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in-tua-deep · 5 years

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Hi, I’m wondering if you have any other ideas about the memory mishap au? Somehow this au is just extremely endearing to me, and I’ve come back to it times to times. In a good mood? Time for mishap au. In a bad mood? mishap au. Sleepy but somehow too tired to sleep? MEMORY MISHAP AU. So yeah I would love to hear your thoughts about this au. Maybe other things that the siblings notice about five? How does he deal with the new appreciation?? Thank you, and have a nice day :>

asdfSADF i’m honored you like it so much !! for all of those following along at home the memory mishap au is this one here where they travel back in time to their 13 year old selves - except Five seems to be missing a good chunk of memory. Oh, say everything since he was actually thirteen. Which means Five does not know about the apocalypse whoops.

anyway the squad run away with Five’s ‘run away’ supplies from a shoebox under the floorboards with some fake IDs and some cash - he was planning on pulling a runner in the original timeline and was in the process of hoarding supplies (Five wanted everything perfect before he proposed any plan, no loopholes about preparedness - but his perfectionism was his downfall and he didn’t tell anyone when he vanished and all his siblings were trapped in the house with no idea of the treasure trove within the house)

“Why didn’t you tell me about the plan?” Vanya asks, quietly in the backseat of the van they all may or may not have hotwired from the long term parking lot of an airport.

She looks Five up and down. He looks excited, thrilled. He looks… unburdened in a way that none of the others do, with the threat of the apocalypse and the Commission hanging over their heads. All they have to go on are the scant pieces of information Five deigned to share with them before jumping them back, which was admittedly little.

(He looks young.)

He shrugs, looking sheepish. And Five has never exactly been a closed book, but in that terrible week before the apocalypse Vanya only ever saw fear and anger and a terrible yearning grief in him. That’s almost all been wiped away now, replaced by relief and joy and a dash of deep confusion. Not that Vanya blames him for the last one - they’d all changed after seventeen years.

“I didn’t want to say anything until it was a sure thing.” Five admits, whispering back but it’s pretty clear from the silence of the rest of the car that the others are listening. And from the little roll of his eyes, Five isn’t exactly unaware of this fact. “Plus I wasn’t exactly sure what, uh. Everyone would say.”

To her credit, Allison is on Vanya’s other side and is studiously looking out the window to give as much illusion of privacy as seven 13 year olds crammed in a car can give.

Vanya frowns. “What was your plan, anyway? I don’t think Luther would have left when we were thirteen.”

There’s some sputtering from the driver’s seat where Luther, as the tallest and most likely of the seven to be mistaken for a sixteen-year-old, is smacked by Diego to keep him quiet. Both Vanya and Five are unimpressed with this effort. It’s not like Vanya is wrong, anyway.

Five looks distinctly embarrassed and looks out the window, avoiding looking at Vanya. But more importantly, avoiding looking at Allison. “I had some, uh. Some blackmail.”

“On Luther?” Klaus can’t contain himself and interjects. Ben smacks him, looking over his shoulder apologetically at the backseat trio (now that Ben can actually smack Klaus he’s been doing it with great frequency and with some amount of glee). Still. “We’re talking Luther ‘Good-Two-Shoes’ Hargreeves?” Yeah the smack was never going to stop him.

Five squirms in his seat, looking at his shoes. This has the entire car’s attention on him, barring Luther keeping his eyes on the road but exuding some ferocious concentration his way. “Uh. The blackmail wasn’t on Luther.”

There’s a short pause before Allison whips her head away from the window (abandoning the illusion of privacy) to stare openly at Five. “What?” She demands, loudly. “What the hell did you have on me?”

“Uh,” Five grimaces, “You know, uh. You didn’t uh, you know your hiding spot in the closet?”

“You went through my closet?” Allison shrieks, blood rushing to her face as she remembers exactly the kind of stupid teenage shit she hid away when she was thirteen. Nothing incredibly incriminating, but the sort of embarrassing stuff she wouldn’t want to see the light of day.

“You weren’t exactly subtle!” Five shot back, crossing his arms defensively. “You never close your door!”

“You spied on me? You little shit!” Allison lunges across the car, squishing Vanya who protests loudly, as Five squeals against the assault, batting back at Allison.

“Hey! Hey!” Luther yells back at them, “I will pull this car over so help me, quit it!”

“Don’t make me tell them about all your stupid crushes!” Five threatens, “I know exactly what stupid magazine pages you kissed!”

“Don’t you fucking dare!” Allison howls, being pushed back by a particularly ruffled looking Vanya.

