#my headcanons are dumb but augh i love him i just cant

[phantomrev]

um hi I really like your content!

It’s stupid but can you do silly Morro headcanons please

if you want to ofc !

Thank u for asking to know BECAUSE I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM SM EVERYDAY ALL DAY!!!!

Okay so some happy ones first before I tear hearts with sad ones:

Happy ones :)

After he found out he had his own flavor at the Dairy Dragon it’s all he orders and he brags it to Kai all the time (He probably likes mint chocolate mint and hates mangos but it’s all just jokes)

He probably did the thing Kai did with Lloyds green ninja fit(aka posing in front of the mirror doing backflips n stuff like that) Cole caught him and morro threatened to turn him into a ghost again if he told anybody

He’s fine with messing with everyone at the monastery, sometimes Pixal. (if he feels brave) But Nya? He won’t even think of it. It’s like getting your ass kicked by your oldest sibling for taking something from their room.

His room is a mess, but an organized mess. Want scissors? Yeah, I got some in some drawer that’s full of scrolls and random rocks he finds cool

Regular/Casual clothing is leaned to a punk aesthetic.

He loves Zane’s cooking but doesn’t admit it. Anyone else cooks? He’s gonna go to Chen’s Noodle House and order food, he doesn’t want food poisoning.

He gets along with Cole very well, and both talk about their experiences with being undead.

He has a green ninja hoodie like the ones they sell at clothing stores and wears it from time to time (Lloyd gave it to him)

He likes bitter foods

His favorite colors are dark and soft and if he actually redeemed himself/became living he wouldve had either a dark lavender suit or teal-ish

Sad ones now mwahaha

His voice is raspy and damaged due to the smoke in the caves. He sometimes has nightmares about it and wakes up coughing relentlessly or feeling like hes choking

He has a Cleithrophobia (fear of being trapped) and usually sleeps in his room with the door open

He ofter overtrains himself and ends up straining his body since he still thinks he needs to prove himself to Wu

When he's upset, he goes down rabbit holes and lashes out on people. He was never taught how to deal with those feelings as a child, and they're worse as an adult. Zane often tries to teach him healthier methods of dealing with it.

He never got to indulge in silly kid things due to his training and him being obsessed with becoming the green ninja. Lloyd probably showed him a Fritz Donnengan comic, and he probably started secretly collecting the mini figures/comics

Huzzah thats all ive got for now

I hope u enjoy

I might have more for my tlnm au or the redeemed au if you'd like to know lol

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

I feel kinda bad for flooding you with asks...but like I said I cant help myself, makes me feel better knowing you dont mind though. Anyways how about one of Yang's old signal "buddies" (boy or girl) just openly hitting on Yang and making her a little uncomfortable with everything they say to her, causing Blek to get protective, especially when they start actually touching Yang. (Sorry I just really really really enjoy this headcanon)

Not going to lie, I enjoy this headcanon too.

So have some badass partners, some absolute assholes who can’t take no for an answer and some confident bees 😊

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“Why don’t you show me all of that fun you blondes have, eh?”

Yang growled under her breath and tried to shift away from the boy next to her. Jett had always been persistent but this was a new level of stubborn, even for him.

“I said no, Jett.” Yang said simply, brushing past Jett and his team, planning to walk away until she felt a hand circle her wrist, stopping her in her tracks. She inhaled deeply and released it. They were in a public place and as a student of Beacon Academy, she knew that she was pretty much a representative of the school. Getting caught in a fight wouldn’t be a good look.

“Jett. You know that I fully capable of kicking your ass several times over.” Yang warned, glaring at him as her eyes shifted to red. “So I recommend that you let me go.”

“You really think that’s possible when his team’s right here?” Laughed one of his teammates. She really couldn’t be bothered to lean the bastard’s name. It’s not like she planned on getting to know any of them after this. “Damn Jett, you were right. Talk about a dumb, blonde bim-“

The sudden sound of metal hitting a brick wall made them all turn their heads.

