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imactuallyreallycool ยท 1 year ago
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You should.. tooooooOooooOOoOOartallly draw Dustin :3 any season of ur choice and u can choose basically everything idm i just need dustin art mUAHAHAHAH โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
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Sorry this took so long (Iโ€™ve been doing other stuff lmaooooo)
DUSTIN, MY BOY, MY SON ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’–
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purplepeptobismol ยท 3 months ago
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lads i am so hyped for IWMOY ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿซต just wanna say, I read this fic when it still had 8 chapters I believe ?? and I opened the day I was leaving my job and I got a surprise burger on my break from one of the chefs ((I then moved country))) SO UH YEAH !! Fics that hit me hard always have a very VERY specific memory to me. Like I read it in hours flat Iโ€™d say, I have never felt so emotional over a fic like Iโ€™ve sobbed happy and sad tears-
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ANYWAYS AS FOR LIKE QUESTIONS !!!
-What inspired you to create IWMOY ?
-Iโ€™m curious but in the flashbacks - did Cooper die? When he stopped breathing and Leo panicked? Iโ€™m wondering about this and if Kenny may have ever seen Cooper die until well when he shot himselfโ€ฆ. Iโ€™m only asking because I like to read so heavily into details and little stuff like this and I just want my own personal confirmation LMAO !!
-What was the most challenging part when creating some of the lore for the fics ??
First of all, I just wanna say that I appreciate you so much Volta ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’–. Youโ€™ve fr been the best tumblr moot Iโ€™ve ever had because youโ€™re the only one thatโ€™s always interacting with me. I WILL LITERALLY DIE FOR YOU HOMIE, JUST ASK AND I WILL KILL FOR YOU TOO!!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ Okay okay answering time!
[this post will contain I Will Make of You spoilers for chapter 8 to 14 ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ]
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IWMOY is so interesting because it was those types of projects where there were a lot of mini-things that pushed me to create it, and it all just came together all at once.
From what I could remember, I think it first started with the idea of โ€œwhat if Kenny has a child and that child goes back in time to meet him when heโ€™s a teenager?โ€ It was pretty comical in my head. Like itโ€™s one thing for Kenny to be a parent, but him meeting said kid when heโ€™s still a teenager? Hilarious! I always though next gen fan-kids where pretty fun if done right, and there was a big lack of content for it on ao3, along with time travel stories. Then, another idea came to me (I donโ€™t remember if this was before the other one, or after): โ€œwhat if Kenny met another immortal?โ€ At first, I thought of Karen turning out to be immortal, or someone else getting that ability, but none of them stuck. Either way, I had this idea floating in my head;;; I for sure wanted to right a bunny centric story too, so I was just daydreaming of different story ideas for those two. It wasnโ€™t until I suddenly got an epiphanyโ€ฆ.. โ€œWhat if Kennyโ€™s son ends up having the same powers of immortality as him?โ€ I saw so much potential with this idea because I could only imagine the guilt he would feel as a parent!! (I sort of mention this here too) It was something worth exploring, so I decided to write the concept in my notes app.
*my usual process before starting a fic is me writing an idea in my notes app, and if I want to continue exploring the idea, I move it to my docs*
Since it was a sci-fi/time travel focused idea, I decided to rewatch a lot of different time travel movies in the meantime (Back to the Future, the Adam Project, Predestination, etc). It wasnโ€™t until I rewatched Meet the Robinsons, and I heard "Another Believer" that I FINALLY got a song to inspire me into establishing the relationship between Kenny and his future son. I wasnโ€™t writing scenes just yet, I was actually just daydreaming of this concept and potential scene ideas, mentally brainstorming, but I was still lacking a solid plot! Around this time, my friends and I were doing a watch party, and my movie choice was the new South Park special the โ€œEnd of Obesity.โ€ While watching it, there was this part where Butters got stuck in a tesseract.
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(Okay but looking back and seeing Butters being the one stuck in the tesseract inside the black hole is actually funny given how my story is going to play out๐Ÿ˜ญ)
I didnโ€™t understand this reference at first, until one of my friends told me it was suppose to be an โ€˜Interstellarโ€™ reference. I was like??? What??? Then Lyn and another friend of mine were like โ€œYOU HAVENT SEEN INTERSTELLAR?!?!โ€ And I was like??? No??? So when we finished watching the special, we put the movie on andโ€ฆ IT FUCKING CLICKED. The music, the science, the family, YEARNING, THE HUMAN EMOTIONSโ€” that, coupled with what I got from Meet the Robinsons. IT WAS LIKE MY BRAIN JUST OPENED. I kid you not, I sat in front of my computer, put the interstellar soundtrack and just started drafting and brainstorming on my Docs on July 14 of 2024:
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No food or sleep, just moving my freaking hands on the keyboard. Eventually, I was writing all these scenes appearing in my head, and i was like???? I can literally start drafting the chapters out instead??? I was typing for a total of three days straight when I finished outlining and drafting the entirety of IWMOY ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ€ฆ. But, I was still going through it tho ๐Ÿ™. For one, I realized this story was going to have an OC as a main character, and me personally, I kinda donโ€™t like OCs in ficsโ€ฆ. So I didnโ€™t think people were gonna like this fic in the first place. Another, was the time travel dilemma. There are so many contradictions and plot holes with A LOT (and I meanโ€ฆ pretty much all) of time travel focused movies. ๐Ÿ’€ Iโ€™m so over critical and it got on my nerves when it kept happening, so I had to create SOMETHING that would make time travel work! (Which eventually became the One-Tab Guide). I wasnโ€™t going to post this fic at all, and maybe wait until I was done posting all the IBMT chapters I had outlined, butโ€ฆ I just couldnโ€™t stop thinking about that fic. I had it all basically figured out, and I was so fascinated with the concept I had createdโ€ฆ but, โ€œitโ€™s an oc centric fic,,,,, maybe people wonโ€™t like it and it would all be for nothingโ€ฆโ€
It wasnโ€™t until my 2 bffs gave me some encouragement that I finally gave in; I finished the first chapter of IWMOY and got it posted on August 6th of 2024 :,) I didnโ€™t think it would become as huge as it is now. So I truly mean it when I say that Iโ€™m so incredibly happy people are enjoying a project I thought no one would like <333. I cannot thank you guys enough.