“No! No go on!” Klaus eggs on, looking absolutely delighted at this conversation. He’s laughing and has actually unbuckled his seatbelt in order to turn around and kneel over his seat to watch the chaos unfolding.

“Klaus put your seatbelt back on.” Diego reprimands instantly. Klaus, predictably, ignores this.

“I want to switch seats!” Five demands, since Allison is still glowering with intent to smack. The Cain instinct is strong at the moment.

“If anyone should get to switch seats it’s me!” Vanya interjects, deeply aggrieved after the treatment of being generally steamrolled over since she’s in the middle seat. At this, both Allison and Five have the decency to look at least a little bit abashed.

“We need to get gas in a bit anyway.” Luther points out, “Vanya can have shotgun, then.”

Diego makes an offended noise, considering the fact that he is the one currently in the front seat next to Luther.

“It’s time to switch around!” Luther says, sounding a little offended even as he hunches his shoulder up around his ears. “It’s you guys turn to sit in the back anyway.” Five’s noticed that Luther hunches a lot more now, as if he is constantly expecting to be far too big. He wonders just how tall their already tallest sibling ends up being and makes a mental note to ask.

(The others gave Five a crash course in the future, but understandably plenty of details were glossed over or forgotten about as being unimportant. He knows Luther was on the moon but isn’t aware of his father’s questionable experimentation on Number One.)

“How come you aren’t included in this whole turn taking thing?” Diego demands with a scowl.

“‘Cause I’m tallest and least likely to get pulled over.” Luther states evenly. It’s a discussion that’s been had on way more than one occasion.

“You’re not even that much taller than me yet!” Diego protests, a scowl upon his face.

“How tall does Luther get?” Five cuts in, leaning forward in curiosity.

“Super tall.” Klaus offers, a lopsided grin on his face, “Diego just happened to not grow after thirteen. Tragic, honestly.”

“Shut up!” Diego snaps, twisting around, “He’s a fucking liar! If anyone of us didn’t grow after thirteen it’s Vanya!”

Five looks at Vanya and she just shrugs. It’s not like it’s not true, after all. “It’s kind of nice to not have to crane my neck to look at everyone. Like, the whole family got super tall except for me. I’m half convinced Dad was slipping growth drugs into you guys food or something.”

“Did I get tall?” Five asks, bouncing a little.

The car descends into a seriously awkward silence. The grin on Five’s face falters. “Oh, uh. Yeah. I guess, uh. Right.”

“We didn’t get to see you as a grown up.” Ben tells their sibling quietly. “You told us you were fifty-nine when you came back, and I don’t know how long you worked for the Commission for, but I think you grew up in the apocalypse.”

“Less than five years.” Luther adds, getting the whole car’s attention. He cringes a little at the eyes on him. “Uh, before Diego came in me and Five uh, had a little heart to heart and stuff. Five years is the length of a contract at the Commission, apparently? So uh. You were with them for less than five years.”

“You were short.” Klaus says with the kind of authority that makes everyone look at him in more than a little confusion. Klaus shrugs. “Look, he showed up in that suit, right? And it wasn’t all that big on him. That means he didn’t grow that much taller, or he’d have been tripping over his pants.”

Five sinks back in his seat, looking mightily disappointed. Vanya pats his shoulder in shorty solidarity.

“To be fair!” Klaus gestures, breaking the moment, “You were like, starving for like, all of that? I’m pretty sure you mentioned eating cockroaches?” Five pulls a disgusted face at that particular revelation, “But what I mean is! Starvation could have totally stunted your growth. So you might be tall this time around!”

“We’re gonna see Five grow up this time.” Ben says out loud, and the car takes a moment to process that. None of them could imagine an adult Five, not after he’d lived on immortal in their memories as a young teen.

“I get to see you guys grow up as well?” Five points out, half because it’s true and half to break the awkward mournful attitude that fell. “This isn’t exactly a one way street, idiots.”

“And you don’t ever have to eat a single cockroach ever again!” Klaus cheers, Five pulling yet another face at the very thought. “And hey, if you don’t ever get your memories back then you won’t even remember eating cockroaches!”

Another pregnant silence.

Five shifts again. “Guys, I’m not gonna give up on getting my memories back just because I’m a little grossed out. Klaus is just being… Klaus. I’m gonna get them back eventually, I just need to figure out what equation I used to get back and figure out what went wrong. A piece of cake.”

No one brings up the fact that it had taken Five forty-five whole years to figure out the whole ‘going back’ equations after attempting time travel.