“I assure you that Yang is still capable of kicking all of your asses several times over, even when you fight as a team.” Blake said quietly, shifting Gambol Shroud and running her fingers along the blade in a very pointed manner before sheathing it as Yang bit back a smirk. “So for your own wellbeing, I recommend that you let her go… Jiff, right?”

“It’s Jett!” He dropped Yang’s wrist and stepped towards Blake. Yang shook her head, knowing that it was going to take a little more than that to intimidate either her or Blake.

“Considering the fact that you’re harassing my partner, I couldn’t care less what your name is.” Blake said with narrowed eyes. “Here’s what’s going to happen; you’re going to apologise and then, you’re going to run away with your tail between your legs as you realise that you’re batting way out of your league.”

“I’d listen to her, Jett.” Yang grinned sharply. “The girl tends to be right most of the time. I mean… I chose her for a reason.” She added, sending Blake a playful wink. She smirked when Blake arched her brows elegantly.

“Really?” Blake asked as she strolled through the group of boys, completely ignoring their protests as she pointedly shoulder checked them. “Because I’m pretty sure you’re the one who’s right most of the time, little miss future valedictorian.”

“Aw, Blake!” Yang said, placing her hand over her heart as the boys looked at each other in confusion. “You’re making me blush! Ugh! I think I feel a swoon coming on!”

“I assure, most beloved, that I will catch each time that you fall!” Blake crowed, just as dramatically as Yang. “For what kind of gentlewoman would I be if I failed to catch such a beautiful and intellectual damsel?”

Yang grinned and allowed herself to fall into Blake arms in an over exaggerated swoon, covering her eyes as Blake effortlessly held her up.

“Hey!” Jett snarled, storming over to them. “We were in the middle of a conversati-Ugh!” He let out a grunt when Yang’s foot collided with his solar plexus.

“And now we’re in the middle of a fight.” Yang smirked. Eh, being a representative was boring. At least she and Blake would be in detention together.

“More like an ass kicking.” Blake laughed, shifting so that she and Yang were back to back between the group of four now very offended boys. “There’s no way that these guys can offer any sort of challenge. Look at them! A bunch of soft whelps. It’ll be like crushing a can of pop.”

“Have I told you that I love it when you’re feisty?” Yang yelled as she ducked under a fist and sent the guy sprawling over her back to be met by Blake’s foot colliding with his chest. She heard the sound of one of Blake’s opponents hitting the ground shortly after. She caught the foot that was aimed at her head and sent a strike to the back of his knee, forcing him to collapse to his knees before kicking him between his shoulder blades. “Because I totally do.”

“You hear that, Jett? She loves it when I’m feisty.”

Yang turned around to see Jett swinging at Blake with his fists as she kept just out reach, a smug expression on her face. Yang quirked an eyebrow. Blake wasn’t striking back. She was toying with him.

“Don’t play with his fragile, little heart, Blake.” Yang called, grinning as she leaned against a nearby pole. “You’re giving the poor boy false hope.”

“Fine. But only for you, sweetheart.” Yang pretended to fan herself as though flattered. Jett did not seem to like this and charged at Blake, who rotated to the side and swept his legs out from under him. As he crashed to the ground, she very calmly pressed her heel into his chest pointedly. “Now… about that very sincere and genuine apology that you’re going to give her…”

“I’m not going t-augh!” He yelled out as Blake dug her heel in slightly. Not enough to do damage but just enough to get her point across. “Okay, I’m sorry! I am really, really sorry!”

“Fine.” Yang shrugged, glowering down at him. “Just don’t ever speak to me again. I won’t be so kind or patient next time.”

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“Thanks for the assist, partner.”

“Oh please.” Blake rolled her eyes, playfully hip checking Yang as she smiled up at her. “You could have taken them without me.”

“Uh, duh. Obviously I could have.” Yang winked cheekily at her friend, draping her arm across her shoulders and pulling her in. “But I’m not going to say no to backup. Besides, it’s not like you were fighting my battles for me. We help each other… like partners should. So thank you, I guess. For not pulling the whole “damsel in distress” card on me.”

