#my otps paralleling each other. thats the dream

[lukesreggie]

Lockwood telling Lucy "we'd at least have the pleasure of each other's company for a bit before my untimely end..." is basically him indirectly telling her that if he's gonna die he might as well spend the time he has left looking at the girl he loves

[doyouremem8erme]

Well of course I’m going to ask you 002 for Marcy :)

How I feel about this character:

INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING AND SOBBING /POS

i love her. so much. i am prone to sob over the inherent tragedy of her arc i can't even. i will proceed to rant about her for the rest of this post.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

every variation of sashannarcy slaps. sasharcy has those epic hurt/comfort vibes and theres just something abt them. omg. and MARCANNE. sdfhgjksfdhgsjd fckin. i cannot. i love them i will cry over the pining and trauma and everything. but. then. SASHANNARCY DFHJKGHDFJK. its them its always them. theyre bound by prophecy but also by their own choices to eternally dance around each other until theyre finally all safe and trusting and happy again sdfgjhsjdfhgsj

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

we need more maddie and marcy friendship fr!! frickin so wholesome. let her have fun and be goofy and nerdy and creepy and weird with her froggy friend!! i need to write about them sometime. without having marcy in a coma. bc thats always the context. i always bring in maddie for that!! and then they never have friendship time! so yeah. weird nerds.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

uhhh everything i want to say abt her would be like "SHE DIDNT DESERVE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER" or "DFJFDHGJKFDHGJK" which are both common sentiments regarding her.

so instead i'll be like. why do you fear season 3b. are you afraid of the suffering??? hahahahaha i will watch the angst unfold with rapt attention!! yes i will sob but. let me have this. i want to see her pushed over the edge i want to see her sob into sasha and anne's arms when shes finally rescued.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

ive had like 5 separate vivid dreams abt her waking up after being saved and it paralleling the scene when she wakes up from the tank but. like. its real its raw its emotional. i really hope they handle her rescue and the weight of her trauma as well as ive dreamed. shes been through so much shes been stabbed and tortured and possessed i want to see her cry and also NEWT MOMS. give her lesbian newt found family i am begging on the ground.

my OTP:

SASHANNARCY SASHANNARCY SASHANNARCY–

(no longer can choose between sasharcy or marcanne. whenever i write one of those. imagine that it takes place before they realize they can All Date. and so they are gay pining the whole time.)

my cross over ship:

a Certain Fic has gotten me hooked on luzcy so. yeah luz noceda owl house x marcy wu. traumatized nerds am i right. (but man fr. marcy in that fic... ow)

a headcanon fact:

frick i wanted to put some gender here but all i have is angst! uh she. is aware of what is happening some of the time while possessed and she feels her body moving against her command and everything :) oh also. those weird plug things that connected to her in olivia and yunan? those attach to implanted technology under her skin :) yeah. shes not having a good time.

[cattles-bians]

exes au part 12

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obsetress: don’t ask why i had this thought because i couldn’t tell you but

obsetress: jamie wakes up in the middle of the night one night and is like “i... had a dream. about vi”

obsetress: and dani’s like “ok baby” and just nuzzles deeper into her pillow and jamie’s like

obsetress: “no, dani, a... a dream”

obsetress: and dani’s like “oh. oh” and is immediately wide awake and bright eyed

obsetress: and is like “was it any good?” and jamie is just. already flushed so red and flushed deeper and dani just hums

em: sighs wistfully

em: i also love that something compels jamie to tell dani Immediately

em: oh the perils of begrudgingly being friends w ur gfs ex

em: jamies like um. no see i can see all these different things my brain mashed together and WHY i had this dream and danis like ok but that wasn’t my question....

obsetress: jamie finally throws up her hands “of course it was”

em: jamie: And You Can’t Tell Vi She’ll Be Insufferable

obsetress: dani, very plainly, at brunch the next morning: so vi

obsetress: jamie looks like she’s going to have a heart attack and dani lets her sweat and then just smiles sweetly “i like those sunglasses. are they new?”

em: jamie what’s the problem (nothin. indigestion)

obsetress: dani very smug n thinks she’s very funny

obsetress: (she is a little funny)

em: one of jamies many ‘oh that’s why they dated’ moments

obsetress: “fookin sick, the both of ya”

em: idk why you had this thought but i’m GREATLY amused

obsetress: skskksksks right

obsetress: jamie explaining her dream to dani in great detail afterwards

obsetress: dani sitting there nodding and hmming “oh that sounds like her. no, she wouldn’t do that. now THAT she would be very good at, you’d like it”

em: i need a moment

em: jamie thinks the dark hides her massive fucken blush but it Doesn’t

em: dani can feel her heating up

obsetress: jamie “i don’t ask you to do this” dani “you’re not stopping me”

em: dani critiquing jamies sex dream is such a fucken funny concept sjdhdkhdkdhdkc

