#Traffic & General

[noneorother]

The art director & the Good Omens book cover tier list of doom, part 1

part 1 l part 2

This is going to have to be a multi-part series because there are *checks notes* 64 different covers that I've found so far.

I am your resident Art Director/Good Omens enthusiast, and welcome to my completely meta-free book cover tier list. Listen, making a book cover is HARD. I should know. But while we salute these artists for their hard work and time, I think we can all admit that once in a while, the vision is just not on. And on very rare occasions, publishers seemed to have managed to commission the cover art directly from hell... 1. The original UK cover

Ahh, the standard by which all shall be judged. We're starting off with a nice & easy cover, with adorable woodcuts of Aziraphale and Crowley flanking a custom Good Omens font! While I have to take a few points off for the terrible kerning of the word "GoOD", the blockprint vibes and general bitchiness of Aziraphale's teeny weeny wittle face, along with the sick colour palette puts the orignial in my good graces. Tier: Great

2. The duelling US covers

Progress! Hail to the designer who figured out trying to make "GoOD" and "OMeNs" fit the same width was a fool's errand, and even managed to IMPROVE on the original handmade title by adding a little halo and devil's tale to the design. Aziraphale and Crowley are facing each other, while also managing to serve absolute cunt. Aziraphale is wearing EIGHTIES SNEAKERS. Crowley's little snake boots have HEELS. They've managed to keep the woodcut vibes and colour simplicity, while balancing out the full title of the book. Both authors get to trade off on who's name comes first! Dare I say, this is a work of genius. I could dock some points for Crowley's sad bat wings growing out of his right clavicle, but who am I to question greatness.

Tier: Blessed by God Herself

3. The Halo Master Chief(?) cover

How the mighty have fallen... As a Canadian child, I was subjected to maybe the most horrifying ad in existence by the War Amps warning children about machine safety. This cover is the paper embodiment of that ad. I am confused by the purple haze. I am frightened by the seeming ethereal flatness of Adam and Dog. I am strangely aroused by Aziraphale's eyebrows, and intensely saddened by the terrible outline/drop shadow they had to inflict on the type to fit "Pratchett" in that god awful space. Tier: WTF

4. Germany, Ein Gutes Omen covers

This cover inexplicably exists in two colour ways: red and teal. I put the audiobook cover here so you could experience the full illustration, and also how fucked up it is that they cropped the book version to include three horse-people of the apocalypse, but cut off DEATH on the regular cover. Points must be given for drawing a pretty slick Bentley, but I think we have to take even more points away for turning Crowley into a Ray Charles/Mike Wazowski hybrid. The ducks are nice. Tier: Not so Good (Omens)

5. Germany, Ein Gutes Omen covers continued

I don't know if the German designer of this cover *knew* that they were using western yeehaw cowboy woodblock letters when they made this cover, but judging by how they spaced the rest of the text at the bottom, THEY DID NOT CARE. And that seems to be a running theme for this one. We get kind of a duality thing going on with the black and pink background, but it just seems like somebody whispered the general themes of Good Omens into a jar, and threw it down a well, and this poor chap came along and picked it up. The baffling choice to align every piece of text on the cover *except* Neil Gaiman's name which is right aligned and rotated 90 degrees (not even real vertical type) will haunt my dreams, I think.

Tier: Bad

6. US, UK The Traffic Jam cover

For the love of Good Omens, WHY. I can think of so many more interesting symbols to put on the cover of this book than the ODEGRA SIGIL TRAFFIC JAM. Props for keeping the good colours and type, but like, I think this cover was secretly designed by @amtrak-official, or someone who just really, really likes public works. Tier: Does the Job

7. France, De bons présages cover

Leave it to France to make sure people know that Aziraphale and Crowley fuck severely. While I can't condone leaving out half the title of the book (and thinking a red carpenter's square counts as decoration), I can begrudgingly acknowledge that Ron Pearlman and Benedict Cumberbatch's love child is excellent Crowley casting. I think I give this a solid dark academia/10. Tier: Good (Omens)

8. France, De bons présages covers continued

Just imagine with me, if you will, the absolutely hilarious reality that this cover posits: Good Omens is exactly the same in every respect, but Crowley drives a pink 1950s convertible. Why do all of the colours on this cover look like they've been pre-digested? Why are the font choices and placement so bafflingly bad. My face is the demon's face holding that car. I feel his pain.

Tier: WTF

9. France, De bons présages covers continued

Minus points for not managing to write the full title of the book once again. I don't know what it is with the French. They seem pretty set on Good Omens being demonic. While I do appreciate a good Bosch-style demon party, the dude in the middle confounds me. All-caps Museo Sans that isn't even *centred* in the frame is just so lazy. I am le tired. Tier: Bad

10. France, De bons présages covers continued

Uhh. The font. The font is okay.... I think? Yeah. The font and kerning are. Okay. OHHH GOD I LOOKED DOWN BELOW THE TEXT WHYYYY. Tier: WTF

END of round one. I need a nap.

[solradguy]

Sol/Ky always confuses me. I understand how it works on a technical level, and I understand the base roots from which it ground itself in (rivalry m/m romance is well established). I think what always gets me about it is that I always thought that the majority of their relationship that they genuinely didn’t like each other.

It makes my brain staticky.

Anyway though, I can’t imagine Sol saying lover guy in a positive manner. Just thinking about it makes me feel like he’s being insulting towards anyone who he bestows it upon. Just call me an incel, Sol. I know that’s what you mean.

Oh yeah. Canon Sol and Ky, before Strive, would run out into traffic before doing something as familiar as hugging the other haha They LOATHED each other. Well, I think maybe Sol was just annoyed by Ky since Ky was this young punkass trying to be "righteous" and Ky was maybe a bit more antagonistic because Sol kept breaking rules (like stealing Fireseal) and was grating to be around for everyone, which then amped up to Sol also being antagonist towards Ky. They're both at fault. In any case, there was a small undercurrent of respect between them over the others' accomplishments and combat abilities, but overall it was like trying to mix oil and water. Utterly incompatible personalities. They're amicable now, but if circumstances played out differently I think it wouldn't have been outside the realm of possibility that one may have ended up actually killing the other.

That said, the ship likely became THEE m/m romance in Guilty Gear because Big Gruff Alt-Fashion Guy and Small Well-Kept Posh Man, on top of the rivalry thing as you said, is all some people need to ship characters together haha Guilty Gear's lore in general wasn't very deep until Overture dropped either, which left their relationship an open playground for fanworks. I can see how it took off and if the canon is removed from the equation I can see the appeal too, in a way. The canon makes it too uncomfortable for me though, and I think the deep layers of their rivalry makes their relationship more interesting than it would be as a romantic one.

They hate each other, but they respect each other, but they can't stand each other, but Ky trusts Sol enough to raise his kid, but Sol respects Ky in return enough to actually do it. Putting them into a mutually romantic relationship changes all of that. Of course Sol would look after Sin for Ky if he loves Ky, of course Ky would trust him to that degree if him and Sol had hooked up. You know?

The jokes about shipping them are funny because they hate each other so much. There's so much negative energy between them that it loops back around to being mildly homoerotic, and if they saw their relationship from an outside perspective and realized that that's how it looked, they'd lose their collective shit most gloriously. But actual, honest, homoerotic love between them? There's no way it's any deeper than the kinds of jokes long-term platonic friends make towards each other

[tiannasfanfic]

A Corroded Coffin Christmas

Eddie Munson x Reader (Angst)

| Paparazzi | Eddie & Steddie Masterlist | AO3 Link

Summary: A look at two different Christmas Eve's with Corroded Coffin front man, Eddie Munson, and his longtime partner, Y/N L/N; One near the beginning of their careers and one near the end.

Rating: General Audiences

Author Note: Gender neutral Reader, they/them pronouns. rockstar!Eddie Munson x Reader. A holiday blend of angst and fluff, with a dash of humor. This is a followup to "Paparazzi" but can be read as a standalone story.

CW: Social alcohol use; referenced character death (no details); grief; mentions of unpleasant medical diagnosis (no details or specific illness mentioned).

Word Count: 3,862

Eddie Munson Taglist: @eddie-swhore

Tuesday, December 24th, 1987

After Corroded Coffin finished their set at The Hideout, Eddie had one drink with the guys and then booked it home rather than stick around to hang out like he normally would.

Despite the fact that their normal gig night fell on Christmas Eve this year, you had insisted they hit the stage anyway.

“I can work on getting things done until you get back,” you told Eddie, gesturing around at the inside of the trailer. “But you need to be out there at the bar getting seen on the nights people expect to see you.”

Since you were technically their manager, and were speaking from that position right now, they couldn’t really argue.

What Eddie could do, however, is make sure he got home as quick as he could to help out. Luckily, the weather had been decent and there was hardly any traffic this late on Christmas Eve, so he got home fairly quickly. He was soon pulling into Forest Hills and parking next your car outside the trailer. It was just the two of you tonight since Uncle Wayne had volunteered to work for some double time in addition to holiday pay. Eddie quickly grabbed his guitar and amp out of the back of his van, then headed inside.

