#my son-pet-bestfriend boy <3

[butch-hanscom]

in opla season two, luffy BETTER be weirdly touchy. pupby dog levels of unawareness of other people's personal space. any time zoro lifts arms even a little in comes his captain to stand way too close to him. nami stands still too long and suddenly oop luffy his resting his chin on her head... she doesn't have it in her to push him off. usopp sitting down to work on something? whats that pushing its way into his lap-oh its luffy, hey buddy. sanji has woken up multiple times to luffy careening into his bed and half of those ended in him staying to chat for like fifteen minutes.

[chibinekochan]

Obey me! Masterlist

New stuff first.

My requests are closed

Obey me! Fanart Masterlist

Obey me! Nsfw Masterlist

Obey me! Monster tales

    Domestic Diavolo headcanons

Lilies and Thorns *ft Diavolo x reader*

part: 1 I 2 I 3 I 4 I 5 I 6 I

The brothers cuddle your plush toy

You are a vampire and crave their blood

Diavolo helping a sick reader

Diavolo reacting to you wearing a sexy wolf costume

The Brothers reacting to you wearing a sexy Halloween costume

The brothers brushing your hair

Asmo comforts you

You and Barbatos have a joint birthday party 

Barbatos coming to the realization he sees Luke like a son

Luke getting comforted by you after getting bullied

Luke and have fun at an icecream shop

Barbatos being dragged to chuck E cheese by Luke and Diavolo

Lukes rebelling phase

Luke, Simeon and you going to the amusement park for his birthday

You come out as Nonbinary

The brothers accidentally hurt you badly

Passing out at Diavolos party

Lucifer with a mute s/o

Asmodeus reacting to a teen reader coming to him crying

Asmo with an hopeless romantic

Loving you- ft Asmo and ace reader

72 Investigations

 The mystery of the missing Ruri-Chan  part 2 *done*

  Obey me! Being best friends with the brothers

You hide behind them because of something that scared you

Baking a Ruri-chan cake for Levi

Levi with an s/o who feels very lovey with him

You get jealous at one of levi 2d crushes

Gifting the boys something but you are already gone

Wedding day - minific ft.Asmo

Morning Sunrise ft. Beel and Belphie

The twins struggle to surprise each other

You share a birthdayparty with Belphie and Beel

Baking cake- Beel and Belphie

Valentine’s day taste testing - Ft. Mammon

Getting your first kiss on valentines day

Snowstorm — ft. Diavolo

Body swapping with a brother (Levi, Mammon and Belphie)

How to become a Demon Ruler 201

Part: 00 I 01 I 02 I 03 I 04 I 05 I 06 I 07 I 08 I 09 I 10 I 11 I 12 I 13 I 14 I 15 I 16 I

How to become a Demon Ruler 101  au ft. Diavolo and Barbatos *done*

Part: 01 I 02 I 03 I 04 I 05 I 06 I 07 I 08 I 09 I 10 I 11 I 12 I 13 I 14

They are your penpals

badass mc accidentally injuring themselves, only to nonchalantly patch themselves up

The demon bros walk in to you aggressively screaming into a pillow

You get pictures taken but the photographer things you are ugly

Falling Angel - mini au ft. Lucifer

demon brothers react to getting coal in their stockings

Obey me! Kissing under the mistletoe

Winter solstice - Obey me! Au Ft. Levi

You get injured when you faint

Solomon as your big brother

Everyone react of someone tried to attack Luke and you protect him

You protect them from an assassination plan and take a hit 

Obey me! The brothers reacting when you fall down the stairs

Cherry Serpent - ft. Levi /idol reader

Obey me the boys are sick and you look after them - part 2

obey me boys are sick and you look after them

The brothers when you are insecure

You and one of the boys adopted a pet together

Diavolo and gn!mc going on a date

You like giving random hugs and kisses, but suddenly stop

Obey me! Trick or treat?

You admit that you killed a demon student out of self defense

Satans Birthday date

You get adopted by Lucifer and Diavolo

You dressing up with the boys for halloween

You spook the brothers with scary makeup

My demon family - birthday party

My Demon family *au were Luicfer and Diavolo adopt you*

You eat something deadly to demons but harmless to humans

undateables reactions to you kissing their cheek

the brothers reactions to you giving them a love bite or hickey

Solomon is your best friend

You are stronger then the brothers

The brothers reacting to you crying

The undateables see you cry

The brothers react to Solomon's dad and MC's mom gotten married

The brothers reactions when you enjoy to run and jump on their back

Keeping a secret from you

You threaten to call the police

Brothers reacting your bestfriend

You accidentally kiss Mammon

Diavolo's reaction to getting a love letter from you

Solomon and reader on a date

Angel in Hell Season 2 *done*

part 1 | 2  I 3  I  4 I  5 I  6 I 7 I 8 I 9

Angel in hell *angel mc au*  *done*

part 1 | part 2 | Part 3 |  Part 4  | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 I

An Angel comes to Hell *part of the angel mc au*

You accidentally punch the brothers on reflex

You accidentally kiss Levi

Would the brothers ever baby MC?

The undateables having a nightmare of killing you

brothers having a nightmare of killing you

Solomon is falling for a you

Dress up with Asmo

Asking the brothers to be your “lip model”

brothers react to you creating them in the sims 4

Obey me! When you get dizzy/faint

Brothers + Diavolo when you are easily scared/spooked

You show “Train to Busan” to the brothers

The brothers falling asleep on you

You take your anger out on a punching bag

you get a piggyback ride from the brothers

brothers + simeon with a crush

The undateable guys when they have a crush

Obey me! Eating ice-cream with the boys

The reader is a toddler

You grow animals ears and a tail

Anime recommendations for the obey me crew

Obey me! How they would sit on the couch

You call the demon brothers 'Senpai

Fairy regrows wings ft. Satan, Simeon and Barbatos

You have a custom body pillow of the brothers + Diavolo

Obey me! With a famous model

you have issues eating when stressed

You and the demon brothers spend an entire day in bed

brothers reaction to randomly discovering that you sing really nice

You wake up suddenly and have the ability to read minds

Hop off my d/v with Lucifer

You dress up as them in their demon form

the boys being the little spoon

you accidentally eat a aphrodisiac

brothers reaction to catching a guy to take pictures/videos under your skirt

Brushing their hair

When you sleeptalk

You think dating is annoying?

Obey me! Exchange student with communication issues

When you are sick

Obey me!  You ask them to do thier makeup

the boys reacting to you being put under a love potion

Obey me! The brothers accidentally hurt you

Obey me! The brothers find your sketchbook

You take care of Leviathans tail

You are scared of their demon form

You are attacked by a demon and die *or not*

The brothers accidentally tug on readers long hair

Reaction to a virgin + Simeon and Diavolo

You get attacked by a demon and die *or not* - Lucifer

you kiss the boys randomly

You kick some random demons butt with your martial arts skills

Domestic life with the Brothers - SFW

MC is a terrible cook and it tastes really good to demons

MC that loves huggs/kissies in random moments

The brothers bake a cake for you

The aftermath of you kissing someone else - happy end-

Satan

Asmodeus

Leviathan

Belphegor

Mammon

Beelzebub

the demon brother finding you kissing one the undatable boys

The Brothers reacting to seeing their smol s/o wearing something of theirs

The Brothers kissing you for the first time

The brothers reaction to someone else getting a kiss from you

The brothers reacting to their s/o giving them at peek of thier lingerie they have  under their clothes

The brothers getting valentine’s chocolate but you are already home

The brothers as Toddlers

Obey me! When you have your period

some random demon hurting the reader with an happy ending 

The brothers when their s/o falls asleep on them by mistake

Obey me! They become exchange students in the Human realm — Angel edition

Obey me! They become exchange students in the human realm

Headcanons for the brothers with a super touch starved s/o

The Demon brothers having a very smol s/o that seems rather delicate

Beelzebub with a small s/o

The brothers reacting to you dancing / singing a risqué song

You finding out the guys are ticklish or not

Jealousy Headcannon for the brothers

Brothers seeing their s/o in something more sexy

add on for Belphie and Beel

The brothers reacting to you sitting on their lap

The brothers reacting to you working at a maid cafe

Mc trying to hide a pet in the dorm ft the brothers

[jiminssizzles]

Track 3: I Almost Do

Summary: Lexi has been there for Taehyung ever since middle school and vice versa. The two are literally inseparable, but Taehyung still has eyes for other girls. Will Taehyung’s actions separate them forever.. or not? 

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x named girl reader

Genre: a lot of angst, and a lot of fluff

Rating: PG

Warning: mentions of characters from previous tracks, and future tracks :>

Word Count: 13.6K+

Author’s Note: I love how this story turned out, and I love how this moodboard turned out! Thank you so much, @minyoongail​

Previous Track // Interlude

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Taehyung pulled Lexi out of the door, excited to go to lunch that day. “Come on, slow poke! I miss Therese already so can you please walk faster?” Lexi just shook her head in annoyance, “Taehyung, Therese might not even be out of her room yet. Stop rushing!” 

The two of them walked down the hallway, a few feet apart from each other. Their school recently implemented a rule that a boy and a girl can’t be with each other too closely. The rule was implemented due to other couples abusing the school’s lack of rules when it comes to couples. Taehyung is seeing Therese for 4 months already, while Lexi is seeing Seung Gi for 3 months. Therese and Seung Gi are classmates in a different section so the four of them made an arrangement to go have lunch together everyday.

Taehyung immediately hugged Therese when he saw her. “I missed you,” he whispered to her ear, causing her to giggle and hug him back tighter. Lexi, on the other hand, got a kiss from Seung Gi on her right cheek. It all happened so fast as they don’t want the prefect to catch them being sweet to each other.

The four of them walked to the cafeteria, talking but also making sure they don’t attract too much attention. The moment Seung Gi whispered, “Prefect, prefect,” the four of them switched positions, causing the girls to walk side by side far away from the boys.

It has been their set up for months, saving each others’ asses just so they can spend time together. Until one day, Therese broke up with Taehyung. No explanations, she just went on with her life.  On the other hand, Lexi and Seung Gi are just hitting it off.

Taehyung went back to having lunch with his friends, occasionally asking Lexi to spend time with him. “You’re the only one who knows what Therese and I went through, please, just a drink with me.” The two of them became bestfriends after Therese left Taehyung.

Lexi always ask Taehyung for help when she can’t understand Seung Gi’s moods, or when she needs to give him a gift for whatever special event there is. As much as Taehyung is happy for the both of them, he never trusted girls again.

Taehyung learned to jump from one girl to another. He didn’t really have another serious relationship. He told himself that he would never trust girls again, that he would never care for a girl as much as he cares for his mother.

Except Lexi.

“Taehyung..” Lexi said, close to a whisper, when Taehyung opened his front door to a loud knock at 10 in the evening. “Lexi?” He rubbed his eyes as he was ready to go to sleep and immediately let her in. “What are you doing here?”

“He fucking cheated.” Lexi said, pouting and pinching Taehyung’s arm. “Ya! I didn’t cheat on you! Why are you hurting me?!” He smacked her hand away from him and gave her a smile. “I told you, jagiya, they are all the same.” He put an arm around her shoulder and comforted her until she fell asleep.

The two have been inseparable ever since.

Lexi is the one with big dreams in this world. She was the one who knew that she was meant for something bigger. Taehyung lived as a typical middle school boy, not caring that much about his grades, but he cared so much for his family. Lexi was always aspirational, and Taehyung always have her back on whatever she wanted to do.

The two of them are currently hanging at Taehyung’s house, only waiting for graduation to come. “Taehyung, can you go with me tomorrow?” Lexi asked him while they’re busy munching on Taehyung’s homemade takoyaki. “Where? Did you know that our parents talked? Telling each other that we should not go wherever we want to go because there’s superstition that we’re more prone to danger since we’re graduating students.” He mumbled as he tried his best to chew on the hot takoyaki he accidentally put in his mouth.

“But, jagi, I want to audition as a trainee!” Lexi said while pouting. They called each other ‘jagiya’ ever since that night Taehyung comforted Lexi from the bad break up. At the time, it was only Taehyung mocking Lexi and Seung Gi’s pet name for each other, but here they are.

“As a trainee? Okay. I always knew you’re not gonna stay here in Daegu anyway.”  He got up and went to get their favorite red iced tea. “Eat well, jagi. What are you going to perform? Are you even going to show me?”

“I’ll just sing, maybe? I don’t know. Do I sing better or do I dance better?” Lexi stood up, preparing for what he can show Taehyung before she auditions tomorrow. “Hmm, I think you’re more comfortable in dancing… or do you want to show how you play volleyball?” He teased.

“If I show them how I play volleyball, will that make me an idol? Dumb.” She rolled her eyes and picked a song on her phone. Taehyung laughed a little too hard. He always enjoys pissing the shit out of Lexi. “How about you dance while I play the saxophone?” He suggested.

“Then if we become idols, I’ll debut with you?” Lexi inquired, smiling to Taehyung as if mocking him. “What? You don’t want to debut with me?” Taehyung acted as if he’s hurt. “Fine, then. Just go audition tomorrow and I’ll cheer for you. I’m not interested in taking the spotlight away from you, jagiya.” 

The audition day came. Lexi is far from nervous, she just wants to try if this path is meant for her anyway. She’s the next one to audition, Taehyung standing beside her and giving her words of encouragement every now and then. A lot of people are lined up, Taehyung being more worried for Lexi than she is for herself. “Jagi, are you sure you want to do this?” He’s just making sure.

“Yeah. I just want to try. If I don’t get picked, then okay. I’ll pursue volleyball.” She said nonchalantly. One of the staff came to them to give Lexi a number for the auditions, she greeted both Lexi and Taehyung with a sweet smile. “Oh no, no, I’m not going to audition, I just went with her,” Taehyung politely declined the number being given by the staff. “Really? You might want to try, nothing to lose!” She urged Taehyung to audition.

Taehyung looked at the staff, then looked back to Lexi. “Oh come on, Taehyung, it’s just an audition. Give it a try.” Lexi encouraged. Taehyung ended up auditioning also just after Lexi performed a dance number.

A week after the audition, Taehyung was talking to his father about how he is serious in pursuing music. They were seated under a tree to shade them from the scorching sun, “Appa, do you really think I’ll make it?” 

“Taehyungie, I know you’ll make it. If you don’t pass the auditions, we’ll make way for you to have music as your major.” His father gave him a small pat on his back, reassuring him that whatever he’s dreaming of will not be a lost cause. “But appa, we don’t have enough money for it. Please be honest with me if we can’t do it. I’ll find another path to take.”

“That’s our duty for you, Taehyung. Stop thinking about those things, okay?” His father might not be the richest man in the world, but he always makes sure that the family is complete with their needs. Just as when Taehyung was about to hug him, his phone rang.

He answered the call even if it’s from an unknown number, “Yoboseyo? .. What? .. Who’s this?” His father shot him a questioning look, which is also an expectant look from his audition the week before. “What? Are you sure? .. Jinjja? .. Thank you!! Thank you!” Taehyung excitedly answered. The phone call ended and Taehyung smiled at his father, beaming at the information, actually.

“You got in?” His father asked. “They want me to be a trainee, appa!! They want me to go to Seoul!” His father then gave him the long overdue hug from before, “Ya!! I told you! The universe will find a way!” He happily said to Taehyung. Giddily, he let go of the hug and showed the biggest boxy smile to his father, “Can I go call Lexi for a while?”

“You could even go to her, son. Looks like you’ll be spending time apart.” His father teased. Taehyung and Lexi are both used to it – their parents teasing them about each other.

‘But it’s purely friendship’, the both of them always said. Taehyung immediately called Lexi after his father went to the fields again, “Yoboseyo?” He heard her say in a muffled voice. “Did I wake you?” Taehyung asked, even if he’s dying to tell her the news.

“Kinda? I didn’t know I fell asleep in the middle of the day. What’s up?” She asked. “I got in, jagi.” Taehyung stated, hiding his excitement. “Where? Are you here in my house?” 

“No, no! Listen, Lexi, I got in.. Big Hit contacted me!” Taehyung then heard a loud thump, as if Lexi fell from their couch or bed. “WHAT?! TAEHYUNG!! I’m so happy for you, I might start crying!” Even if they’re just talking on a phone call, Taehyung knows that she’s jumping because of joy.

“They didn’t contact you?” He bravely asked. “Who cares if they contact me or not? What matters is they contacted you! My goodness, Kim Taehyung! Where do you want to eat? My treat!” She squealed.

On Taehyung’s last day in Daegu, his family prepared dinner that’s unusual from what they normally have. “What are you guys doing? You didn’t have to!” Taehyung said before he sat down with his family around the dining table. “It’s your last day here, Taehyungie! Who knows what awaits you in Seoul? You have to eat well.” His mother said and gave him a kiss on his cheek.

“Success awaits him in Seoul, I just know.” His father stated, being supportive as ever. “Abeoji, stop flattering me. We don’t really know what awaits me there.” He answered, taking the first spoonful of his dinner. He spent the night talking and laughing with his family, both his younger sister and brother clinging on to him as if he’s never going back. He was the one who put his younger siblings in bed, and lulled them to sleep.

He was about to go back to his room when he heard a knock on the door. With droopy eyes, he walked to the front door only to open it and find Lexi holding out a cake with lots of strawberries on top.

“Jagi! What are you doing here at this hour?” Taehyung pulled Lexi inside, then closed the front door as he knew that it’s already cold outside. “I’m just saying goodbye to the best boy bestfriend in the whole wide world. Lucky me, I have you.” She said and held out the cake once again. “Blow the candles, dumbass.” 

He laughed and did as he was told. “I’m not even sure if you like strawberry cake, but here I am.” She chuckled. Taehyung can’t hide his boxy smile as he rubbed the side of his neck out of shyness, “Thank you for coming to see me, Lexi.. this is my new favorite cake.” 

“For real?” She placed the cake on top of one of the side tables. Lexi hugged Taehyung, “That’s tight. What’s up?” Taehyung commented, but immediately hugged her back. “I’m going to miss you, Taehyung. Who am I going to call when I want your takoyaki, or if I am having the best day of my life or if I am having the worst day of my life?”

Taehyung smiled and kissed the top of Lexi’s head, “Still me, dumbass. I’m just going to Seoul to be a trainee, not to be a different person. I’ll always be your bestfriend. I love you.”