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: i’m dying

em: dani: oh no that’s OOC

obsetress: she wouldn’t have a riding crop jamie, it’s 2021, not 16—

em: jamie: it’s a wet dream do u really think it’s gonna have beta readers and a three act structure

em: dani hums

obsetress: dani: well did you enjoy it

obsetress: jamie: i— dani: did you?

obsetress: jamie mumbling yeah

em: jamies like i’m gonna interrogate dani next time, see how she feels- but she forgets dani is incapable of feeling shame

obsetress: like dani wouldn’t just launch into a ramble

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em: viola

obsetress: fuck

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: to jamie, specifically,

em: to jamie specifically andhdjhdjd

em: once again ironic jamvi has turned, in my brain, into ‘yes and....’ jamvi

—-

obsetress:

obsetress: jamie sending this to viola n vi's like

obsetress: she doesn't get it because she's convinced her taste is immaculate

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em: anyway this is ooc even for exes au but i keep thinking abt like. jamie tryna crack how old viola is (she cant be 34 im 30 it doesnt make sense) and going through her fb timeline like. 'aha! motivational quotes. gotta be late 30s' and danis either like

em: danis either like 'you have a notebook where you write down all the quotes you like baby' OR shes like haha ok thats fair (posts another motivational quote on her fb)

obsetress: god i love that so much

obsetress: both of those dani responses are

obsetress: honestly porque no los dos if we're already going ooc

obsetress: i do think the first bit "gotta crack it she can't be 34 i'm 30 it doesn't make sense" is in character fwiw

em: obviously i was inspired by ur post in the milf channel abt viola always saying shes 35

em: big brain

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obsetress: this is literally just. exes au rebecca

obsetress: down to the caption

obsetress: vi and rebecca patiently staging like full photoshoots for each other every time one of them wants a pic otp: i'm not high maintenance, you're just low effort

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em: bold 2 say that we don’t think about jamie and vi tho

em: gotta keep some sorta. presentation of respectability

em: they absolutely couldn’t date tho

obsetress: lmao ikr

obsetress: yeah no they'd kill each other

obsetress: now just thinking of silly circumstances and um

obsetress: rebecca's out of town and dani's flying back from some iowa thing jamie couldn't get away for to go with

obsetress: and viola's like "oh, just stay at ours, it's closer and i'll get you a car"

obsetress: and just like

obsetress: imagining the two of them cohabitating at vi's for a night

em: jamie sneaking around at night tryna find the bathroom and runs straight into vi in a face mask and a dangerously low dressing gown Again

obsetress: the parallels to canon

obsetress: im giggling

obsetress: walks straight into her path

em: opens a door. sees something she doesn’t want to see. immediately turns and walks away

em: god the face mask would make her look like the lady in the lake

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: vi wants to go out to dinner, jamie's just like "i'm already getting up early to go to the airport, can't we just have an easy night in"

em: what did i say before. that thing abt if ur friends w damie you will inevitably walk in on them

obsetress: god yeah

em: flip of that.

obsetress: oh GOD

em: god they would argue about dinner

em: bicker about EVERYTHING

em: dani and rebecca both make the married couple joke

em: jamie goes pale

obsetress: wait sorry i just went back to tahirahs insta post and like

obsetress: katie parker commented and was like "i love these shots of you" and she was like "thanks luv " and i'm like

obsetress: why does this....... still track........... with exes au...............

em: perdy is always a little too flirty w vis paramours

obsetress: always! except dani for whatever reason

obsetress: she's just scared of dani

em: Please

obsetress: rebecca's like "i don't see what the problem is. she can do what she wants, but you trust me, don't you?" "of course i trust you" rebecca shrugs "that's it then, isn't it?"

obsetress: anyway vi huffs n crosses her arms n pouts a little bit and is like "well i don't want her to"

obsetress: rebecca is endeared and uses the opportunity to her advantage like the top leaning switch she is

em: dani rebecca parallels: always dtf

obsetress: perdi and vi fighting and vi's like "are you even gay? or do you just want what i have?" and perdi is like "does it matter?"