In the living room, Gremlins was playing on the tv, and it looked like you were about to start wrapping presents. You had cleared off a large space in the middle of the floor and had all the paper and supplies you needed out. He tucked his amp and guitar away in one corner of the room for the party tomorrow, then finally got his coat and shoes off. Since he hadn’t seen any sign of you by then, he began to wonder if you might need help finding all the presents.

As he started to make his way down the hall and got further away from the sound of the tv, he could hear you moving around in the bedroom. He was just passing by the bathroom when, out of nowhere, you started singing.

“Sleigh bells ring are you listening?” you sang. “In the land, snow is glistening.”

Eddie came to a stop outside the bedroom. Looking in, he could see you standing just inside the closet on a step stool, rummaging around on the top shelf with your back to the door. He smiled, not announcing his presence yet so he could listen in.

“A beautiful sight,” you continued singing, unaware of your audience. “But I’ll be happy tonight, when I find fucking packing tape.”

Eddie quickly put his hand over his mouth to stop himself from laughing. Now he wanted to stay quiet to hear how this updated version went.

“Gone away is the bluebird,” you sang, a slightly irritated tone creeping into your voice now as you started searching a different section of the shelf. “Here to stay is a new bird, but he can move along, with his happy little song, until I find the fucking packing tape.”

Eddie clenched his lips tightly together behind his hand.

“In the meadow, we can build a snowman,” you sang as you came down the stepladder and set it aside, your back still to the door. “We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown. He'll say, ‘Are ya wrapping?’ I’ll say, ‘No man, but you can do the job if you want to clown."

Along with keeping in the tune of Winter Wonderland, what made this whole thing absolutely perfect was how your tone just got progressively more annoyed sounding the further you got into the song, which matched the lyrics you were improvising as you were singing.

“Later on, I’ll conspire,” you sang, bending down to pick up some blankets to replace them back on the shelf. “As I dream by the fire, to face unafraid, the mess that I’ve made, trying to find the fucking packing tape.”

By this point, Eddie’s shoulders were starting to shake as he tried to keep quiet. He was leaning against the doorframe with his free hand as if for balance.

“In the meadow, we can build a snowman,” you continued singing, your hands now on your hips, looking around in the closet from where you were standing. “We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown. He'll say, ‘Are ya done yet?’ I’ll say, ‘No, man! But you and I are about to go a couple rounds!’"

You started to turn around, and Eddie ducked to the side, standing just out of sight next to the door.

“Later on, I’ll conspire,” you sang, and your voice started traveling towards the other side of the room away from the closet. “As I dream by the fire, to face unafraid, the mess that I made, trying to find the fucking packing tape.”

When you didn’t continue after a few seconds, Eddie peeked around the corner to see you rummaging through one of the dresser drawers. He grinned, stepped into the room finally and started clapping.

Startled, you jumped into an upright position, and whirled around. Seeing Eddie, you chuckled and bowed to him.

“Thank you, thank you,” you said, standing and then bowing again to the other side of the room. “I’m here all week. Try the barbecue special and don’t forget to tip the wait staff.”

Eddie laughed, shaking his head as he made his way across the room to you. Coming to stand in front of you, he took your face in his hands and softly kissed you.

“How was the show?” you asked once he had pulled away.

“Really good, actually!” Eddie said, then beamed. “We had about a dozen drunks tonight!”

A bright smile lit up your face.

“That’s awesome!” you said, hugging him tightly. “I was hoping for that. The holidays can be really hard for some people and bars always see an uptick in profits this time of year.”

“I swear,” Eddie said, returning your hug just as tightly, then pulled back a little to gaze at you fondly. “Beauty, brains and sexy as fuck? I don’t know how I got so lucky.”

You laughed, a soft blush coloring your cheeks as you let him go to turn back to the dresser.

“Not that many brains tonight, I’m afraid,” you said, as you started hunting through the drawer again. “Have you seen that three pack of packing tape I bought the other day? It ran off on me.”

Since you needed the packing tape in order to box up a few presents before wrapping them, you were at a standstill until it could be found.

Even though Eddie started to help you look for it, it took a little over half an hour before the tape was found.

You both felt like idiots when you realized it had been sitting in the middle of the coffee table, in plain sight, the entire time.

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013

“Thank you, Indianapolis!!! You’ve been amazing!”

The decibel level inside The Vogue Theater surged to new heights as Eddie spoke to the crowd. Even standing just off stage to watch the show like you normally did, you had to cover your ears at the noise.

One of these days, you would remember to start wearing earplugs.

It was the end of another successful concert, the final stop on a small, ten city tour called A Corroded Coffin Christmas. Since the tour focused on smaller venues than the ones of old, they were cozy and intimate in comparison, though still large and respectable in their own right.

After their episode of Behind the Music aired in 2006, the band had enjoyed a major resurgence in popularity. That special launched Corroded Coffin even more into the mainstream than even the movie soundtrack they had done several years prior. Everyone wanted them now. While the guys jumped from network to network doing guest appearances, their old albums saw a new surge in sales. New albums became instant successes, soaring through the charts like never before. Venue directors and festival organizers were regularly contacting you to book them for gigs, not to mention all of the invitations to PR events and award shows. Even this tour had been an enormous success, with every single show selling out within hours of the tickets going on sale, a new record for the guys

Everything you all worked so hard for had finally come true. All five of you were finally living your dream lives. It was perfect.

Well. Almost.

The man who set it all in motion wasn’t there to celebrate with you.

In 2005, Corroded Coffin’s longtime manager, Joe Reed, unexpectedly passed away.

Over the last twenty-two years since that chance meeting at a dive bar in Indianapolis, Joe had become a proper father figure to you all. Already a veteran in management when he became Corroded Coffin’s manager, he was truly one of the good ones. In an industry where most managers were employed by the labels themselves in order to look out for their own self-interests, Joe always put his client’s needs first. He refused to work directly for any label because of that, preferring to stay independently employed even if it meant having fewer clients. The clients he did have were more like family to him and he treated them as such. While at times there was only so much he could do when the executives had terrible ideas, such as when the first label wanted you and Eddie to end your relationship, he always tried to deescalate the situation as much as possible.

But it wasn’t just the guys who felt the loss. Over the years, you and Joe had also grown very close. Since you were so involved with the band, he always considered you apart of it just as much as the guys did. Impressed with the work you had done managing the band with absolutely no experience, Joe took you under his wing as soon as you all moved to Los Angeles. He was an amazing mentor, keeping you involved in the management of Corroded Coffin from day one.

Sometimes the death of a good manager can spell certain doom for a band. But, in this case, at the time of Joe’s passing, he had a clear successor. You were easily able to step back into the managerial role with no fuss. It was a seamless transition, for both the band and the label.

However, regardless of how much the label trusted you with the management of Corroded Coffin, you still had to talk them into it when the guys wanted to do an album full of heavy metal versions of classic holiday songs.

Despite the fact the guys only planned to adapt non-denominational songs and write a couple new ones for it, heavy metal covers were a pretty niche market at that point. The executives couldn’t see how an album like that could ever be popular. But after you pointed out how some executives said the same thing about the Trans-Siberian Orchestra at first, AND Metallica’s S&M, they decided to give it some more thought.

Ultimately, considering neither Joe nor you ever steered them wrong, they green lit the album, allowing the guy’s full creative control over the project.

And, once again, the worries of the executives were for nothing. The album was an enormous success. The fans absolutely loved it.

Initially, a holiday tour wasn’t anything that had been considered since touring during the holidays can sometimes be a logistical nightmare. But after both Jeff and Gareth’s wife received some shocking news from their respective doctors, it became clear the band would need to take an indefinite hiatus soon. Before that happened, Jeff suggested they hit the road together one last time.

The tour kicked off on December 1st with a very relaxed schedule, allowing plenty of time between each show to give Jeff enough time to properly rest since he tired easily. The ten cities were personally chosen by the band from some of their favorite stops. Indianapolis was the final destination since everyone always came back here during the holidays to visit family and friends. Nick’s oldest, Ronny, toured with the band as a backup guitarist in case Jeff needed to sit out for any of the shows, which he ended up doing for two out of the ten.

Now it was Christmas Eve, the last tour about over.

There was just one more song to play, a solo encore Eddie had specially planned for tonight’s show. You actually had no idea what he was up to, which meant it was something new he wrote for you. Eddie liked to do that sometimes, surprise you at a concert with a new song. Luckily, he never tried to get you on stage, content just to look over at you where you stood offstage. The crowd ate it up every single time. They never grew tired of Eddie talking about you during concerts.

Once the four took their bows and said goodbye to the audience, Eddie stepped back up to the microphone as the other three headed off stage.

“Let’s hear it one more time for Nick, Jeff and Gareth!”

When you didn’t think it was possible for the crowd to get any louder, they proved you wrong.

