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cowboyhorsegirl · 7 months
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wait a minute... steve holding thor's hammer and tony wielding the infinity gauntlet.... something something men bearing the burden of gods....
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cowboyhorsegirl · 9 months
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Not My First Rodeo (An 1872 SteveTony Fic Reclist🤠💫)
This reclist is a fill for the @stevetonygames bingo square "Consequence" and the Resolutions Challenge for Team Future :)
a slow ticking wilderness by @starvels (2.4k, M)
Three weeks ago, Tony burned his hands in his forge. Since then, he's been unable to use them, useless and listless. Relying on the kindness of strangers ain't exactly his expertise. Luckily, Sheriff Steve Rogers has good hands and a heart hale enough to keep offering bits of help and hope to Tony, no matter that he ain't all that good at accepting them.
RATING: Five out of five heart-happy cowboys, 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
What if I told you this was literally the first (The First!!!) 1872 fic I ever read, which may have been a mistake on my part because it simply set the bar too high, devastatingly high, stratospherically high! This fic feels like wrapping yourself up in a warm blanket fresh out of the dryer while you sit by a beautiful, roaring fire and drink a delicious cup of spiced hot cocoa. Please fulfill all your wildest h/c dreams and desires in the embrace of this lovely window into established relationship 1872 stevetony.
To Break the Bridle by @deervsheadlights (25k, M)
If anyone had told Tony a year ago that he would be herding cattle up on some god-forsaken mountain, in deep winter and out of his own free will, he would've laughed in their face. Were they to show him the blond and blue-eyed reason for his sudden lapse of judgement, however, he might've just understood.
RATING: Two cowboys who are frequently secretly very fond of each other + a new appreciation for the pavlovian potential of duck fat, 🤠🤠🦆
Everyone gather round and say thank you deervsheadlights!! Thank you deer for writing the 1872 Brokeback Mountain AU that we have all been begging for since the moment 1872 comics hit the shelves! This fic was another early 1872 find for me and I simply cannot recommend it enough: the slow burn, the hurt comfort, the romance-this fic does it all masterfully.
but come ye back by @s-hylor (1.2k, T)
When the night is cold and the sky is open, Tony goes to talk to the past Sheriff of Timely.
RATING: one broken cowpoke's heart, but the hurt is tempered by the knowledge that the love perseveres on, 💔
If you have yet to heal from the hurt of 1872 Issue 2, then this is the fic for you. This fic is the best deconstruction of emotion following the Sheriff's death that I have read yet, savage in both it's sadness and it catharsis, and I cannot recommend this highly enough.
A Handsome Stranger Called Death by @isozyme & @sheshopelesse (3.5k, M)
Steve Rogers was an optimist, and he had no sense for the limits of one man with a six-shooter and a strong will, but he was canny enough to know that he wasn’t getting any good done as pig food.
RATING: 10/10 shakes of a rattler's tail 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Close your eyes and imagine a story that combines Western gothic and desert mysticism and monsterfucking and domestic bliss and now open your eyes bc that fic exists and you're looking at it! The prose is gorgeous, the mythology is arresting, and the characterization is stunning. Plus! This fic comes complete with its own podfic, ready for your joint reading & listening pleasures.
Somebody's Darling by @laireshi (12.9k, T)
Steve wasn't always a sheriff, and Tony didn't always spend his days halfway down a bottle. They met long before Timely.
RATING: the best 1872 rom-com of all time, if rom-com was short for Romantic-Commentary on the Inherent Despondency of War
This fic!!!!!! Is wonderful and delivers a years-long sweeping arc of a wartime romance before dropping you off at the front door of 1872 canon. It's such a heartfelt exploration of love blooming amidst the chaos and tragedy of war, of the way two people keep getting drawn back to each other again and again, of second chances and third chances and fourth, all culminating in a freedom both precarious and precious to be found in the West.
The Strangers You Call Friends by Mireille (1.4k, T)
Stark frustrates Sheriff Rogers, but that doesn't mean he wants to see the man drink himself to death. Timely needs a blacksmith, after all.
RATING: two out of two prettiest blue eyes this side of the Mississippi, at least according to the cowboy locked in the Sheriff's cell for tonight 👀
An incredible pre-canon character study from the POV of Timely's favorite Sheriff. I feel as though this fic is so true to canon characterization and setting that it could honestly constitute the first page of an 1872 novelization. You really sink into Steve's mindset and his perspective on not just Tony's perennial drunkenness, but on his duties to the town as a whole.
Say My Name by citsiurtlanu (2.6k, G)
Steve reminds Tony that there's more to him than the war his weapons were used in.
RATING: a whole cowtown who has been irrevocably changed for the better by the love of two men, 🤠💞🫡🤠💞🫡🤠💞🫡🤠💞🫡
A beautiful canon-compliant fic that pulls at the thread of romance hidden in the rough, vibrant fabric of 1872. There's so much tenderness in this story, it aches in the best way :')
Paradise Blue in 1872 by @cowboyhorsegirl (oh hey that's me!) (500w, T)
Steve imagines this is what it feels like to commit blasphemy, looking at Tony Stark.