“Yeah, you say that to girls a lot.” Lexi jokes. “What? The ‘I love you’? Shut up! You’re privileged that you’re the only girl that I love besides my mother and Eon Jin.” He answered, feeling betrayed and acting hurt.

“I know!” She laughed, “I was just joking. Take care of yourself there in Seoul, okay?”

“I will, jagi. Follow me there soon?” Taehyung whispered. Lexi nodded, “Fine. I’ll try out on all the possible schools in Seoul so they’ll take me in and give me a scholarship for volleyball.”

“I knew you would.” Taehyung let go of their hug and asked Lexi if she wanted to stay so they could watch a movie together which she gladly accepted.

They both fell asleep on the living room floor only to be woken up at 4 in the morning. Taehyung needs to be at Big Hit by 10 AM which means he needs to prepare early. He walked Lexi home and ran back to prepare.

Then he left Daegu.

~

2011.

Taehyung transferred to Korean Arts High School after being accepted as a trainee in BigHit. Making friends is not a hard thing for Taehyung, but he did have a hard time adjusting to the environment. He experienced staring at the night lights of the busy Seoul street, feeling how small he is in this big world. He messaged his parents every day, constantly asking if they were okay, or if they wanted him to go home.

He doesn’t say it a lot to them, but he became homesick too. In his first 3 months in Seoul, he would always pick up the phone, wanting to call his family or Lexi, but he settled for just messaging them. 5 months into studying and training in Seoul, Taehyung received a call from Lexi early in the morning.

“Jagiya,” she said. “Yes? Do you need something?” Taehyung asked, rubbing the sleepiness away from his eyes. “Kind of.” She answered, almost a whisper. “What is it?” He got up and walked to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

“I’m on my way to Seoul right now, and I was hoping to see you this afternoon?” It was only then it became clear to Taehyung why he was hearing the sound of trains in the background. He thought it was just his imagination. He tried his best to hide his smile, “If you want to see me this afternoon, why are you commuting this early?”

“I have this interview in one of the schools there.” Taehyung thought of teasing her, “Why? You want to be a student assistant in Seoul? You could’ve done that in Daegu.” He heard Lexi scoff on the other line, “Shut up. I told you that I’m going to have a volleyball scholarship there, right?”

Being reminded of their talk before he left Daegu, Taehyung could not hide his excitement anymore.. and amusement, “You were really serious? And you got scouted in a span of 5 months?” Lexi laughed, imagining Taehyung’s shocked face, “Yes.”

“My bestfriend is really this amazing, daebak.” Taehyung exclaimed. “Alright, do well on your interview, jagi! I’ll meet you around 3? or 4? I have to meet someone at lunch anyway.”

“Really? Who?” She asked. Taehyung started brushing his teeth, “Ish thish geer,” he spewed out the bubbles from brushing his teeth, “Her name is Deniece. I think we have a thing for a month now.” Lexi chuckled, “Okay, tiger. Can I bet that she won’t last for 2 months?”

“Ya! You have no faith in me!” Taehyung shouted and went out of the bathroom. “I have faith in you, Taehyungie, but I know you too. See you later!” Taehyung just laughed at Lexi’s remark, not wanting to believe her, but he just knows that at some point, she might be right. “See you later, jagi.” They ended the phone call while Taehyung prepared for his lunch date. 

~

Deniece arrived a little later than what they had planned. Taehyung was already sitting inside the ramen shop across the place he’s staying in. Deniece smiled instantly when she saw Taehyung, making her eyes smaller because she has slanted eyes. She sat across Taehyung, her favorite food already on the table.

“You’re early,” she remarked. “Nah, you’re just late.” Taehyung answered. She nodded and took one maki into her mouth, “I’m sorry. My roommate used the CR for too long.” The two of them started eating, exchanging stories of how it was in school, occasionally laughing on certain situations, until Taehyung brought up Lexi.

“I have to go in an hour, Deniece.” He said, finishing up his bowl of ramen and asking for the check. “Why? I thought we’re spending the whole day together.” She pouted which made Taehyung laugh, “You’re cute, but I have to meet my bestfriend. I miss her so much.”

“Her?” Raising an eyebrow, she took a sip of her iced tea. “Yeah, her. We’ve been friends since forever. She has an interview here and asked to meet with me this afternoon.” Deniece held his hand, “Can’t you move it?”

“No. She’ll go back to Daegu tonight also.” Taehyung nonchalantly said. “Seems like she’s more important than me,” Deniece mumbled. “Uhm, it’s not really like that, Deniece..” Taehyung answered, trying to save the situation, “It’s just that she’s really my bestfriend and I haven’t seen her for months. We used to be together everyday, you know. Do you want to meet her, perhaps?”

Deniece grabbed her clutch and stood up, “No need. It’s just weird that you can’t choose quality time with me.” Taehyung stood up also, “But Deniece, one way or another, you’ll get acquainted with my friends, not just Lexi. We’re not even official yet.”

He followed her outside, “And I don’t think we’ll ever be.” She answered. “What? You’re being immature.” Taehyung said in disbelief. “I just don’t feel like I’m your priority, Taehyung. Finding time for each other on school days is hard enough, I just thought we’ll maximize free days more.”

Pulling her hand from Taehyung’s grip, she walked away without another word. Taehyung shook his head and took out his phone from his pocket. In three rings, Lexi already answered his call. “Yoboseyo? Are you done?” He asked, looking up at the gloomy sky. “Kind of? I just got out of the interview room. They wanted to show me the facilities here. I still have an hour and a half, right?”

Taehyung nodded even if he’s all by himself, “I’ll pick you up, jagi. It seems like it’s going to rain, your favorite day.” Lexi giggled on the other line, “Jinjja? Then we’ll have fun! I thought you’re with someone? Why are you picking me up?”

“Well, some people just don’t make it to two months.” Taehyung looked down, smiling to himself. “I hate that you’re always right.” He murmured. He heard Lexi laugh again, “I told you. Tell me about it later. They’re calling me already. See you, bye.”

After an hour, Lexi went through the gates of the school who scouted her for the sports program. She found Taehyung standing near the guard house, playing with his phone. “Hey,” she said, then she’s immediately hugged by Taehyung. “Tight, tight.” She mumbled in his chest, but still hugged him back.

“Where do you want to eat? My treat!” Taehyung beamed, pulling Lexi already. “I want street foods.” Lexi said, pointing to the stand on the side. “Are you sure? I rarely treat you.” Taehyung asked while Lexi just nodded. “Yeah, and I know that your allowance is not that big, and I am not going to take advantage. Please buy me tteokboki.” Taehyung just ruffled her hair, walking with her to the street food stand.

“Get as many as you want, jagi.” He said. He appreciated moments like this with Lexi, wherein he can just be his own self. The two of them know how to enjoy themselves without paying so much, and he loves that he doesn’t need to explain anything. She just knows. While Lexi is eating her first tteokboki, Taehyung starts telling her about Deniece.

“She doesn’t like you.” He said, earning a laugh from Lexi. “When did your girls ever like me? They always thought I got the upperhand.” Finishing a stick of tteokboki, Lexi went to get another one. “Seriously, Taehyung, when you get yourself a girlfriend, just don’t mention me. I’ll just lurk until you need me.”

“Nah, it’s me and you, a package. She has to take us wholeheartedly!” Taehyung said in pout. That made Lexi laugh, “Alright. I just hope you find someone that will triple my love for you.” Lexi answered. “Are you sure you don’t want to try with me?” Taehyung asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

“Dumbass, no.” She wiped the sauce besides Taehyung’s lips. “How about when we’re 40, and you still don’t have a boyfriend? Will you take me?” Taehyung asked. “Ya! Why would I not have a boyfriend at 40?!”

“Exactly my point.” Taehyung handed her a bottle of soda. “I was just joking. We’ll not end up with each other anyway.” He added. The rain suddenly poured, “Fuck.” Lexi muttered, expressionless.

“Let’s run for it.” Taehyung suggested. “Why do we need to run? We’re already wet.” Lexi started walking, Taehyung following right after her. They spent the whole afternoon eating in one of the public parks. Taehyung opened up how he adjusted well here in Seoul, but still misses his life in Daegu. 

“I just wish you would come here sooner.” He said. “Even if I come here sooner, I’ll stay in a dorm where we have curfews.. unlike you. I’d probably train everyday, and will have to study in the wee hours of the night.” Lexi said. “At least, we’re breathing the same air!” Taehyung answered.

“Right. As if Daegu is not in Korea,” she said, holding back her laugh. “Ya! You know what I mean. It feels nice if I have you here. I can go to you whenever I want.” Taehyung answered again.

“You just haven’t found friends yet that you’ll want to spend a long time with.” Lexi sat on one of the swings, Taehyung automatically going behind her to push her. “What if you’re that friend forever?” He asked. “Taehyungie, have faith in yourself. Life won’t stop now. We’ll grow and we’ll change, okay? You’ll always have me along the way.” 

“Again, I hate that you’re always right.” He said. When the sun was setting, Lexi bid her goodbye to Taehyung, saying that she needs to go to the train station already. Of course, Taehyung did not force her to stay, instead, he went with her to the train station to send her off.

Bidding goodbyes is not a skill of Taehyung, but since it’s Lexi, it’s easy. She always makes it easy.

~

2012.

Few more months passed with them apart. The two of them rarely talk anymore, but when they do, nothing really changes. They’re still the same bestfriends. 

It was a sunny morning when Taehyung decided to have breakfast first in one of the small restaurants near his dorm. He doesn’t know why it’s noisy, but still he went inside. He found a bunch of guys from his year, already eating and talking about someone new from Busan. “It’s awkward really, hearing him with that Busan accent, I don’t know how to talk because it’s so funny.” One of the guys said. Taehyung just didn’t mind him and went to order his food.

“Jinjja? I thought he’s grabbing breakfast with us?” Another one asked. The one who spoke earlier answered, “He’s taking a bath when I left.” Other people on the table had wide eyes, “What? So you left him?” They asked.

“Our building is just across the street anyway, I’m sure he can see us here.” He said, “But I swear, when you hear him talk..” He stopped talking as soon as someone went inside the dining area. Taehyung was already holding his tray of food when he heard the guy talk, “Ya, I thought we’re grabbing breakfast together.”

The group just looked at each other, not one moving so that the guy could sit with them. The guy was looking at them expectantly, but no one was saying anything. Taehyung decided that he can’t just watch, so he spoke, “You can sit here.” The guy trained his eyes on Taehyung, looking once more on his roommate, then slowly walked to Taehyung. “Are you new here?” Taehyung asked.

“Yes, I just moved in yesterday. I didn’t have much time exploring that’s why I don’t know where to go yet.” The guy answered. Oh right, his accent is different, Taehyung thought to himself. “Welcome. I’m Taehyung. I can show you around.” He said.

“I’m Jimin. Nice to meet you.” Then he sat down with him. “Are you friends with those guys?” Taehyung shared his breakfast with Jimin, who was hesitant to get food at first, “I’m roommates with one of them. I wasn’t really prepared to move so my father got the nearest room to the school.”

“Have you unpacked your things?” Taehyung wondered since his roommate moved out earlier that month. “Nope. Maybe I’ll do that later after class.” Jimin answered, telling Taehyung to wait a while as he bought another set of food to share. “How about you and I become roommates?” Taehyung suggested, showing his boxy smile to Jimin.

“You have a spare bed?!” Jimin’s eyes turned round, his eyebrows raised in surprise. “I have a spare room, but you still have to pay half okay.” Taehyung said. Jimin automatically agreed, thinking about how his existing roommate was ignoring him ever since he arrived the night before.

The two of them decided to go to school together that day. Exchanging stories from their hometowns, discovering that they are both 95 liners, and that they have classes together. It was like Lexi all over again, Taehyung thought. The two of them meeting was never expected, but it seems like they will always power through and he has a good feeling about Jimin.

They were inseparable ever since.

Lexi moved to Seoul a month after Taehyung met Jimin. Of course, she asked for Taehyung’s help to settle down on her dorm. It was a Sunday and Jimin doesn’t have anything to do so Taehyung decided to have him tag along.

Upon entering Lexi’s dorm, Taehyung immediately hugged her from behind, causing her to slip from the chair that she was standing on as she was reaching the top of the cupboard. Jimin runs to them also to catch the two who were both out of balance. The three stumbled on the floor, Lexi slapping Taehyung’s arm. “Ya! You two are heavy!” Jimin exclaimed.

Taehyung laughed, whispering that he’s sorry to Lexi and facing Jimin. “Ya, Jimin-ah, this is Lexi, my bestfriend.” The three of them stood up, “Lexi, this is Jimin, my roommate.” Taehyung continued which made Jimin’s eyes round again. “Am I not even your friend? Dumbass.” Jimin complained and bowed to Lexi.

“Hi. I’m Jimin, nice meeting you.” Lexi bowed at Jimin too, “Nice meeting you, Jimin. I’m Lexi, Taehyung’s mother, because the guy can’t literally tell which is right and wrong.” Lexi gave Taehyung a smug face which led him to pinching her cheeks. 

The boys helped her unpack, except her clothes, of course. Luckily, Lexi’s dorm has a living room wherein they can watch a movie. “Are your teammates not here yet?” Taehyung asked, “By the way, Jimin, she’s going to play volleyball for her school. Isn’t she amazing?” Jimin instantly told his praises to Lexi, “Wow. I hope you make it to the pros when you get out of school!”

“No, Taehyung, they’re arriving tomorrow morning and stop praising me! The snacks are literally on me, what are you kissing my ass for?” Lexi asked, setting up the movie that they’re going to watch. “He’s not kissing ass! I personally think that you’ll make it big here.” Jimin said, taking the seat next to Taehyung.

Lexi faced the two of them, “You’re both trainees at BigHit, right?” She asked. The two nodded at her direction, “I’m telling the universe that you two will make it big also. Mark my words.” She said, tapping the cheeks of both boys. She put the snacks on the table and started the movie that they’re going to watch.

~

2013.

“I’m here, I’m here! Stop calling me!” Taehyung was talking to Lexi over the phone. He’s an hour late on his dinner with Lexi. It is the night before they debut as Bangtan Sonyeodan and Lexi has been pushing this dinner for over a week now. Taehyung was always declining due to the practices that last until the wee hours of the night.

“Jagiya!” Lexi waved her hand when she saw Taehyung enter the fastfood chain. “Why are you such a nagger these days?!” Taehyung asked in an annoyed way, but still kissed her cheek and sat across her.

The fastfood chain is not that packed with people which is why everybody turned their heads when Lexi shouted jagiya when Taehyung entered. “I am not a nagger. I just want to spend time with my bestfriend before he becomes a worldwide sensation.” Taehyung popped some fries in his mouth, “You always say that to me! I’m telling you, Korea only.” He opposed.

“Ya! What’s with the negativity? I’ll be the one to assume for you, guys!” Lexi started opening Taehyung’s burger, disassembling the sandwich, adding fries and putting more ketchup inside. “Do you want hot sauce today?” She asked, Taehyung simply shook his head and watched her as she prepared his food. Lexi finished assembling the burger again and handed it to Taehyung.

“Lexi, jagiya..” Taehyung started speaking, close to a whisper, that caught Lexi’s attention. Raising her eyebrows in confusion, “What?” He sat nearer to the table and lowered his head, “I can’t sleep these past few days. I’m so worried and excited about our debut.”

Lexi held both of his hands, “And why is that?” He sighed, “I’m excited because this is it, finally, but I’m worried because what if I don’t make appa and eomma proud, or what if I don’t make you proud?”

“Aigoo, Taehyungie, why are you worrying about making us proud? When you were accepted by BigHit years ago, your parents are more than proud of you already.” Lexi said proudly, making Taehyung speak in pout, “And what about you? Aren’t you proud?”

“Taehyungie, when I saw you audition that day, I’m already proud. I even treated you using the money on my piggy bank when you got accepted! Stop worrying about us, just be yourself.” Lexi assured him that nothing will ever go wrong for them, for BTS. Taehyung was slowly easing up, slowly eating his burger just so he can remember this moment forever.

“I’ll be busier, you know.” He said, smiling already from all the positive words he heard from his bestfriend. “So?” She took a bite on her burger, Taehyung wiped the ketchup that smeared the side of her lip, “Then who are you going to go with on massage houses when your body is sore from training? Who are you going to call when you can’t sleep at night? Who are you going to call when—”

“Ya! Taehyung! You’re just going to be a worldwide sensation, but you’ll always be my bestfriend. I have teammates that invite me to massage houses anyway, I just want to go with you because you’re my bestfriend. And I’m still calling you when I can’t sleep or when something incredibly nonsense happens to me. If you can’t answer, I’ll text you. What the hell are you worrying about?” Lexi continued to talk throughout the meal.

“Nothing. I love you, jagi.” He said, finishing his burger and bear-hugging Lexi even if she’s not yet done eating. “I love you too, Taehyung, stop!!” She said in annoyance. “Stop worrying now okay? You have your family, then me, then Jimin, then Jungkook, then Yoongi, Namjoon, Hoseok and Seokjin… you’re such a baby.” Lexi commented, making Taehyung laugh, “Disrespectful. You can’t even say your honorifics to the hyungs!”

They spent the night playing games that they loved through the years, talking about how they’re too small for this world.. Lexi continuously says that the universe has big plans for Taehyung, while Taehyung counters it with there’s no such thing as a universe’ luck.

“Shut up,” she said, covering Taehyung’s mouth. “Let’s go home. You still have to debut tomorrow.” Lexi was the first one to stand up from the swing they were sitting in. Reluctantly, Taehyung followed her and walked her to her dorm. “Goodnight, jagiya. You’re the bestest bestfriend in the whole wide world.” Taehyung said before hugging her again. “Oh yeah? So is that an admission that I am the better bestfriend than Jimin?” Lexi taunted, making Taehyung laugh. “Jimin is another story! Thank you for making me feel better.” Lexi pulled away from the hug, “Anytime, Taehyung. Goodnight. I hope BTS makes it big!”

Lexi balled Taehyung’s hand into a fist, “Fighting!” she said, then bid goodbye to Taehyung that night.

Bangtan Sonyeodan debuted the day after.

~

2015.

“It’s annoying how you’re all boys! I don’t have anyone to talk girl problems with!” Lexi ranted while she’s busy playing with Taehyung’s hair. It’s their 1 month break from training which means she won’t be seeing her teammates for a long time.

They are currently in Yoongi’s Genius Lab. Yoongi wanted Lexi to be there and blabber about anything because he’s at a loss for words to write at the moment. He said he needed a new perspective.