After another round of hugs offstage with you, Nick and Ronny accompanied Jeff back to the dressing room while Gareth stayed with you to watch the end of the show.

“Tonight, I thought I’d do a little something different for our encore,” Eddie said, pausing as he took the strap of the guitar from around his neck to gaze out into the crowd. “If that’s alright with you all?”

The response from the crowd indicated they were more than okay with it.

Two stagehands came out at that point to swap Eddie’s electric guitar for one of his acoustics, then set up a tall wooden stool and guitar mic for him. Once Eddie took a seat on the stool, they made sure both mic stands were at the proper height, then made their way off stage.

“That was Dave and Bill, part of our fantastic road crew. I don’t know what we would do without them. Let’s hear it for Dave and Bill!”

The crowd went just as crazy for Dave and Bill as they did for the band.

Gareth threw his arm over your shoulders to pull you in for a friendly half hug. You wrapped your arm around his waist in kind. The two of you stood like that, heads tilted towards one another to lean against each other in that way close friends have.

“Now, for our final song of the night,” Eddie said, softly strumming the guitar in no discernible rhythm. “I’m going to play you something that is brand new.”

The crowd liked the sound of that.

“In fact, it’s so new that it has never been recorded or even played live before.”

The crowd definitely liked the sound of that.

“But!” Eddie said and stopped his strumming to hold up a finger. “Not only that, but this song also comes with a story.”

The crowd went wild. If there was one thing audiences loved more than music, it was the stories that sometimes came with them. This was something Corroded Coffin fans especially enjoyed since Eddie could make a trip down to the corner store sound like an epic adventure.

Once Eddie began telling his story, the audience was enthralled.

“As I’m sure some of you know,” Eddie said. “Last year, my unc-“

He had to stop then for a moment, his eyes shifting down to the stage before closing. You could see him starting to take some deep breaths.

The venue was so quiet, you could’ve heard a pin drop.

Finally, Eddie lifted his gaze back to the crowd.

“Rather, my dad, passed away.”

You and Gareth exchanged curious, yet worried, glances.

This was the first time Eddie had spoken publicly about Uncle Wayne since his passing. With both of his father figures now gone, he had spent much of the last year feeling lost and alone. Some days were better than others, but there was a lot of healing to do still. You both were looking forward to being out of the spotlight again, had even been talking of suggesting one to the guys even before all the sad news came down.

As much as you wanted some time away from the business, you wished it could’ve come under better circumstances.

“After that, Y/N and I spent quite a bit of time down in Hawkins,” Eddie said, continuing his story. “While we were sorting through everything in the house, I discovered he’d hung onto a few boxes of my stuff that I had left behind when we moved up here to the big city.” He half grinned at the audience. “He actually held onto all of this crap for over twenty years. Parents, am I right?”

This got a chuckle out of the audience, as well as you and Gareth.

“I finally got around to going through them a couple months back, and in one box was about a dozen notebooks filled with songs I wrote a long time ago but forgot about.”

At this point, the crowd went wild.

“Don’t get excited, most of these were just badly written love songs to Y/N,” Eddie continued, then had to pause as the crowd cheered again. “Trust me, they are absolutely horrible, you wouldn’t want to hear them.”

The crowd disagreed and made this known, which made Eddie grin.

“However, there was one song in particular I’d written down that caught my eye. Funnily enough though, it wasn’t me that wrote it. It was Y/N.”

The crowd made noises of curiosity as Gareth looked down at you.

“I didn’t know you wrote a song,” he said.

“I didn’t either,” you replied, chuckling.

Now your curiosity was definitely piqued. It was like Eddie sensed this, as he looked over at you two just then and mischievously winked.

“Now, Y/N probably doesn’t remember writing this song,” he continued into his mic. “I know I didn’t at first. But once I read it, everything came back to me.”

The crowd was happy to hear this.

And so, Eddie proceeded to tell the story of your last Christmas in Hawkins.

Since the five of you had the move to Indianapolis planned just a few weeks into the new year, you wanted to do something with your friends in Hawkins before you left. So, on Christmas Day, you and Eddie were hosting a party.

But, in true Y/N and Eddie fashion, while the two of you were tremendously excited about the party you were throwing, you put everything off until it was almost too late, including what little shopping you could afford.

Technically, it was your fault this year for putting it off. You had gotten so distracted with planning a move for people that you had completely forgotten about Christmas until two days beforehand.

As Eddie told the story, the memories of the night floated up to the surface in your mind.

That Christmas Eve had been so hectic.

While you insisted that the band play their show like any other Tuesday, you were in a panic as soon as Eddie left for The Hideout. You had no idea how even the two of you together were going to get everything done, much less you working at it by yourself for a few hours. There was so much left to do still, like cleaning and wrapping presents, plus everything in between.

But the more you thought back on it, the more confused you got. You barely had the time to remember your own name at the time, much less write a song.

“After the show, I hightailed it back to the trailer,” he said. “Y/N was back in the bedroom and, luckily for all of us, didn’t hear me get home. If they had, then I wouldn’t have been treated to their own personal rendition of Winter Wonderland.”

Now you were really wracking your brain. You couldn’t remember singing anything either.

Eddie began strumming his guitar again, this time playing the chords of the aforementioned holiday song.

“Now, at first, when they started singing it,” he continued. “It sounded like the normal version. You all know the one.”

The crowd indicated they did.

“But I quickly realized that this wasn’t the case. Luckily for all of us though, later that night, I remembered to write it down I wouldn’t forget about it. Which I did anyway.”

Eddie shrugged sheepishly and grinned, earning laughs from the crowd, you, and Gareth.

Then he turned to look over at you and Gareth, his playful grin softening into a warm smile at the sight of his soulmate and one of men he considered a brother.

“Merry Christmas, baby,” he said. “I love you.”

It took a while before Eddie could even start the song. The crowd went absolutely insane at his words of affection for you. Finally, the crowd quieted down enough so he could begin.

He started the song over on his guitar, playing the beginning as a long intro before stepping back up to the mic and starting to sing.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

In the land, snow is glistening.

A beautiful sight,

But I’ll be happy tonight

When I find the fucking packing tape.

Your laughter joined Gareth’s and the crowds as the more of the memories of that Christmas Eve came back to you.

While you still couldn’t remember singing, you now remembered losing the packing taping and how aggravated you had been as you tore apart the bedroom looking for it.

In the end, everything had worked out. Once Eddie got home, and the packing tape had been found, the rest of night was easy. He got more of your list done while you wrapped presents, and you got to bed way earlier than expected. All your worry had been for nothing, everything turned out beautifully on Christmas Day just as Eddie assured you it would.

As Eddie got to the final lines of the song, the crowd was singing along to the part about finding the packing tape.

Once the music trailed off with the final notes, the noise in The Vogue Theater rose in a satisfied clamor. Eddie took a bow, then gestured offstage to where you were standing.

“Let’s hear it for Y/N!” he yelled into the microphone.

The noise became deafening as the crowd showed you their appreciation. Eddie took a step back from the mic, letting his guitar hang from his neck as he joined the applause.

Eddie grinned over at you, and you couldn’t help but grin back, your face a bright shade of red.

Even though he was trying to make this moment about you, you couldn’t help but be severely proud of all five of you right then.

Tonight marked the end of an era, but tomorrow one would begin anew.

You could only hope this one would be much kinder to you all.

[usedpidemo]

so i went to my first ever concert and...(storytime!)

Generally speaking, I don't like the concept of concerts. For the longest time, I've never had any interest in attending one. I've been disillusioned by the idea of them as a whole, with no disrespect to people who attend them. Even before the global pandemic that shut down live events, ironically, despite being on my headphones/speakers 90% of the time, I don't like crowds and extremely loud audiences. It also doesn't help that many live artists nowadays are just not good stage performers or lipsync or in some cases, aren't as pleasing to hear as the studio mix that I could easily play on Spotify. My mantra, which has always been my mother's as well, was "Just listen to the CD." This also explains why I don't really buy CDs anymore and stick to streaming instead.

It's now 2023, and as the old adage goes, things change. I've become a K-pop fan, live events are back, and there's this push to have me leave my house a lot more than I should. I'm no recluse like Bruce Wayne, but I certainly don't like going out when I could be relaxing and playing video games in my spare time even as an adult. Growing up made me realize that there's plenty of things that I should do, even at least once. I'm nowhere close to dying—I think so at least—but I definitely felt the need add some spice into my life and have some fresh memories to keep now that the pandemic's over.

Anyway—I've never been to a concert, and my older sister's only concert experience was seeing Fall Out Boy when she was in her teens that she desperately begged mom to see, and she was all the way up into the nosebleeds. Now obviously I can't go and see IZ*ONE anymore (sadblob) and every big act carries extremely large demand for them. My sister failed to secure Blackpink tickets for their tour even with the membership presale, and the experience was so frustrating and damning that she stopped listening to the group for a while. There's so many things that can go wrong even as early as ticket sales, so I understood that any concert I wanted to go to should be absolutely worth it.

