#my life is going downhill but its ok bc nothing really matters

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hey guys ! this has been sitting in drafts for at least a day now, but trust me when i say i’m as excited as i was when typing this fucking monster of an intro SDKFGJKFD but i’m jules, kard and clc supremacist and a struggling student about to apply to the english faculty of my uni ! like i said, this is a super long intro, so get settled as i introduce asteria’s resident skating brat halle, a bitch who overworks and doesn’t know how to chill long-term !! stats page is HERE for your reading pleasure, extensive plots and an extra list of options are linked accordingly !

jeon somin, cis female, she/her. — have you seen ( hyunmi “halle” chae ) around ( hecate ) ? they’re a ( twenty-two ) year old ( senior ) who’s majoring in ( kinesiology. ) i know they’re busy with ( dance club, women’s volleyball, and kappa delta sorority ), but you should tell them to check their latest starred rating ! ( jules, 21, she/her, gmt-3:30. )

honestly she is.. fucked sgjfsgdkl

this is mostly a carbon copy of an intro i’ve made for her in the past, so while some random points seem a Little dated or repetitive, they’re valid enough to stay here sfdlgkdg

i’ve had inspo for her after the olympics and rly wanted to use her somewhere, so if some things here seem a little.. idk, farfetched for your taste, we’ll pin it on that sfdgkdfj

this is her as popular vines

so chae hyunmi aka halle, ulsan born, raised in seoul and relocated to toronto, canada with her parents, little sis and partner to train bc..

she’s a figure skater, good enough to win ( .. junior ig ) titles when she was in her early teens, so it was only inevitable for her to leave for toronto to train with the Best eventually

she’s competed in international competitions, as part of a pair, and made her olympic debut in sochi by the skin of her teeth; her highest placement was third place ( not at sochi pls sgjkld she prob ranked in the top ten at best ), so she’s got a medal or two to her name

ultimately it was after sochi that she saw her coach and ( ex ) partner intervene with her.. unhealthy practicing habits

she’s a perfectionist through and through, so of course she’d spend hours on the ice at just seventeen/eighteen years old, even younger tbh, to get a routine right. but she pushed herself harder and harder, where small missteps would lead her to fall hard and recover for days on end, even spraining her ankle just before competition season was to begin

so when her coach insisted she take a break, her parents following suit, it was with good reason — one that she didn’t fucking see fsdkgkl

even so, them pushing her to prioritize education for a bit, to get ahead of the skaters who would prob only be able to do so upon retirement in a good few years’ time, and hanging up her skates until she saw it as.. less than something she needed to abuse herself to feel comfortable with, for as long as they would do so led to her resolve shattering and her applying for universities in canada, the us and sk ( the sly brat reasoned that it’d be nice to be reconnect with her roots.. for the sake of having something going for her beyond just competing in pyeongchang ! )

but the latter wound up being a bust bc she opted for asteria u, close to some of the popular yet secluded skate clubs the greats went to during their off-season training.. and before tr*mp got elected bc she would’ve cancelled everything, demanded her money and scholarships back, had she arrived after that LSDFGJFKLD

should be noted that her grades were good, she had a super brief volunteering stint and she’s a rising star ( well, was.. the bitch wouldn’t be competing again anytime soon to keep herself where she was within the skating circuit ) in her favoured sport, so she deemed all of this inevitable sfkljfdgk

though the school didn’t and still doesn’t offer its own skate club so, that was a slight drawback for the invested bitch

the transition wasn’t too hard ofc; she got comfortable with the campus and was back on the ice in no time, joining one of those aforementioned skate clubs under her parents’ noses and making the most of it as comeback/olympics prep

she saw herself as poised to be added to the roster once again, now a singles prospect after a major falling out with her longtime partner for one too many dumb bitch moves, and was desperate for it; however the stars didn’t align back in 2017 during her sophomore year, when she just missed obtaining qualification while now on canada’s roster on a technicality, and nothing could’ve compared to the agony that was missing her chance in something she invested sm practice, time and compliance with the people around her to pull through and get to pyeongchang