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[SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 14]
So, yes. Cooper did actually die in that scene ๐Ÿ˜”. His cause of death was Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome (Yโ€™know, that thing where babies just??? die??? Just cuz??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ??). Coopers first actual death was back in the artificial womb in chapter 13. His second was that scene with Butters. And his third death was when he was 4 (Cooper considers that death his first because itโ€™s the only one he could recall). The only real death Kenny witnessed before Cooper shot himself was the one in the artificial womb ๐Ÿ’” sadly (wouldโ€™ve saved a whole lot of complications if they just communicated ๐Ÿ˜ซ but no).
Actuallyโ€” let me explain what happened in that scene with Butters POV (because itโ€™s actually pretty dark): Kenny went back to the lab to attend on some work-related issues, and Butters decided to go out in the meantime to do some quick grocery shopping. So he took baby Coop in a carrier and they both went out! While he was shopping, heโ€™s picking out things here and there when he notices something isโ€ฆ off. โ€œCoop, baby?โ€ He checks up on Cooper to see if heโ€™s okay, but heโ€™s oddly still and cold to the touch. โ€œCooper? Baby, wake upโ€ฆ โ€ He starts to pull him out of the carrier to check on his vitals, โ€œWake up, Cooper!!โ€ but heโ€™s not responding at all. โ€œOh Jesus, COOPER! Somebody!! Help me!!! My baby-โ€ Since Cooper isnโ€™t responding, Butters starts to sob and ask for help, but everyone keeps ignoring him. โ€œSOMEBODY, PLEASE!! MY BABY NEEDS HELP MY BABY, HEโ€™S-โ€ But just when Butters realizes that Cooper is, in fact, dead, his tears suddenly halt. He puts Cooper back in the carrier, and returns to his shoppingโ€ฆ. Butters probably left Cooper in the car and in that carrier; it gave Cooper the chance to respawn in his crib before Kenny arrived. I feel like deep down, that part of Buttersโ€™ who had that immense amount of parental love for his baby WANTED to fight against the curse. As he was going on about his day as his son lay dead, I imagine how he was probably screaming in pure anguish inside of his head while his body was in this weird autopilot type of dissociation :(. And since he was trying so hard to fight it, a fraction of the memory stayed. Itโ€™s why he had that "nightmare" in his sleep. *Sighโ€ฆ..*
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Surprisingly, this fic wasnโ€™t as challenging compared to the other series Iโ€™m working on. But if I were to choose something that was sort of complicated, I think it would be the time travel aspect of the story and Cooperโ€™s characterization. I have this need to always use logic in every situation; everything has to have an answer or a meaning. I try my best NOT to be like that, butโ€ฆ. I canโ€™t help it ๐Ÿฅฒ. I basically review my story the way an English teacher would LMAOOO. In the question of โ€œwhy did the author describe the curtains being blue?โ€ Iโ€™m not a โ€œthereโ€™s no real meaning, the curtains are just blueโ€ Iโ€™m a big โ€œYES, YES THEYโ€™RE BLUE FOR A REASON! THANK GOD YOU NOTICED!!!โ€ type of person ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
I mentioned earlier that I wanted to work around the time travel dilemma: โ€œhow do you make time travel work and fix around its plot holes?โ€ Thankfully, I was able to pull out my trusty whiteboard and go on different scientific rambles regarding the theories and paradoxes with my friends. โ€œHow will Cooper go back in time and talk to Kenny without causing a grandfather paradox?โ€ or โ€œif they do save Butters and Kate, wouldnโ€™t that cause a split?โ€ Basically, all of the questions Craig and Kyle were asking in chapter 14, I was asking them myself๐Ÿซก.
As for the other one, it was mainly Cooperโ€™s characterization and how to make him a likable OC. Heโ€™s not an actual canon character, which means that most people wonโ€™t care about him like they would with one of the other South Park boys. I had to figure out his personality, backstory, and his motivations in a way that would hook readers. I didnโ€™t want to make him exactly like Kenny or a carbon copy of Buttersโ€” I wanted to give him his own autonomy, but have his personality reflect the way he was raised, and his troubles with immortality in a realistic way [his attitude throughout the story was a buildup for the reveal in chapter 8 and his backstory arc]. Heโ€™s kinda like Kenny, yes, but I wanted to give him quirks that parallel differences between the two. One of them was suppose to be their immortality. Cooper views it as power and a way to escape trouble, while Kenny sees it as a painful curse he could occasionally use as a tool for the sake of scientific progression. Itโ€™s why Cooper is all willy-nilly about ending his life while Kenny (current timeline as well) is stressing his balls off ๐Ÿ’€. I was afraid that Cooper acting like a reckless dick in the first couple of chapters was going to put people off, and.. maybe it hasโ€ฆ but giving his reasoning in his POV arc hopefully painted some kind of explanation ๐Ÿ˜ฃ, bro just loves his family and wants them back. It wouldโ€™ve been less complicated if Cooper just explained things to Kenny early on, BUT;;; I mean, Cooperโ€™s just a 14 year old kid that believes he can handle everything on his own because of his powers [sadly lil bro is NOT immune ๐Ÿ™], he was still grieving, and he was afraid of disappointing his father for failing his dad and sisterโ€” yeah, even disappointing his younger version. Hm.