em: are you even gay perdi nahdkdhdkdhd

em: perdi is like you KNOW about jamie and viola crinkles her nose bc she forgot about that and she’s starting to respect jamie as a person

obsetress: djflakdkfjldkadjLDJFLSKDFJLSDKFJx

obsetress: i screeched

em: viola: you only MET jamie because i hired her for landscaping you fucking-

obsetress: just thinking about perdita watching jamie working on some property sweating in a tank top and Deciding

em: bringing out some lemonade etc

em: haha you look parched

obsetress: smiling widely, turning on the charm

obsetress: jamie is very attractive and very swoonworthy, but perdita 100% only goes for it because she refuses to let viola have one (1) thing

obsetress: and that extends to lesbianism

em: viola's like no this is normal right. siblings competing. rivalries etc and danis like uh i’m an only child and jamies like uh i raised my brother

em: they don’t know how to tell her sure it happens but it’s also extremely fucken weird vi

obsetress: jamie: you have to tell her dani: why do i have to tell her jamie: you tell her everything dani: i don't tell her–– ok, i tell her most things. i'm not sure i want to tell her this though jamie: why not dani: she's not... she's not gonna like it jamie: So You Might Be A People Pleaser,

em: jamie: i can’t tell her. she’s only just forgotten the perdi thing. what if she remembers i’ve

em: in depth character study of viola and perdi’s fucked up rivalry

em: violas like goddamn it do i have to fuck jamie to get even

obsetress: i––

em: she decides against it

em: jamie is none the wiser

obsetress: she Considers it tho

em: jamie would die on the spot if she knew

obsetress: weighs the pros and cons

obsetress: the best part is like

obsetress: this is all post-danvi and pre-damie right so when dani n jamie see rebecca and vi at that video store

obsetress: viola's like wait.

obsetress: wait

obsetress: dani ending up with the hot gardener her sister fucked because she has bizarre jealousy and possession issues is really just the cherry on top of a shit sundae

em: the funniest part of all our very tangled lore is like

em: none of it contradicts bc it’s even funnier when it’s Extremely Ugly And Messy

em: because lesbians are just... like that

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obsetress: exes au au where viola did fuck jamie, the video rental shop scene is 100 times more awkward

em: don’t think about it don’t think about it dont

em: i am thinking about it

em: jamie has to deal with having been railed by all three of them instead of just the two

em: it feels very uneven to her bc rebeccas a doll, dani, u don’t understand, and ur only running into one ex,

obsetress: talk about the mortifying ordeal of being known

obsetress: "wait, that's your ex?" "yeah" "dani" "what" "dani" "what" jamie's voice is hushed but a lil pitchy and a lot panicky "i think i fucked your ex" "you think?" "i fucked your ex" "you fucked her or she fucked you? because i'm sorry, baby, but i really don't think––"

em: sorry, baby, but i really don’t think-

em: SCREAMED

obsetress: that might be my fave lil bit i've ever written adlfkjasdklf

em: dani being a little too interested in jamie getting railed is like. everything to me

obsetress: jamie's already big blushing

em: a little secret between hannah obsetress and em cowlesbian but i am So thinking abt it

em: patreon exclusive exes au au

[em edit: you can imagine how long this lasted]

obsetress: no one is happy about this situation except dani, who is delighted

em: after, jamie's like. what did u mean by u don’t think that...

em: puffs out her chest

em: i could have-

em: danis like yeah but i know u didn’t did u

obsetress: dani clayton ilu

em: danis like um

em: completely unprompted bc dani ‘finishes a conversation 5 hours later’ is really funny to me

em: danis like i did tho

em: jamies like can you DROP IT

em: she’s SMUG

em: she’s so pleased w herself

obsetress: in bed with the lights off jamie's pulling the sheets up and closing her eyes afterthought

obsetress: just a happy lil hum and an "i did, though"

obsetress: and jamie knows IMMEDIATELY what she's talking about

em: dani never lets jamie live it down

obsetress: never!