“Lexi, keep talking.” Yoongi instructed. “Be thankful that I have a problem today, or else you won’t be hearing anything from me.” She answered, making Jungkook nod.

“Just give us girl names and talk to us like we’re your girl friends.” Jungkook suggested. “How will she do that? She doesn’t even have girl friends because I’m the only friend she’ll ever need.” Taehyung boasted.

“You’re so full of yourself, huh, Taehyungie.” Lexi remarked, making Jungkook laugh. “Shut up, Kookie, your nickname sounds like a girl already.” Taehyung answered.

Yoongi just listened to their bantering while he’s busy on his phone. Lexi started setting up the jenga tower that she will play with Jungkook and Taehyung.

“Yoongi-oppa, can I call you Yoonji-unnie?” Lexi playfully asked while Taehyung and Jungkook are rolling on the floor, laughing their asses out.

“Try that again, Lexi, and I swear you won’t set foot on this dorm again.” Yoongi’s reply made the boys crack up even more.

Yoongi returned his attention to his phone screen, completely out of focus on what Lexi was saying. “Yoonji-unnie is not even participating, but okay Lexi, please do tell us about this guy who sucks.” Jungkook teased Yoongi, who did not even give much attention.

Lexi shot Yoongi a look which did not even faze him. She just went on with her story, “I met the guy from the basketball team, right? We were talking and it was all good.” Taehyung interrupted, “Didn’t I tell you to stop talking to the guy?”

“Did you also realize that I don’t always listen to you?” Lexi answered back, making Jungkook giggle. He always loved Taehyung and Lexi’s bantering. Taehyung rolled his eyes and threw a jenga brick at Lexi, “Continue, moron.”

“To cut the story short, he was just texting me to get to my teammate. There, end of story,” Lexi plopped down on the carpet, placing her legs on top of Yoongi’s couch. “What a jerk,” Taehyung remarked with a balled up fist. “Take me to him and I’ll punch him in the face!”

“No need. Maybe I’ll be single forever and just be stuck with you guys.” She said, lazily pulling another jenga brick from the tower. “Or maybe you’ll be my girlfriend and the two of us will be together forever.” Jungkook suddenly said, making Taehyung look at him. Even Yoongi who wasn’t paying much attention turned his head, looking at the three.

“Nah.. and be like the girl that Bangtan shares in your poly aus? Issa no, JK!” Lexi answered, taking the statement as a complete joke. After having dinner in Bangtan’s dorm, which Jin cooked amazingly, Taehyung drove for Lexi to get her back in her dorm.

“Don’t reply to the guy anymore, alright?” Taehyung said before letting Lexi get out of the car. “I won’t! I’m smart, you know that.” Lexi replied. “Oh right, then a cute guy smiles then you’re dumb all over again.” Taehyung commented.

“A hater, I see a hater.” Lexi said in a playful tone before getting out of the car. “Thanks for today, jagiya! I’ll be going home to Daegu tomorrow. I’ll be back in a month.” She said, waving Taehyung off. “Are you sure you don’t want me to take you to the train station?” Taehyung asked again, for the hundredth time. “No. I can do it by myself. Goodnight, Taehyung!” She smiled and closed the car door. Taehyung watched her until she got inside the dorm. 

When he got back to the BTS dorm, the guys already started drinking. “Taehyung! Sit here!” Seokjin pulled a chair for Taehyung which he gladly accepted. Jimin suddenly put a hand over Taehyung’s shoulder, “We were just talking about the new girl group that debuted under JYP ent.” Taehyung grabbed a bottle of beer, knowing that he’s not much of a drinker so he’s not going for hard drinks, “And? You have eyes for them?” He asked.

“Ya! What do you even think of me! I have eyes for one, though.” Jimin confessed, making Seokjin and Namjoon laugh. If there’s anyone in the group who always helps the maknaes on girl problems, it’s always Seokjin and Hoseok. Hoseok was silently nudging Jungkook but Jungkook pushed Hoseok harder than he intended which caused him to almost fall off his chair, “What are you two doing there?” Yoongi asked, busy filling his shot glass with ice.

“Jungkook wants to ask Taehyung something.” Hoseok blurted out, instantly showing Jungkook a peace sign. “What is it, Kook?” Taehyung asked. Jungkook sighed, “Uhm, the one that I told Lexi a while ago when we were playing.. I was, uhm, serious? Hehe.” Showing his bunny smile to Taehyung, he continued, “She’s my crush since forever and now that I can finally give her what she deserves, I was thinking of giving it a try.”

Everyone is quiet, just listening to what Jungkook said and waiting for Taehyung’s reply, “Jungkook, you’re a good guy, and I’m not saying you’re not enough for Lexi, just.. not her, okay?” He sternly said. No one dared to say a word, “Wow, okay. Is there any chance that you like her?” Jungkook asked, both Jimin and Hoseok’s eyes widening at Jungkook’s transparency.

“Ani. I can’t give an explanation right now, but, please, even the others, guys, just not Lexi, okay?” Taehyung stood up and tapped Jungkook’s shoulder, “I’m sorry, Kook. I’ll make it up to you.”

Lexi never knew that Jungkook was serious.

~

2016.

“Are you sure you will not go with me?” Taehyung is still insisting and bugging Lexi from what she’s doing on Bangtan’s living room floor. She is currently setting the ball while watching Japan’s best plays on the TV. Although Taehyung is bugging her to go with him to the new art museum, he’s also in awe how his bestfriend’s arms are not giving in when she’s doing that for God knows how long already.

“Taehyung, I’m busy. Besides, Cammie-unnie is going with you!” She pointed out and stopped setting the ball. “But you’ll be left alone here!” Taehyung remarked, shaking Lexi by her shoulders. “Jungkook’s here! I won’t be alone. Are you scared of going alone with unnie?” She asked, pausing the video she’s watching for a while and focusing on Taehyung.

He raised his eyebrows at her and started pouting his lips, “I can even consider unnie as my bestfriend from now on.” Lexi laughed at what Taehyung said, “Jagiya, I’m sorry.. I’m just busy right now and I can’t mess up in volleyball anymore.. you know tha–”

Taehyung cut her off, “–that you’re already entering the pro leagues and got an offer from 3 clubs and you can’t choose which of them will you go with.” She just nodded with a slight surprise in her face, “You already know? That I got 3 offers?”

“I heard from one of the staff that is handling our partnerships. One of the clubs that wants you on their team is brewing a proposal for us.” He said, getting the ball from her and playing with it, “Wow, my bestfriend is really going to be the national setter of Korea.” Taehyung teased. Lexi grabbed the ball from him, “Ya! I’m not going to be the national setter of Korea, but since you know about the offers already.. How about you choose for me?”

“Nope, that’s your choice. Besides, what if I choose then you don’t like your teammates? I know you’ll choose the right team for you.” Taehyung ruffled her hair and whispered, “..and I’m proud of you.” Lexi rolled her eyes, “Thanks. Can I hear that louder?” She laughed at Taehyung who can tease her all day and all night, but can never voice out loud his compliments for her especially if it’s serious.

“Ew, feelings..” They both said, laughing at the inside joke they’ve been sharing ever since they both became single. The door from Taehyung’s room suddenly opened, “Let’s go?” Cammie is ready to go wearing a sundress and a coat. Taehyung stood up and grabbed his bag, “I’m so glad I found an artist to go with.” He intended to tease Lexi, but she just waved him off.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m glad that you found someone to go with, who is also interested in arts.” Lexi replied, playing the video again. Cammie just laughed at the two, “The two of you better stop teasing each other or you might end up together.”

“I have no problem with that. Lexi knows everything about me anyway.” Taehyung said. Lexi was quick to reject, “And watch him cheat on me over and over again because girls just can’t stop going after him and he doesn’t know how to reject? No thanks!” Taehyung smacked her head, “You’re so mean!!” He kissed the top of Lexi’s head after and said, “Bye, jagi.”

Lexi just smiled at him and waved goodbye. She opened her email on her phone and picked the message from the team she’s going to choose. Honestly, all the teams have good offers and she doesn’t have any problem with who her teammates will be. She’s just considering the dorm locations and how far they are from where she lives now. With this, she chose the team that has the nearest dorm from Bangtan’s dorm. It’s only lately did she realize that no matter how independent she is, she’s grown really attached to Taehyung, making him a part of her everyday life. Living far from him would mean limited time again for them to see each other, and she has this unexplainable feeling of wanting to see him every. damn. day.

But Taehyung never knew that.

~

2017.

“How was it?” Turning on her bed carefully, Lexi’s currently on a video call with Taehyung who’s in United States for the Wings Tour. “I’m having so much fun here, since it’s our first world tour. ARMYs are amazing, as always.” Taehyung is already ready for bed with a wet face mask on.

“That’s great! Time will fly and you won’t realize that it’s December already. Fighting, Taehyungie!” Lexi said, not playing games with him at the time since he looked so tired. “I’m tired, though, jagi, it’s been a long, hard week… but I don’t want to tell that to the guys because they’re all energetic all the time… especially Jimin and Jin-hyung!! Aish, is that really how it is if they’re so motivated?” He asked, looking so puzzled.

Lexi smiled at him, “Give the guys a break. Your careers are all peaking, they’re in love and they’re happy. I heard Jin-oppa’s meeting Rianne-unnie tomorrow too, right?” Taehyung agreed, “Yeah. Maybe their emotions are really at its peak right now too.” He looked closely at Lexi who’s slowly getting up, “Did you hurt your shoulder again? Your morning training is done already, right?”

She just nodded, “It’s just a strain. Don’t worry about me. Do well on your tour!” Taehyung removed his face mask and threw it on the trash can, “Take care of yourself there and don’t push yourself too much.”

“You sound like a boyfriend.” Lexi laughed, exercising her shoulder to remove the pain. “I am your boyfriend since you don’t have a legit one. So, I’m telling you to stop pushing yourself too much and take care of yourself there. You have the key to our dorm, you can use the massage chair there if your body hurts.”

“Taehyung, we have physical therapists who take good care of us. Besides, it’s you who shouldn’t push yourself too much and should take care of yourself. Sleep now, it’s already late there.” Taehyung just smiled at Lexi, “Alright, I’m going to rest. We still have one more stage tomorrow. I miss you, jagi. Goodnight.”

“Goodnight! Go get ‘em tomorrow, tiger.” Lexi said before turning off the video call.

~

2019.

“My gaming laptop is broken, can we play mobile first?” Lexi asked, pouting in front of Taehyung because he wants to play PUBG on PC but she wants them to play together. “Please? I even made you dinner, you ungrateful guy.” She said, guilt-tripping him since he doesn’t want to play on mobile.

“You didn’t even go to the museum with me earlier and now you’re guilt-tripping me? If only Cammie-noona was here, I’d have a museum date all the time.” Taehyung shot back. Lexi pouted, “Oh come on. I’ll make it up to you, just play with me on mobile, just this once!”

Taehyung sighed and nodded in defeat. Lexi jumped from the couch, “Yay! Wait, I’ll get coke.” He shouted, “Make that two!” Taehyung was left in the living room, watching Netflix while eating popcorn. "Lexi, does it really take forever to get coke?!” He shouted while throwing and catching a piece of popcorn in his mouth.

“..and that’s best friend number 1, Taehyung.” Taehyung heard Jimin say and he felt a soft tap on his back.

He turned around and saw a girl with Jimin, “Oh shit, hey, it’s Eunice, right?” He slightly bowed to Eunice and showed her his signature boxy smile. “Nice to meet you,” was the only thing she managed to say. Jimin always talks about her in their group chat when they were apart.

“If only you know how to get your ass away from that couch, then maybe you already have your coke by now.” Lexi entered the living room holding two cans of coke.

“This is Lexi, my best friend.” Taehyung wrapped his arm around Lexi and introduced her to Eunice who just smiled teasingly. “Really! She’s just my best friend!” He insisted.

“So defensive. I was just messing around.” Eunice replied. Jimin shook his head and winked at Taehyung. He pulled Eunice to the hallway so he could look for the other boys.

“Yeah, Taehyung, you’re so defensive. If you like me, you can just confess right now.” Lexi said after Jimin and Eunice left the living room. Taehyung laughed, “Ya! I told you, I have a crush on Tzuyu and I’m planning to take it to another level.”

Lexi shook her head, “Jagi, I’ve seen you take home girls.. but an idol from another girl group? That’s going to cause a scandal, especially if you’re just going to play with her heart. Stop it.” She sternly said, getting both of their phones to open the PUBG game.

The doorbell suddenly rang, Lexi pushing Taehyung to get it. When Taehyung got back, Lexi saw Jeongyeon with him. “Hey,” she said. The two of them became friends too when she was still dating Jimin. They just didn’t get the chance to be close since she’s also busy as an idol.

“Hey,” Lexi said in reply. Honestly, she doesn’t know what to do, knowing that Eunice is just in Jimin’s room. “What can we do for you?” She asked Jeongyeon. “I wanted to talk to Jimin, he’s not answering any of my calls. Is he back from Busan?” Jeongyeon asked.

Lexi was about to answer, but Taehyung already did. “Yes, he’s here. Wait here, please.” In a flash, Taehyung’s already running to Jimin and Hoseok’s room. Taehyung opened the bedroom door, “What?“ Jimin asked. "Come here.” Taehyung pulled him outside. Eunice just heard Taehyung shout, “Just stay there, Eunice!" 

“What is it, Taehyung?” Jimin asked, walking with him to the living room. Taehyung didn’t need to answer because Jimin already saw Jeongyeon waiting for him. “We need to talk,” Jeongyeon said.

Jimin shot Taehyung a death glare. He knows what Jimin means. It’s a mix of What do you think you’re doing? and Why did you let her in? and Are you fucking stupid?, but since Jimin has no choice, he ushered Jeongyeon to the kitchen so they can talk privately.

Taehyung was left with Lexi in the living room. “Stupid, I know what you’re trying to do,” Lexi whispered. “If you want to talk to Tzuyu, don’t ruin other relationships. Jimin is just starting with Eunice, stupid.” She added, completely pissed with Taehyung.

Taehyung said that he’s sorry and still pushed Lexi to play PUBG with him, even if he knows that she’s already not in the mood. While they were playing, Taehyung heard Hobi ask, "Where’s Jimin, Taehyung?" 

As if on cue, Jimin walked out from the kitchen with Jeongyeon, shock was evident on Jimin’s face. "On again?” Eunice asked. Jimin quickly went to Eunice’s side, holding her hand, “No, no. How did you even know her?”

“What’s a Jimin research without coming across articles and videos on your alleged girlfriend?” Eunice answered, making Lexi give Taehyung another death glare “But she’s not anymore! I told you that at the beach, right?” Jimin, half pleading with his voice, held Eunice’s shoulders. “Yes. You did. When will you start to actually tell me about things? You could’ve gone back to the room to tell me that you needed to talk to her.”

Jimin sighed and sternly said, “Eunice, come on. Don’t let that jealousy eat you up.” Eunice removed Jimin’s hands on her shoulders, “I’m not jealous. We’re not even officially together, right? I just don’t want to get into the middle of a relationship that has built foundation through the years.”

With that, Eunice left the dorm without another word. Jimin shook his head, completely pissed too. “I think you should go.” He said to Jeongyeon before sitting on the couch.

Taehyung, trying to save the situation, walked Jeongyeon back to the front door. When he got back into the living room, the three were all quiet. He immediately sat beside Lexi, “Jagi..” he whispered. Lexi shushed him, “Shut up. You and I are going to talk later.” she said in a low voice.

Jimin is still quiet while sitting on their living room couch. Taehyung, Hobi and Lexi all sat there too, still not saying anything.

“I don’t know what to do.” Jimin finally blurted out, rubbing his face with both of his hands in frustration. “What is Jeongyeon doing here anyway?” Hobi asked him, still full of confusion in his face. “I never pegged you to be the playboy type.” He commented.

“You know how we always get back together after spending time away from each other, but I’ve grown tired of it, hyung. I don’t like it anymore, heck, I don’t think I still love her.” Jimin rubbed his temples then leaned on the couch with closed eyes.

“Are you sure?” Taehyung asked. “Since when did you realize that you don’t love her anymore?” Taehyung asked since he has been with Jimin from the start of the relationship and had always been with him through all the on and off.

Jimin looked at him with a poker face. “What? I was just asking. You know I’ll move heaven and Earth for you and Jeongyeon, but if you don’t love her anymore then what’s the point?” Taehyung tapped Jimin’s shoulder. Lexi looked at Taehyung weirdly and raised an eyebrow at him as if saying, Yeah go on, solve the problem that you did.

“Ya! Lexi! What are you doing to Taehyung?” Hobi joked while staring at Taehyung with a proud look. “Oh well, I think that’s growth right there.” Lexi said, flashing her fake smile.

“But really, Jimin, who do you want to pursue? Like really pursue after tonight?” Lexi asked. “Don’t get me wrong, boys, I know it’s hard to try to open up to another girl again, since you all try to live your lives privately. Jimin, I understand if you’re going to choose Jeongyeon since the two of you already have your foundation.. I mean, maybe it’s not hard to try to love her again? Maybe you just grew tired of the games and wanted something mature this time. But Jimin, I’ll also understand if you’d want to risk it with Eunice. I could have a friend here in your dorm and have someone new rather than seeing your faces over and over again.”

“I still think he should be with Jeongyeon.” Taehyung casually said. Hobi smacked the back of his head. “I thought you’re growing up already?!”

“I think you should just go with Eunice.” Hobi stated and massaged Jimin’s shoulder. “She fits your just Jimin state, natural, calm and fun.”

“Ahh- shit. Here goes nothing.” Jimin stood up and walked towards his room. Whoever Jimin chose, none of them knows. Hoseok told them that he needed to go somewhere too and left them in the living room.

“Lexi..” Taehyung softly said. “Are you serious with pursuing Tzuyu?” Lexi suddenly asked. Taehyung nodded. “You like her that much?” Lexi asked again.

Taehyung nodded again, “You know, with those few dates that we had, I wake up happier and seeing her smile makes my heart flutter. I don’t know, Lexi. I felt this once also with Therese.. if you still remember her. Tzuyu doesn’t feel familiar yet, but I’m happy with the new feelings she’s been giving me. And I actually think that she likes me too?”