RATING: Sheriff Rogers' extremely Catholic-coded erection 🤨🤨
It's about!! the wretched devotion of love, the purgatory of the West, the discovery of a new God in the listless eyes of the saloon's resident patron! A bite-sized character & relationship study that slots itself very neatly within the first 5 pages of 1872 Issue 1 that I hope you read & enjoy :)
whistling dixie by @starvels (1.4k, M)
“Well,” Steve says, voice rough. He takes in another of those sharp breaths and when he exhales, Tony feels it like the forge, billowing heat out into his chest. “Mayhap you best keep that dry, Stark.” He sounds like molten metal, like the best slather of butter over a butt of bread, sounds fair peckish for something more than trail gruel and he’s looking at Tony like Tony’s the place he’s gonna get it. Yes, Tony thinks. It is. Take it. Take me.
RATING: one cowboy (me) who is so, so hungry for stew now 🤠🍲
A masterclass in the 'Food as a Metaphor for Love' ao3 tag, I recommend to all who are hungry for a bit of domestic Western romance or a hearty desert stew. At least one of these appetites will be satisfied by the end of the story, I guarantee!
Blacksmith's Hands by @everybodyilovedies (3.3k, E)
Based in Marvel's 1872 Western Universe, where Tony is a blacksmith and Steve is the town Sheriff. Blacksmith Tony hears Sheriff Steve's birth date is coming up, and decides to give him the present he deserves.
RATING: the number one best birthday present Sheriff Rogers has ever received 🤠🎁
The sweetest, tenderest and yet slightly rough around the edges 1872 PWP you will ever see. I adore Steve and Tony's banter in this fic, the dialogue at the beginning feels like it could have been ripped right out of the comic book panels. And!! There is simply nothing more delightful than the simple intimacy of going from "Stark" and "Sheriff" to "Tony" and "Steve" <3
Unseen, Unheard by @oluka (1k, M)
Tony and Steve have a furtive encounter. Tony wishes they could have more.
RATING: a Sheriff rougher to ride and wilder to tame than a stallion🐎
I could scream forever!!! about the parallels in this story between Tony's alcoholism and his addiction to Steve! The tug-of-war push and pull of their facsimile of a relationship, the hurt that Steve's internal shame over wanting a man inflicts on both him and Tony, the habitual way that Tony debases himself to play up the drunken act and protect him and Steve from any prying eyes. This fic does a truly masterful job of imagining what intimate encounters between Steve and Tony may have looked like within the real confines of the American West.
Going Blacksmithing by @bladeofthenebula27 (1.5k, T)
Blacksmithing only brings in so much money in a small town like Timely, so Tony has to make a little extra money through less respectable means. The Sheriff doesn't approve.
RATING: the prettiest cowpoke you ever did see 🥰🤠
Genderfuck!Tony with a side of possessive Steve all in the year of 1872, what more could one possibly want? There's absolutely nothing more that I love across the multiverse than SteveTony getting to explore their femininity, and this fic brings that dynamic to 1872 absolutely perfectly! :D
BONUS!!!
1872 Meta/Propaganda by @ghosthan
RATING: one out of one new, lifelong 1872 fan (me! 🤠)
An INCREDIBLE primer on the 1872-niverse, including panel screenshots as well as comparisons to 616 characterizations and backstories! I can personally say that this 1872 propaganda is extremely effective (after all, it convinced me to read!!), and gives you juuuust enough information on 1872 to acquaint you with the setting, the characters, and the dynamics at play without simply spoiling the series. In my opinion, this is a highly underrated resource for anyone interested in trying 1872 out, but unsure what to expect.
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cowboyhorsegirl · 5 months
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why isn't there a crying during sex tag on ao3?? um????
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cowboyhorsegirl · 8 months
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just remembered my queer desi muslim king (b)Al-Lister ibn Boldheart <3
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cowboyhorsegirl · 28 days
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wAIT
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cowboyhorsegirl · 1 year
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valerio schiti's tony stark is an anime girl to me
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cowboyhorsegirl · 6 months
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wait why did the very first line of the very first video in that destiel comp have to come for my throat
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cowboyhorsegirl · 8 months
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when ppl make fun of mcu fans who queerbaited themselves they’re talking abt me. I walked into the theater on endgame premier day FULLY expecting stevetony to be canonized on screen in front of god and everybody
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cowboyhorsegirl · 8 months
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more of u need to see the light of Steve Rogers x Claire Temple x Matt Murdock x Frank Castle polycule
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cowboyhorsegirl · 7 months
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this 🅱️arbie is going 🅱️ack on antidepressants💃🎉🥳
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cowboyhorsegirl · 10 months
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Do we think Steve Rogers is in Tolkien fandom
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cowboyhorsegirl · 1 month
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this sufi and anjali news.... desi queers, it is so over for us
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cowboyhorsegirl · 1 year
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wait what if iron man really WAS a robot?? like Tony created a suit to get out of Vietnam but then he realized the chest plate wasn’t enough to keep the shrapnel from killing him over the long-term so he retrofits the suit into a robot and programs an AI that’s as close to a living legacy as he will ever get and then Iron Man the robot is who helps found the Avengers???
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cowboyhorsegirl · 6 months
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i hope one day they make stevetony canon like they made destiel canon
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cowboyhorsegirl · 7 months
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every time i personally see someone refer to a kink as a tiktok trend an angel loses their wings and also chokes on his halo
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cowboyhorsegirl · 6 months
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no offense but the mcu would need a literal act of god to be able to plausibly pull off "Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff are back now but don't worry this doesn't negate what happened in Endgame because of The Multiverse"
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