#my 2020 2000+ hour botw phase is coming back

[adeptune01]

so I haven't played tears of the kingdom yet but this is what's important about the game from what I've gathered from Tumblr:

Prince Sidon is engaged. People are upset about that.

there's this new flying monster thing in the snowy region and it's really scary.

link can build sick things like a tank, nukes, and a mannequin that shoots fire out of its dick

Gannon is hot because one staffer felt like making him hot this game

the npcs are really chill

there's a furry

the devs were sick of people complaining about the deteriorating mechanic so they made a new system

Zelda is a cryptid