. I’m actually friends with both grooms!”
Rhys chuckles. “Well, go enjoy yourself. And call me when it’s over.” “Talk later,” Skies chimes before cancelling the call. Then she grabs her gun holster with her Jakobs pistol- Golden Horizons, gifted to her by Wainwright- and her trench coat and leaves the Sky Rider. She steps out into the cargo hold of Sanctuary III and heads up the stairs.
She makes her way up to Moxxxi’s, where Moxxi and Timothy are sitting at the bar, chatting. They both look up as she enters.
“Look at you, all dressed up,” Timothy remarks.
Skies giggles as she spins, showing off her simple two-piece black suit. “It’s my first actual wedding. I gotta dress up.”
“You look lovely, sugar,” Moxxi agrees.
“Thanks, Mox,” she replies and motions to her loose tie. “Could you tie this for me?”
Moxxi clears her throat and points to her tip jar. Skies rolls her eyes and drops in a couple hundreds. “Nothing for free, huh.”
“I am a business woman,” Moxxi replies and ties Skies’ tie. As she finishes, the ship suddenly lurches.
“I think we’re here,” Skies says.
“What’s the planet again?” Timothy asks.
“Xylourgos,” she replies, “some kind of frozen wasteland on the edge of the galaxy. Sounds like fun.”
“Well, try not to get into too much trouble.”
“It’s Wainwright and Hammerlock’s wedding,” Skies points out, “it’ll be impossible not to.”
She waves as she leaves the bar and heads back down to the cargo hold. Moze, Zane, Amara, and FL4K are waiting for her at the drop ship.
“Come on, we’re gonna be late for the party,” Moze points out.
“It’s always good to be fashionably late,” Skies retorts.
They climb into the drop ship and Ellie sends it off to the dark planet below. They break through the atmosphere and crash onto snow covered rocks in the middle of an icy tundra.
“Ugh, god,” Skies groans as they tumble out of the wreckage. “I don’t know why we just don’t take my ship.”
“This the place?” Zane questions.
“We’re outside town, I think,” Amara replies.
“It’s quiet,” FL4K observes.
“Hang on, I’ll try calling them,” Skies says and grabs her communicator. “Hammerlock? Wainwright? We’ve landed outside town but there’s no party. Hello?” There’s no answer. “Huh. No signal maybe? Guess we’re walking.”
They pass through an icy cavern onto a snowy path. As they walk along, cold wind blows around them and animalistic howling can be heard echoing in the distance.
“Good thing I brought my coat,” Skies remarks as she tightens it around her.
They continue on until they reach a wide tundra and in the distance, rising against the dim blue sky, is a giant monster corpse the size of a mountain.
“Yowza, look at the size of that thing!” Skies exclaims.
“I hope it’s dead,” Amara adds, “unless I get to kill it, in which case I hope it’s not.”
“I don’t know what it is, and I don’t like looking at it,” Zane remarks.
“What manner of hunter took it down?” FL4K muses.
“This is one helluva wedding destination,” Moze comments.
They continue through the tundra when they see a shuttle plummet from the sky just ahead and a distress call rings through all of their ECHOs. “Crap, crap, crap, craaap! Hold together, dammit!”
“Hey...I know that voice...” Skies muses.
“Hey! Who’s out there?!” the voice continues, “get away from my pod! Do NOT mess with me- I am a licensed wedding planner! I have got the certificate from the ECHOnet course right here!”
“Wedding planner?” FL4K questions.
“Come on!” Skies orders and they hurry through the tundra to the crashed ship. When they get there, they find someone fighting off a hoard of crazed attackers.
“They’re under attack!” Moze exclaims as they ready their weapons.
“Oh, good, crazed lunatics,” Skies remarks, “and me with only one pistol.”
“You only brought one pistol?” Zane questions.
“It didn’t feel appropriate to bring a Hyperion pistol and an Atlas assault rifle to a Jakobs wedding,” she replies, “but, come on, you guys know me. All I need is one pistol.”
She draws her gun and immediately leaps into action. The blade extends from her robot fist as she punches an enemy in the stomach then shoots him through the temple. A couple of goons come up from behind her, but she spins and slices their necks with her forearm blade. The Vault Hunters split up around her, firing at the other attackers.