obsetress: they'll be washing dishes one day "hey baby?" "hmm" "you slept with a landlord"

em: oh um. flipping the whole ‘experienced jamie virginal dani’ trope everyone loves but

em: i love the idea of dani being like hey jamie did u ever- and jamies like (grumbles) does it matter

em: dani is mentally applying a gold star to her chart

obsetress: ksdljfskdfjlsdjflksdjaf

obsetress: the gold star

em: at this point dani is absolute just tryna tease jamie so she’s like oh well when- and jamies like ok i get it

em: jamie Pretends not to be a little interested

obsetress: meanwhile vi and rebecca very matter of factly swapped stories the first day they Realized

obsetress: vibecca swapping stories and their stories complimenting each other so well that they're like well. hmm

obsetress: glad those two found each other

em: two praise kinks u say

em: ok sorry one more thought i’m thinking abt like

em: jamie staying over (idk if this is before or during damie) and viola and perdi are having yet another spat on the phone and violas like

em: no you ALWAYS do this, whatever you think you’re doing with rebecca-‘ and she barely hears some muffled sorta ‘oh, sorry, remember jamie-

em: and jamies doing the maths. hmm

em: jamies like actually i refuse to examine this further. self care

em: brings it up with dani later and dani LOSES her shit laughing

em: haha jamie you got willoughby’ed

obsetress: SCREAMS

obsetress: you got willoughby'd

obsetress: how does one get willoughbyd asking for a friend

em: yeah same asking for a friend

obsetress: dani, gigglesnorting: wait, you hooked up with... with perdi?

obsetress: (dani hates perdita because viola hates perdita and it is a deep seated hatred she refuses to unlearn)

obsetress: a loyalty strange and enduring, despite it all

em: to be fair perdi is the Worst

em: all of these characters i love to make sympathetic and then perdi is where i draw the line akdhdkhd

em: it’s funnier if she’s awful

em: like a viola that never gets therapy

obsetress: lldjfkaskldfj god same

obsetress: it's too good

em: danis like wait hold on. lemme get a pen

em: makes a silly little chart

em: if the fandom tries to make jamie into a shane the l word character i will simply take that and make jamie mortified abt her uh. well! a pretty girl is nice to her and she forgets how to behave

em: jamie's like oh sure like u don’t have embarrassing flings- and danis like yeah but i don’t interact w them on a daily basis jamie

em: also i didn’t fuck perdi

obsetress: skskskflsdflks

obsetress: "you did fuck perdi though, right? because that just be embarrassing, jamie, if she had been the one who..."

em: skgsdjhdkdhdk

em: jamie grumbles something abt pillow princesses and dani like

em: CLAPS her hands in glee

obsetress: jlsdjflkJSDFKJSDFJ

obsetress: GOD

obsetress: she's immediately pulling out her phone to text vi

em: jamies like why would u message her sister that u freak n danis like oh no theyre very open with each other it’s uh. hmm. anyway

[aravosinhighheels]

So I am terrible at writing fic.

But I like to think a few of my ideas could be turned into decent fic so feel free to use them. In case I never do ( which lets be honest is pretty likely).

Idea 1. AU of when Zarkon destroyed the planet Lotor was attached to. Lotor impulsively lashes out at Zarkon after seeing the destruction and because he is emotional and impulsive and young he gets the shit knocked out of him and sustains heavy injuries almost dying. But he doesn't because Haggar instinctively feels the urge to save him. So instead he's put in suspended animation kinda frozen in time and healing when he wakes up his punishement is to be sent to the Gladiator pits and thats where he meets Shiro. And one of 2 things can happen

1. Shiro is the only one who manages to escapes with Lotor's help but slowly starts remembering Lotor and is very driven to save him and does so recruiting him into the team( Shotor AU)

2. Escapes with Shiro and lands on earth with Shiro therefore he meets Allura with the rest of the Palladins with the rest of the palladins ( Could work for pretty much any ship basically but definetly a brotp happening with Shiro and Lotor if not a otp).

In both cases Lotor never commits genocide and never has the chance to form the new Altea place. Whether or not he knows the generals depends on when you think he met them before or after his exile. If its before yes if its after no.

Idea 2:  Remember the parallel dimension with the evil Alteans? Well AU that Zarkon was able to save himself from zombification in that world or reverse it. But he wasn't able to stop the war. Instead he chooses to seal away his son ( who he has a complicated relationship with) and a few generals the way Alfor did with Coran and Allura. The palladins from the world we know end up stuck in this dimension again and come across Lotor wake him and his generals up and join forces with them to bring down the evil Altean empire. ( again any ship works here)

Idea 3 Oriande goes differently both Lotor and Allura end up with magical abilities but different from each other. Due to his fully unlocked abilities and Black's general saltiness towards Clone Shiro she picks a different Palladin, Lotor.

