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so where's the leverage team when i need it???
#leverage#personal idk#but we just spent a ton of money on a moving company and then read the reviews which are all saying it's a scam#and people's stuff has come damaged and super late and not at all and my whole life is in that truck right now#also do not use us interstate and rail movers#i am really not dealing well rn#my entire life is in that truck
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With M&Ms putting out more ads due to Halloween coming up, I would like to casually make sure everyone is aware...
The Peanut M&M is voiced by the same guy who voices Ford Pines and Cave Johnson.
...Do with that information what you will
#gravity falls#book of bill#billford#grunkle ford#ford pines#stanford pines#cave johnson#Peanut m&m x bill cipher#they are both yellow shapes with limbs#the book of bill#i realized this when Spotify gave me an ad for them snd after hearing this man voicing the peanut m&m my entire life it#it hit me like a truck when it clicked that its just fords voice but silly#i immediately googled it to check if my hypothesis was correct snd had to share
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They are taking over
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#mr osomatsu#osomatsu san#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu#choromatsu matsuno#ichimatsu#ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu#todomatsu matsuno#i did these yesterday but i only posted now cause this road trip is making me reqtahc my entire life to push through#i wanted to screw around with artstyles cause art block hit like a truck and you know how to fix that?#ART STYLE FRANKENSTIEN!!!!!!#yeah that is how my style evolves and its okay yall do a little mad sciences#these little shits hold a space in my heart#dni blmatsu#GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE OUT OUT GET OUT#also i wanted to find out how to draw them in my own way so like they aren’t totally exact#like i know they are sextuplets but they got different swaggers#favorite one i made is Karamatsu like YASSS QUEEN SLAAAYYYYY#Jyushi is a work in progress cause idk how i should do his hair cause its kinda just a mix of Todomatsu and Osomatsu#he needs his swagger
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wore this look to the summer market in my biblebelt town and only got one (1) "HAHA, BLUE HAIR FAGGOT" thrown at me and honestly that hurt. i put so much effort in my outfit today only for you to focus on my hair??
#i also got a lot of compliments!! and a lot of people snickering behind my back but hey at least i'm making them smile lol#and a guy who looked like a generic 50something truck driver who told me i was a high priest in a past life#he didnt like my parasol tho it blocked my aura :( this sounds like im ridiculing him but im really not he was lovely#if someone opens with 'you were a high priest' i know i can be entirely open and weird and genuine without worrying theyll think im insane#my face
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do not let caseys sunshiness distract you from the fact that she is just as much emotionally constipated as ludger.
#academy's undercover professor spoilers#academy's undercover professor#casey selmore#the fact that casey has never told anyone including betty and terinna about delica/memory storming events is so wild to me#like girlie why r u suffering from all that by urself#ppl hating on casey for having negative EQ but that only reflects how much emotional support she usually gets from others#case in point: marias selmore#wouldnt surprise me if casey has never trusted to emotionally open up to anyone ever again when its her own family treating her like that#in her entire life casey is close to only 4 ppl but they are either:#1) her sister who historically sucks#2) bestie no. 1 who is almost always swarmed with work#3) bestie no. 2 who once again gave her trust and abandonment issues#4) bestie no. 3 who is not even a human but an automaton also learning how to deal with her own emotions#not to mention to maintain her reputation as a renowned detective she must have been neglecting her own emotional needs#casey selmore my beloved just because you dont look at it doesnt mean it is not there#casey tryna brush off her emotions after the memory storming and seek to solve the problem logically like a thinker she is but#she didnt realise that she was just delaying the inevitable and so the basara arc hit her like a truck + left her bedridden for a month 💀#caseys apologies to ludger only really solved the problem on logical terms#but there is never any emotional closure between them bc they are both painfully emotionally constipated so back to suffering we go 💀💀💀#lesson learnt from ludgercasey angst galore: stop trying to solve emotional problems with logics
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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Eyyy, it's the day of Penkkarit!
Can't remember the last time I happened to be at the town center while the trucks full of students were doing their rounds. So fun! Great costumes, didn't stop to pick up any of the thrown candy myself, but it was fun watching.