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I donโ€™t think those doubts and anxiety when it comes to my own writing will ever leave, especially with the upcoming projects Iโ€™m planning on writing. I really put my heart and soul into these things, and I want to give it my all; itโ€™s not just a fanfiction to ME guys!!!! And I want you to FEEL the same feelings I feel whenever I consume a piece of media that makes me feel human. โ€œThis is what humans were meant to be doing! Feel alive! Not work a 9 to 5 just to survive!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ซ. But anyways, thanks for this ask Volta ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน hope you enjoyed this answer.
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robloxgoddess ยท 2 years ago
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suck bakls???
You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž piece ๐Ÿ— of shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ. You ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป absolute ๐Ÿ™€ waste ๐Ÿ—‘ of space ๐Ÿš€ and air ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ uneducated ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿšซ, ignorant ๐Ÿ˜ท, idiotic ๐Ÿ˜œ dumb ๐Ÿคค swine ๐Ÿ’ฉ, youโ€™re an absolute ๐Ÿ˜ค embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜ณ to humanity ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค and all ๐Ÿ’ฏ life ๐Ÿ‘ค as a whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜. The magnitude ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Ž of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ failure โŒ just now is so indescribably ๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿฝ massive ๐ŸŒ that one โ˜ hundred ๐Ÿ’ฏ years ๐Ÿ“… into the future ๐Ÿ“… your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ name ๐Ÿ“› will be used ๐ŸŽถ as moniker of evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ก for heretics ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Even ๐ŸŒ if all ๐Ÿ’ฏ of humanity ๐Ÿ‘ค put ๐Ÿ”› together ๐Ÿ‘ฅ their collective ๐Ÿ›  intelligence ๐Ÿง  there is no ๐Ÿšซ conceivable way โ†• they could have thought ๐Ÿค” up โฌ† a way โ†• to fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ up โ˜ on ๐Ÿ”› the unimaginable scale ๐Ÿ you ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘ˆ just did. When ๐Ÿ‘ Jesus ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ died โšฐโ˜  for our sins ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, he ๐Ÿ‘จ must ๐Ÿ”’ not have seen ๐Ÿ‘€ the sacrilegious act ๐ŸŽญ we just witnessed ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ performing ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘Œ, because if he ๐Ÿ‘จ did he ๐Ÿ‘จ would have forsaken ๐Ÿ’ฉ humanity ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค long 8๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ ago ๐Ÿ”™ so that your ๐Ÿ‘‰ birth ๐Ÿ‘ถ may ๐Ÿ—“ have never ๐Ÿšซ become ๐Ÿ˜Œ reality ๐Ÿ˜. After ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ die ๐Ÿ’€, your ๐Ÿ‘‰ skeleton ๐Ÿ’€โ˜  will be displayed ๐Ÿ“บ in a museum ๐Ÿ› after 2๏ธโƒฃ being scientifically ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ researched ๐Ÿ”Žโœจ so that all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ฏ future ๐Ÿ“… generations ๐Ÿ‘Œ may ๐Ÿ‘Œ learn ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ not to generate ๐Ÿ‘ถ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ bone โ˜  structure ๐Ÿ•‹, because every ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ tiny ๐Ÿ˜‘ detail ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‰ anyone ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ may ๐Ÿ—“ have in common ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉ with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ degrades ๐Ÿ‘Ž them to a useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž piece ๐Ÿ— of trash ๐Ÿ—‘ and a burden ๐Ÿ’ช to society ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ. No ๐Ÿšซ wonder ๐ŸŽ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ father ๐Ÿ‘จ questioned ๐Ÿค”โ“๐Ÿง whether ๐ŸŒฉ or not your ๐Ÿ‘‰ were truly ๐Ÿ’ฏ his ๐Ÿ’ฆ son ๐Ÿ‘ฆ, for you'd have to not be a waste ๐Ÿ—‘ of carbon โš— matter ๐Ÿ™… for anyone ๐Ÿ™‹ to love โค you ๐Ÿ‘‰ like ๐Ÿ‘ a family ๐Ÿ‘ช member ๐Ÿ‡. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ birth ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ถ made ๐Ÿ‘‰ it so that mankind ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ is worse ๐Ÿ˜ซ of in every ๐Ÿ’ฏ way โ†• you ๐Ÿ‘‰ can possibly ๐Ÿ’ฏ imagine ๐Ÿ’ญ, and you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป have made ๐Ÿ‘‰ it so that society ๐Ÿ‘ฅ can never โŒ really ๐Ÿ’ฏ recover ๐Ÿ˜˜ into a state ๐Ÿ‘Œ of organization โœŠ. Everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ has forever ๐Ÿ• fallen โฌ‡ into a bewildering chaos ๐ŸŒ‹, through which unrecognizable core ๐ŸŒŽ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can only find ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿค  misfortune ๐Ÿ‘ฒ. I ๐Ÿ‘ would say ๐Ÿ’ฌ the apocalypse โ˜ โ˜ฃโ˜ข is upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ us ๐Ÿ‘จ but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ this is merely ๐Ÿซ the closest ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ word ๐Ÿ““ humans ๐Ÿ‘ค have for the sheer ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ scale ๐Ÿ† of horror ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ† that is now reality ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ. You ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‘ˆ have forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค condemned ๐Ÿ‘ฟ everyone ๐Ÿ‘ฅ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป love ๐Ÿ˜ and know ๐Ÿ’ญ into an eternal ๐Ÿ’ซ state ๐Ÿ‘Œ of suffering ๐Ÿ˜ญ, worse ๐Ÿ“‰ than any human ๐Ÿ‘ค concept ๐Ÿค” of hell ๐Ÿ”ฅ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are such an unholy ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป being, that if you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ step โฌ…๐Ÿ‘ž within ๐Ÿ…ฐ a one โ˜ hundred ๐Ÿ”ข foot ๐Ÿ‘ฃ radius โ˜€ of a holy ๐Ÿ™ place ๐Ÿšฉ or a place ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ that has ever ๐Ÿ˜  been deemed โ—๐Ÿ‘ช important ๐Ÿ” by anyone ๐Ÿ™‹, your ๐Ÿ‘‰ distorted ๐Ÿ˜œ sac religious ๐Ÿ™ soul ๐Ÿ‘ป will ruin ๐Ÿ˜ญ whatever ๐Ÿ™Œ meaning ๐Ÿ˜ it ever ๐Ÿ˜  had beyond ๐Ÿ‘‰ repair ๐Ÿ™Œ. You ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ˆ are an idiotic ๐Ÿ’ข, shiteating, dumbass ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ape ๐Ÿต and no ๐Ÿ™… one ๐Ÿ˜ค has ever ๐Ÿ˜  loved โค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ. Rhodes Island ๐ŸŒด would have been better ๐Ÿ‘ off ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ if you'd never โŒ joined ๐Ÿคฉ us ๐Ÿ‘จ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are a lying ๐Ÿ˜ค, backstabbing, cowardly ๐Ÿ„ useless ๐Ÿ‘Ž piece ๐Ÿ— of shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ and I ๐Ÿ‘ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Ž you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ with every ๐Ÿ’ฏ single โ˜ part ใ€ฝ of my being. Even ๐ŸŒƒ this worlds ๐ŸŒŽ finest ๐Ÿ“ฅ writers ๐Ÿ“ and poets ๐Ÿ˜ฉ from throughout ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ the ages ๐Ÿ‘ต could never โŒ hope ๐Ÿ™ to accurately โ˜‘ describe ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ™Œ the scale ๐Ÿ† on ๐Ÿ”› which you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ just fucked ๐Ÿ˜ฉ up โฌ†, and how incredibly ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ€ผโ— idiotic ๐Ÿ˜œ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are. Anyone ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™ that believes ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™ in any religion ๐Ÿ™ out there should now realize ๐Ÿ’ก that they have been wrong ๐Ÿšผ๐ŸšซโŒ this entire ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ time โฐ, for if divine ๐Ÿ˜ฐ beings ๐Ÿ were real ๐Ÿ’ฏ, they would never ๐Ÿšซ have allowed โœ… a being such as you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to stain ๐Ÿ˜‚ the earth ๐ŸŒŽ and this universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. In the future ๐Ÿ“… there will be horror ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ† stories ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ‘ˆ made ๐Ÿ‘‰ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, with the scariest ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ˜ฑ part ๐Ÿ—ณใ€ฝ of them being that the reader ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“’ has to realize ๐Ÿค” that such an indescribable ๐Ÿ›‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿฝ monster ๐Ÿ‘น actually ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ…ฑ exists ๐Ÿ˜‚, and that the horrific ๐Ÿ’€ events ๐ŸŽซ from the
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rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos ยท 2 years ago
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THE GANG'S ALL HERE {WARNING: PICREW ๐Ÿ˜ฆ}
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Julius Demain Pidieu but what his voice sounds like to me. Sadly, he looks five months old because the picrew I am obsessed with had no wrinkles๐Ÿฅบ. He no longer looks like a sweet sphinx cat๐Ÿ˜ญ
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APRICOT UN'AUTRE PIDIEU IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS NO CONTENT DESPITE BEING JULES'S CANONICAL DAUGHT- oh. Jules has no content. Like father like daughter ๐Ÿ˜ž.
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THIS AUSTRALIAN IS HAVING GAY SEX WITH JULES. {Argent ร‰tolie Chevalier is an OC} {He has like fifteen piercings but I forgor ๐Ÿคก}
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Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mo- {Dolores Toujours Pideu, Apricot's cool lesbian albino trans aunt that is going to kill me with her beauty}
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Callahan Cyra Jumanah is Dolores's sweetheart, and I AM ALSO GOING CRAZY OVER HER. POWER COUPLE ULTIMATE EDITION. { Some people think she's faking her condition -chronic pain in her left leg and fatigue- because she can walk [with a cane]} {She has to hold Dolly back}
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LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR MASC GENDERFLUID PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO {Coquille Bleue Pidieu is the eldest sibling of the three and can sense colors, shapes, and shadows despite being legally blind.}
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WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED. OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED- {Captain Hรฉraklรจs Alcides Puissant-Redevance of the RCM is an old family friend}
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WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT-{Amoureux Perdue Du'Passe, Jules's former work partner and spouse. Sadly, he was killed on the force a few weeks after Apricot died of brain cancer. It was not a good year for Mr Pidieu.}
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W. what if. Jeannie-Marie but when she was young. She was able to work around the giant black ink stain on her yellow dress by finding a thick but comfy sweater. She's one of those people who cannot fucking feel heat so she's alright. {PRETTY WONMAN๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคค WITH COCK?????? AMAZING ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ซโญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŸโœจโšก๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿคโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉนโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿค๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ™}
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Look, Young Renฤ— was a little cinnamon roll. He could make the most "Fuck dem kids" person into preschool teacher worthy in less than an hour. But y'know, kindness sometimes drowns in hate and PTSD. Although, current Renฤ— MIGHT not make you want to throw a fucking grenade at him if you're at the "Okay, you can put your hand on my wrist BUT THAT'S IT." stage. Zero people are currently at that stage because J-M isn't part of the lore anymore. Also, yeah Renฤ—'s trans. trans people can be inconsiderate assholes, we're not sparkles and rainbows. I mean, Look at me. I might not be inconsiderate but I CAN be an ass-of-the-hole.