Allura now sees dreams of a new white lion calling to her. While Lotor sees visions of a second Shiro. Keith returns because of this new development and finds he's back to being Red's palladin and Blue constantly switching between Lance and Allura. Allura ( and the majority of the palladins ) decide that if white is out there then its worth looking for. Especially because of Blue's current moodiness. So Allura and Lance fly of with Blue to find the White Lion while Lotor has the revalation that Shiro isn't really Shiro while trying to convince the rest of the team that this is the case discreetly, trying to free fake Shiro from Haggar's influence, and bonding with the rest of the team. Especially Keith who is the least happy about Lotor replacing Shiro as Black Palladin.

(Ships Allurance and Keitor. Kuron may or may not live. White Palladin Allura .Shiro gonna pilot Atlas possibly with Kuron. Black Palladin Lotor, Red Palladin Keith, Blue Palladin Lance. Also Lotor genociding the Alteans just never happened he he may or may not have formed new Altea but he wasn’t harvesting anyone) 

[bitegore]

What about Skids or Brainstorm.

oh from yesterday??? my boy. and also skids. sure

Skids

How I feel about this character

meh. hes cool, I guess? but I think of him, i think of Grindcore, and then i get upset. So I don’t like him much by relation. 

ngl i didn’t think i had any sort of like intergenerational shoah trauma and then i saw the scene with the melting room floor and was like

yeah

thats bad 

so that’s a lot of fun, and great, and so i kinda Stay Away From Him for the most part, although i do intend to get over that because it was! a cool! fukcing! idea! i just didn’t do well with it at all

also im still mad that they drew shoah parallels like, no, alternate army =/= ethnic group, and that’s not a fucking genocide, and that just makes me really mad, but this isn’t what you asked about so i won’t throw too much salt at you 

All the people I ship romantically with this character

i’ve seen some good shit with Swerve? but mostly no one

actually that’s a lie; after the last Lost Light we read, i kinda have skids/rung feelings. but mostly skids and rung as friends. rung is one that weirds me out to ship with

My non-romantic OTP for this character

rung, hands down

i also did like Skids and Quark

and Skids and Tarn/Damus

but all of those things are things i emphatically refuse to look for more of for obvious reasons, so. 

My unpopular opinion about this character

I don’t really believe that he was in a romantic headspace towards Nautica. There’s perfectly good evidence that she might have been towards him–but I think once they became amicas, he kind of went ‘yeah that’s all’ and settled himself into being her friend. 

but he’s dead

so it’s not like we know

the stuff from Adaptus’s planet was picked straight from Nautica’s subconscious and I don’t go by it. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

NOT GRINDCORE.

honestly? if Skids and Damus knew each other when younger, there’s no reason that Damus/Tarn couldn’t take some shit out on Skids personally

that would still have been immensely traumatizing. especially given what that shit did to Pharma… 

and i don’t think Tarn was nearly as focused on breaking Pharma as he was on getting shit he needed from Pharma, in which case, if he decided to break someone Just Because, that would have been worse

but for real. we didn’t need the fucking holocaust parallels. i hate that

Brainstorm

my boy who literally got me to follow my dreams and go apply for engineering school instead of writing myself off as ‘not good enough’ because i mean, sure, he’s fucking brillliant, but also he’s a disaster and if he could make it i might as well try, right?

How I feel about this character

love

love love love

i love him

All the people I ship romantically with this character

me

Nautica, but like, only a little, and not in canon! i don’t want that in canon! i have many ships i like and i wouldn’t want to see in canon ever and this is one of them

Percy

Quark

Getaway (solely for eye candy tho, they’re both just… real pretty)

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Nautica

Nightbeat

My unpopular opinion about this character

HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO SOCIALIZE DONT @ ME I WILL TAKE NO DISSENT ON THIS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT RELATIONSHIPS SHOULD LOOK LIKE AND HE HAS NO IDEA HOW PEOPLE NORMALLY INTERACT HIS ONLY FRIENDS HE EVER REALLY HAD WERE WORK BUDDIES OR CHROMEDOME, WHO BARELY COUNTS AS A FUNCTIONAL INDIVIDUAL

HE DOES NOT SOCIALIZE PROPERLY

AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON’T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SOCIALIZE PROPERLY 

MAYBE ONCE UPON A TIME HE COULD

BUT ITS BEEN 4 MILLION YEARS SINCE HE TRULY BOTHERED

AND NOW HE’S A MESS

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

i want him to be just as filthy rich as Drift and have no idea whether or not he’s actually rich because he hasn’t ever checked his bank account, and he opens it up and they’re all like “WHOA” and hes just like, “aw nuts, this isnt enough money? do i need more?” and they go “NO NO YOU’RE FINE” 

because iirc he was the one who didn’t know how much was a lot of money???

so that would just crack me right up