“Is now a bad time to request a bathroom break?” Vanya breaks in bluntly, unwilling to sit through this conversation for a single second longer. It startles a laugh out of Klaus and breaks any and all of the tension as Allison hesitantly seconds the request and Klaus starts demanding they get snacks if they’re to continue this road trip.

BUT YEAH I do like this au even though I don’t usually write after canon stories SO i mean technically it’s not au until season 2 comes out amiright ;3c

there’s a lot for the siblings to learn about one another, and i’m not talking about the road just between five and every else and vice versa. These losers haven’t seen each other in like, eleven years and no one except Klaus has seen Ben in even longer than that OOF none of them really know one another anymore since they’ve been very much out of one another’s lives

honestly the au right now is mainly the kids running off and stealing cars and travelling while stealing on the down low to keep themselves going and i’m actually thinking of having them run into Hazel and Agnes (who are touring the bird places that was the original plan to begin with) and Agnes isn’t about to let all these tiny children go off into the unknown!! Especially if they’re being hunted! They could get killed, Hazel. They’re just kids!

And Five is just kind of like “??? whomst? oh this is the guy with the bear mask? didn’t he like? torture Klaus and help kill Diego’s love interest or like, is that a different person. Y’all need to like, write down every single detail for real I feel like there was 0 communication between all of you for that entire week.”

and Hazel is just like,, surprised_pikachu.jpeg as they all explain that Five has a little uh,, amnesia problem and Hazel gets to meet an Actual Child with the face of the assassin he fought against and hunted down and it’s weird okay shut up

and look they wouldn’t consider it except for the fact that having some Actual Adults around would probably help since they’ve already had to skedaddle from several places after being eyed just a little too hard by concerned shopkeepers and citizens and whatnot for being seven teens on an apparent road trip

Klaus demands piggyback rides and Hazel is just kind of like “are you sure it’s Five who lost his memories and is a child again” and they others are all just kind of “oh yeah you get used to him just sort of power through it.”

honestly just general siblings shenanigans pleases me which is why we have the earlier scene between five and allison that i have exactly 0 regrets about #bless

#memory mishap au #tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #hazel #tua hazel #agnes #tua agnes #this was a lot of fun to write tbh #allison and five are me and my brother while vanya is my sister forever trapped in the middle seat

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musingmycelium · 5 years

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Commission for @goblin-deity thank you so much for commissioning me!

Pairing: Darva Lavellan x Dorian Pavus Rating: Gen Words: 2001

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Warm like sunshine on a cold day, soft like eyelashes on cheeks. Darva watches snow fall outside, faded white on midnight blue. Imagines the chill of it on his skin to cool him down but the crackling fire Dorian started hours ago now is keeping both of them warm. And even if it wasn’t the heat of Dorian’s skin on his and the smoldering remains of a fire they built together still flush Darva’s skin.

It might be his favorite part. Dorian’s chest pressed against his back, his hand on Dorian’s where it rests in the dip between his collar bones. Their sheets bunched around Darva’s legs where he’s stolen them all. Familiar as breathing.

New as fresh snow. Casual intimacy in the night, brown skin blushing under pale on Darva’s cool grey sheets. Darva’s heart calms from its earlier racing listening to Dorian’s breathing and matching it to the fall of snow on the balcony. The silence of sweet twilight filled only with heartbeats and slowing breaths.

Tender touches explore Darva’s skin, crimson vallaslin on freckles caressed by Dorian’s calloused palm. Bared without a second thought. Darva knows it’s Dorian’s walls coming down, a lifetime of doubt unraveling slowly. Every moment is one Darva treasures, a gift he can’t begin to fathom.

Picking up Dorian’s hand from his chest Darva interlocks their fingers together. Palm to palm. Brings the back of it his lips for a quick kiss. Love in little measures. Small gestures. Heartbeats matching in the night without a hint of hesitation. They’re both past looking over their shoulders now.

It’s something special in the darkness. In Dorian’s fingers fitting perfectly between Darva’s own. In the snow falling outside to land on the balcony where Darva kissed Dorian under the setting sun.

Wants to kiss him now. The desire sits in his chest like the fading sun but Darva doesn’t act on it. Savors it as the soft heat in his chest and just lazes against Dorian instead.

“If you don’t want me to freeze to death you’ll have to relinquish some of your blankets back over.” Whispers into Darva’s ear, a complaint given in almost sleepy leisure.

Twisting his ankles where they lie buried Darva smirks. “Cold, vhenan?”

Fake shivers and exaggerated clattering teeth, “The south is a land of heathens and traitors.” Darva can hear the pout in his voice, “Heartless heathens and traitors.”