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Lieutenant Leo hey uh what's that say? K. WHAT. KITSURAGI??? OH MY FUCKING GOD. W H A T? {<-My brain in the process of making this guy up.} {LOOK IT'S KIM'S HALF [?] SEOLITE DAD!} {Btw despite the resting bitch face he's a nerdy sweetheart that loves cars. y'know like his son. I'm going to cry.}
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Cecelia Davenport/Kitsuragi, Kim's fuckin' MILF of a mom. She and Leo LOVED to match. I'm welling up again. Btw she wasn't fully finished because it was three fucking AM when I made her so. ๐Ÿ˜”.
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I feel like Gaston was a little fuckboy in his teens. I mean, he was still polite though and that lead to conversations like: "So uh [Lip bite} What're you doin' later? OH, FUCK you're grandma's recovering from cancer???? That's amazing! I hope she gets better soon! I can buy some flowers for her if it would cheer her up a bit! Have a good day!" Then Renฤ— comes up and is like "Dude. You fucking sweetheart. Stop acting like a charity and get some goddamn pussy."
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DORA THE DIVORCE EMPLOYER- {Not to be omni but oh my god. oh fuck. golly gee. I wolf whistle while my eyes pop comically out of their sockets and I spontaneously combust then pour a giant bucket of water over myself and steam rises from my ears like a train} {She's not actually in this AU but I love her and felt like making her}
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Elizabeth is the type of girl to try and look professional but still go all out. She finally got out of the gardener's clothes and is slaying hard. Now, speaking of har-
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Made Marie without her hijab because I'm a feral fucking animal and I legit couldn't imagine her hair correctly without reference and ALSO
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REMADE YOUNG RENร‰ BECAUSE I HATE THE FIRST ONE. Also I hate that you can't color the facial hair because it looks like his hair is dyed when he's just like that.
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LOOK, IT'S LILLIANOVICH! What the FUCK would this bitch wear when he was a kid? Just made some shit up bro. Also, I like to think he uses reading glasses even though he has pretty good eyes overall.
THERE WE GO
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Your a son. Your a brother. Your a father. Your a uncle. Your someone's first love. Your so much more then what you give yourself credit for. Your smart. Your hilarious. Talented. Got heart and I know things get tough when you feel like nobody is there and like you got no one but I guarantee one thing. Your always gonna have ME, GOD AND YOUR KIDS. No matter the mistakes that the person reading this has made, or the person laughing at you has made we ALL make mistakes. Just as their child, brother, sister, mother and father has made or will make in the future, And it takes more then once, twice, three times even.. to get it right but I know you can do this. Just like the judgemental people can get it right as well. Pray for everyone on whatever battle it is your/their going through or feeling. I AM PRAYING FOR YOU. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™
Most of the ones I'm speaking on needs UNDERSTANDING and to know they got this with YOUR SIMPLE words of "you can do it. You got this" ( no matter how many times you have to tell them they need it)
I get it, there is people that has never had to go through some that others go through and that's great for you but still know your words and judgement affect some that are weak and want to run to the devil when that loved one speaks down on them. (Called addiction)
Wish I could make this world a better place but I can only walk my path God has me on and do right within my path.