Hearing Taehyung say those things brought a different kind of pain in Lexi’s heart, but still, she gave Taehyung a smile. “It’s good that you’re ready to love again. There’s nothing wrong with that, Tae. Just be careful on how you act around other people. If Jimin and Eunice will never make up, you’ll be one of the reasons why they never worked out.”

“I know, I’m sorry, Lexi.” He gave Lexi a hug, “Thank you for always supporting me and for being there always. I’ll never be who I am today without you, bestfriend.”

And for the first time, Lexi hated the word ‘bestfriend’. It stinged her heart more than it should. She was the first one to let go of the hug, “I need to get going, Tae. I promised my teammates that we’ll go out for a drink tonight.” Lexi did not wait for Taehyung to answer, she went out of the house as fast as she could.

Jungkook is standing on the second floor, looking down at the living room, hearing and seeing everything the two talked about. He just shook his head at how dense Taehyung is.

Lexi’s apartment is far from Bangtan’s house in Hannam, but still she opted to walk. After all these years, Taehyung still can’t see her more than a bestfriend. She smiled to herself, a lone tear falling from her left eye. “3 years,” she whispered to herself.

Taehyung is really just a bestfriend to her at the beginning. The two of them grew together and that makes her happy. Taehyung never forgetting her in everything makes her happy too. 3 years ago, when Taehyung and the boys were on the Wings Tour, that’s when she realized that one tingly feeling she’s had ever since 2016.

She’s fucking in love with her bestfriend.

How did she realize this? Not seeing Taehyung or not being with Taehyung for months felt like a thorn is piercing through her heart. She’s been overreacting back then. But now that she grew up, she already understands the overseas work Taehyung has to attend to since they are now international stars, as what she said from the beginning.

Taehyung’s work is understandable for her. Seeing Taehyung date different girls, or walking on Taehyung with another girl in his room became normal for her, a normal daily pain that she’s come to tame through the years. But hearing Taehyung say that he wants to try being serious again with a girl?

Oh god, it hurts, she thought to herself. Her phone vibrated on her pocket. When she checked the notification, it was a message from Jungkook.

Kook: Let’s drink?

~

Taehyung can’t get a hold on Lexi these past few days. Whenever he tries to meet with her, she’s always either training or she has something up in her schedule. He is craving for burgers today so he wanted to get one after their scheduled fanmeet. He decided to try again and messaged her.

Taehyung: Lexi, let’s get burgers after our fanmeet?

Lexi: I’ll pass, I promised Jungkook we’ll cook dinner tonight.

Taehyung: So you’ll be in our house tonight?

Lexi: Yes.

Taehyung: Are you staying over? Let’s watch a movie!

Lexi: No. I have an early morning training tomorrow.

Taehyung: I can drive you there, jagi

Taehyung stared at his phone screen, expecting a reply, but he did not receive any. He’s worried about Lexi though, this is the first time she is not saying anything as to why she’s not here all the time. On their way to the fanmeet, Taehyung received a message from Tzuyu. He smiled when he saw the notification.

Tzuyu: Taehyungie! I just have practice til 8 pm today. Wanna go catch a movie or something after?

Taehyung: Perfect timing! Fine, I’ll just bring dinner for you. I have dinner with the boys later anyway.

Jimin accidentally peeked at Taehyung’s phone, causing him to elbow Taehyung. “What?” Taehyung asked. “Nothing, are you two.. uhm, you know?” Jimin asked without having a clear question. Taehyung raised his shoulders slightly, “No label yet, but I know that the feeling is mutual.” Jimin nodded, “How did you know?”

“She told me the other day, only because I asked. She just told me that she likes me back and maybe we can get to know each other more.” Jimin nodded again, “Okay, but don’t play with her, Tae. I’m telling you. I’m friends with her too.” Taehyung tapped Jimin’s shoulder, “Of course. I really like her.” Jimin showed his smug smile to Taehyung, “More than you like Lexi?” Taehyung was quick to hit him on his arm, “Ya! Drop it! I’ve been telling you guys for quite a while now that she’s only my bestfriend. Nothing more.”

“Okaay.” Jimin said, the same way he reacts when he’s so done with everything. Lexi doesn’t confide with him when it comes to Taehyung, but he’s heard Jungkook a couple of times talking to her on the phone. Jungkook always consoles her and Jimin can’t do anything about the three knowing that it’s a freaking love triangle. Eunice asked about them the first time she saw Lexi and Taehyung, but he can’t share just yet, especially if none of the two confessed to him yet.

~

A sudden turn of events happened on their fanmeet. Taehyung is more than relieved when he sees Eunice there, he can finally let go of the guilt he’s been feeling from that night. What surprised him more is that the girlfriend that Yoongi has been talking about for years is actually true. Jimin is the only one who believed him, and now, all of them are sitting in the living room while talking and waiting for Gail to arrive.

Taehyung’s eyes instantly landed on Lexi the moment the door opened. Jimin immediately led Yoongi and Gail to Yoongi’s room, while Eunice and Lexi sat with them in the living room. Taehyung made space for Lexi beside him, but she went beside Jungkook, hearing her say, “What are we cooking? Seems like Yoongi-oppa will be busy.” Jungkook looked at her endearingly, “Whatever you want. We just stocked up on groceries anyway.”

Taehyung followed Jungkook and Lexi in the kitchen, “Can I help with anything?” Lexi smiled at him, “Just eat what we’re going to make, Taehyung.” She returned to talking with Jungkook after answering him, causing Taehyung to just roll his eyes. He went back to sitting in the living room with the boys, but not interacting with them.

“Jungkook, I don’t know how long I can keep this act on.” Jungkook gave her the ingredients to prepare, “Then stop acting. Why do you still go here anyway? You should move on first. I told you, I can just go over your place if you want company.”

Jimin is standing on the kitchen’s entrance, Eunice just behind him. “You know, Lexi, if Taehyung’s giving you a hard time, just stop seeing him first.” He went to the refrigerator to get cold water for him and Eunice. “It’s not that easy to do that, bubb.” Eunice answered Jimin, Jungkook and Lexi just looking at them. “Or you can talk to a girl, I know you’ll understand each other better.” Jungkook said, smiling at them.

The four of them started making dinner. Jungkook made it sound like they’re preparing something grand, but in reality, he just wants to prepare ramyeon.. again. Jimin facepalmed at the thought, but still helped them while the two girls talked.

They went back to the living room after preparing dinner. As much as Eunice wants to talk to Lexi more, she needs to go home with Gail because by the looks of it, the talk with Yoongi did not go well.

Lexi did not go to Bangtan’s dorm for the next few days. She meets with Eunice and Gail, not letting Taehyung know, which means Jimin and Yoongi are both forced to stay at the house.

On Eunice’s last day in Seoul, the three agreed to meet early in the morning at a coffee shop near Gail’s unit. Eunice gave the two their own coffee mugs and sat on one of the chairs, “Now, what? You two, seriously, just straight up tell them how you feel.” Gail was busy taking a sip when she stopped, “Ya! You think I didn’t tell him that? We just didn’t have that talk yet.” Lexi chuckled, “Ew, he’s your boyfriend and you can’t even tell him how you feel.”

“Shut up, Taehyung’s your bestfriend and you share with him all your life and you can’t even say how you feel to him. You’re no better.” Gail shot back, making Lexi joke about shedding tears. “About that, I don’t know if I should say it to him. He’s so….. dense.” Eunice smiled, “Just say it to him. He’s your bestfriend for years. He might be feeling something too.”

Gail was quick to shake her head in disapproval, “No. I say, she waits until after this Tzuyu episode. We’ll know if Taehyung really likes her so much, even if Lexi is nowhere to be found.” Lexi’s eyes became round, “Ya! I’m not going to die!” The three laughed, “Yeah, you’re not, you’re just going to ignore him. You know, give him a cold shoulder. Fucking stand up for yourself for once.”

Lexi just nodded, “Fine. I just miss him, that’s all. Even if he’s not good for me.” Gail shot a quick rebuttal, “But is he really not good for you?” Eunice tapped Gail’s shoulders, “Actually, maybe you just don’t know yet how good you are for each other.”

“Or not,” Lexi denied again, making Eunice and Gail throw their tissue papers at her.

~

Taehyung is driving back to Hannam after staying the whole day at Tzuyu’s apartment. He smiled at the thought of them having fun earlier, watching movies all day and having a good laugh at how Tzuyu tried her best to make him burgers since he said that it was his favorite.

The burger tasted good, but every time he eats the food, it tasted more of his hundreds and endless memories with Lexi. She’s not contacting him these past few days, even if he tries. The last time he saw her was when Eunice was leaving Korea, which was over a week ago, and she did not even say much to him. He even asked her when did they become close but she did not even answer. In addition, she was with Jungkook all the time she was staying in their dorm.

He pulled over for a while, pulling out his phone, he typed a quick message to Lexi.

Taehyung: Jagi, want to eat?

He waited for a good ten minutes, just so he would take the next right to Lexi’s apartment instead of going straight to Hannam. When Lexi didn’t reply, he still took the way to Lexi’s apartment, wishing she’s there. He parked his car near the complex and went out. He felt a cold breeze brush through him and he looked at the sky.

Taehyung did not see any star, making him smile, not because of the lack of stars, but because whenever he and Lexi decide to take a stroll, it always rains. Maybe it will be one of those nights, he said to himself before jogging up the apartment complex because Lexi lives on the third floor.

For the first time in years, the lack of stars in the sky failed him. He’s been calling Lexi to open up non stop, but no one answered the door. After an hour, he went out of the apartment complex and walked to his car even if it’s raining hard. Sighing, he drove back home with a heavy heart.

He still needs to pack as they are leaving for Bon Voyage tomorrow morning. When he went inside their dorm, almost all of the boys were in the living room with their luggages open and their things beside it, waiting to be organized inside. “Is Lexi here?” Taehyung asked. Seokjin is busy folding his RJ pajamas, “Nope.” Taehyung looked at Yoongi, “Is Lexi with Gail?” Yoongi shook his head while inserting a lot of headbands on his luggage pocket, “No. Gail’s in my room, getting my toiletries for me.”

Taehyung sat on the living room couch and sighed, “I don’t know what to do. I think Lexi is ignoring me. I don’t even know what I did for her to ignore me.” He massaged his forehead, completely stressed out, “Have you ever thought of what you didn’t do?” Seokjin asked.

“What do you mean, hyung?” Taehyung asked, but Seokjin’s phone started ringing causing him to walk to the kitchen. Taehyung just heard him say, “What do you mean Charmine is missing?”

“Who’s Charmine?” Taehyung asked the boys. Namjoon looked confused too, “I don’t know a Charmine. I only know a Rianne, unless hyung is cheating.” Jimin threw one of his socks to Namjoon, “Ya! Don’t say that. I doubt. Jin-hyung is so whipped from the start.”

Hoseok went to the kitchen too without a word. Taehyung stood up. “I’ll just pack in my room, guys. I’m not feeling well.” Taehyung did not wait for the others to answer and went straight to his room that he shares with Namjoon. He pulled his luggage out and stared at it long and hard.

Fuck this, he thought. This is the first time he’s going to pack without Lexi’s checklist. I can do this, he said to himself. I can do this on my own.

Just as when he was about to start packing, Yoongi entered the room, giving Taehyung a small piece of paper. “Lexi dropped by to give this to you, but she told us she’s in a rush.” Taehyung nodded and just said his thanks.

He opened the paper and it’s that checklist that Lexi always gives him when he’s going on a long trip. There’s just a note in the bottom of the list that made his heart ache when it shouldn’t have.

Have fun in New Zealand, bestfriend. :)

For the first time, he hated the word bestfriend. He hated how lost he feels.

~

New Zealand is beautiful.

The boys have high hopes for New Zealand because Namjoon always talks so highly of the place. Namjoon wasn’t wrong. In fact, the experience exceeded their expectations. The boys enjoyed driving around, looking at scenery that they never imagined to be true.

Ever since they got to New Zealand, Taehyung decided not to message Lexi for the meantime. If Lexi is not talking to him, then maybe something is wrong with him. He decided to just focus on himself first and the boys, of course. This is their trip after all. 

Taehyung is the one driving the Santa Fe car along with Jin and Yoongi. After doing the grocery shopping, Seokjin opened the pack of mandarins for them to eat. Even when Taehyung was driving, he still managed to peel one for himself.

“Taehyung, don’t you have a heart?” Seokjin asked, trying his best not to laugh. “What?” Taehyung replied, confused if he heard him right. “I said, don’t you have a heart? They said that if you’re good at peeling mandarins, you don’t have a heart.” Seokjin shamelessly said. Yoongi laughed with him, “Where did that come from, hyung? Of course, Taehyung has a heart!” Yoongi defended Taehyung while he held his left chest, “I have a heart, Jin-hyung! I’m not even sure why it’s hurting right now..” He softly answered.

Yoongi looked at Seokjin who’s sitting in the backseat, winking at him. “Are things not going well with Tzuyu?” Seokjin asked, Taehyung looked at the camera. “Don’t worry, they’ll edit it out.” Yoongi said, urging Taehyung to talk to them. “No, no. Everything’s great with Tzuyu.  I send her pictures of our trip and she can’t wait for me to go home. She misses me.” Yoongi nodded, “And you? Do you miss her?”

Taehyung sighed, “Of course, I miss her. I just can’t get Lexi out of my mind. I don’t know what I did for her to ignore me.” Seokjin immediately answered, “Or what you didn’t do.” Then ate another mandarin. “Why do you keep saying that?” Taehyung asked. Yoongi bit his lower lip and tapped Taehyung’s shoulder, “We have a lot of free time here, Taehyung. Think about it.”

Throughout the trip, Taehyung gave his focus to Bangtan. He’s always trying to help out in everything and is also game in doing everything. Oftentimes, the boys would see him wandering too far from them, or staring into space longer than he normally would, but they just let him. If they already realized how much Taehyung loves his bestfriend, why can’t he? There was also a time during camping where Taehyung slept earlier than expected, but the boys decided not to wake him up. Yoongi saying, “Just let him sleep, maybe his mind is exhausted from thinking too hard.”

On the day that they tried Nevis Swing and Catapult, they did not expect Taehyung to try the catapult too. Taehyung was so happy that time, feeling a lot of different emotions at once. Dinner time came and Jungkook still can’t stop talking about the swing, knowing that he was the one who loves extreme activities like that.

“I really love how that felt, especially the catapult!” Jungkook said while hopping beside Taehyung, “Yes! I felt so scared while falling but I also felt happiness in it, like the excitement will never end!”

“That’s how the catapult felt? Well then it’s okay that I didn’t try it, that’s how I feel with Eunice anyway.” Jimin said with a smug smile while Taehyung and Jungkook just stared at him, “What? That’s really how it feels! When you guys start to feel that whenever you’re with someone, then you’re done for, you’re in love.”

Taehyung felt his heart drop. He felt everything all at once. Maybe he’s really done for this time.

~

Lexi and Gail are both busy in Bangtan’s kitchen because they know that the boys will arrive today. “I’m just glad you’re here now, I used to do this alone every. freaking. year.” Lexi said, earning a laugh from Gail. “The only difference is, you don’t have this problem with Taehyung in the previous years.”

“Fine, you win. I’m just finishing Taehyung’s favorite then I’ll go. I’m still not done ignoring him.” Lexi said while finishing the burger for Taehyung. “Is he still seeing Tzuyu?” Gail asked. “I don’t know, he stopped messaging me a week ago.” Lexi shrugged. “I know I’m the one who told you to wait it out, but is ignoring him good for your heart?”

“No..” Lexi almost whispered. “Well, is it good for your soul?” Gail asked again, Lexi shaking her head, “Absolutely not. But do I need this? Definitely yes. You don’t know how much I stopped myself from calling him to tell him about the slightest things.” She finished arranging Taehyung’s burger and placed it on his part of the dining table.

She bid her goodbye to Gail and quickly ran out of the house, knowing that the boys are already on their way back from the airport. Taehyung realized a lot of things from their trip which caused him to be quite the jerk for breaking things off with Tzuyu over the phone, but he really can’t take it anymore, especially now that he knows that after trying not to feel anything over the years, he failed.

It was raining when their car was parked in their garage. They went out one by one, Yoongi a little too excited as he ran to the front door and inside. “I wish she was here to welcome me home, too.” Jimin said while pouting, “I’m with you, bro.” Seokjin answered, then they both made their way inside. Taehyung followed, expecting that Lexi would be there just as she always is throughout the years whenever they went back from other countries.

But she’s not.

Taehyung slumped a little too hard on his seat in the dining area. With a frown on his face, he can’t help but stare at Yoongi who’s still busy annoying Gail to death just because he missed her. “At least she still makes your burgers.” Taehyung heard Jungkook say before he sat on his seat. Taehyung gave Jungkook a small smile and stared at the food in front of him, “I don’t know how long I can hold this, Kook. I feel like I should see her now.”

“Then why don’t you just go to her. Stop hiding from each other. I’m tired.” Jungkook said teasingly. Jimin sat on Taehyung’s other side, “Yeah, just go. I’m tired too.” Taehyung just nodded and grabbed his own car keys before dashing out of the front door.

Rain, you better not fail me tonight, Taehyung talked to the universe. Driving to Lexi’s apartment, his mind is clouded with thoughts of her. He just hopes she went there straight after cooking in their house. He was about to make a turn when he saw a familiar Tata jacket. He’d know that jacket from anywhere because it was uniquely made for her.

This girl, he said in his mind even if he mentally facepalmed himself. He pulled the car over and went out even if the rain was pouring, “What the hell are you doing walking here when it’s raining?” Taehyung shouted which Lexi heard, “Why do you care?” Lexi answered while frowning. Taehyung took big strides to get closer to her, “I care because I don’t want my bestfriend to get sick.”

There’s the word again – that bestfriend word. Lexi felt that pang in her chest again so she turned her back on Taehyung and started walking again. “Fine, I care because I don’t want the love of my life to get sick so will you please come here and hug me?” Lexi stopped on her tracks, confused if she heard him right. She turned again to face him, “Is this magic? I thought we’re only going to hit this off if we’re 40 years old already?”

Taehyung closed the gap between them and hugged her tight, pulling the hood of her jacket on top of her head and covering it again with his head, “Love needs effort, not magic. And I’d be damned if I say that the two of us don’t give each other effort.” Lexi awkwardly hugged him back with no energy at all.