As the crowd starts to thin down, Skies tackles a guy to the ground, driving her fist blade through his skull while shooting a couple others. She turns around to look for more and comes face-to-face with a big, killer robot.
“Whoa!” she exclaims, putting up her hands as it glares at her with its burning red eye. The Vault Hunters immediately take aim. “Hold, guys!” she demands.
“Deathtrap, heel!”
Skies lowers her hands as the robot backs off next to its master. “I knew I recognized that voice...”
She stares with astonishment at the familiar young girl with a robot arm- now a young woman. “Gaige...”
#borderlands#borderlands 3#guns love and tentacles#borderlands au#borderlands fanfiction#myocs#myart
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NSFW ( or sfw ) -- @jakobscrest
[ blindfold ] ( + reverse ) LET'S BE HONEST THIS IS PROBS SFW BUT JUST-- BLINDFOLD THE MAN
[ blindfold ] your muse blindfolding mine.
“ -- Jakobs, if you don’t quit squirming I’m going to have to knock you out. ” Would she? Who knew. All she knew was that Wainwright wanted her to bring his husband to the room blindfolded. If they were doing some kinky thing ... she’s going to seriously kick their ass.
“ I’m not taking you to your death. Your love wanted me to do this. ” The cloth is finally placed around the man’s eyes, the Siren carefully tying it in the back of his head. It’s not like she wasn’t amused with the simple task -- she’s just trying really hard not to get angry with the man for complaining so much.
“ I promise I’ll make sure you don’t run into anything. Just shut up! ”
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who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. thread.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. answer.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. about.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. aesthetic.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. character study.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. desires.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. face.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. headcanon.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. lookalike.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. music.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. musings.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. plotting call.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. starter call.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. wardrobe.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. verse one: precanon. ——— Before Holly’s death.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. verse two: still alive. ——— Alternate universe where Holly survives; may or may not follow the same, or similar, path leading to events in the Pre-Sequel and BL2.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. verse three: ms jakobs. ——— Alternate universe where Jack died instead of her; may or may not follow the same, or similar, path leading to events in the Pre-Sequel and BL2.
who’s seen jezebel? / holly j. verse four: uploaded. ——— AI/‘transferred consciousness’ Holly. Now in a cherry red colour.
holly jakobs & jack jakobs.
holly jakobs & angel jakobs.
holly jakobs & montgomery jakobs.
holly jakobs & gardenia jakobs.
holly jakobs & rosemary jakobs.
holly jakobs & ivy jakobs.
holly jakobs & wainwright jakobs.
holly jakobs & hammersmith jakobs.
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💋 [ Boxomuses - Katagawa Jr]
Oh hell. This was happening wasn’t it? He knew he shouldn’t have taken those shots with Wainwright Jakobs. His head had been too fuzzy and he had been too happy to have someone’s attention completely on him. The man had been tall, lean, well dressed, amazing hair, and that smile… Rhys had felt his stomach flutter the moment he seen it, but now it might be just the booze.
Leaning into the kiss wasn’t a good idea either but drunk Rhys never did care about good ideas when he was drunk. It’s why he had stripped at the one bar on Helios during his promotion party. Vaughn had video for so long of that, but Rhys wasn’t that drunk, just… make out with a completely gorgeous stranger drunks. Two different levels.
He’s still regret this come morning, but screw it… what harm could a little kiss do.
@boxomuses - Kiss My Muse
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"Y'could offer me a billion fuckin' dollars, an' I still don' wanna go back to that awful fuckin' planet of Xylourgos."
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"What in the devil is goin' on round 'ere?! Who the hell is this other Jacob fellow?!
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Wainwright, what's your opinion on Handsome Jack?
"He's an arrogant sonuvabitch who needs t'stop monologuin'. Then again though, I've only heard of 'im, never met 'im. Perhaps he'd've been better but somethin' tells me it wouldn't've changed a damn thing."
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Like/comment on this post if you’re interested in interacting with Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands)!
#muse: wainwright jakobs#interaction call#permanent interaction calls#a boobytrap of course { queue }
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{ @desi-steampunk-redpanda liked for a starter from Wainwright Jakobs! }
Well, he hadn’t expected some kind of... Creature that was sentient to show up at his door.
Was this even native to Eden-6? Did Alistair introduce it here?