If you think your not loved, I love you. God loves you !!! ๐Ÿ˜‡
Keep your heads up. There is YOURSELF to prove to that you GOT THIS . ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ฏion pick with nobody and ion disrespect nobody until I feel disrespected.Yes, it can be exhausting. You're right about that. Sometimes its best to know when you need to bounce and find better boundaries for yourself, too. If you're not being listened to, that's a huge deficit against you, too. You're never gonna get your needs met from someone like that. It can be more beneficial to take some time leaning inward instead. What are your patterns like with your friendships and relationships? Is there any interference from your childhood or any old wounds that constantly get poked and prodded throughout your life? It sucks being alone with these types of thoughts, but it doesn't have to be such a hard & cruel punishment. You're a lovely person, you have your own voice, you have your own wants needs & desires, and you deserve to spend time listening and learning about what you need. One of those needs, is knowing when you're poking around a dead bush, so you can also know you're worth the effort to leave and find better people who want to uplift you. Go deeper than what you think you know about yourself at this surface level junk and start asking yourself the harder things. What is it you want out of your life & relationships? And how do you want to handle yourself & your pain while you navigate this life? And how do you show up for yourself when others don't? And how can you be more kinder and gentle while you work it out? These are the things to lean into when others disappoint us. If u want an idea of how to start, check out my blog. Yes, it can be exhausting. You're right about that. Sometimes its best to know when you need to bounce and find better boundaries for yourself, too. If you're not being listened to, that's a huge deficit against you, too. You're never gonna get your needs met from someone like that. It can be more beneficial to take some time leaning inward instead. What are your patterns like with your friendships and relationships? Is there any interference from your childhood or any old wounds that constantly get poked and prodded throughout your life? It sucks being alone with these types of thoughts, but it doesn't have to be such a hard & cruel punishment. You're a lovely person, you have your own voice, you have your own wants needs & desires, and you deserve to spend time listening and learning about what you need. One of those needs, is knowing when you're poking around a dead bush, so you can also know you're worth the effort to leave and find better people who want to uplift you. Go deeper than what you think you know about yourself at this surface level junk and start asking yourself the harder things. What is it you want out of your life & relationships? And how do you want to handle yourself & your pain while you navigate this life? And how do you show up for yourself when others don't? And how can you be more kinder and gentle while you work it out? These are the things to lean into when others disappoint us. If u want an idea of how to start, check out my blog. Here is my controversial mental health take of the day: your negative emotions are not the problem, its the way you handle them that becomes the problem. You being jealous that your friend hung out with someone else and didn't tell you, is actually not the problem. It's when you choose to get angry with them, yell & lash out, or passive aggressively do something they hate to get revenge, or when you ignorIโ€™ve been triggered and Iโ€™m on one right now so yall hang on tight because here it comes ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Just because you have access to a social media account and free speech doesnโ€™t make it okay to tear someone down. Sure we all have our opinions and dark humor but that donโ€™t mean we need to spew it all over knowing it may wreck someone else. I can just imagine sitting there typing out some hideous post or comment with a smile on face thinking Iโ€™m the โ€œbees kneesโ€!! Like yassss I said what I said โ€ฆ congratulations!! It must take a miserable person to feel good about themselves knowing they hurt someone else. What did you gain? Did you feel better about yourself? Did you get a certificate like you won the spelling bee? No. What you more than likely did was take someones mind space that was already in a dark place and push them further into a hole. Nobody is patting you on the back but the devil. Thatโ€™s not a pat I want or ever seek. My mindset is โ€œif I made someone smile or feel better about their crappy situation then my job here is doneโ€ I would never intentionally be rude or hurtful to someone because thatโ€™s not where I find happiness. Maybe thatโ€™s what feeds you & thatโ€™s a reflection of you and trust me when I say itโ€™s not attractive. Over the past 9 months Iโ€™ve choked down so much and still managed to smile and lift other ppl up or atleast be supportive. Iโ€™ve come upon comments on other ppls post directed toward me and my past situation more than I can count and said nothing. Yโ€™all wanna make comments like nobody will ever see them โ€ฆ. We do! Trust me. Iโ€™ve went to bed many a nights stressing or worried about something someone said about me thatโ€™s NOT TRUE & I let it go. I never said a word. I just let them think whatever they wanted. Because at the end of the day I KNOW THE TRUTH but mostly importantly GOD knows โ€ฆ he saw it all. I have peace with that. What I donโ€™t have peace with is the fact that some of yall wanna make assumptions and when somebody puts you in your place you play the victim. You can choose to be a victim until the Lord calls you home but I choose to see everyday as a blessing Iโ€™m still here breathing and enjoying life. Your trauma and experiences is just that - YOURS - you have the power to turn it into something amazing to grow from knowing you didnโ€™t let it break you or you can spew your hurt onto ppl the rest of your life hurting the ones that love you. In the end itโ€™s your loss, sadly. Is it fair? Nope but itโ€™s not fair to the ppl you hurt either.
My biggest issue with social media is โ€œwell she shares everything so we should be able to ask & say whatever we wantโ€ Truthfully, if I had shared everything some of yall woulda been in a corner sucking your thumb ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ I put out there what I think may help someone else and add some comedy to it because sometimes all you can do is laugh because crying never got me anywhere. Worrying never got me anywhere. Being mean never got me anywhere either even when it was deserved. Not that this post is gonna change the world but there is a whole life for all of us out there to live with happiness, hope, and joy! Just because your life plans failed doesnโ€™t make you a topic of discussion for other ppl to judge because nobody knows YOUR situation and I for one am not gonna make an opinion of someone based off what they shared on social media.
Thank you for reading my novel. Word vomit is necessary sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโค๏ธ and I will continue standing up for myself. The doormat days are long gone. I love every one of yall even the ppl that are cruel to me because you need love the most and I still have plenty to give!