Taehyung held both of her arms and wrapped it tightly around his waist and buried Lexi’s head on his chest. “Jagiya, I love you. I’m sorry if it took me long enough to say this to you, but I can’t risk losing you, not when you’re the only one who can love me like this.”

“I did not even say that I love you.” Lexi said, hiding her smile in Taehyung’s chest, as well as the tears that are now flowing freely on her cheeks, but she can’t hide it anymore too. “You fucking idiot. You fucking have the audacity to say it to my face that you’re going to be serious with another girl. You fucking idiot.”

“You said ‘you fucking idiot’ two times..” Taehyung teased, “Well, let me say it again. You fucking idiot, you don’t know how much I stopped myself from calling you in the slightest inconvenience that I experience, how much I tried to stop myself from going to your dorm whenever I feel happy, or sad.”

“This ‘fucking idiot’ loves you so much, just a coward to not say it to you earlier. Do you want to know how much?” Taehyung started swaying slightly while still hugging her then he felt her nod, “Do you know how much I love those 6 boys? I love you with that amount combined, even more.“ Lexi snuggled closer to Taehyung’s chest, as if they can still get any closer. This still feels surreal to her, hearing Taehyung confess his feelings with a large amount, as he says.

Taehyung kissed the top of Lexi’s head, "I just feel like I don’t deserve you, Lexi. We’ve grown together and I saw you change into this super amazing girl that I feel like you’re out of my league.”

“I don’t deserve you? Is that your decision to make?” Lexi pulled away from the hug and stared at Taehyung, “This is my life, Taehyung. I get to say who I deserve and who I don’t. I love you too, my –”

“Fucking idiot?” Taehyung teased, asking her. “No.” He smiled, “Then, am I still your bestfriend?” Lexi nodded, “Of course, but now, jagiya is more real.”

“I love you too, my jagiya.” Lexi smiled at him, ready to pull him again to another hug, but Taehyung pulled her to a kiss. He smiled while kissing her, causing her to giggle into the kiss too, “I hope you don’t get sick.” Taehyung whispered, “Nah, you’ll take care of me anyway.” Lexi answered. Taehyung wrapped his arms on her waist while Lexi wrapped her arms on his neck, Taehyung deepening the kiss.

Taehyung felt like he’s in the catapult again, falling excitingly with no end. Nothing can make him happier than now. Thank you, Rain, for not failing me tonight. He thought about their early years as bestfriends, Lexi always saying that she knows that talking to the universe is real. For the first time, Taehyung believed that the fate and universe is real – because he happen to be blessed with the best one.

~

“I can’t stay for dinner, guys.I got some errands to do.” Hoseok said, grabbing also his car keys and went straight through the front door without waiting for the others’ answer.

Jimin moved to Taehyung’s seat beside Jungkook, “You okay?” He asked. Jungkook nodded, “Yep.” Jimin tapped Jungkook’s shoulder, “You sure? You like her, right?” The younger one just gave him a small smile, “Hyung, we can’t go in between soulmates. They just really gravitate back to each other, no matter what the circumstances are.”

“Lexi – she’s just easy to talk to, you know? I feel like she understands me, but maybe they understand each other more. Don’t worry, hyung. I’m okay. They’re our friends.” Jungkook said, looking at the others who just sat on the chairs of the dining table.

“Jungkook-ssi, I hope you attract someone who speaks your own language so you don’t spend your whole life translating your soul.” Jimin gave him another tap on the shoulders before returning to his seat.

“Where did Hoseok go?” Seokjin asked while looking around. “He said he has errands.” Namjoon answered, getting food from the center. “Aish, I told him not to!” Seokjin left the house immediately without another word.

Seokjin called Hoseok immediately which he picked up, "Hyung..” Seokjin did not waste his time, “Hoseok, I told you not to go to her. This is for her too, and you know that.”

“Hyung, I’m sorry. I can’t just let them take her.” Then he ended the call.

~

published 03.29.20

[adaline-hiero]

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My son

2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy when I am around people I don’t know or know well. And outgoing with my close friends and family

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My babies

4. Are you easy to get along with? I am

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Myself lol

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Funny, caring, compassionate, nerdy, musician, artist types 

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I am married, so yes.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? M.Shadows and Benny C.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? I have always been a bit awkward when it comes to talking about sex.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My best friend 

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Like amazon 3 years ago, lol.”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? All Avenged Sevenfold Songs: Victim, Exist, Roman Sky, Higher & I won’t see you tonight

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? No, I only like to touch my hair.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I do

15. What good thing happened this summer? Last summer my sweet little boy turned 4 and I got to enjoy alot of time with my babies

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I do

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? I do not

19. Do you like bubble baths? Fuck yeah

20. Do you like your neighbors? Yes, they seem to be nice

21. What are you bad habits? I get distracted easily

22. Where would you like to travel? London, Paris, Florence, Japan

23. Do you have trust issues? Oh buddy, I could tell you some stories. But yes I do

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going home to my kids

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My thighs and stomach, because I birthed two children

26. What do you do when you wake up? I sit in bed before I roll out and get ready for work

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I would like a bit more color. I am pasty white right now. Fuck you winter

28. Who are you most comfortable around? My mum

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? No

30. Do you ever want to get married? I am married lol

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Down to my waist

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? B.C & RDJ

33. Spell your name with your chin. I’m working right now!

34. Do you play sports? What sports? I chase toddlers

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Oh yeah

37. What do you say during awkward silences? So, then change the subject

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Does M.Shadows count? 

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Sephora 

40. What do you want to do after high school? I am 11 years out of high school

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Some yes, others no.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I am in a bad depressed state.

43. Do you smile at strangers? Out of habit yes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Work and my children

46. What are you paranoid about? I have sleep paranoia so that’s cool. But I have a list

47. Have you ever been high? No

48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? No, I am pretty chill

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black A7X hoodie

51. Ever wished you were someone else? Yes

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? More confident 

53. Favourite makeup brand? Urban decay

54. Favourite store? Sephora 

55. Favourite blog? @sobeautifullyobsessed

56. Favourite colour? Black and Red

57. Favourite food? Pizza for life

58. Last thing you ate? A wrap

59. First thing you ate this morning? a banana

60. Ever won a competition? No

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? No

62. Been arrested? For what? No

63. Ever been in love? Yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Basically me, my 2 brothers and my mum and all of our close friends stayed in one hotel room and I stayed up all night drawing with one of my older brothers best friends and I had my first kiss with him while everyone slept

65. Are you hungry right now? No, I just had lunch

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? They are all my friends so 

67. Facebook or Twitter? I don’t use twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr ftw

69. Are you watching tv right now? No

70. Names of your bestfriends? Michelle and Rachel

71. Craving something? What? Not at the moment

72. What colour are your towels? A mix 

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two 

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Me none, my babies, no idea

75. Favourite animal? Penguin 

76. What colour is your underwear? Light rose gold color

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cold stone birthday cake remix

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Maroon

80. What colour pants? Black leggins

81. Favourite tv show? Sherlock

82. Favourite movie? Avengers in general 

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? They have a second one?

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? I guess 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? No idea

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Crush

87. First person you talked to today? My husband

88. Last person you talked to today? My mum

89. Name a person you hate? My father

90. Name a person you love? My family

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Not at the moment 

92. In a fight with someone? No

93. How many sweatpants do you have? Two or three

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Ten plus

95. Last movie you watched? The hobbit, battle of the five armies 

96. Favourite actress? Karen Gillian 

97. Favourite actor? Benedict Cumberbatch.

98. Do you tan a lot? Not much 

99. Have any pets? One pupper

100. How are you feeling? Ok? I am at work so 

101. Do you type fast? Yes

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Oh yeah

103. Can you spell well? Not the best speller

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? I do

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? A few times yes

107. Have you ever been on a horse? Once, I did not enjoy it

108. What should you be doing? Working

109. Is something irritating you right now? No

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes

111. Do you have trust issues? Yes

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My mum

113. What was your childhood nickname? Bambi

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes

115. Do you play the Wii? I used to

116. Are you listening to music right now? Yes, Avenged Sevenfold

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? No

118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes

119. Favourite book? Maia

120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not much 

121. Are you mean? No

122. Is cheating ever okay? No

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Mmmm, no

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes

125. Do you believe in true love? Yes

126. Are you currently bored? No

127. What makes you happy? My art and friends and family

128. Would you change your name? Yes

129. What your zodiac sign? Virgo

130. Do you like subway? It’s ok

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Hmm, er I’m married?

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My bestie

133. Favourite lyrics right now? “Meet you in the stars tonight, there you find me drifting in the ether within the lull”

134. Can you count to one million? Never tried

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I didn’t order that pizza

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed door

137. How tall are you? 5’3′

138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavy

139. Brunette or Blonde? Dark brown

140. Summer or Winter? Fall

141. Night or Day? Night

142. Favourite month? October

143. Are you a vegetarian? NO

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk or white chocolate

145. Tea or Coffee? Tea

146. Was today a good day? It’s been fine so far

147. Mars or Snickers? Mars

148. What’s your favourite quote? “Seize the day, or die regretting the time you lost.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

150. Do you tag anyone else to do this? I do, also thank you to @jumbledfangirl for tagging me @sobeautifullyobsessed @wurwurz @julaerenee

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New To Do List (June 2018).

Hi everyone! 🤓💕 Thank you so much for requesting and having fun with us, we always love to read all your ideas and we get the feels every time. As you know we can’t write everything, but we try to make everyone feel included as we enjoy what we write too.

Here you have the new to do list, that will take a while to post, a couple months, so we hope you can be patient and while you wait you can still enjoy reading everything we have going on here.

Enough talking, here’s the list✨

Jungkook.

Crawling Pt. 2, Zombie AU

Hogwarts AU. Hufflepuff reader falls for Jungkook but is clueless on how to tell him, and instead starts doing small things for him.

Hogwarts AU. Romance between Slytherin Jungkook and a mermaid from the black lake.

Jungkook refuses his feelings for you because you are older and foreigner but is dying to call you noona and be touchy + His love interest is 5 years older, he's not sure about her feelings so is cold around her and hurts her because she likes him too.

You are having a dinner date with Jungkook when your older brother Namjoon and the manager arrive, so you make a mission to not be seen with the help of the other members but fail.

You are at his studio and accidentally delete a fragment of a song he was working hard on. + Jungkook calls you clingy and you get hurt.

Older Jungkook. He is the son of your father's closest friend, he's a bit cold but then starts to like you.

Taehyung.

You both are waiters and you get uncomfortable because of a client who wanted your number so Tae waits for you outside after his shift was over to protect you.

Highschool AU, love triangle between Taehyung and Jungkook. You are bestfriends with Tae and Jungkook asks you out + Taehyung gets jealous when he suddenly sees you walking around with Jungkook even if he's usually shy around girls and Taehyung don't want him talking to his crush.

A Little Surprise Pt 2, Taehyung's son loves you and is clingy, falling asleep on you, Tae doesn't say but it but he loves that.

Chubby reader where fans pick on her for her weight/stretch marks and Tae defends  and comforts her.

Bad boy AU where Taehyung rides a motorcycle and meets you in a street race.

Harry Potter AU, Rony/Hermione/Harry scene in the last movie. + A Tae scenario based on "I didn't know I had feelings for you, until I saw you with someone else”.

Fire To The Heart Pt.2.

Steel Hearts Pt. 5

He's your first boyfriend, you go on a date together and you are nervous so as Taehyung notices it, he kisses you to ease you out.

Jimin.

Doctor Jimin checks up his girlfriend.

Jimin and you go to the beach together. + Jimin being jealous because you’ve been spending a lot of time with your best friend Jungkook.

Jimin is frat boy that likes you, he takes you to a party and gets protective when his brothers start flirting with you. + College au, you are dating but you don’t know how to kiss yet so Jimin teaches you.

Jimin works at a coffee shop and has a big crush on a frequent customer. + You both are really shy, over text you can talk and flirt just fine but in person you are a little awkward.

Hogwarts AU. Hufflepuff reader. You two have feelings for each other but you are oblivious to it.

Jimin is a single dad and you’re his child’s nanny.

Namjoon.

Domestic boyfriend/husband Namjoon. soft bookshop visiting, morning coffee, honey I’m home. You are pregnant and settling down.

Your relationship goes out to the public, fans thought you’d be tough and fierce but you are a fluff ball, so when you go shopping together you try to look like his ideal type but that isn’t you.

You are watching a scary movie with your roommate Jungkook so afterwards you call your boyfriend Namjoon to reassure you + You are dating and you watch a scary movie together so Namjoon has to be with you for the rest of the night.

You are enemies but your pet gets lost, Namjoon sees you are devastated and he feels bad for you so he ends up looking for your pet.

The Subject of Your Dreams Pt 2. Professor AU.

Namjoon thinks he doesn’t have a big role in the family besides the financial.

Hoseok

You are in a secret relationship with him and no one finds out until you start being very touchy + You are a the part of the relationship when everything is beautiful and everyone can see it a mile away + You visit him in his studio, help him with music, fall asleep on his lap.

Hoseok angst, you have been dating for a while and you love taking pictures of him but you notice how Hoseok looks like he doesn’t care anymore.

Royal AU. You are a princess and Hoseok your guardsman.

Hoseok is a prince who falls in love with a girl from the bakery of his own town.

Hogwarts AU. He’s a popular quidditch player and you are shy and bookish.

You are married, but you have a huge fight because his job is taking him too much time.

Yoongi.

The members tease him for being a cute father to his daughter + Yoongi trying to give the boy talk to his still very young daughter.

Enemies next door neighbors.

Yoongi is a secret agent/hitman who has to kill you for a mission, you are his childhood crush but he doesn’t know you are his target.

Everything But The Rain Pt 3.

Yoongi is a wealthy cold man who is only soft for you, his girlfriend when his stepmother finds out about your poor background  she tries to separate you.

First Meeting Pt 8.

Yoongi gets jealous when a childhood friend of yours comes and he has a bad feeling about him. + Yoongi looses his mind when your ex comes and harms you until you are sent to the hospital.

You are afraid of thunderstorms so Yoongi comforts you + Your hands get cold easily so Yoongi tries to warm you up.

Yoongi and you are dating and majoring piano, one day when you are learning a piece together you end up making out. + college au you are in a relationship and you meet at campus but things complicate when Yoongi decides to study abroad.

You are married but you haven’t announced your marriage to the public yet, but you start having problems because of Yoongi’s lack of attention since he doesn’t show his love.

Your period is late and Yoongi and you panic and get super nervous thinking you might be pregnant.

Hogwarts AU. You are dating but when a werewolf starts attacking students at the castle, you get the suspicion Yoongi might be a werewolf.

Hybrid Yoongi / Hybrid reader, your owners ( Jimin and Taehyung) are best friends and make you hang out together but you don’t really like each other.

After you have a bad break up Yoongi falls again in drugs and alcohol so the members call you for help.

Daddykink AU. Yoongi goes away on trip leaving you alone so he gets possessive and overprotective of you, calling and checking on you all the time.

Hogwarts AU. You are from a rival house but Yoongi secretly takes care of you from the sidelines.

Seokjin.

Jin is a lifeguard and y/n is a helpless swimmer so he gives her swimming lessons

Jin was excersizing and took off his shirt and then you see him so you get flustered and nervous

Bestfriends who agree to marry if neither have by their 30th birthday

Mafia gang AU where you have a crush on him that he knows about but doesn't want to put you in danger

Drunkenly sleep together after meeting at a bar and find out he's your new boss the morning after.

Cinderella AU

Highschool AU based on "Save Me" where he goes through depression

You’re scared of thunderstorms and lightning and you cuddle up Jin

He worriedly goes to the hospital because of a call saying you were there because you fainted and then you let him know you are pregnant

Jin is talking more with a fellow idol so you think he’s drifting apart so you make him believe you are pregnant + big fight just before tour because you think he will end up cheating and you feel really insecure

Hogwarts AU Jin being suspicious of and trying to take down the head of the school and you become his side kick to be useful and because you like him.

My Own Kind Of Heaven Pt. 2

Reader babysittings his sugar gliders

[blackrosesfanfic]

Chapter 183

Trey

"For you." Kevin says sitting a girl on my lap.

I look at her face. "What is this?"

"Everybody needs a bad bitch on their lap."

"Everybody needs these 2 ounce shots!"

I take the shot and turn it up. I forgot this guy’s name but he fills my glass back up talking about waiting for the group. I start coughing like all shit broke loose. This bitch wouldn't move off of my lap. I push her off me sitting up. Shit that liquor made my fucking cough worse.

"Damn, bitch breath. Get him some water."

"Trey can't take a shot of Goose. I started light."

I take a deep breath as I take the water bottle. My chest hurts like hell. That liquor lit my insides on fire. Shit. I sip on the water. It helps a bit. Enough for me to sit back. The girl attempts to sit back on my lap. I got 2 seconds worth of sense and stand her up straight.

"Vodka and bitches sitting on my lap. Nope." I say sitting up. "What the fuck you trying to do to me?"

"Help you enjoy life." Kevin says.

I shake my head. "Help me get a damn divorce."

"Your wife not here."

"What's your name again? You know my wife?"

He shrugs. "Know her personally? Naw."

I sip on the water bottle. "I wanted to make sure everybody understood. But I just got to tell you and you take my word for it. My wife is a bad ass bitch and a smart one. I know she watching me through one of her minions. To know my wife is to love her. And that mean my ass get snitched on."

"You know his wife?" The guy asks the girl that was sitting on my lap.

"I met her a few times." she shrugs.

I stand up. "Fucking trouble. Just like Khloe K. Fucking bestfriends with my wife best friend. Bitches slick."

I walk over to the room where nobody was. They had me in the zone for a little while. I wasn't thinking about shit. I really need to reconstruct my circle of friends. Separate the single/never been faithful from the faithful, know the meaning of friend and fun.

"Wise man."

"Motherfucking Jackie Long." I say dapping him up.

"You know I would have sung like a fucking bird. Guess what I just saw Kim."

I scrunch up my face. "My wife not belie... Cammie not believing shit that comes from Kim Kardashian mouth."

"Kimberly Michelle."

"Oh. Oh hell. K. Michelle. You bitch."

He nods. "But you smart."

"Look even one better. I'm about to tell her where Im at. Beat your ass to that."

"Hey, Tremaine."

I look around the room. Everybody stops talking. I forgot I put my phone on the TV. I look up at the screen. Cammie's face was on it. How the fuck did I do that shit? How the fuck do I turn it off?

"What are you doing?" I ask her looking at the screen.