It was during our vacation back in February when IVE announced that they would be bringing their fan concert around Asia, with June as the set date. I can remember seeing it trend on Twitter while waiting in the car; the hype was fucking real. I knew I had to be there by any means necessary. The campaign began as soon as we got back to our hotel. They said yes.

One thing I want to say is: fuck online ticketing. It sucks, big time. Anything that can go wrong, can and will go wrong. Yet some part of me was so uncertain and wanted to test the murky waters again. I got in touch with a third party way before they announced the ticket selling date, and I was so fixated on the success rate of the seller, against the advice of my family. It wasn't until two days before ticket selling that I was given a proper talk, saying that it could be a potential scam and that I should camp out the night before to get the best chances. Ultimately, I gave in and settled at a hotel close to a hotel without many fans. They ended up being right. I ended up first in line and got the best package for a little over $200. It was so difficult to keep my composure the moment I got the tickets all the way till I got home.

Fast forward to a little over a month. The family also booked me a nice hotel close to the venue days before the show so we wouldn't have to face insufferable traffic. I couldn't sleep the night before the show—not because I was excited and all, but I was genuinely feeling restless. It ultimately didn't matter as my mood and overall energy never diminished once I woke up 2.5 hours after finally sleeping.

You just know it's gonna be a good day when the first sign is making new friends out of nowhere. At breakfast, I befriended two Japanese tourists for some reason. My smile was wider than it normally was. It's so weird greeting people with amped up optimism that at times, it felt like main character energy, which was typically uncharacteristic of me. Mind you, I only had 2.5 hours of sleep.

An hour later, venue time—at least close to it. The concert organizers and local fanclubs held a fanhub that was already filling up the floor with a line that stretched around in a loop. So I bailed and went to the cafe across the street from where the actual concert would happen to get free shit. Saved myself almost $25 dollars from buying the I'VE IVE album because of a cupsleeve event being organized by a remnant of WIZ*ONEs. A big W if you ask me.

I even met up with some of my readers too! Cray and Nomad, if you're reading this, it was great finally meeting you. It was awesome to fanboy and connect with guys I've been talking to online for the past two years in person.

Afterward, we went inside an hour before show start, and people were already screaming like they showed up and it was just staff bringing out towels and water bottles. Then the lights went out and holy shit, everyone lost their shit. It wasn't a sold-out show but the audience's energy made it feel otherwise. They were singing instead of following fan-chants.

It should surprise no one that everyone killed it. Yujin is the 4th gen ace and no one can tell me any different. Wonyoung was absolutely fantastic in crowd control and drawing the audience in and lived up to the center title. They added both title tracks from I'VE IVE and changed up two of the cover songs for the unit stages, otherwise the set remains mostly similar to the ones in Korea and Japan, the only difference being new outfits and alternate color ones.

I'm gonna dedicate this section specifically for Liz. Consider me bias wrecked. She was not only an elite vocalist but she performed like the rent was due, holy shit. Blue Blood (my favorite stage of the night) in particular really gripped me and never let go. I was genuinely shook at how terrific she showed out in the performances. If anything, she's the 2nd best performer of the group after watching the footage.

There was an emotional moment at the end as the show was winding down. The members were lined up for the group photo when a fan video played and half of the members cried. Leeseo, Rei, and Yujin all cried and it was a wholesome scene. Rei mentioned how this was one of their first performances as a full group following her health hiatus and she was moved by the overwhelming support of the fans. Wonyoung also promised they would return—hopefully later than sooner I'm not loaded at the moment—which invalidates the stupid argument international Dives were having on Twitter. The girls felt their support, cried their heart out, and that's all you need to know.

After the event, there was a hi-bye session for all VIP ticket holders. They sent everyone else out, so it started 20 minutes after the actual ending. They kept reminding us that we weren't allowed to record or take photos of the event, but apparently someone at Starship was filming the whole thing? So there's a possibility that I might end up on YouTube, heh. Since we were on the left side of the stage, we were among the last to go up and meet them.

Holy fuck dude. I wasn't nervous while watching everyone else go up and meet IVE, but once the staff told us to form a single line and we slowly made our way around the stage, my heart began to go buckwild. You just don't know what to say or do when that moment comes—like how do I make this memorable or at the very least, not cringe? One thing I do know was that we all agreed, as a section, to walk past them as slow as humanly possible; five seconds was not enough. I was so unsure of what to do as I slowly walked up the steps to the point I was practically mouthing 'Jesus take the wheel' or else I'd melt into a puddle, lose my shit, do something stupid, or maybe all of the above.

Jesus Christ. They looked so fucking flawless. You honestly couldn't tell they were sweaty and exhausted after performing for 2.5 hours.

From left to right, it was Rei, Gaeul, Wonyoung, Yujin, Leeseo, and Liz. Liz was the first member I met, and she completed my half-heart gesture. From there, my brain blanked for a good three seconds. My mouth was still uttering 'Kamsahamnida' but that scene seemed to stick long past that moment. I couldn't register Leeseo, Yujin, and Wonyoung's reactions—I knew they were smiling and waving—but then my brain suddenly went back up as I met Gaeul and Rei's eyes right as we made our way out. I went to the bathroom and uttered a relieved, awestruck 'Holy shit.'

God. I don't know if I will ever move on from such an experience. I'm still thinking about the interaction as I write this little thought diary, and my mind keeps replaying the interactions with Liz, Gaeul, and Rei. All of them had lovely smiles and were so happy even though they clearly were gassed out, and I was in utter shock trying to comprehend what had happened. Famous streamer IShowSpeed met his hero Ronaldo the same day as the concert and if you've seen his video, he practically plays out all the emotions I wanted to feel after meeting them. I've not played any K-pop after the concert aside from English versions of songs and most certainly I've avoided IVE songs aside from rewatching my concert fancams because I'll just melt into a giddy pile of goo watching it, telling myself 'I was there.'

My sister only listens to Blackpink. She agreed to take me to the venue provided I buy her tickets, so this was a consolation or redemption of sorts after failing to secure tickets for the Born Pink tour. She's a Dive now. She couldn't stop raving over Wonyoung's beauty but she eventually found all the members to be cute and beautiful. It feels great to finally share a sweet moment with my sister despite the turbulent relationship we have.

In an ideal world, I'll be watching Le sserafim and the other IZ*ONE members when they perform/arrive here. Of course, there's many obstacles in the way, and I'm not loaded with disposable income. Seriously, these tickets were more expensive than a veteran group and they're supposed to be rookies! But the entire experience—the energy, the performances, and the ending—made every coin I spent worth it. If this ends up becoming the only concert I attend in my entire life moving forward, I'm glad it was an unforgettable one.

Gaeul, Yujin, Rei, Wonyoung, Liz, and Leeseo, thank you for making my year and giving me a core memory I can fondly look back on. I fucking love you guys.

[crmsnmth]

Cigarettes, Coffee, and Youth

Running down the middle of the street yelling an alarm of "Fuck The World!" as we laughed traffic cones and traffic signs back alleys and dead ends collapsing next to a dumpster at the park

Red and blues closing in, spray paint can in hand Ditch them, we've always come prepared, gone down different routes always at a same destination An army of two with nothing to do and not one single clue on how to fix that

chaos always dresses in black, and we didn't break the rules This towns old bones were our favorite playground Skate park at dawn only cause we haven't slept yet Amped up on cigarettes, coffee, and youth

Trouble making with no actual trouble made we were the loiter generation turned window watchers judging and laughing hating and loving Just another Friday night for the loners

Hide out in the cemetery cause they won't look behind all the stones At least we had our priorities right in a boring town Those days of adulthood trial The boring years until twenty one Amped up on cigarettes, coffee, and youth

It's weird to see how different our paths ended up being No one would have ever guessed what was in store You have a family and a wonderful life I have a felony and a good connection to destruction I guess only to us would that make sense

Cause people change with time no matter who they are And we both changed into things we'd never dreamed before But I'd take those years we spent at each other's side As lessons learned and a fond memory of a better life Amped up on cigarettes, coffee, and youth

[animationfan69]

Mario Kart DLC (Waves 1-3) Ranked

as with any list, there's some you might disagree with. here's my thoughts & opinions on every track.

F TIER:

Toad Circuit: I HATE THIS. it's so mind-numbingly dull. why did they want to include this???? out of all the tracks they could've chosen, why was it necessary to include toad circuit????

D TIER:

Choco Mountain: visually dull, just miles and miles of brown. another bland track that's slightly less bland than Toad Circuit.

Tokyo Blur: disappointing city circuit. when i think of Tokyo, i think of small, narrow, busy streets not wide, open highways. you barely see or engage with any of the landmarks. the track itself is unremarkable. hardly any obstacles and a tiny bit of gliding. you'd think for a japanese company they'd put extra effort into highlighting their country.