#shut up paper#I spotted several furries some star wars characters a Nufkin and the entire main cast of MLP:FiM#among many other costumes#back in the day when I did the truck round I dressed up as a fantasy half elf#(was supposed to be a fantasy elf but couldn't find the ears in time. it was the time before internet shopping became really a thing here)#good times good times#it was one of the only two times in my life that I've worn make up#the other time was the day before when my friend did a practice round on my face
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#so on my way home..#i walked by a school and besides the fact that i felt so depressed bc just looking at these kids and adults i have NO hope for the future#i saw two boys on a bench as i walked by... and i just thought they were talking. and too late i realized that no one of the boys were#bullying the other boy. the bully walked away and the other boy just sat there looking so lifeless and dejected#a teacher came and sat down w that boy and i just kept walking. even if i wanted to say smth it's like what would i even do abt that situati#that made me so sad both bc that boy.. he looked so dejected and used to it. that anxiety going to school knowing you're bullied is awful#and like i imagined talking to him and saying heyyy if you're lucky you'll grow up to be 25yrs old#live like a parasite off your mom and be on wellfare and never have had a job :)#you'll have no education or highschool diploma :) you will still struggle to finish hs even at an easier level :)#you will also not have had friends in 10yrs and you'll be terrified of ppl and getting close to anyone and even going outside!!#you'll have no interests and hobbies and skills! you'll simply be a waste of space loser being a burden on everyone around u!#whoop whoop stay alive buddy it will only get worse ❤️#god i just wanna cry. how did i let my life turn out this way??? i used to be full of dreams and life and passion and HOPE#i used to believe in things and in people. i had so many dreams and i wanted to try and do so many things#now all i can think is 'i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die'. im miserable wherever i go lmao#there's this bridge over the highway i have to cross when i walk to school and every time i look down at the trafic and when a truck drives#by i feel my entire body vibrate. i just wanna jump and get mauled by it.#or i dont *want* to but i feel so deeply and desperately that it's the only way for me#only way to make it stop hurting. and i am weak. i dont know how to just 'stop' or take control of my life. thats why i wanna die#bc i know that i wont be able to. that my life will never amount to anything#for fuck's sake my dream now is just to have my own 1bedroom apartment and have a shitty job - like in a grocery store or whatever!!!!!#not even that can i make happen! bc im so worthless i cant do anything. im also stupid so i wouldnt be able to do my job right#i dont know... i dont know... these feelings and thoughts are too much i just wanna relax#but i cant bc my ribs hurt and idk if it's heartburn or an ulcer 💀 why am i even alive???? what am i doing all this for? 😭#my thoughts ran away but i meant like seeing that reminded me of how much of a failure i became#bc of my circumstances and all the shitty ppl around me thru out my life
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I LOVE going everywhere by bike. Don't need to wait for a bus. Don't need to cram myself into a bus with (urgh) people. Or even worse, what feels like every single student in town. I still get home in about the same amount of time. I'm so so flexible including with places. Like yeah sure, let's go there! I don't care if the next bus station is far away. Doesn't matter to me.
Stayed out late with friends recently. Two of em had to get their family to come pick them up because that's too far to walk and it was too late for buses. A different friend lives like 30 minutes away but always walks and their way goes through a small park where literally no one is at with few lanterns so it's pitch black and I could literally just walk them home and then take the bike which is faster and has its own light and feels and probably is safer than walking those dark ass streets at night alone.
Like. I can just do all that. And yeah, sometimes when I'm not doing too well I feel like collapsing afterwards and yeah, maybe my fingers feel like falling off a lot at this time of year but that's like. SO worth it. I have no idea how people can live and NOT go everywhere by bike. Like if it's more than 20-30 minutes maybe but even with hills.... I fucking love my bike.
