#my bones are in hurty

[dustykneed]

hewwo can i request some sweet mckirk smoochin? :') jim turning up that patented Kirk Charm and showering bones with affection, bones getting all flustered and absolutely melting 🥰 your style is so lovely!

hewwwo !!!!! thank you so much for the request and the kind words<33 sorry for making ya wait (i made a bunch of things tho >:33 hope ya like em! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

(i swear ONE DAY ill finally have the kiss-drawing epiphany and draw lips actually touching. today is not that day but im getting closer !!!!! fingers crossed)

NOW FOR COMIC<33

(since i now have a squeaky clean inbox yall feel free to send in some reqs (hc word dump reqs also open tbh might be fun!) see ya on the other side of the inbox<33)

edit: FORGOT TO ADD MY FUNNIEST TAG IDEA YESTERDAY IT GOES HERE NOW IDGAF

#@the painting: it CAN be platonic mckirk if youre brave enough. itd be in character 100% just LOOK at the tos bloopers. tell me they wouldnt i dare you

[marnz]

The hurt bicyclist in episode 2x04 of the Bear is a microcosm of the show’s themes in the best and most agonizing way. He’s bloody and injured, pinned down by the fence and unable to move until Marcus helps him up, and then in order to overcome the symbolic language barrier they share a tender hug of gratitude. In that moment I found myself hoping everything would be okay, even as the ominous music told me it wouldn’t be. Because then the man immediately gets back on the bike as if it is inevitable. As if returning to the thing that hurt him is his only option. And although Marcus says “after you sure you want to get back on the bike?” the man doesn’t respond because he lacks the ability to discuss his safety/feelings with Marcus. He just rides away.

[butchkaramazov]

fucking wallet got stolen, got my period, have to pay a library fine, lost my library card (it was in the wallet. there was no money), have to pay for the library card, chemistry tution in two hours, can this day get any worse?

[haunthouse]

my work better be fucking closed tomorrow bc i feel like my knee has like? popped out of place slightly? anyways its uncomfortable and i am NOT confident about being able to walk to work in 3" of snow while its doing whatever this is

[actual-corpse]

It's too hot to wear two layers!

BRAS ARE EVIL (they keep my titays from jumping and hurting when I move too fast)

[letluigisaythefword]

good luck with the tattoo!! i just got one p recently so handshake on the nerves, sending you the calmest energies

ty ty!!! im very excited, will probably post photos when its done

[natjennie]

headaches with adhd are truly proof of god's vengeance because you NEED to be doing something you need the stimulation you need a craft or a screen or a media in your brain right now but it hurts ooh so bad. ouchie ouchie stabbing pain. but lemme put a podcast on real quick.

[epersonae]

for the WIP ask - my heart is breaking for you over the "leg hurty thoughts", but if you don't feel like sharing that just now, I'd love to see a snippet from "slow/ep 5.5"

Slow/ep5.5 is mostly outline/notes, but I do have this one paragraph (my thought is that it's going to be alternating POV between Ed and Stede)

Almost always some bits of sails in need of mending on a ship, and this one right now maybe more than most. Which might be a little bit his fault. Maybe. Whatever.

I think this is supposed to lead into a bit with Wee John, my notes also say "Frenchie is watching but not participating"

[k1ngtok1]

I like to imagine that Elemental Masters of Earth are more prone to breaking their bones than other elementals- not because they’re brittle or anything, but rather because the amount of force needed to facilitate the master’s hysterical strength (which can be defined as a point where your muscles operate at 100% capacity rather than a much more reasonable amount due to heightened adrenaline in extremely stressful situations)/enhanced strength that comes with their powerset is greater than what a human’s bones can withstand. This means they have a tendency to break their own bones by exerting themselves too much.

However, I’d also like to think, through virtue of their element and the metals/minerals in the things we eat, that their bones repair themselves and become stronger than they were before, now reinforced by iron and other small amounts of precious metals and stone. Earth elementals probably have a hunger for iron-rich foods, or may even show signs of iron-deficiency because of this.

There’s a reason that normal human’s bones don’t do something similar to this, though. When a normal human’s bones break and then repair, they come back stronger for a period of time before they are whittled down to the correct thickness. If another accident were to occur in that area, the previously-broken bone’s new strength could mean that rather than it breaking, another, more important structure breaks instead, leading to disastrous consequences and further injury.

In other words: Cole drinks his Bone Hurty Juice regularly

[mishkakagehishka]

My bones hurt🦴👁💦

[spellshite]

I-I-I got this ache, yeah, you know

That makes me lose control

'Cause there's pain in my bones

I-I-I got this ache in my soul

Go get me an Ibuprofen

'Cause there's pain in my bones

[astral-catastrophe]

Shout out to me, who’s not gonna be able to sleep in her own bed until Thursday night

[mousegirlheart]

love my job. really helps my bones go places they probably shouldn't.

[onepiexe]

day 3 of migrainr. loopt doopy

[namedawesomeog]

why hand hurty

[nosferatufaggot]

Hey Sportacus, if I drink two gallons of milk a week why do my bones still hurt? HUH!? HUH!? Health is a scam.