Mario Circuit 3: some might call this F tier. no distinguishing features, ugly generic design, no gliding, no anti gravity, you just drive. weirdly i have a soft spot for it. the more i play it online, the more i like it. it’s so driver focused, the curves flow nicely. it's kinda refreshing to just focus on cornering.

London Loop: how can a city so interesting in real life feel so unremarkable in this game??? the DLC introduced an interesting twist to some tracks. normally you have a circuit (like Mario Kart Stadium) or one long track (like Mount Wario). London Loop has a hybrid system where parts of the track close and newer parts open with each lap. done well, it adds a ton of variety. done bad, it confuses the player and they run out of bounds on what used to be drivable. London Loop (and to a lesser extent, Paris) is guilty of the later.

C TIER (average/ok/fine):

Shroom Ridge: i prefer this to Toad's Turnpike, the other traffic heavy circuit. it can be fun, but i barely think about this track. i wouldn’t say to my friends, “hey I’m dying to play shroom ridge”. this is a track you play because you're sick of playing your favourites.

Boo Lake: underrated track, i almost had this in B tier. for a GBA remake, they really amped it up. it's mostly underwater, there's anti-gravity. it can get fast and chaotic pretty quick.

New York Minute: i was hoping for more. they could've had gliding around the statue of liberty, anti gravity to drive up a skyscraper, there's so many possibilities with New York. it's not confusing or dull like London, but it doesn't have the glamour of Paris or Sydney. it's a middle of the road city circuit.

Snow Land: a snow track i don't hate! that's the best i can say for it. apart from Mount Wario and DK Summit, snow tracks never fare well in any mario kart series.

Sky Garden: kinda like a toned down Mushroom Gorge. nothing to hate, nothing to love. very inoffensive track.

B TIER:

Paris Promenade: ideally, i'd want every city track to have this level of atmosphere. you drive under the Eiffel tower, around the Arc de Triomphe, the music slaps. it feels and looks like you're driving in Paris. that's what you want out of a city circuit.

Ninja Hideaway: it's strong visually, the theming is on point. but i don't like the layout of the track. lots of sharp, narrow turns that don't flow naturally. reminds me of Piranha Plant Speedway with those sharp 90° turns that feel more frustrating than fun. having said that, difficulty can be engaging to overcome so for that it's B tier.

Merry Mountain: this was a real highlight when it first came out. playing this at Christmas with family felt so appropriate. having played this dozens of times now, the novelty has worn off and what you're left with is a track that's not as exciting as the visuals make it out to be.

Berlin Byways: i wasn't expecting much from Berlin Byways, but i was pleasantly surprised with how it turned out. lots of variety in this track and they manage to cram in a ton of landmarks. special shoutout to the whomps that form the Berlin Wall.

Peach Gardens: i'm noticing a lot of Wave 3 tracks in B tier. the consensus is wave 3's the best wave so far, but even so i wonder how much recency bias is playing into this. i like how big and sprawling the track is. there's so many ways to navigate this track, it's hard to figure out what a speedrun of this would look like. one of the downsides is it suffers from the London Loop navigation problems. a couple of times you're going uphill and not sure whether the track's turning left or right. despite that, it's a welcome addition to mario kart 8.

A TIER:

Kalimari Desert:

iconic N64 track. i like the updates to the original like how you drive through the tunnel. this would be lower on the list if this was a straight remake.

Mushroom Gorge:

the ultimate bouncing mushroom track. it's short, it's fun, it's challenging. not much to comment on really.

Sky High Sundae: Excitebike Arena meets Sweet Sweet Canyon. i love Sky High Sundae. it's controversial, some people have this in D tier. i like mario kart tracks where you're constantly engaged with the track. you're not just driving in a straight line, every few seconds you've got to make sure you're doing flips to maximise boost. i like the narrowness of the track and the sheer cliffs that really heighten the stakes. in Excitebike Arena, you get shelled on a ramp you just drive off, in Sky High Sundae if you get shelled on a ramp you could fall off the map. it's so thrilling and so satisfying when you nail the jumps and knock an opponent off the track.

Rock Rock Mountain: great choice for the DLC. i love how epic this feels. the long gliding section, the sheer scale of the mountain near the end and the boulders that crash down. i always look forward to playing it.

S TIER:

Coconut Mall: it's coconut mall. what else needs to be said?

Waluigi Pinball: one of the all-time greatest tracks. unique concept, visually stunning. full of fun obstacles, tricks and turns. this is was makes mario kart one of the greatest racing games ever made. the endless possibilities with designing these tracks. "hey why don't we race inside a pinball machine?" you'll never get ideas like that in a gran turismo or forza game.

Sydney Sprint: there's definitely bias here, but this is my favourite city track so far. nailed the theme, the music slaps, and great implementation of changing parts of the track each lap. there isn't a ton of obstacles, but there's a ton of variety. you drive through the opera house and do jumps off the harbour bridge, what's not to like?

Maple Treeway:

a Wii classic. another track where the narrowness is an interesting challenge and not a burden. ticks all the boxes of a great mario kart track.

Rainbow Road 3DS: the BEST rainbow road hands down. i'm just in awe of this track. visually stunning, full of tricks and surprises, and shows off the magic of space.

overall, i'm pretty happy with the DLC. some complain about the city circuits, some complain about the simplified aesthetics or retro track choices, and some are just waiting for Mario Kart 9. all i can say is i'm thrilled we're going to end up with 96 mario kart 8 deluxe tracks. this is cementing its legacy as the greatest mario kart yet.

[yeohchernyeong]

Week 7 Visual Social Media

Social media platforms have become an important way for many people to achieve personal branding and financial gain. For many creators and content creators, social media is a platform to showcase their work and thereby attract more viewers and fans. These creators can earn financial benefits by partnering with brands or using advertising.

Traffic is very important on social media. Social media users often strive to boost their traffic to gain more attention and opportunities. Increased traffic is also an important aspect of competition among social media platforms, as attracting more traffic can increase your own value and attract brand capital.

Examines social media creators’ experiences with algorithmic visibility, with a particular focus on the experiences of platform governance for creators from historically marginalized identities and stigmatized content types. The study interviewed 30 social media creators, covering platforms such as YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook and Twitch. The findings show that creators generally believe that platforms allocate visibility unevenly and biasedly. They attempt to resist algorithmic detection and ensure their content visibility and traffic (Duffy & Meisner, 2022). However, some creators feel confused and helpless, believing that labor demands and the stressful nature of content visibility on the platform are inevitable. The focus is placed within the larger context of the “creator economy,” highlighting issues of inequality, exploitation, and overwork faced by social media creators. These creators believe there is injustice in the way social media platforms are regulated, especially towards creators from marginalized communities. They feel frustrated by the platform's uncertain penalties and impact on revenue. (Duffy & Meisner, 2022).

In contrast, young women are more susceptible to the influence of gendered body aesthetics and heterosexual scripts in the post-feminist era, and these influences are further spread and reinforced on social media. Commercial media, brands, and lived gender experiences intersect to shape and reproduce gender roles and aesthetic standards on social media. In addition, the influence of algorithmic media platforms is also growing, and they further promote the reproduction of gender roles and sexualized images in digital culture by identifying and amplifying attention to sexualized bodies (Carah & Dobson, 2016).

Young women are treating themselves as commodities on social media, engaging in sexual endeavors to attract attention and, ultimately, money. Their strategies include using various aesthetic means, emotional expressions and sexy fashion to attract followers and build a business empire based on sexy images (Drenten et al., 2019). They use various skills and knowledge to gain more attention and money by carefully designing and planning their image.

Platform governance is critical to creators’ visibility and success, reflecting complex dynamics of power and regulation. It also highlights the urgency of addressing the unequal treatment of creators and the impact of algorithmic governance on marginalized communities. Finally, it calls for a re-examination of the discipline and punishment mechanisms in the creator economy to better address systemic inequalities and biases in platform governance.

Reference

Duffy, B. E., & Meisner, C. (2022). Platform governance at the margins: Social Media Creators’ experiences with algorithmic (in)visibility. Media, Culture & Society, 45(2), 285–304. https://doi.org/10.1177/01634437221111923 

Carah, N., & Dobson, A. (2016). Algorithmic hotness: Young women’s “promotion” and “reconnaissance” work via social media body images. Social Media + Society, 2(4), 205630511667288. https://doi.org/10.1177/2056305116672885 

Drenten, J., Gurrieri, L., & Tyler, M. (2019). Sexualized labour in Digital Culture: Instagram influencers, porn chic and the monetization of attention. Gender, Work & Organization, 27(1), 41–66. https://doi.org/10.1111/gwao.12354

[jessiealston]

Unleash Your WordPress Site's Potential: The Best Free SEO Tools

If you're a WordPress user, you know how crucial it is to optimize your site for search engines. Thankfully, there are plenty of free tools available to help you boost your SEO game. So, what's the best free SEO for WordPress? Let's explore the top options and how they can take your site to the next level.