#a biscuit's rambles#also i just love going out with friends til late??#with the lockdown and shit that is such an entirely new experience and its great#also i like feeling useful i think. i like walking a friend home knowing ill definitely get home safe#idk#i also like my bike. a lot#been taking it literally every single day for years now and i have no regrets#EXCEPT FOR THOSE FUCKING PEDESTRIANS THAT HEAR MY BELL AND DO NOT FUCKING MOVE#AND THE OTHER BIKES THAT JUST DONT RING THEIR BELLS OR NOT EVEN HAVE ANY#LIKE THEN YOU GOTTA AT LEAST YELL AT PEOPLE TO MOVE OVER YOU NUMBNUT#A BIKE IS QUIET THEY DO NOT HEAR YOU THEY WILL NOT MOVE OVER MAGICALLY#AND IM STUCK BEHIND YOU#ALSO ITS JUST ASSHOLE BEHAVIOUR LIKE SOMEITMES WARNING SOMEONE SO THEY KEEP TO THE BLOODY SIDE IS GOOD!!!#and dont even get me STARTED ON SOME OF THE CARS#MUCH LESS THE STUPID ASS FUCKING INFRASTRUCTURE OF MY TOWN#ITS LIKE THEY WANT BIKES TO BE RUN OVER#fun fact i have been run over before#just fuckin collided with a car#nobody would listen to me try to pick apart the details of how it felt#which was probably my way of trying to cope with that experience lol#though nothing serious happened. bUT STILL#also oh god that one stupid fucking street with those stupid ass cars NOBODY NEEDS A CAR THERE JUST BAND HTEM ALREADY#AND THE. THE FUCKIGN ROADWORKS#I CAN NOT REACH MY SCHOOL WITHOUT ALMOST BEING EITHER HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HUGE SHOVEL OR RUN OVER BY A TRUCK#AND IF THATS NOT THE CASE THEN THERES SO MANY FCKING PEOPLE THAT EVEN IF I YELL AT THEM LIKE MAD I CANT GET PAST WITHOUT RUNNING SOMEONE#THROUGH MYSELF#im very passionate about all things bike. but thinking abt it is a huge part of my life so im allowed to be
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{{ Whelp, I nearly died on my way to work. That’s a first. }}
#OOC.#{{ I’m okay just shaken from the experience. }}#{{ Eighteen wheeler nearly slammed my car into a overpass divider. }}#{{ I had the right of way but that didn’t matter to the truck driver. He speeds up and the road I’m on runs out. }}#{{ Had to slam on my breaks to save myself from being totaled. }}#{{ Scariest experience in my entire life. }}
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wake up babe new crane wives song just dropped
#This song (the well) is going to be on loop for the next month of my life#It is going to take over my entire life#It is so Barbara (genshin) coded to me it's crazy#I have the beginnings of a fic in my Google docs#That is how powerful this song hit me#I also cried if that's anything#Song hit me like a fucking truck#the crane wives
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because…………… joan being the one pining after abe in s1 but that being flipped around in s2 and that leading to parallel gandhi pining after abe in s1 and that being flipped around to abe missing gandhi…………
#ooohhhh i have never wanted content for a ship i like more in my entire life#just rewatching s3 i keep on noticing all the little things that tie back to them#like abe getting hit by the prepcourse truck and the fact that hes so coddly and possessive of everyone he makes friends with#because losing gandhi just messed him up THAT bad that everytime he thinks hes gonna lose another person close to him#he just completely loses it and immediately grabs and kicks onto whatever action he takes that’ll keep them from leaving him#JSIST LIKE HOW GANDHI WAS TORN AWAY FROM HIM BUT HES STILL SO KIND#HE NEVER ACTED SALTY AROUND JOAN WHEN SHE HAD TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HIM FOR HEALTH REASONS#WHEN HE ACTUALLY REALISED JFK WOULD BE UNHAPPY STSYING FRIENDS WITH HIM AS HIS OLD SELF HE TOLD HIM TO DO WHAT HE FELT RIGHT#EVERUTHKNG ABE DOES IN THE NEW SEASONS IS BECAUSE OF GANDHIS ABSENCE OK YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME#ok caps offnow’but. even if it’s not real even if it’s only a hallucination or a simulation even if it’s the last time i need to see them#together again i wanWAAGAHAHJFN#wahr ufuckiing ever sandisxh attacks🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪#mine#clone high spoilers
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I feel like total shit which I'm sure has nothing to do with me unintentionally starving myself for a month
#ed tw#disordered eating tw#it's a combination of depression and arfid probably. but basically I've been repulsed by food since like mid December and idk what to do#Bc all the arfid resources i can find are for toddlers :] or people who still have one or two safe foods.#it's been incredibly difficult to choke down anything at all even food I've been able to rely on my entire life#and i had my first full meal where i actually cleared my plate yesterday but. mightve celebrated too soon#ive dropped like 20lbs and my gut is wrecked.#and i don't have any cash to try eating out or buying different food#because i can't get a fucking job#Worlds most deeply miserable boy!!! I hope i get hit by an asteroid#or a semi truck
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For some reason, this round of meds (same dose and everything as last time) is making me have very violent Realisations and Remembering Things moments. And by that I mean the Thing I Forgot and/or the Realisations show up with a bat and see how hard they can make my brain hit the wall. So anyway.