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According ๐Ÿ”› to all ๐Ÿ’ฏ known ๐ŸŽ“โœ” laws ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸปโŒ of aviation โœˆ, there is no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ way โ†• a bee ๐Ÿ should be able ๐Ÿ’ช to fly โœˆ๐ŸŒฌ. Its wings ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿคก are too small ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป to get ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝโ—€๐Ÿ” its fat ๐Ÿ‹ little ๐Ÿ‘Œ body ๐Ÿ˜ off ๐Ÿ“ด the ground ๐Ÿ˜ซ. The bee ๐Ÿฏ, of course ๐ŸŽ, flies ๐Ÿฆ anyway ๐Ÿ™„ because bees ๐Ÿ don't โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšซ care ๐Ÿ’… what humans ๐Ÿ‘ค think ๐Ÿ’ญ is impossible โŒ. Yellow ๐Ÿ’›, black โšซ. Yellow โš , black โฌ›. Yellow ๐Ÿ’›, black โšซ. Yellow โš , black โฌ›. Ooh ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, black โฌ› and yellow ๐Ÿ’›! Let's ๐Ÿฅบ shake ๐Ÿ˜ฒ it up โ˜ a little ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Barry ๐Ÿ“! Breakfast ๐Ÿณ is ready ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ†! Ooming ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜พ! Hang ๐Ÿ™ƒ on ๐Ÿ”› a second โฑ. Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™‹? - Barry ๐Ÿ“? - Adam ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ? - Oan ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ”ฅ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ believe ๐Ÿ™ this is happening ๐Ÿ˜ฑ? - I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ can't ๐Ÿšซ. I'll ๐Ÿ“ pick โ› you ๐Ÿ‘‰ up โฌ†. Looking ๐Ÿ‘€ sharp ๐Ÿ”ช. Use ๐Ÿ˜ the stairs ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ณ. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ father ๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸŽ… paid ๐Ÿ’ง good ๐Ÿ‘Œ money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต for those. Sorry ๐Ÿ™‡. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ excited ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜. Here's ๐Ÿ‘ˆ the graduate ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“. We're very ๐Ÿ™Œโœ… proud ๐Ÿ˜ค of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, son ๐ŸŒž. A perfect ๐Ÿ‘Œ report ๐Ÿ“„ card ๐Ÿ’ณ, all ๐Ÿ˜ค B's ๐Ÿ˜Ž. Very ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ proud ๐Ÿ˜ค. Ma! I ๐Ÿ‘ got ๐Ÿธ a thing ๐Ÿ•‘ going ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿข here. - You ๐Ÿ‘‰ got ๐Ÿธ lint ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜‹ on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fuzz ๐Ÿฆ. - Ow ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ…ฑ! That's โœ” me! - Wave ๐ŸŒŠ to us ๐Ÿ‘จ! We'll ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฏ be in row ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ 118,000 โœˆ๐Ÿข. - Bye ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™ƒ! Barry ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿž, I ๐Ÿ‘ told ๐Ÿ‘„ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, stop ๐Ÿšซ flying ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿฆ in the house ๐Ÿ ! - Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜€, Adam ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ. - Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ, Barry ๐Ÿ“. - Is that fuzz ๐Ÿฆ gel ๐Ÿค”? - A little ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Special ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐ŸŒž, graduation ๐ŸŽ“. Never ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ thought ๐Ÿค” I'd ๐Ÿ™ make ๐Ÿ–• it. Three 3๏ธโƒฃ days ๐ŸŒž grade ๐Ÿ“ school ๐Ÿซ, three 3๏ธโƒฃ days ๐ŸŒž high โฌ† school ๐Ÿซ. Those were awkward ๐Ÿ˜•. Three ๐Ÿ— days ๐ŸŒž college ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽ“. I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ glad โ˜บ I ๐Ÿ‘ took ๐Ÿ‘Š a day ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“… and hitchhiked ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ the hive ๐Ÿ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘‰ did come ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… back ๐Ÿ”™ different ๐Ÿ˜ก. - Hi ๐Ÿ’ฆ, Barry ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ. - Artie ๐Ÿ…ฐ, growing ๐ŸŒฑ a mustache ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป? Looks ๐Ÿ‘€ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ. - Hear ๐Ÿ™‰ about Frankie ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ’€? - Yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ. - You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ going ๐Ÿƒ to the funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน? - No ๐Ÿ˜ฃ, I'm ๐Ÿ’˜ not going ๐Ÿ‘‰. Everybody ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘จ knows ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ, sting ๐Ÿค— someone ๐Ÿ‘ค, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ die ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ โšฐ. Don't ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ waste ๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿšป๐Ÿ’ฉ it on ๐Ÿ”› a squirrel ๐ŸŒฐ. Such a hothead ๐Ÿฅต. I ๐Ÿ‘ guess ๐Ÿค” he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ could have just gotten ๐Ÿ’˜ out of the way โ†•. I ๐Ÿ‘ love โค this incorporating ๐Ÿ”ฅ an amusement ๐Ÿ˜ park ๐Ÿ…ฟ into our day ๐ŸŒž. That's โœ” why ๐Ÿค”โ‰ we don't ๐Ÿšซ need ๐Ÿ˜ฉ vacations ๐ŸŒ…. Boy ๐Ÿ‘ถ, quite ๐Ÿ“บ a bit ๐Ÿ˜ of pomp ๐Ÿ˜Ž... under โฌ‡ the circumstances โŒ. - Well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ, Adam ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…, today ๐Ÿ“† we are men ๐Ÿ‘ฆ. - We are! - Bee-men ๐Ÿ. - Amen ๐Ÿ™! Hallelujah ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ! Students ๐Ÿ”ฌ, faculty ๐Ÿ˜ท, distinguished ๐Ÿ…ฑ bees ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ…ฑ, please ๐Ÿ™ welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Dean ๐ŸŽญ Buzzwell ๐Ÿ’€. Welcome ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป, New ๐Ÿ†•โœจ Hive ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿค” Oity ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘– graduating ๐Ÿ˜  class ๐Ÿซ of... ...9:15 ๐Ÿ…ฑ. That concludes ๐Ÿ”š our ceremonies ๐ŸŽ‘. And begins ๐Ÿ”˜ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ career ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป at Honex ๐Ÿ’ฏ Industries ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿญโœ‹! Will we pick โ› ourjob today ๐Ÿ“…? I ๐Ÿ‘ heard ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™‰ it's just orientation ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ…ฑ. Heads ๐Ÿ’† up โ˜! Here we go ๐Ÿƒ. Keep ๐Ÿ‘Œ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ hands ๐Ÿ‘‹ and antennas ๐Ÿ“ถ๐Ÿ’  inside ๐Ÿ’  the tram ๐Ÿš‹ at all ๐Ÿ’ฏ times ๐Ÿ•. - Wonder ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ what it'll ๐Ÿ‘ผโ˜๐Ÿ™ be like ๐Ÿ’–? - A little ๐Ÿ‘ถ scary ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ to Honex ๐Ÿ’ฏ, a division โž— of Honesco and a part ใ€ฝ of the Hexagon ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ Group ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿšน. This is it! Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. We know ๐Ÿค” that you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, as a bee ๐Ÿ, have worked ๐Ÿข your ๐Ÿ‘‰ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ life ๐Ÿ’“ to get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ to the point ๐Ÿ“ where you ๐Ÿ‘‰ can work ๐Ÿข for your ๐Ÿ‘‰ whole ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… life ๐Ÿ‘ค. Honey ๐Ÿฏ begins ๐Ÿ”˜ when โฐ our valiant ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ…ฑ Pollen ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜  Jocks ๐ŸŽ bring ๐Ÿ‘Ž the nectar ๐Ÿ˜ฉ to the hive ๐Ÿ. Our top-secret ๐Ÿ™Š formula ๐Ÿ˜ƒ is automatically ๐Ÿค– color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing ๐Ÿ’ฆ sweet ๐Ÿฌ syrup ๐Ÿฏ with its distinctive ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘– golden ๐Ÿ’ฐ glow ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ know ๐Ÿ’ญ as... Honey ๐Ÿฏ! - That girl ๐Ÿ‘ง was hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ. - She's ๐Ÿ‘ง my cousin ๐Ÿ‘ฆ! - She ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ is? - Yes ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŒŒ, we're all ๐Ÿ’ฏ cousins ๐Ÿ‘ฆ. - Right ๐Ÿ‘Œ. You're right โœ”. - At Honex ๐Ÿ’ฏ, we constantly ๐Ÿ”† strive ๐Ÿ‘Œ to improve โฌ† every ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ž aspect ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‰ of bee โ—๐Ÿ existence ๐Ÿ’. These bees ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ† are stress-testing ๐Ÿ’ฏ a new ๐Ÿ†• helmet ๐Ÿ›ก technology ๐Ÿ“ฑ. - What do you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป think ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ…ฐ he ๐Ÿ‘จ makes ๐Ÿ–•? - Not enough ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Here we have our latest ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ advancement ๐ŸŽŠ, the Krelman ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ”. - What does that do? - Oatches ๐Ÿ‘ณ that little ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿต strand ๐Ÿ—บโ“ of honey ๐Ÿฏ that hangs ๐Ÿ˜œ after ๐Ÿ‘€ you ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘‰ pour ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ it. Saves ๐Ÿ“‘ us ๐Ÿ‘จ millions ๐Ÿ˜‚. Oan ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ anyone ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™ work ๐Ÿ’ผ on ๐Ÿ”› the Krelman ๐Ÿ‘? Of course ๐ŸŽ. Most bee ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿš” jobs ๐Ÿ’ผ are small ๐Ÿ‘Œ ones 1๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ค. But ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘ bees ๐Ÿฏ know ๐Ÿค” that every ๐Ÿ’ฏ small ๐Ÿ‘Œ job ๐Ÿ’ผ, if it's done โœ… well ๐Ÿ˜ฆ, means ๐Ÿ˜ a lot ๐Ÿ‘. But ๐Ÿ‘ choose ๐Ÿค” carefully โš  because you'll stay โœ‹ in the job ๐Ÿ’ผ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ pick โ› for the rest ๐Ÿ˜ช of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ life ๐Ÿ’“
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sleepycore34 ยท 8 years ago
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To be fair, ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜คyou have to have a very high IQ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜œto understand ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€Rick and Morty. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธThe humor ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œis extremely subtle, ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ปand without a solid grasp โœŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆof theoretical physics ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘€most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ตwhich is deftly woven into his characterisation ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿฅƒ- his personal philosophy ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜”draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซfor instance. The fans understand this stuff; ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏthey have the intellectual capacity ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคto truly appreciate the depths ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿคคof these jokes, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œto realize that they're not just funny๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜- they say something deep about LIFE. ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ฑโค๏ธAs a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆtruly ARE idiots- ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคof course they wouldn't appreciate, ๐Ÿ™Œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ‘Šfor instance, the humour ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃin Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธa Lu๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธa Du๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ Du๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ," which itself is a cryptic reference ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿค”to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™I'm smirking๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™„ right now just imagining ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃone of those addlepated simpletons ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜‘โŒscratching their heads in confusion โ“๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“โ“as Dan Harmon's ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œgenius โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฏunfolds itself on their television screens. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Ž And yes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธby the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆtattoo. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏAnd no,๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜• you cannot see it. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ŠโŒ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏIt's for the ladies' ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’โ˜”๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉeyes only๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ- And even they ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ปhave to demonstrate โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏthat they're within 5 IQ points๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ of my own (preferably lower) ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค“beforehand.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โ˜”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Š
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s1llycleric ยท 1 year ago
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HES SO CUTE SGHVJCHVSHJCBDS
You should.. tooooooOooooOOoOOartallly draw Dustin :3 any season of ur choice and u can choose basically everything idm i just need dustin art mUAHAHAHAH โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
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Sorry this took so long (Iโ€™ve been doing other stuff lmaooooo)
DUSTIN, MY BOY, MY SON ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’–
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