What is the best free SEO for WordPress? Here are our top picks:

Yoast SEO: Yoast SEO is a powerhouse in the WordPress community. It offers features like content analysis, XML sitemap generation, and snippet previews. With Yoast, you can effortlessly optimize your content for specific keywords and improve your search engine rankings.

Rank Math: Rank Math is another popular SEO plugin for WordPress. It comes packed with advanced features such as schema markup, redirection management, and a built-in 404 monitor. Even if you're new to SEO, Rank Math's user-friendly interface makes optimization a breeze.

All in One SEO Pack: As its name suggests, All in One SEO Pack provides a comprehensive SEO solution for WordPress users. It includes features like XML sitemap support, Google AMP support, and advanced canonical URLs. It's perfect for those who want a set-it-and-forget-it approach to SEO.

Google Keyword Planner: While not a WordPress plugin, Google Keyword Planner is an invaluable tool for keyword research. By identifying high-volume, low-competition keywords, you can tailor your content to attract more organic traffic.

Google Search Console: Google Search Console offers insights into your site's performance in search results. It provides information on your site's indexing status, search queries, and click-through rates. By using this data, you can fine-tune your SEO strategy for better results.

By incorporating these free SEO tools into your WordPress site, you can improve your search engine rankings and attract more organic traffic. Remember, SEO is an ongoing process, so keep refining your strategy based on performance data.

[your2mentor]

"Website Traffic Boost: The Game-Changing Method You Need"

See a reality where your site isn't simply a digital placeholder,  but a unique hub that easily attracts your target audience. The possible fate of site traffic is developing quickly - could you say you are ready to quickly make the most of the possibilities that lie ahead?

 Introduction

In today's fast-paced digital landscape, the future of website traffic is constantly evolving. With advancements in technology and shifts in user behavior, businesses must adapt their strategies to stay ahead of the curve. 

But what exactly does the future hold for website traffic, and what steps can you take to ensure success? Let's dive in.

 Understanding Changing Dynamics

As we journey into the future, it's essential to grasp the changing dynamics of website traffic. User behavior is evolving, with more people accessing the internet via mobile devices and relying on voice search technologies.

 Additionally, search engine algorithms are constantly being precise placing greater emphasis on factors like relevance, user experience, and mobile-friendliness.

 Optimizing for Mobile and Voice Search

With mobile devices becoming the primary gateway to the internet, optimizing your website for mobile users is outstanding. This includes responsive design, fast loading times, and streamlined exploration. 

Furthermore, as voice search gains popularity, adapting your content to align with natural language queries can give you a competitive edge.

Pro Tip: With the increasing popularity of voice search, targeting long-tail keywords that mimic natural language queries can improve your website's visibility.

Example: Instead of optimizing for the keyword "best restaurants," consider targeting a long-tail keyword like "What are the best restaurants near me?" to better align with voice search queries.

 Harnessing the Power of AI and Machine Learning

AI and machine learning algorithms play a significant role in shaping website traffic patterns. These technologies analyze user behavior, preferences, and context to deliver personalized experiences and relevant content. By harnessing AI-powered tools, businesses can improve engagement, increase conversions, and drive traffic to their websites.

 Content Strategy for the Future

In the ever-changing digital landscape, content remains king. However, the type of content and how it's delivered are evolving. Video content, interactive experiences, and immersive storytelling are gaining suction, offering new opportunities to capture audience attention. Additionally, diversifying your content distribution channels can expand your reach and attract a broader audience.

 User Experience and Technical SEO

User experience is a critical factor in determining website traffic and engagement. From innate exploration to fast-loading pages, every aspect of your site should compute the user's needs and preferences. 

Technical SEO practices, such as optimizing site speed, fixing broken links, and implementing structured data, can further hike your site's visibility and accessibility.

Pro Tip: To hike mobile user experience and improve website traffic, implement AMP, which creates lightweight versions of web pages for lightning-fast loading on mobile devices.

Example: By implementing AMP, a news website reduced its page load time from 7 seconds to just 1.5 seconds, leading to a significant increase in mobile traffic and user engagement.

 Social Media and Influencer Marketing

Social media platforms continue to be a driving force behind website traffic. By building a strong presence on platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, businesses can reach new audiences and drive traffic to their websites. Collaborating with influencers and advantage of user-generated content can also deepen your brand's visibility and credibility.

 Data Analytics and Optimization

Data-driven decision-making is essential for optimizing website traffic and performance. By advantage of analytics tools, businesses can gain insights into user behavior, traffic sources, and conversion rates. This data enables informed decision-making, allowing businesses to refine their strategies and maximize their impact.

 Adaptability and Agility

In the rapidly evolving digital landscape, adaptability is key to success. Keeping a pulse on industry trends, monitoring algorithm updates, and experimenting with new strategies are essential for staying ahead of the curve. By remaining agile and proactive, businesses can position themselves for long-term success in the competitive world of website traffic.

 Conclusion

The future of website traffic is dynamic and full of opportunities for those willing to adapt and innovate. By understanding the changing dynamics, optimizing for mobile and voice search, harnessing the power of AI, and prioritizing user experience and content quality, businesses can thrive in the digital age. Remember, staying ahead requires constant vigilance, adaptability, and a commitment to delivering value to your audience.

 FAQs about The Future of Website Traffic: What You Need to Do Now

1. How important is mobile optimization for website traffic in the future?

Ans- Mobile optimization is crucial, as more users rely on smartphones and tablets to access the internet.

2. What role does AI play in shaping website traffic patterns?

Ans- AI analyzes user behavior to deliver personalized experiences and relevant content, influencing traffic patterns.

3. How can businesses leverage influencer marketing to drive website traffic?

Ans- Collaborating with influencers and advantage of user-generated content can deepen a brand's visibility and credibility, driving traffic to its websites.

4. Why is adaptability important in navigating the future of website traffic?

Ans- Adaptability allows businesses to stay ahead of evolving trends and algorithms, positioning them for long-term success in the competitive digital landscape.

5. What are some key metrics to track for optimizing website traffic?

Ans- Metrics like traffic sources, user engagement, and conversion rates are essential for optimizing website traffic and performance.

[marketingprofitmedia]

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Are you struggling with low website traffic and lack of visibility for your business or blog?

It's common to be frustrated by your blog or business's lack of visibility in today's competitive online environment. But don't worry—you're not the only one facing this challenge. Numerous content creators and business visionaries are impacted by the same issue. Luckily, you can use the Traffic Wave Generator, a strong arrangement, to get around this issue and fundamentally support website traffic.

The Traffic Wave Generator: What is It? 

The Traffic Wave Generator is an across-the-board arrangement intended to build your internet-based presence and drive designated traffic to your website. This tool assists you with getting more guests, producing leads, and at last incrementing deals and transformations by using proven systems.

Target Explicit audiences 

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Concentrate on Getting Organic Traffic 

The Traffic Wave Generator concentrates on the generation of organic traffic, in contrast to paid advertising strategies, which can be costly and may not produce the desired results. It helps you organically increase website traffic by improving your online visibility, social media presence, and search engine rankings.

Analytics And Reporting

One more critical part of the Traffic Wave Generator is its arrangement of inside and out investigation and announcing instruments. By following options based on information, evaluating your progress, and identifying areas for development, you can make the most of your efforts to generate traffic by utilizing these tools. This degree of knowledge is fundamental for figuring out your audience, consummating your advertising techniques, and ceaselessly working on your website's presentation.

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Maximizing Website Performance: Advanced Web Management Techniques for 2024

In the ever-evolving digital landscape, staying ahead of web management trends is crucial for maintaining a competitive edge. As we step into 2024, the emphasis on website performance has never been more critical. High-performing websites offer seamless user experiences, higher engagement rates, and improved search engine rankings. Below, we delve into advanced web management techniques designed to optimize your website's performance in the coming year.

Embrace Next-Gen Formats and Compression

Leveraging Modern Image and Video Formats: The visual elements of your website play a pivotal role in user engagement but can significantly affect load times if not managed correctly. Embracing next-generation formats like WebP for images and H.265 for videos can drastically reduce file sizes without compromising quality. Implementing compression tools and techniques further enhances speed, ensuring your site remains swift and efficient.

Prioritize Mobile-First Design

Mobile-First Approach: With mobile traffic surpassing desktop, a mobile-first design is no longer optional. This approach involves designing your website for mobile devices first before scaling up to larger screens. It's not just about responsiveness; it's about prioritizing the mobile user experience from the ground up, ensuring quick load times, easy navigation, and accessible content for users on the go.

Utilize Progressive Web Apps (PWAs)

Implementing Progressive Web Apps (PWAs): PWAs offer a native app-like experience within a web browser, allowing users to access your site quickly, even offline. This technology significantly improves site speed and reliability, particularly for users in areas with poor connectivity. Adopting PWAs in 2024 can elevate your user experience, keeping your audience engaged and reducing bounce rates.