she’s still distraught over it, it’s been a couple of years since that happened and she gets emo real quick, misty-eyed if you bring it up ( she uh, has issues with moving on from things if you can’t tell )

suffice to say she resents her coach for his minor contribution in fucking her and himself over, dropped him out of anger ( a move she.. does feels bad abt on a personal level but professionally ?? pft ) and linked up with one back in toronto who she’ll begin seeing when she’s “ prepared ” to give it a shot again

meaning she’s currently on hiatus from the sport, but she knows a good few people think her career is Over now — and it pisses her the Fuck off

studying kinesiology despite wanting to be a skating coach when she retires as a competitor, bc she rly loves being active and thinks she’d be a resource in the field down the line ok ??

anyways, she’s found new things to invest her time in, such as the sorority, dance club and volleyball

dance helps with the choreo for her routines.... or Did, but we all know she’s still doing Some amount of skating on the side so

and it helps in areas where muscle memory and years of flexibility can’t quite do so

volleyball’s a great second option for her as a sport, mostly bc she can exert as much of her frequent frustration as possible into a game and act like it’s just her being into it. though she really can be That competitive, as you can see, rather than bratty

so, moving onto other things —

personality and other shit

she is.. a mess rly

inflexible, independent, charismatic, etc

most of her actual personality is further down oops dsfgjklfg

kinda detached ?? like she doesn’t want too many distractions and she deems relationships as the fucking Worst for it.. she’s had some pals from skating with potential go downhill when they got too deep with certain partners or just with too many side hobbies, social obligations, so she’s trying to be level-headed while not destroying her social life ?

idk it’s hard to explain, she’s an enigma even to me in that area

only dated once or twice. the first time being when she was like nine. with her first pairs partner that she quickly ditched.

not.. super sexually active either ( rip ?? )

but she’s been Involved with people so fdskng

on the ice, or just in whatever she’s applying herself to, she’s domineering and blunt, v strict on herself though she’s slacked off a bit over the years.. so imagine how self-disciplined — in the worst of ways — she was when she was younger

with a rigorous work ethic like hers, her being a leader among those at the local skating club implies that she’d be strict too with what little power she has.. but she’s kinda chill overall ?? tho you still have to get your twizzles right before the end of the day, don’t care that the hockey players will be out in two ! let’s go !

uh.. her attitude carries over with a Lot of things. she especially has no time for people who are Committed to their sport but show poor performances bc of laziness, distractions, etc. so brace your kids for hurricane halle ??

call her ice queen. try it. try it. GKFDJKGDSF she hates that nickname 95% of the time, usually bc she assumes people are basing it off of her initial/professional demeanour first and her passion second

she rly just has a hard shell where it matters, aka her career and stuff, but is a semi-precious gem overall

or, for a better way to describe it though it sounds like i’m just repeating myself: she gives off Proper head bitch vibes ( subtract the Need to feel powerful in being a piece of shit to anyone who walks past you ) but she’s really just a blunt and serious brat with a super dry and at times menacing sense of humour

she won’t hesitate to call you out on your shit or make it clear that she doesn’t like you, though, even if she appears cordial on the surface

as a result, hockey players HATE her !

bc she rips into them the most for frequently poor experiences with her fellow ice people. most of which are them hogging her reserved practice time, and being thirsty and pretentious dicks about it within and outside of the arena

kind of dramatic and a meme ngl, curses quite a bit, whips out korean or her conversational-level french far too often — especially if she’s shit-talking bc you made an ugly choice but is trying to be a Supportive Friend

english name came from halle berry bc hyunmi thought she was rly pretty on all the red carpets her mom would have on growing up sfgdkjflk

unwinds with the usual netflix and wine

oH also prob still hurts herself by overworking, especially after That Lost Opportunity, i hate

she’s pan but..... girls disappoint her far less than guys so she has a preference djfgskgdkf

all of that being said, it clearly plays into how she’s perceived by others, so —

her view and reception on starred

she..... probably doesn’t do too hot tbh

well. maybe she Does if starred's social ladder resembled most high school/college shows, movies.... rps, but it doesn't really so —

in all fairness, she probably does do better than i'm assuming rn bc.. she Is a character of sorts, who knows gskfksl but MOVING ON !