Laughing Darva kisses the back of Dorian’s hand again, squeezing his fingers. “I know of a way to warm up.”

“I am far too worn out by your ideas already.” Dorian sneaks an arm around Darva’s middle, hand falling to rest on his hip. “I fear I’ll have to be content like this.”

Darva stretches out next to Dorian, well-worked muscles and lingering embers sitting in his chest. “What hardship for you.” Smile in his voice Darva tilts his head back to the crook of Dorian’s neck. The lingering scent of ink and magic still clinging to his skin. Darva’s come to think of it as home.

Arms around his waist and Dorian’s lips on the crown of his head have Darva all but melting back against him. Sated and content. Darva releases Dorian’s hand and immediately gentle fingertips trail along paths Dorian kissed earlier when outlines of tattoos and freckles were explored for no reason other than he wanted to.

Still wants to if his slowly wandering hands on Darva’s skin are telling him anything. Branching lines down his collarbone, an arrow down the center of his chest, dots inked under his breasts. Each traced with a simple dedication, an easy adoration.

“Have you ever thought about getting tattoos, Dorian?” Darva slips a leg between Dorian’s, relaxing against his chest. “You like mine well enough.”

Dorian’s amused huff ruffles Darva’s hair. Thigh to thigh, calf to calf, Darva wiggles in Dorian’s arms just enough to turn over. Brown eyes reflecting firelight and Darva’s heart skips a beat. Dorian’s soft smile is enough to steal the breath from Darva’s lungs. It’s so honest. Unguarded. Darva counts himself lucky to see the open side of Dorian, the warmth of his gaze only for him.

“When I was younger I toyed with the thought of one, sure. I created a sigil for my dear alma mater, a new kind of warding dealing with delayed spirit retrieval and recording. Simple enough really but I thought to commemorate the achievement by inking it on myself.” Dorian brings a hand to Darva’s forearm, where his own tattoos crisscross themselves intricately, warm fingertips drawing a new pattern on his skin.

Tilting his head in question Darva asks, “Why didn’t you?” From what he’s heard of Dorian’s, hm, raucous youth it surprises Darva he’d even given it much thought beyond doing it.

“Ah, well. It turns out if I’d done so I would have most likely activated it each time I cast a spell. Spirits can be useful but not when there’s a hoard of wisps trailing after you because you wanted to warm yourself up in the morning.”

The disappointed tone in Dorian’s voice, as if he’s still let down at least a decade later, has Darva giggling. “It would add to the evil magister act.” Picturing it in his mind Darva can see a little sea of fog surrounding Dorian’s ankles, dozens of tiny ghosts floating from inside the mist to near the top of Dorian’s head. The annoyed look on Dorian’s face as he tries to dispell them only for the magic to create more of them.

It doesn’t quite match the unimpressed roll of Dorian’s eyes under him now. “I’m not a magister, amatus.”

“But you don’t deny the evil?” Darva grins, folding his arms on Dorian’s chest just to be taller for him for a moment. Looking down at him triumphantly. Laughter in Dorian’s eyes and in Darva’s chest, a moment shared with only the moons to see them.

Everything either of them ever wanted.

Dorian’s hand trails up Darva’s arm, down his side following the curving rust-red lines of his vallaslin. “Why am I here again? If accusations are to be thrown around I would hope they’re more exciting than the common ‘the mage from Tevinter is evil’ variety.”

His smile is still lighter than the snow falling outside. Touch still warmer than the fire across the room. It sets something alight in Darva, something soft and precious and vulnerable.

“Vhenan you know I’m more creative than that.” Words almost wobbling on his tongue, heavy with some unknown burden. Darva gives in to his desire and shifts to kiss Dorian.

One of many. Even just this evening Darva has kissed and kissed and kissed Dorian until they were both senseless with it. Now their kiss is simple. Lips meeting in a brief hello and parting with a sighed goodbye. Nothing more than a desire fulfilled in the heartbeat Darva couldn’t wait any longer. Two smiles and two brown eyes on green ones.

Never enough for either of them, Darva could kiss Dorian until the Creators returned from the Beyond and still would feel robbed of the time they could have had together.

Fingertips ghost over his sides as if Dorian is afraid Darva will vanish if touched. No, wait, not quite. It isn’t fear holding Dorian’s hand back, it’s reverence. Worship. The light in Dorian’s eyes has Darva’s heart stuttering and his hands are just under his ribs and his lips are parted in prayer.

Or, they are until his hands brush down Darva’s sides and Darva giggles in surprise.