“Of course not!” Blake snorted indignantly, her arm curling around Yang’s waist. “You’re capable of taking care of yourself. If you have to fight a battle, then I’m going to fight it with you. Not for you.”

“That’s what being partners is about, I guess.” Yang smiled softly at her friend. “Supporting each other. Working with each other.”

“Yeah.” Blake agreed quietly. “We’re lucky to have a partnership that works well.”

“Yeah.” Yang said softly, affectionately placing her head against Blake’s as the slightly shorter woman, in a rare show of affection that was slowly becoming more frequent around Yang, rested her head on Yang’s shoulder. “We are.”

They didn’t fight each other’s battle for the other.

They didn’t try to stop the other from fighting her own battle.

Instead, when they fought; they fought together. They worked together to achieve a goal and that was why they worked so well together.

It wasn’t one that guarded the other. No. Instead, they supported each other.

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j’onn j’onzz and john constantine?

under a cut bc this is REALLY long!!! my two favourite johns

favorite thing about them

the thighs i like thats hes kind of the ‘serious jl member’ but hes always 80% nude for jack and shit reason. starfire has that dumb whole “needs sun exposure” excuse j’onn just wants to walk around in bootyshorts and a harness

least favorite thing about them

he hates ted which like OK i know everyone hates ted but like… ted

favorite line

“i have a confession to make, diane. the martian manhunter is not a hero… not yet.”

brOTP

i actually think him and bruce would be good friends if comics cared abt depicting friendships… i havent read them interacting really since the early 2000s so idk where they stand 

OTP

red tornado!! i call it redmartian or tornadomartian. theres no basis i just think they deserve to fall in love and get married 

nOTP

ive never seen anybody else care enough abt him to ship him with anyone

random headcanon

this is silly but i do think he like, doesnt wear pants. like ever. the longest he’ll go is mid thigh. hes never worn anything that goes past that unless hes at his earth job

unpopular opinion

ive never even seen anybody else form an opinion on j’onn so heres my noncontroversial feeling: he should be considered an essential JL member i dont care about main justice league lineups without him in them

song i associate with them

i dont have one… sorry j’onn

favorite picture of them

to shock everyone its not a photo with his thighs in it

john constantine 

(im doing his rebirth/52 version not vertigo)

favorite thing about them

1. the everything

im extremely attracted to him and also he makes me feel better about myself as a person. additionally , i like him. hes horrid and terrible and i genuinely adore him… i almost went into a huge rant abt how while i think the 52 “i cant lie” thing was dc woobifying him if i do take it into account i think its just… sad and inchresting. maybe a bit relatable 

least favorite thing about them

2. the everything

this isnt his fault but every line hes ever spoken about zatanna is annoying. i know its the writing. i know i already didnt like them. but oh my GOD dude get over it

favorite line

brOTP

legally i have to answer chas bc thats just canon but other than that, john and shade got along fine in that first crossover and i think they should be terrible people together

OTP

truthfully its bruce/john/boston they should ALL date

nOTP

johnzee :I scarily codependent and unhealthy for both of them

random headcanon

he had asa and boston there once but now they wont leave the house of mystery and now he has 2 roommates he cant get rid of. shade uses the madness to come and go from the house to bother him or just do you know, shade things. i dont think he actually has the house of mystery anymore but it turns out i dont care at all

unpopular opinion

controversial: i see people (esp adult men) act like hes not like. a horrible person and he doesnt deserve all this etc etc etc like.. hes a piece of shit who doesnt think about the consequences of his actions and when bad things happen as a result he just

noncontroversial: its good that hes not actually a team member of the jld in rebirth. he fits better as a jerk who just wont leave them alone

song i associate with them

like a friend by pulp… mostly in reference to him & chas (esp in the tv show,)

i like to purposefully misinterpret the lyrics of ocean breathes salty, also but it gets more into shade+john+kathy than john himself

favorite picture of them

this cover by riley rossmo PLEASE dont @ me i just think its such a graceful pic…. all primary colours in different saturated tones… AUGH