her blunt and kinda snarky attitude is partially Why she hates this point system, bc people tend to kiss ass just so they aren’t given a low rating whereas she can only hold back about 5% of her unfiltered opinion — but that’s IT !

tbh she relies heavily on her involvement in extracurriculars, and especially her public image from her glory days, more so than she herself to keep her head above water

so she looks entitled from that alone

given the way i’ve played her in the past, ik she might come across as a hbic type: thinks she’s the best ( which.. she kinda does sjkfgd ), savours the power she tries to or does in fact exert, doesn’t come across as particularly sympathetic or nice, etc

but she’s just a shit disturber with thick skin and a slight kink for receiving admiration and respect, puts herself first a little too much

in fact, she doesn’t really Care to hold people by a leash, but yeah, it can come across much differently since her tone never really Shifts if she doesn’t know you well, doesn’t trust you, knows you’re naive with such things, doesn’t like you, is just fucking around or in a sour mood.... the list goes on

so if your character focuses on who’s the nicest or most cheerful when giving high ratings, makes a v quick judgment on their character from a first impression, she’s gonna be near the bottom of their list dfsghkfgj

and like i said, she doesn’t care for the system Enough to change any of this, so she gets by

KDFJGSKFL uh, let’s end it there bc this is painfully long — congratulations if you’ve made it to the end of this intro from hell ! if anyone wants to plot, like this or im me !! ( ps, if you prefer d*scord like yours truly, just ask for it or send me yours ! )

[madame-boss-to-you]

5. western pt. iii

if ya wanna know a little more about that legend

this is based on mon's little scenario

of farm life

also bc my brain wouldn't shut up and so i've decided to write it down in hopes that it will learn to CHILL AND LET IT GO

honestly this isn't necessary to read i just needed this out of my system ahahah

once upon a time

that little ghost town where Changkyun grew up in

used to be full of people and possibilities

the town had just opened and it was green everywhere

the lake was full of fish

and there were gold bits at the bottom which would often join the nets of the fishermen

the town was prospering and many rich folks from around were ready to invest for its development

however the town was still "under construction" so not a lot of businesses

let alone institutions were around 

so one day, a little miss veronica decided to travel to this exciting and bustling little town

to open up a little school

to teach local children and educate them

so they would be ready when the town opened.

THESE CHILDREN WERE GOING TO BE THE FUTURE!!!

so miss veronica was settling in well

she liked the children (let's hope the children liked her back)

and the people in the town were generally nice

except the people in the upper class

aka the rich folks who throw in their money to build this town

which was nice of them but UGH THEY LACKED MANNERS

ESPECIALLY THE FAMILY WHO OWNED THE ENTIRE TOWN

THEY WERE THE RUDEST!!

and that family had an heir of course

and he was going to inherit the entire town and all the money once his father dies

yes

the son was the worst

let's call him.....

kris

i know

gross right

ok so

back to miss veronica and her happy little school bc

in front of her little happy school

there was a little stall

where a local farmer would sell his harvest

he sold things like uhm !!?!?!?

onions ?!?!

and potatoes

oH AND PEACHES

THE SWEETEST PEACHES IN ALL THE REGION

and little miss veronica liked the peaches

(and she really liked the farmer)

ok so everyday after classes

she would small talk with the (charming and super adorable) little farmer

and she would buy the peaches

and then go home and make

peach ... pies ?!?!?

peach... jam!!!

peacH JAM!!!