Both of them freeze for a moment before Dorian’s lips curl up into his mustache in a grin. “Are you ticklish?”

The second he asks his fingers skim over Darva’s sides again and Darva smacks his hand away. Fights down unamused laughter. “No.” He absolutely is not.

Dorian just grins, but he moves his hands up from Darva’s side. Trails them up his spine delicately like he’s searching. Darva schools his smile into a twist of a frown to keep himself from laughing.

“Mind sharing the blankets now? This southern cold is doing nothing for my health.” Sneaky hands run across Darva’s back to match the coy mischief in Dorian’s voice.

Sitting up to avoid Dorian’s attempts Darva looks down at Dorian and grins. Props himself over Dorian with his hands on his chest. Raises an eyebrow with a taunting, “Make me.”

Hip to hip, thigh to thigh.

Dorian’s grin is brighter than the twin full moons shining through the balcony doors. His hands falling from Darva’s back to the crest of his hips where Darva is straddling him. Holds him there.

There is a moment of anticipation. The silence between heartbeats where the world stops turning and their eyes are open only for each other. A private challenge in the middle of the night where no one else can see their walls fall down and their smiles grow. Heat like a shooting star in Darva’s chest, warm and bright and blinding in its intensity. Hope in its presence.

The fire pops and the moment breaks. Both of them jumping at the sound, fingers curling into the skin of the other.

Both of them laughing. At themselves for getting so caught up in each other, at the lateness of the hour and the early morning they’re sure to have tomorrow. Sliding touches from Darva’s hip down his leg, warm fingertips pressing into the soft skin behind his knee.

Darva grins crookedly, teeth catching on his lips. Their sheets are tangled at the foot of the bed, a crumpled pile of soft grey cast off when Darva turned over. He’ll let Dorian have them, after a bit. But first, Darva plans on warming up.

Shifting his legs under Darva, Dorian reaches for the sheets and Darva curls his fingers on Dorian’s chest. Rests his weight there and lifts himself up slightly higher. “Looking for something?”

Chuckling low in his throat Dorian moves one hand back to Darva’s waist. “I found it.”

Without a warning beyond his grin, Dorian flips them. With a breathless gasp and a rush of air Darva hits the pillow. Laughs with Dorian above him and pulls him down for a kiss filled with mirth.

Hands finding Dorian’s hair and tugging, tasting Dorian’s laugh on his tongue, Darva hooks a leg around Dorian’s and melts. Loses himself in Dorian. Night breeze caressing his skin fended off by the warmth of Dorian. Darva wants this moment forever, a never-ending kiss shared in their bed lit only by the moonlight reflected in their eyes.

Dorian grazes Darva’s cheek softly, cups his face with his palm and kisses him with a smile. Absolute devotion. Darva doesn’t notice the blankets being pulled up around them until they’re both bundled up together.

“Did you use magic to steal the sheets back?” Amusement and nearly contained disbelief, a question asked against lips.

“Did you expect me to use my hands? They’re a bit preoccupied.” Dorian flexes his fingers across Darva’s jaw and kisses his cheek.

Darva rolls his eyes, “Are you at least warm now?” Laughs at Dorian’s put on sigh.

It takes them a moment to readjust. Dorian rolling to his side and Darva curling up next to him. Tangling together in the night, playfulness fading with each breath. This could be Darva’s favorite part too.

This soft embrace, the quiet of two heartbeats alone together. Darva shuts his eyes and slows his breathing to match Dorian’s, the pull of sleep finally calling them both. Their mornings begin early and the dawn won’t wait for them to be ready for it. But, for those few hours, they don’t have to be anything other than in love.

Snow continues to fall outside and the moons continue to shine. The chill of night swirls in through the open door but Darva’s kept warm by Dorian’s arms around him. Sunlight held behind brown skin, a secret freely given. Neither of them stirring except to draw the other closer.

#dragon age #dai #pavellan #dorian pavus x inquisitor #dorian pavus #my writing #apostate commissions #ooh this was so sweet to write thank you for commissioning me #:D

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jvzooproductsclub · 6 years

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After trying this product for a week as a beta tester, Here are the key points that I’ve noticed:

Web based application that lets you source viral content from dailymotion, youtube, pixabay, flickr, twitter & google…

1 click connect customers can add their social accounts with 1 click unlike other software that require complex setup

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This is 100% newbie-friendly and hosted in the cloud so there’s nothing to install

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HOW DOES IT WORK

This method is 100% newbie friendly and all you need to do is:

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VIRAL COMMISSION MACHINE REVIEW – CONCLUSION

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