Why the hell would Alistair introduce something like this when Eden-6 had Jabbers, a bandit population and damn Saurians.
“... Hi there... What brings you to the Estate.”
Well, he could put the shotgun away now. Thanks to the previous COV mess he was so on edge about every knock on that door.
Though his brows furrowed as he stared down at this... Being?
Seriously what the hell is he staring at right now where the hell had this thing come from? What even was it?
#desi-steampunk-redpanda#muse: wainwright jakobs#verse: i ain’t the one monty ~ { wainwright bl3 verse }#if you want it changed lmk
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{ @strongfuck asked; "apparently we're gonna be working on this together now." / jakobs :D }
“Yes it appears so.”
He wasn’t opposed to working with the other man, not at all. Fellow CEO’s should learn to work with each other after all. And Rhys had potential for a man so young.
Something he didn’t have.
He couldn’t help but focus on his own negatives when the other was clearly so much better.
He just had to put on a front and look competent too, despite everything going against him.
“I presume you already have ideas for this? I’d love to hear it.”
Maybe he could just agree to whatever the other would say and he’d be done with this for a while. What a false hope.
#copy that TacCom { ask }#strongfuck#muse: wainwright jakobs#verse: i ain’t the one monty ~ { wainwright bl3 verse }#get a short one for this#hope it's okay still testing him out lmfaooo
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{ Closed starter for @blxxdmoney }
Family drama wasn’t typically his kind of thing to deal with. He’d prefer to, you know, sort it out peacefully...
But this cousin of his really wasn’t the best he’d have to work with on ‘sorting it out peacefully’.
Not while the man had practically barged into the estate, claiming he was entitled to it on name alone. Not while this man was walking around as if he owned the entire place.
Oh it was a blessing Alistair was out for the time being, on some adventure for his almanac. Otherwise, he was sure his husband would have throttled his cousin to death.
“Look, cousin, I understand you’re angered beyond belief that the company’s gone to me but you gotta respect this place a little more.” Especially if he happened to die mysteriously to his cousin here. “This ain’t exactly your enemy and I’m really trying my best here.” To be nice to you. To be friendly to you.
“Just give me the same effort back alright?” And stop trying to shoot for gods sake...
“I ain’t your enemy. I ain’t out here trying to kill you, I’m trying to make things right between us.”
Oh why was he even trying...
#blxxdmoney#muse: wainwright jakobs#verse: i ain’t the one monty ~ { wainwright bl3 verse }#hope this is ok! <3 lmk if you want it changed at all
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{ @therelignedstars liked for a starter from Wainwright Jakobs! }
"An' fer the last time, I ain't handin' over the Jakobs corporation!-"
Clearly he had been asked once again by someone to hand it over. It had clearly really gotten on his nerves as he hung up the call.
A deep sigh, brow twitching as his hand held the glass of bourbon tight in one hand.
He merely glanced at the newcomer entering the room, downing some of his glass with mumbling.
"An' how can I help you."
He really wanted to be alone.
#therelignedstars#muse: wainwright jakobs#verse: i ain't the one monty ~ { jakobs bl3 verse }#sorry this took a hot minute LMFAO-
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Mr. Jakobs, what's your most favorite thing about your husband?
"I... Love how supportive he is'a me. How much he cares fer me. Plus y'know, he brings an adventurous side out'a me. If I weren't some corporate head I'd be out there with 'im huntin' creatures 'til one eats us alive... 'Course I still can't shoot straight worth a damn. But it's the dream that counts... Hard question t'answer I will admit. But it's gotta be how supportive of me he is. It's... A nice change."
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Mr. Jakobs, do you know about that Dr. Ned?
"Unfortunately, I do. Met him when I was younger, when my father first hired him. I had bad vibes jus' bein' near 'im. My father didn't believe me, a'course as the ol' man always is. Can never be wrong kinda nonsense... Can only hope he's no longer around. He has a tendency to muck around with people and make experiments out'a them and himself."
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"I still regret Jakob's Cove. My father really didn't care 'bout anythin' but himself an' the higher ups part'a that fiasco. Damn it all..."
#muse: wainwright jakobs#i remembered this event and then reread it on the blog and thought “FUCK IT WE BALL” LMFAO#you got launch codes? { open starter }
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