"What are you looking at?"

I smile. "Your face."

She scrunches up her face. "You not looking at your phone. You looking pass it, Tremaine."

"Stop using physics. I am looking at you."

"What are you doing with music playing in your background?" she says dancing to it a bit.

I look down at my phone trying to figure out how to take it off. She stops dancing watching me. I raise my eyebrows.

"Where Caden?"

"Right here breastfeeding." she says looking down.

"Let me see."

She giggles. "You wanna see him feeding? No. Why?"

I glance at the TV then at my phone. "How you dancing with your nipple in his mouth?"

"You act like I'm doing a lot. Plus these things don't move when I move. They go in the opposite direction." she starts laughing. "Caden showing his gums smiling at me like I'm trying to entertain him. He about to be sucking on that pacifier."

"Want me to help you get that off?" the girl says grabbing my phone.

I considered hitting the bitch for a split second. Why the hell would you do that? She hands the phone back to me walking away. Cammie had turned the camera away from her. She was showing me Lane on the floor sleep. Thank you, God.

"Why the fuck he on the floor?"

"Your son is fucking annoying. So he waits good until I'm in the middle of breastfeeding and he comes to me talking about hold me. I'm like wait a few minutes. He starts telling me no that he don't got time. He gonna sleep by himself. I tell him to go ahead. Thinking he left out I look behind me. This boy on the floor lying on his pillow blanket pet thing. I tell him to come to me he says no. Then he tells me to feed my ugly baby."

I laugh. "He didn't."

"Yes, he did. I tell him that he is my ugly baby too. He didn't like that."

"So you left him on the floor?"

She shrugs. "What am I supposed to do? Stop and go rock him to sleep?"

I shake my head. "Got the baby sleeping on the floor."

"His choice. You want me to stop feeding a hungry child to go pick up a sleepy one because he demands to be picked up? His ass is two."

I shrug. I lost this fight. "I mean."

"Where are you Tremaine?"

"Kevin's."

"Bye."

I frown. "What?"

She hangs up the phone. I spin around looking behind me. So into my conversation I didn't realize someone was standing behind me. I mean the unclassified creature is literally just standing there. To what do I owe the pleasure of your fucking company? I stand up. I'm fucking gone and this may be the last fucking time I hang with Kevin on his terms. Fucking bitch.

"Get the fuck away from me." I say jumping at the girl.

"Trey."

She falls back dramatically like I hit her. I ain't about to take no shit for something I didn't do. It's best that me and Cammie continue down the path of trust we are on. I don't feel as though she doesn't trust me. I like it that way. More than I can say about any relationship I’ve been in. I chuckle. But I was cheating then so...

"Fuck you." I say.

"Who?" Jackie asks. His ass was standing between me and the girl.

I turn and call Cammie as I'm walking away. "Why you hang up?"

"Why you calling suddenly?"

"I'm walking." I say then change to video. "Walking."

Cammie rolls her eyes. "Hey, Jackie."

I glance at him. He smiles all hard. "Cammie."

"Where are you leaving from?"

"Kevin's."

She rolls her eyes again. "Let me change Caden. Look at the sky or hang up."

  Chris

"Chicago? You never told me you were going to Chicago?" I snap.

"What's the problem with me going to Chicago? I can't deal with you right now. I'll call you back. Fucking with my vibe." Amber says hanging up.

I drop the phone from my hand. It makes a loud noise. I suck my teeth. The shit might be broke. Who gives a fuck? I'm tired of having to chase Amber around. She leaves shit out on purpose so I won't know her location. I think she is returning to LA but she going further East. Bullshit.

"I came this close to saying I could have fucked. You can't even know if you were actually gonna hit."

"She good at keeping niggas friends. Hell I don't remember the last time I saw her. She might be afraid that friend shield won't hold up. I'm telling you I done felt all over those curves. Cammie just a tease."

I turn around paying attention to their conversation. Like I was hearing it but I wasn't registering shit until now. August shakes his head.

"If she was my wife I would be showing that perfection off. Look at my wife bitches."

"He doing right to keep her away from me." August says. "I'm telling you what my goal is when I get the opportunity."

I stand up. "We really having this conversation? What the fuck?"

August looks at me. "We really having it. You never said anything."

"And I wouldn't."

"I know what you think about Cammie." August says nodding. "Let's not go backwards though. That was before... I mean when no one knew. Cause it was never before. Trey wasn't always around."

I nod. "Trey was there from the beginning. First day she danced for my concert. But fuck that. Stop fucking talking about that man wife like she not married."

"I'll be the side dude for the chance to satisfy my curiosity."

"Now is your chance. Trey in LA. She in Georgia alone. Go to Georgia." I say then pick up my phone. "I need to find out where my nigga at. Fuck is my problem?"

Trey doesn't answer the phone. I text him asking if he still in LA. This nigga texts me straight back. Damn how long has it been since I was around this nigga. I let myself get busy.

Trey: Yes

Me: Where at? I'm coming thru in an hour.

Trey: I'll let you know in an hour.

He sends me a video. It's my little nigga Caden. He is big as fuck. Damn, he rolls over as Cammie coaches him to get his pacifier. He can follow instructions? Shit how old is he? He moving around and shit. I sigh. I didn't mean to fucking stay away.

Me: He too big. Moving and shit

Me: Why the fuck you can't talk?

Trey: Fuck yourself

I chuckle turning back to the conversation. They weren't talking about Cammie anymore but they were still talking about females. I wonder how Trey would feel about someone saying the things they were saying about his wife. I don't know if it should be a conversation that we have or what.

"Cammie." I say answering the phone.

"No don't talk to me. Talk to Daddy." Lane says.

I chuckle. "What's good, Lane?"

"No."

"What's up?" Trey says. "Lane, tell Chris the story."

Lane babbles about something unrecognizable. I hope this ain't the fucking story he supposed to tell me about. Cammie yells in the background, also unrecognizable.

"I gonna tell Chris the story. Chris?"

"Yeah."

He sighs like he had something deep on his mind. "The man was walking down the street. You drive your car into he car. He car blow up to smoke. And you dance in the road."

"Why this story about me?" I laugh. "The man died?"

"He car died. He cry. You sing you song."

"Tell him what song, Lane." Cammie says.

Lane giggles. "I know what you not gone get it. I do fine for winess."

I laugh harder than I laughed in a while. He sitting up here sanging Grass ain't greener. I can't stop the laughing. I move the phone away from my ear so could stop hearing him sing it. He was chopping the song up like shit. That song with his story is straight hilarious. He funny as shit at 2. He fucking two and he talks better than JJ who 3.

"Why you know that story?"

"When I sleep. I don't know. You hit that car."

I chuckle. "Then I start singing and dancing in the street. You your daddy Lane."

Trey laughs. "You should be honored he dreaming about you."

"No... No. I not. I Lane. No Temaine."

"Aight little dude. Trey, where you at?"

"LA." Lane says.

Trey laughs. "I'm in LA, Lane? Fucking genius."

"Tell them bye so you can get in the tub. No, tell them bye." Cammie says. "Tell your daddy bye, Boy."

"Bye, Daddy. Bye, Uncle Chris."

"Bye, Big man." Trey says.

The phone hangs up. Man I'm on fucking cloud 9. Those people just light up my day. I wasn't even fucking sad. Beautiful ass family. I'm fucking jealous as shit. I got to get the court involved to see my fucking beautiful ass short daughter. They just coexist. Make it smoother to not see my daughter like I want thinking about them. I call Amber.

"I'm sorry. You accept my apology?"

"I don't know, Curtis."

I fake a cry. "Please, Diane."

She sucks her teeth. "I'm on my way to the happy house. I lied."

"The fuck?"

"Okay, so you were all like spend time with me spend time with me and these bitches dancing in the studio and shit. Making me jealous with twin outfits and shit. I miss that. I want to be in that. So I lied. You been drama lately."

I sigh. "Well, I forgive you. I'm probably coming to Atlanta with Trey."

"Good. I got a song Imma get Cammie to sang so you can hear it."

"Get Cammie... I forgot she sings. Why her?"

"I need two people."

"Oh."

She blows. "Damn, I'm glad thats off my chest. Talk to you when you get here."

"Wait you in Atlanta already?"

"About an hour. I'm doing some Atlanta weather shopping."

I start to get mad but I think about Lane. "Get Lane to tell you the story about me. It's better when he tells it."

"I can't wait to get my hands on Caden. Oh my gosh my ovaries start fluttering and shit when I see the pictures Cammie sends me."

"About that. I want a baby I don't have to fight over. One I can make a family with."

"Tell my gotdamn body that, Christopher."

I stop walking realizing that I had walked outside of the studio. I look around. Fucking dumbass I am. Roaming around this side of town like I'm a normal shithead. I turn around walking back to the studio. Glad people ignoring me.

"I will be sure to tell your body."

"I'm going to go buy matching outfits for Lane and the crew."

"Lane and the diaper gang."

She giggles. "It's been a minute."

"Aye, I love you."

"What did you say?"

"I love you."

She goes silent for a few seconds. "Sorry a little fan. I love you too, I guess. Yeah, I will say that."

"You must be talking to your fan."

"You Christina."

I sit down then stand up. "What the hell was I doing?"

"Listening to a sample with August and Rod. Let me answer this call. I'll be right back."

"Call me back. I ain't waiting on hold."

She hangs the phone up.

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Ultimate Masterlist

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Masterlist

Exo reactions (On hiatus for this group)

Exo reaction to someone throwing shade (current members+Tao)

Exo reaction to having to give their son a “talk”

Exo reaction to hear girlfriend sing for the first time

Exo reaction to when their girlfriend text something dirty at inappropriate time

Exo As Students

Exo reaction to hurting you during a play fight

Exo reaction to gf acting extremely crazy in public

Exo as Family

Exo reaction to birds chasing you two down

Exo reaction to you failing to talk dirty or be sexy

Exo reaction to you saying “I love you” in your sleep

Exo reaction to gf hitting them during an argument

Exo reaction to gf morning breath

Exo reaction to gf being very innocent

Exo reaction to getting rejected by you (idol)

Exo reaction bts member hitting on you

Exo reaction s/o excited nosebleed problem

Exo reaction to you suddenly fainting in public

Exo reaction to you having a long sexy kissing scene

Exo reaction to going camping out in the wild

Exo reaction to you violently protecting them

Bts reactions

Bts reaction to attractive fan defending him

Bts being a fake boyfriend

Bts reaction to crush having him as their ringtone

Bts being high

Bts reacting to their failed confession

Bts Maknae Line reaction to s/o being in love with Suicide Squad/Quinn and Joker

Bts reaction to girlfriend being short

Bts reaction to photos surfing online of girlfriend at party.

BTS as pets

BTS reaction to a fan dancing seductively at their concert

BTS reaction to daughter having a friend boy over

Boyfriend Jungkook

Boyfriend Namjoon

BTS reaction gf sneak eating his snacks

BTS reaction to S/O child from previous relationship calling him dad.

BTS reaction gf dancing like Shakira

BTS reaction to gf doing aerial acrobatics.

BTS reaction to gf staying up very late on social media

BTS reaction to foreign gf saying “I love you” in their native language.

BTS reaction to you laughing hard at their lame joke

BTS reaction to accidentally pushing you off the bed when sleep

BTS reaction to coming to gf dancing to Hyuna’s “How this”

BTS pranks they would try (to) pull on their gf or their reactions to their gf pranks.

Got7

Got7 as students

Got7 High at interview

Got7 reaction to girlfriend dad seeing him in bed with his sleeping topless daughter

Got7 reaction to crush being able to draw extremely good.

Got7 JB+Jr reaction to catching you dancing and singing to bounce

Got7 hyung lines in Dramas

Boyfriend Jackson

Got7 reaction to food catching fire

Got7 reaction to gf having a hairless cat which they hate

Got7 reaction to little kid saying he’s gonna steal you from them.

Got7 reaction to inappropriate messages between member and sister.

Got7 reaction to you talking shit after a fight

Yugyeom Scenario

Got7 reaction s/o translating dramas very dramatic like

Got7 reaction to wife singing drunk at wedding

Got7 reaction to S/O child from previous relationship calling him dad.

Got7 reaction to S/O being very innocent

Got7 reaction gf dancing like Shakira

Got7 reaction to s/o excited nosebleed problem

How would Got7 tell a girl he has feelings for her

Got7 reaction to you having an asthma attack and them unaware of your asthma

Got7 reaction to s/o having high pain tolerance

Got7 reaction to crush being younger than they thought

Seventeen

Seventeen Hip Hop Unit reaction to another member pointing out their hickey

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to another member pointing out their hickey.

Seventeen (Performance Unit) reaction to a member being too close with their gf

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to a member being too close with their gf

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to a member being too close with their gf

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to walking in on S.coups having sex

Seventeen (Performance Unit) when their crush does something extremely sexy.

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to gf buying puppy unexpectedly.

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to member being able to kiss their crush.

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to you throwing up during date

Seventeen (Performance Unit) reaction to member pointing out their hickey

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to gf fainting suddenly.

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to waking up beside you

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to gf dancing like Shakira

Seventeen (Performance Unit) reaction to you getting 1st place at Junior Olympics.

Seventeen (Hip Hop Unit) reaction to s/o loosing musical role to someone not as talented.

How would Seventeen 97 line treat their s/o on their period

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to crush asking for piggy back ride

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to you getting 1st place at Junior Olympics

NCT U

NCT U High Circle

NCT U reaction to member being really close to their gf

Jaehyun, Yuta, Hansol, Johnny, Ten Sexy dance

NCT U reaction gf surprising them at their show

Jaehyun Boyfriend Set

NCT 127

NCT reaction to their best friend saying they could kiss them right now

NCT 127 (some members) reaction to crush confessing in a song

Jaehyun, Yuta, Hansol, Johnny, Ten Sexy dance

NCT 127 reaction to gf being really cuddly when sleep

Jaehyun Boyfriend Set

NCT 127 reaction to you hugging them 5 minutes straight

NCT 127 reaction to an academically smart girl.

NCT 127 reaction to a short Indian girl with long black hair.

Monsta X

Kihyun, I.M, Shownu, and Hyungwon reacting to the other members all liking the same girl

Monsta X on Academic teams

Monsta X reaction to crush wanting to be on “We Got Married” with him.

Monsta X Gf doing mannequin challenge

Monsta x reaction to wife non stop gossiping

Wonho Boyfriend Set

I.M Boyfriend Set

Monsta X reaction to you being able to rap very well

Monsta X reaction to overhearing you tell your feelings for them

Shownu Boyfriend Set

Monsta X reaction to I.M and his gf having a fight over his jealousy.

Monsta X reaction to your 5 year old daughter liking Kpop

SHINEE (NONE YET)

Song Lyric Pranks

Jungkook/Never be like you

Jimin/Dangerous Woman

Taehyung/Ain’t My Fault

Jin/Don’t Let Me Down

Suga/Side to Side

Namjoon/Needed Me

Jhope/Lifted/Closer

Jackson/Same Old Love

Yugyeom/Into You

JB/Pity Party

Bambam/Kiss it better

Mark/I hate you, I love you

Youngjae/Send my love

Jinyoung/Mercy

Random Shit

When my bias wrecker making me swerve, my bias come in like…

Me watching the so called babies of the group

How my bias wrecker come out of nowhere

When you get a chance to focus on your bias, then yo bias wrecker come out of nowhere and do some shit that make you shook.

Showing friends Kpop

When somebody got some shit to say about you liking of a person

When you watch a kpop mv with friends

Taehyung X Rihanna

Jungkook X Camila

Jeonghan and Lee Chan Convo Then Vs Now

How I'ma be at SM

BTS Tour 2017

Them type of Kpop Fans VS Other types

Me and Fucking Kpop

Confuse Kpop Fans

Taemin Be like Meme

Me trying to stay loyal to just 1 member

So many scenarios for any Kpop(non-kpop) fan

Trying to switch biases in a group

Getting on computers at school

Me and My bestfriend about to roast somebody

Bias Breathes

I know I can’t be the only one

Taehyung/Chill Bill

NCT dream as Got7 singing prove it

NCT 127 as Exo singing Playboy

Twice Tzuyu and Sana

BTS Say what challenge.

BTS You name it challenge

Jimin/Rush

BTS panda dance

Funny shit

Kpop Idols in class: Unexpected Quiz

Kpop Idols on field trip; Jin as teacher

Kpop Idols; That one friends who stay lying

Taking a test “who are you”

GROUP SUBS

NCT Life

NCT 1#

NCT 2#

NCT 3#

NCT 4#

NCT 5#

NCT 6#

NCT 7#

NCT 8#

NCT 9#

NCT 10#

NCT 11#

NCT 12# PT 1, PT 2, PT 3

[pinksausageduo]

Masterlist♡

Wanna One

Enemies to Lovers

ong seongwoo

kim jaehwan 

park jihoon 

bae jinyoung 

lai guanlin

ha sungwoon

hwang minhyun

yoon jisung

The Heirs 

hwang minhyun

kang daniel 

park woojin 

yoon jisung

ong seongwoo

park jihoon

Yoon Jisung

yoon jisung | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! you move into the dorm next to yoon jisung, the guy who’s super nice and throws the best parties. you need to sleep and music blaring at 4am isn’t going to work for you, no matter how you feel for jisung. will you two be able to sort it out?

yoon jisung | the heirs

heirs au! you the cold hearted ice princess and jisung the friendly outgoing warm sweetheart. when you and jisung are the only senior students staying at 101 academy for winter break. will jisung be able to melt your heart? 

Ha Sungwoon

ha sungwoon | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! sungwoon has been annoying you all of high school by constantly asking you out. with a school project you find out his feelings for you are sincere. now when he asks one last time will you say yes?

Hwang Minhyun

hwang minhyun | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! you and minhyun family companies have always been rivals. you and minhyun followed suit. but when the family rivalry ceases, your feelings for each other becomes obvious, will you two fall for each other?

hwang minhyun | the heirs

heirs au! you never thought you ever had a chance with hwang minhyun, the heir to the empire hotels and to billions of dollars, but you never knew you caught his eye either, who would have thought that a masquerade ball could make everything possible

hwang minhyun | my rival to my husband

you and minhyun started off as rival co workers fighting for the CEO position and end up dating and eventually getting married

Ong Seongwoo

ong seongwoo | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! you and seongwoo have always been secretly in love with each other but it’s always been hidden by endless pranks and teasing. one night, one closet and one confession will change everything.

ong seongwoo | the heirs

heirs au! you went to seongwoo’s club for a distraction you got so much more than that. you got ong seongwoo. it started off with a flirty exchange but where will that lead to?