Leverage Browser Caching

Optimizing Browser Caching: Browser caching stores elements of your website on users' devices upon their first visit, reducing loading times on subsequent visits. Properly configuring your site’s cache policy can make a substantial difference in speed, especially for websites with heavy content. Utilizing tools to manage cache effectively ensures users have the most updated version of your site without unnecessary delays.

Implement Content Delivery Networks (CDNs)

Enhancing Performance with CDNs: Content Delivery Networks (CDNs) distribute your website's content across multiple, geographically dispersed servers. This means that users access your site from the closest server, significantly reducing loading times. CDNs are particularly beneficial for websites with a global audience, ensuring everyone, regardless of location, enjoys a fast browsing experience.

Optimize for Core Web Vitals

Focusing on Core Web Vitals: Google’s Core Web Vitals are set to become even more integral to SEO strategies in 2024. These metrics measure the speed, responsiveness, and visual stability of your site, directly impacting your search rankings. Regularly auditing and optimizing your site for these vitals can enhance user experience and boost your SEO performance.

Secure and Speed Up with HTTPS

Securing with HTTPS: Transitioning to HTTPS not only secures your site through encryption but can also improve site speed. Browsers like Chrome prioritize HTTPS websites, offering a faster, more secure browsing experience. If you haven't made the switch to HTTPS, 2024 is the time to do it, enhancing both security and performance.

Streamline with AMP

Accelerating with AMP: Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP) strip down your HTML to prioritize speed on mobile devices. While AMP has its critics, there’s no denying the potential speed boost it offers, making it a consideration for sites prioritizing mobile traffic. However, weigh the benefits against potential limitations in design and functionality.

Regular Performance Audits

Conducting Regular Performance Audits: Continuous monitoring and auditing of your website's performance are vital. Tools like Google's PageSpeed Insights and Lighthouse provide actionable insights into your site's speed and user experience, highlighting areas for improvement. Regular audits allow you to adjust and optimize in real-time, keeping your site at peak performance.

Adopt AI for Personalization and Efficiency

Integrating AI for Enhanced Experiences: Artificial Intelligence (AI) can significantly boost your website's efficiency and personalization. AI-driven chatbots can improve user engagement, while machine learning algorithms can personalize content, making your site more relevant and engaging to individual users. As AI technology advances, its integration into web management becomes a powerful tool for enhancing user experience and site performance.

Moving Forward

Maximizing website performance requires a forward-thinking approach and the willingness to adopt new technologies and strategies. By embracing these advanced web management techniques, you're not just optimizing for speed; you're enhancing the overall user experience, engagement, and your website's effectiveness as a business tool. As we move into 2024, let these strategies guide you toward a faster, more efficient, and future-proof website.

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Google Search Console: complete tutorial

Have you ever wondered what will happen if the pages of your website are not visible in the search engines. Definitely this can be the scariest thought you can ever have. But due to lack of technical knowledge, this is happening in the real world with the newbies in the SEO industry. Well for beginners, this is the opportunity and the solutions to this problem to get your pages searched and appear in Google search results. It is important that these pages are indexed in Google and to get the web pages indexed, Google search console or search console is the one-stop solution. Before we dive deep into this topic we are going to cover all the basics of search console like what are search console and its importance the working of search console.

What Is Google Search Console?

Let’s start by knowing it. Google search console is formerly known as Google webmaster tool. It is a web service provided by Google developers which is mainly responsible for optimizing a website for its visibility, indexing website, detecting crawl errors etc.

After understanding what is Google search console, now we need to focus on why search console is an important part of search engine optimization.

A website’s technicalities are directly or indirectly related to search console. Consider you have created a website for your business but from past few week, is not visible in search result pages. Here, search console comes into action. There is a possibility that search engine crawlers are not able to crawl your website thus it is not visible in the search result pages. To make crawlers crawl your website, you will need to optimize your website using search console. Some other technical aspects of search console includes fixing indexing problems, sending the updated content or pages for indexing, generating search traffic reports, generating alerts, if there are any issues related to indexing or any other issue, gets the list of sites linking to your website, keep the track of mobile usability, AMP pages and more.

Now, is the right time to understand how search console work. But before we begin this topic have a look at the question for you. What will you do at first, if your web page fails to appear in search result pages? Well, let me know your thoughts below and stay tuned with this blog. Even though you don’t have the answer right now, by the end you will surely be able to answer this question. Read more

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Power Up Your Ride: The Ultimate Guide to GEL Motorbike Batteries

Have you ever experienced the sudden breakdown of your motorbike? Studies show that over 40% of motorcycle breakdowns are directly linked to battery issues. A dead battery can turn a thrilling ride into a frustrating roadside ordeal.

However, understanding the importance of this essential component can make a significant difference in the performance and longevity of your bike. When it comes to choosing the right battery, GEL batteries are gaining traction among riders for their unique features and long-lasting performance. This comprehensive guide will delve into the world of GEL motorcycle batteries in Perth, explaining their technology, benefits, and how to choose the perfect one for your ride.

Understanding The GEL Motorcycle Batteries

GEL batteries are a type of sealed lead-acid battery that uses a gel electrolyte. They are maintenance-free and are known for their ability to perform well in deep cycling applications. GEL motorcycle batteries are also more resistant to vibrations, making them a great choice for off-road or rugged terrain riding. However, they can be more expensive than traditional lead-acid batteries.

GEL batteries might sound complex, but the core concept is actually quite straightforward. Let's break it down:

Regular Battery Basics: Traditional motorcycle batteries use lead plates submerged in a liquid acid solution. This chemical reaction generates the electrical power to start your engine.

The GEL Twist: GEL batteries take this concept a step further. They also use lead plates and sulfuric acid but with a crucial difference.

Gelling the Acid: Special additives, like silica, are introduced into the acid solution. This mixture thickens, transforming the once-liquid acid into a gel-like substance.

This seemingly simple change unlocks several benefits for motorbike riders.

Why GEL Batteries are Ideal for Motorbikes

GEL batteries have become a popular choice of motorbikes thanks to their unique features that address common pain points for riders. Here's what sets them apart:

Say Goodbye to Maintenance: Traditional batteries require regular topping up with water to maintain electrolyte levels. GEL batteries eliminate this chore completely. The gelled electrolyte prevents water evaporation, freeing you from the hassle of constant maintenance.

Leak-Proof Peace of Mind: Spilled battery acid can damage your motorbike and pose safety risks. The sealed design and gelled state of the electrolyte in GEL batteries eliminate the possibility of leaks, even in case of bumps or tilts.

Conquer Any Terrain: The superior vibration resistance safeguards the internal components from damage, ensuring reliable performance on challenging paths. Off-road adventures and bumpy rides are no match for GEL batteries.

Ready to Ride, Anytime: There are many cases where motorcycles often sit unused for extended periods. Traditional batteries tend to lose charge faster during storage. GEL batteries boast a slower self-discharge rate, holding their charge for longer durations, so your bike is ready to rumble whenever you are.

Frequent Starts, No Problem: If your riding style involves numerous short trips and frequent engine starts, GEL batteries are up to the task. They can withstand deeper discharges compared to traditional batteries, making them ideal for urban commutes and stop-and-go traffic.

Built to Last: The gelled electrolyte and sealed design contribute to a longer lifespan for GEL batteries. You can expect them to last potentially longer than traditional batteries, reducing the frequency of replacements.

Selecting The Right GEL Battery For Your Motorcycle

Understanding the Battery Specifications:

CCA (Cold Cranking Amps): This indicates the battery's ability to deliver starting power in cold weather. Choose a CCA rating that meets your motorbike's engine requirements, especially for colder climates.

Ah (Ampere-hours): This represents the battery's capacity to store energy. A higher Ah rating generally translates to longer runtime for your motorbike's electrical system.

Reputable Brand:

Performance: High-quality brands often offer better performance, including longer life and improved durability as they keep their quality high.

Warranty: Choose a battery with a good warranty. This provides peace of mind and protection against defects.

Reliability: Opt for a reputable brand known for reliable products. This ensures your battery will perform well and last long.

Size and Power Requirement:

Battery Size: Ensure the battery fits your motorcycle's battery compartment. Refer to your motorcycle's manual for the correct battery size.

Power Output: Consider the power demands of your motorcycle's accessories. Choose a battery with enough capacity to handle these demands.

Simple GEL Battery Maintenance

While GEL batteries boast minimal maintenance needs, a few simple steps can further extend their lifespan:

Clean Connections: Periodically check the battery terminals for corrosion. Use a baking soda and water solution to clean any build-up and maintain a good connection.

Storage Smarts: If storing your motorcycle for extended periods, consider using a battery maintainer. This device provides a trickle charge to prevent the battery from completely discharging and keeps it in top shape.