YOU GUYS REMEMBER SPIKE THE WETFLOOR BOT??? YOU GUYS REMEMBER HER??? THE FIRST FAZBEAR ANIMATRONIC TO BE BORN FROM LOVE INSTEAD OF PAIN??? YOU REMEMBER HER???
CAUSE I JUST DID
#SPPIIIIKKKEEEEEE I MISS YOOOUUUU#I love spike. spike the wet floor bot is my favourite. I miss her I should bring her back somehow#the first animatronic to gain sentience and awareness out of LOVE and CARE#I miss her we need to bring her back. I never made a visual design but I definitely posted some descriptions of her pretty sure#a wet floor bot... a little wonky and a little off colour. holes in it's damaged and dented casing patched up with scrap#never the same colour. always different#stickers and magnets and a lil bit of spray paint. part of an ear missing and crooked#has one of roxy's spiked bracelets around her neck with a keyring dangling from it like a tag...#she picked her own name and pronouns... doesn't really understand what they are and what they mean but she wants them#in one AU she was Roxy's little distraction. something to work on and repair while the others search the rubble of the plex for-#their friends. In another Roxy repaired her for fun unknowingly after Vanny had used her as a test subject for the virus#in another one post-ruin roxy and cassie were searching the plex for an easy animatronic for roxy to repair so cassie's dad could-#test what she'd learned about repairing them from him and found a salvageable wet floor bot#that they then wrapped in tarp and put in a shopping trolley to take her straight home and get to work on her much to the-#confusion of literally everyone as they barrel down the halls of flats with an unidentified tarp blob in a stolen shopping trolley#<- that one's Meteors AU btw. Roxy got turned into a Real Boy by the Meteor and is now living with Cassie as her adopted sister#this is just the kind of shit these two get up to all the time and no one knows who's meant to be the braincell between them because well#they keep taking turns on who the older sibling is. they keep changing it. the eldest sibling is based entirely on the situation lmao#who's bright idea was it to steal a wet floor bot? WHO KNOWS!! Cassie said 'pick an animatronic!' so they did that's all there is to it!#cassie's dad just. head in hands. as he realises. the fucking wet floor sign on wheels is sentient now.#why. why and how. terrified of the wrath of Fazbear if they find out. while she's just. trundling about.#wheels on carpet floor style. struggling but getting there. happy beeps as she pushes a ball around on the floor. living her best life.#sfdsfdsfs I fucking LOVE Spike okay I miss her I need to bring her back somehow#I could give her to mangle or sprocket in robot hell but I'm not doing much with that right now#sdhfdfsfs Chica's recipe zine starring Spike!! and every image of her is just confusion#'see? even Spike likes bananas!' Chica says as she puts one on the floor so Spike can very happily run it over.#dfsdfsds love Spike. Spike enrichment is now running random foods over because she can. and also the wheels off a toy monster truck#so she can be an ALL TERRAIN wet floor bot. make them gecko wheels like DJ's hands and she's got everyone beat lmao#she can be DJ's Uppies Buddy!!#lmao Spike I'm so sorry I've left you in the dark for so long I'm bringing you back. beloved guy of all time
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im pretty sure mentally/emotionally the entirety of my 20s i was stuck at like 18
#and at 18 i was stuck at 15#listen its either that or everyone is lying about how much of a mature adult you are in your 20s#my only life experiences before 24 were go to classes. smile and wave. go home. watch tv shows. dissociate while entire family sets each#other on fire#yk the usual lmao#then life hit me like a truck bc i had no idea what to do in any situation at all ever imagineable#now im here woo
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unrelated but. send me goth music recs. i need to get Vibes for a character (lila) but idk much about goth music.
#ramblings with major#and i've been wanting to expand my taste anyway#if you need narrower vibes. she's vampy/romantic and very transgender. and rocky horror picture show changed her entire life.#also.... gimme country music recs for redd. he's a redneck who hunts his own food and drives a red pickup truck#but also he's very transgender and i feel like he wouldn't be into. most popular country music from nowadays. he eats dolly parton up tho#lila and redd
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