You Still Loved Him

your whole world comes crashing down and you’re completely heart broken as you find out your 4 year boyfriend and your bestfriend’s deepest darkest secret.

ong seongwoo | bad boy

college au! badboy au! a reformed bad girl and the resident bad boy, she’s hard to get but he loves a challenge. will it end in disaster or love?

Kim Jaehwan

kim jaehwan | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! jaehwan and you were rivals from the moment both of you stepped into high school but you never expected him to audition for the female lead role in the play AND GET IT??!! but one late night some paint, confessions and kisses. a lot can change.

Kang Daniel

kang daniel | the heirs

heirs au! makeover au! you’re the shy girl who blends into the background so why does kang daniel the school’s golden boy keep on trying to talk to you, a few cups of coffee, a makeover and some cuddles will finally make you realise why

us + our cat = our little family 

you’re spending your holidays working at a pet rescue centre what happens when a gorgeous random guy comes and adopts your favourite kitten?

7 minutes of heaven

you’ve liked daniel for ages, when your best friend seongwoo joins the basketball team and becomes best friends with daniel, your feelings just become stronger. everything gets revealed when you end up playing 7 minutes of heaven at the basketball final afterparty

kang daniel | prince au! part 1 | part 2 | part 3 (final)

prince au! you end up being one of the castle maids as a punishment from your mother, what happens when you end up walking into the crown prince kang daniel’s room and see him shirtless eating gummy bears?

soulmates aren’t for forever

soulmate au! you have a curse, you can see and cut people’s soulmate strings. you hated the idea of soulmates until you met your soulmate, kang daniel. but fate really does hate you because he has another soulmate. now whose string do you cut?

Park Jihoon

park jihoon | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! you got publicly turned down and humiliated by jihoon in middle school but what happens when you see him again in high school especially with him giving a sincere apology and doing stuff like giving you 50 roses to get you to forgive him and maybe even fall for you. will you?

park jihoon | the heirs

heirs au! arranged marriage au! you’re betrothed to park jihoon, probably the most sought out guy at 101 academy. when you guys first meet it goes horribly. the second meeting terrible but isn’t a third time a lucky charm?

A Night To Remember

When your parents meet up with their old friends and you meet their gorgeous son, Park Jihoon. The dinner goes horribly wrong and Jihoon whisks you away for one of the best nights of your life.

an assignment & an outfit

college au! fashionista au! you and jihoon end up getting paired up for an assignment and you end up getting super close, how will he react when you ask him to choose and outfit for a blind date?

Park Woojin

park woojin | the heirs

heirs au! bodyguard au! when you inherited the family fortune, you didn’t expect you’d be kidnapped by the russian mafia. when son of the CIA head, park woojin, comes to save you but gets injured in the process. you stay with him the whole time he’s in hospital. so will anything happen between you the two of you?

park woojin | husband+dad au!

from when you first meet woojin, dance battling against each other for free coffees until the time where you guys have a child together 

Our Little Coffee Shop Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (final)

school au! You were new to the area and you end up meeting a cute guy at a coffee shop. You realise as you get to your new school that the guy you started to fall for was the coldest guy at school. 

Park Woojin | Soulmate AU!

soulmate au! Your dance partner Daniel bails on your practice, when Woojin ends up being his replacement, he’ll make a promise to you. With that one promise your fate was sealed. 

Bae Jinyoung

bae jinyoung | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! you and jinyoung constantly tease each other, when a series of events makes jinyoung suddenly nicer to you, will you fall for him?

bae jinyoung | best friends to lovers part 1 | part 2 (final)

you were best friends with jinyoung but you wanted to be something more but in your mind that’s never gonna happen. but the wanna one boys have a plan to set you two together without either of you knowing let’s hope it won’t be end in a complete disaster

Lee Daehwi

you’ll always be number 1 in my heart 

you're on pd101 s3 and you're from bnm entertainment and you come in 3rd place. daehwi and you get shipped because of how alike you are. with rumours circulating around you two some of them true. will your relationship with daehwi turn into a scandal or a happily every after??

Lai Guanlin

lai guanlin | enemies to lovers

school au! enemies to lovers au! when you save your brother’s all time basketball rival lai guanlin getting beat up by your brother’s teammates, even if you did think he was an asshole, will sparks fly in more ways than one?

a favor & a kiss

you’ve always had a crush on guanlin but you never thought he would like you back, what happens when he asks you to wear his varsity jacket to be his lucky charm at his final basketball game?

lai guanlin | best friends to lovers

you were always known as the “tomboy” playing basketball with the guys and your best friend was lai guanlin who of course you liked but you knew he would never like you in that way. how could he? like the tomboy? well one late night, a shooting contest and a broken high heel is the answer to all your questions. 

our night, our memories

you go on a trip to taipei with your favourite group of 11 guys but of course a trip is nothing without a little romance, a confession and swimming at midnight

MXM

Kim Donghyun

the wrong & perfect confessions

you’re a new trainee at BNM and the male and female trainees are going to have a special collaborative month, when a male trainee with soft brown eyes and the sweetest smile catches your eye what will you do?

[dicnysian]

answer all those questions you bitch

well I am ur lawfully wedded bitch1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
UH idfk i hold hands w people without realization2. Are you outgoing or shy?Depends if u a bitch or not
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?reese & colbert whenever wherever whoever however 
4. Are you easy to get along with?I'd say so
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?i don't like anyone rn but i like my friends and they sure as hell would cause they dun it before 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?the pure kind we all dream of
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?No
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?colbert & keanu reeves
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?all I ever do is talk abt sex like a preteen boy
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?reese
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?"Tf"
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?1. GYPSY BY FLEETWOOD MAC2. Sawed off shotgun by glorious sons3. Video games by mama del rey4. Ophelia by the lumineers5. Any song from the requiem of a dream ost
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?YES
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?NO
15. What good thing happened this summer?getting drunk everyday while camping 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?yes idek who it was but yes 
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?no 
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?no
19. Do you like bubble baths?yes yes yes yes
20. Do you like your neighbors?i don't go outside 
21. What are you bad habits?UH biting my nails when I'm nervous which is 24/7
22. Where would you like to travel?Australia
23. Do you have trust issues?mmmmm no but I don't trust any average Joe on the street
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?eating
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?my thighs & waist wtf is goin on there
26. What do you do when you wake up?go back to sleep 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?I need a tan asap as possible 
28. Who are you most comfortable around?my bffs
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?yes dear god
30. Do you ever want to get married?yes
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?yes
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?lana & god himself but that's technically the same person 
33. Spell your name with your chin.no
34. Do you play sports? What sports?no
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yes lol I'm a lil pussy
37. What do you say during awkward silences?"SO do u eat ass?"
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?keanu reeves
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?thrift stores & lush
40. What do you want to do after high school?get tf outta this place and go to university
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?mmmm depends on the situation 
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?im overthinking
43. Do you smile at strangers?yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?I choose C.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?my mum 
46. What are you paranoid about?ch ch ch changes
47. Have you ever been high?YES
48. Have you ever been drunk?YES IM PROLLY DRUNK RN
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?no I don't think
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?im wearing one rn & it's blue 
51. Ever wished you were someone else?yes papí 
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?my nose
53. Favourite makeup brand?too faced
54. Favourite store?lush
55. Favourite blog?reese's ;) (I don't wanna spell it cause I can't)
56. Favourite colour?blue or green
57. Favourite food? sushi
58. Last thing you ate?a sandwich from Timmy's
59. First thing you ate this morning?peanut butter toast
60. Ever won a competition? For what?LMAO i used to play piano and got some trophies and i used to do gymnastics/cheerlead & won some shit
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?SUSPENDED FOR VAPING ON SCHOOL PROPERTY dab dab
62. Been arrested? For what?no
63. Ever been in love? i thought I was but realized later that was a hard no
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?it was on a stairway at a movie theatre and it was horrible period
65. Are you hungry right now?Yes
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?i like my real friends 
67. Facebook or Twitter?FB
68. Twitter or Tumblr?tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now?yessss
70. Names of your bestfriends? Colbert & REESE
71. Craving something? What?idk probably food
72. What colour are your towels?white
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?4
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?no
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?like 500 kept in my closet 
75. Favourite animal?chitty chats & lemurs
76. What colour is your underwear?tie-dye 😏
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?vanilla
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?blue
80. What colour pants?what pants
81. Favourite tv show?UH I like the office & x files
82. Favourite movie?I like JUNO & lots of old movies
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?I'm skipping this cause the answer is obvious 
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?skipping
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Glenn coco
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?the angelfish guy
87. First person you talked to today?mmmmm my mum
88. Last person you talked to today?the day ain't over sunshine
89. Name a person you hate?i have a list
90. Name a person you love?reese
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?yes
92. In a fight with someone?no
93. How many sweatpants do you have?874+
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?874+
95. Last movie you watched?memento
96. Favourite actress?uhhhh I'm rlly into emily blunt & margot robbie rn
97. Favourite actor?Keanu reeves (my dad), Leo (my dad), the guy that voices sideshow bob
98. Do you tan a lot?NO i BURN 
99. Have any pets?2 kitties
100. How are you feeling?kinda bummed I got a dentist appointment tmrw
101. Do you type fast?si
102. Do you regret anything from your past?no ragrats (yes)
103. Can you spell well?I'd say so 
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?yes señorita 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?YES 😏😏😏
107. Have you ever been on a horse?yes yes yes
108. What should you be doing?cleaning my room 
109. Is something irritating you right now?mmmm nah I'm good rn
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?no
111. Do you have trust issues?stop asking me THIS 
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?uhhh my math teacher cause I forgot how to multiply
113. What was your childhood nickname?syd the kid
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?yes yes
115. Do you play the Wii?wii is good for the soul
116. Are you listening to music right now?NO but I'm GONNA once I finish this
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?eh it's okay
118. Do you like Chinese food?YES that good shit
119. Favourite book?the bell jar or Norwegian wood 
120. Are you afraid of the dark?YES
121. Are you mean?idk
122. Is cheating ever okay?noooooo
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?oh DONT get me started on white shoes I think they're the most stupid invention ever created by man 
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?no
125. Do you believe in true love?no
126. Are you currently bored?yes
127. What makes you happy?my friends & any song by queen
128. Would you change your name?in a heart beat
129. What your zodiac sign?pisces
130. Do you like subway?mmmm yes
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I'd say "no you don't" 
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?👏 you asked this sweaty
133. Favourite lyrics right now?hey ho let's go
134. Can you count to one million?I can't even count to 100 without skipping a number or 2
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?I've told lots of dumb shit you can't tell me to pick just one
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?open so the kitties can travel as they please
137. How tall are you?5'3"-5'3" AND A HALF-ISH
138. Curly or Straight hair?wavy
139. Brunette or Blonde?brunette
140. Summer or Winter?summer but winter is pretty
141. Night or Day?night
142. Favourite month?February 
143. Are you a vegetarian?HELL no
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?white
145. Tea or Coffee?tea
146. Was today a good day?I'd say so yeh so far
147. Mars or Snickers?mars
148. What’s your favourite quote?idkkkk
149. Do you believe in ghosts?UHuhhuh nO but I think someone's gonna get me when it's dark 
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)no

[limjaebum]

i was tagged by @marktuansflip to answer a lot of questions !! thanks nat i love u !!!! u saved me from being bored for at least 30 minutes asdjskl

1. do you have a good relationship with your parents? my stepmom and dad yes mostly and my mom is kinda ??? we have a love/hate relationship

2. who did you last say “i love you” to? shaina on kkt nat on here ^^^ and i really dont know who in person probably one of my siblings 

3. do you regret anything? yes 

4. are you insecure? um yes lmao

5. what’s your relationship status? single !! 

6. how do you want to die? like in a fire or accident where my body is no longer a thing but also so that i don’t feel anything when i die 

7. what did you last eat? fried chicken

8. played any sports? i used to like soccer

9. do you bite your nails? not anymore 

10. when was your last physical fight? um like 2 weeks ago lmao fun times

11. do you like someone? no :/ but i wish i did idk how to be romantically interested in anyone ??

12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours? yes

13. do you hate anyone at the moment? nope 

14. do you miss someone? ADJSKL PARK CHANYEOL also mina @poeticyoungjae and laura @yoongsy i hope they’re well !!

15. have any pets? um my sister does ?? they’re technically family pets but i don’t accept them 

16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment? im kind of bored kind of have a headache kind of tired

17. ever made out in the bathroom? yes lol 

18. are you scared of spiders? yes asdsfhjkl

19. would you go back in time if you were given the chance? yes

20. where was the last place you snogged someone? snogged adhjskl thats uglie ,, um the last time i kissed someone was the last time i went out and that is all im gonna say 

21. what are your plans for this weekend? im going bridesmaids dress shopping !!

22. do you want to have kids? how many? yes i’d like 1-3 sons 

23. do you have piercings? how many? i have 3, two on my face and the last in my ears

24. what is/are/were your best subject(s)? in highschool english and art and in uni ??? ??? l m f a o jk i did p good in intro to ojibwe and myth magic and shamanism which is an anthropology class

25. do you miss anyone from your past? yes

26. what are you craving right now? ummmmmm company lol 

27. have you ever broken someone’s heart? yes

28. have you ever been cheated on? no

29. have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? yes

30. what’s irritating you right now? these questions about boyfriends and girlfriends and cheating and broken hearts

31. does somebody love you? probably, i wanna say

32. what is your favourite color? i have a problem where i cant have just one fav of anything so my fav colours are maroon red forest green dark gray taupe yellow peach and orange

33. do you have trust issues? yes

34. who/what was your last dream about? ADSFSKDL last night i dreamed about chanyeol coming to my city,, all i remember is taking him to the little store by my house to meet the guys who work there because they’re korean and they were so shocked and then just laying on a bed with him and the rest i cant remember :((((((((((((((((((((((((

35. who was the last person you cried in front of? my sister and her boyfriend

36. do you give out second chances too easily? no

37. is it easier to forgive or forget? forget ?? 

38. is this year the best year of your life? adsjdkl no ?? but like, it is only april and im hoping that will change

39. how old were you when you had your first kiss? first first peck on the lips ?? i was like 9  

40. have you ever walked outside completely naked? nope

51. favourite food? rice

52. do you believe everything happens for a reason? idk man 

53. what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? i did my laundry

54. is cheating ever okay? no

55. are you mean? i can be believe it or not 

56. how many people have you fist fought? 2

57. do you believe in true love? idk

58. favourite weather? 12-15 degrees C !!!! sunshine !!!! blue skies !!!! little to no clouds !!!!! warm breeze !!!!

59. do you like the snow? nope lmao

60. do you wanna get married? yes

61. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? probably when its sincere yes i’ve only ever been called baby by gross guys 

62. what makes you happy? got7 and bts and exo and monsta x and all my mutuals on here

63. would you change your name?   no but i wanna change my last name and my dad said i could !!

64. would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? yes lmao for a lot of reasons 

65. your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? umm this has happened to me and all i have to say is don’t date your best friends it’s just messy and messes u up man

66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? no lmao

67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? my sisters boyfriend

68. who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? ummmm my bestfriend and her sisters

69. do you believe in soulmates? its a cute concept but its so unrealistic

70. is there anyone you would die for? my grandparents and siblings also got7 bye

tagging:  @sadradmom @purplepincenez, @ignooytd, @1millionwon @tuanissues

[cleanfreakandshittyglasses]

Hey since you said you're soooooo bored...I dare you the answer all of them! Lol you're welcome bud :D

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

-answered-

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

neither

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my eldest sister kyla will be home in a few days after her eight months job contract in ncl. i’m really excited to see her :)

4. Are you easy to get along with?

lol no

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

-answered-

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

-answered-

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

no.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

-answered-

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

i don’t think so

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

mama. argued about how abusive and stupid religious people here in my country are. 

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“niks sapna ka tulo takad”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

-answered-

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

NO.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

-answered-

15. What good thing happened this summer?

ohoho definitely not the australian like heat and fucking bugs everywhere

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

no.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

it would be stupid to not to. even the tiniest organisms can be called a life out there.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

i can’t even remember who that was now

19. Do you like bubble baths?

sure

20. Do you like your neighbors?

no but i like their pets

21. What are you bad habits?

other than procrastinating? hmmmmmmm ._. 

22. Where would you like to travel?

some other countries in asia, africa and europe 

23. Do you have trust issues?

-answered-

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

sleeping and eating

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my chest

26. What do you do when you wake up?

i die

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

i’m contented with my skin colour 

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

guillermo

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

i don’t have any exes

30. Do you ever want to get married?

i don’t think so

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yep. it’s shoulder-length tho so it can still be a bit messy.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

none.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

no

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

swimming

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

what the hell :/

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

HAHA

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

either make it even more awkward or plot my escape 

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

myself but already a billionaire and successful in life with a mansion full of my beloved animals.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

40. What do you want to do after high school?

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

-answered-

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

…i’m always quiet tho

43. Do you smile at strangers?

if necessary

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

s p a c e boi

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

the thought of my pets getting hungry & thirsty

46. What are you paranoid about?

-answered-

47. Have you ever been high?

48. Have you ever been drunk?

yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

why the fuck would i write that here if i want no one to find out about it

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

black, i think.

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

sometimes…

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

53. Favourite makeup brand?

54. Favourite store?

55. Favourite blog?

56. Favourite colour?

black, crimson, grey, white, maroon and any dark shades of blue

57. Favourite food?

any, as long as it’s edible and not a bad food. i hate bad food.

58. Last thing you ate?

chicken curry

59. First thing you ate this morning?

sandwich

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

62. Been arrested? For what?

63. Ever been in love?

uh no. i don’t think so.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

lmao

65. Are you hungry right now?

not really

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

i don’t really have tumblr nor real life friends, except of my pets.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope

70. Names of your bestfriends?

guillermo and eren

71. Craving something? What?

-answered-

72. What colour are your towels?

white, blue and green

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

six. two for my head, two for both of my sides, one for my feet and one small for comfort/hug pillow or for covering my face when i sleep.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

no, they’re itchy.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

my siblings and i had a lot, ma donated them to some orphanages as we grew up.

75. Favourite animal?

any!