Wrap Up

GEL batteries offer a compelling package for motorcycle riders. Their maintenance-free design, leak-proof construction, vibration resistance, and extended lifespan make them a reliable and convenient choice. Whether you brave off-road trails, conquer city streets, or enjoy seasonal riding, GEL batteries can deliver the power you need to get the most out of your motorbike adventures. Consider upgrading to a GEL battery for a smoother, more dependable ride with Batteries WA. We not only offer motorcycle batteries, but we also offer car batteries, golf carts, light trucks, and deep cycle batteries in Perth. Check our product range and get in touch with us for more. Originally Published At:- https://www.batterieswa.com.au/news/power-up-your-ride-the-ultimate-guide-to-gel-motorbike-batteries/

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BOOSTING YOUR SHOPIFY STORE'S PERFORMANCE WITH APPCO SOFTWARE

Millions of people today sell their merchandise and products using Shopify. Shopify is a well-renowned platform to sell online and grow revenue. Shopify platform has eCommerce solutions for businesses of every size and structure. Shopify enables enterprises to build a digital store, market to find customers, and accept payments from multiple payment gateways all in one place. 

With Shopify, business owners can create and customize an online store and market in multiple places, including online and across mobile devices. Through powerful integrations, orders and customer information can be synced across various channels, from social media platforms to online marketplaces.

Shopify is an entirely secure and cloud-based platform, which means you can safely access it from any compatible device with an internet connection. This gives you the flexibility and ease to run your business from anywhere.

WHY DO YOU REQUIRE SHOPIFY SPEED OPTIMIZATION?

Shopify store speed optimization is required for every Shopify store because websites with slow loading can't get good Google search engine rankings. Slow-loading online store websites can lead to a high bounce rate, low user engagement, less traffic, and low popularity of your brand. 

Let's consider some facts to verify that Shopify store speed optimization is necessary. If a website's loading speed goes from 1 second to 3 seconds, its bounce rate probably increases by 32%. Also, if a website's loading speed goes from 3 to 5 seconds, its bounce rate will probably increase by 90%. Therefore, it is evident that your website should load super quickly to avoid a high bounce rate and low user engagement and avoid losing out on sales opportunities.

THE FOLLOWING TIPS CAN IMPROVE SHOPIFY STORE SPEED IF YOU ARE RUNNING A SHOPIFY ECOMMERCE STORE.

1) ECOMMERCE MOBILE AND DESKTOP PERFORMANCE WITH PAGESPEED INSIGHTS

This Google tool generates page speed scores and suggestions to improve your website to load it faster. Some of the suggestions for Shopify store speed optimization are optimizing images, minifying CSS code, minifying JavaScript, leveraging browser caching to reduce server response time, avoiding landing page redirects, and Gzip compression. Google recommends running your site through the Test My Site Tool, which allows you to analyze mobile friendliness and page speed.

2) MAKE YOUR PAGE LOAD FAST WITH AMP

AMP is an open standard framework for any website owner to create fast-loading web pages on mobile devices. More than 50% of shoppers buy from mobile devices like Android, so ensuring your website is mobile-ready and loads quickly is very essential. Hence, with AMP (Mobile Accelerated Pages) technology, users can load your website quickly on mobile devices.

3) COMPRESSING AVAILABLE IMAGES

Image compression is a required procedure for faster loading of web pages. While optimizing images, ensure your pictures are in acceptable size and do not add too many non-optimized photos on a single page. You must remember the image's quality while performing image compression on your online store. The page load time automatically improves once you replace all the non-optimized images with the optimized versions. For existing images on a Shopify store, you can also use either Crush. Pics or Image Optimizer to compress all image files without any quality loss.

4) DOWNLOAD A FAST AND RESPONSIVE SHOPIFY THEME FOR YOUR STORE -

Site store speed mainly depends on the site theme, so before you install a theme, you should always have a fast and responsive theme. Check for an up-to-date copy of your theme and the live preview of the chosen theme. Run the theme preview page through Google PageSpeed Insight and see the suggestions to make that page faster. Team Appco Software also provides Shopify theme customization services to enhance your online store's usability and customer experiences. Your store can be successfully optimized to load quickly on all devices with our team of knowledgeable Shopify developers. Shopify theme customization by Appco Software can lead to a better user experience, more website conversions, and increased customer retention.

5) REDUCE THE HTTP REQUESTS -

GiftOfSpeed provides an HTTP Requests Checker tool to determine how many total HTTPS requests your page makes. You can reduce HTTP requests by combining and inlining CSS scripts, inlining small Javascript code, minimizing the use of design & functional images in store, and limiting the number of buttons for social sharing buttons.

6) REDUCE THE NUMBER OF SHOPIFY APPS -

It is evident that if you have many apps in the Shopify store, it will take more time to load and thus will lead to slow-performing websites. The main problem is that if you are not using the installed app, the JavaScript/CSS files run in the background, making your website performance slower. You must check and remove all Shopify apps you are not using. There might be some Shopify apps you tried and forgot to delete.

7) MINIMIZE REDIRECTS AND STORE BROKEN LINKS -

The store performance issue may occur due to too many redirects and broken links. Unnecessary redirects on a store can create performance and speed issues, which could affect the store's overall load time. In the Shopify platform, you can apply 301 redirects by the built-in redirects function called "URL redirect." 

Also, broken links on your store can be harmful, increasing your unnecessary HTTP requests and creating a bad user experience. You can use free tools like Broken Link Checker and Xenu to find and fix broken links across your website. Appco Software is a Shopify SEO expert who can assist you in resolving any issue related to Shopify SEO. Appco Software - Shopify SEO experts can help you fix all technical SEO issues, speeding up your store website.

8) ORGANIZE ALL YOUR STORE TRACKING CODES WITH GOOGLE TAG MANAGER -

Typically, you add separate tracking codes for various purposes like Google Analytics, AdWords conversions, goals, remarketing tags, etc., on your end, or you send it to the developer. This process will take time and eventually slow down the overall store performance. With the help of Google Tag Manager, your tags are stored in one place. Contact Appco Software for Shopify conversion rate optimization services and increase your store's conversion.

9) USE HERO LAYOUT IN SHOPIFY INSTEAD OF USING SLIDERS -

Sliders have been popular for a while, and people typically add 4-5 high-quality images to the slider, which increases the overall load time of the store. Sliders/ Carousels are bad for SEO, Not for mobile, and Sliders/Carousels Annoy Users and Reduce Visibility. Instead of a slider in Shopify, use a single, high-quality Hero Layout image with a clear call to action to increase your store conversion.

Conclusion

In conclusion, optimizing your Shopify store's performance is crucial for a seamless online shopping experience and business success. With millions using Shopify, implementing speed optimization strategies becomes paramount. From leveraging tools like PageSpeed Insights and AMP to compressing images and reducing HTTP requests, these steps enhance loading speed and overall user satisfaction.

Choosing a fast and responsive Shopify theme, minimizing app usage, and organizing tracking codes with Google Tag Manager further contribute to a streamlined website. Addressing issues like redirects and broken links is essential for avoiding performance hiccups.

Appco Software stands ready to elevate your Shopify store's performance. Our experienced team offers theme customization, app management, and SEO expertise, ensuring your online presence is not only efficient but also tailored for growth. Embrace Hero Layouts instead of sliders to enhance both mobile and desktop experiences, ultimately boosting your store's conversion rates.

By implementing these strategies and partnering with Appco Software, your Shopify store can provide a seamless, fast, and enjoyable shopping experience, fostering customer loyalty and maximizing revenue opportunities. Elevate your online business with optimized speed, functionality, and a user-centric approach.

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#Essential #SEO #Strategies for #E-Commerce Websites: In the highly #competitive landscape of e-commerce, having a strong online presence is crucial for success. Search Engine Optimization (SEO) plays a vital role in ensuring that your e-commerce website ranks well in search engine results pages (SERPs) and attracts organic traffic. By implementing effective SEO strategies, you can improve visibility, drive targeted traffic, and ultimately increase sales and revenue. In this comprehensive guide, we'll explore the essential SEO techniques specifically tailored for e-commerce #websites. Keyword Research and Optimization: Conduct thorough keyword research to identify relevant search terms and phrases related to your products. Use tools like #Google Keyword Planner, #SEMrush, or Ahrefs to discover high-volume keywords with moderate to low competition. Optimize product titles, descriptions, and meta tags with targeted keywords to improve search engine visibility. Utilize long-tail keywords to target specific customer queries and capture #niche #audiences. High-Quality #content Creation: Create informative and engaging content that adds value to your target audience. Develop product descriptions that are unique, and detailed, and incorporate relevant keywords naturally. Incorporate user-generated content such as reviews, testimonials, and product ratings to enhance credibility and trustworthiness. Implement a blog section to publish informative articles, guides, and tutorials related to your products or industry. Mobile Optimization: Optimize your e-commerce website for mobile devices to provide a seamless user experience across all platforms. Ensure that your website is responsive and loads quickly on mobile devices. Use Google's Mobile-Friendly Test tool to identify and fix any mobile usability issues. Implement Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP) to improve page load times and enhance mobile user experience. Technical SEO: Optimize site structure and navigation to improve crawlability and indexing. Implement schema markup to provide search engines with structured data about your products, such as price, availability, & reviews. Optimize URL structure.