ok so one day

it rained a lot and miss veronica noticed that there was a leak in the roof of her happy little school

poor little mary lou was getting raindrops on her text book

and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT IN MISS VERONICA'S CLASS

and so after class that day she didn't go to buy peaches

she stayed in her little school to fix the roof herself

bC SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED ANYBODY TO HELP FIX HER PROBLEMS

...

but the farmer was a kind gentleman who saw what she was doing from across his stall

and so offered to help

bc let's be real... miss veronica wasn't good with tools

so he ended up fixing the roof instead, while she happily ate peaches and watched him work

that was a good day

and as a sign of appreciation of his hard work

she offered him a jar of sweet peach jam

(let's hope the farmer wasn't allergic to peaches)

which he gladly accepted considering the peaches were actually from his own harvest

oh hah.. hah.. hah...

anyways, to miss veronica's surprise he offered to fix the windows in the classrooms too since he noticed how difficult they were to close

if they could be closed at all

and they were heading towards the colder seasons soon

so iT WAS IMPORTANT THAT THEY COULD CLOSE

and so miss veronica happily accepted and promised to bake him an entire pie once he finished the task

and so from then on

after classes

the farmer would come by to fix the windows of her happy little school

while she kept him company and spoke about anything and everything

and life was good

until

kris walked in

.... yay?

bc he wanted to take her out on a date

why???

i dont know either

maybe he had heard about her peach jam that she had been sharing with everyone eXCEPT THE RICH

THEY COULD BUY A JAR!

and so kris asked if she wanted to go on a picnic with him

and try out his new motor boat (what ?!?! an engine on your boat so it can sail faster !?!? that's so cool!!!??! the future sounds LIT!!!) that his dad bought

along with the lake

i know. an entire lake !!?!? so extra

like... why did kris' dad even buy the lake?

"the gold!" kris replies, "all the gold bits. my dad is collecting them now and in years they'll be worth mILLIONSSS!!"

oh right

anyways miss veronica just smiled and said "no thanks" to his offer because....

she was busy and also didn't want to ew

and kris was like ?!??!?!

"ok but... im rich!"

she nodded, yes she knew that . but it wasn't a valid reason for why she should go on a picnic with him

"oK... BUT!" he says and steps closer making her feel a little uneasy bc he's so tall. how could he even fit in her little school?!?

"but no one ever says NO to me."

spoiled brat

i know

so she looks him straight in the eye and says...

"i believe that i just did."

and so he storms out all pissy bc he didn't get what he wanted

ok good bye mr. wu

so now it all goes downhill from here right

kudos to you if you're still reading this

so since kris basically owns the town

he's forbidden ANYONE TO COME TO CLASSES

saying that what miss veronica was teaching wasn't true and that she was uhm... i dk ?? crazy maybe?!?!

so basically everyone is convinced bc oh! kris has money! he must know whats up!

and so all the parents stopped their children from going to that school

and some even went as far as to vandalising the building

breaking the windows and the desks and the chairs

oH AND THE BLACK BOARD T T

and so her happy little school became an empty and broken one

and this made miss veronica very sad bc

this was everything she worked so hard for

and now it was reduced to nothing

and as she tried to clean up the classroom

she ended up crying instead

then she realized that she didn't have to clean up

what's the use?

the entire town hated her anyway

she could just leave this place and start over

just pack her bags and go

but then

the farmer showed up

shocked to see what had happened

and she just felt so guilty

all the work he did on the windows

was just destroyed in a matter of seconds

and all she could do was apologize

and she promised that she would still give him that pie

but instead of saying anything

he gently wiped away her tears, pulled her close to him

and she felt safe

like everything was going to be okay after all

and in the moment she looked at him

and leaned in to kiss him

to her relief he kissed back

and her heart felt so full she was going to lshgfKJHL

ok but i promised downhill from here

right

bc kris saw them

kissing in the classroom

and in a fit of anger he marched up to the local sherif

and pressed charges on the farmer

the next day

although miss veronica knew that her school was still a mess

she walked out of her house with a smile on her lips

that is until she saw...