76. What colour is your underwear?

yellow green

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

anything with strawberry and mint chocolate chip ice cream.

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

yellow

80. What colour pants?

i’m wearing shorts. 

81. Favourite tv show?

82. Favourite movie?

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

87. First person you talked to today?

my little sister

88. Last person you talked to today?

probably myself

89. Name a person you hate?

90. Name a person you love?

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

92. In a fight with someone?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

at least four, i think.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

five.

95. Last movie you watched?

i rewatched pacific rim the other day

96. Favourite actress?

97. Favourite actor?

98. Do you tan a lot?

99. Have any pets?

two! a dog and a cat.

100. How are you feeling?

bored.

101. Do you type fast?

if necessary

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

103. Can you spell well?

i coconut

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

at the beach yeah

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

LOL

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

unfortunately not yet :(

*side-eyes jean*

108. What should you be doing?

doing #107

109. Is something irritating you right now?

FINISHING THIS THING??? HA HAHA?

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

the moon.

111. Do you have trust issues?

-answered-

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

ugh. a classmate

113. What was your childhood nickname?

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

115. Do you play the Wii?

116. Are you listening to music right now?

y-yes…it’s on every time we touch by cascada……

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

sure.

118. Do you like Chinese food?

i’m in for any good food son

119. Favourite book?

…it’s personal

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

no, it’s actually calming for me.

121. Are you mean?

depends

122. Is cheating ever okay?

no, but that doesn’t mean i won’t do it tho.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

no. my body can be clumsy as fuck when it wants to be.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

@HANJO 

125. Do you believe in true love?

love isn’t really just about two people and romance so duh. plus levihan exist, of course i believe in true love.

126. Are you currently bored?

very

127. What makes you happy?

levihan, guillermo and eren.

good food

comfortable bed

nice clean dust-free room

my laptop and wifi

128. Would you change your name?

i don’t know. maybe? after all my entire name is too long.

129. What your zodiac sign?

eh…i’m taurus but i think capricorn is more accurate for me

130. Do you like subway?

no.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

nothing.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

-answered-

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

“This is just my way of unleashing the feelings deep inside of me.This spark of black that I seem to love.”  

lmao don’t search it up, it’s nsfw.

134. Can you count to one million?

just counting 1-100 already bores me out so probably no

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

“no.”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed. who the fuck sleeps with doors open?

because that’s just tragic

137. How tall are you?

i’m 170 cm, 5′7.

138. Curly or Straight hair?

i don’t really care, as long as it’s thick.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunette.

140. Summer or Winter?

winter ffs

141. Night or Day?

-answered-

142. Favourite month?

-answered-

143. Are you a vegetarian?

i don’t think i could ever last a week without meat man.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

dark chocolate

145. Tea or Coffee?

coffee

146. Was today a good day?

meh

147. Mars or Snickers?

snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“Look, Squad Leader Hange is great, but they don’t have a life plan. They don’t even have a day plan. I once found a note they wrote to themselves that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.”- Moblit

pffft,

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

sure.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“Few of us were immune from occasional lapses in self-control.” -The Tuntsa, page 42

whoever u are fucko, thanks for sending? :)

[i-smile-so-i-must-be-fine]

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? my girl  2. Are you outgoing or shy? shy  3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my girl tomorrow 4. Are you easy to get along with? yea  5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? yea 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? my girl  7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? i hope so  8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? my son 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? with anyone other than my girl yea 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my girl  11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? awesome 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? sober - demi lovato sail - awail  tell me you love me - demi lovato  this is me - kesha  not my ex - jessie j  13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yea 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? kinda 15. What good thing happened this summer? went to the beach quite a lot 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? absolutely  17. Do you think there is life on other planets? maybe 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no  19. Do you like bubble baths? no  20. Do you like your neighbors? not really 21. What are you bad habits? not talking about how i really feel  22. Where would you like to travel? new york  23. Do you have trust issues? yea 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? talking to my girl  25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? all of it 26. What do you do when you wake up? check my phone 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? darker 28. Who are you most comfortable around? my girl  29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? yea 30. Do you ever want to get married? hopefully soon 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yea 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? demi lovato and harley quinn  33. Spell your name with your chin. slvmfs 34. Do you play sports? What sports? not anymore 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv  36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yea 37. What do you say during awkward silences? make weird noises  38. Describe your dream girl/guy? tall, black hair, brown eyes and the most amazing person ever 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? jd or superdry 40. What do you want to do after high school? social worker 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? depends what they did the first time  42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? many things  43. Do you smile at strangers? yea i try to  44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? ocean 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? i have a child 46. What are you paranoid about? everything  47. Have you ever been high? yea 48. Have you ever been drunk? yea 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? no 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? maroon 51. Ever wished you were someone else? yea 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? everything 53. Favourite makeup brand? don’t wear it 54. Favourite store? jd or superdry 55. Favourite blog? don’t have one 56. Favourite colour? red, black, blue 57. Favourite food? pasta 58. Last thing you ate? chocolate 59. First thing you ate this morning? crumpets 60. Ever won a competition? For what? sports 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? not exactly but got put in inclusion a few times  1st time hitting someone  2nd time not having the correct uniform coz i’d just been hit by a car so i didn’t have the full uniform  62. Been arrested? For what? kinda and apparently strangling someone  63. Ever been in love? yea 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? awkwaes 65. Are you hungry right now? no  66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? only really speak to a couple of them  67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook  68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? no  70. Names of your bestfriends? shauna 71. Craving something? What? cuddles 72. What colour are your towels? got different coloured ones 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no  74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? a few 75. Favourite animal? tiger 76. What colour is your underwear? red 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? cookie dough  79. What colour shirt are you wearing? pink  80. What colour pants? pink  81. Favourite tv show? don’t currently have one  82. Favourite movie? dunno  83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? kadie 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory 87. First person you talked to today? my girl  88. Last person you talked to today? my child 89. Name a person you hate? my ex 90. Name a person you love? my girl and my child 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? yep  92. In a fight with someone? no 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 1 that fits 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? a few 95. Last movie you watched? american son 96. Favourite actress? don’t really have one 97. Favourite actor? channing tatum  98. Do you tan a lot? no 99. Have any pets? yea 100. How are you feeling? full of cold 101. Do you type fast? i can yea 102. Do you regret anything from your past? yep  103. Can you spell well? sometimes 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? kinda  105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yea 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? yea 107. Have you ever been on a horse? no  108. What should you be doing? nothing 109. Is something irritating you right now? yea 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yea 111. Do you have trust issues? yea 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? nobody 113. What was your childhood nickname? can’t rememeber 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? don’t live in the u.s 115. Do you play the Wii? used to  116. Are you listening to music right now? no  117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? no  118. Do you like Chinese food?~ yea 119. Favourite book? her 120. Are you afraid of the dark? no 121. Are you mean? no  122. Is cheating ever okay? no 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? apparently not 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? yea 125. Do you believe in true love? yea 126. Are you currently bored? yea 127. What makes you happy? my girl and our little boy 128. Would you change your name? last name  129. What your zodiac sign? virog 130. Do you like subway? yea 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? eww 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? my girl  133. Favourite lyrics right now? can’t think of any 134. Can you count to one million? possibly  135. Dumbest lie you ever told? can’t remember 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed 137. How tall are you? 5′3 138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette 140. Summer or Winter? winter 141. Night or Day? night 142. Favourite month? august 143. Are you a vegetarian? no  144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk 145. Tea or Coffee? tea 146. Was today a good day? it was okay  147. Mars or Snickers? neither 148. What’s your favourite quote? love is louder than the pressure to be perfect 149. Do you believe in ghosts? kinda 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)

[lil-loucifer]

all get to know me questions

Shit alright

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

A friend from high school

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy as shit fam

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Short term: no one, really. Long term: my boi hayden

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Sometimes? I can be pretty difficult at times

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yea! Though I’m sure he wouldn’t like it lmao

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Pretty much anyone who talks to me regularly and expresses mutual affection

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Probably not :p

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Some people from my next class today, we’re in the same work group

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Depends on who I’m talking to

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Hayden I think? 

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

”Hope it was worth it >;3c”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

SING - My Chemical Romance

Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance 

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly

All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix

Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Only if I give them express consent 

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Kinda?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Nothing, it was hot and disappointing 

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I’ve never kissed anyone fam

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yeah! Somewheree

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Sometimes?

19. Do you like bubble baths?

It’s kinda mehh

20. Do you like your neighbors?

They’re alright, but my family always discouraged talking to them for some reason, so I don’t really know them very well

21. What are you bad habits?

Anti-social tendencies, compulsive lying, etc.

22. Where would you like to travel?

I like staying home ;-;

23. Do you have trust issues?

Yeah

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

That moment of peace in the morning when I wake up before my alarm

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My fuckin fat

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Oh, y’know. Guy stuff. 

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I’m good, honestly

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

The friends I feel safe sharing stuff with

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Kinda half-assedly

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Not sure, tbh

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Yeah!

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

...None of them?

33. Spell your name with your chin.

...I’d rather not

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nope

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yeah! Plenty of times.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

“So...”

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Likes me

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Gamestop (lmao) and wal-mart

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Sleeping

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Depends on what they did 

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

I haven’t felt a need to talk in a while. Don’t worry, it’s not you, I just prefer to be quiet.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Yeah! It’s polite

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Ocean?

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

I gotta get some clothes on before someone comes in

46. What are you paranoid about?

Plenty of stuff! People hating me, natural disasters, etc.

47. Have you ever been high?

No

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nahh

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

The one I’m wearing is black with blue inside the hood

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Yeah

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

Everything?

53. Favourite makeup brand?

I don’t really know anything about makeup

54. Favourite store?

The Fry’s closest to me, purely because they have like, five different Tesla coils around the store that charge up with electricity every now and then and it looks awesome

55. Favourite blog?

My friends’ blogs!

56. Favourite colour?

Blue and black

57. Favourite food? 

Chocolate?

58. Last thing you ate?

A hot pocket

59. First thing you ate this morning?

A hot pocket

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Bruh I suck at everything

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

I am remarkably good at not getting caught

62. Been arrested? For what?

^^

63. Ever been in love? 

Maybe??

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

See 16 for answers

65. Are you hungry right now?

Nahhh

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I don’t really have any “real friends” sooo

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Neither??

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

...Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No??

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

Everyn, Hayden, Spark, etc.

71. Craving something? What?

The sweet release of death

72. What colour are your towels?

White, unfortunately (They got a lot of blue on them right now)

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

No :c

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Like, three?

75. Favourite animal?

Cats!!

76. What colour is your underwear?

Gray?

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Chocolate chip cookie dough!

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Black, with a blue design on it

80. What colour pants?

Blue jeans

81. Favourite tv show?

Lucifer

82. Favourite movie?

Patch Adams!

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

I’ve only ever seen the first one, so...

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

I’ve only ever seen Mean Girls, so...

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

I don’t remember anyone from Mean Girls ;-;

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

The shark guy

87. First person you talked to today?

My dad

88. Last person you talked to today?

This girl from my English class, Christine

89. Name a person you hate?

D*nald *rump

90. Name a person you love?

You!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

My cousin, Marvin

92. In a fight with someone?

Not today, anyway

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Like, one

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Three I think??

95. Last movie you watched?

Spider-Man: Homecoming!!

96. Favourite actress?

I don’t really have one

97. Favourite actor?

^^

98. Do you tan a lot?

Not too much anymore? My skin’s pretty dark lmao 

99. Have any pets?

Nope

100. How are you feeling?

Not bad!

101. Do you type fast?

I type super fast, dude. Like, compared to my friends at least

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Yeah, plenty of things

103. Can you spell well?

I like to think so!

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah, but it’s in the past now. Let’s leave it there

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Nope

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

I’m not sure?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

No :c

108. What should you be doing?

Homework

109. Is something irritating you right now?

I don’t know whether the announcement my professor sent out saying he was cancelling class was another test of character or not and I am fucking pissed

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

I’m... not sure??

111. Do you have trust issues?

Yup~

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Some bully in third grade I think

113. What was your childhood nickname?

“L.R.”

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yeah! I’ve been to the Philippines once, and my family used to spend short vacations in Nevada every now and then

115. Do you play the Wii?

I haven’t had one plugged in for years, but yea, I would

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Hell yeah >:3 (All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix)

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Yeah!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Kinda? Only a few things. 

119. Favourite book?

Uhhhhhh I dunno I love almost all the books on my shelf, I can’t really choose one

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Not really.

121. Are you mean?

I’m an asshole

122. Is cheating ever okay?

In competition? Sure. In a relationship? Hell fucking no. 

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

No

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really. 

125. Do you believe in true love?

I’m kinda conflicted

126. Are you currently bored?

Yeah

127. What makes you happy?

Friendship and compliments. 

128. Would you change your name?

I can’t really see myself as anything else anymore, so...

129. What your zodiac sign?

Cancer

130. Do you like subway?

Not really? I’m not really that into sandwiches, so...

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Be really confused, because she’s a huge lesbian.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Hayden I think? 

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

“Sing it from the heart,

Sing it ‘till your nuts

Sing it out for the ones that’ll hate your guts, 

Sing it for the deaf,

Sing it for the blind

Sing about everyone that you left behind,

Sing it for the world,

Sing it for the world

~”SING” - My Chemical Romance

134. Can you count to one million?

Not in one go!

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

It was definitely a throwaway thing that I never thought I’d have to keep going

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed.

137. How tall are you?

5′9′’ or 5′10′’ I think

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Well, my hair’s wavy, if that’s what your asking

139. Brunette or Blonde?

I’m naturally brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter!

141. Night or Day?

Night

142. Favourite month?

December!

143. Are you a vegetarian?

No

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk chocolate ftw!

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee

146. Was today a good day?

It was alright, I guess

147. Mars or Snickers?

Mars?

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“I am not the singer that you wanted, but a dancer” 

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Kinda??

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

I’m in a pretty bookless room right now :c

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with? my phone

2. Are you outgoing or shy? shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my girl tomorrow 

4. Are you easy to get along with? sometimes

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? yea

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? funny, smart. couragous people 

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? hope so 

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? my son

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? depends who its with

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my girl 

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? emojis 

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? sober - demi lovato tell me you love me - demi lovato home - gabriella aplin sorry not sorry - demi lovato warrior - demi lovato 

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? yea

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? sometimes

15. What good thing happened this summer? not a right lot so far 

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? always

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yea

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no

19. Do you like bubble baths? no

20. Do you like your neighbors? not really

21. What are you bad habits? i have a few

22. Where would you like to travel? the world 

23. Do you have trust issues? yea

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? seeing my little boy and talking to my girl 

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? stomach 

26. What do you do when you wake up? check my phone and have a smoke

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? darker

28. Who are you most comfortable around? my girl 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? yea

30. Do you ever want to get married? 1 day 

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yea

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? demi lovato margot robbie

33. Spell your name with your chin. dvdb

34. Do you play sports? What sports? not anymore 

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yea

37. What do you say during awkward silences? depends who im with 

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? my girl is my dream girl 

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? depends what im buying 

40. What do you want to do after high school? i went to college

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? depends what they did 

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? nothing to say, thinking to much, or i don’t feel like talking 

43. Do you smile at strangers? sometimes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? ocean

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? the fact i have a 3 year old 

46. What are you paranoid about? a lot of things 

47. Have you ever been high? yea

48. Have you ever been drunk? yea

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? self harmed 

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? blue

51. Ever wished you were someone else? yea 

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my stomach 

53. Favourite makeup brand? dont wear it 

54. Favourite store? depends what im buying 

55. Favourite blog? dont have one 

56. Favourite colour? red, blue, black

57. Favourite food? lasagne 

58. Last thing you ate? apple pie and custard

59. First thing you ate this morning? nothing 

60. Ever won a competition? For what? i won sport competions in school 

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? no 

62. Been arrested? For what? kinda and got accused of strangling someone 

63. Ever been in love? yea

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? awkwaes

65. Are you hungry right now? no

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? i only have 2 of them and don’t talk all that much anymore 

67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook

68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now? no 

70. Names of your bestfriends? shauna

71. Craving something? What? cuddles with my girl 

72. What colour are your towels? i have varies of colours 

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no 

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? a few 

75. Favourite animal? tiger

76. What colour is your underwear? red

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? strawberry or cookie dough 

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? white and black 

80. What colour pants? non

81. Favourite tv show? currently wentworth 

82. Favourite movie? don’t have 1 

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? janice 

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory

87. First person you talked to today? in person my little boy

88. Last person you talked to today? my mum 

89. Name a person you hate? my girls ex and my ex 

90. Name a person you love? my girl and little boy 

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? a few people 

92. In a fight with someone? no 

93. How many sweatpants do you have? don’t count them

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? quite a few 

95. Last movie you watched? the greatest showman

96. Favourite actress? margot robbie 

97. Favourite actor? channing tatum

98. Do you tan a lot? not anymore

99. Have any pets? yea

100. How are you feeling? fine 

101. Do you type fast? sometimes

102. Do you regret anything from your past? yea

103. Can you spell well? sometimes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yea 

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yea

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? yea

107. Have you ever been on a horse? no 

108. What should you be doing? nothing 

109. Is something irritating you right now? yea

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yea

111. Do you have trust issues? already answered 

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? haven’t cried for a while 

113. What was your childhood nickname? jess 

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? dont live in the states 

115. Do you play the Wii? not anymore

116. Are you listening to music right now? yea

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? no 

118. Do you like Chinese food? yea

119. Favourite book? her

120. Are you afraid of the dark? no 

121. Are you mean? no 

122. Is cheating ever okay? no 

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? yea

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? yea

125. Do you believe in true love? yea

126. Are you currently bored? very

127. What makes you happy? my girl and little boy

128. Would you change your name? not anymore

129. What your zodiac sign? virgo 

130. Do you like subway? yea

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? ew

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? shauna 

133. Favourite lyrics right now? im caving in and i don’t wanna fight anymore

134. Can you count to one million? yea but effort 

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? dunno 

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed

137. How tall are you? 5″2

138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 

139. Brunette or Blonde? brunetter

140. Summer or Winter? autumn

141. Night or Day? day

142. Favourite month? don’t have one 

143. Are you a vegetarian? no 

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk and white 

145. Tea or Coffee? tea

146. Was today a good day? it was okay 

147. Mars or Snickers? neither

148. What’s your favourite quote? love is louder than the pressure to be perfect

149. Do you believe in ghosts? no 

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via