her school

on fire

yup ok so kris and a few of his buddies decided to set the school on fire

bc why not

i told you that kris was terrible

so in tears yet again

veronica ran up to the local sheriff to report kris and his gross friends

FOR AN ACTUAL CRIME

VANDALISM RIGHT!?!

but the sheriff just laughed at her

also he smelled like whiskey

ew

"are you drunk!??!" she asked horrified

"i always get drunk before a hanging..." he replied, obviously intoxicated

!??!?!? WHO'S GETTING HANGED BITCH ?!?!?

"that little farm boy of yours." he continued, still smug and still very drunk "i heard he kissed you last night."

"iT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW!!" ASKDGLakjl-

"Well someone (cough cough we all know who) pressed charges last night (and paid a great deal of money for it to happen sooo).

"You're being punished." he had to add

"If that's how it is I'm the one who should be hanged." She insisted, close to tears yet again, "Because I kissed him first."

"You're not the one he pressed charges against." the sherif added, stepping closer, "But since you're so generous with your kisses, you should give me one too ."

AND FOR THAT COMMENT SHE SLAPPED HIM

YES SHE WAS PISSED

BUT ALSO SHE PANICKED

HOW COULD THE GUY IN CHARGE FOR LAW AND ORDER ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN

and then she ran out of there to warn the farmer

in hopes that he was still alright

she didn't know where to go  

she didn't know where his stupid farm was

but she knew that he had a boat

a boat that he sailed on every day to get to their town

so she rushed over by the lake

hoping that he was there

aND HE WASSS OH THANK GOODNESS

AND SHE RAN UP TO HIM IN PANIC TELLING HIM TO GET AWAY FROM HERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

BUT HE WAS BEING REALLY STUBBORN AND DIDNT REALLY WANT TO LEAVE

BUT SHE WAS REALLY AKFGALkDA

AND SHE PRACTICALLY PUSHED HIM ON THAT BOAT AND TOLD HIM TO GO AND NOT COME BACK EVER

ofc it was hard to say good bye like that

for one she didn't want to say good bye to him at all

but if that's what it took

oh wait i can do more downhill actually

ok so as he's rowing away

as fast as he can

remember kris' stupid motor boat?

yes ok so kris gets on board that and manages to catch up

to him

mAKING VERONICA PANIC AGAIN AND LIKE SHE'S READY TO JUMP INTO THAT WATER AND SWIM OVER THERE BUT

then she hears a gunshot

she sees the farmer topple over

and into the lake

legend says that it hasn't rained a single drop since that day

who was really being punished here then?

a few days later

little miss veronica marched into the sheriffs office

wearing a red dress and a lipstick to match

at first he barely recognizes her and is a little confused to see her

"you stil want that kiss, sheriff?" she asked

walking over to him

planting a kiss on his cheek

before shooting him in the head

because if her kisses brought death, she might as well give it to the ones who deserved it

she's been called many names since then

but the one that stuck was Blood Red Ronnie

for she would kiss her victims with the reddest lipstick

before shooting them

and robbing them off their fortune

the only one who's managed to survive her robberies

was kris

but that's bc she still refused to kiss him after all these years

and she would much rather have him poor and desperate for his money than dead

in fact years later, he managed to finally catch up with her

he found her sitting in the middle of the current dried up lake

where her dear farmer had died years back

kris was aiming his rifle at her

demanding her that she tell him where she hid

his father's gold

the gold from the bottom of the lake

which was already now worth miLLIONSSSS

she just laughed at him

"you and your children will dig for the next fifty years. but you will never find it."

and then a dessert snake appeared, one of those colorful but venomous ones

and kris started aiming at the snake instead because it was gross and dangerous and ew

but veronica calmly reached out for it and let it bite her

she then looked at kris and said: "start digging."